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06:43Nói, một lần nữa.
06:44Nói, một lần nữa.
06:45Nói, một lần nữa.
06:45Đói, một lần nữa.
06:46Cảm ơn.
06:49Tôi rất là một lần nữa, chứ, anh bạn.
06:53Nói, hãy subscribe cho các bạn, Greg.
06:56Má tập và tập và tập và tập.
06:57Oh, bingo!
07:12Nói, một lần nữa.
07:16Alex.
07:16You've got lovely wrists.
07:18Do you mind giving me your wrist?
07:20Which one?
07:24Let's just finish the afternoon.
07:27Cảm ơn.
07:28Thank you.
07:29All right.
07:30Ready?
07:31Yes.
07:32Put the most wetsuits on mannequins.
07:36The mannequins must be wearing their wetsuits properly.
07:40Also, you must tiptoe throughout.
07:42And put your finger on your lips and say shh at least once every 20 seconds.
07:48You have 15 minutes.
07:50And you're gonna give me the buzz for that 20 seconds?
07:54Yeah.
07:54A very small electric shock.
07:55OK.
07:56It seems cruel, but OK.
08:00That'll buzz every 20 seconds to remind you to shh.
08:02To remind you to shh.
08:05To remind you to shh.
08:07OK.
08:08Your time starts now.
08:10Tiptoe, please.
08:11Oh!
08:18Who would like to see Matthew adopt his tiptoe position?
08:23Oh!
08:29Oh!
08:31Oh!
08:33Oh!
08:34Oh!
08:35The toxic masculinity coming off you is disgusting.
08:40Right.
08:41I'm going to start by showing you three people, including Matthew,
08:43trying to put wetsuits on mannequins whilst shushing.
08:47And those people are Manzoukas, Elghori, and of course, Peyton.
08:51Where are the mannequins?
08:52Tiptoe, please.
08:52Tiptoe, please.
09:16Tiptoe, please.
09:17There's nothing in there.
09:17Shhh!
09:18Shhh!
09:19Why is this locked?
09:20Alex, do you know where the key to this is?
09:22Yeah.
09:22Can you tell me?
09:24Uh, normal place.
09:27Shhh!
09:30Well, here we go with the nonsense.
09:32Here we go.
09:33There's a lot of key there.
09:35Shhh!
09:35Is there a key in there?
09:37In the lollipop?
09:41Oh!
09:42Under doormat.
09:43Thank you.
09:45Oh, my God.
09:47I'm not going to get anything done.
09:49This has got something to do with it.
09:52I'm...
09:53F***ing hate me.
09:55Oh, my God.
09:57Sorry, it's dead.
10:00Shhh!
10:01Shhh!
10:04Where are the wetsuits?
10:11That's crafting materials.
10:13Where are all the f***ing wetsuits?
10:16I see my wetsuits.
10:22I've located several mannequins.
10:25I'm not certain I should be whispering.
10:27I can't find you in the wetsuits.
10:30You've got ten minutes to go.
10:35I can't find you in the wetsuits.
10:40Get a wetsuit!
10:42Oh!
10:43How much time do we have left?
10:44Five minutes to end it.
10:46Go ahead.
11:01One minute.
11:04In, in.
11:05It's in, it's in, it's in.
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21:32OK!
21:33Em...
21:33What are your answers?
21:34Cold,
21:36disgusting,
21:37heavy.
21:38OK, well, let's see.
21:39Here's the truth.
21:49That's great.
21:52What is it?
21:53It's vegan mayonnaise.
21:55Vegan mayonnaise?
21:55Mm-hm.
21:56Delicious?
21:57No.
21:583 to 3.
22:00Nailed it.
22:00Very good.
22:06Really good.
22:07You're now going to see Jason and Stevie either lying or not lying,
22:12so watch closely.
22:14OK.
22:16Heavy.
22:17Heavy.
22:18We want it as heavy as possible.
22:21OK.
22:22OK.
22:29OK.
22:32Hey, Stevie.
22:32Hiya.
22:33I made you some tea.
22:34Thank you so much.
22:35You're so relevant to the task.
22:36Ah.
22:37Ooh.
22:42All right.
22:43OK.
22:44Cheers.
22:45Bottoms up.
22:51That's absolutely delicious.
22:53Oh!
22:54Really?
22:55Sure.
22:58That's pretty good.
22:59That's pretty good.
22:59That's pretty good.
23:00I found it on.
23:01Yeah.
23:02Before the dressing star, I'd just like to point out that those two have the energy of an educational theatre
23:08group.
23:09OK, guys.
23:10Let's talk periods.
23:14Right.
23:14Team of three, what do you think?
23:15I think it's light and they thought the sound of the pebbles would make us think that they'd kept them
23:20in.
23:21I think it was really hot.
23:22I think it might be a talent that she's got where she's like, I can drink really hot stuff.
23:26And I think it was hot.
23:27I agree.
23:28I think it was cold like ours because the steam disappeared immediately.
23:31It didn't.
23:31No, it still kept a little bit.
23:33I think they just did a better job of not having...
23:46Like a fawn that had been scared.
23:48You did the thing as well, the little thing.
23:54Sorry, the audible ice cubes, I think that's what got us.
23:58Not your acting.
24:00And I think it was delicious, but it hit the back of his throat and made him gag.
24:04Do you think?
24:05I think it was disgusting.
24:06I'd back yous whatever you said.
24:07I promise I won't kick off.
24:10LAUGHTER
24:10So we're going light, hot, delicious.
24:15If you fucking get this wrong.
24:18LAUGHTER
24:18This is what I was afraid of.
24:20Well, let's see how many of the three you got right.
24:22Oh, no.
24:23Here we go, guys.
24:25OK.
24:28Now, we've got to empty it.
24:30So, I just want to make sure there will be a cut here, right?
24:33Yeah, yeah, OK.
24:35Please tell us, what was in the cup?
24:37Cold water.
24:39What was in the tube?
24:41Marmite.
24:42Peanut butter.
24:43Water.
24:45And...
24:45gravy pellets?
24:47Bisto.
24:48Oh.
24:48Bisto.
24:51Really nice.
24:52It was fine.
24:54Two out of three.
24:55Not bad.
24:56I'll do anything.
24:58APPLAUSE
24:59Whoo!
25:01Well, has another part break come along quickly?
25:03Same drill, you do what you want, me and Alex will do our thing.
25:08That's...
25:09LAUGHTER
25:15APPLAUSE
25:19Hello, mate.
25:21Welcome back to Taskmaster Part Three.
25:23Good morning, darling.
25:24Now, we're going to see all of them lying or not lying about whether they've met the same famous person
25:30and whether I'm behind a shower curtain.
25:33Weird, isn't it?
25:34Good luck.
25:34Here we go.
25:37Welcome.
25:38Alex Horne is behind the curtain.
25:41Please show them.
25:46Hello.
25:46Disgusting clipboard.
25:48Ta-da!
25:53So, I met James Bay.
25:55My husband Chris is a comedian and he was doing the comedy...
26:02Where did you meet James Bay?
26:04I met James Bay at Old Trafford.
26:07Charity football match.
26:10Yeah, I haven't met him.
26:11I'm not famous enough.
26:12She hasn't met James Bay.
26:13Sorry.
26:13We've met James Bay.
26:14We've met James Bay.
26:15Nice guy.
26:16I've met some famous people.
26:17He's been loads of famous...
26:18Oh!
26:19I've met Tom Cruise.
26:20Oh!
26:20I've met Tom Cruise.
26:21No, you haven't.
26:21I tested for a Mission Impossible movie.
26:24For, like, one of the computer guys.
26:25He was leaving as I was coming in and he was like, hello.
26:28I used to be a journalist.
26:29But he walked right past me, but he did go, how you doing?
26:31Yes!
26:32That's enough, isn't it?
26:32Yes!
26:33Tom Cruise.
26:34Mm-hmm.
26:36Interesting.
26:36I think maybe the team of three should do the guessing.
26:39Mm-hmm.
26:39And I don't want to influence you.
26:41But if you're behind the curtain for Jason and Stevie's attempt,
26:45I will pull my trousers and pants down.
26:48LAUGHTER
26:50That was very good.
26:51You make your own decision.
26:52I thought he might be behind the dummy that they were punching.
26:55That's what I thought.
26:56And that, I will come to regret that.
26:58Technically behind.
27:00OK.
27:00And the famous person?
27:02I doubt it.
27:03I doubt it.
27:03Yeah, I doubt it.
27:04I've seen all of Mission's Impossible's.
27:06He ain't in it.
27:07OK.
27:08That's a lie.
27:09So it's a lie.
27:10One or both of them.
27:11So we're saying no to the famous person, yes to me being behind the shower.
27:14Yes.
27:15All right.
27:15Team of two.
27:16What do you think?
27:17Now, who is it that you guys are saying you've met?
27:19I don't know him either.
27:21The singer James Bale.
27:22Possibly they've met him because he seems very accessible.
27:25He's not Tom Cruise.
27:26No offence to James Bale, his loyal friends.
27:29He's really famous.
27:31He's genuinely really famous.
27:32He's from Hitchin.
27:33Oh, in that case, OK.
27:35In that case, they're definitely not bluffing because that's huge.
27:40Let's say it.
27:40I think they met him.
27:41And then is Alex behind the thing, they took the clipboard out?
27:44No, I think they balanced the clipboard on a mannequin and then did that.
27:48All right.
27:48So let's find out if they were telling the truth.
27:51Hello, team.
27:52Hello.
27:53Please raise your hands if you've met James Bale.
27:59BUZZER
28:00Have you met Tom Cruise?
28:02No.
28:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
28:19So, do some summaries.
28:21Well, not before you take your trousers and pants down.
28:29I am a man of my word and I told you, you would all get an opportunity to see me
28:35take my trousers and pants down.
28:36But I didn't say when or where.
28:39I'm going to meet you all individually.
28:42That's the time and place of my shoes.
28:45We're all looking forward to that.
28:46But that final round really changed things.
28:48It turned out that the team of three ended up getting four out of the five right.
28:51The team of two only got three out of the five right.
28:53So, the team of three get five points.
28:55It's up to you how many the team of two get.
28:57We should give them three points.
28:58Three to the team of two, five to the team of three!
29:00APPLAUSE
29:04Very good. What's next, please?
29:05We are going to have a glorious yet infuriating lightbulb moment.
29:21Hello.
29:23Lovely smile.
29:25You too.
29:37Tell Alex why the lightbulb turns on.
29:44You may not touch or tamper with the lightbulb.
29:49Fastest correct answer wins.
29:51Your time starts now.
29:53Now, I don't understand what that means.
29:58So, I need to...
30:01APPLAUSE
30:06I don't know how the lightbulb turns on,
30:08but Rosie was certainly having a good time.
30:10I was about to say a bit.
30:11Let's see some stuff.
30:12Yes, it's not how it turns on, it's why it turns on.
30:14And first to go, it's Rosie Ramsay and Matty Batty.
30:18Sheesh.
30:19LAUGHTER
30:23No.
30:27Ooh.
30:30How did the pictures turn on?
30:34The speed of light.
30:37Is it when I talk?
30:39No.
30:39When I...
30:41Smile?
30:42No.
30:45When I look at it, do you turn it on when I...
30:48LAUGHTER
30:50I don't...
30:51Oh!
30:54Oh, there's another...
31:00Fastest wins, remember?
31:02Right.
31:03Oh, my...
31:04Oh, my word.
31:04Right.
31:05Read this out loud and in full.
31:06If you fail to read this out loud and in full,
31:09you will fail the current task.
31:13Ahem.
31:14Dear Rosie, congratulations.
31:16You have looked under the table and found this.
31:18A letter just for you.
31:19This is bullshit.
31:20This is gonna be bullshit.
31:21If you didn't have such curious instincts,
31:23you wouldn't now be reading this personal note.
31:26No, this is bullshit.
31:27I think you are funny.
31:28I like your hair.
31:30In almost every drawer,
31:31on almost every shelf,
31:32beneath almost every stone...
31:34I've always thought you're the sort of person
31:36who would look under table.
31:38The truth is our taskmaster is not just about the taskmaster.
31:41You're a humble person.
31:42I don't know what to embarrass you.
31:44Like, you discover there's a little box inside your mouth.
31:47It's about opening that box and that is something like...
31:50OK, then.
31:51I'd better go now.
31:52Well done again on finding this valuable paper.
31:55OK, carry on.
31:56Yours, Greg.
31:57That's...
31:58That's...
31:59That's not anything, is it?
32:00I don't think that means anything.
32:01Right.
32:02Yeah, you've got to tell me why the lightbulb turned off.
32:05What's this?
32:05Plus two, plus two, plus two.
32:09It's a spatial expressions.
32:15It's extraordinary.
32:21I've got to cry.
32:22Can you cry on cue?
32:23Probably.
32:24It's worth a try.
32:30OK, yeah?
32:32Oh dear.
32:41It's not crying, is it?
32:43No.
32:43No, OK.
32:44You want a smile?
32:46You mentioned my smile when I came in.
32:48Something to do with facial expressions.
32:51Two times.
32:52Is it smiling?
32:54And then being sad.
32:56And then smile.
32:57And then being sad.
33:01Two seconds after I smile.
33:03I've stopped the clock.
33:04When I smile, and then I go sad.
33:06Two seconds later, it goes on.
33:09I'm going to stop the clock.
33:10I'm going to stop the clock.
33:18I'm going to stop the clock.
33:21I'm going to stop the clock there, won't they?
33:22Rosie crying.
33:23Matthew appeared to have some sort of existential crisis.
33:26It's nice to have a task that fractures your relationship with the concept of smiling.
33:31LAUGHTER
33:34Exactly what we hoped for.
33:35Rosie thought it might be smiling very early on and then moved on very quickly.
33:38But you got it in the end, in 16 minutes 54.
33:40Matthew, 13 minutes 54.
33:4213?
33:4313, yeah.
33:44Wow, it felt like a lot longer.
33:48Right.
33:49Soon, someone will be taking home a liar and a fanny.
33:53Which reminds me of a date with my ex.
33:55LAUGHTER
33:56As in, she was dishonest and her name was Fungita.
34:05APPLAUSE
34:11Hello! Here we go. It's the final part of the show and there's a really annoying tusk in play.
34:17They're the best ones.
34:18And now it's Jason and Stevie's turn to work out what's turning the light bulb on.
34:23All right. Let's see.
34:25I'm going to try...
34:30It's when I tip to the right.
34:32It's not.
34:34I'm going to put raisins in this little hole.
34:36Can't imagine this is what I'm meant to do, but there is something oddly satisfying about it.
34:41No, you look happy.
34:42I appreciate it.
34:45You're looking at me as a red herring.
34:50Plus two. Plus two. Hmm. I'll do two raisins.
34:55I... Oh boy.
34:57That only tells me I'm on the right path.
35:03Is it every time I look at the bulb?
35:10Oh, I hate it.
35:20You haven't put the bulb on for eight...
35:22What?!
35:33If you've turned that bulb on...
35:40Is that you?
35:41No.
35:43Looks like you.
35:45Is it when I make this space?
35:49Nope.
35:51Fuck off!
35:55Speed of light, question mark miles, divided by two seconds.
35:59What do you want me to do with that information? Like what? Speed of light?
36:04So that is relevant.
36:05Oh, is it? This clue is relevant to the goddamn task? Shocking.
36:11It's almost like he's asking me how many miles...
36:15smiles...
36:16smiles per two seconds.
36:19So I go off two seconds after I put raisins in the little hole?
36:22Here we go!
36:24No!
36:25I mean...
36:26No.
36:26No.
36:27Oh, wait a minute!
36:29Oh, gosh!
36:31Oh, gosh!
36:32No!
36:35Does it go after?
36:37Two seconds after I'm angry.
36:38Two seconds after I've laughed.
36:40After I say, okay.
36:41Two seconds after I'm thinking.
36:44It's everything in my power right now to not flip this table.
36:48Is it two seconds after I stop smiling?
36:51Can you try it out?
36:56Ah!
36:57Ah!
36:58Yes!
37:02The light goes on two seconds after I stop something.
37:06I've stopped the clock, but I need you to go now because I need to take that box apart because
37:09it's full of raisins.
37:10You know what? Put some water in.
37:12You'll have grapes.
37:14LAUGHTER
37:18APPLAUSE
37:19Oh, God.
37:20I don't think so far we've seen you quite as crazed during a task.
37:24I think it really got to you, right?
37:26Yeah, that was the angriest I was.
37:27But what a celebration.
37:30LAUGHTER
37:30Jason?
37:31Yes, Greg?
37:31I thought it was quite clever, um, on the first attempt of popping raisins into the little hole.
37:36Yeah.
37:36I was less convinced of your intelligence by the third time you started.
37:41I'm not going to lie, they cut many times out.
37:44Yeah, yeah.
37:45Do you want to tell us how they did?
37:47Yes, Stevie, you were 28 minutes.
37:49Oh, my God.
37:49Jesus Christ.
37:51What about old raisin popper?
37:54Yeah.
37:5552, 52 minutes.
37:58LAUGHTER
38:03We had a six-minute debate about whether it's math or maths.
38:07Can you cut it?
38:07We had to cut it, Jason.
38:10Now, this'll be interesting.
38:12Can the angriest Taskmaster contestant of all time...
38:16Can she even smile?
38:18We don't know.
38:20We don't know.
38:22You're quite right, Greg.
38:23It's time for fabulous fattier final.
38:26What's this? Can I use this? Ooh.
38:31SING
38:31What happened?
38:37Is it when I smile?
38:45Do you remember I used to do that in school? That's a fake smile.
38:47Do you remember that?
38:47We didn't go to the same school.
38:49No!
38:51Oh, hell no.
38:53OK, wait.
38:54This says, yeah.
38:55Two plus smiles.
38:57Oh, has it got to do with time?
38:58I got it!
39:00I got it, honey!
39:02OK.
39:02I smile.
39:03Two-second break, and then it comes on.
39:05OK.
39:08Smile.
39:09One, two, light comes on.
39:12Got it?
39:12You got it.
39:15Somebody call the vet, because these swans are sick.
39:23Did you make up someone call a vet because these swans are sick?
39:26No, man.
39:26No, the swans aren't actually sick, and if they were...
39:28Well, they're not really swans, are they?
39:29But also, it's not the vet you call for this.
39:31They've got this domestic stuff.
39:33Yeah.
39:33What you actually should say, someone call whoever's responsible for the swan community...
39:38LAUGHTER
39:39..must directly link to the royal family, because these swans are sick,
39:43and not many people are qualified to deal with it.
39:47Give me some times.
39:48Well, obviously, Jason gets one point for his nearly an hour.
39:51Stevie, two points, nearly half an hour.
39:53Rosie, three points for your 16 minutes.
39:55Matt, four points for 13 minutes.
39:57Fatia, seven minutes, five points.
39:59There we go.
39:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:06To exceed some scores.
40:08Fatia, you are now in second place, just two points behind Rosie,
40:11who's on 17 points.
40:13Wow.
40:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:18OK, everyone, please make your way to the stage
40:20for the final task of the show!
40:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:31Hi there, baby boy!
40:33Hello!
40:36LAUGHTER
40:36Who's going to read the task out?
40:38It's Fatia.
40:40Win a game of...
40:43..front ham.
40:45LAUGHTER
40:46One at a time, each person must discard three socks from the washing line
40:51and add one.
40:52If all your coloured socks are removed, you are eliminated.
40:57Last player standing wins the game of front ham.
41:01We all know front ham, so it's a traditional game.
41:04You may not be aware of it, Jason, but the others will be.
41:07LAUGHTER
41:09In your black socks, you've got a secret sock.
41:11That is your colour.
41:13Don't let anyone else see the colour of your sock.
41:15The aim of front ham, as we all know,
41:16is to leave your coloured sock standing on the washing line.
41:21So, on your go, you're going to go first, Fatia,
41:22you can remove three socks, any socks,
41:24and then you've got to put one sock on from your bucket.
41:28As soon as your colour disappears, you're out.
41:29It's front ham, I mean, I don't know why I'm...
41:32LAUGHTER
41:33This is sock chest. This is... Yeah.
41:35This is cerebral.
41:36So, why don't you all have a look, secretly,
41:38inside your secret sock.
41:40Remember your colour, don't reveal it,
41:41because there's a lot of tactics involved in this.
41:43As always, we go right to left.
41:45That's you first, Fatia, so you can remove three socks.
41:48I'm going to be tactical here.
41:50I have to be. I'm so sorry.
41:54Oh, my God. If you... Yeah.
41:57And now what? Pick one and put it on.
41:59Absolutely. Just bring it back to its folk.
42:01That's the phrase. Yeah.
42:03I wonder what your secret sock colour is.
42:06That's the guy.
42:07No, it could be a double bluff.
42:08That's front ham.
42:09LAUGHTER
42:10Jason's up now.
42:10He could eliminate orange from the game.
42:13I mean, he'd be a fucking psycho if he did, let's see.
42:17Ooh.
42:18Ooh.
42:18Oh, wow.
42:19He's mixing his colours.
42:20These Americans are so flash.
42:22So, green is back to normal, man.
42:24OK.
42:25Perilous for orange, but he's still got to put one back on.
42:27Oh, my God.
42:29Matthew, that's front ham.
42:31Oh, my gosh.
42:32Oh, Jesus.
42:33Oh, my God.
42:34Don't reveal your orange yet.
42:35Don't reveal your orange yet.
42:36You pig.
42:37Again, don't reveal if you're orange yet.
42:41LAUGHTER
42:41Not even a clue, Rosie, if possible.
42:43Mmm.
42:44OK.
42:44Oh.
42:45Back to the half dozen yellows.
42:47So, would you like the orange to reveal themselves?
42:49Do I need to?
42:51That's fine.
42:52It's me.
42:52Oh.
42:54Oh.
42:54So pure.
42:57LAUGHTER
42:58Rosie, a master of deception.
43:00Let's front ham.
43:01OK.
43:02This is tricky.
43:03OK.
43:03It's a full board at the moment.
43:07Oh.
43:08Lovely.
43:10I'm in red.
43:11Yeah.
43:12Oh, I've got to put one up, don't I?
43:14Oh.
43:14She takes the blue off and she puts the blue back on.
43:17Psychological.
43:19LAUGHTER
43:24For a second, I thought it was a masterful game of psychological warfare,
43:28but she just forgot she took the blue off.
43:31LAUGHTER
43:32Fatia, back to you, I believe.
43:34Oh, one.
43:35There's an aggression here.
43:36Two.
43:36Oh.
43:38Oh, Christ.
43:41Red's back up to full strength, Greg.
43:43I've not seen that for a few years.
43:47Lovely.
43:48Oh, my God.
43:50That's great.
43:52Oh.
43:54Cautious.
43:55So, Matthew, the door is open on blues.
43:57If you want to eliminate blues, that means you do go up in the leaderboard.
44:02Quick, remind me, why wouldn't he go for blue at this stage?
44:06Matthew's his own man.
44:07We've seen this in previous tournaments.
44:09Interesting.
44:12And then one back on.
44:13Is it another blue back on?
44:15No.
44:16Oh, it is.
44:18Wow.
44:19Works for Rosie.
44:21Is it the end?
44:23Yes!
44:24Wow.
44:25Very good.
44:29We've lost Green, but let's see who she puts up.
44:32Even Stephens.
44:33She's taken two people to a full complement.
44:36Yeah.
44:36And we've lost someone.
44:37Green?
44:38It's me.
44:39Oh!
44:40Jason Mantouka gets two points.
44:42Join the team, mate.
44:44Yeah, yeah.
44:46Now I'm going to have to do this, like, come on.
44:48Of course.
44:48You do a double blue now.
44:50I'm going to lose my goddamn mind.
44:52Oh, I've gone.
44:54So, this is it.
44:55We might find out what colour she is.
44:58Hmm.
44:58Ooh.
44:59It might be checkmate.
45:01Oh.
45:01Oh.
45:04Oh, she's set up the ultimate head-to-head.
45:07Unbelievable.
45:08We've lost blue, finally.
45:09They clung on for a while.
45:10Go blue step forward.
45:14APPLAUSE
45:16And now you're winning.
45:18Rosie, this is your turn.
45:19You can't eliminate your opposition yet.
45:22Please step up to the line.
45:23North-South divide.
45:29And a red.
45:29Why would you do that?
45:30Yeah, but she might be red.
45:32She might be red.
45:33We don't know if she was red.
45:34Yeah, but they both know who the other one is.
45:37Yeah.
45:40The numbers will go down.
45:42It will dwindle.
45:43It has to dwindle.
45:47It's the only move.
45:48It's the only move.
45:48Oh, God.
45:49Sorry.
45:50Sorry.
45:51Tricky for you now, Rose.
45:57She's lost three yellows.
46:00It's a desperate bit, though,
46:01because there's not a lot she can do.
46:03LAUGHTER
46:07She's staying brave.
46:08We've got a real situation.
46:10Yeah.
46:10At this stage, it's really whether or not Fatty remembers
46:12what colour her sock is.
46:15Right, let's have it, Rob.
46:18And we will last go.
46:20OK.
46:20She's won something!
46:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:24Oh, listen, I'll update your final scores.
46:26Come down and join me!
46:29APPLAUSE
46:34One of the greatest games of Front Ham I've ever witnessed.
46:37I know.
46:37It has changed the scores.
46:39Very tight at the top, but with 21 points.
46:41The winner of this episode is Rosie Ramsey!
46:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:51Rosie Ramsey has won things go and ogle.
46:54You're oddly bent on the page!
47:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:13I'm towards the top!
47:20Thank you.
47:21That was fun to see you all.
47:22You're welcome.
47:23Thank you, for being here.
47:26You're welcome.
47:28You're welcome.
47:29You're welcome.
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