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03:11Çocuklarla ilgili ilişkiler.
03:16Bu bir gününada.
03:19Bir günye cokl tracksestik.
03:21Bu, bu ne?
03:23Ölningünün müştüle iş yapmak istiyorsun.
03:26Beşeyin.
03:33Bir günün müştüle, bu.
03:35Bu.
03:36Gele Otaşlan mı?
03:37Devam edinçer.
03:38Bu, bu ne?
03:38Bu.
03:39Bu neסranmış bu.
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04:10I added Alex's sign posters for the audience to see
04:13as they walked into the show,
04:15but I did annotate them somewhat with my own messages.
04:19First off, a career low.
04:25Aylesbury is a syphilis hotspot.
04:30Only here to escape our Haridan wives.
04:35Exemplary.
04:36Exemplary.
04:38Strong. This is strong. Who's next? Maisie?
04:41Well, I've not betrayed either of you.
04:43I have betrayed my fellow competitors.
04:47Oh!
04:49Yes.
04:50So there's a lot of chat forums where people want to know
04:53behind-the-scenes goss about comedians,
04:57specifically some of you guys.
04:59And the day I came home from winning my series,
05:03I set up a fake account on this chat forum
05:06to contribute scathing rumours about these lovely men.
05:10LAUGHTER
05:18Somebody was basically wanting some tea on the UK comedy scene,
05:21so I came straight in with, well, before a gig,
05:24Andy Zaltzman kept asking if tampons were a myth.
05:28And then I thought I'd add in, with my good friend Matt Bainton here,
05:31I also worked with Matt Bainton, and when I said I liked football,
05:34he made me list the starting eleven of the past five FA Cup winners.
05:38LAUGHTER
05:39Luckily for you, I didn't discuss you on the chat forum.
05:43I discussed you in the very big WhatsApp group that is for female comedians.
05:50LAUGHTER
05:51Here we go.
05:53LAUGHTER
05:54I mean, I said, first of all, Sam Campbell referred to me as
05:57that lady comic throughout the entire time of working together.
06:00Oh, my God.
06:01LAUGHTER
06:01That's Lou Sanders.
06:03Lou Sanders is my landlord.
06:08Disappointing but not surprising.
06:11And John Robbins starts all of his sentences around women
06:14with the phrase, as one of the few good men left in comedy.
06:18LAUGHTER
06:19Is this Catherine?
06:20That's Catherine Ryan, yeah.
06:22LAUGHTER
06:22Saying gross.
06:24Saying gross.
06:25You didn't tell them it was a wind-up, you just put the comment?
06:28No.
06:29It's true.
06:30LAUGHTER
06:30This is lovely.
06:32Matthew.
06:33Well, I felt the biggest possible betrayal here would be
06:37to betray this show.
06:39Oh.
06:40On a very big public scale, so this is what I did.
06:46LAUGHTER
06:48I wonder if you could possibly have thrown that way.
06:53LAUGHTER
06:56APPLAUSE
06:57Yeah.
06:57APPLAUSE
07:00That is nice.
07:01And, I would say, expensive.
07:03Yeah.
07:04£750.
07:05Ooh!
07:06The scale of it is lovely.
07:09Yeah.
07:10Sam.
07:10Well, yeah, I think it is a betrayal that there is only one
07:13female comedian on this entire dais.
07:16Yeah.
07:16So, you listen here, Mr Alex Horne, and you listen here,
07:20Mr Greg Walters...
07:22..G...
07:22..Davis.
07:23LAUGHTER
07:25Cos I think it's about time someone taught you the alphabet.
07:30A to Z.
07:32LAUGHTER
07:36I go on a shopping spree with Aisling B.
07:39And Bridget Christie makes my eyes misty.
07:42Oh, Catherine Boha, you are just so smart.
07:44Dame Ender should have been played by a woman.
07:47I would go and make you giddy like that Amazidi.
07:49Fletiyah Elgory has best Instagram stories.
07:52You can't hold a candle to our Grace Campbell.
07:54I'm crying in my silence...
07:59..on female videos.
08:04Harriet Kemsley, hope you're getting your REM sleep
08:06while joking on putty from sweet Izzy Soddy.
08:09Put your hands on the air for Jenny and Claire.
08:11There should be a monument to Gary Goleman.
08:14Lucy Beaumont, this is your moment.
08:16Forget Aladdin, wish to see Meziato.
08:18Natasha Dimitri, every TV show should feature you.
08:21Female comedians, I want you to hold me accountable.
08:23Sketch Cozo Golda, cos I'm Olivia Colman.
08:26Patty Harrison, there is no comparison.
08:28Queen Latifah is in some comedy movies.
08:31Rosie Jones, I wanna make clothes.
08:33Sarah Millican, make another from silicon.
08:36Tati McLeod, is cloning allowed?
08:38Can I get a multi-pack of a Rouge Ash rack?
08:40And what about the female comedians from other planets?
08:43Vorg, is talking the talk.
08:45She's got a new podcast showing her thoughts.
08:48Pochita Koala, you're a comedy master.
08:50I'd like to pick your brains over a tikka masala.
08:53Sontorial Zork, I heard your podcast with Vorg.
08:55Man, you guys, that's such a nice talk.
08:58Yee-Pits and you, your last special was you.
09:00I heard you, instead of laughing, you goof.
09:03Zoe Lyons, broader sky horizons.
09:05I'm breaking my silence.
09:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
09:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
09:19OK.
09:21LAUGHTER
09:23Who are you portraying?
09:25LAUGHTER
09:25Oh, I brought in a special, a special glove.
09:31Yeah, this is what Sam has actually brought in.
09:37OK.
09:39OK.
09:41LAUGHTER
09:42Can I go back to my original question?
09:45LAUGHTER
09:46Who are you betraying?
09:47No, no, I'm saying that we feel betrayed by you
09:50and your nasty little boys club.
09:52LAUGHTER
09:54And a lot of them have been on Taskmaster.
09:58LAUGHTER
09:58That is a good point.
10:00LAUGHTER
10:01Well, here are my scores.
10:03You ready?
10:04Cool.
10:04I'm going to give Sam one point,
10:06because I don't think you know who you've betrayed.
10:09LAUGHTER
10:10Andy Zaltzman, two points, seems fair.
10:12John, three points.
10:14Matthew Bainton, four points, because I like the scale of it.
10:17And who else can I give five points to but Maisie Adam?
10:20Well done, Maisie Adam, she wins the title!
10:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
10:25All right, let's let this firmest battle begin!
10:29Oh, yes.
10:29And first up, it's verses followed by curses.
10:33Ooh.
10:47MUSIC PLAYS
10:49Hello.
10:50Hi, Maisie.
10:50John Robbins.
10:52Alex Horne.
10:57Ta-da!
10:58There he is.
10:59Hello, Andy.
11:00Hello.
11:01PHONE RINGS
11:03Hi, Sam.
11:05How have you been since the victory?
11:06Yeah, good.
11:07I haven't had any acting work.
11:09Would you say that's a coincidence, or...?
11:14I've got to ask, how's your back?
11:15Yeah.
11:16All right.
11:17OK.
11:17I did wrestling.
11:18I wasn't dressed as a nun when I did that.
11:20But I landed on me back, so that's happened.
11:23Great.
11:23I'm a drugged up nun with a guitar, essentially.
11:47Yeah.
11:49Can't be that difficult.
11:49Shakespeare churned him out, didn't he?
11:51There was a whiff of Shakespeare about you.
11:53You kid.
11:54I used to write a lot of poetry back in the day.
11:57I would write lots of pretty moving poems about girls who didn't fancy me.
12:00Oh.
12:01Did that change?
12:02No.
12:03Lady repellent.
12:04This is how I'll remember it.
12:06I think they're called acrostic poems.
12:08I'll defo remember it, because I've just got to remember what it is I'm spelling.
12:12Which is going to be champion.
12:14OK.
12:15So now it's just learning time.
12:16Mm-hm.
12:16I need more time.
12:18I need more time.
12:36I see.
12:36It's not a chair.
12:37A chair is something you sit on.
12:39That's a chair.
12:39That is not a definition of a chair.
12:41It's a chair.
12:41It's a special chair.
12:42It's not a chair.
12:48Well, well, well.
12:50Seeing them all come in one by one, it really did make me question my judgements over the series.
12:56The Sister Bad Back and The Four Troubles.
13:00Let's have a look.
13:01First to orate and gyrate, yes, in those shorts, it's Matthew Bainton.
13:07I'm going to swing on this way for obvious reasons.
13:14OK.
13:17A champion wins.
13:19A champion...
13:20Fuck yeah.
13:22A champion wins.
13:23A champion defeats.
13:26A champion destroys.
13:28A champion never cheats.
13:31But after the battle, after the fight, what keeps a champion up at night?
13:38The champion's burden.
13:39The champion's burden.
13:42The champion's burden.
13:44The champion's curse.
13:45The champion's burden.
13:45When all is done, there can be only one.
13:49A champion.
14:06A champion's burden.
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14:25Evet, iyi bir idea.
14:27Bir de yapraklarımın sonunda.
14:28Aşağıdım.
14:39Evet.
14:41Welcome back to Tlemendis Tussle of the Tusk Titans!
14:45Evet, het'i nasıl SEE Sam Campbell again isn't it?
14:48So, before the break,
14:50they performed the most powerful poem
14:52about being a champion while riding a Bucking Bronco.
14:56Now, back on The Ball We Go
14:58with Randy Zaltzman.
15:04You wearing a box?
15:06Yes, I am.
15:07The world where once the penguin feared to tread
15:12Now bestrode by this titan of Tarskmerian fate
15:16Who wields the sacred willow
15:19And on his head that helmet
15:21Showing the world
15:23That's
15:27Where have we got to?
15:30Showing the world
15:31It's never too late
15:33To grasp from the chasm of eternal gloom
15:36A sprig of hope
15:37Or thus the champion of series 18
15:38Who sprang in triumph from human womb
15:41Proof of all the victory can be seen
15:42Even in a hero who's over 50
15:44Ah!
15:45Ah!
15:46Fucking
15:48Oh shit
15:55I'm still holding on to it
15:56You're fine, you're fine
15:57A victory can be seen
15:58Even in a hero who's over 50
16:00Balding quite out of shape and locks
16:02In Alex Horns
16:04Dark and task-filled harrowing room
16:08The end
16:09Finish?
16:10You're finished, mate
16:11Thank you for the fire, Mandy
16:13You're an evil fucking bastard
16:21Well, it was supposed to be a poet doing a powerful performance
16:26Honestly, what I've written down is it was a bit like watching an old man fail a medical
16:32Well, potato potato
16:34He's next
16:35Next up, it's the turn of John Robbins to recite his poem whilst having his nipples tossed all over the
16:42place
16:45But you can't just need to make one adjustment
16:49There we go
16:51Hemberton
16:53Blessed dweeb of cryptic
16:55Willan and Mohamed
16:56Crowd-pleasing
16:57Thick-o-diptic
16:59Thick-o-diptic
17:00Thick-o-diptic
17:01Thick-o-diptic
17:25Okay
17:27You got to level one with that one?
17:29On that one, but on other ones I got to the max, didn't I?
17:34Thank you
17:35Thank you
17:39You were writing about your fellow contestants as well
17:41Yes
17:41When you first got on, you said you had to make an adjustment
17:44Yes
17:44And I wrote down, I thought that maybe you were putting part of you inside of you
17:52No, I was very much just ensuring that the Robbins lineage of champions can continue
18:00Good, who's next?
18:01It is the time of Sam Campbell and Maisie
18:07Oh
18:09What? Are you joking?
18:11That's the magic chair?
18:13It's a special chair, yeah
18:14Special chair
18:16I've told you I've got a back injury and you thought, yeah, bubber on there
18:20You look like you're going to give birth
18:24Oh, far out!
18:26Oh my god, life is insane
18:28Some people say it's a game of snakes and ladders
18:31Champion of champions
18:33How did we get here?
18:35Ah, so many blood, sweat and tears
18:40A ladder and something happens not nice
18:42Many have failed, but not I
18:46Pushing through, tusk after tusk
18:48With my eyes, oh, on the prize
18:52And the real champions are nurses and people who designed hospitals and people who held troubled teeth
18:58In pursuit of Big Daddy Greg's approval
19:02And, of course, Roger Federer and Carlos Alcaraz
19:05Oh, I'm here to stay
19:07Ain't no removal
19:11And I'm going to pass over to Alicron
19:17Everyone's talking about this guy
19:18They're not all saying good to
19:20Blue horizons beckon
19:22Victory again?
19:24You reckon?
19:25Would you like me to stop the magic carpet?
19:27Yes
19:27And that's the life
19:29Of a champion
19:32Maisie, thank you for your powerful performance
19:34You're a lawsuit waiting to happen
19:36Just so you know
19:44That's honestly one of the saddest things I've ever seen
19:48You look like you're microwaving me
19:53I remember it being
19:55Quicker
19:55And thinking this'll look cool
19:59It
19:59Did
20:00Not
20:02Sam
20:03The poem was rubbish
20:05Yes, it's also not the poem he wrote in the room
20:07In the room he wrote
20:08Everyone is a champion
20:09Roger Federer
20:10I feel 100%
20:11My life has been amazing
20:12Lonely at the top
20:14LAUGHTER
20:20It's time to score Greg
20:21Well
20:22I sort of felt the same about Andy and Sam's really
20:25I could only give them two points because of the criteria of the poem
20:28Right, two points
20:29So I'm going to give them two points each
20:31To Sam and Andy
20:31That's correct
20:32Now I do think
20:33You know
20:34You're a physical disadvantage because you had a terrible wrestling injury
20:37Yeah
20:37But I just don't think we can
20:39No, I get what you're saying
20:40You're saying three points and get back in the kitchen
20:41I hear you
20:43LAUGHTER
20:44And then
20:45I think Matt
20:46You couldn't hold on long enough to give your poem the audience it deserved
20:49Whereas John
20:50Held on
20:51He slagged off his fellow contestants
20:54And he did it in a very powerful way
20:56Four points and five points
20:57And that's an end to it
20:58APPLAUSE
20:58Right, here we are
20:59Five points of John Evans
21:00There we go
21:01I'd like to see a champion scoreboard please
21:03Three of the champions
21:05Cannot be wrought apart
21:07Matt, Maisie and John
21:08All have eight points
21:09Oh-ho
21:10APPLAUSE
21:11Also Andy and Sam are there
21:12Four and three
21:13APPLAUSE
21:15Then let us see the champions tusk some more
21:18OK, we've had poetic metres
21:21And now for two more metres
21:22In a race against time
21:24MUSIC PLAYS
21:41Hey Matt
21:44It's cold Alex
21:46Hello
21:47Oh
21:48How are you?
21:49You look a little bit...
21:51Stiff?
21:52There's your task
21:53Right by the start line
21:56Oh
21:56What have you got in store for me?
21:58Oh
21:58Don't do this to me
21:59No!
22:00Oh, you're cruel
22:03Oh
22:04Wow
22:11You alright?
22:12Win the two metre race
22:18First to break the tape
22:19Wins
22:20You must start the race
22:22After the starters bang
22:23And behind the starting line
22:25If any part of your body moves beyond the starting line
22:29Or you break the tape
22:30Before the starters bang
22:32You are disqualified
22:35Finally
22:37Every time the bike wheel stops spinning
22:40Your final time will be doubled
22:42And throughout the task you must big yourself up
22:44Like give myself compliments
22:47Yeah
22:47And make myself feel nice
22:49You don't want that wheel to stop
22:50I know, dude
22:54APPLAUSE
22:59Did anyone understand this task?
23:01No
23:01No, no
23:02It really did cause confusion
23:04Yes
23:05It's a two metre sprint
23:06That's all you need to know
23:07Shall we start the race?
23:08Let's start the race
23:08OK, first up
23:09It's series 17 versus series 19
23:12That's right
23:13It's Matthew on your marks
23:15Luke and John
23:18What are you doing?
23:19Taking the bike off
23:20So I can ride the bike
23:21Do you want a tool?
23:23I don't need a tool
23:24I am a tool
23:27So there's no other course?
23:29No, this is the course
23:30It's a two metre running track
23:32That's it
23:33I'm the best
23:35I've got this
23:36Where's the starter?
23:37I just don't know
23:38He works independently from me
23:39Or she
23:45Why is there someone in there?
23:51OK
23:51I got eight minutes and 19 seconds before the bang
23:55Right
23:55But I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing with my time
23:58Bigging yourself up, John
23:59Do I need to big myself up any bigger?
24:03It's a waiting, isn't it?
24:06Yeah, but I'm good at waiting
24:12That's now safe
24:13It's secure
24:14Six
24:15Five
24:15Four
24:16Three
24:19A specific
24:27You've completed the course after the bang?
24:30Yeah
24:33Don't keep that bit in
24:39Well I think both men made the mistake of thinking that this task was cleverer than it is basically
24:43You were even looking for another course at one point
24:45Yeah, it was the amount of time
24:47Yeah
24:48I've thought about it so much since
24:49I was sure that I would come here tonight and watch it and find out there was a whole other
24:54aspect
24:55Waiting, hiding somewhere
24:56There wasn't
24:58There wasn't
24:58It was just really scary
24:59There wasn't
25:00You're not going to tell us times now, I wouldn't think
25:02Let's see some more then
25:04OK
25:04Two more men now
25:05Sorry, Maisie
25:06But they're not particularly manly men
25:07Because it's Sam and Andy
25:11You're really better than me
25:13You don't want that wheel
25:13I'm one of the best ever
25:14Right
25:16Oh, he's flying
25:17Right
25:19Can I move this?
25:21You do whatever you want
25:21You've been talking about me behind my back?
25:23I'll tell you why you're behind my back
25:25Because you are in my shadow
25:26And you are nothing to me
25:27Or and
25:29And I'll
25:29Yeah
25:31I mean this has been one of the most impressive displays
25:33Of moving Alex Horn on a bicycle
25:35Yeah
25:35Can I move the tape?
25:39No
25:40Can I move the tape?
25:41So you're just going to do that and wait for the bang?
25:43Yeah
25:44Are you familiar with voodoo dolls?
25:46You piss me off sometimes
25:48I don't always love talking to you
25:50Well, the tape's gone now
25:52Yeah, you've got to stay this side of the starters line
25:54The starters line?
25:56Shit
25:58My arm is getting sore, dude
26:00Hmm
26:00Is it?
26:01Can I just ask?
26:02Yeah
26:02So I'll
26:04The bang will happen
26:05I spin it
26:06Then I run
26:06No, the wheel's got to spin the whole time
26:08Every time you stop it
26:09Your final time has doubled
26:16I need to find a starter now
26:19Do you think Baiton's doing this?
26:21Oh, Baiton's just perfect
26:22Oh, Baiton
26:23Oh, did you see Baiton?
26:25Oh, Baiton's just great
26:28What?
26:29Can you press that?
26:39Oh, I just saw Baiton in the play
26:41It was scrumptious
26:53OK, thank you
26:54OK
27:01Andy, I think you went off to have sex with an effigy of autism
27:07But if not, we just watched the cricket together
27:10Sam, you spent a lot of the time sarcastically reviewing Matthew Baiton's
27:15Yeah
27:15Which is great
27:16Um, I think that's like jealousy
27:18And, um, green doesn't look good on me
27:21And I apologise
27:21And it's just, yeah, jealousy
27:23Honestly think you're the thinking woman's crumpet
27:25And, um...
27:27Seriously
27:30We're halfway through this champion of champions showdown
27:33And, already, it's incredibly, absolutely incredible
27:36That any of them ever won a series
27:40And now, Alex is going to do an impression
27:42Of one of the Beatles
27:44Hello
27:45Ringo?
27:45Yes, it was Ringo
27:46Here's to Mumford
27:56Hello
27:59Welcome back to the third part of this riveting competition
28:02There is one race left
28:04Her body might not have been match fit
28:06But what about her brain?
28:07Let's find out
28:08It is Maisie Adams
28:09Oh
28:13We'll just move this closer, won't we?
28:15Do you need a hand?
28:15Because of your terrible back injury
28:17Yeah
28:17Come on
28:19That's it, that's it
28:20Here?
28:20No, keep going
28:21Right, just bob it there
28:23Bob it here?
28:24Yep
28:28Maybe I could tie something to it
28:30And then the moment I hear the bang
28:32Break it
28:33Uh-huh
28:33Could you go and get me some string?
28:35String
28:36String
28:56String
28:56Are you...
28:59Well...
29:02Sorry
29:04Just grab your bucket
29:07Oh, you've got the bucket now
29:08Yep
29:09Right
29:11Three, two, one
29:16You've broken the finish line after the bang
29:18Very fast
29:19See ya
29:20Thanks Maisie
29:26Well, you broke the tape
29:28Have I done well?
29:30I think you've done really well
29:31Fuck off
29:35Surely she can't be beaten
29:36Let's find out
29:37Well, we can see all five running at the same time
29:39Yes, please
29:40It's time for this year's two metre race
29:43Three, two, one
30:03What's that?
30:04Sam has been like you're not spinning the wheel for jingling
30:06Yes, Sam, your wheel stopped 21 times
30:11So we have to double 6.11 seconds 21 times
30:15Which works out as 213,500 minutes
30:20Which is 21 weeks
30:24Sorry, 0.01?
30:26Yeah
30:26Is my time?
30:27Yeah
30:29I'm so... like honestly put that on my gravestone
30:33In top level athletics
30:35Oh no
30:36If you go within 0.1 second of the gun going off
30:40It's considered to be a false start
30:41Because that's beyond the scope of human reactions
30:44Zoltzman, shut the fuck up
30:44I think she's...
30:47So Greg, are you happy with all the performances?
30:49I'm happy with all the performances
30:50And nothing Zoltzman can say can change my mind on that
30:53In which case
30:54Sam gets one point
30:54Andy two
30:55John three
30:56Matt four
30:56But Maisie Adam get five points
30:57Bang!
30:58Bang!
31:02Okay
31:03Lovely
31:03Do we have one more tough task for our champs to tackle?
31:07Oh, yes we do
31:08And just like you Greg
31:09It's bold
31:10It's big
31:10And it's really very simple
31:12LAUGHTER
31:27Oh wow
31:28Hello Sam
31:29Ooh
31:29Who's that?
31:32It is I
31:32Matthew Bainton
31:34What the... what's going on in here?
31:37Hello Maisie
31:38Hello
31:39Hello
31:40Hello
31:40Okay
31:44Oh that is good
31:50Oh right on
31:54Be brilliant for a minute
31:57Most brilliant minute wins
31:59You have a total of 20 minutes
32:01Your time starts now
32:05I mean it just would be tiresome if I got a guitar out again wouldn't it?
32:09What if it's all of history in the minute?
32:13Oh yeah
32:13We've got primordial, obviously cave people
32:16Bronze age
32:17Huns
32:18Attila the Hun
32:19Yes
32:19Attila the Hun
32:20This is good
32:21I've got my idea
32:23Oh
32:23I want to play a game
32:26I mean they say stick to what you know
32:28But mostly what I know is cricket stats
32:30Yep
32:30I'm going to go and have a think
32:31Oh right, okay
32:32Don't look at it
32:38It's just too much
32:41I think I'm just going to do Attila the Hun
32:43The life of Attila the Hun in a minute
32:45Yeah
32:52However brilliant what we're about to see is
32:54For me nothing's going to be as brilliant as Matthew blinding himself and then smashing into small numbers
33:00Okay
33:01Well two brilliant champions first of all Andy and Maisie
33:23Andy?
33:24I'm down here
33:26Maisie?
33:28Maisie?
33:30Maisie?
33:351,080!
33:40Maisie?
33:43Maisie?
33:52Maisie?
33:54Maisie?
33:56Maisie?
34:00You've got three seconds
34:06Right
34:07There we go
34:09Ah
34:11None in a bush
34:12None in a bush
34:12None in a bush
34:13You were in there?
34:14Yep, being brilliant at hiding
34:16OK, thanks Maisie
34:18OK, thanks Maisie
34:26This is a bit of wordplay by you isn't it?
34:27Minute
34:28Well you just never know on this show what the hidden meanings are
34:31Yeah
34:32Most brilliant minute or most brilliant minute minute
34:35Oh
34:36Oh
34:36Oh
34:37Oh
34:37Clever
34:38I love that little Andy by the way
34:41I love little Andy as well, he did lots of brilliant things
34:44Thank you
34:44Maisie, how did you think it went?
34:47LAUGHTER
34:51Genuinely on the day, I thought, smash this
34:53Yeah
34:54I mean I couldn't find her, I didn't know what she was doing
34:57She left and I couldn't find her
34:58And isn't that brilliant?
35:00You'd think you'd spotted none in a bush
35:02No, she's fully inside the bush
35:05I mean they could be like
35:07LAUGHTER
35:09Family show, Greg
35:12She was fully inside the bush
35:15OK, who's next?
35:17Now for a man who could do with some even more brilliant pants
35:19It's Matt Bainton
35:38LAUGHTER
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44:05Çalınca.
44:07Teşekkürler.
44:10Bu çok iyi bakın.
44:13Bir şey.
44:14Evet.
44:15Bu ne?
44:16Bir de büyük yıldızlıca komedihanlar.
44:18Bir de büyük yıldızlıca komedihanlar.
44:20Bir de daha yıl önce.
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44:27Bu ne?
44:29Bu, bu?
44:31Bu, bu?
44:31Hayır, hey?
44:32electron birerde bu?
44:32Evet.
44:36APPLAUSE
44:38Bu, bu bu bu bu…
44:41…ve bu bu, bu bu, bu bir de bir iki ....
44:43Bu, bu sanırım yüzelerde de kimicaet geçerli,
44:46bu, bu da bu…
44:47…
44:48…
44:53Bu, bu sistemle?
44:57Bu, bu bu, bu?
45:00Ah!
45:02Ah!
45:05Kendi.
45:06Bir de record, we agree that Dawn, you'd be great on Tasks.
45:09Maybe after she sees this...
45:11Oh, yes, she'll look at this and go,
45:13''That's a show that respects me.''
45:15LAUGHTER
45:17And finally, at the end of the line...
45:20Are you a person?
45:22Yes, technically, yes.
45:23I feel it might be a Power Ranger.
45:26No.
45:26Are you from a movie town?
45:28Yeah.
45:29Are you a Smurf?
45:31No.
45:31Is it Avatar?
45:32Yeah.
45:33You're a character from Avatar?
45:34Jake Sully.
45:35Jake Sully.
45:36Yeah.
45:36Greg, there is a technicality. Avatar is set in 2154
45:39and it was made in the early 2000s.
45:41It was definitely this millennium, not the last millennium.
45:43So...
45:43I'm a Smurf!
45:45LAUGHTER
45:51OK, so, we have no choice, unfortunately.
45:54One point to Sam Campbell.
45:55I'm giving Andy Zaltzman two points.
45:57OK.
45:58I think I'm going to put Dawn French above Chaplin on this occasion.
46:02And I've recognised the great songwriter immediately.
46:06It's five points to Maisie.
46:07There we go, five points.
46:08There we go, five points.
46:08To Barry!
46:11Please come down and we'll have back to your final score!
46:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:21This has truly been a tale of Maisie and men.
46:25But now, four of them must walk away with their golden tails
46:29between their golden legs, whereas one will walk out of here
46:32waving their tail around like a flippin' lunatic.
46:36So, let's ask the man with the calculator.
46:38Oh, Mr. Calculator.
46:41LAUGHTER
46:41Who has come out on top?
46:43Very close.
46:45Very close.
46:46The champion of champions.
46:47One point in it at the end.
46:51The winner with 20 points, it's Matt Bainton!
46:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:57Matt Bainton is the new champion of champions.
47:01Please pop off your Fast Master trophy!
47:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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