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00:17I'll see you next time.
00:43I'll see you next time.
01:25I'll see you next time.
01:27We have to close.
01:28Can I take you outside?
01:29Come on, let's go.
01:30Can I take you outside?
01:32Can I take you outside?
01:48Can I take you outside?
02:00Can I take you outside?
02:27Can I take you outside?
02:31Can I take you outside?
02:56Can I take you outside?
03:04Can I take you outside?
03:24Can I take you outside?
03:43Can I take you outside?
03:52Can I take you outside?
03:53Can I take you outside?
04:05Can I take you outside?
04:16Can I take you outside?
04:26Can I take you outside?
04:33Can I take you outside her house?
04:39Rose, my alarm didn't go off, and it's never happened before.
04:43Can I get you a tea or a coffee or something?
04:47I'm fine. I think you should sit down.
04:49If this is about the fall festival budget, I will get my approvals in, like, top of next week, I
04:54promise.
04:55Of course. Is everything all right?
04:58Yeah, everything's fine. Why?
05:02Well, we've received some constructive criticism from the congregation.
05:06Well, okay. What about...
05:09Well, I'm wondering if we was the right choice of word. It's more about you.
05:15What are people saying, Rose?
05:18Well, just a few notes about some recent sermons.
05:23A tad meandering.
05:26I did not like this.
05:29Oh, and preferred my recent experience at the DMV.
05:34Um, well, I can spend more time on them.
05:40Unreliable. Distracted.
05:43Like a ghost.
05:44Nobody wrote that.
05:45I know your grandmother's death was very hard on you, but we have Mary McCutcheon's parents' memorial tomorrow, and you
05:53know she wanted to meet with you today.
05:55I know that.
05:56I'd be happy to handle it if you wanted to take some time off.
06:00Rose, I am more than capable of handling this, okay? I don't need to take time off. I just need
06:05more hours in a day.
06:07And a mic that doesn't cack out halfway through my apparently agonizing sermons.
06:13This congregation is my top priority.
06:25Do you need to get that?
06:26I need to get that. I need to get that, but this has nothing to do with me being distracted,
06:30okay?
06:33You're kidding me.
06:36Three prostitutes are on Tom's Yacht.
06:42Bra and panties.
06:44Oh, not on the prostitutes.
06:47Okay, they're called sex workers. I have to go.
06:49It's karma.
06:50It's karma?
06:51What does it mean? Do you think you'll be dropping out?
06:54When your constituency is God-fearing country clubbers, I don't think playing dress-up with sex workers is a good
06:59look.
06:59Well, what happens now?
07:01Oh, I don't see how you can lose a race if you're the only one running.
07:09Holy shit.
07:10I know, I know, I know.
07:12I don't think we should jump to any conclusions at this point, but I know.
07:15I just...
07:18Yeah, I'm 65 years old.
07:20Never finished college.
07:21I know.
07:22Gave birth to you during that lizard.
07:24I know you have come a long, long way, mom.
07:27I think of that Facebook group.
07:28Yeah.
07:29And how supportive they were.
07:30When I announced that I was running.
07:32Half of them have Tom Donaldson signs in their front yard.
07:36Susan Gottnick joked to her Mahjong group that I must have been having a stroke when I decided to run.
07:43So who's stroking now?
07:46Oh, yeah.
07:49I'm gonna post that.
07:50No, no, no.
07:51We don't need to post that.
07:52We don't need to post that.
07:53Yay!
07:59Yeah, I am so sorry I wasn't able to be there today, Mary.
08:02But tomorrow is gonna be a lovely celebration of life for your parents.
08:06I got the email and I got your remarks.
08:10No, I think it's great.
08:11I mean, I have a few small thoughts.
08:13You know, I'm just not sure your friends and family need to be reminded of the grislier details of the
08:18crash.
08:19Do you know what I'm saying?
08:20I...
08:20Right.
08:21I just think words like decapitation might, you know, might not be in the spirit of the day.
08:27Exactly.
08:28And I would remove chard as well.
08:31Chard!
08:38What are we listening to?
08:40Music.
08:41Okay.
08:42You say so.
08:44Alright, what is this today?
08:46It's like ranching licenses.
08:49Livestock permits.
08:50What are we walking into?
08:52It's like a cockfighting ring, horse doping.
08:54Why is it only ever men that get involved in this shit?
08:56That's right.
08:56It's not for you to worry about.
08:58Leave it.
08:59It kind of is.
09:00Okay, now that we're on the same level, you can't just boss us around all the time.
09:04What the fuck?
09:04We're not on the same level.
09:07One of us knows what we are doing and two of us obviously don't.
09:11Oh.
09:12If I got up right now, walked out of this car, you'd be fucked.
09:17You would be fucked.
09:19I would be, I, yeah, I would be fucked, but you would be more fucked.
09:22Oh, well listen, I've been doing this job long before you, okay?
09:27And I'll be doing it long after you're gone.
09:29Yeah?
09:30Yeah.
09:31Sure?
09:32Mm-hmm.
09:33Because, um, Ivan said that the reason both of us are here is because he doesn't trust
09:38you to handle this on your own.
09:41He didn't say that.
09:42Yeah, he did.
09:43He did say that.
09:44This morning, sitting at my kitchen table eating an everything bagel.
09:46So, it kind of seems like I'm here to babysit you guys.
09:49Okay?
09:49Let that sink in.
09:51Dick.
09:57I just think, yeah, well, I think we keep it light.
10:00Light and bright, Mary.
10:02Of course.
10:03No, I, and I, I think, of course.
10:07And I think you can tell that story just without all the sense, without all the sensory details.
10:12You know?
10:12Are we turning this off, please?
10:30Okay, so should we wait for you here, or?
10:32I need to go pick up a trailer.
10:34I don't need a babysitter for that.
10:36Okay.
10:36Lot 21, three bulls.
10:38Go.
10:46What did you do to him?
10:47Nothing.
10:48He's been in a mood all day.
10:50So are these the papers for the registration?
10:53Oh, yeah.
10:53I got it.
10:56I can register for an auction, Morgan.
10:58I, I know.
10:59I get that.
10:59I'm just, I'm gonna do it.
11:00Okay?
11:00Why?
11:01Why?
11:01You're being so weird.
11:02You've been micromanaging everyone.
11:07Technically, I am in charge of this job.
11:10What?
11:12Yeah.
11:13Ivan wanted me to do this alone, but I invited you because, because I actually, I don't feel
11:19safe alone with Yusuf.
11:21Oh.
11:22Ivan wanted you to do this alone?
11:24That's, what did he say?
11:25Nothing.
11:26Nothing.
11:26I just, I think he thinks I'm like more assertive in the field.
11:29In the field?
11:30Yeah.
11:31So what, he's not happy with the job that I'm doing?
11:33No, okay.
11:33This is why I didn't want to tell you this.
11:34You're getting upset.
11:35Of course I'm getting upset.
11:36I've compromised my, my time, my job, my relationship.
11:40What relationship?
11:43With, Jesus.
11:45Fine.
11:46What brings you to this cattle auction today?
11:48What is your purpose for acquiring this cattle?
11:50What are you doing?
11:51Um, well, for me, I am a trad wife with a substantial Instagram following.
11:55I'm here to get some dairy cows to make my own butter.
11:57You see what I'm saying?
11:58These are forged documents.
11:59Nikki, you gotta have your backstory straight.
12:01It's a cattle auction, not some New York Film Academy acting workshop.
12:05Okay?
12:06Wow.
12:06Okay.
12:07Wow.
12:07Fuck!
12:08Man, watch where you're going.
12:21Uh-huh.
12:23Uh-huh.
12:23Uh-huh.
12:23Okay, okay.
12:23Locked me.
12:24Uh-huh.
12:24We Brazilian grown-ups.
12:26I wouldn't know.
12:27What is up with these Russians today?
12:30Well, I, I thought she said the catering is coming tomorrow at noon.
12:35Well, can you get there a little before and just let them into the back kitchen?
12:38I should be there by 11.45.
12:40Yeah, no, I'm doing great.
12:42Rose, thank you for asking.
12:43You're, you're a team player.
12:44Okay?
12:45I'm gonna see you tomorrow.
12:46Bye.
12:52Are we not talking now?
12:53I'm on very thin ice with the congregation.
12:55Morgan, okay, so if all I'm doing is keeping you company, you're a big girl, you can do this job
12:59all by yourself.
13:15Lot 15, lot 15, this big black beautiful bull weighs in at 1,082 pounds.
13:20We'll start bidding at $2.
13:37Is it nice there?
13:39Well, you, you know you don't always have to eat at McDonald's.
13:41You can, oh, yeah cool.
13:44Okay.
13:45Love you.
13:45I will.
13:47Kevin sends his love.
13:48Oh, woof. Those are gorgeous.
13:52Yes, they are. We have a problem.
13:54Yeah, what's up?
13:57To Mrs. Mayer, you...
14:00Holy shit, Mom.
14:02Tom Donaldson has very deep pockets.
14:06One quick investigation and the breadcrumbs lead directly to me.
14:11Andre is interested in me, Natalie, romantically.
14:19Oh, yeah. He told you that?
14:22We slept together, Natalie. I slept.
14:24You want me to throw them out?
14:26No, I want you to bring up one of the good vases from the basement.
14:32Lot 21, Lot 21. We'll spot the bidding for these magnificent animals.
14:37Do those look like bulls to you?
14:40I see gigantic testicles. You're a teacher. You do the math.
14:48Hey! Excuse me.
14:55Oh, Morgan.
14:56Please just take the ticket, okay? You can't lose this. Trust me.
14:59What does that mean?
15:02Ivan said he thinks you're a liability. I brought you here to prove him wrong.
15:05What are you saying, liability?
15:06What are you talking about?
15:07He's questioning your value.
15:09Get the cows.
15:10Fuck, Morgan.
15:12Excuse me, sir.
15:13This is a person who wants a cow.
15:15Hello?
15:16Hello?
15:17Sir?
15:18Oof.
15:18I'm not with her.
15:20One job.
15:21How hard is it to buy a couple cows?
15:24Okay, well, where were you?
15:25I was getting the fucking trailer for the fucking cows.
15:29I can't even trust you to buy a cow like what the fuck is wrong with you?
15:33I don't know.
15:35Where are they?
15:36Where are they?
15:37First of all, put that away.
15:40Put a gun away.
15:41Stop.
15:42Why are you waving a gun around in front of a crowd of people who are also very likely carrying
15:45guns?
15:46Okay, I will do it.
15:48Nikki, seriously, just let me think.
15:50I'm a pastor, Morgan, it's-
15:54Excuse me.
15:55Just, uh, wanted to congratulate you on the bulls you won today.
16:00Thank you very much.
16:02Yeah, you know, I, uh, came here today with one goal, and that was to win those exact bulls.
16:09But I was not able to do it, and you were, so.
16:13So is next time.
16:13Yeah, I have a large, um, bag of money that I would happily hand over to you if that were
16:19to make any kind of difference.
16:32Duffel bag of cash would, would maybe help you in any way.
16:35Phil, truck's ready to load. We gotta go.
16:38I got enough money. We gotta go.
16:41Okay.
16:42Hey, between you and me?
16:45You're lucky I'm a God-fearing Christian.
16:47There's some other people around here who would be less forgiven.
16:51I agree completely. As a member of the clergy, I, uh, I just want to be clear, I'm not here
16:58to break any rules. I've never been to a cattle auction before, so.
17:01You're so young for a pastor.
17:02Thank you, um, you know, my congregation wanted to buy these bulls for a farmer that, that, um, were decapitated.
17:14Yeah, in an accident. Seatbelt just, whoo, charred to a crisp. So that was, that's been hard for all of
17:22us.
17:22So, anyway, I, I'll leave you be.
17:29Pastor?
17:30Yeah?
17:31We can't sell you these bulls.
17:44Oh, no, no, no, no. These are tens of thousands of dollars. Like, I could, I couldn't, my conscience honestly
17:49could not take that.
17:50I insist.
17:50Please, just take the money.
17:52Pastor.
17:52Just take half of it.
17:53Keep the bag.
17:54Pastor.
17:54Pastor.
17:55This is the congregation's money.
17:58I mean, whoever knows the right thing to do, and fails to do it, for him it is a sin.
18:07Yeah, it's, uh, James 417.
18:10It's an important one.
18:11It is.
18:19What is this?
18:20You can pick him up in the morning, I'll be on the first train out.
18:22To comfort a woman who just lost both her parents.
18:25What the fuck? They just gave it to you?
18:28Yeah.
18:40Oh, my God.
18:46Hey.
18:47Hi.
18:48Hope I'm not interrupting anything.
18:49No, not at all. Come on in.
18:51Thanks.
18:55I mean, I honestly thought I knew who this man was.
18:59Linda, I saw the pictures.
19:01Oh.
19:01No.
19:02No one should ever have to see that oily beast in a g-string.
19:06I'll take your word for it.
19:08I want you to know that I feel sick about this. I really do.
19:11Well, there's really no need.
19:12No, no, no. There is. There's a need.
19:14Usually at work, I'm the only woman in the room.
19:17And I've developed quite an impressive...
19:22There's power in numbers, Linda.
19:24You've done nothing wrong here. You've run a clean and honest campaign.
19:28Well, no campaign is fully clean, Annette. I couldn't possibly.
19:33Consider this my way of getting all that oil off my guilty conscience.
19:39I want to back a campaign that I can be proud of.
19:47I'm gonna go get a soda. Do you want one?
20:17There we go.
20:27You
20:27Why why why would you do that?
20:32Because right now in this moment, that's the only power I have
20:36Me saying no to you is the only power I have
20:40Okay, that's really fucking dark. Yeah, you know, I came to this country just to make sneakers
20:47You came to this country to work in a sweatshop?
20:49Make sneakers like Nike not like design. Yeah, fuck you design
20:58So nobody bought the shoes, okay, right? Yeah
21:01Then I found myself working for
21:03Yvonne who clearly doesn't give a fuck about me if he thinks that I need your help
21:08No offense. No, none taken. Yeah
21:13I was just trying to make a life for me and my girlfriend back in Istanbul
21:20And now I found out that she's three months pregnant
21:24Oh my god
21:26Hey, that's good news, right something. I haven't been back in six. Oh
21:32I'm sorry. That's really
21:36Dang dude
21:43There's nothing in my life that's fucking mine
21:51Think some people got to lose for other people to win
21:58You could be a public school teacher with a load of debt who's forced into working for these Russians by
22:05an out-of-work sneaker designer
22:16You're a very rude woman
22:23You're a very rude woman
22:24You're a very rude woman
22:26I think you've got to find a way to take your power back
22:37I go for one more time
22:38You have to do that
22:41Yes to the mainland
22:52You're a very rude woman
22:55You're thirsty
22:55all income
22:57You're only a little rich
22:57Any votes
22:58Unless you 잘
23:03Oftentimes
23:04You're gone
23:04Everybody
23:16where were you I got locked out I'll sleep by the pool wow sounds fun I called a cab to
23:26the train
23:27station so okay well how far away is that cab uh close why Yusuf is gone oh where is he
23:38I don't know
23:39okay he just he left the keys to the truck and then this address where we're supposed to drop
23:42off the cows to well I hope you're good at wrangling livestock yeah come on please
23:48Morgan I have a job I have a church to answer to I have a congregation that's put their trust
23:54in me
23:55I just feel like it's ironic how you'll dedicate yourself and all your time to your church and
24:01your congregation I don't know but then your own sister can be standing in front of you like
24:05begging for your help and your first instinct what why why mom the the campaign needs money
24:14yeah that there are bills to pay these signs were not free Annette is a respectable businesswoman I
24:19can't involve her money in this who cares how Tom was caught right it would have happened
24:24one way or another I I don't know why you're making such a big deal out of this I picked
24:29the
24:29wrong man I picked the wrong man and now shit mom it's not about you it's him it's not about
24:36you
24:36picking the wrong men and just so you're aware he's decided to stay in the race excuse me yeah he
24:44told
24:44one of the council members he still thinks he's gonna win hmm
24:51this should cover the campaign barbecue let's double the signage
24:57you know Andre suspected it was the KGB
25:01what
25:01let's set him up
25:03blaming you
25:07friends
25:07you have no idea what you've done
25:11you've set me free
25:13ha ha ha come come come want you to appreciate the fruit of your labor
25:24ready
25:27okay
25:31what the fuck
25:34this beautiful gal crossed the ocean to arrive here tonight
25:39next month all goes well a hundred more a hundred my tools
25:48I'm sorry what what's going on here this man my cousin was the leading cosmetic surgeon
25:55still still has the magic touch
25:57oh my god
26:07wait
26:09wait
26:17ladies and gentlemen
26:19columbian marching powder
26:32oh no no no the rest is shoved up its ass
26:34I'm just saving you the visual
26:37you saved us that visual
26:38do not worry I use anesthesia
26:41civilized
26:41I have to step outside
26:43yeah let's go
26:43give your mother a kiss for me
26:46a lovely woman
26:48oh okay
26:53where the fuck is Yusuf
26:55in case it's not perfectly clear I can't do this anymore
26:57yes totally understand
26:58I'm drawing a line
26:59of course definitely
27:00and we will never speak of this again
27:03never couldn't agree more
27:09that's why the bull's balls were so big it was the
27:12what did I just say
27:13okay
27:34well you know what I mean
27:39well I don't know what it's gonna do
27:48I just say
27:56and we have to go
27:57going on
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