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00:17Welcome to the end!
00:30Thank you very much everybody. Welcome to the end. This is a storytelling show. Me and my comedian friends, we
00:43all tell stories about the crazy true adventures they've had. You guys ready to start this?
00:56You know I'm from Saturday Night Live and just an all-around amazing human being. Please help me welcome to
01:00the stage, Mr. Jim Bruehler, everybody!
01:10So I'm 58 now and I've had a nice journey, but I constantly find myself in situations where I'm like,
01:19how did this happen?
01:23And this is one of those stories. So my daughter's turning 16 years old. So she comes to me and
01:33she's like, Dad, for my 16th birthday, I know what I really, really want.
01:39I said, okay, you know, what are you thinking? And she goes, I really want to see Billy Joel at
01:47Madison Square Garden. He plays there once a month.
01:52I was like, why? You want to? I mean, I was excited because normally I have three daughters at the
01:59time.
02:00Anytime I go down that hallway, I would never hear anything remotely close to Billy Joel. It was like angry,
02:10violent, slap it, shoot it, punch it, money, slap it, n-word, n-word, slap it, mother effa, mother effa,
02:22punch it, blow it, slap it, bite it, slap it, respect.
02:30It was, never heard Billy Joel ever.
02:43You know, and so I call my agent up. I said, hey man, this is a, I know, I know
02:49Billy Joel sells out every Madison Square Garden show. Is there any chance I'll pay whatever?
02:57And he goes, Jim, he's in our agency. I'm like, what?
03:04I said, does that mean? He's like, I'm pretty sure I can't. So he calls me up.
03:08He goes, Jim, I got great news.
03:11Not only can I get tickets, I got you, your wife, and your 16-year-old daughter. He goes, but
03:17it's the 50th anniversary of Billy Joel playing there every month.
03:23Well, I'm going to tell you right now, I'm pretty sure, like, Springsteen might go up or Post Malone at
03:29the time said, who's, who's, so I tell my daughter and I tell her, like, you know, I don't tell
03:37her that my agent gave me the tickets.
03:40I'm like, listen, no Christmas this year?
03:48This is like two years, you don't know, this is a biggie. It's the 50th.
03:52And I said, he said something about Post Malone. He's like, oh my God, are you serious?
03:57And she showed me the pictures of his face.
04:03Wow, okay, yeah.
04:09So now, the day of the concert, I go to New York City early.
04:14My wife and my daughter are going to meet me in the city right across from Madison Square Garden, right?
04:20I can't.
04:20Now, I don't drink a lot.
04:22I'll drink socially.
04:24I don't drink at my house if I go out.
04:25So I'm across the street and I have two vodka martinis.
04:30And I'm, I love, I love everyone.
04:34I love everyone.
04:36I'm hugging people.
04:37You're going to get through this, man.
04:39You're going to.
04:45So we go in.
04:47You all right?
04:51So we go to, we go to our seats and the seats are, they're sick, right?
04:56You know, Billy Dole's going to be right there.
04:58I got my vodka martini kicking.
05:01And the, the agent comes out, this guy, Dennis, right?
05:04And he goes, would you like to meet Billy?
05:08Oh my God.
05:10Yeah, let's, yeah.
05:11Like you want to meet him.
05:12Like, yeah, let's go.
05:13I, I've met, I met everyone you can imagine.
05:17Everyone you can imagine.
05:19But I grew up in Long Island, never met Billy Joel.
05:22So I'm still like, oh my God, Billy Joel!
05:27Billy Joel!
05:29Oh my God, Billy Joel, you made it!
05:34So we go in the back.
05:35And I know, like, dude, I'm, I'm, people still will come up to me once in a while.
05:40I know the way I want people to come to me.
05:42And I, I've been around celebrities.
05:44I know how to act.
05:46We go, I, I lost everything.
05:49We walk backstage and Billy Joel's there and I'm staring at him like a zoo animal.
05:54I'm like, fuck.
06:03You know?
06:04And they're like, is feeding time soon?
06:07Do we get the horses to feed?
06:10So he's sitting there and the agent goes up to Billy Joel
06:14and he's on a computer, he's just...
06:18And the agent goes, hey, Billy, Billy,
06:21I want to introduce you to one of our clients,
06:24Jim Brewer, big fan.
06:25And Billy's like, yeah, yeah, come on over, you know.
06:29So I go up to him and I know he's sober,
06:32so I'm buzzed, I'm trying to be cool.
06:35And I said, hey, man, nice to meet you.
06:39And he goes, so you just, you bought the tickets?
06:45And I went, you know what?
06:46Out of all the, my daughter's turning 16,
06:50and out of all the gifts she wanted,
06:53she wanted to see you perform for the 50th anniversary.
06:57He doesn't even hesitate, he goes, oh, sweetheart,
06:59you gotta get a life.
07:07I swear to God, right, my hand to God.
07:10So then, so I laugh, and I'm like, she's never seen you,
07:16this is my eighth time, he goes, no, no,
07:18your father's gotta get a life.
07:19He's like, why would you see me eight times?
07:23Jeez, it's the same show.
07:25So everything's cool, I'm like, yeah, this is a great moment,
07:29I don't want to bother, it's like 20 minutes
07:31before showtime, and all of a sudden, Billy Joel looks at me,
07:37and he goes, so I heard you do ACDC.
07:42Now, I'm buzzed, and I just, I wasn't expecting that question.
07:50So I try to impress him, like, well, yeah, no, I know the singer,
07:55I met the singer, Brian, we had dinner with him one time,
07:59and I start telling this stupid story, which is a true story.
08:05I grew up loving ACDC, and then years later, he hunted me down, called me,
08:12and my wife's like, I think it's one of your friends, but,
08:15and I got on the phone, and the lead singer of ACDC,
08:19he sounds like, he sounds like a drunk pirate.
08:22He's like, ah, Jimmy, my son, this is the guy, you know, I'm a big fan,
08:27I'm a big fan, I love how you do, my son, I love how you do, my son,
08:31I love how you do, my son, I love how you do, my son.
08:32I'm coming to New York City with ACDC, and I'd love to bring you and the family,
08:38how you do, my friend, and me, friend.
08:42So I kind of tell that story to Billy Joel, and he's really not impressed.
08:52Guy's doing duets with everyone, and, and, and he goes, um, you want to do,
08:58you want to do ACDC tonight?
09:02What do you mean?
09:04He goes, you know, I'll like go up and do a song.
09:06A, a song?
09:09Tonight?
09:11Yeah, you know, I think it'd be fun.
09:13Maybe we'll do, like, Shig Me All Night Long.
09:17I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know if that's a good idea.
09:24You know, I, I, it's, it's, uh, your 50th, and I don't, shouldn't we rehearse?
09:31Like, you know what I mean?
09:32Like, shouldn't you rehearse when you guys got your thing?
09:35You're at five o'clock, boom, boom, boom.
09:37Can I get to level seven?
09:39Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
09:42And, uh, and he goes, uh, yeah, I can't.
09:45I said, listen, I, I, I'm not sure if I'm going to remember the lyrics.
09:48I might freeze up.
09:49And he looks to the corner where the band's, like, ready to go.
09:53And he goes, you know what?
09:55He should have been here for a rehearsal if we were going to do this.
09:58He goes, let me ask something.
10:00Why don't you come back another time?
10:01We'll do the song.
10:02If you're up for it.
10:04I, yeah, that, I like that better.
10:09And he goes, um, you rehearse with the band,
10:12and then you rehearse with me, and we'll do it that night.
10:16He's like, yeah, I really like that.
10:18I like that.
10:20Because that gives me time to go in my basement, you know.
10:23Do you want to try out my seat?
10:25Why don't you send me out now?
10:29I'm already, I already know I'm going to be, oh, I'm ready for this one.
10:33And, uh, so that's what we're going to do,
10:37and we start walking back to our seats.
10:38And his guitar player I know from Long Island.
10:45And, uh, his name's Tommy Burns,
10:47and he comes running up to us right before we go out in the seats,
10:52and he goes, bro!
10:53He's got a thick look, bro!
10:56What are you doing?
10:58You're not going to do Shook Me All Night Long tonight?
11:02I said, Tommy, what, are you, are you crazy?
11:05I'm not.
11:05He goes, I've seen you do this song.
11:08I said, yeah, karaoke at 2 a.m. and at a wedding when I don't care who's watching.
11:14I mean, it's 20,000 Billy Joe fans.
11:18I don't think this is the night.
11:22And so I said, listen, man, we, we, he said we should rehearse.
11:26He goes, he don't care.
11:27He don't care.
11:28I said, listen, listen, seriously, I'm not going to remember the lyrics.
11:32I'm, I'm going to freeze.
11:33He goes, bro, there's lyrics everywhere.
11:41He goes, when you look in the monitors, the lyrics are in the monitors.
11:45Every monitor.
11:46As a matter of fact, standing there right in the back of Madison Square Garden,
11:49right in the very back, a big, big, big screen.
11:53These lyrics say, tell you what, let's say you're on stage, right?
11:56And you forget, go hang out with Billy like you're his buddy,
11:59right on his piano, big screen.
12:03Sing me a song.
12:10He's like, you think he remembers half these songs?
12:12Are you kidding me?
12:17He's like, I don't, I, we should, no, I'm way more comfortable for you to rehearse.
12:22He goes, it's the 50th anniversary.
12:27No one cares if you show up for the 53rd, 57th.
12:32Tonight is when the press is going to talk about it.
12:35And I went, I don't, he goes, hold on.
12:38I'll be back.
12:38I'm going to ask the band.
12:39I went, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:43So he takes off and, and my daughter goes, Dad, please, can we get back to the seats?
12:47I'm like, yeah, yeah, let's, let's get out of here.
12:49So we start heading back to the seats and, and Tommy Burns comes out.
12:53And he goes, he's totally up for it.
12:55So Billy, Charlie, come here, find out where the Brewers are.
12:58You're on right after this song, New York State of Mind.
13:00You're going to kill it tonight.
13:01You're going to kill it tonight.
13:02No, no, no.
13:05And he leaves.
13:06He just leaves.
13:09So now the concert begins.
13:13And I, I can't, I don't know.
13:15One, one hit after the other, one hears.
13:19Because in my head, I'm going, I got, I got my lyrics up.
13:21I'm like, okay.
13:22Uh, she was a fast machine.
13:24And she, God, I say, she was a fast, shook me all night.
13:30Her lips, her saggy sips.
13:32She's saggy.
13:34She's a saggy liprechaun.
13:36And, and before I can even think, the guy comes with his headphones.
13:41He's like, Brewer, you're next.
13:47So I'm literally like, sorry.
13:48And my wife's like, um, I think you should pray.
13:51I know.
13:54So I'm heading up.
13:56Now I head, I headed back to the stage.
13:59Now, I very rarely get nervous for anything.
14:04Anything.
14:05This, I'm, I'm, I'm freaking out.
14:09And I, um, this could potentially be a really bad, bad situation.
14:16So now, we're behind the stage and I'm looking, I'm looking for the monitors.
14:22And I'm like, okay.
14:22So I can't really hear.
14:24And I'm talking to the guys backstage.
14:25And I got headphones.
14:27And the one guy's talking to me about baseball.
14:29He's like, bro, what do you think of the new Mets manager?
14:31You think he's going to go down?
14:32It's here.
14:33I'm like, I don't know.
14:35I don't know.
14:35Where's the lyrics?
14:36He's like, are you nervous right now?
14:38I'm like, yeah, I'm a little nervous right now.
14:41And he's like, oh, Miley Cyrus is here.
14:43Oh my gosh.
14:43She needed like nine friends.
14:45What's your Jack Daniels?
14:46Nine Jack Daniels.
14:47You're like, I'm saying we're a legend.
14:48She was nervous.
14:49I'm like, oh my God.
14:53So, all of a sudden, the time comes.
14:58Now, if you ever go to a concert and someone has a special guest, normally, it's kind of
15:06an exciting event.
15:09You know what I mean?
15:10Like, the singer would go, hey, you guys got a special treat tonight.
15:16One of my good friends is here.
15:18I didn't expect him.
15:18And you guys are really...
15:20It was nothing like that.
15:25And I'm gonna tell you word for word what happened.
15:30And you're gonna think I'm exaggerating.
15:32But then you go home and watch it on YouTube.
15:39And realize I wasn't kidding.
15:41But now you know the story that led up to the video you're gonna watch.
15:48Okay?
15:49So, Billy Joel, he goes...
15:53This is how he does it.
15:54He goes...
15:55So...
16:01We have a special guest tonight.
16:06And the place goes nuts.
16:11I mean, I'm there for the same reason.
16:14I'm like, oh, my God, Paul McCartney!
16:18Elton John and Ed made up!
16:20Here we go!
16:23And he'll take the phones out.
16:26And when I saw 20,000 phones like this, I was like, oh, they're gonna be really disappointed.
16:40And then he goes, he's not known as a singer.
16:50He goes, uh, you may know him, uh, as Gold Boy.
16:54And I'm like, Gold Boy?
16:58Who killed?
16:59Are you a kid?
17:00That was 20 years ago.
17:01What are you talking about?
17:03And you see the people like, what are they talking about?
17:06Is that a new band?
17:08Gold Boy?
17:08Is that metal?
17:09What is that?
17:13Then he goes...
17:15He looks at...
17:16He looks at his guitar player, Tommy Burns.
17:19He goes, we...
17:21We did this song and...
17:26That's a tough key to stay in.
17:31He goes, um, please welcome Jim Brewer.
17:35Let's see if he can pull this off.
17:36I'm like...
17:44So...
17:46So on my life, I was prepared to come out, and I knew how to get the crowd riled up.
17:54So I...
17:54I was gonna come out, and I go, what's up, Madison Square Garden?
18:01I grew up in Long Island.
18:03Billy grew up in Long Island.
18:05And we're all here for the 50th anniversary, and my daughter's 16th birthday.
18:11She's right there.
18:12Stand up, baby.
18:13This is what she...
18:15Stand up, baby.
18:16She brought us together.
18:18But that...
18:19That went right out the window.
18:23And now, I don't know...
18:25I'm only gonna lie to you.
18:26I don't know if it was the adrenaline.
18:28I don't know what happened.
18:30The song starts.
18:31Billy...
18:32Billy clearly walks like me.
18:35I don't wanna watch this.
18:40You'll see the video.
18:42I'm not lying.
18:44And the song kicks in.
18:50And I'm...
18:51I'm convinced they thought I was the actual guy.
18:57Because a lot of Billy Joe fans may not know what that guy looks like.
19:04Because when I tell you the place went...
19:07They went nuts.
19:1020,000 people.
19:12God!
19:13I can't believe this is going down right now!
19:17I'm like...
19:17Me either.
19:19All right.
19:20So that...
19:22Dude, it's different being a rocker, boy.
19:25So...
19:25I run right to the monitor.
19:28Okay?
19:28And I've been practicing to be a rock star my whole life.
19:33That's what I really wanted to be.
19:35So...
19:36I know...
19:37I gotta...
19:39So...
19:40I got this position going.
19:41I'm holding the mic like this.
19:44Because that looks like...
19:44Oh, that looks like a lead singer.
19:47And...
19:48I'm not gonna lie to you.
19:49I'm crushing it.
19:50I'm crushing it.
19:52Yeah.
19:53And I'm pointing to the chicks.
19:55There's women.
19:56They left all their men.
19:57They're in the front like this.
20:02You know...
20:03Granted, they're 70 and over.
20:04But it doesn't...
20:05It doesn't matter.
20:07It's a good feeling.
20:09Right?
20:10So...
20:10Now, if you watch me, I'm pointing to them like...
20:12She was a fast machine.
20:15Get the motor clean.
20:17Where's the best...
20:18But I'm not really pointing.
20:20What I'm doing is I'm covering my eyes.
20:27Reading the lyrics.
20:28Right?
20:29But they don't know that.
20:31They just think like...
20:31This guy is unbelievable!
20:34Right?
20:34So now...
20:35And I'll tell you when you watch the clip.
20:38When you watch the YouTube clip.
20:39When you watch...
20:40I crush it.
20:41I bring him up to the...
20:43And as I'm leaving, watch what I do.
20:46I take one...
20:47I was gonna go to the next monitor.
20:49But I take one glance in case I don't make it there.
20:53You'll see.
20:56So now I'm on this side.
20:59And the place...
21:01I killed it!
21:02Right?
21:04I didn't know I had ass hair standing straight up.
21:08I was like...
21:11Next!
21:13And then...
21:14You know, then Billy was like...
21:16One more time for Jim, bro!
21:21Right?
21:22So...
21:23And then...
21:24I'm not gonna lie to you.
21:25That's...
21:26That's an adrenaline rush.
21:29And...
21:30And...
21:30I start...
21:30I start walking away.
21:31And people were like...
21:34And now...
21:35You'll see Tommy Burns...
21:37Run up to me.
21:38And he quicks give me a hug in the video.
21:41And he...
21:41And he heads back to his spot.
21:43He came up.
21:44And he goes...
21:45You crushed it.
21:46You saved my ass.
21:47I'm not gonna lie to you.
21:52I'm not gonna lie to you.
21:57The scary part is...
22:00The scary part is...
22:01Right before I left...
22:02The...
22:02The roar of the crowd...
22:04I...
22:05I was this close to going...
22:08You want another one?
22:15Jim Brewer, everybody.
22:17One more time for Jim Brewer.
22:26You guys ready for the nice comic?
22:30Guys, this is one of my first friends in stand-up comedy.
22:33We met together, legitimately, my first week at the Comedy Store
22:35like 20-something years ago in Los Angeles.
22:37And, uh...
22:39One of the best storytellers in the world.
22:40One of my favorite comics in the world.
22:41Please, give it up for Mr. Steve Simone, everybody!
22:49New York, New York!
22:51Let me hear you guys!
22:52Come on!
22:56You guys picked an amazing show to come out and see live.
23:01Because after me, you're gonna recognize like everybody else saw me.
23:10So I'm in Florida now.
23:12And, like, it wasn't really planned.
23:15Like, I had one buddy in LA that was a Christian.
23:19He was like, my one Jesus buddy.
23:21Yeah, like in a city of 10 million people.
23:24He's the only guy I met outside of church that believed in God.
23:28Wow, you guys got really quiet on that.
23:31That's hysterical to me.
23:32You're gonna hear the worst stuff in the world tonight.
23:35Like, I kicked an old lady down a flight of steps and you're fine with it.
23:39You're like, I bet she deserved it.
23:42But I'm like, maybe you have a little love and joy in your heart through Jesus.
23:45You're like, hey, save it for Sunday, chubby.
23:49It's crazy.
23:50What happened to the world?
23:56But I recently moved to Florida because of my buddy John.
24:00And, like, it was just such a, it's such a different culture.
24:04Because in LA, there's a reason why I didn't meet a lot of Christians.
24:07Because people were kind of prejudiced, dude.
24:10They were, they would, like, hold it against you.
24:12Being a Christian in Hollywood, that was like being a gay guy in the 1940s.
24:18You had to keep it inside unless you really trusted somebody, right?
24:23Like, but there's little signs I could pick up on if somebody was, like, a believer.
24:27And that was my buddy John.
24:28Like, you could sort of tell.
24:30Like, I remember how we came out of the closet together.
24:33I remember, we were, we could, okay, I'm sorry.
24:36Because there are little things.
24:38Like, we smile a little bit more.
24:40We wear sweaters, you know?
24:43It's real.
24:44Like, dude, you know, like, it's like you can sense it coming off of people.
24:48The Holy Spirit, it's like, Holy Spirit, activate.
24:51Like, when I go grocery shopping, old ladies sense it.
24:54Old black ladies are like, God is good.
24:56I'm like, all the time.
24:57It's amazing.
24:59We're praying in the produce section for somebody in our, yeah, okay, so.
25:04So my buddy John, I was doing some charity work at Children's Hospital.
25:08And I was just doing it on my own.
25:10But this dude John ran a legit charity that could sort of help me out.
25:14And I'm feeling the Holy Spirit come off of this dude.
25:17It's like our first meeting, right?
25:18And he's looking at me, and I'm like, I think he might be a believer, right?
25:23And he's thinking the same thing.
25:24And he goes, feels good to help people, doesn't it?
25:27I'm like, it does.
25:29It does feel good.
25:31It also falls in line with some of my beliefs.
25:34He's like, I do have beliefs.
25:37Strongly held beliefs.
25:39Some might even call it faith.
25:41I'm like, some might call it faith.
25:43Some might call it faith, and maybe a higher power.
25:45He was like, or God even.
25:46I was like, or my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
25:49And he was like, I knew you were a Christian.
25:51What's your favorite Bible verse?
25:53I'm like, I don't know any.
25:54I'm Catholic.
25:55And he's like, close enough.
25:57Close enough.
26:02But I really, I don't even know how I got to Florida.
26:05Like, I feel it changing me a little bit.
26:07Like, I'm listening to country music now.
26:10Dude, I grew up in Philly.
26:12I grew up on like Van Halen and hip hop.
26:14I don't know anything about country music.
26:16I have no natural immunity to it.
26:19Like, I didn't grow up with it.
26:20You know what I mean?
26:21It just gets me in the feels.
26:22Like, I'm driving with my girlfriend, and she's like, are you crying?
26:26And I'm like, babe, this guy's just talking about what a lucky man he is.
26:31He's got an old pickup truck and a couple dollars in a coffee can,
26:35but he's got kids and his parents are still around.
26:38If you think about it, he really is a lucky man.
26:42It's a better way to look at life.
26:44Dude, that's a real song, by the way.
26:46I'm not making that up.
26:48It gets me every time.
26:54So, I think my story is going to be about the first time I listen to country music.
26:59Because it wasn't on purpose.
27:01It wasn't.
27:02It was like 20 years ago.
27:04And I was living in Los Angeles.
27:06And I had been there just long enough to realize it was a mistake.
27:12Because LA is a weird place.
27:14I had to leave LA to figure out why it's so sad.
27:17It's the saddest place on earth because nobody moves there happy.
27:21People move to Los Angeles with the thought of, I'll show you.
27:27I'll show you all.
27:28One day you're going to be happy that you're my friend.
27:33There should be a sign at LAX that just says whatever you're looking for.
27:36It's not here.
27:37And you're like.
27:38And then a team of grandmas come out and just give you a hug and cookies.
27:42Like this is what you need.
27:43I think this is what I needed.
27:46All my friends were so supportive when I moved there.
27:49They were like, go for it.
27:51What do you got to lose, bro?
27:52Go for it.
27:54After three years, I'll tell you guys exactly what I lost.
27:57How about my will to live?
27:59It was horrible.
28:01Dude, I didn't have a car.
28:02I had to take the bus to a telemarketing job during the day.
28:06And then work at the comedy store at night.
28:08And I shared a one bedroom apartment with a recently divorced,
28:13330 pound to ex Elvis impersonator.
28:16No lie.
28:16You can't make that up.
28:17Five foot four, 330.
28:19And he kept the Elvis pompadour.
28:22He looked like Andrew Dice Clay walking by a carnival mirror like,
28:26Fat James!
28:27And he was so annoying.
28:29Like he would listen to my phone calls like,
28:31you forgot the best part.
28:32Hold on.
28:32Give me the phone.
28:33I'm like, James, stop talking.
28:37I was miserable.
28:38I would have quit.
28:38If I had enough money, I would have quit, dude.
28:40I was out.
28:41I'm like, forget it.
28:42But I was too poor to even leave.
28:45And my birthday was coming up.
28:47And I was so poor, I made a birthday list like an eight year old
28:50for stuff I just needed to survive.
28:52And my younger brother called me.
28:54And my younger brother became the winner in my family.
28:57Like he's like a dentist that started businesses.
28:59My only shot at a good gift, right?
29:01So he calls me.
29:02He goes, hey, bro.
29:04I know your birthday's coming up.
29:05I'm like, it is?
29:06It is?
29:07And he goes, I got you an amazing gift.
29:09I'm like, what is it?
29:10He goes, I don't want to ruin the surprise.
29:12I'm like, come on, dude.
29:13Tell me.
29:13He goes, no, it's a surprise.
29:14I go, well, can you give me a hint?
29:16He goes, you want a hint?
29:18It's going to change your life.
29:20I was like, yes, my life totally needs changing.
29:23Thank you, bro.
29:24I love you, right?
29:24And I was so excited.
29:26I went down to my apartment building manager to tell her that my birthday gift was coming
29:30because they wouldn't bring it up to the third floor.
29:32I'm expecting a giant box of joy like the leg lamp box on a Christmas story.
29:37So I was living in an all Russian neighborhood.
29:39I remember Roxanna, the building manager.
29:41I was like, hey, Roxanna, just a heads up.
29:43My brother sent me a giant crate for my birthday.
29:45And she's like, I'm sure.
29:48They're not very emotional, Russian people.
29:50She's like, I'm sure they are.
29:52I'm like, okay, just a heads up.
29:53Call me when it comes in, right?
29:54So the next day, I don't get a phone call.
29:57So I go check out the scene.
29:58I go, hey, Roxanna, did my gift come?
29:59Steve, there's nothing.
30:01I called you.
30:02This happens for like three days.
30:05And she finally goes, Steve, please stop checking.
30:08Just I called you.
30:09And I let it go a day.
30:11No phone call.
30:11Now it's Saturday.
30:12The last day something can get delivered before my birthday.
30:15And I'm walking up the steps.
30:17She won't even let me come in the office.
30:19She just looks at me through the glass and goes,
30:23I'm sorry.
30:24There is nothing here for you.
30:28You're a good man.
30:30You deserve happiness.
30:32Do you know how sad something has to be
30:34to make a Russian woman feel?
30:36Like this lady survived gulags and Stalin.
30:40And she's like, tomorrow is a good day regardless.
30:44I felt like Charlie in Willy Wonka
30:47when he thought he was going to get the golden ticket.
30:49Remember when Grandpa Joe wakes him up and he's like,
30:51show us the gold, Charlie.
30:53And he rips it open and he's like,
30:55I bet the gold makes the chocolate taste terrible.
30:58And I'm just leaving like, cheer up, Stevie.
31:04I'm three steps away and I hear this,
31:06Steve, Steve, come back.
31:07Come back.
31:08Your gift, your gift.
31:10It came.
31:10And I'm like, no fooling.
31:12And I run up the steps.
31:14I go, where is it?
31:15And she just hands me a shoe box.
31:17I go, this isn't my gift.
31:18It's a big box.
31:19She goes, this is what came.
31:20I go, no, it's supposed to change my life.
31:23And she went, enjoy what you have.
31:27And I'm like, that's good advice, Roxanna.
31:29So I'm walking with this shoe box.
31:32I'm not even down the steps yet where I go,
31:35I bet it's cash.
31:37Cause we're Italian.
31:38That's an appropriate gift.
31:39I thought it was a box of cash from the restaurant
31:42with a note that said, it's time to quit.
31:44Here's enough money to move home.
31:45I was so excited that when I walked into the apartment,
31:49we're in Fat James is elbow deep in the Costco size
31:52Doritos bag.
31:53And he's got a cigarette dangling from his mouth,
31:55crushing Doritos.
31:56He's like, what did you get?
31:57I go, cash, baby, cash.
31:59He was like, how much?
32:01And I remember his breath.
32:03It was a combination of coffee, cigarettes, and Doritos.
32:05And he's breathing on my neck, right?
32:07And he goes, how much?
32:08Are you going to split it with me?
32:09I'm like, it depends how much.
32:10And I rip open the box.
32:12I reach in.
32:13It's not cash.
32:14It's Tony Robbins CDs.
32:15I'm not making this up.
32:16Self-help guru Tony Robbins.
32:19How bad is your life?
32:21If the person that knows you best is like,
32:23I can't help you.
32:25Maybe Tony can.
32:30So I started to do Tony Robbins.
32:33I had no other choice, dude.
32:36And I ever, uncle, we call him Uncle Tony now.
32:39Uncle Tony, because he gave me life advice.
32:41I wish I had an uncle to give me, right?
32:44So Uncle Tony said, put your shoes right next to your bed.
32:47So as soon as you wake up, there's no thought.
32:50You just roll out of bed and put on your shoes.
32:51Because you had to start your day with an hour of power.
32:55Where you have positive visualizations and breathing techniques.
32:59Now, if I'm supposed to get an hour workout in before work,
33:02I have to catch a bus by like 8.30.
33:04So dude, I set my alarm for like 5.45 in the morning to go to the gym.
33:09Do you know who works out at 5.45 in the morning?
33:13Not us.
33:15Winners.
33:15Winners in the game of life.
33:17No lie.
33:17Like, do you ever just see somebody by their bone structure?
33:20You know they know the difference between a bond and an annuity.
33:23You know those people?
33:24You just, do you see them?
33:25You're like, that guy's never thought about suicide.
33:27He's like, why would I?
33:28My life's great, right?
33:30So it's just all winners at the gym and me.
33:32I'm like, is this how the other half lives?
33:35So I remember, I'm doing this for like a week.
33:38And I'm doing a Tony Robbins exercise where you just have to let your brain go
33:42and visualize what your life could be, what your biggest dreams are.
33:46And I remember writing down on my list, I want to work with Hollywood's biggest stars.
33:50I want to be in movies with the biggest stars in the world.
33:53Next day, I'm at the gym.
33:55I'm now in France with the girl behind the counter, Suzanne.
33:57She was a sweetheart.
33:58I'm talking to her.
34:00She hits a buzzer because there was a door that only, because in Hollywood there's VIP
34:04doors to a gym, right?
34:06So they don't have to walk around the building.
34:08She hits the buzzer.
34:09This guy walks in wearing a Yankee hat.
34:12He stands right next to me.
34:13And he goes, good morning, Suzanne.
34:15I look at this dude and I'm like, that's Denzel Washington.
34:20Right there, 2005 man on fire, Denzel.
34:24I wrote down Tony Robbins work with stars.
34:27He's standing right here.
34:28I'm like, Tony Robbins is real.
34:31Right?
34:32I remember calling my mom afterwards.
34:33I'm like, mom, I met Denzel Washington.
34:36She's like, you did?
34:37I'm like, I didn't really meet him, but you could tell he was nice.
34:40You know what I mean?
34:40He was right there.
34:42Okay.
34:43I'm having more fun than you guys.
34:47So like two weeks later, I'm working out with the winners for a solid month now.
34:52I'm talking to Suzanne.
34:54She hits the buzzer.
34:55Who walks in?
34:56That's right.
34:56Man on fire himself.
34:58Right?
34:58And he's smiling at me.
35:00And he was like, hey man, I've seen you in here a lot.
35:03You have amazing energy.
35:04What's your name?
35:05And I'm just staring at like a little kid at Santa.
35:07Like, my name's Steve.
35:09And he goes, nice to meet you, Steve.
35:11And he goes, my name is, I go, I know who you are.
35:14And he starts, he does that Denzel laugh.
35:16Like, huh?
35:16I can't do the impression, but you know what I'm talking about?
35:19He's like, you do?
35:20I'm like, yeah, I'm a big fan.
35:21You're awesome.
35:22And he goes, that's great.
35:23He goes, well, you know what I do?
35:25He goes, but what do you do?
35:27I'm like, I'm a comedian.
35:28And he goes, a comedian?
35:30He goes, I love comedy.
35:32He goes, I'm always in movies beating people up or killing them.
35:35He goes, I would love to do a comedy.
35:37And I go, why don't I write it for you?
35:38He goes, you're a writer too?
35:41I go, yeah.
35:43He goes, why don't you write it for both of us?
35:45And I'm like, that's awesome, Mr. Washington.
35:48He goes, don't call you.
35:49He goes, call me D.
35:50And pumps my fist like a winner.
35:52And he hits it.
35:53I'm like, boom.
35:54One moment in time.
35:58I'm imagining telling this story to 2,000 people, to Tony Robbins.
36:02Like, it's all real.
36:04Conceive it.
36:04Believe it.
36:05Achieve it.
36:06Right?
36:06I'm floating for like two weeks of joy.
36:10Now, about two weeks later, I'm on the treadmills.
36:13There's nobody on that level of the gym.
36:15And I was too poor to buy an iPod.
36:18This is when technology started to change.
36:20And I used to have the old Sony Walkman.
36:22But I didn't want all the winners to know I was poor.
36:25Right?
36:25Because the worst, being poor sucks.
36:28But people knowing you're poor is worse than actually being poor.
36:32It is.
36:33Right, dude?
36:33So, I was in the dollar store and they sold these little radios.
36:37They were this big.
36:37It was a radio.
36:38And I would just put it in my pocket.
36:40And like, if anybody looked at it, I would just move my hand and slide it in my pocket.
36:43Like, you don't even know what this is.
36:45This is richer than you.
36:46Right?
36:47So, I'm listening to the radio.
36:49Just doing the chubby guy walk on the treadmill.
36:51It's about 6 a.m.
36:52You know, where you're like, it's still a workout.
36:55Okay, it still counts.
36:56It's like, you know when you see like a soccer mom like walking around the neighborhood?
36:59That's the pace I'm hitting.
37:01Just listening to the radio.
37:03Who walks in?
37:05Denzel Washington walks in.
37:06And he's not a creep.
37:07He doesn't get it.
37:08There's 20 treadmills.
37:09He doesn't get it on the one right next to me.
37:11He leaves two open.
37:13And he was like, what's up, Steve?
37:15And I'm like, what up, D?
37:16Boom.
37:16So, he's walking.
37:17I'm walking.
37:18He starts to jog.
37:19I'm like, I'll start to jog.
37:21You know what I mean?
37:22And then he starts to like pick up the pace.
37:24And I'm like, sweet baby Jesus, send me a good song.
37:27At that time, Van Halen, Panama comes on the radio right then.
37:31You guys might not believe in God, but that's all the evidence I need.
37:35He's a God of little miracles.
37:37You know what I mean?
37:38It's a song on the radio, a parking space, right?
37:41And I'm like, Panama, right?
37:43And now he's running and he's starting to throw punches.
37:45I'm throwing, I don't know how to box.
37:46I'm throwing punches, right?
37:47Like, I'm your sidekick, bro.
37:49I'm your sidekick.
37:50But now it's all commercials on the radio.
37:52It's commercials, commercials.
37:53I'm like, God, send me a good song.
37:55And I land on the country music station and I hear the sound of like the steel guitar.
38:00It's the saddest sound I've ever heard.
38:02And this guy starts pouring out his heart.
38:05I found out later, the name of the song is called Remember When by Alan Jackson.
38:10It's the saddest song ever.
38:12It's about falling in love with his wife and she broke his heart and he broke her heart.
38:16And I'm trying not to cry because there goes the movie deal.
38:21You know what I mean?
38:21Like you can't have a cry baby sidekick.
38:23So I'm biting my lip and digging my nails into my hands.
38:27And then he sings the lyric.
38:29He goes, and the sound of little feet was music.
38:32And I go, what's he talking about?
38:33And I go, he's talking about his babies.
38:35And I don't cry.
38:36I made this sound.
38:37I went like that.
38:41And Denzel goes, hey man, are you okay?
38:44I go, yeah, I'm just listening to the country music.
38:47And he starts to laugh and he goes, be careful to do that.
38:58But the truth was I wasn't okay.
39:01My life got worse until I started to go back to church.
39:06Is the all quiet you guys get now?
39:09I don't think it's any coincidence we're doing this on this very special night.
39:13Because God's real.
39:15God's real and he loves you.
39:17He loves you.
39:18And the only thing you have to do to change your life is accept that love.
39:22Jesus just wants to give you a hug.
39:24I say take it.
39:25I love you, New York.
39:26God bless you guys.
39:28You guys were awesome.
39:29God bless you.
39:38Dude, when you brought up Pat James, it made me remember him.
39:41Yeah.
39:42God rest his soul.
39:43God rest his soul.
39:45He was the first person who died that I was happy about it.
39:47Oh.
39:49Well, this is how he became my friend.
39:51I've never told this story.
39:52So we used to work the door at the comedy store before somebody got shot.
39:56And then they brought in real security.
39:58We were the bouncers.
39:59Right?
40:00Oh, yeah.
40:00Us.
40:02Mitzi Shore, $25.
40:04We'll do it for stage time.
40:06One time I had to throw somebody out.
40:08It was Rogan on stage.
40:09And he was like going back.
40:10And eventually like, you got to get out of here and beat it.
40:12And I went over there.
40:12I was the door.
40:13I was the bouncer.
40:14Like, hey, you got to go.
40:15And this guy goes, no.
40:19All right, I'll call somebody else.
40:22This is how I became friends with Fat James.
40:25Remember Eddie Griffin would do those marathon shows.
40:27Do like three, four, five hours.
40:29Yeah, instigate the audience sometimes.
40:30So there was a big like trucker dude who was getting angry at Eddie Griffin.
40:34He's like, I'll crack you one.
40:35Right?
40:36So I keep on telling the guy to calm down, to relax.
40:40Well, at one point the guy goes towards the stage and I was so angry at the time.
40:44I'm like, finally.
40:45And I kicked the guy.
40:46He was a big guy, but I kicked him behind the name.
40:49He buckled.
40:49And I got him in a pro wrestling move.
40:51I don't know how to fight, but I watched a lot of wrestling as a kid.
40:54And I got him in the Ken Patera swinging neck breaker.
40:58But then all of his buddies started to jump in.
41:00And I'm like trying to figure out what's going on.
41:02Then a force of nature came in.
41:04He goes, I got your back, brother.
41:06I got your back.
41:07And Fat James came in like juggernaut and started crushing people.
41:11And I walked him in the Dean's office.
41:13I go, give that kid a shirt.
41:16Wow.
41:16Fire him.
41:19Wow.
41:19Yeah, I forgot he was a Marine.
41:21Yeah.
41:21So please, please tell them the story.
41:24I know James isn't having laughing about this.
41:27Tell the story about the meanest thing I ever saw at an open mic.
41:31The meanest thing I've ever seen at an open mic.
41:34The impression of Fat James?
41:36Yes.
41:37By the way, you've called him Fat James to his face.
41:39He was happy with it.
41:39It was like a gangster name.
41:41So we saw, we saw him.
41:43Oh, Fat James.
41:44Hey.
41:44What's up, Fat James?
41:45Yeah, he was like, hi, Fat James.
41:46What are you doing?
41:47He had a convertible car and the license plate said doo-wop.
41:50Yeah.
41:51He was tremendous.
41:52He was, he had a purple suit.
41:54Yeah.
41:54He did two episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
41:56He was the greatest.
41:57More than any of us, really.
41:59My career is still not as good.
42:02So we saw a picture of him as a Marine.
42:04He was just cut.
42:05Shredded.
42:05The same pompadour hair.
42:07Yep.
42:07And that, it was like, and we found out what happened is he came home and found his wife
42:13or his girlfriend?
42:14His wife.
42:14He found his wife in bed with his friend.
42:17His best friend.
42:18His best friend.
42:18And then after that, you know, they broke up and then, uh, and then he gained all the
42:23weight.
42:23Here's my impression of Fat James the day after finding his wife in bed with his, with his
42:29best friend.
42:39He did that right after Fat James left the stage.
42:53We were so cruel.
42:59Buddy, I love you.
43:00I love you.
43:01I love you.
43:01I love you.
43:01I love you.
43:02I love you.
43:02I love you.
43:04Steve Simone one more time, you guys.
43:06Give him a round of applause.
43:15He has a unique credit that, uh, no one else in the, in the world has.
43:19He's the only man on earth to do in one week, both skank fest and host Saturday Night Live.
43:27Feet that will never be toppled.
43:29He is one of the greatest comics in the country, in the world.
43:33And you guys will absolutely love him.
43:34Please help me welcome my friend, Mr. Nate Bargazzi, everybody.
43:42All right.
43:46This is it.
43:48Uh, it's, you know, Ari's one of the more difficult people to be friends with.
43:56It's crazy.
43:59I, as a guy, I'm a Christian.
44:01And I would like to say that after you heard Satan speak.
44:07It's insane.
44:08He should be in jail, but he's filming it.
44:11He's filming it to show other people.
44:14So everybody sees it.
44:16So I don't associate, you know, I think I'm, the hard part of being a Christian is you're
44:22supposed to hang out with the likes of that.
44:25You're not supposed to judge.
44:27And you're like, but you don't, you know, have you talked to him?
44:30Have you been around him?
44:31That's what I would like to ask Jesus.
44:32Have you seen it?
44:33Have you been paying attention to what he's doing though?
44:42I think I've been somewhat, uh, prepared to be, I mean, every, I do like my, uh, when
44:48I came up in New York, all my closest friends, all skank fest or it's all people that do the
44:53opposite.
44:53If you don't, you're not familiar with my comedy.
44:55Yeah.
44:56I am doing just the exact opposite of what he's doing.
45:01And it's, uh, but I, I, I've always worked.
45:05Uh, I always had jobs.
45:07I didn't go to, you know, I tried to go to college or, you know, it didn't work out.
45:10I never was going to have a real job.
45:12Uh, and so all the jobs I could go back to, like none of them has changed.
45:18It's all just like lifting objects.
45:22I could show up tomorrow to every job I've had and just be like, are we still lifting
45:27with our legs?
45:34And look, when, when I was doing it a long time ago, people still were lifting with their
45:38backs.
45:39You might be young and think it's obvious legs, but I was, I was right in the, the mix.
45:46Like still a lot of back guys.
45:49And the younger was like, I think it's knees.
45:56Uh, so I worked, uh, I, I did, I worked for my buddy, uh, Hunter's delivery service.
46:04And, uh, it's not around anymore.
46:06He was a great guy, Jimmy Hunter.
46:07And so he, he was just a dude that would like get any, any job.
46:11Uh, he did work for, he had a trucks and he would go deliver for Lowe's and Home Depot
46:17or just be moving people.
46:19We just almost didn't really know what we were ever going to go do.
46:22So the people that go work that kind of job are, you know, it's like people that are,
46:25I don't know, you're just fine with chaos a little bit, almost like a comic.
46:28You live like that.
46:29You don't know where your next check's going to come.
46:31You're just kind of waking up and seeing what's happening.
46:33So we delivered a, a, a refrigerator to this old lady.
46:38So, uh, she was probably in her eighties, very, very old.
46:42And so we go and bring the refrigerator in.
46:44When we would bring it in, we would always remove the refrigerator.
46:47When you move it, that's when you get to see like no one cleans behind their refrigerator.
46:51And so, and everybody's like, oh, well, we just did it.
46:55We just, everybody acts like, I just cleaned it.
46:58I can't believe it got crazy.
47:01And you have a refrigerator for 50 years.
47:03Like it's not, and so usually they would go back to, so I remember we delivered this one.
47:09We're moving the refrigerator back out.
47:11And, uh, this woman, she has a dead cat.
47:15Yeah.
47:16Yeah.
47:17Behind the refrigerator.
47:19And, uh, wasn't like even, didn't really react too much.
47:27She, she goes, she was like, ah.
47:29Like, and you could, it's like you could tell, like, she's, she did not know where that cat went.
47:41And I saw relief.
47:43I saw there was real relief of just, you know, a question that was answered that looked like 10 to
47:5015 years.
47:50She's wondered, where has that cat been?
47:54There it is.
47:56She's like, that, okay.
47:57Uh, just seeing her go, okay.
48:00Uh, you know what?
48:01That makes sense now.
48:05Uh, and so we would always, you know, we went to get to the new one where they would use
48:10to clean it,
48:10but she was an older lady and did not clean it.
48:13And so we moved the new refrigerator back on the cat.
48:18And, you know, that's one of those things, what are you going to do?
48:21You got to draw the line somewhere.
48:23Uh, we're not cat movers as well.
48:26You know, you got to be like, all right.
48:29I don't, you know, she's fine with it.
48:36So we then, uh, we, we turn around.
48:40It was like a dead end street.
48:41And then we like, so we go down and we make it, we turn around and we come back and
48:44another car passes us down.
48:46And this was the exact same street.
48:48It happened.
48:49It seems like it's, it's, you're going to see why.
48:52Like I said, we turn, we're driving.
48:54I hear sounds like firecrackers going off.
48:56And I'm like, I'm like, I don't know what it is.
48:59I see a kid in the road.
49:00He takes off running.
49:01There's a drive by shooting happening behind us, not her house.
49:05Uh, but just another house.
49:07So they're just shooting up this house.
49:10So then we're like, I can't believe it's happening.
49:12And we're kind of like, you know, it's not a wide road and we're in a big box truck.
49:17So, uh, we kind of are swerved and then they shoot at our truck.
49:21And so they shoot two at our truck and then we get out of the way.
49:25Then they take off and then they turn right.
49:27And, and whatever happened, nothing, you know, nothing.
49:29They just went like, what's going on?
49:31I don't know if you can call the police.
49:33Uh, even if you're in the house, you're like, there was a drive.
49:38Who did it?
49:39I don't know.
49:39You know, who knows?
49:40Who knows?
49:41That's the point of the whole idea of that type of shooting.
49:45That type of shooting works out because you're, he was in the car and I didn't even think
49:51like, let's get a night.
49:52Let's get a look, you know?
49:55So we looked, so I had a bullet actually went about this, this far above my head.
50:00They went all the way through the truck, went out.
50:03And it was an insane experience, insane day.
50:07Uh, and the guy was with me, he's like, are you shot?
50:09And I feel like we're in the, you know, the movies where you're, cause you see people
50:12get shot in the movies and they're like, I think I'm fine.
50:15Then they're like, their shirt's red.
50:19And you're like, maybe they don't feel it.
50:20Like, cause so I thought that like, you know, guys walk around for a couple of weeks
50:24and they're like, dude, I was, I am shot.
50:27I just found out, uh, it seems like it's not that big of a deal, uh, until you notice
50:35it.
50:35Then it's like one of the worst things that could happen to you.
50:38So I, I, everybody was fine.
50:42Now the reason he was asking me that the guy that was driving the, the, the truck, his
50:47name's Jamie.
50:48Jamie has been shot in the face before.
50:51Uh, yeah, so he, and first day I worked with him, my buddy, Jimmy, he goes, uh, he goes,
50:59Jamie's been shot in the face.
51:01Uh, don't bring it up.
51:02That's what he told me.
51:04And I'm 19 and I got in the truck and I mean, within 30 seconds, I was just like, you
51:14ever
51:14been shot in the face before?
51:15And I just brought it.
51:17I just try to say it like, this is just a normal, this is, these are the questions
51:22I ask, you know, that's crazy that you have.
51:25Uh, so Jamie, we were, he, I mean, he didn't have a license.
51:30It's all this stuff.
51:31Like you're with people that, you know, I was growing up, you have some idea of the
51:37law and you have IDs and all the, and then he's just like, oh, I will, I'll go to jail
51:43if a cop even hears I'm out driving around.
51:47But, so we delivered to one, one house.
51:49It was, uh, this old house.
51:51This is, I have a ghost story.
51:52This is all kind of crazy, but these are, I have my one ghost story.
51:56So we're delivering to this house.
51:58Uh, it was in Nashville.
51:59And this time we're delivering mattresses.
52:01We've moved on from appliances.
52:03We're in the mattress game now.
52:06So I would stand on the back of the truck and Jamie would go knock on the door to see
52:11if the person was home.
52:12So Jamie's knocking on the door and no one's coming to the door.
52:16Where I'm standing, uh, I can see inside the house.
52:20And I'm like watching the guy walk around, like kind of the silhouette of a guy.
52:24And he's making, he's just going back and forth.
52:26And so I'm like, dude, he's right there.
52:28And Jamie's like, uh, you know, he's ringing the doorbell, knocking the door.
52:32He's like coming.
52:32I was like, dude, I'm staring at, like, this dude is just walking around like it's crazy.
52:37So we start, keep banging, nothing.
52:40So we're like, all right, whatever.
52:41We go to leave.
52:42Jamie, before he could get a little bit from the door, a guy runs downstairs.
52:47He's got a towel on, no shirt, soaking wet.
52:51And he says, I'm sorry, I was upstairs in the shower.
52:54I didn't hear you.
52:55And it's already like kind of a weird, you're like, all right, I was watching you walk around.
53:00So, whatever.
53:02So, you just go with it.
53:04You don't even get, you just go, okay, this guy's out of his mind.
53:09Here's your mattress.
53:11And, but he tells us the house was on Unsolved Mysteries.
53:14And he said there's a pretty active ghost that lives in that house.
53:19So I think it was a ghost.
53:21That's, like, pretty fun.
53:26I told, Jamie was like, no, I don't think it is.
53:29He does not believe in ghosts.
53:30And he goes, I don't think it is.
53:31And I go, I think it was.
53:33I think.
53:34Because here, here's what it, only things it could be.
53:39Either, it's either a ghost or that guy walks around where you can see him.
53:45And he's got a towel on.
53:47Waiting for this.
53:49Waiting for you to knock on the door.
53:51Let you knock to the point of frustration.
53:55And then as you leave, he pours water on his head.
54:00And then just lies to your face.
54:07And, and to be honest, I don't even know which one I would want it to be.
54:12I, I like both of those things.
54:15I would love to see a ghost.
54:16And I'd love to meet a guy that would go through all that.
54:20So, that's my story.
54:22Thank you guys very much.
54:31Where were you at?
54:32What?
54:33Where were you at?
54:34I was trying to fix his AC.
54:36I don't know the AC is, did you hear it?
54:37It feels like it's the most cold in here.
54:39Yeah.
54:40And I don't know if you understand what cold, it's like the devil.
54:44Yeah.
54:45He, he doesn't feel cold.
54:50Because I mean, people are shivering.
54:52It's like, it's the most like this.
54:56When I get to hell, the devil will be like, now do you miss it?
55:00Yeah.
55:01You think you would feel it?
55:02Yeah, I think.
55:03There's literally one fat guy in here and that's it.
55:05Why are we sending it to them?
55:07With this, you look like the, like the devil's nephew.
55:11Like it's, where you're like, ugh.
55:13Like it's not, he's not a son, but he acts like it.
55:17And he's like, no, it's my dumb nephew, you know.
55:20And then he's like.
55:23Like Sarai Usain's kid.
55:24And he's like, I don't know.
55:25He doesn't even have all the power.
55:26Can he do stuff?
55:27He has no powers.
55:28He has no powers.
55:29But he just walks around like he has all the power.
55:31But he doesn't.
55:32I'll tell my uncle.
55:33I'll tell my uncle.
55:34I'll say.
55:35Hey.
55:38This is so, but this guy literally does where basketball teams play.
55:42And now we're like, can we just get the AC right here?
55:44I used to until this comes out.
55:47And then.
55:51I love you.
55:53I love you too, buddy.
55:53And I would be here for you any day.
55:55I appreciate it, buddy.
55:56Thanks, bro.
55:56Yeah.
55:58Thank you, guys.
56:01Nate Bargazzi, everybody.
56:03One more time.
56:05That's the show, everybody.
56:06Hope you had a good time.
56:07I'm your host, Ari Shaffir.
56:09Thank you very much for coming.
56:10Enjoy your evenings.
56:11Make your own stories.
56:12I'm a good night, everybody.
56:22Joe, Joe Liz.
56:23Come here for a second.
56:24We just discovered this tonight.
56:26Come here.
56:27Joe Liz, everybody.
56:28Hey.
56:29It's Joe Liz.
56:32Ari wants me to come back.
56:33I don't know what to say other than I was there that night.
56:38I got the photo.
56:39It was March 28th, 9.49 PM.
56:42It's not a great photo, but you can see Jim ripping it up, ladies.
56:46And you can see him like this.
56:47Yeah.
56:48It was killer.
56:49But I will corroborate.
56:51I was in the crowd like eighth row, and I was like, Springsteen, here we go.
56:56And I was like, oh, all right, all right, Jim Brewer.
57:00Okay, sure.
57:00Yeah.
57:02It was awesome.
57:03He ripped it.
57:03And it was great.
57:05And that's all I have to say.
57:06I don't know what else to say.
57:09Have a good one, guys.
57:10Thank you, guys.
57:12Thank you, guys.
57:14Thank you, guys.
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