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00:04It's Dave. In love with Dave. I can't believe it's happened for him.
00:10Have you got my phone?
00:12I don't have your phone.
00:16What are you? Dave though?
00:20Three weeks.
00:21Yeah, they've been together three weeks.
00:22And she's in love with him.
00:24Do you think I'll need a coat?
00:26It's kind of a chill.
00:30I don't want to be hot.
00:32This is so dull.
00:36Have we become boring?
00:37You've become boring.
00:42Dave's setting it down.
00:43Yeah, it's great for him.
00:46She's 42.
00:50Two girlfriends 42, she'll be wanting a baby.
00:53You've told me she's 42 like five times.
00:56When?
00:57Okay, one.
00:58When you're walking around doing your teeth with your willy out.
01:01Just stay at the sink.
01:05Two.
01:11Hey.
01:12Sorry, can I?
01:13Oh, sorry.
01:14No, sorry.
01:15No, go ahead.
01:16Would you mind filling up a bottle?
01:17Sure.
01:17Sure.
01:19Sure.
01:20Yeah.
01:29So.
01:32Oh, thank you.
01:34I'm sorry.
01:35No worries.
01:35Fun, fun, fun.
01:37Yeah.
01:39Fun, fun, fun.
01:46Oh my god.
01:49That's so bad.
01:51Oh, now that's cute.
01:54It's £3.50.
01:57It's £3.50?
01:59It's £3.50.
02:06Just stop knocking at me.
02:08Oh, I don't want to look at you.
02:11I'm fine.
02:13I'll be fine today.
02:19Oh, that's lovely.
02:21No.
02:23Why do you never send me cards like that?
02:26Because I'm not a mess of prey.
02:28So.
02:44My dreams are up in arms
02:46Because they say they can't compete with you
02:50When you stop the day with a little syllable
02:57Left unfinished
03:02When you move to kiss me
03:10Now each word bursts like a volcano
03:14Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
03:23I grab the keyboard and a microphone
03:27Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
03:36And I, I just can't believe
03:40I found someone the same as me
03:43I can't believe it's up
03:59I can't believe it's up
04:15Hey.
04:17No, I'm so sorry.
04:19What are you sorry for?
04:21I'm so...
04:22so fucking stupid.
04:25Of course it's stupid.
04:27I was weak to the very end.
04:29I'm crying.
04:29You should have looked better.
04:30You should have come out with that.
04:36Oh, man.
04:40They moved us.
04:42I found the email.
04:43It did say 40, so I didn't have a look to stand on.
04:46By the way, do you want to cuddle with your cousin
04:48or second cousin or whatever?
04:50We've got a bit of a tummy bug.
04:51Oh, we don't want to catch a tummy bug, do we?
04:55No, no, that's the last thing we need, isn't it?
04:58Or sleep this night.
05:00Here we go.
05:05Go on, sit down.
05:11So, your Dave's got a new woman.
05:13Oh, yeah, apparently she's in love with him.
05:16Sounds like Dave's going to settle down.
05:18No. It's amazing.
05:22Lovely house.
05:30Sorry.
05:31Sorry.
05:31No, sorry, Dave.
05:32I'm just looking for this bloody, um...
05:40Ah.
05:41At last.
05:44Oh.
05:45Well, thank you.
05:47Pleasure.
06:04Get yourself at home?
06:06Thank you, yeah.
06:12Get yourself at home?
06:17rồi
06:24lovely colour.
06:26Yeah.
06:27Yeah.
06:47coffee machine yeah yeah your p.t. nice night battle don't speak sorry
06:59seeing my friends tomorrow i've told them all about you
07:08you should probably meet them actually
07:12it's been three weeks
07:17they're all like married or engaged so it gets a bit coupley
07:21oh god no it'd be great to get you out with them and you can meet them meet my son
07:36daniel
07:36he's amazing
08:01any more lumps
08:09yep
08:10yep
08:13yep all gone
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09:56yep
09:58I just, that once a week I think, oh, yeah, I'll buy some jelly beans.
10:05How did I not know this about you?
10:07As long as you don't know about me.
10:09Yeah, you're full of hidden depths.
10:18Shall we get going?
10:22Yeah.
10:27What, what are you going at work today?
10:32I need to format the annual report.
10:41At least something interesting.
10:56I feel like we should start trying again.
11:01What do we need?
11:04If you do insist on having sex with me again and ever again until you get pregnant.
11:09You'll be okay with that?
11:10Let me just, let me just.
11:12You put your fingers on your chin.
11:15You've actually put your fingers on your chin?
11:18I'll cope.
11:19Oh, thanks.
11:19I'll find an inner strength.
11:26We're good now.
11:29You got through seeing Erin's baby.
11:31You got through the check-up.
11:33You can get from my dad waving a baby in your face.
11:37You get really good.
11:41Now we just need to keep positive.
11:45Keep moving forwards.
11:54Can we get going?
11:56Yeah.
11:58Can we actually, though, rather than just...
12:00Yeah, definitely.
12:16You're late.
12:17Yes.
12:18Heavy night, was it?
12:19Oh.
12:20Every night's a heavy night.
12:22We'll try again.
12:25I've asked Malik to get it fixed.
12:27Oh, dear.
12:28Yeah, but...
12:29One second.
12:32A hair light.
12:34Yes.
12:36That's perfect.
12:39Yeah, can I call you back?
12:41Great.
12:42Bye.
12:43Sorry about that.
12:44Machines, eh?
12:45Right.
12:46Has Malik fixed it yet?
12:47No.
12:48Oh, God.
12:49So mad.
12:51If beavers and cubs on a Monday are swimming on a Tuesday, Wednesday we can't do anything
12:56because Jonathan has to have the cart, are you all right to do their toast?
12:59Yeah.
13:00There's more bread in the cupboard.
13:01Sam, Frankie, church.
13:04Shall we look at the crisps off?
13:06Oh, no, they're good, thanks.
13:09You're so lovely.
13:11My God, I'm sorry, but that'd be so funny, Amanda.
13:14I cannot wait till you have kids.
13:16She won't be cutting the crisps off.
13:18No, she won't be cutting the crisps off.
13:25Bye.
13:26Bye.
13:30Bye.
13:33Bye.
14:01Bye.
14:22Shoes.
14:24Shoes!
14:25If I tell you to take your shoes off, you take your shoes off!
14:28Take your shoes off, and you'll give your biscuits.
14:30Mum, please, that's not helpful.
14:34They're all kicking off in there.
14:36Yep.
14:37I don't know how your sister does it, running around, cooking.
14:43They think your job's stressful.
14:45Children, a whole different level.
14:49You know she started them in karate.
14:51Yeah.
15:02Can I do it with you?
15:07I will do it with you.
15:08We just need to do it with you.
15:10My mates are like, come on, let's meet her.
15:18I just find it hilarious.
15:25I'm like, she's busy with work.
15:27I'm sure she'll come out at some point.
15:34You're going to be hot.
15:35Nope.
15:53I'm ovulating!
15:55It's open to me.
15:59I'm ovulating!
16:05I'm ovulating!
16:06You say it louder!
16:07I'm ovulating!
16:09What?
16:11Can you...
16:11Can you...
16:12Can you reach out it, please?
16:15I'm...
16:16ovulating!
16:21Do you want me to wash it?
16:23Do you need to wash it?
16:25Probably, please.
16:26Yeah, that's...
16:27So...
16:28Disgusting.
16:29Welcome.
16:30Floppy I've received.
16:32Please.
16:33It's not big enough to flop.
16:43It's cold.
16:45Yeah.
16:46She probably just got on the play last night.
16:48I'm looking at you.
16:48Stop talking with the body.
16:50Are you sure?
17:00Oh, it was a masterclass!
17:05That was like a bull!
17:07In and out!
17:08God, I'm lucky!
17:11Do you want a moist chicken?
17:14Or do you want an orgasm?
17:16You can't have both.
17:18I'll take a broccoli.
17:39Just leave it.
17:41Shush!
17:44Shut up!
17:50Shut up!
17:50Shut up!
17:53This is so sexy.
17:55I'm not doing it with a fly in the room.
17:58He's not going to wash it out.
17:59He's got like a thousand eyes.
18:01Ha, ha, ha!
18:28D3
18:34yeah this one's got D3 in it and this one hasn't this one's got iron in it and
18:41this one oh maybe it does but what about folates oh what the fuck are folates
19:03oh
19:03oh
19:03oh
19:40Jesus.
20:03She's very sorry.
20:05She's desperate to meet you all.
20:06Sadly, she doesn't exist.
20:08Sadly, she's very busy with work.
20:11We can't wait to meet her, mate.
20:13No, honestly, she's chomping at the bit.
20:14She can't stop going on about you guys.
20:16This is nice.
20:17Get off.
20:18Get off.
20:19How are you two, anyway?
20:21Have you two been good?
20:22Yeah.
20:23Yeah, really good.
20:47Thanks for that.
20:49No, happy to.
20:50Do you want to say a quick close one?
20:53Yeah.
20:57Say hi to your dad.
20:59Hi.
21:00You all right, big guy?
21:13What are you watching?
21:15This.
21:17Right.
21:19Did you mention this award?
21:21Yeah.
21:22It was in the school newsletter.
21:25Oh, please.
21:26Just say well done to him.
21:28You read the school newsletter.
21:29It's so cute.
21:31No, I'm not going to bend over and...
21:33Just fucking do it.
21:39Well done on the award, mate.
21:42That's so cool.
21:47I said well done.
21:48Say goodbye to your dad.
21:49I said well done.
21:52Say goodbye to your dad.
21:57Say goodbye to your dad.
21:59Say goodbye to your dad.
22:00I'm actually his father.
22:02Yeah, okay.
22:02And you don't even tell me about head teachers award.
22:04Oh, yeah.
22:05Okay.
22:06Wow, what a great mother.
22:07No, I'm not doing this.
22:08You're letting your son down.
22:10You're letting the school down.
22:14Do you even care about his feelings?
22:22How's your little boy?
22:23Hi.
22:24He won a head teachers award.
22:26Oh, that's so nice.
22:28Yeah, I took him this amazing Lego set.
22:32They're not cheap.
22:33It's only money.
22:37What?
22:40Just...
22:40Oh, right.
22:41Yeah.
22:50They're inviting us out.
22:52Thank you, Amanda.
22:53They want to sky out for dinner.
22:57Lisa.
22:58We're finally going to get to meet Amanda.
23:00Fuck off.
23:03Are you sure?
23:05Don't want me standing and going about Amanda.
23:07Pull away.
23:08No.
23:09Yeah.
23:13Yeah.
23:19Oh, Jesus.
23:20Well, let me get to meet you.
23:21Who?
23:41Let's see.
23:42You've got me sitting down.
23:42You've got me sitting down.
23:43I'm shaking my head, bro.
23:46You're going to hang down.
23:47Well, here's where I go.
23:47You've got me sitting down here.
23:48Yeah, you're doing so.
23:49You're feeling so funny, you're not doing so.
23:50Yep.
23:50I'm having a bigぉm for my hair.
23:50That's coming.
23:52At the turn, please record your message. We need to finish. You may...
24:22One minute, sorry. Come in if you want. Baths ready. Baths ready. Hey, Alfie.
24:34There's a woman in the hallway. Alfie, turn the TV off. Baths ready.
24:39I can't hear you. The telly's off. Baths ready.
24:43Alyssa, announce baths ready. Alfie, TV off now.
24:49Alyssa! Apparently, she's madly in love with Dave.
24:53Stephen's best man. How can anyone be in love with Dave?
24:56She's booked this posh restaurant in the middle of like...
24:59But she's paying, right? Well, we don't know. What?
25:02You don't know? How do we ask?
25:07What are you having? Um, just a lemonade, please. No ice.
25:12But don't let me stop you having a bit. Um, two lemonades, please. One.
25:17One, two, three.
25:21Lemonade?
25:25How long?
25:26Eleven weeks.
25:28Oh, my...
25:29What can I get you?
25:31Oh. Oh, we're being served.
25:34Oh, my God. They're gonna be nice.
25:37Same year at school.
25:38Yes!
25:42For a starter.
25:45Fifteen quid for a starter.
25:47Yeah, allotted.
25:49She's literally got money coming out of her arse.
25:53My cheapest mains.
25:54Oh, my God, don't.
25:56Twenty...
25:56Uh, thirty.
25:58Seven.
25:59Pound.
26:00Fuck off.
26:02For a bit of veg.
26:03Look at the stakes.
26:04We're here for our twelve-week scan.
26:06Ten-thirty at Lisa.
26:09Date of birth?
26:10No.
26:11March 4th, 1919.
26:13First line of your address?
26:14Flat 96, Lawson Court.
26:17Do you want to purchase any photos?
26:20Photos?
26:21Yeah, I should get a lighter room.
26:23Yeah.
26:23There are five pounds each.
26:26I will.
26:27Get two.
26:29That's who's planning.
26:38How's it going?
26:40Yeah.
26:41Getting heavy.
26:42How far are you?
26:44Twelve weeks.
26:45Twelve weeks, three days.
26:47It's important, three days.
26:49It is.
26:50I see you've got your scan.
26:51Pay for the photos.
26:53Five pounds each.
26:54The stenographers, they just keep them out for free.
26:57No way.
26:58Don't think about it.
27:00Yeah, yeah.
27:01Let's not think about it.
27:02Oh, my God.
27:03That's so annoying.
27:04Lisa?
27:05Oh, yeah.
27:12Nice to meet you.
27:14Just relax and enjoy.
27:16I'll try.
27:19Nope.
27:19I'm still feeling very sick.
27:21Oh, dear.
27:22I'll try not to puke on you.
27:25Oh, yeah.
27:27We think it's bunk, don't we?
27:28It's like those biscuits I've been eating.
27:30Can we get you on the bed?
27:32Yep.
27:35Where shall I have?
27:37Just sit down.
27:39You can sit there.
27:41Great.
27:43Thanks.
27:45Happy now?
27:46Very comfortable.
27:49So, have you tried ginger biscuits?
27:52Yes.
27:52They'll go sadly.
27:54Rich tea seems to work a little bit.
27:55Yeah, I tried the other digestive.
27:57Oh, they're mad.
27:58Even the mention of it.
27:59It's the texture.
28:00I used to love them.
28:03Would you mind if I'll hit your top?
28:05Oh, yeah.
28:06Sorry.
28:07That would help.
28:11And just put your trousers below you.
28:15I'm going to work as well.
28:19Excellent.
28:25This is going to be a little bit cold.
28:29Yep.
28:33We bought two of those photos.
28:35Oh, don't worry.
28:36I'll give you as many of those as you like.
28:38Oh, amazing.
28:43Our parents will be wanting some.
28:44Oh, yeah.
28:45Yeah, my dad having glasses all over the house.
28:47Yeah, he's great like that.
28:49Well, I'll just grab them as we go.
28:51Thanks.
28:53Do you want to watch home scanning?
28:57Yeah?
28:58Yeah, yeah.
28:58See what's going on.
29:03Okay, so I'll have a little look and I'll let you know what I find.
29:07Can take a little while, so...
29:09We're quite nervous.
29:11Don't worry, everybody is.
29:13We had an early loss.
29:16Just relax.
29:18Yeah.
29:20Sorry.
29:21It can take a while, as I say, but I will let you know just as soon as I can.
29:37I need to find a better angle.
29:39Oh, sorry.
29:40No, no, you stay where you are.
29:43He's hiding.
29:44They can be very cheeky, some of them.
29:46I wonder where he gets that from.
29:47Oh, yeah.
30:15How long since your last period?
30:17Twelve weeks, three days.
30:18Some pulling for you, thanks.
30:34Some pulling for you, thanks.
30:38Is that the baby?
30:39Four minutes, please.
30:52Four minutes, please.
30:55Your last period was twelve weeks, three days.
30:59I'm measuring eight weeks, five days.
31:02And I, um...
31:07I'm not finding a heartbeat.
31:29I'm not finding a heartbeat.
31:36There's a gown behind the screen.
31:38I'm not finding a heartbeat.
31:38I'll need to scan you vaginally.
31:41I'll need to scan you vaginally.
32:24I'm not finding a heartbeat.
32:27I'm not finding a heartbeat.
32:28I'll need to get up.
32:32This is a nice próxim.
32:33I'll need to get you out of your life.
32:35I'm not finding a heartbeat.
32:38It's really good.
32:38I have to get up.
32:54Can you take this from the way you too?
33:01Hey, can I just, uh...
33:07Lynn?
33:09Uh, Steven.
33:12Black 90 cent.
33:30Let's see it.
34:36Oh, God.
34:37So, they're in lunch.
34:39Oh, God.
35:12Oh
35:28I don't know.
35:35I don't know.
35:38I don't know.
36:08I don't know.
36:36I don't know.
37:05I don't know.
37:13I don't know.
37:17I don't know.
37:23I don't know.
37:25I don't know.
37:55I'm very happy.
37:55I don't know.
38:00I don't know.
38:03I don't know.
38:22I don't know.
38:44I don't know.
38:49I don't know.
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40:47I don't know.
40:56I don't know.
41:13I don't know.
41:15I don't know.
41:30I don't know.
41:46I don't know.
41:46I don't know.
42:04I don't know.
42:13You know me and Lisa would have.
42:14Yeah.
42:16We'd be running back with a bottle and a couple of straws.
42:18But you can't go wrong with a Bordeaux.
42:20Yes.
42:20Absolutely.
42:22Which means.
42:23Yes.
42:24Absolutely.
42:25I love a border
42:29Okay
42:31Everybody knows I love a border. I'm like I'm bored. Oh this photo that or no day. Do you know
42:36where they yeah?
42:41What would you need a hand with
42:47You married people are hilarious. I
42:51Love a border
42:54Okay, sorry, I mean Jesus
43:07Such an interesting texture
43:10They actually make it on the premises
43:12Do they use ancient grains? Oh, oh boy. It just comes apart in your hands. Well, that'll be the ancient
43:18grains
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43:21Oh
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45:42I'm always suspicious
45:45I'm always suspicious when someone needs to make jokes.
45:48Yeah, he's a bit, not simple, but...
45:50All the banter, the laughter. He's having something so dark.
45:54I feel sorry for Lisa.
45:55He wanted to follow her to the toilet.
45:57Yes.
45:59And the Bordeaux.
46:00I love a Bordeaux.
46:02You're Bordeaux Dave.
46:03Right?
46:04They don't call you that for nothing.
46:06I've been to France.
46:16You don't have to laugh when he laughs at you.
46:21I do.
46:42All good?
46:44Yeah, you?
46:46Yeah, really good.
46:48Really good, actually.
46:52Can I get anything?
46:54I'm good.
47:00Every day outside.
47:03A bit of sunshine.
47:05Yeah.
47:06It helps you stay positive.
47:17It helps.
47:18I've got any cones.
47:20Eh.
47:23Eh.
47:27It's going outside for a bit.
47:30I'm good.
47:41there we go
47:42so you're smaller
47:50I was thinking
47:52we'd go to the cinema this evening
47:56we could see what films are on
47:58have something sweet
48:02and then
48:04we could go bowling
48:05this weekend
48:09or crazy golf
48:11feed the ducks
48:15I bought some
48:16solaros
48:20or we could go for a
48:22walk
48:23in the park
48:24take a frisbee
48:27because you're so good at a frisbee
48:47all right there?
48:49yep
48:52toast popped up
48:53oh great thank you
48:59we're gonna have a night?
49:02don't know yet
49:07exciting
49:09yeah
49:17let's do it
49:19take the day of work
49:21I'll save me all again
49:26seriously I need a pair of trainers
49:28you don't need any new trainers
49:38we could
49:40spend a day at Westfield
49:43have some lunch
49:45yeah
49:50there's those
49:50there's those people there
49:52who
49:52give you a massage
49:54oh
49:57strange sounds all over you
49:58no
50:06a little bit of shopping
50:09yeah
50:10nice
50:13how long have we been
50:14making this get there
50:15fryer
50:16I
50:16I
50:16I
50:16I
50:16I
50:16I
50:16I
50:16I
50:45I
50:45I
51:10I don't know.
51:25We can do this.
51:32Oh, Jesus.
51:40This isn't going to change us.
51:48There'll be a time in our lives when we don't cry about an air flare.
51:55It better be.
52:15You're all right?
52:18Yeah.
52:21You?
52:23Yeah.
52:26Really good.
52:28Yeah.
52:34We can do this.
52:35Yeah.
52:394
52:40Yeah.
52:41Yeah.
52:43No.
52:45Yeah.
52:47Yeah.
52:47That's absolutely this.
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