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00:05shit look at that place language sorry i mean it's impressive but like who needs that many
00:12rooms it's not about rooms it's about power that building has one purpose to say i'm the queen
00:19and you are my subjects huh you think so queen might look like a nice old lady but she comes
00:26from a long line of tyrants who all thought they were better than the rest of us i i didn't
00:41know
00:41they had burger marks here you called me dad
01:02so
01:07so
01:09so
01:29go go go get in there
01:31one team for casualty move me jesus christ what will happen here
01:35applying aqueous feeling is that part of her brain it's a green ghost
01:40i used to worship this guy as a kid
01:45capping the neck now
01:46sometimes it affects the spine
01:57beginning nanosuscitation
01:59locking in neural stabilizer
02:01omni man's alive get out of the way
02:08get ready for transport go go go careful don't bump her
02:13never seen anything like this
02:17god damn it
02:19knock
02:41you
02:42you
02:44you
02:47you
02:47you
03:00hey mom what's wrong nothing just missing your dad he didn't come home last night mom
03:07stop worrying he probably got buried under a mountain again or something
03:12well it wouldn't be the first time don't be late for school
03:20nolan's receiving the absolute pinnacle of care as the global defense agency we have access to
03:27medical technology far beyond any normal hospital
03:35that's one of our threat response teams we're not in the mood for the tour donald sorry debbie
03:42my dad never mentioned you guys that's the idea we work with superheroes like your father to keep
03:48the world safe who knows maybe someday we'll even work with
03:57oh my god nolan dad
04:04he's gonna be okay right we hope so and our doctors are doing their best but we don't get a
04:10lot of
04:10philtrumites in here who did this we have no idea not yet anyway but we'll find out and when we
04:19do
04:19they're gonna look a hell of a lot worse than your dad right over there cecil steadman director of the
04:27dea deborah i'm so sorry cecil you've caught a lot of someone murdered the guardians of the globe last
04:34night oh my god all of them tore them limb from limb and we tried like hell to bring them
04:38back
04:39but nolan was the only survivor how is that even possible we don't know yet we also don't know why
04:45your dad was at guardians hq now working theory is whoever killed the guardians lured in there
04:50tried to wipe them all out at once why why well that's the easy part there isn't a super villain
04:57alive who doesn't want omni-man and the guardians six feet under and we're keeping this all hush-hush
05:02for now but news will break i wanted you and mark to know first cold towels and ice water and
05:10have
05:10a cot brought in here for me deborah we've got the best i've patched nolan up for 20 years cecil
05:15i am
05:16not leaving yeah of course debbie sir there's some kind of attack happening downtown it seems
05:29numerous contacts heavy weaponry multiple casualties now we're a little understaffed in the hero department
05:52uh
05:54uh
05:55oh my shit
05:56oh
05:57oh
05:57oh
06:10Get it together, Mark.
06:12Get it together.
06:14Get in there.
06:23Stop!
06:24Get away from those people!
06:38Oh, shit.
06:43Get it together.
06:48No!
06:54It's okay.
06:54It's okay, I'm here.
06:56Are you hurt?
06:58But that's mine!
07:09Oh, shit!
07:10Oh, my God!
07:11Oh, my God!
07:39I don't know who you are, but it's time to go.
07:44Tortilla, you're right.
07:53Eve, two and a half seconds after this sentence,
07:56three enemy tanks will align 50 degrees to your rank.
07:58I got it.
08:05Rex, the civilians in danger to your left.
08:07Uh, yeah. I got eyes too, robot.
08:16Duplicate.
08:23Keep doing what you are doing.
08:33You! Get her to a hospital!
08:35We can handle this!
08:37You're out of need.
08:39What? Just go!
08:44Admirable intention, but I am not positive we can handle this.
08:48Back!
08:58Ah!
09:00Ah!
09:02Ah!
09:03Ah!
09:04Ah!
09:06Ah!
09:07Ah!
09:07Guys! I'm down to pocket change here!
09:09Ah!
09:10Ah!
09:11The kill me!
09:12Faster than I can keep up!
09:14Ah!
09:14Ah!
09:15We gave evil time to escape!
09:17That's what matters!
09:18Ah, no!
09:19Me living is what matters!
09:21Then I'll have bad news…
09:28Sultra movie.
10:04I don't know what just happened, but I think I speak for everyone here when I say I never
10:09want it to happen ever again.
10:17Indeed.
10:21Help!
10:22Anyone!
10:23I need help!
10:24Freeze!
10:26He needs a doctor!
10:28Come on!
10:29Give her to us.
10:30Clamp that vein and get a trip started.
10:32Prep operating room 6.
10:34He's clear.
10:45Mark!
10:47I tried my best.
10:50Tried to be like Dad.
10:55It's okay.
10:57It's okay.
11:16It's okay.
11:17Hey, Mark.
11:18Hey, Mark.
11:19Mark.
11:21Mark.
11:23Whoa.
11:24Are you okay?
11:26My dad, um, he got attacked.
11:29What?
11:30You're kidding.
11:34Oh, God.
11:34You're not kidding.
11:35I-I-is he okay?
11:36What happened?
11:38He's in the hospital.
11:39They're doing, uh, they're doing their best, but it's, it's messed up, but, you know, he's
11:45really hurt.
11:46Jesus, Mark.
11:47I'm so sorry.
11:48D-Did they catch you, did it?
11:50No, not yet.
11:51Oh, speaking of someone who's been attacked in this stupid city, I'm here for you.
11:56Whatever you need.
11:57You want to talk?
11:58I'll listen.
11:59You and Debbie need a lasagna?
12:00I make a good one.
12:02Actually, I make a great one.
12:04Eve Wilkins.
12:05What?
12:06Uh, um, yeah, that's her.
12:09I need to talk to her.
12:10Ha!
12:11You and all the other straight boys in a ten-mile radius.
12:14Good luck with that.
12:15And didn't you just get your ass kicked last week for Amber Bennett?
12:19Eve?
12:21Hi, um...
12:22Oh, hey.
12:23Mark, right?
12:25Grayson.
12:25Yeah.
12:27Um, thanks for saving my butt back there.
12:31Y-Yesterday, I mean.
12:34Yesterday?
12:35Oh.
12:36Oh, that was you.
12:39In the blue and the yellow?
12:41Yeah, that was me.
12:43I'm, um, invincible.
12:47God, that sounds dumb when I say it like that.
12:50Sounds a little optimistic, maybe.
12:54I'm Adam Eve.
12:56But the rest of the team just calls me Eve.
12:58So does everyone else.
12:59Right, since it's kind of a normal name and not something like...
13:02Invincible?
13:04Invincible, yeah.
13:05Do you want to talk about yesterday?
13:08You look like you need to talk about yesterday.
13:12I heard he just let Todd hit him.
13:13Like, 20 times.
13:14He didn't flinch or anything.
13:17Todd got so freaked out he stayed home for three days.
13:19Are you talking about Mark Grayson?
13:21Duh.
13:22Of course, Amber.
13:23You're the reason Todd beat him up again.
13:28I never recognized you before.
13:30No one does.
13:31It's a psychology thing.
13:32If you don't expect to see a superhero in your school, you don't see a superhero in your school.
13:38Hmm.
13:39I even follow Teen Team on Instagram.
13:41That's us.
13:42Everyone's fourth favorite superhero team.
13:45I like you guys way better than Fight Force.
13:48Oh, we're definitely better than Fight Force.
13:50Those guys are the worst.
13:51They got their asses kicked by the Lizard League last year.
13:55Oh, I remember seeing that on TV.
13:58So, you're new to this, right?
14:00Uh, I just got my powers.
14:02That was my first big fight.
14:04Ah, okay.
14:06Explains a lot.
14:07Still, not bad for a rookie.
14:09Are you kidding?
14:10I froze out there.
14:11People got hurt.
14:12People escaped because of you.
14:15And everyone freezes their first time.
14:17I used to throw up before every fight.
14:19Barf my guts out.
14:22Really?
14:23Like a fire hydrant.
14:25You'll get used to it.
14:27The fights, not the barfing.
14:31Uh, I just...
14:33It wasn't what I expected.
14:36I figured I'd punch some aliens and they'd go home.
14:39Not how it looks on TV.
14:41Oh, shit.
14:45Thanks.
14:47I charged $2.50 an hour.
14:50Now I'm kidding.
14:52You are new at this.
14:56Why don't you come by and meet the team after school?
14:59Team team?
15:01I don't know.
15:03I heard they were only everyone's fourth favorite.
15:07Meet me out front after class, invincible.
15:18You kids did good, Robot.
15:20Thank you, Cecil.
15:21It's an honor to assist the Global Defense Agency,
15:23though your use of the term kids might be considered condescending.
15:26What a victory?
15:28No.
15:29Do you know how many people died here yesterday?
15:32338.
15:34338.
15:35And it only stopped there because whoever the hell those assholes were ran away.
15:39The Flaxons.
15:40What?
15:41They call themselves the Flaxons.
15:43I reverse-engineered their language using recordings from the battle.
15:46Well, any idea why they left just when they were kicking our asses?
15:49I have six ideas.
15:55But I believe that narrows it down to one.
16:02Oxidized and corroded.
16:04For an alloy like this, that should take years.
16:08Time runs faster wherever they come from.
16:10They ran off the-
16:11Because they were dying of old age.
16:13Huh.
16:14Well, if they come back, maybe I'll just evacuate the area and wait till they get cancer.
16:19How did that new kid do?
16:21Invincible?
16:22He has promise, but he seems unprepared for the more realistic aspects of superhero.
16:28Well, he'd better toughen up.
16:29We're gonna need his help.
16:31Why?
16:35From one giant shit show to another.
16:38Give me some good news, Donald.
16:40Whoever did this cut the power and the backup.
16:42They killed the cameras and the security systems forensics, frankly, is stumped.
16:46I told them to start over and try harder.
16:48That's not good news.
16:50That's not good news at all.
16:51I asked you for some good news, Donald.
16:55Get the hell out.
16:58Everyone.
16:59Come on, you heard the director.
17:00Move it.
17:06Come on out.
17:08I know you're there.
17:09I know you're there.
17:11Wasn't hiding.
17:20Sir, who the hell...
17:21Damien Darkblood.
17:22Demon detective.
17:29Seven superheroes murdered.
17:31Strongest man on the planet almost dead.
17:35No suspects.
17:36No leads.
17:37How does he...
17:38I don't know.
17:39Demon magic or something.
17:40If you're asking if we need your help...
17:42Wasn't asking.
17:46Fine.
17:47Knock yourself out.
17:49Help us solve the case, oh great horned Holmes.
17:52Sir, are you sure?
17:54You got a problem with a demon?
17:56Thought you were an atheist, Donald.
17:58The-theoretically.
18:03Hey, I heard you took a few on the chin for me again.
18:06Oh, hey, Amber.
18:09Uh, yeah, but don't worry.
18:10I've got this amazing new strategy for dealing with Todd.
18:13I let him hit me until he gets bored and goes home.
18:17Hmm.
18:18Nice.
18:19He'll never see it coming.
18:21Unfortunately, neither will your face.
18:23Eh, people always told me I was too pretty anyway.
18:25I gotta run.
18:26Catch you later.
18:30Ready?
18:38Try to keep up.
18:55Eve?
18:55Eve?
18:56Eve?
19:00Oh, shit!
19:01Oh, shit!
19:07Okay.
19:08Let's try this again.
19:16Follow me.
19:32Now I know.
19:41Cool.
19:45Beg.
19:49Oh, hey!
19:51It's the Iceman!
19:53Rex!
19:54Couldn't have won that fight without you.
19:55Oh!
19:56Except we did.
19:57They got old.
19:59And ran away.
20:00Still counts.
20:01Welcome, Invincible.
20:02My name is Robot.
20:04Apologies for Rexplode.
20:05He's...
20:06Unbelievably awesome.
20:07Incorrigible.
20:08And rude.
20:09And...
20:10Bored of this.
20:12Unduplicate.
20:13Invincible.
20:14Which one of you do I look at when we talk?
20:16Hey, Robot.
20:18Find anything at the site?
20:19The Flaxons come from a dimension with a faster temporal rate.
20:23As a result, the tachyons they emit spin more rapidly than our own.
20:27I've created this detector to warn us if they return.
20:30Ah, because we almost missed all the explosions and the screaming and the chaos.
20:36It should give us a few minutes of early warning.
20:39Cecil and the GDA have also requested to call on us for any possible emergencies.
20:44Since the Guardians are apparently indisposed.
20:47Invincible, may we count on you in the future?
20:50You sure you want my help?
20:53Yeah, I mean, of course.
20:55Just text me, I guess.
20:57Oh, right.
20:58You need my number.
21:02I know you don't like teams much, but they were all pretty cool.
21:07Except Rexplode.
21:08I do not know what that guy's problem is.
21:10I think he and Eve are a thing, maybe?
21:14Who's Eve?
21:15Uh, no one.
21:17Just a friend.
21:19Mm-hmm.
21:20Did you find the dinners in the freezer?
21:23Yeah.
21:24Thanks, Mom.
21:25Oh, Mark.
21:26I'm sorry.
21:28I've been so focused on your data that I've forgotten about you.
21:32Are you okay?
21:33Donald said you saved a lot of lives.
21:35Yeah, it was just, uh, harder than I thought.
21:39Dad didn't talk about this part of being a superhero.
21:42Your dad's good at a lot of things.
21:45Talking about his feelings isn't one of them.
21:47But we can talk.
21:58Is, uh, is she okay?
22:00Her name's Maya.
22:02Doesn't she have any family?
22:04We've contacted them, yes, but this is a secure facility.
22:07She's not strong enough for us to transfer her to a normal hospital.
22:10But she'll be okay.
22:12Well, it's too soon to tell, but I hope so.
22:25Oh.
22:26Whew.
22:34Is this supposed to be doing that?
22:37Huh?
22:38uh we're just friends will you stop saying that it's like you're trying to
22:44jinx any chance you have of dating Eve a day ago you said I had no chance that
22:49was before everyone saw you leave school with her yesterday everyone saw that it
22:55doesn't matter she already has a boyfriend so you can be more awesome
22:59than him and take his place that's how dating works why are you so intimidated
23:05by her other than she's amazing and you're kind of basic thanks for that
23:10William I gotta go go go where you know what I don't care it's probably somewhere
23:17you'll be alone forever is mark dating Eve Wilkins I wish I I mean no definitely not
23:26she's got a boyfriend he is super available you want his number I'll write it down
23:36uh where are you guys coming from um we go to the same high school Rex oh you do do
23:43you um yeah we do must be nice you know who never got to go to high school me we
23:50know it shows I'd appreciate everyone's attention on the matter at hand guess who's
24:04back
24:10getting old robot why aren't they getting old they seem to have discovered a way to resist
24:16our time stream in three days three days for us decades for them who cares I bet their bones
24:23don't work so do ours ready for this yeah I think so
24:36yeah
24:36yeah
24:44yeah
24:44yeah
24:44yeah
24:44yeah
24:44yeah
24:48yeah
24:56yeah
24:58yeah
24:58yeah
24:58yeah
24:59yeah
25:05Zulia's troubling!
25:19Run!
25:21Run!
25:24Run!
25:26Run!
25:27Run!
25:28Run!
25:28Oh, my God.
26:18They seem to have spent their time wisely.
26:23Eve!
26:32You okay?
26:33I'm not going to die.
26:33I'm not going to die.
26:34I'm not going to die.
26:35Come on!
26:37Watch my hand!
26:49Invincible!
26:51Eve...
26:56You okay?
27:14The wristbands protect them from our time stream. Destroy their wristbands.
27:20What? All of them?
27:35No!
27:47Forty-nine thousand kilohertz.
27:52Keep them off.
28:05No!
28:15Right back at you, buddy.
28:19Way to go psycho there, Invincible.
28:21I take back everything I said about you before, and I said a lot.
28:25I don't know what happened. I got mad, I guess.
28:28Don't get me wrong. That was amazing.
28:30But also, the scariest thing I've ever seen.
28:32Just don't ever point that at me, okay?
28:35Don't listen to Rex. You did great.
28:37That's what I said, Eve.
28:39God, my back.
28:42Can I get a massage? Anybody? Just a little rub?
28:45Everything okay?
28:47I gotta go.
28:48Oh no, that's fine. We'll handle the cleanup.
28:52Asshole!
29:00Mark!
29:01Hey, son.
29:02Dad!
29:03Ow!
29:04Ribs.
29:05Careful!
29:06You're going to put him in a coma again.
29:08You're okay.
29:09No, he's not.
29:11But he is okay enough to come home.
29:14Mom says you've been keeping the planet safe for me.
29:17Mom's exaggerating.
29:18Tell me everything.
29:20Tell me everything.
29:32What hospital did they move Maya to?
29:36No, they said she'd recover.
29:41It's part of the job.
29:44Come on.
29:45Let's go home.
29:46I'm dying for some real food.
29:51Hey, I need my costume back.
29:52I don't care how torn up it is.
29:54It's classified, and I want it back.
29:57Go get it.
29:58Now.
30:05Where are the guardians of the globe?
30:07There's been no sign of the iconic heroes for over a week.
30:11Leaving the local champions to pick up the slack.
30:20It's like you're not even trying.
30:24And now you're trying too hard.
30:26Slow down.
30:27Don't hit me where I am.
30:29Hit me where-
30:32Thanks for the tip.
30:33You know, you have to be able to take a hint-
30:36Nolan!
30:42Oh, great.
30:43We picked this up near Mars an hour ago, moving fast.
30:47He's back.
30:4915 minutes till he's breathing our air.
30:51I wouldn't ask, Nolan.
30:53But with the guardians gone-
30:55I'll stop him.
30:56Who's he?
30:57Nolan's been home a week.
30:59And you want to send him to space?
31:00No.
31:01No way.
31:02He doesn't work for you.
31:04Sweetie.
31:04There's no one else, Debbie.
31:06I'll go.
31:07Sweetie.
31:07I said no.
31:08You're still injured.
31:10I'll go.
31:11Okay.
31:12What?
31:12Why not?
31:13He's not that tough.
31:14Mark can take him.
31:15Oh, wonderful.
31:17That's your solution.
31:18Could you define not that tough?
31:20Just knock some sense into the guy and throw him back where he came from.
31:23Easy.
31:25How do I breathe in space?
31:27That's the neat thing.
31:29You don't.
31:3012 minutes.
31:41Okay.
31:57Hey.
31:57You're early.
31:59Ant, you shaved your mustache.
32:01Stay away from my planet.
32:11Not bad.
32:12But if you're trying to tackle me into something, your moon is that way.
32:22Why can I hear you in my head?
32:24Where else do you keep your brain?
32:25Where else do you keep your brain?
32:30Where else do you keep your brain?
32:32That's what you call protecting your planet?
32:34What?
32:36I'm sad for your people.
32:38Come on.
32:54You sure?
32:55You're the same guy.
32:56I fought here three years ago.
32:58No.
32:58I'm not the same guy.
33:00Well.
33:00Sucks to be you then.
33:01My eye.
33:03Really?
33:04You tried this already.
33:06Hey.
33:13Maybe you'll do after all.
33:15Hey.
33:15What are you talking about?
33:18What?
33:20Wait.
33:21Stop.
33:21I...
33:21Hold on.
33:23I don't...
33:23I don't...
33:24I want to talk!
33:26Are you using your time out?
33:28I get a time out?
33:29Why do I get a time out?
33:31Hey, I didn't invent the rules.
33:33What rules?
33:34I don't even know who you are.
33:36Oh.
33:37You don't?
33:52Alright.
33:53Um, I'm an evaluation officer for the Coalition of Planets.
33:57I drop by little dirt balls like yours to make sure there's someone capable of defending them against, you know,
34:03planet conquering monsters, things of that nature.
34:06I literally have no idea what any of that means.
34:10Well, I don't know what to tell you, man.
34:11Your planet signed up for the program.
34:13See?
34:14Request from Urath for evaluation.
34:16Urath?
34:16This is Earth!
34:21Earth.
34:22Yes!
34:23Not Urath.
34:24No!
34:25Is that with an E or a U?
34:27E!
34:29Oh, I'm in so much trouble.
34:31Well, thanks for letting me know.
34:33I'm Alan, by the way.
34:36Invincible.
34:37Oh, yeah?
34:38Little optimistic, isn't it?
34:39Yeah, I know.
34:40I just bought you and I think you're quite invincible.
34:44Okay.
34:44Well, as long as I don't get fired, I'll see you around, Invincible.
34:47Sorry about all that.
34:54What the hell was that?
34:58Wow.
35:00Cool.
35:03Before I go, I already told you everything I remember.
35:07Right.
35:09Right.
35:09Just go over it for me one more time.
35:11I got a distress call from the Guardians.
35:15But when I arrived, everything seemed fine.
35:18Then the lights went out and someone attacked me.
35:21I fought with them until I passed out.
35:23Woke up in your hospital.
35:25That's it.
35:28Must have been a pretty tough bastard to take you down.
35:32I've never seen you lose like that before.
35:35Yeah.
35:39Do you have any leads yet?
35:40Someone thinks they're too clever for us.
35:43They all think that at first.
35:57Oh, great.
36:00Dick.
36:01Look, Todd.
36:02Why don't we just...
36:03Shut it, Grayson.
36:05I'm sorry.
36:06What?
36:08I'm sorry I kicked your ass.
36:15Okay?
36:18Oh.
36:20Thanks, I guess.
36:23Amber Bennett also wants to know if you'd like her number.
36:26Do you want Amber's phone number, nerd?
36:28Yes.
36:28But why are you...
36:30Because she found some old photos of me, okay?
36:32Photos she said she'd delete if I did this one stupid thing and then never talk to you again.
36:36There.
36:37I have a crappy life with her.
36:38It sucks.
36:43Photos of what, Todd?
36:45Don't push your luck, Grayson.
36:51Amber?
36:52Uh...
36:52I mean, uh, hello?
36:54I'll just do this real.
37:04To be the главiest video...
37:05But that's mine!
37:11I have bad news.
37:13Oh!
37:14Robot's got bad news, everybody!
37:16Did you hear that? Hey, robot! What's the bad news?
37:20There are too many of them. Their technology has advanced too far.
37:24And they've rendered themselves immune to our time stream.
37:26We should consider the city lost. I will contact Cecil and suggest a nuclear response.
37:31What? No! No way!
37:33We're not nuking anyone, robot, and we're not giving up.
37:38What are we, Fight Force?
37:40I love you, man. But sometimes, you've got to screw us.
37:44I don't use screws. My fastenings are all magnetic interlocks.
37:58What's this?
38:01Ah!
38:07Ah!
38:08Ah!
38:09Ah!
38:09Ah!
38:10Ah!
38:11Ah!
38:12Ah!
38:18Invincible!
38:43Are you okay, Mark?
38:55My turn.
39:19No!
39:32No!
39:32No!
39:34No!
39:34Kutilla!
39:35Yurik!
39:36La Jemoi!
39:46Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Omni-man's your dad?
40:05What happened?
40:06Dad saved us from the Flaxons, but he went into one of their portals.
40:12Oh, so he'll be late for dinner?
40:17I was worried before because I've never seen your father so badly hurt.
40:21But taking on aliens in another dimension? That's just Tuesday.
40:26I'm sure he's explaining nicely why they should leave us alone.
40:33You don't seem to understand. Earth isn't yours to conquer.
40:52Earth isn't yours.
40:55Earth isn't yours.
40:59Earth isn't mine.
41:05Earth isn't mine.
41:26I need a shower.
41:28Dad!
41:35I'm... I'm at a loss for how to report this,
41:37but the guardians of the globe are dead.
41:49Get an extraction team out there now.
41:52Tell the French president we have it covered.
41:59I need the room. Now!
42:06Well, enlighten me.
42:08No one they for sure.
42:09No one else had seen of murders.
42:12Only guardians.
42:14Omni-man.
42:15Which means killer must be one of them.
42:19One of them?
42:20There's a hundred supervillains who don't leave a trace.
42:23We turn into smoke.
42:24Or living electricity.
42:26Or only exist in dreams.
42:28I know.
42:29You don't listen to me.
42:31You listen!
42:32And you mention your idiotic thoughts to anyone,
42:34and I mean anybody!
42:35I'll make sure they're the last thoughts you ever have.
42:38You understand me?
42:39Now get out.
42:40Get out!
42:42Before I send you back to help myself.
42:45Um, blind old man.
42:50Put an A-6 surveillance team on the races.
42:53Sir?
42:54The killer's still out there, Donald.
42:56Might decide to finish the job.
43:18The killer at the的人生.む
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