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05:34Görüşmek Kir�.
05:35¿ Scary, Don? I can follow bath pearls?
05:37You can.
05:40WAATHLIN
05:40My present this week?
05:42A Globe bar!
05:44I know you like a drink...
05:46I like a drink.
05:47Why not get pissed on top of the world?
05:51Vomit on whales or whatever you like to do
05:54Which crearGI yaz entry.
05:55Whatever.
05:56Şöyleser
05:57That would be interesting.
05:59Christopher Haydun
06:00BUcotat
06:02I'll do that.
06:07the prize
06:08me
06:08if i opened it to get myself a drink and nick was in there
06:13khalif
06:13khalif
06:14khalif
06:17five to want are you ready
06:20yeah
06:21one point if you're rubbish bath pearls
06:23uh you'll take two points and thank me for it
06:26two to sophie three incredible
06:28and you can't thought you get three for that tad
06:30what's
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06:34Bu ne?
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07:00Bir sonraki videoda görüşmek üzere.
07:00Evet, bu ne?
07:02Bu ne?
07:04Bu ne?
07:06Bu ne?
07:07Bu ne?
07:08Bu ne?
07:10Bu ne?
07:12Bu ne?
07:19Bu ne?
07:20Bu ne?
07:21Bu ne?
07:24Bu ne?
07:25Welcome to my flexible work space.
07:28Sediğrei.anut
07:29これ? An
07:30Ifin hermy. Bu
07:31http Tagen..?
07:36Bakın."
07:38ALYήσ .
07:38Lan'ın
07:42mı?
07:43Bu ne? Bu biraz
07:45ne. Kalender.
07:48Bu yine là?
07:48denen! linkedin.
07:50CRALI! A
07:51Minute.
07:53Adam tak, aslında.
07:53Buna Marcus, freek birşey.
07:54Ya.
07:55Player a new tradition to celebrate Assistence Day.
08:01Kıya presentin初 bir üldü.
08:04Bir üldü.
08:05İndiaların adıyla bir düzü.
08:08İndiaların şutlarla.
08:10G钱 mean soru.
08:11Hemenin ciğerleri garip.
08:11İnsanlar böyle bir üldü.
08:13Bir tanımır.
08:15Hemenin için günler.
08:16Son günler.
08:21Ah, 20.
08:24There is an Assistance Day, an official, professional admin.
08:27Right. Well this is going to help us a little bit.
08:30Yeah.
08:31Oh.
08:32Christ.
08:33It's my fault.
08:33Yes, okay.
08:35I feel like Assistance Day is for one day you are the assisted.
08:38You'll help me.
08:41There was a man called Butch who broke this table.
08:44Really?
08:45Yeah.
08:46The guy.
08:47I'm trying to think about you.
08:49You've got your beard.
08:50You've got your clipboard.
08:53Personality?
08:54You've got a great personality.
08:58Erm...
08:59Have a little walk and a little think.
09:01Mm-hm.
09:04APPLAUSE
09:08I hope he comes on the show and he meets Alex,
09:11that's what a nice guy he is.
09:12But I hope this task that he's set,
09:15once and for all reveals what a disgusting egomaniac
09:20and what an absolute narcissist he is.
09:23Hmm.
09:23Erm, but I'm happy to let you have your moment.
09:25Assistance Day it is.
09:26Thanks, Greg.
09:28Let's crack on.
09:29Okay.
09:30First to celebrate Assistance Day are Soph and Steve.
09:34Here we go.
09:35Right then.
09:36I'm ready, I love it.
09:37You got it?
09:37I've got it.
09:40Oh!
09:44On Assistance Day we shout hooray!
09:48We drink a toast to helping folk.
09:58Hey!
10:00See you next year?
10:01Yeah!
10:02I'll see you at Assistantbury.
10:03Bye-bye.
10:03Take care.
10:13Thanks, Sophie.
10:15Thanks for the song.
10:16Da-da-da!
10:17Da-da-da-da!
10:18Assistance Day!
10:26I mean, I imagine there are PAs across the land screaming into their hands.
10:31That's just the song.
10:33Assistants get to sing that song.
10:34Tick that box, check off the list.
10:36Yeah, yeah, we saw it.
10:40It's a reminder of how busy they are.
10:42Right.
10:43Is it something you'd enjoy doing?
10:44I did enjoy doing it.
10:45Once a year?
10:46Yeah.
10:46For ten seconds?
10:48Both of those things made me very happy.
10:50I think great minds think alike.
10:52Yeah.
10:52I think it's what kicks off Assistance Day.
10:55What, a forward roll with a glass of water?
10:57Yes!
10:58You did promise me you knew the trick where you could do a roly-poly
11:01and keep the glass of water full.
11:03Yes, I did.
11:03Neither of us could do that.
11:08My God.
11:09What a terrible start.
11:12Right.
11:12Well, that's the end of part one.
11:13And there will be more Assistance Day celebrations coming up in part two.
11:17Thanks, guys.
11:19Lovely to...
11:20Oh!
11:21LAUGHTER
11:30Hello, and welcome to Taskmaster, where, for some grim, vain reason,
11:34we're celebrating the man next to me.
11:36Not satisfied with flogging the format around the world, are you?
11:39Do-do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do.
11:41Assistance Day.
11:42Now it's time for some more admin adulation with John and Joanne.
11:47What an assistant loves more than anything else on earth is paper.
11:50It's your photocopier, it's your printer, it's your to-do list.
11:54So, come over here, because we're going to make you your Assistance Day paper suit.
11:59Great.
12:01So you're just going to chill out today and enjoy your Assistance Day,
12:06just to make sure you don't try and assist, because that is your natural way.
12:10OK.
12:11We're going to go and say no to the bad man.
12:14Right.
12:16Shoulder to elbow, please.
12:1933 centimetres, was it?
12:21Mm-hm.
12:21Just need to sew these together.
12:24There we go.
12:28Here he is, OK?
12:31Repeat after me.
12:33No!
12:34No!
12:35I'm my own man today.
12:37I am...
12:38I am my...
12:39Own man.
12:40I am my own man today.
12:42Not today, Satan.
12:45Come on, it's your day.
12:48Not today, Satan!
12:50Good boy.
12:51Yeah?
12:51You're doing so well today.
12:53And we do this every...
12:54Once a year.
12:55Once a year.
12:55Now, you're going to have to assist me a bit while you're in the pram, because it's...
12:58you're heavy.
12:59Is it a pram?
13:00Yes, of course it's a pram.
13:00What else is it?
13:01I thought it was a regal trolley.
13:03Tomato, tomato.
13:20No!
13:21No!
13:22No!
13:23No!
13:23No assisting today.
13:24It's my day.
13:26No!
13:26But you are going to have to get me my lunch, though.
13:29Oh, really?
13:29Yeah.
13:30You want it now?
13:31Yeah.
13:32Will you help...
13:33Wait there.
13:33I'll get the menus.
13:35Will you help me out?
13:36No.
13:40Take a load off your boxes.
13:42Cheers.
13:43Thank you so much.
13:47I love Assistant's Day.
13:57Not today, so too.
13:59Yeah?
14:00I mean, I sort of get... I get the logic. Why should they have to walk on that special day?
14:04Exactly.
14:05And Alex is...
14:06He...
14:06He assists...
14:07He's assist...
14:08He's assistable.
14:10He's...
14:10He's assisting by nature.
14:12Is this a remix?
14:14LAUGHTER
14:17His natural way is to assist and help, so the only way to stop him assisting is to...
14:23Put him in a pram.
14:25I like the empowerment.
14:26You were getting him to show...
14:27Yeah.
14:27Sort of...
14:28He was asserting himself.
14:30Yeah.
14:30I did enjoy it.
14:31I felt quite emboldened.
14:32Did you?
14:33No!
14:33What?
14:35You look like a helpless adult in a trolley.
14:39John, I would like to celebrate your tailoring skills.
14:42It's an amazing paper suit.
14:45LAUGHTER
14:45My question is, have I missed a metaphor outside of it's an assistant who's covered in paper?
14:52LAUGHTER
14:53Before Assistant's Day, assistants get to dress in their favourite thing, which is paper.
14:58Is it?
14:59Yes.
15:00LAUGHTER
15:00Because they love paper. Also, I didn't want to...
15:03LAUGHTER
15:05I think the basis of your celebration is that all assistants love paper.
15:09Yeah.
15:10Big time.
15:11Have you seen this guy's dressing room?
15:12It's like a hamster's cage.
15:15LAUGHTER
15:16I just think it's going to depress assistants.
15:20Who's next?
15:21It's Nick Mohammed.
15:23How are you?
15:24Well, I'm great, because it's Assistant's Day.
15:25It is, it's Assistant's Day.
15:26OK, so here we go.
15:28Well, this is sort of specifically for you, but also for assistants sort of everywhere.
15:35You ready?
15:37Ha-ha!
15:38OK.
15:43He assists us and helps us, he's persistent and selfless.
15:48He's Alex Horne, he is quite tall, a welcome thorn in all our sights.
15:53Not just there for the ride, he is there by your side.
15:58When things get tough, when things get weird, he's always there with his nice beard.
16:03But this is a song for assistants worldwide, for their endless assistance to all humankind.
16:13An assistant's existence should not be downplayed.
16:18So on this day, let's celebrate and appreciate and ruminate on Assistant's Day.
16:24Assistant's Day, Assistant's Day, and specifically, Alex Horne.
16:34APPLAUSE
16:34Thank you.
16:37APPLAUSE
16:38I feel like it's a bit too serious, Nick.
16:41I think they don't have a breakdown, but I felt quite emotional, too.
16:45LAUGHTER
16:45Because I was just like this.
16:48LAUGHTER
16:49Sing to me, Nick.
16:51LAUGHTER
16:52I thought it was really lovely, Nick.
16:54Thanks, Greg.
16:54And where do you imagine it being played at the beginning of Assistant's Day,
16:57or is there an event of some kind?
16:59Ah.
16:59I think it's that kind of thing, almost like a Christmas carol.
17:03So I think you can sing it maybe up to the lead-up to Assistant's Day.
17:07Really?
17:07And then on the day itself.
17:09And then maybe the day after, but not much.
17:10Oh, OK.
17:11LAUGHTER
17:12I guess on the day after it might start to grate.
17:15Yes.
17:16LAUGHTER
17:16I'll give some points out.
17:17OK.
17:18We're saying Sophie one point and deservedly so, aren't we?
17:21Right.
17:21I celebrated the Assistant, didn't humiliate the Assistant.
17:25Yeah, fine, you can have two points.
17:27LAUGHTER
17:28And you'll thank her for that.
17:29I think I'm going to give the paper suit three points.
17:31I'm going to give Joanne four.
17:32You know, I've been horrible to him over the years, so...
17:34Yeah.
17:35He should have one day off.
17:36Thank you, Joanne.
17:47APPLAUSE
17:52Can I have a scoreboard, please, Alex?
17:54Yes, and once again, it's 777 at the top.
17:57Joanne, John and Steve, joint leaders.
18:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:02Right, what have we got next then, Alex?
18:05Well, this is a task where they all participated in our progressive
18:08aerobic cardiovascular endurance run, and I'm not even joking.
18:11Stop it. Here we go.
18:12LAUGHTER
18:26Joanne McNally.
18:28Alex... whatever.
18:29Alex Horne.
18:32Lovely to see you.
18:33Absolutely lovely to see you too.
18:36John!
18:37Alex!
18:38Right, ooh.
18:40Ooh, it jumped off, Sophie.
18:41I know, it's ready for me, that's what it is.
18:43Have you been up too much?
18:45Erm...
18:46No, I've just been preparing every possible outcome for this task,
18:49so whatever it is, I'm pretty sure I've already thought of it.
18:52Oh, here we go.
18:54Ha!
18:54Peg a b****d sock.
18:56Bin an a b****d sock.
18:58Then p****d well don a s***d sock on a s***d appendage.
19:02Then p****d well don a s***d sock on a s***d appendage.
19:07Peg bin don.
19:09Peg bin don, is it?
19:11So, okay, so I'll get that.
19:12Throw one, one on the peg, put one on me body.
19:17Each single f****d action must take place between b****d bleeps.
19:23Most b****d bleeps g****d wins.
19:26Sounds like my mother.
19:28Your f****d time f****d well starts when the f****d bleeps start and f****d ends when you miss a f****d bleep.
19:35It's really fun to do that, isn't it?
19:37The warning, the bleeps will start far apart, but they'll get closer.
19:40Oh, like the bleep test at school.
19:41It's like the bleep test at school.
19:42Your time starts when the bleeps start and ends when you miss a bleep.
19:47Peg bin.
19:51And then don.
19:53Does that make sense?
19:55Er, not really.
19:56Let the bleeps come in.
19:57Oh, God.
20:00APPLAUSE
20:03Tell me about the bleep test at school, Nick. What was that?
20:06When you all sat down on the one end of the sports hall and they do a bleep,
20:10and then you run to the other end and you've got to run back before the sound of the next
20:15bleep.
20:15Am I the only one who hasn't done the bleep test?
20:17And then they speed up, then they decrease.
20:18You've all done the bleep test?
20:19Sorry.
20:20I haven't done a bleep test, Greg.
20:22Ah, I see.
20:23Yeah.
20:26I see what's happening here.
20:28Of course, our version of that was we used to ride a penny farthing to school.
20:33There is one more thing I want to say.
20:36Appendage.
20:39Appendage.
20:39Appendage.
20:40I'm appalled at myself.
20:41I have a degree in English.
20:42I'm embarrassing.
20:43LAUGHTER
20:45OK.
20:46First up, it's John and Nick.
20:49Appendage.
20:52Pegbindong.
20:53May the bleeps commence.
20:55Will they be...?
20:56Oh, that's a bleep.
20:57OK.
20:57So, peg a bleep.
20:59Don't peg a bleep.
21:00No, I won't.
21:01Oh, you tied it to the sodding thing!
21:06Is there a key for that?
21:12You've done one.
21:13Peg.
21:14I'm going to take off the cloak.
21:16Oh, that was a bleep.
21:24There's got to be a key for that bin.
21:25That's awesome.
21:26I expect so, yeah.
21:30Over the shoe.
21:31Lovely.
21:35What's your system here, Nick?
21:38There and back, there and back.
21:39Yeah, lovely.
21:40You've pegged and you've been done.
21:45Peg, bin, done.
21:46Now, what I'm thinking is, um, just move everything a bit closer.
21:50Oh.
21:54Oh, yeah.
21:54I see.
22:05You found the key?
22:07Yeah, I found the key.
22:10Must be before the next bleep.
22:13Yeah, it's on.
22:14Just in time there, Nick.
22:15It was on.
22:18Fuck.
22:29Peg, bin, done.
22:38Oh, there's a key on it!
22:46Don.
22:49Don.
22:49Peg, bin, Don.
22:51Peg is next.
22:52Peg.
22:58Oh!
22:59Oh, did you miss one?
23:01Oh.
23:02You covered a lot of ground there.
23:03Woo!
23:04Woo!
23:06Peg.
23:07Bin.
23:09Don.
23:09Peg.
23:10Bin.
23:12Don.
23:14Oh, I missed the beep.
23:16Oh.
23:17Bye, John.
23:20APPLAUSE
23:21It's quite incredible.
23:22Seriously, you take some things.
23:24Even I started to think it was a fucking sport for a while.
23:27Well, when you've been playing Peg, bin, Don as long as I have...
23:31Yeah?
23:32..you just want to try it in different terrains, different, uh,
23:35weather conditions and stuff.
23:36It was a nice day.
23:37The wind was in a good place for me.
23:40LAUGHTER
23:41The sun was shining.
23:43This is a great post-match interview.
23:44I'm really enjoying it.
23:46Nick?
23:47I did write down that you take defeat well.
23:49Oh, thank you.
23:50Something in it.
23:51I genuinely believe that you learn a lot more from failure than success.
23:55Yeah.
23:55But which do you prefer?
23:58LAUGHTER
24:02What's that?
24:02It's me savouring success.
24:04Oh.
24:05It's just how I do it.
24:07What about when you fail?
24:10BUZZER
24:10I don't know why I did that.
24:11Is that me shitting?
24:14I don't know...
24:15Is that me pooing myself?
24:16I just had a real out-of-body experience where I just realised I was doing that
24:19and it was...
24:19it was being filmed.
24:22I think maybe all the sarcastic things I've said to you have built up
24:25and that was the release.
24:26Yeah, it came out.
24:26LAUGHTER
24:28Right, that's the end of part two.
24:30Alex, please, would you perform a haiku for everybody?
24:34GOOOOOO!
24:35LAUGHTER
24:36Comedy!
24:43APPLAUSE
24:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:47APPLAUSE
24:47Hello there!
24:48Welcome to third party's show where there's an old-school bleep test underway.
24:53Big time, yes, they've got to peg a sock, bin a sock,
24:56then don a sock on an appendage.
24:58Each action taking place between the bleep.
25:01So let's see how Sophie and Joanne got on.
25:04BUZZER
25:05So it's peg first.
25:06Good.
25:07Pegasock.
25:08Yeah.
25:08It doesn't say peg to the line, sure it doesn't.
25:10Oh!
25:11Thinking outside the box.
25:13Oh, so you've just pegged it.
25:14OK.
25:16BUZZER
25:16Do you think binning means putting it in a bin or are you just going to bin it?
25:19I said get rid of it.
25:20Fine.
25:21It's up.
25:21It's up to you.
25:22Oh!
25:23I have it.
25:24I'm bringing them all to the same place.
25:26Right.
25:29And here's an appendage, isn't it?
25:31That's an appendage, yeah.
25:32Lovely.
25:32Lovely appendage.
25:33Oh, no!
25:35Oh!
25:36Put me onto my basket.
25:37Sorry!
25:40Cool.
25:40Are you happy with your technique?
25:43Lovely.
25:46Right.
25:50It's very casual.
25:51It's very casual, isn't it?
25:53We could have brunch.
25:57Lovely.
25:59OK.
25:59Peg.
26:06So it's in the head as an appendage?
26:07Yeah.
26:08It's a head, isn't it?
26:09Yeah.
26:18An appendage is just something that you might stick a plaster on intact.
26:23Which is a head.
26:25In my case.
26:29This is the sportiest thing I've ever done.
26:31It's a...
26:32Oh, Jesus.
26:35Uh-oh.
26:39Oh, no.
26:39Appendage.
26:40God, he's really complicated.
26:42Peg.
26:43Yeah, you'll be quick now.
26:44Right.
26:45Sorry.
26:46Oh, no.
26:47Peg.
26:47Oh, no, I lost my peg.
26:49Oh, no.
26:51It's intense, that one's tough.
27:12Thank you.
27:16Thank you.
27:18Thank you.
27:19I've heard of them.
27:19It can.
27:20It's a dictionary definition.
27:22Get rid of.
27:23To bin it up.
27:24They still existed, they're just behind her.
27:26Bin it.
27:26I'm aware of the casual use of bin it.
27:30I just don't know that I approve.
27:30I think it's people like you who are bringing our country down.
27:33LAUGHTER
27:35Who's next?
27:36OK.
27:36Finally, it's time to see the multi-award winning actor and writer,
27:39Steve Pemberton.
27:40In a different sort of light.
27:43OK.
27:45Oh, box!
27:49Oh, orange peg for an orange sock.
27:51Bonus points.
27:52Most bleeps wins.
27:53There I've got to bin a sock before the next bleep.
28:00After the next bleep.
28:01So where's the bin?
28:02There's a bin here.
28:04You ready for your sock?
28:05Yes.
28:06You hungry?
28:07I'm starving.
28:08You want a sock?
28:10Yeah, give me a sock.
28:11You sure?
28:12Yeah!
28:12Give me a sock now!
28:14All right, you can calm down.
28:15Don, stop being a b****der!
28:17Give me a sock!
28:18Oh, Jesus.
28:19There's your sock.
28:23Hey, rude bin!
28:25OK, don a sock on an append...
28:32I mean, I'm happy to count the swearing bleeps as bleeps,
28:36because it won't affect the scores.
28:38LAUGHTER
28:38What was your favourite swear word you used?
28:42Um...
28:43LAUGHTER
28:44LAUGHTER
28:46It's just a bit of fun.
28:48What's your favourite swear word?
28:49Jizz?
28:50Yeah.
28:52Dublin.
28:54Can I have some scores, please?
28:55Steve managed to generate a total of 15 bleeps.
28:58Nick, 22.
29:00Sophie, 30.
29:01Joanne, 42 bleeps.
29:04John, 43.
29:05So he gets the five points.
29:07APPLAUSE
29:07There we go.
29:08Well done.
29:12OK.
29:13Do you think we can have one more task, Alex, please?
29:15Mm-hm.
29:15It's time to go back...
29:17off-head...
29:18to the lab.
29:19LAUGHTER
29:35Hello.
29:37Hello, Sophie.
29:38Ha-ha!
29:39Short back and sides, please.
29:41Ahem.
29:43Ahem.
29:45Sorry, I enter.
29:46Sorry to enter a room.
29:49Ah, I can see myself on the back of my head.
29:52Very rarely you get to see that.
29:54Ah, yeah.
29:55The old task.
29:56Yeah, I'm afraid so.
29:59Make...
29:59That's written backwards.
30:01Oh, no.
30:02God, that's hard, isn't it?
30:05Heen.
30:06Hoob.
30:07Heeb.
30:09That's an S, isn't it?
30:10They look like A's backwards on this typewriter.
30:12They too.
30:13Neat.
30:13Ooh.
30:14Oh, yes.
30:17Be my...
30:19Hold on a second.
30:20You're only...
30:23Be our bumble.
30:25LAUGHTER
30:26There's something going on, isn't there?
30:28Oh, for Christ's sake.
30:30Right.
30:32Uh, make the back of your head look like the front of a head.
30:35Make the na...
30:36Make the back...
30:37of your...
30:39kneeb...
30:40What's a kneeb?
30:42LAUGHTER
30:43Make the back of your head look like the front of your head.
30:46You may not just make a mask.
30:48You must demonstrate your new front of head in action.
30:52Most characterful back front head wins.
30:56Is there anything else in the room that could help you read that, do you think?
30:59Oh, my...
31:04That is a really good trick, I have to say.
31:07You have 15 minutes.
31:09Your time starts...
31:11One.
31:12Typo.
31:14Finally.
31:15Your time starts one.
31:17It's now backwards.
31:19OK.
31:21Most characterful back front head wins.
31:24All right.
31:26So...
31:28I would imagine it's a bit of yellow.
31:33Oh, no, that's mine, precious.
31:37Can you see my nostrils?
31:38Biggest I've ever seen.
31:42So, that's what the catch-ups have.
31:44Mm-hm, obviously.
31:45She's the kind of person who listens to Gloria Gaynor.
31:49Let's dive in.
31:51What are you thinking?
31:53Hello.
31:54This is very Blue Peter back in the day, isn't it?
31:57How old is she?
31:59She's about 15.
32:00Been through the menopause.
32:01She's on H&T.
32:03Oh, God.
32:04I hear you for this.
32:07APPLAUSE
32:10Well, I'm very much looking forward to meeting the lady
32:12who's into Gloria Gaynor and is...
32:16..menopause.
32:17You know that I am what I am.
32:18She's got to accept herself.
32:20Yeah, you've got to, haven't you?
32:22Good.
32:22So, we're doing some back-of-the-head characters.
32:24Yes, most characterful back-of-head wins.
32:26Let's start with Sophie and Nick's characterful creations.
32:34Hello, where's the party at?
32:36Oh, hello.
32:38Oh, hello, welcome to the party.
32:39Yeah, I'm having a great time.
32:42I don't know what your name is.
32:44Death.
32:45Death? Right, hello, Death.
32:52Hello.
32:54My name's Lesley.
32:56And I'm ready for my song.
32:58Hello, Lesley.
33:00Ooh!
33:02Ooh, ooh!
33:05Ooh!
33:07Ooh!
33:09Did you write that yourself, Lesley?
33:11It's about my divorce.
33:12Oh, sorry to hear that.
33:14Yeah.
33:15Did he leave you or did you leave...?
33:17He left.
33:18He left.
33:19It was hard.
33:20I'm back.
33:22I'm back.
33:23Thanks for inviting me.
33:26Pleasure, Death.
33:27Hang on.
33:28My straw's come out of my mouth.
33:31There we go.
33:33There you go, that's all right.
33:36Go, Lesley!
33:38You know?
33:39Woo!
33:41Woo!
33:44APPLAUSE
33:48Did you feel there was some doubt in your eyes when you said,
33:52that was all right?
33:54There was a touch of doubt.
33:55I think I got really fixated on the party blower thing.
33:59But I loved the party blower thing.
34:01So did I, but then that's the only thing it could do.
34:04Not so.
34:04The monocle swivelled into place.
34:08That's true.
34:08There was a lot of moving parts to that face.
34:11I think I'm too into it.
34:12Yeah.
34:13I'm all right with that.
34:16Um, is Lesley the middle-aged lady?
34:19She was from Sesame Street.
34:21LAUGHTER
34:22I was just expecting something a little bit more realistic.
34:26I thought, I'm going to get drawn into a woman's, a woman's struggle here.
34:30You know, someone who's been through something.
34:32Yes!
34:32And then, there was just some goon with a sheet in two big...
34:36LAUGHTER
34:37..two big bog lights shall have taken to the back of her head.
34:41I think you saw her, though, didn't you?
34:42I saw her, right.
34:43Lesley, she was there, she was with you.
34:44She was there.
34:45I enjoyed it.
34:47Albeit low-scoring.
34:48OK, I'll be there.
34:50OK.
34:51That's three-quarters of this fine episode gone.
34:53There's a massive chocolate ball and a mooning moon up for grabs to hurry back.
34:56We'll see you soon.
34:57APPLAUSE
35:06Hello! It's the final part of this show.
35:09And there's still a task to complete in the lab.
35:11Yes, that's right.
35:12Our cast are trying to make the back of their head look like the front of a head.
35:16Most characterful back-front head wins.
35:18Steve Pemberton and Joanne McNally are next.
35:21Oh, and here they come right now.
35:24Put them all up.
35:26Put them all up.
35:28I'm undefeated.
35:30In 18 fights.
35:33Roach like a battleship.
35:35Sings like a wasp.
35:38So, go on.
35:39He fell asleep on the plane.
35:41He took his phone, pointed it to his face, opened it and went into his DMs.
35:45I went into his DMs.
35:47He's fucking cheating, isn't he?
35:49Some flair called Barbara fucking all over him.
35:52Sending naked photos and everything and he's asking for it.
35:57Come on, Alex.
35:59I'm going to take you up.
35:59Come on, are you a man or a mouse?
36:01Come on!
36:01Oh, you want me to come and fight you?
36:02I want you to come and fight me!
36:03I'd love to.
36:04I can take you.
36:07Are you a southpaw?
36:08Oh, yeah.
36:11Oh, you got me really good.
36:13I love you, Adrian!
36:17You're joking.
36:18Fucking you, he was cheating.
36:20Fucking you.
36:21When the fans face down during dinner and they bring it to the toilet.
36:24That's it, innit?
36:25That's all I knew.
36:26He was mugging me off.
36:27Didn't I?
36:29I'm writing.
36:40Well, I first saw it, Steve.
36:42And you go,
36:42I thought, yeah, he's lost his fucking mind.
36:46And then I went cauliflower ears.
36:48Clapper.
36:48It was all edible.
36:49Orange peel, tooth, banana nose, coffee pot eyes.
36:52Coffee pot eyes.
36:53Yeah.
36:53And that cauliflower stained, that has turmeric cauliflower, which stained my hair for about
36:57fortnight afterwards.
36:58And those elastic bands left welts in my face that meant we had to delay filming by quite some time
37:04before they calmed down again.
37:06Wow.
37:07Joanne.
37:07I mean, I...
37:08I hated that woman.
37:10Yeah.
37:11I'm sorry to the people of Essex.
37:13I can't do accents.
37:14Oh, she was from Essex?
37:16Yeah!
37:17I thought she was Welsh.
37:18I thought she was Welsh.
37:18It was kind of...
37:19It was a Gemma Collins character.
37:21Yeah.
37:21Were there any rules that Joanne broke?
37:24No, the one rule was you can't just make a mask.
37:28But she didn't just make a mask.
37:29OK.
37:30It was far more creative than that.
37:31Oh, it was very creative.
37:32I loved the duality of flipping between the two characters.
37:36It's not quite serious all of a sudden, doesn't it?
37:38Yeah.
37:38She did also say,
37:39Oh, so it's just sticking shit to the back of my head, is it?
37:41Yeah.
37:43That's more like it.
37:44We're back in the game.
37:46Well, just John left.
37:47And that means this is either very good or absolute horseshit.
37:51All right, then.
37:52Well, finally, it's our resident reanimator.
37:54It's John Robbins.
37:58Hello.
38:00How are you doing, Wembley?
38:01Are you OK?
38:02Eh-oh!
38:05Eh-oh!
38:07Eh-oh!
38:08Eh-oh!
38:09Eh-oh!
38:09Eh-oh!
38:10Eh-oh!
38:11Eh-oh!
38:12Eh-oh!
38:13Eh-oh!
38:13Eh-oh!
38:14Eh-oh!
38:15Eh-oh!
38:16Eh-oh!
38:16Eh-oh!
38:17Eh-oh!
38:17Eh-oh!
38:18Eh-oh!
38:18Eh-oh!
38:20Eh-oh!
38:21Eh-oh!
38:26Eh-oh!
38:31Eh-oh!
38:31İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
38:34İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
38:35Bir sonraki da %Gelişim yapabildiği bir şey oldu.
38:37En bir sonraki
38:41İlalasın'daki freddy danı!
38:44Evet, ne kadar?
38:46Çok farklı ki çalışma, bu altyazı.
38:52İlk olarak yazmak zorunda, bu altyazı?
38:55Evet, bu.
38:57İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
39:27Bir ya!
39:28Gawarekan 2 points is like Jesus Day!
39:312 points each.
39:33BERGIN
39:59İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
40:00Hi baby boy.
40:02Oh, hi Dad.
40:06Who's going to read the task out?
40:07Joanne McNally, please.
40:09McNally.
40:10It's with you.
40:12Bounce a ball on the bar.
40:14In round one your ball must bounce once before falling off the bar,
40:18in round two your ball must bounce twice before falling off the bar,
40:23and so on.
40:24Each player has one life,
40:26most correct bounces wins.
40:27They can make one mistake.
40:28One mistake in total in the whole game.
40:30Got it.
40:30Can you choose when to use that life?
40:35You want to use it in a previous task?
40:41Oh right, no, I get it.
40:45So John is up first.
40:46Let's play ball.
40:48John, grab a ball, bounce it once on the bar.
40:54He has made it through.
40:55It was a classic side bounce.
40:56It was a side bounce.
40:58Following suit.
41:01Well done.
41:02Lovely stuff.
41:04Next up it's Steve Hammond.
41:06Oh!
41:08I meant it!
41:12Feeling all right now?
41:13I'm all right.
41:18If anyone can mess this up.
41:22Oh!
41:23Oh!
41:24Oh!
41:25Oh!
41:25It's now round two.
41:26Two bounces on the bar please.
41:40Oh!
41:41Oh!
41:43Oh!
41:44Oh!
41:44No one's using the full length of the bar.
41:45İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
41:47Sonемiz teşekkürler.
41:57İzlediğiniz için teşekkürler.
42:03Son Kontraitlerim'de?
42:05Bir sonraki videoda görüşmek üzere.
42:06Son Kontraitlerim'de?
42:08Şefsi bir?
42:12İzlediğiniz için teşekkürler.
42:13Bersan'ın bir!
42:15İzlediğiniz için teşekkürler.
42:15Tamam, tamam.
42:16Bu ne?
42:17Bir tane daha iyi.
42:18Bir tane daha giymiş.
42:21Öğrençle.
42:22Bir başlayışma.
42:25Güzel.
42:27Y rpm.
42:28Bir tane.
42:29Yüzüne kadar.
42:35Bir tane.
42:37Bir tane.
42:37Güzel.
42:41Bir tane.
42:43Bir tane.
42:43Bir tane.
42:442
42:46Duh duh
42:49Sofie, please make your way to the bench
42:52So, John, you're up
42:543 bouncer's please
43:04Ohhhh
43:05Well, it'll be useful in round 5
43:16Ohhhh
43:16On the bench, you may still make it through if the others don't
43:22Hmm
43:24Hmm
43:28Yes
43:28Yes
43:30Ohhhh
43:31It was close
43:32That was 4
43:33So just one fewer and you'll be through
43:35OK
43:40I don't remember the times I have a strategy
43:42I don't know if it's a fucking strategy
43:45Yes
43:50So if Nick fails here, Joanne is the winner
43:52It's 3
43:533
43:54And you have no lives
43:55So this is it
43:55This is potentially the end game
44:00Oh, hello
44:05Just one trick shot too far, wasn't it?
44:09Ohhhh
44:10Ohhhh
44:12Ohhhh
44:12Ohhhh
44:13Ohhhh
44:13Ohhhh
44:14Ohhhh
44:15Ladies and gentlemen, the winner
44:16It's all 11!
44:20Come down and join me
44:21We'll run back to the final scores
44:30So Sophie and Steve came joint 4th
44:32You get 2 points each
44:33Nick and John joint 2nd
44:344 points each
44:35But the best bouncer was Joanne McNally
44:40So it means that Nick has had a solid episode
44:44Your joint 3rd with Steve
44:46Joanne a strong finish on 19
44:48But John is the winner again with 21 points
44:50CHEERING
44:54John Robbins wins
44:56Please go and scoop up your splendid spheres
44:59CHEERING
45:01See you next time for the final
45:03But now please applaud tonight's worthy winner once more
45:07It's John Robbins
45:36APPLAUSE
45:38It's John Robbins
45:39Thank you
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