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05:58I came here, uh, to the bank, and you need, now you please say something.
06:07Social security number?
06:14Um, you don't know you're social?
06:16No, I do. It's just that my mom, she knows the shit out of it.
06:24Fill this out. Bring it back.
06:27Is, uh, is this the right...
06:31Yep. Yep. Okay.
06:37Hey! Uh, so, they were all out of chocolate chips, so I got you carob.
06:41Oh.
06:42Yeah, I debated not telling you how to go.
06:45Oh, you know, I always thought the world was gonna be waiting for me, and instead, everyone's annoyed that I'm
06:50here.
06:51No, that's hard. So, update. Full profile in the post.
06:54Is this Kyle? This is Kyle. $200,000 payout, and, uh, oh, Doja Cat reposted that Kyle's a V of
07:00our G.
07:01Gross.
07:02No, voice of our generation.
07:03Oh, gross.
07:06This is crazy.
07:08Yeah, and, okay, I wouldn't say this to anybody else.
07:11Oh, you're jealous.
07:12I'm jealous.
07:13You're jealous.
07:14And, okay, obviously, no, obviously I'm not saying that I want to be molested.
07:18No, you're not, you're not saying that, but you are, you're jealous of the victim.
07:21No, I just can't believe that someone we know is a big fucking deal already.
07:23God, came up behind him in the cubicle. What was this guy thinking?
07:27Kyle's boss? Honestly, probably wasn't.
07:31No, seriously, we did a whole story on it at work.
07:33Half the time, men don't even realize when they cross the line sexually.
07:37Half the time?
07:38Yeah. No, it's fucked.
07:40Oh.
07:43Hey, you don't think I've ever, like...
07:45What?
07:46Like, crossed the line sexually.
07:49Just a mirror.
07:51No, obviously not. I mean, when would you have crossed the line?
07:53I don't know. You just said that men don't realize half the time, so half the time I wouldn't realize.
07:58Do not spiral. You are an actual baby angel.
08:00And on the spectrum of men, kind of a little bitch boy.
08:04No, I mean, it's a good thing. It's a good thing.
08:06Okay, it's a good thing.
08:07Also, please just focus on fixing the hot water.
08:09I swear, if I get ringworm from a work shower, I'm giving it to you.
08:12Okay.
08:17Oh, my...
08:24Hey!
08:25Hey!
08:26Come here, sir.
08:28Yeah.
08:35Hey, uh, do kids your age give a shit about Al Gore?
08:41Oh, um...
08:42Uh, I don't... I don't know if...
08:45See, she doesn't know who that is.
08:46It's okay. Put the Kyle kid on for 8.30.
08:48Kyle Haberman?
08:49Yeah.
08:51Yeah, I actually know him.
08:53If...
08:53Do you?
08:54We were actually just talking last week.
08:57See? All the kids love Kyle.
08:59Get him in slide A.
09:00Yeah?
09:01Thanks, Bobby.
09:02Okay, close the door.
09:03Billy.
09:06Billy.
09:07Billy, Bobby.
09:08Like, why does anyone name Kendall Liz anymore?
09:13Oh, Sammy.
09:15This is so nice.
09:16I'm really glad that you reached out.
09:17I know.
09:18Same.
09:21Um...
09:21And, hey, um...
09:24I don't know if you heard about this stuff with, like, Kyle Haberman or whatever.
09:28That whistleblower kid?
09:29Yeah.
09:30Oh, yeah. Don't you know him?
09:33Yeah, I do.
09:35It's just, you know, had me thinking a lot about, like, my own relationships and, you know.
09:42And I don't know if you know this, half the time, men don't even realize when they cross a line
09:47sexually.
09:48Whoa.
09:49Yeah.
09:49Really?
09:50So, I just wanted to do some reaching out and check and see.
09:57Sammy, no.
09:59You never crossed the line.
10:00No, you're good.
10:01Okay, right?
10:03That's...
10:03You?
10:04That's what I thought, but, like...
10:05No, you're good.
10:06But, no, that's...
10:08Oh, thank God.
10:09Yeah, cheers.
10:10Okay, cheers.
10:11Cheers.
10:12Cheers to that.
10:13Yeah.
10:14I...
10:15Wait, wait.
10:17Wait, there was that one time?
10:19Remember fall break?
10:21What?
10:21We slept together.
10:22I was, like, way too drunk.
10:24Like, like, like, gone.
10:27But, no, no, nothing besides that.
10:30Besides that?
10:32I mean, you did sexually assault me.
10:37You should stop.
10:39Yeah, you should stop.
10:41Do it a lot.
10:42Oh.
10:52Samir, you have to eat.
10:53I'm serious.
10:55Samir, we talked about it.
10:56Like, we all spoke about it.
10:58And we do feel like it's not cancelable.
11:00Maybe I should just call her and apologize again.
11:03Sammy, no.
11:04Carly said she was fine.
11:05So don't even worry.
11:06We're not going to move out.
11:07Oh, you're not going to move out?
11:08Of my parents' house where you live for free.
11:11Okay.
11:12Now that's...
11:13Oh, my parents.
11:14How am I going to tell them about this?
11:16Ew.
11:17Sammy, leave your parents alone.
11:19Let them fuck their way through the national parks in peace.
11:22Yeah, I don't think this really crosses, like, the parent threshold, my man.
11:25Yeah, exactly.
11:25Parents are for murder and carpet stains.
11:28Anything in between that is, like, for a cool aunt.
11:30Oh, yeah.
11:30Do you have a cool aunt?
11:31I don't know.
11:32Do you want to live with her?
11:33I don't know.
11:34Does she have hot water?
11:36I'm working on it.
11:37Oh, okay.
11:37Now I do have to go and get ready for another day as my office's resident youth expert.
11:43Oh, my God.
11:44Is that still happening?
11:45Yeah.
11:45The other day, my boss asked me, what is a Jojo Siwa?
11:48I really don't know how I'd answer that.
11:49That's actually a good question.
11:50That's a really good question.
11:51Oh, and, uh, yes, my boss did get Kyle on the show.
11:55And, yes, I have decided that I am genuinely happy for him.
11:59Hills, if you want to get ahead at work, you totally can, you know?
12:02Like, now is the time.
12:03You're kind of in the window.
12:05Oh, yeah, that's true.
12:07Wait, what window?
12:08What?
12:09Girl, the window.
12:10You know, like, the week after a sex scandal or, like, a race whoopsie when everyone is,
12:14like, terrified of all the young people in their office.
12:17Okay, so I just...
12:19So you use the window?
12:20Yeah.
12:20Okay, these people are, like, in their 50s.
12:22They're so old.
12:22Make them think you could cancel them on an app they don't use.
12:25Yeah.
12:25It's true.
12:26My buddy did it right after Kavanaugh became the youngest partner in his law firm.
12:29It works.
12:30Mm-hmm.
12:31I don't know.
12:32Isn't it sort of...
12:33Fucked?
12:34Gross?
12:35Manipulative?
12:36I don't...
12:36Yeah.
12:36No, it's all of those things, but...
12:37Yeah, I mean, it is.
12:38It's honestly up to you, Billy.
12:39But in a week, the window will close.
12:41And then everyone goes back to not giving a shit.
12:43So I would just, like, think about it.
12:45Shh, shh.
12:46Kelly?
12:47Oh.
12:48Yeah, I'm gonna be camera off today.
12:50Yeah, I'm in the office.
12:52Yeah.
12:52There's just, um, some construction in my cubicle.
12:58Yeah.
12:58Oh, it's getting louder.
13:02And you know what's messed up?
13:04After all I've been through, this house of depravity still stands tall.
13:09And to that, I say, knock it down!
13:14Knock it down!
13:16Knock it down!
13:17Knock it down!
13:19Come on, say it.
13:20Knock it down.
13:21Anton, this is nice.
13:23We are being nice.
13:24I'm supporting you, supporting Kyle.
13:26And I'm in support of us getting lunch after.
13:28Oh, yeah, some of the victims were saying they were gonna get sushi after.
13:31You met the victims?
13:33Are these people not victims?
13:35Oh, hey, Kyle!
13:36Hey!
13:37Hey, Kyle!
13:38How are you?
13:39Oh, my God.
13:40It's so good to see you.
13:42Where's the rest of the con?
13:43It's a commune, huh?
13:43Billion Smear finally said to fuck.
13:45Oh, that is genius.
13:47No, but she did actually pop a pimple on his ass last week.
13:50Which is, like, fifth base.
13:52Oh, my God.
13:54Dude.
13:54Okay.
13:55Totally.
13:56Um, Kyle, you were literally so fucking good up there.
13:59Your boss is deaf gonna kill himself when this airs.
14:01Congrats.
14:02Thanks.
14:03Um, also, what's happening next?
14:04Are there more speakers or...?
14:06Nice.
14:06One and only right here.
14:07Oh, totally makes sense.
14:08Okay, well, if you need someone to, like, keep the crowd hot, I am an experienced organizer.
14:12Hyphen extrovert.
14:13That would actually be super dopey, but I don't think they're gonna let you on stage without one of these
14:18guys.
14:19Wow.
14:20Okay, so that just says victim.
14:21Okay, so I don't have one of those, but I do have...
14:24You don't have two.
14:24Okay.
14:26How's that?
14:26Okay, um, and also, I also have...
14:30Child of immigrants?
14:31Your parents are from London.
14:32And I also have...
14:35Sex worker?
14:36Mm-hmm.
14:37Yeah, she reads horoscopes on OnlyFans.
14:39At the end, I should haul.
14:42Um, yeah, I mean, I guess you could try and, like, roll the dice.
14:46Oh, awesome!
14:46Oh, genius.
14:47Oh, no.
14:48New York City!
14:50Woo!
14:51Are we having fun?
14:53Well, Kyle wasn't when he was touched at work.
14:57Did you get the new Chiron?
14:58Yeah.
14:59No?
15:00The other one?
15:01No, not that one.
15:02Not that one.
15:04Not...
15:04Yeah?
15:06Great.
15:06Randy!
15:07Hi!
15:08Um, I was just hoping to chat real quick, if you had a sec.
15:11Um, so, obviously, I've been here for a minute now, as you know.
15:15Uh-huh.
15:15Um, and I love running copies.
15:17I feel like I'm engaging with every aspect of the company, but, you know, I do...
15:22I just...
15:23I feel like I might be ready for some more responsibility, if that makes sense.
15:28Shit.
15:28Jason, Kyle Kids are doing a fundraiser.
15:30Get a crew together now, please.
15:35Just with everything going on right now...
15:39...in this climate...
15:42...I would just hope that my company would support me as a young person.
15:49Yeah.
15:50Yeah, you're absolutely right.
15:53Uh, really?
15:54I...
15:54Yeah.
15:55You know what?
15:56Let's do a meeting.
15:57Yeah.
15:59Uh, Monday.
16:00We free Monday?
16:00You free Monday?
16:01Yeah.
16:01Monday, we'll bring in Chuck.
16:03We'll bring in, uh, Laura.
16:05Laura's gonna want to poach you for some field work.
16:06I mean, that...
16:07I, but, uh, yes?
16:09Yeah, thank you.
16:10Monday is...
16:11Let me check.
16:12Monday is great.
16:13Yes.
16:14Thank you.
16:15Thank you.
16:16Great work today, Billy.
16:17Thanks.
16:18Um, okay.
16:19Well, I will...
16:20...see you Monday.
16:22Really?
16:23That's...
16:24Oh.
16:25Oh, my God.
16:26That's great to hear, because...
16:27Oh.
16:28It's weird.
16:29Like, obviously not.
16:30You were always, always respectful.
16:33Okay?
16:34Because...
16:35This other girl said she was too drunk one time,
16:37and I just...
16:38I feel like that's not me, you know?
16:41Sorry, what are you...
16:43What are you doing?
16:45I'm not...
16:45I'm not, like, doing anything.
16:46I just wanted to...
16:47What, are you trying to, like, coalition build with me?
16:49Is that why I'm here?
16:50Is that...
16:51Is that what it sounds like?
16:52You drag me all the way to Queens,
16:53and I can say,
16:54Oh, don't worry, Smear.
16:55It's totally okay what you did to that poor girl.
16:58Oh.
17:01Okay.
17:03Um, you know what?
17:05Maybe you should just give me that other girl's number.
17:08Might be better if we spoke directly.
17:11I'll just call you a car.
17:12Yeah.
17:13As well.
17:13Yeah, I'm gonna go.
17:19Here on Irving Avenue,
17:20the next generation is gathering to say
17:22business as usual is not gonna cut it anymore.
17:25And it's all thanks to this young man,
17:28Kyle Matthew Haberman.
17:30Yeah, and then we go to Kyle,
17:31and Kyle's gonna talk about the movement.
17:33and then you're perfect, Billy.
17:35Yeah, I almost thought you were him for a second.
17:37Ah!
17:38Yeah.
17:39My boss groped me.
17:40What?
17:43Kyle's boss groped him.
17:45That's right.
17:45I'm Kyle.
17:47We are Kyle.
17:51Aw, look at her.
17:52She is always on the clipboard.
17:53Thank you for coming.
17:55We thank you.
17:56For the cause.
17:57For the cause.
17:57For the cause.
17:58Yeah.
17:59My love.
18:00Issa.
18:01Yeah.
18:01You're doing too much.
18:02Okay, just because you don't believe in causes.
18:04No, I believe in causes.
18:06Name one.
18:07Andre Brittany.
18:08Oh, and Black Power.
18:09You know I can't say anything to that.
18:11Yeah.
18:12Either way,
18:12this is important to me
18:14so I need you to support me in my cause.
18:17And I do.
18:17And Kyle's behind you.
18:18Who?
18:19Oh, Kyle.
18:19Hi.
18:20You look amazing.
18:21Thanks.
18:21People just like gif me shit now.
18:23It's wild.
18:23It just like shows up at my door now.
18:25Wow.
18:25Yeah, super cool.
18:26Cool, but anyway,
18:27I was looking at the rally schedule.
18:28I think there was something so dope
18:30that we could do at Pier 6.
18:31Yeah, no, no.
18:31Yeah, and we'd die.
18:32Anton.
18:33Do you do blah?
18:36I mean, no,
18:37but yeah,
18:38yeah, I'll do that.
18:39Yeah, let's go.
18:40Anton, what are you doing?
18:41You haven't even made a placard yet.
18:42Can you just...
18:43Well, make me one.
18:43What did we just say
18:44about supporting the cause?
18:45I am supporting the cause.
18:46More than anyone.
18:47I'm going to go do coke with the cause.
18:49So, I do have to go.
18:50Anton.
18:51But I love you.
18:52Hi.
18:53Never surrender, girl.
18:55Hey, how's it going?
18:57Awful, actually, so.
18:58Wait, how'd it go with your ex?
19:00Not good.
19:01Uh, bad, actually.
19:03Sammy.
19:03Yes, yes.
19:04I'll never get a job
19:05because I am a sex pariah.
19:07No.
19:08Yeah?
19:08No.
19:08Oilers still doesn't work,
19:10but it's good.
19:11Paul Baker can have my room
19:12because I will be in sex prison.
19:15Sammy, we would not take your room.
19:17We would, like,
19:17make it into an art studio.
19:18Also, do you have a dollar bill?
19:19I think they need to do coke for activism.
19:21Yeah.
19:24Just be safe.
19:25Thanks.
19:26Oh, my God.
19:26Wait, so that means that the window, like, actually worked?
19:28Oh, it worked.
19:29Meeting is Monday.
19:30Promotion is imminent.
19:32And thank you.
19:33I just have this deep sense of, like,
19:35I'm tracing the outline of who I am as a person.
19:38Oh, my God.
19:38Was that beautiful?
19:40Absolutely.
19:41Cheers, Billy.
19:42Cheers, Paul Baker.
19:43So, wait, when's the big meeting?
19:44Oh, Monday.
19:45Because after that, the window closes,
19:47and that's literally the only reason
19:48why any of this is happening.
19:49Wow.
19:51Wait, even though Monday's a holiday?
19:52Paul Baker!
19:53Hey, what's up, man?
19:58Yes, okay?
19:59I feel like the three of us could win the amazing race.
20:01I do.
20:02I do.
20:03Hey, babe.
20:04Hey, so good to see you.
20:07Samir?
20:08Hey.
20:10Isa's friend, Leah.
20:11Yeah, yeah, hi.
20:13Did you make a sign yet?
20:15No, uh, but I'm gonna, I'm, like, just...
20:18That's fucked up.
20:19No, I am literally about to make...
20:21No, I'm just messing.
20:22I'm messing here.
20:23Yeah.
20:23No, but seriously.
20:24Isa told me about your ex in the hole.
20:29Oh, she told you about that?
20:32No.
20:32No, no, no.
20:33I'm...
20:34I'm with you, okay?
20:35I'm for the boys.
20:37Listen to me.
20:37This is why you can't get finger banged anymore
20:40without signing a fucking contract first.
20:42Oh.
20:43Oh.
20:44Okay.
20:45I could...
20:46No, I guess it is weird right now.
20:48It's so weird.
20:50It's really weird.
20:51Huh.
20:53Anyways.
20:54No, no, that's all you.
20:55Please.
20:56No.
20:56Okay.
21:01Because, you know, we could also go together.
21:08Um, would I have to sign a contract first, or...?
21:12Yeah.
21:13My lawyers are already in there.
21:14No.
21:15Come on.
21:16Wait, what sign are you?
21:17Sagittarius.
21:17Oh, my...
21:18I don't know my sign, but I feel like I'm a Sagittarius.
21:20Hey, can you pass me that line down there?
21:21Oh, my God.
21:22Thanks.
21:22So, guys, we're just gonna move down the line.
21:24What does Kyle's movement mean to you?
21:28Me?
21:29Yeah.
21:34We are Kyle.
21:36I'm sorry?
21:38You're...
21:38We are Kyle?
21:44Uh...
21:45We have all of it?
21:47Oh, Randy!
21:48Hey, Billy!
21:49Great job today.
21:50Oh, thanks.
21:51Um, hey, so I just realized our meeting Monday, we're actually off work.
21:54So, I was thinking, what if we...
21:57Right.
21:58You know what?
21:59We'll do it next week.
22:01Or, I'm around right now if we want to give Chuck and Laura a call.
22:04No?
22:05Actually, crap.
22:06Chuck's gone next week.
22:08Chuck's gone next week.
22:09We'll do it the week after that.
22:10The week after that.
22:11You know, um...
22:12Yeah, or...
22:13No, Sochi.
22:15Laura is in Sochi.
22:17Yeah, it's not gonna work next week.
22:18Um, how about February?
22:20Feb's wide open.
22:21Okay.
22:22Uh, uh, sure.
22:23Yeah.
22:24Ha!
22:24Sure.
22:25Yeah.
22:25As long as you still give a shit by then.
22:28Sorry?
22:31No, I just mean, um, you know, with everything going on right now in this climate, I just,
22:37I hope that you still give a shit about women.
22:45Excuse me?
22:48Just that...
22:51You should remember to be careful.
22:55I think you need to go home, Billy.
22:59Yeah.
23:03Don't come in one day.
23:05Do you mean Tuesday?
23:07Or...
23:07That too.
23:18I'm in trouble.
23:19I'm so glad I met you tonight.
23:22It's so liberating to meet a guy who just doesn't give a shit.
23:27Don't give a shit.
23:28Yeah?
23:28Yeah.
23:29Okay.
23:30Spit in my mouth.
23:32Spit.
23:32Spit in your mouth?
23:33Fuck yeah.
23:34I know.
23:35Come on.
23:37Just spit.
23:38I'm trying, I'm trying.
23:39I want to give you what you want.
23:40Okay.
23:41Why are you going...
23:42Just spit.
23:43I'm gonna show you.
23:44Ready?
23:44Okay.
23:45Oh, yeah.
23:46No, that's good.
23:47Thanks for showing me.
23:49Do you like that?
23:49Do you like being washed?
23:51Huh?
23:52You like that?
23:53You like that?
23:55Right?
23:56You're a bad boy.
23:57You're a bad boy.
23:57I'm a bad boy.
23:58No, I'm a bad boy.
23:58Oh, fuck me?
24:00What?
24:00While I put my face under.
24:03For drowning or...?
24:05Yeah?
24:06Yeah?
24:06Is that a problem for you?
24:07If you drown, is that a problem for you?
24:10Oh, when's the last time you peed?
24:18Sorry, I can't, I can't do this.
24:22You're being a little bitch, aren't you?
24:25I'm a bad boy.
24:25Yeah, sorry.
24:27This is why I don't do fundraisers.
24:29I love you, friends.
24:33Hey, look who it is.
24:35Ugh, you showered?
24:36Lucky.
24:37How'd it go with that girl?
24:38Good.
24:39Well, no, bad, technically.
24:42But she is cool.
24:43Also, Carly's fine, I think.
24:45See?
24:46I told you.
24:46And on the spectrum of men, I might just be a little bitch boy, which is good, I think.
24:54Okay, um, now I am gonna go shower because I did bring conditioner.
24:58Ooh, I love you.
24:59I love you.
25:00Wait, wait, wait.
25:00Don't.
25:02I've got you.
25:08Hey, so I think I lost my job tonight.
25:15Hey, I...
25:16What is happening?
25:17We still cost coke and now we're fixing the boiler ourselves.
25:19We're being our own beater heaters.
25:24So, we're gonna replace the boiler with a 50-gallon water.
25:26Okay, I got the tape.
25:27Topwise is right.
25:28That's right.
25:29Counterclockwise.
25:30Hey!
25:31Hi!
25:32He's here!
25:32Quick, Billy, quick.
25:33There's a bottle of Samir, baby.
25:34You have to pick one.
25:35Come on, pick one.
25:36Give me one.
25:37Come on.
25:38This is even crazy.
25:39Why is it ticking?
25:40Why is that ticking?
25:41Guys, we're moving now.
25:43Why is it ticking?
25:44I got the tape.
25:45Yeah, yeah.
25:45Okay, um...
25:46Hold the flashlight, please.
25:48Okay, so it sounds like it might explode.
25:51I'm on it.
25:51Where can I help?
25:52What can I do?
25:53It's ticking lasts over one minute total.
25:55There's risk of immediate decapit.
25:56There's a paywall?
25:57No, there's always a paywall.
25:58Hey.
25:59Hey.
26:00Are you good?
26:00I'm good.
26:01Are you good?
26:02Because if you're not good, then I'm not good.
26:04I'm good.
26:05Okay.
26:06Okay.
26:07Look at these things.
26:10You know what?
26:12We're going to be good.
26:15Still not high.
26:16You know what?
26:16Oh.
26:17There's people like I got people.
26:21People.
26:23People.
26:25People, people.
26:27Dance it on me.
26:28People like I got...
26:59Ha ha, good of business.
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