00:02Oh, no, I totally hit a bird.
00:03Sir, step out of the vehicle.
00:05Uh, hi, officer. I can explain to you.
00:06Say, did you know why I pulled you over?
00:07For vehicular bird slaughter.
00:09Defendant is charged with reckless endangerment of avian life.
00:12He ran over an innocent bird, your honor.
00:13Guilty. 30 days jail.
