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00:00:05You're the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:05Open your legs up for me.
00:00:08Why?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:11Like that?
00:00:17Oh yeah, right there.
00:00:21Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:24This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:33But I don't care.
00:00:35You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:48That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:51my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body, and my virginity
00:00:55on my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:09So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:14Oh shit!
00:01:15Fucking dumbass!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:18Stupid!
00:01:21Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:23Could've been really bad.
00:01:27What?
00:01:27Oh fuck.
00:01:28Oh my god.
00:01:29What?
00:01:30No.
00:01:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:33Oh my god.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:40Starring him!
00:01:44Alright, welcome to the Kingdom Alley.
00:01:46You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:57But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:01Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:04I got you a roommate.
00:02:05And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:12No, no.
00:02:12You're a big baby.
00:02:13And you know it.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:16Who is it?
00:02:36Hey, roomie.
00:02:37It's been a while.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison.
00:02:49I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:52Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56Alice, sorry.
00:02:56Yo, Ally, quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03And dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05And put some actual pants on.
00:03:06You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:09I don't care, man.
00:03:10All right.
00:03:11You're on watch duty now.
00:03:12You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:14And remember, most important part, road code.
00:03:16We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:19I'm gonna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:20Catch you later, okay?
00:03:21Fuck yeah.
00:03:22All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:23All right, bye, bye.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:35Hey, hey, it reminds me, have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:53It's, sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you
00:03:58just don't want to open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:03at it.
00:04:03Yeah, right.
00:04:04A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:09That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last, like, two weeks, so I...
00:04:16Any signal?
00:04:17So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:19I'm safe.
00:04:20Why, what's on the email?
00:04:23Why, what's on the email?
00:04:24Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:27Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:29Nothing.
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:31Because, you know, like I am, gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:33I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh,
00:04:38tell me.
00:04:39No, nothing, nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:42Oh, good to see you.
00:04:48Okay, deep breath.
00:04:49This is my year.
00:04:51New city.
00:04:52New school.
00:04:53I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:55And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:16What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:19Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:24Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:26I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:29Sweetie.
00:05:30Cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:34You know what I mean?
00:05:35Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:40Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:44But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:46Okay.
00:05:47Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:48Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:49If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:57Um, where is he?
00:05:59He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway.
00:06:02Third door to the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:05He loves them.
00:06:08See you later.
00:06:14Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:21Brett's gonna eat her life.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show em regression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:40Oh, my God.
00:06:43Oh, my God.
00:06:44You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:46Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:48We lost and we still gotta stop.
00:06:54Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:56What?
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:06:59Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:01Turn around.
00:07:02Whoa!
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:10I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:11Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Are you needing a salute?
00:07:17Back off.
00:07:35You looking for me?
00:07:38You looking for me?
00:07:40What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:43Brett?
00:07:43He's the football captain?
00:07:46Of course he is.
00:07:47Who else could it be?
00:07:49Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in at me when I'm half naked.
00:07:55Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:57The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:01Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:03I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:07Oh, my God.
00:08:08Sorry.
00:08:10I have to go.
00:08:12Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:22Hey, well, great.
00:08:23Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:25Put it down.
00:08:30What's that?
00:08:32Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:33I don't want to see you like this.
00:08:34It's okay.
00:08:34I can just go rest.
00:08:35I don't want to go.
00:08:40I don't want to go.
00:08:46I finally did it.
00:08:48The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:51I kissed my brother's best friend, and holy hell it felt good.
00:08:57The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:02What's up, Cheryl?
00:09:05I slipped.
00:09:12You guys are benched.
00:09:14It's just a joke.
00:09:15Seriously.
00:09:18Kevin's got sick by the chicken version.
00:09:21Look, it's the kisser.
00:09:23In the men's shower, Allison, unhinged.
00:09:26Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:28Kill me now.
00:09:36What are you doing here?
00:09:38I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:40Obviously.
00:09:42Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:44Yes, it did.
00:09:46You've just been waiting.
00:09:47Yeah, and whose fault is that?
00:09:50I messaged you.
00:09:52Oh, crap.
00:09:53I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:55I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:58I must have missed your message.
00:10:00Sorry.
00:10:01Missed my message, huh?
00:10:04You know, I don't think so.
00:10:05I think.
00:10:06I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:08Why?
00:10:09Okay, come on.
00:10:10What?
00:10:11Just give it back.
00:10:12Whatever you...
00:10:13Hold on.
00:10:14You're texting Chad?
00:10:16I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:20You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:21He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:23Are you into that?
00:10:23We're doing a school project together.
00:10:25Ah, a school project.
00:10:26Yes.
00:10:27You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:30Well, it's the truth.
00:10:31So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:33Hold on.
00:10:34Let me do something really quick.
00:10:35What are you doing?
00:10:36There you go.
00:10:37Chad is deleted.
00:10:39What?
00:10:39What?
00:10:40Stop!
00:10:40They're already done.
00:10:41That's not cool.
00:10:42You can't do that.
00:10:43That's not fair.
00:10:44Uh, yes, it is.
00:10:46Because, listen, you're my business now.
00:10:49So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:52I said take your phone out.
00:10:56Cool.
00:10:57And do what?
00:10:58And I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:09Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:11Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:13This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:16The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:21I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:25Are you sure you want me to take it like that?
00:11:29This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:31My only.
00:11:33My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:39Yes.
00:11:40But.
00:11:41Harder.
00:11:42Faster.
00:11:43I'm coming.
00:11:45Are you alright?
00:11:46Yes.
00:11:47Any a little bit of air.
00:11:48It's really hot in here.
00:11:50I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:52Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:57No, I just need life.
00:12:06Oh my god.
00:12:07Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:09I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:13You have double XL condoms, do you see?
00:12:16I'll tell you this.
00:12:17It's for growl-ups.
00:12:18Do you actually use those?
00:12:20Yeah.
00:12:21They use your prints.
00:12:23There's no way.
00:12:24That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:26What did you like to know?
00:12:32Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so.
00:12:35Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys' locker room.
00:12:38You kissed me back.
00:12:40You basically attacked me.
00:12:41I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:49Pathetic.
00:12:50I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:51I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:53I'm such an idiot.
00:12:55Forget I said anything.
00:12:57You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:59Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:03Excuse me?
00:13:04There's gonna be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:07No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:09And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:11Are you insane?
00:13:13Who do you think you are?
00:13:14My father?
00:13:20I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:25So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:29Yeah.
00:13:30We're roommates.
00:13:31And that means we're equals.
00:13:32Mm-hmm.
00:13:33And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:36So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:40And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to make
00:13:45sure that you're safe.
00:13:46Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:50Nope.
00:13:51Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:55No.
00:13:55Pro Max.
00:13:56Not when he looks like that.
00:14:00You're a problem, though?
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:03This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:07First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:09Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:13You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:15I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:17You don't control what I do.
00:14:19Yes, I do.
00:14:32Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:35Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:39Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:42Lingerie?
00:14:44Seriously?
00:14:45But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:50I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:53I'm your roommate.
00:14:54I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:56Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:01I don't take orders from those.
00:15:05Are you ready to drive?
00:15:07Come on.
00:15:08Get up, let's go.
00:15:10Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:12Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:23Oh my God.
00:15:25Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:31Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:34Let's all give Littleness Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:41Thanks.
00:15:41At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:45You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:48I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:51Now, are we going to have some fun?
00:15:54Or is everyone just going to stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:58Turn the music up.
00:15:59Let's play a game.
00:16:15I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:26Shit.
00:16:27I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:29Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:32What's the matter?
00:16:33No guys want you?
00:16:35Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:37She's stalling.
00:16:39She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:41You can't get a guy?
00:16:42You dress like a hooker.
00:16:43You flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim yours.
00:16:47Just give me a second.
00:16:57Yeah, Allison.
00:16:59Yeah, I...
00:17:06That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:09But you're so thirsty.
00:17:11Lick it up.
00:17:16Lick it up.
00:17:18Lick it up.
00:17:26Brett?
00:17:28What's up?
00:17:29Where are you?
00:17:31I'm at Club Vibe.
00:17:32I, um...
00:17:33I lost a dare.
00:17:35Yeah?
00:17:36What kind of dare?
00:17:39I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:43Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:47a good
00:17:47idea for you to go out of time?
00:17:48Come on, Brett.
00:17:50Please, this is serious.
00:17:51Can you just come get me?
00:17:52No, Allison.
00:17:53You know what?
00:17:54You want it to break the rules?
00:17:55You enjoy your night.
00:17:56Brett, please!
00:18:01How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:03He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:05You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:10I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:18Where do you think you're going?
00:18:19Grab her.
00:18:20Nope!
00:18:21Get off of me!
00:18:22You lost the dare.
00:18:23You pay the price.
00:18:27You need to loosen up.
00:18:28You couldn't get Brett's touchy.
00:18:30That's fine.
00:18:30We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:35No!
00:18:47What was that?
00:18:48Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:57Please!
00:18:58Come on, sweetheart.
00:18:59A dare is a dare.
00:19:01Stop fighting.
00:19:03I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:05Taking that V-card out your ass.
00:19:15Please!
00:19:16Please stop!
00:19:17You're getting this?
00:19:18That's what gets used.
00:19:21Hey, asshole!
00:19:35Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:37Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:40Oh!
00:19:47Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:51Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:53I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:55She's practically begging for it.
00:20:07You know, I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:12And that goes for everybody.
00:20:14I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:16Does everybody understand that?
00:20:19Great.
00:20:20We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:24We're doing it right now.
00:20:26You okay?
00:20:28Come on.
00:20:29Let's go.
00:20:37Hey.
00:20:38Hey.
00:20:39What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:41Sneaking out?
00:20:43Going to a place like this?
00:20:45What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:48what did you mean back there
00:20:53back where
00:20:55when you told everyone
00:20:57that i'm your girl
00:21:00the literal meaning
00:21:02i completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you
00:21:05i told ron that i was gonna protect you
00:21:08and that's exactly what i'm doing
00:21:11yeah
00:21:12i know
00:21:13cause i'm just ron's little sister
00:21:15always causing trouble
00:21:17please just put this on
00:21:19happy
00:21:25well you know what i don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere
00:21:28dressed like this
00:21:29like i'm desperate
00:21:29no that's not true
00:21:30i know
00:21:31okay i'm a total joke
00:21:32bullshit
00:21:33you're trying to impress people that don't matter
00:21:35okay
00:21:35these people are not your friends
00:21:37and you're lowering your standards
00:21:38i know
00:21:39obviously i know rita's not my friend
00:21:41and i know that i'm a pathetic loser
00:21:42and i know that i'm not good enough for you
00:21:45that's not true
00:21:48fuck rita
00:21:49fuck everybody
00:21:52i'll send you perfect just the way that you are
00:21:53i don't want to be me okay
00:21:55i want to be liked
00:21:56i want to be wanted
00:21:57and i want someone
00:21:59who will answer when i call them
00:22:00i'll always answer when you come
00:22:03i'll always be there
00:22:04so what does that mean
00:22:06what does that mean for us
00:22:07what am i
00:22:09to you brett
00:22:11i'm losing my mind
00:22:12i know the rules
00:22:14but
00:22:15look at her
00:22:16all i can think
00:22:18just this once
00:22:20what
00:22:23say it just say it
00:22:25i'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this
00:22:28because i'm just ron's little sister
00:22:30no
00:22:30it's the only reason you look at me huh
00:22:32that is not true
00:22:33then tell me
00:22:34that you don't feel anything when you look at me
00:22:36tell me there's nothing happening right now
00:22:38i can't
00:22:41you can't actually do anything about it either
00:22:45so you know what just forget it
00:22:47forget i said anything
00:22:50i'm done begging you
00:22:52i'm done
00:22:52no alison alison stop it
00:22:56yes
00:23:00listen
00:23:01there is a line
00:23:02and i am trying
00:23:03to not
00:23:04cross
00:23:05why
00:23:06because if i do
00:23:07i won't be able to stop
00:23:12it says that you have to stop
00:23:16please don't stop
00:23:17please don't stop
00:23:38what are you doing
00:23:39ruining everything
00:23:53yo what's up loser
00:23:59ali
00:23:59are you with brett right now
00:24:03swear to god guys
00:24:04what are you doing right now
00:24:05talk to me
00:24:06i think it's time to run
00:24:11what is he doing
00:24:12is he seriously going to kiss me in front of ron
00:24:19yeah your eyes are super red
00:24:21hey ron what's up man
00:24:22what
00:24:23ali called me
00:24:24dumbass
00:24:25and i had to sign up to see your face
00:24:26two inches away from hers
00:24:28so you guys better have a good ass explanation right now
00:24:30or i'm gonna come over there and beat your ass
00:24:32it's it was an accident okay we just
00:24:36i butt dialed you
00:24:37we went to the freshman party and
00:24:40and i was leaving and something got in my eye
00:24:43and so brett was helping me and i was holding the flashlight
00:24:46okay chill
00:24:48really
00:24:48yeah look
00:24:53it's really dry okay my eye is like dying
00:24:58all right brett if that's true
00:24:59you guys got a ticket or two
00:25:01i don't know like an urgent care right now or something
00:25:03i need you to take care of that
00:25:04i was uh i was going to you right after
00:25:06i got it
00:25:08peace
00:25:09bye
00:25:12oh my god that was really really close
00:25:16hey what's that
00:25:17it's going we should
00:25:18you forgot something
00:25:20no ellie
00:25:20it's late
00:25:21come on you almost kissed me
00:25:23hey ellison
00:25:25stop
00:25:30quit acting so childish
00:25:34you know the only thing that i need to quit
00:25:39is you
00:25:47all right ladies physical assessments today
00:25:52allison you're first
00:25:53do
00:26:03you
00:26:05you
00:26:05you
00:26:25Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:28Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:31You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:34Shut up.
00:26:41Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:48Huh?
00:26:57Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:03Solo Allison?
00:27:04Let me help.
00:27:05No hands-on.
00:27:08I'm okay.
00:27:10Come on. It'll be fun. I promise.
00:27:14Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:17Oh, excuse me.
00:27:20I'm not with anyone. Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:25That's right. She doesn't need to keep her breath.
00:27:29Choose me.
00:27:34Walk away, Chad. Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:45What are you doing?
00:27:47What are you doing?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:52I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:57First exercise partner sit-ups.
00:28:03all right come on you first
00:28:11let's go we don't have all day you ready rookie i'm trying to detox brett
00:28:17but how am i supposed to do that if he's everywhere let's go we don't have all day
00:28:22you want to play fine let's play
00:28:57what do you think you're doing huh
00:28:59i'm not doing anything stop it stop where
00:29:06switch positions
00:29:08you're turned
00:29:21whenever you're ready
00:29:23she's trying to kill me and it's working
00:29:31she's your best friend's sister it's the forbidden fruit
00:29:36rob is gonna murder me
00:29:44what the hell am i doing
00:29:50what the hell am i doing
00:29:52you okay brett and done allison you killed it today you're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game
00:30:01really wow thank you
00:30:07congratulations
00:30:08uh quit flirting you two
00:30:15you know
00:30:17oh my
00:30:45can you please get me a paper towel
00:30:47yeah yeah for sure here
00:30:48thank you
00:30:49jesus i'm so sorry
00:30:51it's fine
00:30:53okay brain bleach i need brain bleach but
00:30:57damn it how do i unseize it how do i stop my heart from kicking its way out of my
00:31:02chest
00:31:02okay it's fine just it's okay just forget it okay i'm doing laundry on you
00:31:07i'm sorry i spilled milk on you i um didn't you know you're not really wearing any clothes
00:31:12and it
00:31:14and neither are you you're just as dressed as i am you're wearing shorts and nothing else
00:31:18and you're not looking where you're going so
00:31:20okay i said i was sorry all right listen i just
00:31:25why aren't you still here
00:31:27why aren't you still here
00:31:28why wouldn't i be here this is my morning routine
00:31:30i don't know it's 8 30
00:31:33isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like a hair and makeup
00:31:36thing
00:31:36what nobody told me that had
00:31:40oh my god she's gonna kill me
00:31:42this is how i'm gonna get kicked off the team
00:31:43she's gonna she's gonna kill me because i'm late for our first performance
00:31:46hey hey hey it's okay
00:31:49okay thank you
00:32:03get all your stuff
00:32:04yeah um i have to go
00:32:07okay
00:32:08thanks
00:32:09bye
00:32:18did you just see that
00:32:19that rookie just rolled up with brett harrison
00:32:22and she was in the shotgun
00:32:24never lets any girl sit there
00:32:27enjoy it while it lasts
00:32:29nobody takes brett from me
00:32:38hey uh sorry i'm late i didn't know the call time was 7 a.m
00:32:42don't make excuses scott
00:32:44late is late
00:32:45you're just too lazy
00:32:55hey
00:32:56what's your problem
00:32:57my problem is you dragging the whole team down
00:33:00it's the first game and you can't even be on time
00:33:03like i said nobody
00:33:07no hey stop
00:33:09are you crazy
00:33:11consider this a lesson
00:33:13to understand punctuality
00:33:16stop
00:33:18you want to fight
00:33:19i'll give you a reason
00:33:26hey hey what are you doing
00:33:27what do you think you're doing huh
00:33:29get your fucking hands off
00:33:30this is the girls locker room
00:33:31cool get out
00:33:34get out of here
00:33:35all of you get out of here right now
00:33:36did you hear me get out
00:33:42you okay
00:33:44it's fine
00:33:46i just can't go out there like this
00:33:48so i'm just gonna have to tell coach that i'm sick or something
00:33:51it's gonna be okay we have enough time
00:33:53trust me
00:33:57hi hello
00:33:58listen i need you to go to the school
00:34:00and i need you to meet me in the woman's locker room
00:34:01right now
00:34:06all right
00:34:07hey listen
00:34:08use my jersey
00:34:10make it look better than the original
00:34:11all right
00:34:35oh shit
00:34:37is that even allison
00:34:48she looks
00:34:50stunning
00:34:53look at you
00:34:53you look uh
00:34:54you look fantastic
00:34:56you know i think you look better in that jersey than i ever did
00:34:58it's because you've never had to wear eyeliner
00:35:00you know that's true
00:35:01that's that's true i am
00:35:02hey are you sure
00:35:04it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game
00:35:07yeah
00:35:07you're the only thing here that managed me
00:35:10really
00:35:12to you
00:35:13as
00:35:14as your best friend's sister
00:35:15of course
00:35:17as
00:35:19more than just a friend's sister
00:35:21all right
00:35:23time's ticking
00:35:24let's move
00:35:25allison
00:35:26i don't know
00:35:27whatever this look is
00:35:31but
00:35:32it works
00:35:33you take center
00:35:34let's go
00:35:46look at the lake
00:35:51thank you
00:35:56ladies and gentlemen
00:35:58please welcome our state university cheerleading squad
00:36:15uh huh uh huh
00:36:35What is that girl? She's on fire.
00:36:38That's Alison Scott.
00:36:39Who knows she had moves?
00:36:45Alison, you're serious. She's so hot.
00:36:48I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:55You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now, you don't fuck off.
00:37:05The only thing that's going to be chasing you is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20.
00:37:21The 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Harrison does it again.
00:37:28State wins.
00:37:29Oh!
00:37:30Good job!
00:37:31Good job!
00:37:32Woo!
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:37No!
00:37:38Woo!
00:37:39Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:44Hey.
00:37:45Oh.
00:37:46Congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:48That was really good.
00:37:49You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Hey, shut up.
00:37:53Oh!
00:37:57Oh, are you okay?
00:37:58Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
00:38:08Oh my god. Is he actually going to kiss me in front of the entire stadium?
00:38:15Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
00:38:23Now we got ourselves a good old Kiss Camp standoff.
00:38:27Haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:31Come on, Allison.
00:38:33Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:35I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:41But I want it.
00:38:44No! No! No!
00:38:57Wait... what?
00:39:04I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss Cam, me and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:33This is insane. I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:47Harrison!
00:39:52Harrison!
00:39:55Oh, shit.
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in from the entire school?
00:39:59Ron, just calm down, okay? You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene. You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now? If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a rope.
00:40:16You're unbelievable.
00:40:18I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm...
00:40:22No, no, no, no. You cut the crap.
00:40:24You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me.
00:40:28Do not bullshit me.
00:40:29Absolutely nothing. I'm serious. Nothing.
00:40:32You're fucking lying. I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:37So you stay in your lane because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:41You do not cross me. You do not!
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:45Dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:49Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No.
00:40:54I sound like a mom.
00:40:56This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him.
00:41:05Hey, Brett.
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:07He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time.
00:41:10It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:13Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:24What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:44Hi.
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No.
00:42:05Don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing anything.
00:42:07No, no, no.
00:42:07That's not fair, okay?
00:42:08Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:14You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:16Yeah.
00:42:17I know what you're doing.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:21Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is.
00:42:25Yeah?
00:42:26Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options.
00:42:31You and him.
00:42:31And I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator.
00:42:40And a loser.
00:42:41And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't.
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:53Is he hard?
00:42:59At least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:03You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know.
00:43:13Biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not,
00:43:18I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Allie.
00:43:24Brett.
00:43:25You guys out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit.
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:29If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole and he's going to kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:34So I, I'm going to get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie, hey.
00:43:38Oh my God, he's telling you.
00:43:40Allie, hey.
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Get under what?
00:43:42Brett, you have to get down.
00:43:48Allie.
00:43:49Hi.
00:43:50Showing alone?
00:43:51Yeah, but I'm naked.
00:43:53Run!
00:43:53I'm naked!
00:43:54Get out!
00:43:57You're, you're not though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so.
00:44:04I'm sorry.
00:44:04I just, I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it on here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so.
00:44:08I also wanted to say that, I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was a, an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:29Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off, traumatized me.
00:44:35So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:38Run.
00:44:39I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:40It's a game.
00:44:41Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:46This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:51So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:56Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay.
00:45:06Thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry.
00:45:16I got water in my nose.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:18Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:19Okay?
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:21Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:30God, the alien is going to die.
00:45:32All right.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:40What?
00:45:40I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:42On a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:44Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00Got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:05All right.
00:46:05Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Brett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:30Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:42Look!
00:46:43Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:45We're just finally getting back.
00:46:46Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:49It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:54I came by myself.
00:46:56Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:06Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11Huh.
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15.
00:47:15I made it myself.
00:47:17$15?
00:47:18For some plastic and twine.
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:21It's ambitious.
00:47:23You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:44What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:45She's nothing.
00:47:46No, you're nothing.
00:47:47Especially compared to her.
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:53Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:02What are you doing?
00:48:03What do you mean?
00:48:04You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:06You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:10You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:13What do you want?
00:48:14What?
00:48:14I'm just trying to...
00:48:17Alison.
00:48:18Party at my place.
00:48:20Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:23I don't know.
00:48:25You're not interested.
00:48:26She's a grown woman.
00:48:28She can speak for herself.
00:48:31So, what do you say?
00:48:34You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:44Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:46No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:01There she is.
00:49:02My guest of honor.
00:49:05Damn, Alison.
00:49:06You look sexy.
00:49:07Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:13It's a cool party.
00:49:14Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:17Really?
00:49:18For me?
00:49:19Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:22I'm single.
00:49:23You need another reason?
00:49:26So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:29No deal.
00:49:30There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:32He's just a friend of a friend.
00:49:34Of my brother, so.
00:49:37It's his loss.
00:49:38My gain.
00:49:41Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Alison.
00:49:45Let's fix that.
00:49:50Yeah.
00:49:51No, why not?
00:49:52There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:56You ever play the pocket challenge?
00:49:58No, what's that?
00:49:59We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:04Come on.
00:50:18Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:22Come on, Alison.
00:50:23You're already here.
00:50:35Fine.
00:50:37But I play to win.
00:50:43Check it out.
00:50:44Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:50:45You all come over but a while.
00:50:47Let's go.
00:50:47Hey.
00:50:49We do have a supposed pleasure in a backyard.
00:50:52Hey.
00:50:52Hey.
00:51:00Hey!
00:51:00Hey!
00:51:00What the fuck?
00:51:02Game's over.
00:51:02Let's go.
00:51:03What?
00:51:04What are you doing? Get off of me. What do you think you're doing? You're ruining my night
00:51:08Just think I care that I'm ruining your night. What do you think Ron would think if he knew you
00:51:11were at?
00:51:11Don't care. How about you electric someone who gives a fuck? Come on, okay? No more of these stupid games
00:51:15You don't have to play this shit. Let's go. Let's go. I don't have to play these stupid games. I'm
00:51:19playing them because I want to
00:51:23Get the fuck away from me
00:51:34Oh my god
00:51:56My god, is she okay
00:52:04Look at me. Hey, hey, you okay?
00:52:06I can't. I can't. I can't feel it. I can't feel it.
00:52:10Just try to breathe. Alright, hey
00:52:15I'm gonna be okay
00:52:17Alright
00:52:18Let's get you in. Let's get you in
00:52:22Okay
00:52:24Get out of my way. Move. Move
00:52:30Just put me down, Fred
00:52:31Here you go. Put you down.
00:52:33You know, you could have died, Alice
00:52:36And Chad, I mean my god
00:52:37You have no business being around that guy
00:52:39Let alone being this close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:41Anybody who's had a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:44That's not fair
00:52:46What's not fair?
00:52:48What's not fair? What am I not understanding?
00:52:50Huh? What don't I understand?
00:52:51That I don't know how this works!
00:52:53Okay, I'm sorry. I'm figuring it out
00:52:56I don't know how guys work all the time
00:52:58You know what? That's fantastic. I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me
00:53:03I'm not any better? What did I do?
00:53:05How am I not any better? What are you talking about?
00:53:08You're worse!
00:53:08I jumped in the pool, I saved your life, and now what? I'm an asshole? How am I worse?
00:53:13You're worse! Because you saved me when I was drowning
00:53:16Yeah
00:53:16Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined
00:53:20Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone
00:53:23Because you drove me to school when I was late
00:53:25Yeah, I know, I sound like such a total jerk
00:53:29You know, I don't understand
00:53:33You made me fall in love with you
00:53:38That's the worst thing
00:53:39Don't say that
00:53:40I did! I fell in love with you! I'm in love with you!
00:53:43Stop! Stop!
00:53:43And you're my brother's best friend!
00:53:45I know that! I know
00:53:46Susan, why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:52Am I crazy?
00:53:54Do you not feel anything?
00:53:56Because you're playing with my feelings
00:53:58And you can't keep doing that
00:54:01Okay?
00:54:02I want you to tell me to stop
00:54:06Tell me that you don't want this
00:54:07Tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:09I'm gonna tell you to stop, Susan
00:54:11I'm never gonna tell you to stop
00:54:18Fuck it
00:54:34I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:44Listen, you have no idea
00:54:46Every single time I saw you, it was him
00:54:48I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me
00:54:52Than just my best friend and sister
00:54:55Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:57I made a promise to run
00:55:00But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:09Or will it be wrong?
00:55:18Dollar house
00:55:19I think about you everyday
00:55:21Every morning
00:55:24Every night
00:55:26And every single time I close my eyes
00:55:30It's you that I see
00:55:33Every time
00:55:37Hey
00:55:45I want you to take me
00:55:48Right here
00:55:51Right now
00:56:05So what are we now?
00:56:11What do you want us to be?
00:56:15What do you want me to be?
00:56:18I want you to be mine
00:56:22I think I already am
00:56:27But what about Ron?
00:56:28He's going to kill you
00:56:31No, Ron loves you very much
00:56:33He's very protective older brother
00:56:35But I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:39How much I love you
00:56:46I don't know, I think
00:56:47I think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:52Just for now
00:56:55I don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:57I know
00:57:00But it's just
00:57:01For a little
00:57:03Until we find the right moment
00:57:05Yeah
00:57:07Yeah
00:57:07I don't want to hear it
00:57:10We'll be secret, Lars
00:57:27Thinking about you
00:57:37Hi, Captain
00:57:38When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:40I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:43I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you
00:57:46Oh, well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me
00:57:52Don't
00:57:52My legs are killing me and I really like your car
00:57:57Oh, I know you love my car
00:57:59Oh, I know you love my car
00:57:59He grabbed me by the waist
00:58:00Hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:02Brett, stop
00:58:04Don't read my smut
00:58:06I'm telling you
00:58:07Every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart
00:58:10Into my soul
00:58:11He trails kisses from my neck to my breasts
00:58:15Gently sucking and biting
00:58:17Holy shit
00:58:18That is literal trash
00:58:20But why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:24I feel so hot right now
00:58:29Palm's my center
00:58:31Slowly massaging my folds
00:58:33Are you away, Allie?
00:58:34Fuck
00:58:38Fuck
00:58:43Oh my god, someone's coming
00:58:44I have to go fake my own death
00:58:46Bye
00:58:46I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:07Hey
00:59:08Are you okay?
00:59:09You sounded sick
00:59:09Do you need help?
00:59:10Mind your own business, Virgin Mary
00:59:12You think just because Brett took a chance on you once
00:59:15You're on my level now?
00:59:17I was just trying to help
00:59:20Save it for someone who gives a damn
00:59:24Shoot
00:59:25I'm late
00:59:45Brett
00:59:47That's Allison's
00:59:48Uh, I found it in the bathroom
00:59:50If I'd known it was your little girlfriend's
00:59:52I never would have touched it
01:00:10See what you're up to
01:00:13Hey
01:00:14Hey
01:00:14You found my bag
01:00:15I was looking for that
01:00:16Thank you
01:00:17No problem
01:00:21Attention
01:00:22All members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:24It has been brought to our attention
01:00:26That apparently someone on this squad
01:00:28Is using illegal drugs
01:00:29I strongly suggest
01:00:31Whoever's responsible
01:00:32To come forward now
01:00:33Otherwise
01:00:34Will be forced
01:00:35To contact the campus police
01:00:37For a thorough search
01:00:38Well
01:00:40I think we all know someone
01:00:41Who would do anything
01:00:42To stop being the fat friend
01:00:44Right?
01:00:45I'm sorry
01:00:45But I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom
01:00:47Like ten minutes ago
01:00:48Excuse me
01:00:48I was fixing my makeup
01:00:50Sounded like you were retching
01:00:51And I asked you if you were okay
01:00:53Look at this
01:00:53This is perfection
01:00:55It's every girl's dream
01:00:56I don't need shortcuts
01:00:57And we all know someone
01:00:58Who could lose a little weight
01:01:00I mean after all
01:01:01Who came in with
01:01:01Zero athletic ability
01:01:03And suddenly has endless energy
01:01:04Search me
01:01:05I have nothing to hide
01:01:11Your turn Scott
01:01:13Sure
01:01:13But I
01:01:15Rita
01:01:17Jackpot
01:01:18Well well well
01:01:20Look who needs drugs
01:01:21To keep up with the real athletes
01:01:23I knew it
01:01:24No one gets that good
01:01:26That quick
01:01:27Without cheating
01:01:27Allison
01:01:29Performance enhancing substances
01:01:31Are grounds for immediate dismissal
01:01:32Of the squad
01:01:33Coach I promise you
01:01:34I've never seen those before
01:01:35Okay
01:01:36Those aren't mine
01:01:37Right
01:01:38A cheater and a liar
01:01:40Coach
01:01:41Please listen to me
01:01:42I've never seen those
01:01:43I don't know what they are
01:01:45I'm lying
01:01:46It's the only way a cow like her
01:01:47Could ever compete with us
01:01:49They're mine
01:01:49Yeah those are actually
01:01:50My vitamins
01:01:53Did you forget
01:01:54I asked you to hold on
01:01:55To my vitamins this morning
01:01:56Yeah sorry
01:01:57I should have
01:01:57Labeled them or something
01:01:59He's right
01:01:59They're just vitamins
01:02:01No they aren't
01:02:01Miss Russo
01:02:03How is it
01:02:03That you come to possess
01:02:05Such extensive knowledge
01:02:06Of these banned substances
01:02:08I just
01:02:10They look suspicious
01:02:12We were just worried
01:02:14About the integrity
01:02:14Of the team
01:02:15Yeah we wanted to make sure
01:02:16Everything was legitimate
01:02:17That's enough
01:02:18All I see here
01:02:20Are three bullies
01:02:21Trying to frame a teammate
01:02:22Rita
01:02:23You are stripped
01:02:24Of captaincy
01:02:25Effective immediately
01:02:26What
01:02:27You can't do that
01:02:28Championships are in two weeks
01:02:30Nobody else knows
01:02:31The whole routine
01:02:32I mean I know it
01:02:33Yeah every count
01:02:34Every formation
01:02:35I could step up
01:02:36And do it
01:02:38You little bitch
01:02:39You think you can just
01:02:39Walk in here
01:02:40And steal everything from me
01:02:41That's enough Rita
01:02:42My decision is final
01:02:48Listen up
01:02:49When it's Allison's turn
01:02:50For the basket toss
01:02:51You're gonna have
01:02:52A little timing issue
01:02:53You want us to drop her
01:02:54She could get seriously hurt
01:02:56That's the point
01:02:58Accidents happen all the time
01:02:59And cheerleading
01:03:00So tragic
01:03:01I can't do that
01:03:02Coach will kill me
01:03:03Fine
01:03:04And say goodbye
01:03:04To those little supplements
01:03:05That keep you fitting
01:03:06In your uniforms
01:03:07I know everything
01:03:08Girls
01:03:09Every dirty little secret
01:03:11Do exactly as I say
01:03:13Or you're gone
01:03:13Your call
01:03:14And make sure she falls hard enough
01:03:16She never gets back up
01:03:24Very sweet
01:03:27What happened back there
01:03:29How did you know that Rita
01:03:30Put those vitamins in my purse
01:03:31I saw Rita putting something
01:03:33In your bag
01:03:34So I swapped it out
01:03:37I knew it
01:03:38I knew she was up to something
01:03:40You know I heard her
01:03:40In the bathroom
01:03:41Like ten minutes before
01:03:42Jesus
01:03:43Yeah
01:03:44She was throwing up
01:03:45It was when we were
01:03:48When we were
01:03:50Having
01:03:53Bone
01:03:53Sex
01:03:55So she's the one
01:03:57Who interrupted my grand finale
01:03:59Allison
01:03:59Do you have any idea
01:04:00How hard it was to stop
01:04:02Hey
01:04:03Do you
01:04:05Do you think I'm fat
01:04:06Seriously
01:04:07Go put that garbage
01:04:08In your head
01:04:09I don't have one
01:04:09To say anything like that again
01:04:10I mean I'm being serious though
01:04:12I'm being serious too
01:04:13Allison
01:04:14Perfect
01:04:15Just who you are
01:04:15Yeah
01:04:17I'll always be there
01:04:20To catch you
01:04:21When you fall
01:04:23Always
01:04:25All right
01:04:27On the count
01:04:28You both perform
01:04:29An elevated prep
01:04:30Rita
01:04:30You're up first
01:04:31Then Allison
01:04:44Okay
01:04:44Allison
01:04:45Hey
01:04:46Great job you guys
01:04:48You killed him
01:05:12Hey
01:05:13I told you to catch you
01:05:15Brett
01:05:16You just saved my life
01:05:21I guess that makes me
01:05:22Like a bag of tree wheat
01:05:23Or something
01:05:23Are you serious
01:05:26Scott
01:05:26You bailed on the stunt
01:05:28So you could dry hump
01:05:28The football captain
01:05:29Are you kidding me
01:05:31They almost dropped me
01:05:32I could have been paralyzed
01:05:33I could have died
01:05:34That would have been
01:05:35The best news of my life
01:05:36Rita
01:05:37That is a disgusting
01:05:38Thing to say
01:05:39Leave the gym
01:05:40And think very carefully
01:05:41About your future
01:05:42On this team
01:05:45Oh
01:05:45Brett
01:05:46Thank you
01:05:47Oh my gosh
01:05:48I really appreciate that catch
01:05:50I almost had a heart attack
01:05:51All right everyone
01:05:52In light of
01:05:53Performances
01:05:54And character
01:05:56I am so proud
01:05:57To announce
01:05:58Allison Scott
01:05:59As the new captain
01:06:02Thank you
01:06:03Wow
01:06:05Congratulations Captain Scott
01:06:07I'm proud of you
01:06:08Wanna show me
01:06:09Just how proud you are
01:06:13And that's game
01:06:14State loses
01:06:1521 to 35
01:06:19Allie
01:06:20Look I know
01:06:21It's not what you wanted
01:06:22It's okay
01:06:22Because you did good
01:06:23That's all that matters
01:06:24Thanks bro
01:06:25I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:26I'll be right back
01:06:27Ew
01:06:28Don't ever touch me again
01:06:29Weirdo
01:06:30Yo
01:06:31Allison
01:06:31She is
01:06:33Looking good baby
01:06:34Y'all do private shows
01:06:35You know
01:06:36Something with a little extra
01:06:37Bump and grind
01:06:39You're so gross
01:06:41Yo what the hell
01:06:43Are you serious
01:06:44What
01:06:44What's going on
01:06:45I'm just waiting
01:06:46For the MVP
01:06:46Yo don't play with me bitch
01:06:48You've been teasing me
01:06:49For weeks
01:06:50I'm in your dreams
01:06:51How about you spend
01:06:52More time training
01:06:53On the field
01:06:53So that what happens
01:06:54Today
01:06:55Never happens again
01:06:57You think you're
01:06:58So fucking special
01:06:59Why
01:07:00You know everyone knows
01:07:01How you got
01:07:02The captain's position
01:07:03How
01:07:03By sucking
01:07:04Your way to the top
01:07:05I mean that must be
01:07:06How you got out there
01:07:07Considering how much
01:07:08You suck
01:07:09While you play
01:07:10You shameless whore
01:07:12Hey
01:07:14I'm one more
01:07:15I do
01:07:16You're defending
01:07:17Your slut's honor
01:07:18Huh
01:07:18She's a public bus
01:07:19Everybody gets a ride
01:07:23Hey
01:07:23Hey
01:07:24Hey fuckface
01:07:26You keep my sister's name
01:07:28Out of your fucking mouth
01:07:33That's enough
01:07:35What's going on here
01:07:36I mean coach
01:07:36We all saw it
01:07:37Chad was gonna hit her
01:07:39You're gonna hit her
01:07:41Get my office now
01:07:42You
01:07:43With me
01:07:44This is a really nasty cut
01:07:45Okay let's
01:07:46We should take you
01:07:47To the ER okay
01:07:49Alright
01:07:50You sure you're on me
01:07:56It's a really nasty cut
01:07:57Brad
01:07:58You could have broken
01:07:59Your hand
01:08:00Yeah well it was
01:08:00Totally worth it
01:08:02Never let anybody
01:08:03Get a bit of cheating
01:08:03Like that
01:08:05What's up
01:08:11You know I could
01:08:12Kind of get used to this
01:08:13Having uh
01:08:14Nurse Allison around
01:08:16Take care of me
01:08:17Help me out
01:08:19Yo guys
01:08:19304
01:08:20I think it's this one
01:08:21Let's go see the hero
01:08:22Oh shit
01:08:23No that's Ron
01:08:24And the whole team
01:08:25They can't see us like this
01:08:27I won't let him
01:08:29Let's tell him
01:08:30Let's tell him the truth
01:08:31In front of
01:08:32The entire team
01:08:34Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:36What am I doing
01:08:38Let's hide
01:08:38Yeah
01:08:39Okay
01:08:45Brett
01:08:46Brett you in there
01:08:47Yeah I'm just uh
01:08:48Washing up man
01:08:49God you have no idea
01:08:52How crazy you drive me
01:08:54You know every single time
01:08:55I see you
01:08:56All I can think about
01:08:57Is uh
01:09:00Doing this
01:09:03You need a hand man?
01:09:04No I got everything
01:09:05I need
01:09:05Uh
01:09:07Right here
01:09:13You gotta be quiet
01:09:17Unless you're an audience
01:09:20Brett stop jerking off
01:09:21And get your ass out here man
01:09:22Hey you know what
01:09:23It uh
01:09:23Takes me a very long time
01:09:25Assholes
01:09:36I feel what you did
01:09:37I feel what you did
01:09:40It's kinda hard to miss
01:09:42Yeah
01:09:44100
01:09:46Brett you gotta
01:09:47You gotta speed this up man
01:09:48We got your food
01:09:48It's gonna get cold
01:09:49You know my hands are soft bro
01:09:50I can help you
01:09:51Hey why don't you guys
01:09:52Just beat it alright
01:09:53I'm gonna be a little while
01:09:55Alright let's just give him some space
01:09:56Enjoy your blue balls
01:09:57Yeah don't pull muscles
01:09:59You know I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:02I think I've earned some uh
01:10:05Alison physical therapy time
01:10:07You know what I mean
01:10:08You know you could have just asked
01:10:11You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:25It's gonna be a huge hit for you
01:10:29Are you gonna help me?
01:10:32No I think I'm just gonna watch
01:10:34No I don't like the pencil
01:10:39It's gonna watch
01:10:40I'm so bad for you
01:10:43I'm so bad for you
01:10:46I'm so bad for you
01:10:46I'm so bad for you
01:10:47I'm so bad for you
01:10:48I don't know
01:10:51Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:54I've heard the half-time show is going to break the internet.
01:10:57Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:10:58Sick.
01:10:59Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad.
01:11:04Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:08I will end you.
01:11:10Leave it.
01:11:12Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:14You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:16Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:19She fought it with illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:22And her dealer?
01:11:23Look no further than your MVP, Brett Harrison.
01:11:31That's not true.
01:11:33You know what?
01:11:34I don't care.
01:11:35Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:37She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:40Just ask them yourself.
01:11:41Oh, really?
01:11:42Let's ask the squad, then.
01:11:46Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:50He said he had good stuff.
01:11:53But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:56You know, that's bullshit.
01:11:57I have proof.
01:12:01I know real doctors.
01:12:03I've got pills.
01:12:05Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:08Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:11This is insane, okay?
01:12:14I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:16Oh, sweetie.
01:12:17It's all coming out now.
01:12:18I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:21We trusted you.
01:12:22Cheater!
01:12:23Suck.
01:12:25Hey, anybody who messes with her messes with me.
01:12:28Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:30She's using you for the clout, for the status.
01:12:33Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:35Nobody.
01:12:36A total bottom feeder.
01:12:38Rudy, you know what?
01:12:38You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:40How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:41And what'd you do to it?
01:12:42You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:44Boo!
01:12:46Listen, just please listen to me.
01:12:49Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:50This is my sister, okay?
01:12:51She would never do something like this.
01:12:54And here come the pretzels.
01:12:57All right, that's enough.
01:12:57That's enough.
01:12:59Now, in light of these significant allegations, as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:05I have no choice.
01:13:07Allison Scott, you are hereby removed from your position as captain of the cheerleader camp.
01:13:12Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:16Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:19Hold on.
01:13:20Hold it.
01:13:21If you would please look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:24I know some real doctors that can help you guys get healthy at the right way.
01:13:28No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:30You'd really help us?
01:13:32Absolutely.
01:13:33Listen, you guys are never going to have to take any of Rita's take your spouse ever again.
01:13:36So, what's the catch?
01:13:38We're going to make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:40This video, this is the real conversation, not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:47Not for the drugs.
01:13:49These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:50They're vitamins.
01:13:51You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:54You want to check these out, principal?
01:13:58He's right.
01:14:00These are common supplements.
01:14:02Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:08She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply, and she's been shaming them, degrading them from the bodies that they
01:14:12have.
01:14:13Now, every body is different, but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:16Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only, because she was a threat.
01:14:20She threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad.
01:14:24And it's horrible, because Allison, she's a beautiful person, and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:29And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:33That's not true.
01:14:35He's lying.
01:14:36She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:38Lock her up!
01:14:40Lock her up!
01:14:41Lock her up!
01:14:42Lock her up!
01:14:43You fucking bitch!
01:14:44You ruined my life!
01:14:46You ruined it yourself.
01:14:59Look at you, playing the victim.
01:15:01You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:04Just when I give you a chance, you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:09Nothing but a little...
01:15:10Shut up, dude.
01:15:11Shut up.
01:15:12What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:13I don't have to do anything.
01:15:14You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:17Mr. Williams!
01:15:21Apparently, we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you from various female students.
01:15:27As of now, you are officially suspended from all school activities.
01:15:31What?
01:15:32No!
01:15:33My father...
01:15:33Your father may have his name on the library, but I assure you, his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:39You can take him away.
01:15:41Artie's over.
01:15:41Let go.
01:15:42No!
01:15:42I'll throw you off!
01:15:44It isn't over!
01:15:47And as for you, Ms. Scott, on behalf of the entire administration, I would like to apologize to you for
01:15:56everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:57And as of now, you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:03You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:08Thank you, Principal.
01:16:09All right, everyone.
01:16:10Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:13I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:14But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:16So let's cheer on our Wolves!
01:16:20Let's win!
01:16:33Let's win!
01:16:34The State University wins it all!
01:16:40It's a great game!
01:16:49Woo!
01:16:49Woo!
01:16:52Woo!
01:16:53Woo!
01:17:00Woo!
01:17:04Hey, Allison.
01:17:08The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:13Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, right?
01:17:17I think he knew before we did.
01:17:19I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:21I love you too, quarterback.
01:17:32I love you.
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