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My Dad Can't Stop My Secret Sleepover
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00:00This is a five-star treehouse, and today my daughter Salish is living here for the next 24 hours.
00:07If she can stop me from capturing the red flag before it gets dark, she gets an epic sleepover with
00:13her friend Peyton.
00:14But if I get the flag, they have to stay in the world's worst treehouse.
00:19Salish will do everything she can to keep me away from that flag.
00:23Here I come.
00:25I'm sorry, Dad. Are you sure you want to keep doing this?
00:28Let's go. Here I come, Salish. Here I come.
00:32Okay, Salish, you got one hour, and then I'm coming to get that flag.
00:36As if you could get this flag.
00:37Oh, you don't think I could get this flag?
00:38Hey, hey, hey. Get that on your side.
00:40Okay, you got one hour. I'm coming in one hour.
00:43Oh, oh, oh.
00:44Okay, that's not awkward. I'm going. See ya.
00:47Where are you going?
00:48You'll find out. Good luck. I'm getting that flag.
00:50I don't need luck.
00:51We've got a lot to do, but let me just give you a tour really quick.
00:54Here's the upstairs Starbucks right here.
00:56Here's the pool. Do you want to see this coolest part?
00:59What?
00:59Look at this.
01:01Whoa, what is this?
01:01It's an elevator.
01:03What? Nice. Okay, we'll see ya.
01:05No!
01:06I only get five attempts to capture the red flag.
01:08Other than that, I got to stay behind that red line.
01:10This is the second floor, and I can't wait to have a sleepover with Payton.
01:15And what is better than having Starbucks after?
01:20Starbucks after.
01:21There we go. Look at that.
01:23Nice refrigerated pink drink. Looks good.
01:25Nice. Yeah, we could watch TV while sitting on the couch, and fall asleep.
01:30That doesn't look that comfortable.
01:31But this is a toufan.
01:33What's a toufan?
01:34The thing that turns into a bed.
01:36You mean a futon?
01:37A futon.
01:40Nice. Okay, I see the vision now.
01:42But first, I need to stop my dad from capturing the flag. So, come on.
01:47Salish can do whatever she wants. I don't care. She won't be able to stop.
01:50I'm just saying that now because I didn't know what Salish had planned for me.
01:54And this time, unfortunately, she went all in on the pranks.
01:57I don't want to see any TikTok saying how mean she is to me because I am agreeing 100%
02:02she can do whatever she wants.
02:03Payton is probably about to get on her flight to come here, and then we're going to have a sleepover.
02:08And it's going to be so fun. I can't wait.
02:10You don't think my dad could climb up the side, right?
02:12It's going to be really hard, but yeah, we should probably block the bottom.
02:15No, I don't think he could climb up. I can barely fit in.
02:18All right, see ya.
02:18Go down, go down.
02:21Oh my goodness.
02:23Well, Colley beat me downstairs. Come on.
02:25Okay.
02:26We've got to get back to it. Come on.
02:27Guess what number of the three houses is.
02:33This is my favorite room.
02:35I mean, this is sincerely your room.
02:38And there's this design, which is all of our hoodies.
02:40And this is also on that hoodie.
02:42Your astrology sign, right?
02:43Sagittarius.
02:44Nice.
02:45Isn't that cool?
02:46That is sick.
02:46We got a little vanity.
02:48Hello?
02:49I have not been in the treehouse yet, so I don't know what's inside,
02:51but unless Matthew built some insane secret room for the flag,
02:55I'm not worried about getting there.
02:56Matthew!
02:57What's up, Salish?
02:58Wait, you were in there the whole time?
03:00Yeah, it's a secret room.
03:01Okay.
03:02Well, Matthew, thank you so much for building this entire thing.
03:05Like, it looks amazing.
03:06I just have a couple questions.
03:08Okay.
03:08Basically, I'm just figuring out ways to stop my dad from coming up to get the flag.
03:13There are two ways my dad could get into this house.
03:15First way is the stairs.
03:17This is the second way he could get it.
03:19It's a rock wall.
03:20What if he just climbs up?
03:21You just want me to remove them?
03:22Wait, you could just remove the rock wall and the stairs?
03:24Yeah, I can change this however you want.
03:26Yes, yes, yes!
03:27He's going to think that to get into the treehouse,
03:30he has to go through this room.
03:31So, what if we barricade this wall and then we just waste his time?
03:35Isn't that, like, a good idea?
03:36Yeah.
03:36So, we'll remove the staircase, the rock climbing wall.
03:39And put a barricade up here.
03:41I'm going to go shopping and I'm going to get everything else we need to stop my dad.
03:44Okay, you're Team Salish, right?
03:45Team Salish.
03:46All right, let's go!
03:47Your shoe's untied!
03:48Thanks!
03:50Wait, my driving test is next week.
03:52Can I please drive?
03:53Drive my car?
03:54Yes, please.
03:55There's absolutely no way I'm letting you drive my car.
03:57Zero.
03:59Oh, my...
04:00What?
04:00I've got to find a disguise before Salish gets to this Target
04:04because I know she's coming here.
04:05Anytime that Salish ever does a sleepover video,
04:07she goes to Target and gets supplies.
04:08Ari, come here.
04:09I've got this crazy idea.
04:10Look.
04:10Oh, my God, that's ridiculous.
04:12First of all, I've got to see if I can fit into this cart.
04:15I need to get on my disguise as quickly as possible
04:18because Salish will be here at any moment.
04:20And I know she has a plan.
04:22I just need to figure out what it is.
04:24If I'm not ready for it,
04:25I'll definitely struggle with winning this challenge.
04:28We need a cold water shell blaster, Nerf guns.
04:31Okay.
04:32We need slippery oil so he can't go up the slide.
04:36That's good.
04:36You're a genius.
04:37We need pickles!
04:39Where do the pickles come in?
04:40Is that like you're throwing pickles at him or...
04:42You just want to eat the pickles, don't you?
04:43Okay, yeah.
04:45I can check my fine friends and see if Salish is here.
04:48I'm sure she's coming.
04:49She left the treehouse already.
04:50Oh, God, she's in the car.
04:52This is going in our pile of stuff to block Jordan out.
04:55Watch out, camera guys.
04:57This rock climbing wall is actually really easy to climb
04:59because there's another wall right here.
05:01And I don't want to see Jordan kind of parkour up like Spider-Man.
05:03We've got to make sure that Team Salish wins today.
05:05Okay, everybody's here with me.
05:06They all came because I've got a big Team Jordan now.
05:08You guys start putting stuff over this cart.
05:10Can somebody push me?
05:10Oh, my God!
05:12Are you calling me heavy?
05:13Is that what that was?
05:15Her first line on camera and she calls me heavy.
05:17Salish is on her way.
05:19Are you...
05:20I'm not a good parker.
05:22Are we so for real right now?
05:23Okay, I'm sorry!
05:25Good!
05:26Okay, let's go.
05:26We've gone inside.
05:28Salish just got here, so we need to move super fast
05:30or getting here first will mean nothing.
05:34Ha, ha, ha.
05:35Kim, we need a disguise for you.
05:36Are you hiding film?
05:37Okay, sounds good.
05:38Do boys have sleepovers?
05:40Yeah.
05:40I haven't had one recently.
05:41What do you do?
05:42Play video games.
05:44All night?
05:45Yeah, then you just go to sleep at like 6 in the morning.
05:47Before even seeing Salish, the worst thing that could happen just happened.
05:51The manager came to check our cart.
05:54If he sees me inside it right now, I'm cooked.
05:59Yes, we're all good.
06:01Oh, my God.
06:01Did that guy not know I was here?
06:03Are you guys making purchases today?
06:05Yes, we will.
06:06Yes.
06:06Okay.
06:07Yeah.
06:07So we won't have to like put all of this stuff back?
06:10No, we'll be putting everything back.
06:11I don't see Salish, but that was insane.
06:14That was crazy.
06:15Kim, don't get too close, but I need to have eyes on her.
06:18Dude, I can hear her voice.
06:19Get closer.
06:20I can't see anything.
06:22This is perfect.
06:24Wait, that's sick.
06:26Something tells me she's going to have a lot of fun and me.
06:30Oh, what was that?
06:32Not so much.
06:33Oh, jeez.
06:34I need to see what she's getting.
06:35What else do we need?
06:37Um, stop right here.
06:38Stop.
06:40Get oil, right?
06:41Yeah.
06:42We need like oil or dish soap.
06:44What if we got like bouncy balls to like hit him?
06:46And I don't want to hurt him.
06:47They make like soft bouncy balls.
06:49Yeah, and he asked for this.
06:50That's true.
06:50He did ask for this.
06:51I haven't seen anything she's getting.
06:53We need to get closer so I can see what she's getting.
06:55Go to the other aisle so I can hear what she's saying.
06:57There's only one left.
06:57That's better than zero.
06:59Do you want packs with me?
07:02It works.
07:04It sounds like she's playing ball.
07:05I don't know what she's doing.
07:07All right, you got to go around the corner, okay?
07:08These are soft and they'll bounce off Jordan's head perfectly.
07:11I mean, he has a really small head.
07:13It's a tough target.
07:15Literally.
07:16Okay.
07:17Um, what else?
07:19Salish is buying products to sabotage me and I need to see what they are.
07:23Stairs coming down.
07:24We got it.
07:25Let's place it right here.
07:26If Jordan sees this, he's definitely going to try to use it to go up there,
07:28but it's extremely heavy and there's nothing to support it.
07:31So this is like a trap.
07:32Now I'm going to remove this rock wall.
07:34We're going to be using these wood boards right here to give the cardboard support.
07:37My dad has to get through the barricade to go into this room and then we just waste his time.
07:42So Jordan's going to think it's just cardboard on the outside,
07:44but there's actually wood on the inside.
07:46This is like one of those hundred layer videos because we're also putting wood across that door.
07:49Jordan's never getting in.
07:50I think she's going to throw soccer balls at me.
07:52This is so crazy.
07:53I can't believe she doesn't see me yet.
07:54All right, they're all the way down.
07:55Jordan, go, go, go, go.
07:56I need to see what's in her cart.
07:57Slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow.
08:00I think it may be in the back.
08:02Maybe?
08:02In the back?
08:03Okay.
08:03Like back over here.
08:04Oh, yeah.
08:06I thought you meant like back.
08:07No.
08:08I think we should just get soap.
08:09Okay.
08:10Soap.
08:10What are they using soap for?
08:12Get closer so I can hear.
08:13You should get the one that smells the worst.
08:16Worst smelling soap?
08:17What are they going to do?
08:18Think.
08:19That's good.
08:19Go to the right.
08:20Stop.
08:21Stop.
08:22Act like you're looking at something.
08:23I think we should get shaving cream because we're in this aisle anyway.
08:26And we could get pie thingies.
08:28Oh, like pie tins.
08:29Yeah.
08:30Yeah, yeah.
08:30No, that's good.
08:30Back up.
08:31Go backwards.
08:37Now we need a pie tin.
08:38That would be right over here.
08:40Those are metal, say.
08:41Those are metal.
08:41You're going to give them a concussion.
08:42Okay, I'm sorry.
08:43Give me a concussion.
08:44What is she going to do to give me a concussion?
08:46I don't want a concussion.
08:47You're not going to want a metal pot.
08:49Well, obviously not.
08:50Right.
08:52What the heck?
08:52Baking sheets and pans.
08:54What about this aisle?
08:55No, we already checked that one.
08:57Not this one.
08:58We already checked that one.
08:59Okay, maybe it's in the food aisle.
09:01Yeah, we can check.
09:02Okay, we need pie tins.
09:04That was close.
09:05Good job, Colin.
09:06Boom.
09:07Trying to see what they've got.
09:08So far, they're going to give me a concussion.
09:10Okay.
09:14What was...
09:14Okay.
09:15Did she just not see me?
09:16Ari, is she faking it or does she...
09:18I have no idea.
09:19She just walked right past me.
09:21Okay, we've got everything.
09:22We're going to go check out
09:23and then we're going to get back in the car.
09:24Okay, super quick because we're like out of time.
09:26Go on.
09:26I have to say, go, go, go.
09:28Go fast, go fast.
09:29They're way far away.
09:30They're way far away.
09:34She's rushing.
09:35She's got a lot of stuff in her cart.
09:39Hi, Xavier.
09:40Hi.
09:43Oh, my God.
09:44I've got everything that I need
09:45for the sleepover with Peyton
09:47and I've got everything that I need
09:48to stop my dad from getting the flat.
09:50Okay, let's get out of here.
09:51I'm going to get out.
09:53Okay, let's go.
09:54I think I got a photo of what she has.
09:56I got to look at in the car.
09:58Go, Seth, go.
09:59So this is the big sheet
10:00that I'm going to use to block the doorway.
10:02Perfect.
10:03Wait, Colin.
10:04That's my dad's car.
10:05Wait, that's totally your dad's car, dude.
10:07Where is your car?
10:08Over here.
10:09Go, go, go, go, go.
10:09I could barely see anything.
10:11They got a huge beach ball.
10:12They got a bucket.
10:13They got, I guess, stinky soap.
10:16They're right there.
10:17Hide, hide, hide, hide.
10:18My car is right there.
10:20And she was right...
10:21She walked right by.
10:22Did she see my car?
10:23She probably did.
10:24Come on, track star.
10:25All right, let's go.
10:25And I'm driving.
10:26I know.
10:29Fine.
10:30Buck up.
10:30I didn't see many sabotages.
10:32I'm feeling pretty good about this.
10:33I get five attempts
10:34and she got like two things
10:35as far as I can tell.
10:36My dad's probably here
10:37to get stuff that can help him out.
10:39What would he get, though?
10:40I don't even know.
10:41I don't know.
10:41If all Salish has is a bucket,
10:44a ball or something to throw at me,
10:45and snacks,
10:46I think I'm in pretty good shape.
10:48I don't think she's going to make it past round one.
10:49I'll probably get that red flag
10:51on my first attempt.
10:53This time, I'm winning.
10:53But what I didn't realize
10:55was that Salish already had something planned for me
10:57and it was way bigger than I expected.
11:00Whoa.
11:01This looks so good.
11:03Now this thing is completely sealed shut,
11:04so your dad is going to have to break through.
11:06You can't even get through.
11:07Yeah, you can't even get through.
11:08We're going to make an entire room right here
11:10with cardboard to waste even more of your dad's time.
11:12That's such a good idea.
11:13Matthew, this looks amazing.
11:15We're in a huge rush,
11:15so can you finish this up
11:17while I get the rest of the stuff from the car?
11:18I got you.
11:19Okay, thank you so much.
11:19Let's go, let's go, let's go.
11:20Repeat after me.
11:21Hey, haters.
11:22Hey, haters.
11:22Hey, doubters.
11:23Hey, doubters.
11:24This is Team Jordan we're talking about.
11:26This is Team Jordan we're talking about.
11:27Let's go.
11:28Let's go.
11:28You're going down, haters.
11:29You are going down in the ground.
11:32I got everything.
11:34Okay, this looks like some good stuff.
11:35Thanks.
11:36I think we need a lot more,
11:37so I'm going to send someone to the store
11:38to get the rest while you're in there.
11:39Before we seal up this wall,
11:41I'm going to write a note
11:42so that once my dad breaks through this wall,
11:44he's going to realize he wasted all of his time
11:46because there's no way to get to the second floor.
11:48Don't judge my writing.
11:49It was hard to write,
11:50but now we got to go put this in here.
11:52Matthew, we're sure we're good on this, right?
11:53I promise it's safe.
11:54You're going to be the first person to test it, though.
11:56Okay, let's go.
11:57All right, send it up.
11:59Oh, crap.
12:01Oh, Matthew, I hear it.
12:02Did it actually work?
12:04Yes, that kind of freaks me out.
12:06I've got the water balloon gel thingy,
12:08and I've got my pickles.
12:10Nice.
12:10Cheers.
12:12In 10 minutes,
12:13I get to make my first attempt to get the flag.
12:15I'm going to make a bucket of ice water,
12:17and then once he tries to get here,
12:18I'm going to pour it on him.
12:19Nice.
12:21Oh, I see.
12:22Okay.
12:23Oh, they took the ladder away,
12:24so I can't climb up.
12:25They took away the rock wall,
12:27and they put cardboard in front of the door.
12:30All I have to do is break down the cardboard
12:32to get it in the door to climb to the third floor.
12:33I'm getting this in one.
12:34These doors are a decoy.
12:36Once he's inside the Sincerely Ors room,
12:38there's no way for him to get to the upper floors
12:41to get to the flag.
12:42I'm just letting you know you have 10 minutes
12:44until I storm the castle and grab my flag.
12:46What were you doing at Target?
12:48You never saw me?
12:49No.
12:49But I was following you the whole time.
12:51I was in the shopping cart.
12:54Colin, why did you tell me?
12:56I didn't know, say.
12:57I know everything you got,
12:59and this is going to be easy.
13:01Do you think cardboard's going to stop me?
13:02Have you seen these things?
13:03Like, have you seen them?
13:04He's buying the decoy.
13:06He thinks that he has to break the cardboard
13:08to get up here.
13:09That's true.
13:10I have to get that flag.
13:12If I don't, I'm stuck in that one-star treehouse.
13:15I've got a couple different ways I could go.
13:17I could maybe go up the slide,
13:18but I'm going to instead go straight through the cardboard,
13:21get into that room,
13:21and then climb the stairs.
13:22I'll be able to get that flag in one minute.
13:24One, two, three, team silence!
13:27Okay, Dad.
13:28Uh-huh.
13:29I just wanted to tell you,
13:30I'm sorry for what I'm going to do to you,
13:32but it's not too late for you to quit.
13:34You challenged me,
13:35so anything I do to you
13:36is basically you doing it to yourself.
13:38Bring it on.
13:38I don't care what you do to me,
13:40and I'll say it officially.
13:41Do whatever you want.
13:42I'm getting that flag.
13:43He's going to regret this.
13:44Three, two,
13:46Yeah!
13:49It's ice water!
13:50I didn't see the ice part!
13:54Oh!
13:55Yeah!
13:56Jeez!
13:58God!
13:59Oh, God!
14:00Team silence!
14:01Team silence!
14:03Wait!
14:05Oh, jeez!
14:07Wait, Colin?
14:08What?
14:08Why is he still trying?
14:11Oh, my son!
14:13I'm coming out for you!
14:15Ow!
14:17What?
14:17There's a door here?
14:20He thinks he's going to get up here.
14:22No!
14:23No!
14:26What?
14:27Go get the water balloons.
14:27Go, go, go, go.
14:33Seconds.
14:34Come on, come on, come on.
14:34Come on, come on, come on.
14:36Yeah!
14:38Hey!
14:39Hey!
14:39Team silence!
14:41Team silence!
14:42How are you feeling?
14:42Are you cool?
14:43Yeah!
14:43Back on your side of the line!
14:44Look, he looks like he beat himself.
14:46Was the ice necessary?
14:48Are you cold?
14:49I'll be right back!
14:50You're going down next round!
14:51I mean, you asked for it!
14:53You're going down next round!
14:54Round one done, let's go!
14:58That was all me!
14:59I only have a couple of attempts left,
15:01but I was not expecting what Salish has planned right now.
15:05Oh, jeez!
15:06All right, Colin, we have to go check how close my dad is
15:08to breaking through the wooden wall, okay?
15:10Okay, yeah, let's go.
15:13Bye!
15:14See ya!
15:16I got to get something stronger to bust that wall down with.
15:19Why is there plastic everywhere?
15:21I couldn't with my body break through that wall,
15:23so I need something to can.
15:25I've got 30 minutes before my next attempt.
15:26I have all this shaving cream and silly string
15:28so she can mess with Jordan,
15:29but I also got this s'mores device right here
15:31because obviously Salish is going to win,
15:33so she can use this tonight to make some good food.
15:36Oh, okay, he started to open this.
15:39Next round is just going to be him opening this.
15:42Wait, see, that's two rounds of him
15:43not going to be able to come upstairs.
15:44That's so good.
15:45I got more stuff, Salish.
15:46I have a bag of dirt,
15:48so we can lay this out on the ground.
15:49I could pour water on it,
15:50and it could be, like, mud.
15:52Yeah, okay.
15:52Okay, wait, wait, there must be, like, a hose somewhere.
15:54So we need to open up the dirt,
15:55cover this entire area.
15:58What?
15:58There was a bug.
15:59Okay.
16:00I need something to break down the door.
16:02Do any of us trust me with this?
16:04Actually, cue me with a sword.
16:05Two, one.
16:09Not bad, but still no.
16:11I feel like I should plant one in every area
16:13just to make sure, okay?
16:15So you have one ready.
16:15So one should be right here.
16:16One should be up here.
16:18Up!
16:18One should be right there.
16:19Right here.
16:21That's good, that's good.
16:22Amazing.
16:22But we need to make sure he can't see it,
16:24because if he sees it,
16:25he might try and pull it down,
16:26and that would not be fun.
16:27Matthew, I'm not going to lie,
16:28I think we need way more.
16:29I'm wearing white shoes.
16:30I'm sorry, that really sucks.
16:32Okay, let me go get some more bags.
16:34I got you.
16:35Here we go.
16:37Oh, this should do it.
16:38Oh, guys, I'm getting into that room.
16:43Dirt is not my thing.
16:44All right, pour it in there.
16:45Oh, you almost got it on me.
16:47That's good.
16:48It smells so bad.
16:51Sing.
16:52Oh, wow, I would never want to live in the wilderness.
16:55It's kind of intimidating the sound, right?
16:58Oh, Salish, here I come.
17:01Oh, no.
17:01Say, say.
17:02I'm getting through that treehouse.
17:03Stop making mud.
17:04I am.
17:05Say, spray it faster.
17:06What do you think I'm doing, Colin?
17:08That's all you got?
17:09Once you've got the red flag,
17:10and then you're going to have your sleepover
17:12by yourself in the treehouse,
17:14how are you going to shower?
17:15You're going to be all muddy and disgusting.
17:18I'm going to break through that door.
17:19I'm going to go up the stairs in there,
17:20up to the third floor,
17:21grab the flag.
17:22As if we don't have more security beyond that.
17:25Behind the door is the Sincerely Yours room,
17:27and my dad can't get upstairs from there.
17:30Good luck.
17:30I'm coming in two minutes, eh?
17:31I don't need luck.
17:32Every round, I get an extra minute.
17:34First round, I got one minute.
17:35This round, I get two minutes,
17:37which is more than I need with this thing.
17:38Matthew, can you please hand the silly string up for me?
17:41There's a lot of silly string.
17:42Can you get me the pink one, please?
17:46You know what?
17:46There's Superman, there's Batman, whatever.
17:48Nobody has Sledgehammer Man.
17:50Show a poster.
17:51Sledgehammer Man.
17:58Marvel, hit me up.
17:59No, Sain, stop.
18:01Sain, Sain, stop.
18:02It works, it works.
18:03Salish, you're messing around one minute.
18:06Sain, don't waste it all.
18:07She's turning on her teammates.
18:09Do you think silly string is going to stop me?
18:11I've got a Sledgehammer, you've got silly string.
18:13I think I'm good.
18:14All right, Matthew, can you please throw up the hose
18:16so that I can spray my dad when he's coming over here?
18:18You ready?
18:18Oh, no, hose, I'm silly string.
18:2130 seconds, I'm coming.
18:23Okay, Sain, Sain, Sain, grab it, Sain, grab it, grab it, grab it.
18:28Sain, get ready.
18:30She's playing with...
18:32Do you know anybody less serious than this kid?
18:35Sain, ready?
18:36No, I'm standing here with water.
18:38Sain, go, go, go.
18:39Sain, go, Sain, go, Sain.
18:40I don't know where you think you're going.
18:42This is only my second attempt,
18:43but there's no way I'm going to let some water
18:46and a little mud stop me.
18:50Yeah!
18:51But it might slow me down a little.
18:53No, don't worry.
18:55I'm sorry, Dad.
18:59Are you sure you want to keep doing this?
19:01I am so close.
19:02All I have to do is knock down this wall
19:04and I'll be inside.
19:05Here I come.
19:07How long time?
19:16Is he in?
19:17Is he in?
19:17Is he in?
19:26Wait, how do you get up?
19:29Ten seconds, ten seconds.
19:30Are you kidding?
19:32Hurry up, time.
19:33Hurry up!
19:34I can't get up!
19:44Can't get the flag here, but at least you get sincerely yours.
19:47Okay, Salish, that was pretty funny.
19:50This is too easy, honestly.
19:51This is so easy.
19:52Two attempts down.
19:53Yes!
19:54Three more to go, and each one gives me more and more time.
19:57Just wait, Salish.
19:58I am absolutely going to get that flag, and you'll be in the one-star treehouse with Peyton.
20:04I am so disgusting.
20:05At least I'll smell good.
20:07A little cucumber.
20:08Hey, Dad, the last time I heard, I heard, time's up!
20:15That sounded bad.
20:17Oh, Sal!
20:19Now I know why you got the soap.
20:21You used soap under there to make it slippery, and then mud to make it dirty.
20:25Wait, Dad, I'm sorry I feel bad.
20:27You don't have to feel bad, because I dared you, challenged you.
20:29I didn't think you had it in you.
20:31Pretty good.
20:31Do you want me to rinse you off?
20:32I have some water.
20:33No, I'm good.
20:34Looks like you're a little muddy.
20:35I'm going to get myself together.
20:36I'm coming back for round three.
20:37He thinks the reason I got the soap was to put it under the mud, but that's not the reason.
20:41I used to put it on the slide.
20:42Basically, I'm goaded.
20:44While I retreat to plan my next attempt, Salish gets another ten minutes to plan her new prank.
20:49And for this next round, she'll have to try to keep me out for three whole minutes.
20:54Okay, my Dad knows that the downstairs is a decoy now.
20:56He's probably going to try and come up through the slides, so let's put soap on it.
21:00I've got a great plan.
21:01I won't have to leave to get my tree house.
21:04Oh my goodness.
21:06Long story, Salish is responsible.
21:08Thank you for bringing a little juice box.
21:10Can I take it for a sec?
21:11Yes, of course.
21:11Two weeks ago, Salish rescued this cute puppy and named him Juicebox.
21:16Oh my goodness.
21:17A little juice box.
21:18Have you missed, Salish?
21:20Listen, Juicebox, Juicebox, remember, you have a friend that is in a tree house, and I need
21:25you to get that friend out of the tree house by being super cute, okay?
21:28Once I show Salish that Juicebox is back, there's no way she'll be able to resist leaving
21:33the tree house undefended to come see him.
21:35I know my little girl, and she loves Juicebox.
21:38Say, say, say, say.
21:39He's coming in one minute.
21:40Are you ready?
21:40Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:41Is the gun, is the gun working though?
21:42I don't know.
21:43No, no, it works, it works, it works.
21:45It actually hurts.
21:45It works, it works.
21:46Oh, it doesn't even hurt.
21:47Um, what is my dad bringing back?
21:49What is he doing?
21:49He's hiding something.
21:51What is that?
21:52I don't know.
21:53Oh, Salish, in five seconds, it's time.
21:57Five, four, three, two.
22:02Now, I see you have a gun in your hand.
22:03Before you shoot that gun, you might want to consider, I'm with somebody special.
22:09Juicebox!
22:10Juicebox!
22:10No, say.
22:12I love you so much.
22:14Guys, I really thought that Juicebox was going to be, like, my third dog.
22:18Juicebox!
22:19You know what?
22:20He's shaking a little because he wants to see you.
22:22Hi, baby!
22:23His mom said that Juicebox could spend the night with you if you guys want to be there,
22:27but you've got to come get him right now.
22:28I am going to come and get Juicebox right after we finish.
22:32Look, you see?
22:34Don't shoot me.
22:35Shoot, he's coming up to the side.
22:36Let's go, let's go, come on, come on, come on.
22:40Go, go, go, go.
22:40Go back to your mommy.
22:41Okay.
22:43What do you want?
22:43What do you want?
22:45I think I should climb, be able to climb this up in two minutes.
22:48Go, go, go, go, go.
22:52Oh, what was that?
22:53Keep going, keep going.
22:55What?
22:57Oh, jeez.
22:59Oh, oh, that went down my shirt.
23:01Go, say, go.
23:02Oh, you want to play water balloons?
23:04You want to play water balloons?
23:05One minute, go, say, go.
23:07Shoot, shoot.
23:09Did you just throw soap at me?
23:11Can you go get the other soap?
23:12Go, go, go.
23:14I see it.
23:15I see the opening.
23:17Sam's, I'm coming.
23:18Here I come.
23:19I can see the top of the slide, and these defenses aren't going to stop me this round.
23:24Guys, he's here.
23:25Hi, Sam.
23:25Hi, Dad.
23:26Hey, so, Dad, I'm warning you.
23:29You can quit now, but I'm going to dump this on you.
23:32I'm not going to quit.
23:33I want the rest of the game.
23:33Oh, oh, my God, that's water balloons.
23:36What?
23:37What?
23:38Oh, God.
23:38See you.
23:39Bye.
23:39Bye.
23:40Oh, God.
23:41Yeah.
23:43Hey, we won the ice cream.
23:44Let's go.
23:45No.
23:46Say, say.
23:47He keeps hitting me.
23:47Say, protect me.
23:50I can't believe they stopped me again.
23:53I've got to find another way in.
23:54This slide is clearly not going to work.
23:59There's an elevator?
24:01Yeah, next time, try the elevator.
24:02Okay, I will.
24:03Can I see Juice Box, please?
24:05Fine.
24:06Hello.
24:07Juice Box, come here, baby.
24:10Hi.
24:11Hiya.
24:12Oh, my goodness.
24:14Oh, I miss you.
24:15Oh, I'm sorry.
24:17I've got to go prep my next avatar.
24:19It's not my dad.
24:19Game on.
24:20I only have two rounds left to find a way in and get the flag.
24:23I am not holding back this time.
24:25I call myself two rounds left.
24:27Each round, he gets more time.
24:29So, now he's going to have four minutes.
24:30Like, I don't know how I'm supposed to stop him.
24:32What do I do?
24:33What about the water balloons?
24:34Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
24:35Matthew, Matthew, Matthew.
24:36Can you please come up here and help me throw the water balloons at my dad?
24:39Let me up.
24:39Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
24:41Let's go.
24:41Obviously, I'm not going to use the elevator because that's just a trap.
24:44We all know it.
24:44The slide is almost impossible.
24:46I thought I was going to get there and then they hit me with that water.
24:48I think I have to climb up there with a ladder.
24:51Salish.
24:52Salish.
24:53Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry.
24:55You should be throwing them from here.
24:56I'll throw them from there and we'll have the bucket in the middle.
24:59Round four, I get four minutes to get that flag.
25:03Somebody count me down.
25:05Three, two, one.
25:07Team Salish.
25:08Oh, okay.
25:10One, two, three.
25:11Team Jordan.
25:13Boom.
25:14That was kind of embarrassing.
25:15Five.
25:16Oh.
25:18We can't miss.
25:20Two.
25:23Oh, oh, oh, no, no.
25:24Hey, Matthew, what are you doing, actually?
25:27Wait, stop, stop, stop.
25:28Where is he going?
25:29I'm going to throw this over the roof.
25:30No scope.
25:31Oh, no, no.
25:32If they're going to use everything they can find, I'm going to use everything I can.
25:39Oh, whoa, that almost, oh.
25:45Go, go, go.
25:46We've got to use them all.
25:51Should we just pour the bucket?
25:52Pour, pour, pour, pour.
25:54Shoot, where is he going?
25:55I didn't see that coming.
25:56Oh, oh.
26:00Jesus.
26:02Ari, are they gone?
26:03Ari, are they gone?
26:03They're here.
26:04They just broke it.
26:05How many times are we going to pie him?
26:07How many pies?
26:08We don't need this many pies, guys.
26:09Okay.
26:13I actually kind of feel bad.
26:14Like, he said I could do anything, but this is like, I would not want to be pie.
26:20Tell me when he's here.
26:21Tell me when he's here.
26:28Hey.
26:30Colin.
26:31What's up?
26:31How are you?
26:32Oh, no.
26:33Go, Matthew, Matthew!
26:35Go, go, go, go!
26:39I'll get you back.
26:40You remember the American Dream Mall?
26:41Yeah.
26:44Oh, my God, no!
26:50Get out of my way!
26:51Get out of my way!
26:54Time, time, time!
26:58What flavor is this pie?
26:59Tastes like Team Salish.
27:01That was a good one.
27:02I actually didn't see that coming.
27:03One more chance.
27:04Mom, I'm bringing my A-game for the last one.
27:05Why do you even want to do a sleepover?
27:07You've wrecked this place.
27:08I could clean this in like 15 minutes.
27:10Hey, Dad, can you get behind the red line?
27:11Yeah, I'm going.
27:12Can I take the elevator?
27:13No.
27:14Okay.
27:14Dad, you're okay with all this, right?
27:15I'm great with it.
27:16By the way, don't give this kid any hate for what she's doing to me
27:19because I told her to bring it on and she brought it on.
27:21Yeah.
27:21I got one more chance this time.
27:23I'm telling you.
27:23I got one more chance.
27:24I'm telling you.
27:25I don't care.
27:26I'm getting that red light.
27:27Am I going down?
27:27I'm getting that red light.
27:29And you're going to sleep in that little thing.
27:30And I'm going to sleep in this big thing.
27:31And they better be clean when I move in here.
27:33Uh-huh.
27:33My last is going to be my best.
27:35Jordan out.
27:37Whoa!
27:38Okay.
27:38Wasn't quite as smooth as Hobie.
27:40I think he thought that was a lot cooler in his head.
27:42Yeah, I know.
27:42Like he's trying to ore farm.
27:43I've gone to war with my daughter and so far I'm losing.
27:47I got one more chance.
27:48Salish has stopped me again and again and again and again from getting the flag at the top of the
27:54tree house.
27:55But she's running low on supplies and there's no way she can keep me out for five whole minutes.
28:00Wait.
28:01It said I can't go over the red line.
28:02It didn't say I couldn't go above the red line, right?
28:04Let me see if I can get a little closer and see if I can see in there and get
28:07any sort of clue.
28:12Hey, Say.
28:12Say.
28:13Say.
28:14Yeah?
28:15Is he on the roof?
28:16Why are you on the roof?
28:17What the heck?
28:18I'm just checking to see what you've got going up there.
28:20Just making s'mores.
28:21You're just making s'mores?
28:23Dad, I'm getting ready for Payton to be here.
28:25If I got a rope, I could just lasso the flag from right here, right?
28:29Did you get on the roof thinking you were going to make the jump or what was your plan?
28:32Hey Say, why don't you hook me up with a s'more real quick?
28:34Give me some energy before my last attempt.
28:37Uh, alright.
28:39Actually?
28:39Yeah, I know you love s'mores.
28:41Here.
28:41Let me just try and throw it to you.
28:43Three, two, one.
28:48Catch it!
28:49Oh!
28:49Oh!
28:49Yay!
28:50Thank you!
28:51You're still not getting the flag though.
28:54That's really good.
28:55Alright, Salish.
28:56My last attempt in one minute.
28:57Be ready.
28:58Last time I made s'mores, I was in Joshua Tree being outdoorsy.
29:01Look at me now.
29:02Say it, dude.
29:03You're a little too chill for the final round being like, in a couple minutes.
29:07Don't worry, because look.
29:09We've still got powder cannons.
29:11Oh, nice.
29:12I know.
29:12If I can build a rope with a lasso, I can actually hook the thing.
29:17I don't even need to go over there.
29:18Is there a rope?
29:19One minute before your final attempt.
29:21Okay, I just need a little more time.
29:22I gotta find a rope.
29:24What I'm gonna do is we just have to stay up here and we have to be completely quiet.
29:28Right, right.
29:29And I'm gonna let my dad think that he's about to win.
29:31And once he gets up here, I'm gonna give him two choices.
29:34And that's how bad he wants to win.
29:37No.
29:38No rope.
29:38I just gotta go for it.
29:39Just go like that.
29:40Hey!
29:41Sorry!
29:42I did not know it was that easy.
29:44Alright, this is my last attempt.
29:46Let's do this.
29:47If I don't, I'll be sleeping in the one star tree house while Salish and Payton have a sleepover
29:51in the five star tree house.
29:53There's no way I'm letting that happen.
29:55Five!
29:56Four!
29:57Three!
29:58Two!
30:01Here I come, Salish!
30:03Okay.
30:04Now we're gonna see us.
30:07Where is she?
30:08Should I just know a scope of watermelon?
30:10I don't know.
30:11Don't do anything.
30:15No!
30:16Toaster, come on.
30:17Go, go, go, go.
30:21She's just letting me go up?
30:22Okay.
30:23Be as quiet as you can.
30:24Hurry!
30:25Hurry!
30:25Hurry!
30:27Hey, Ari!
30:28Hey!
30:29Colin, hurry up!
30:30I'm coming, I'm coming.
30:31Is he climbing up the back?
30:32No, no, no.
30:33He's coming up here.
30:34That was easy.
30:34I was expecting ten sabotages.
30:36They're not even in this room.
30:37Four minutes!
30:38I got four minutes to get right there.
30:40Can you see him?
30:41I see him.
30:43Shh.
30:43Watch where you point that thing.
30:45It's right there.
30:47Okay, I feel like there's a trap or something.
30:58Boo!
30:59Okay, okay, okay.
31:00Okay, okay, hold on.
31:01I'm gonna go around here and trap him.
31:04I'm gonna give you two choices.
31:05Uh-huh.
31:06First of all, I don't know what you thought that that water shooty thing in the ball were
31:09gonna do.
31:09I don't know.
31:10I'm improvising.
31:11Yeah, I can see.
31:12Stop talking.
31:12Tell me my choices because I'm running out of time.
31:14Number one, you can get the flag, but we're gonna power can you.
31:19And number two, you can lose and you can go back to your house.
31:23Nope, we've dropped you.
31:25Nope, there's no way for you to get by us.
31:28So, what choice is it?
31:30You're running out of time.
31:31Two minutes.
31:32You're gonna make a decision.
31:34This is, this sucks.
31:35How did I let myself get in this?
31:37Okay.
31:38By the way, if you choose the power cannon, you can have the glasses.
31:42Give me the glasses.
31:43Give me the glasses.
31:43Are you gonna get, choose number one?
31:45Yes.
31:45I'm gonna, I want the flag.
31:46I don't wanna sleep down there.
31:47Okay.
31:48Matthew, are you telling me this can get cleaned up and it's a nice room tonight?
31:51Easy.
31:52Dude, could you back up a little?
31:54What?
31:54No, stop, stop, stop.
31:55But you need to tell everybody that you've agreed to this.
31:58I'm agreeing to this.
31:59Just get it over with so I can get the flag.
32:00All right.
32:01Matthew, are you ready?
32:03That's really-
32:03Three, two, one, go!
32:16Oh, your face!
32:19He's all blue.
32:20One, two, three!
32:21Okay, get out of my way!
32:22No, no, no, no!
32:23Get out!
32:23How do I get up there?
32:23No, no, no!
32:25Okay.
32:26You go, Dad!
32:27I think that was worth it!
32:29Let's go!
32:31I won!
32:32Woo!
32:33I did this treehouse all night!
32:36You guys, you came up with some, like, seriously good sabotage.
32:39So, good work.
32:39Thanks.
32:40I'm proud of you.
32:41Um, got the powder in my ear.
32:43I'm sorry!
32:44I didn't mean to!
32:45Yeah, Dad, I'm actually so sorry.
32:47I mean, you said it was okay, but I still feel really bad.
32:49I also did not mean to end out your ear.
32:51I promise.
32:51I'm good, because I won, and this looks really comfortable.
32:54I'm going to watch a Netflix show all night.
32:55I'm going to chill.
32:56You guys, I'm sorry.
32:57You're going to have to be in the little doghouse.
32:59Well, Matthew, dude, amazing treehouse.
33:01This is sick.
33:02Are you sure we can get this cleaned up tonight?
33:03Yeah, that's easy.
33:04I got a whole team.
33:04I'm more worried about cleaning you up.
33:06Okay, so am I.
33:06Do I get a shower before I have to be here?
33:10I got a shower here.
33:10Also, I'm sorry because Payton sent me a text a little bit ago.
33:14She can't come anymore.
33:15Hey, Salish, I can't come to our sleepover tonight because I'm not feeling the best,
33:19but let's have a sleepover next week.
33:23So I think I'm just going to go home.
33:24Do you want to come with me?
33:26Yeah.
33:26Alright, let's go.
33:27Come on.
33:27Yeah, I don't want to be here.
33:29Okay.
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