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00:30I think what you people do is heroic.
00:35You wash clothes you can't afford.
00:39You polish silver you will never dine with.
00:43You mop floors for people who don't bother to learn your last name.
00:46And still you dare to dream of a better life.
00:50I am in awe of your determination to succeed in this great country of ours.
00:56That said, if you don't stop screwing my husband, I'm going to have you deported.
01:03Comprende?
01:08Good.
01:10Adrian, is there something you'd like to say to Flora?
01:16I'm sorry that I allowed myself to be seduced.
01:24Repeatedly.
01:28Obviously, from this moment forward, when I ask you to do the windows, you will do them.
01:53Oh, Evelyn, how are you?
01:55Not great.
01:56I just found out my maid has feelings for my husband.
02:00It's nuts, right?
02:02I mean, why would anyone fall in love with Adrian?
02:05You ought to forgive my wife.
02:07She's drunk and evil.
02:09I wouldn't let the bird be dedi seam.
02:11I минутulu.
02:20Can you do the to her første!
02:24She's drunk and evil.
02:25Just ate my jean on fast, Hope.
02:25It's nice.
02:25Be naughty.
02:27Good day.
02:28Good day.
02:30Good day.
02:32Good day.
02:40Oh, my God.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:45I think we're just about done here.
03:47We should be out of your way in a few minutes.
03:48I don't understand.
03:51What do you mean you're done?
03:53Well, we collected all the evidence.
03:54We have a suspect in custody.
03:56All this blood on the furniture and the carpet hands?
04:00Don't worry, ma'am.
04:00We have photos of everything.
04:02All right, people, pack it up.
04:03Let's get going.
04:04I don't care about photos.
04:05I don't care about evidence.
04:07My maid was murdered.
04:11Ma'am?
04:13Who's going to clean all this up?
04:34I don't care about it.
04:35Listen to your people.
04:38I don't care about it.
04:53I don't care about it.
04:58I'm not sure.
05:10we have to go to the police are you crazy they need to know the truth about flora why they
05:16already arrested someone maybe he didn't do it maybe flora was killed because of what she was
05:21doing if we go to the cops they'll ask why we did nothing to stop her mommy's right we could
05:26get in trouble i wish he never told us this was flora's secret i think we let it die with
05:34her
05:47so the job requires cooking cleaning taking our clothes to the cleaners doing what needs to be
05:53done exactly and we're hoping to find someone to live in as it happens that's the situation that
06:00i'm looking for terrific do you have any questions for me mrs stappard
06:12you don't have an accent should i i've never met a maid who didn't have an accent i was born
06:21here in
06:21l.a you sound like you went to college thank you would you excuse us for a moment
06:36give us just a second
06:41she has attitude because she doesn't have an accent i just don't like her okay i want lupe back
06:46you know that can't happen why do you refuse to take my side i'm getting so sick of this
06:53mrs stappard i want this job so i'll make you a deal after a week if you're not satisfied with
07:00my work or if you think i still have attitude i'll leave no questions asked
07:09that's a very generous offer and we would be fools not to accept it
07:19you
07:28you
07:29you
07:29you
07:29you
07:30you
07:31you
07:47Where is she?
07:48In her room.
07:49How many pills did she take?
07:50I'm not sure.
07:50Maybe the whole bottle.
08:01Remy, thank God you're here.
08:05Mom, it's me.
08:06Go away.
08:07Now, don't be like that, Mom.
08:09We've got to get you to the hospital and get your stomach pumped, all right?
08:12I'm tired of being humiliated.
08:14Just let me die.
08:18Humiliated?
08:18Jamal left her.
08:20Mom, you were dating our pool boy?
08:22I've always been partial to Armenians.
08:25You know that?
08:27Only this one turned out to be so cruel.
08:30He said he was embarrassed to introduce me to his friends.
08:34He said I looked like I was 40.
08:37Well, that's not bad since you're almost 60.
08:41Mom, Mom, Mom, I realize you're upset, all right?
08:43But you can't swallow a bottle of pills every time a guy leaves you.
08:47Don't you see what's happening?
08:49I'm getting older.
08:51Soon no handsome man will want anything to do with me.
08:56And the sad truth is, I'm just not designed to be alone.
09:05Mrs. Dillator, if you're lonely, maybe Mr. Remy could move back home.
09:11But he's going to school.
09:13Just USC.
09:14He could commute.
09:17It's a stunning idea, Remy.
09:21I wouldn't even know how to be depressed with you here.
09:27Mom, if I promise to move back home, will you go to the hospital?
09:31Absolutely.
09:32Just let me put my face on first.
09:35Don't want to scare the nurses.
09:38So I let go.
09:46That was some quick thinking there.
09:47I'm just glad I could help.
10:01He's here.
10:15Welcome home.
10:16I was the tour.
10:18I can't believe I'm finally meeting Alejandro Gilbio.
10:22Now, don't come on too strong.
10:23Relax.
10:24We're going to be best of friends.
10:26And why would he want to be friends with the maid?
10:29Have you seen me?
10:32Is this Bonita's replacement?
10:33Yes.
10:34Her name is Carmen.
10:36It's nice to have you with us, Carmen.
10:38Hopefully you won't steal the silver.
10:39Not that there's any left to steal.
10:42It is so wonderful to meet you.
10:44And you should know I am your biggest fan.
10:46And I am thrilled to be working with you.
10:49Don't go.
10:50I'll take care of this.
10:54You don't talk to Alejandro.
10:56You talk to me, then I talk to him.
10:58If he wants to speak to you, answer with as few words as possible.
11:02Can I at least say good morning?
11:05No.
11:06He will tell you if it's a good morning.
11:19I got some good news yesterday.
11:21I finally found a lawyer for immigration.
11:24He said that he could help me bring Miguel to America.
11:27Who's Miguel?
11:28It's her kid, back in Guadalajara.
11:31But, uh, there is a problem.
11:34Um, this lawyer, he's in San Diego.
11:37He only comes to Los Angeles once a month.
11:40I could see him Friday or Saturday, but I need a day off.
11:44I've got back-to-back appointments on Friday and Saturday.
11:47I'm being interviewed by Showbiz LA.
11:49Move the interview.
11:51Or are you afraid you'd actually have to spend time with our child?
11:54Hey, I'm a good mother.
11:56But I've got to stay focused now that I have a feature career.
12:00You've only been in three movies.
12:02And you battled aliens in two of them.
12:03Stop acting like your Dame Judi Dench.
12:05It still beats being a sex symbol for Bored Housewives.
12:08Hey, I won two Soap Opera Digest Awards.
12:11The fact that you think that's impressive makes me want to vomit and weep for you.
12:18See, the thing about this lawyer, he's the only one I could afford.
12:22I'm sorry, Rosie.
12:23I just can't spare you right now.
12:25But take it as a compliment.
12:29My little boy needs you.
12:45The D.A. called.
12:47They're finally charging that waiter with Flora's murder.
12:49It's good news.
12:50Don't you think?
12:57For God's sake, how much more infantile pouting do I have to put up with?
13:01I'm sad.
13:03Can't I be sad?
13:04Flora was the help.
13:05It's time to smile again.
13:09She was the most exhilarating woman I have ever known.
13:12Then you should get out more.
13:13I was in love with her.
13:15Flora was the only man Flora was having an affair with.
13:25You do realize that, don't you?
13:34That boy they arrested.
13:37You think he actually killed her?
13:39No.
13:40But if we say anything, they'll start to examine our lives.
13:44And we can't have that now, can we?
13:47So we do nothing?
13:50Less than nothing.
14:01Mrs. Stafford, I finished the laundry.
14:05Thanks.
14:05The kitchen sink is topped up.
14:08If you could take care of that.
14:10Are you okay?
14:14I'm just having a bad day.
14:16You want to talk about it?
14:21I'm not sure you'd understand this kind of problem.
14:32I may unclog drains for a living, but that doesn't mean I'm stupid.
14:36And for what it's worth, my friends say I give really good advice.
14:44What do you think of our house?
14:48It's beautiful.
14:49Every chair, painting, and throw pillow was carefully chosen by Olivia Rice.
14:56Isn't she a famous decorator?
14:57She's also the first Mrs. Stafford.
15:00And a world-class psycho.
15:02For 20 years, she made Michael's life unbearable.
15:05Always insulting him, screaming at him.
15:07She even slapped him a few times.
15:09Really?
15:09Michael had to divorce her.
15:11But he still felt guilty.
15:13He gave Olivia everything she asked for.
15:15The Jaguar, the Summer House, Lupe.
15:18Lupe.
15:20Their maid.
15:22Lovely woman.
15:24The only thing I asked him to fight for, but Olivia wanted her, so...
15:29So...
15:31Why were you crying?
15:34I asked Michael if I could redecorate this place.
15:37You know, make it my own.
15:39He said no.
15:40He thought it would offend Olivia.
15:44We've been married for six months, and she still comes first.
15:47I don't know how much more of this I can take.
15:53Anyway, I'm ready for that good advice now.
15:59Michael chose you.
16:01Which means you won.
16:04Or hold on him a weekend, eventually.
16:07In the meantime, focus on what's important.
16:11You have your health.
16:12You have money to pay your bills.
16:13That's someone who adores you.
16:15In the grand scheme of things, an ex-wife's throw pillows aren't much of a problem.
16:19Mom.
16:23See?
16:27I knew you wouldn't understand.
16:34I'm serious, Zoyla.
16:36This new therapist is a genius.
16:39He could tell that I needed to be on mood stabilizers within five minutes of meeting me.
16:44It took him that long?
16:45It took him that long?
16:48Yeah.
16:59It took him take him that long.
17:13I mind his wife, Zoyla.
17:13Cool.
17:13Let me go.
17:13I don't know.
17:13Let me go.
17:14Let me go.
17:38Hey, what's all this?
17:39I thought you might like some tea.
17:41Oh, that was nice of you.
17:45Why two cups?
17:47Oh, uh, I'm so used to preparing the tray for your mom when she has company.
17:52I guess I wasn't thinking.
17:53Sorry.
17:55Well, hey, since you're here, why not stay and have a cup of tea with me?
18:02If you insist.
18:16Hi.
18:18Hello.
18:19Oh, I saw you coming out of the Stafford house this morning.
18:22Did you take over for Lupe?
18:24Yes.
18:25I'm the new maid.
18:28Lupe told us Mr. Stafford's new wife is a hot mess.
18:33What do you think?
18:35Oh, she's okay.
18:37Just a bit insecure.
18:39God, is it awful of me to gossip about my employers?
18:42Honey, if you're going to sit by us, it's a requirement.
18:55One time, Ms. Jean-Brieve asked me to hand her shampoo while she was still in the shower.
18:59That's not so bad.
19:00She wasn't alone.
19:03They were in there for another hour.
19:05The whole time, I'm thinking, Lord, I have to clean that.
19:15So, do you know all the maids who work around here?
19:19Sure.
19:21What about the girl who got killed?
19:26Her name was Flor.
19:28That had to have been a shock.
19:29I would have been more shocked if she had been somewhere else.
19:32But those people she worked for, the Powells, what about them?
19:36They're strange.
19:39In what way?
19:41It's late.
19:42We have to get going.
19:44It was so nice to meet you, Marisol.
19:46You too.
19:47Come on, Rosie.
19:51Venga.
19:52Venga.
19:52Venga.
19:55See you around.
19:56Yeah.
19:57Yeah.
20:04You know, at first I wasn't sure about moving back home, but I forgot how nice it is here.
20:09No one waits on me back at the frat house.
20:13I like waiting on you.
20:16Oh, you spilled.
20:22Uh, so, what would you like for breakfast tomorrow?
20:26I'd love to cook for you.
20:29Oh, uh, I don't know.
20:31I like all sorts of things.
20:34Do you know how to make French toast?
20:35No.
20:37But I'm eager to learn.
20:53Oh, I'm telling you, Taylor, the house has become a disaster area.
20:57I've got dirty dishes in the sink, laundry piling up.
21:00I'm not my wit's end.
21:01Why don't you call the agency and have them send somebody?
21:05I tried.
21:05They gave me attitude because Flora was murdered.
21:08I'd understand if I'd had a few maids slaughtered, but I've only lost the one.
21:12It's not fair.
21:16I could come clean your house.
21:18I mean, if you're having trouble finding someone.
21:20That is so sweet.
21:21Thank you, Lupe.
21:23It's Marisol.
21:23I thought her name was Lupe.
21:25That was a previous maid.
21:26Oh, well, you could be her twin.
21:27She looks nothing like Lupe.
21:29I thought she had work done.
21:30You thought I made a plastic surgery.
21:32For God's sake, Taylor, poor people like to be pretty, too.
21:37Come over in the morning.
21:38Bring your own supplies.
21:39I have nine bathrooms.
21:41We'll have fun.
21:57What is that?
21:58Who is juice?
21:59For Alejandro.
22:01He asks for juice.
22:02No, but I was watching him work out, and I thought he might be thirsty.
22:07You should be looking at this filthy kitchen, not outside.
22:18What's wrong, Princesa?
22:19The only reason I took this job was so I could become friends with Alejandro and play him my music.
22:24That's never going to happen if that limping bitch keeps running interference.
22:27She's just trying to protect Alejandro.
22:29From me?
22:31If there's one thing Odessa knows how to spot, it's a pretty girl with an agenda.
22:35Oh, she's that paranoid.
22:37Why hire me in the first place?
22:39Well, I help with the interviews.
22:42After meeting you, I may have lost the other resumes.
22:48Sam, do you have a crush on me?
22:51I might have been nothing.
22:53Oh, and why didn't you tell me?
22:56I thought you were out of my league.
22:58Oh, I am.
22:59But still, good to know.
23:07Look, I want you to be careful around with Dessa.
23:11She's smart.
23:14Not as smart as I am.
23:23Hola.
23:24Mama, it's Rosie.
23:27Pongame, mi hijo.
23:30Rosie?
23:33Rosie?
23:34Rosie?
23:36Rosie, you've got to take a baby.
23:37I'm late for my thing.
23:40¿Cuándo te puedo ver, mamá?
23:43Voy a hablar con un hombre muy inteligente.
23:48Y él va a encontrar la manera de traerte a América.
23:52Me extraño mucho.
23:55No llores, Mio.
23:57Él va a encontrar la manera de que estemos juntos.
24:03Quiero estar contigo, mamá.
24:08Oye, papito, tengo que colgar.
24:11Dile, abuelita, que esté pendiente del cheque que le mandé.
24:15Ok, mamá.
24:17Que Dios te bendiga.
24:20Te quiero mucho.
24:23Te quiero, mamá.
24:40Oh, Mrs. Perry.
24:43I didn't see you.
24:45Is something wrong?
24:48I was just talking to my son.
24:51Is he okay?
24:54He's young.
24:56He doesn't understand why I haven't brought him near you.
25:01Can't his dad explain it to him?
25:06Miguel's father died.
25:10That's why I had to come here.
25:12To work.
25:15Oh.
25:28So, I'm late for a facial.
25:36And I can't miss this appointment because I'm being interviewed tomorrow and my pores are just...
25:48Go.
25:50I'll take care of your baby.
25:57Thanks.
26:06Oh, the cavalry has arrived.
26:09And she's brought disinfectant.
26:11Hello, Mrs. Powell.
26:12Where would you like me to start?
26:13I was thinking the study.
26:16That's where it happened.
26:20Sorry about the blood and gore.
26:23I was going to clean it myself, but I wasn't emotionally capable.
26:27Flora and I were so close, you see.
26:29Don't worry.
26:30I'll take care of it.
26:31Just go and relax.
26:32Oh, you're a cherub.
26:34That's what you are.
26:35You're a spicy little cherub.
26:37You're a cherub.
27:06You're a spicy little cherub.
27:06So, I thread this.
27:15I'm sorry.
27:17For a second there, I thought you were someone else.
27:21I'm Marisol.
27:22I'm here to clean your home.
27:23Of course.
27:24Evelyn mentioned that you were stopping by.
27:26Very kind of you.
27:28I'm happy to do it.
27:29I know you and your wife have been through a lot.
27:32Did you know Flora?
27:35No.
27:37This is a picture that I took.
27:42She was very lovely.
27:44Ah, she was smart and funny and vibrant.
27:49Very ambitious.
27:53Are you ambitious?
27:57Marisol?
28:00There are things I want.
28:04Well, if you continue to be this nice to me,
28:12I will see to it that you get them.
28:42Do you feed him?
28:43Do you feed him?
28:43him screaming during this interview he's had his bottle but he might need his diaper changed soon
28:49if you humiliate me we're going to have a problem
28:55oh they sent brenda colfax this will be the best acting i do all year
29:01brenda harry westmore how long has it been the red carpet at the oscars that's right
29:08oh do you forgive me for what i said about your dress of course i was just trying to be
29:12funny
29:13and you came so close
29:28ma where have you been i was getting worried i went shopping i bought us some clothes clothes
29:32yeah but i wasn't sure of your size go try this out
29:49mama what is this our new uniform we're gonna wear it at work
29:52why because those people in that house need to be reminded of what we're there to do
30:06rich boys
30:09they never fall in love with the help
30:14trust me on this
30:24hey what's that alejandro's airport songs have been added by carmen luna explain
30:36okay as you know i'm a singer no you never tell me this well i thought that if he liked
30:42my songs he
30:43would want to help me this isn't a big deal is it every day i see people wanting things from
30:50him
30:51needing money asking favors because he's a good man he finds it hard to say no it's my job to
30:59protect him
31:00from people like that people like you for god's sake odessa this is my dream what is that to him
31:06i work at his house he should care about me do you care about him
31:14yeah sure i do you don't care not like i do
31:21still i think he would enjoy helping someone who's just starting out if you play him your music
31:26even one song i will fire you do you understand
31:34good
31:41oh for what it is worth
31:44i listened to all your songs what did you think i think you should get a new dream
31:59so perry i hear scorsese is directing this film were you stunned when you heard that he wanted
32:04to work with you because i know i was
32:09rosie i think the baby needs changing unless that awful smell is coming from brenda
32:17so you're a busy actress and a full-time mother how do you do it it is not easy but
32:26i work really
32:27hard at it i am a spectacular mom in your movie shoots in rome will you take him on location
32:34of course
32:36some women may be able to run off to a foreign country leaving their kid behind with someone else
32:40but i can't to me there's no excuse for abandoning your child
32:50switching topics let's talk about your leading man
32:54mrs westmore rosie be quiet we're rolling but the baby what about the baby is something wrong no he's
33:02fine he just said his first word oh my god what did he say he called me mama
33:18we're going to do it
33:20we're going to do it
33:23we're going to do it
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34:26something wrong elevator it's not working but no worries i will take the tray up for you wait
34:38i will take up the tray but your leg you shouldn't have to walk up all these stairs
34:43it's my job odessa this is silly it's okay you want to help me dust
35:03good morning alejandro morning odessa
35:08hope you slept well i did
35:15pancakes well i know how much you like them what is this it's nothing
35:26carmen where are you
35:34stop right there
35:42are you okay
36:00so
36:41I made you French toast.
36:45Uh, thanks.
36:48Anything else?
36:50No.
37:01So, out of nowhere, Perry says, tell Rosie she can see her lawyer tomorrow.
37:05Apparently she wants to spend some quality time with our son.
37:08I was shocked.
37:10I'm not.
37:11There's one thing I know about women.
37:13Rich or poor.
37:15We all want to be thought of as good mothers.
37:18Just say it.
37:20Say mama.
37:22Oh, come on.
37:22You're not even trying.
37:26Thanks.
37:27I'll tell him.
37:29Oh, this is fine.
37:30But the doctors want to keep her in the hospital a few days for observation.
37:34Well, just make sure she knows I'll pay for everything.
37:36You know, including her new, uh...
37:39Lick.
37:40Yeah.
37:40I'll tell her.
37:54What's your name again?
37:57Carmen.
37:59You got a nice voice, Carmen.
38:02Oh, my God.
38:05And if I haven't said so yet, good morning.
38:15I would like to make a toast to my wife.
38:20I know that this is going to be the best birthday I've ever had.
38:23Because this will be the first birthday that I celebrate with you as my wife.
38:29Cheers.
38:30Cheers.
38:31Marisol, you can serve the suit now.
38:34Who on earth could that be?
38:41Can I help you?
38:49Olivia?
38:50I'm sorry, Mr. Stafford.
38:51She just came in.
38:52It's okay, Marisol.
38:55What's going on, Olivia?
38:58I brought your birthday present.
39:01Well, that's, um, very nice, but this is not a good time.
39:07Guess you're having a party, huh?
39:09Michael.
39:13These are the same people we invited to your birthday last year.
39:18Of course, none of them call me anymore.
39:21I guess they're your friends now.
39:23Please, do something.
39:25I was wondering, what could I give you to mark this important occasion?
39:33And I found this crystal heart.
39:39Isn't that lovely?
39:43Isn't that lovely?
39:44But please be careful with it.
39:46Okay?
39:50Because I gave you my heart once before.
39:54Finn, you broke it.
39:58Finn and Michael.
40:02Finn, you!
40:03Okay, that's it.
40:04You're done.
40:05Get off of me!
40:05Do not screw with me, bitch, or you will live to regret it.
40:10Michael.
40:11You want to talk about how unfair life is?
40:14Well, that's great, because I know all about that.
40:18Do you want to hear what I've lost?
40:20How I've suffered?
40:21Of course not.
40:23Because to people like you, I'm just the woman who opens the door.
40:40I worked really hard on this dinner.
40:42I'd be damned if I let anyone ruin it.
41:04Well, tonight was a triumph for you.
41:27I did put on a bit of a show.
41:29But we have never seen a maid quite like you.
41:32Well, thank you.
41:35In fact, I'm fairly sure you're not a maid.
41:39And I can't wait to find out what you're really doing here.
41:55That's all.
42:19Hey, how are you doing?
42:23Not good.
42:26I want to get out of here, Mom.
42:30I'm working on it, baby.
42:33I'm working on it.
43:10I'm working on it.
43:11I'm working on it.
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