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03:05Yeah.
03:05Yeah.
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04:13Bir soru var.
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05:13Evet.
05:17Evet.
05:44Altyazı.
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05:50bir soru var.
05:50bir soru var.
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05:53bir soru var.
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06:27Bir sorun gen oluyor.
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06:31Evet.vas
06:32mitim ve adını
06:33hikay cheese. Пока.im
06:37tüm dolar
06:38insan içerisinde değil bu tüm
06:39g عنla.ãydı vesel
06:42estimates. escen truthful-25
06:44kuru 1,óc 250 20ayo gak ediyorum.
06:48선ip
06:51raknowansı
06:56sarmayaも
06:57değil mi?
06:58Müzik
06:59Bu da?
07:00Yani
07:01Bu da?
07:02Bu kalifin meskili
07:04Bu da?
07:14Ne?
07:14Bu da?
07:16Bu da?
07:19Bu?
07:19Bu da?
07:21Bu da?
07:22Ya?
07:24Bu da?
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07:56Oh, no, it's Dana.
07:57We're hoping she'll come through, right?
08:00Hey, you know, I'll be at the bar.
08:02Okay.
08:05Diane! Walt!
08:07Walt needs to use the restroom.
08:09The signage here lacking.
08:12Uh, down the hall, first left, on the left.
08:14Left? Right.
08:16No, left.
08:17Okay. Right.
08:20Good luck.
08:21Thank you.
08:23Okay.
08:25Snub. Noted.
08:28Les, has he canceled yet?
08:30Who? Jim.
08:31Uh, no, no, no. He's confirmed.
08:32Who said?
08:33Lindy said.
08:34No, he's not coming.
08:35You need to prepare.
08:36Prepare for what?
08:37Heartbreak, drama, tears.
08:39Walt will walk Lindy down the aisle.
08:41I think Lindy wanted her to.
08:42It's handled.
08:43Walt will step in for Jim.
08:45Crisis averted, less drama, fewer tears.
09:02Ready?
09:03And what is the secret to a happy marriage?
09:07There is no secret, Walt.
09:11Nope.
09:11And happy, unsustainable.
09:14Enough said.
09:15But I will say, I know it's fashionable these days for everyone to express every single feeling at every single
09:24moment.
09:24But as far as I'm concerned, it doesn't do anyone the slightest bit of good.
09:29And marriage...
09:31Walt?
09:33Be nice.
09:35And if you can't be nice, be silent, Walt.
09:52Why the fuck are you two doing this?
09:55Terry!
09:56Why are we doing marriage?
09:58Hey, hey.
10:00Hi.
10:00Hi, hi.
10:01Be nice.
10:02Okay.
10:03I do have the greatest wedding present ever.
10:06Open it now.
10:08No.
10:08We're doing gifts now.
10:10Okay, is this what I think it is?
10:13You have a ton of work to do.
10:15Oh.
10:15No, we don't.
10:16Stop, it can't wait.
10:19No, it has to wait.
10:20I mean, I have to be here.
10:22Well, you want to be here.
10:24Yes, I want to be here.
10:25You have to be here.
10:26All right, Stepford.
10:27I want to be here.
10:28It's my wedding.
10:29We agreed that we wouldn't do any work on the wedding.
10:31Right.
10:31Does your book go to print Monday, Tomato Head?
10:34What?
10:34You told her about the tomato?
10:36Was it a secret?
10:37Yeah.
10:38We don't have any secrets.
10:39Get used to it, Leslie.
10:40You can get out.
10:41You have no right to call me Leslie.
10:43Is it not your name?
10:44You have no emotional right.
10:44Okay.
10:45Hey, hey, hey, hey.
10:46Look who's here.
10:47Your mom and dad.
10:48Oh.
10:51Lindy.
10:52Mom and dad, I'm here.
10:52I'm right behind you.
10:53I'm right behind you.
10:56Mom and dad, how sweet.
10:58Yeah, I am going all fucking in on this new normal family.
11:01There is no normal.
11:03Do you want your book in Barnes & Noble?
11:04Yeah, of course I do.
11:05Take a drink.
11:06We're getting blurbs from France and we're getting blurbs from Donna Tartt.
11:09She doesn't blurb.
11:10Here you are worrying about the fucking canapes.
11:12Oh, my God.
11:14What happened to our pact?
11:17Terry.
11:17We marry our careers.
11:18We breed success only.
11:20We date and dump.
11:22No marriage.
11:23No traditional gender roles.
11:25No Midwesterners.
11:25No Cowboys.
11:26New Yorkers.
11:27Need only apply.
11:28We were young and we were not serious.
11:32We were deadly serious.
11:33Yeah, but that was when I didn't think I was ever going to have actual love in my life.
11:38I will throw myself off the roof of this hotel.
11:41Is it the wedding you're mad about?
11:43Or is it Les?
11:45Fine.
11:45I don't like either.
11:46But my concern is less about Les and more about you moving to the fucking suburbs and being unable to
11:52write.
11:52I am not moving to the suburbs Les doesn't want that either.
11:55I will never not write and I don't vacuum so I will be me.
11:59Now I know I'm fucked.
12:01It's a wedding.
12:02It's not a death sentence.
12:04They're one and the same.
12:08Yeah, thank you.
12:09How was the journey down?
12:10Nancy, dear.
12:10How was the drive down?
12:12Oh, Lord.
12:13Oh, my leg ramped up.
12:15Oh, no.
12:15Mom, it is.
12:16Did I get you anything?
12:18Like ice or aspirin?
12:19Oh, no.
12:20I'm not crying about it.
12:21A little god, Diane!
12:22Yeah!
12:23Hey, where can we get a real drink of this stuff?
12:26Yeah!
12:29Lindy looking hot!
12:30Oh, okay, Sam.
12:31Well, your wife's right there.
12:32Okay.
12:34Congrats, bro.
12:35Thanks, buddy.
12:37Oh, Jesus!
12:38Watch the family tools, Sam.
12:42Mommy's not going to come to your defense anymore, Lesley!
12:44Uh, that's Lindy's job now.
12:47Yeah, well, I'm gonna...
12:50Okay, guys, get in the car, you know?
12:52Yeah, good to see.
12:54Great to see you!
12:57Do you need ice or anything?
12:59Are you gonna throw up?
13:06Yay!
13:07Here we go!
13:09Thank you.
13:10Thank you.
13:12Welcome, everyone.
13:13Welcome.
13:14We can't tell you how honored we are to have you all here.
13:18Yes, many of you know that Les and I never planned to do any of this.
13:24Nope.
13:24Nope, not at all.
13:25Nope.
13:26No way.
13:27But I did know, I did know, I will tell you this, that I did know that when the first
13:31moment
13:31that I, that I met her, something inside me changed.
13:36And I knew that I wanted to, um, I wanted her in my life forever.
13:41And ever.
13:42Forever.
13:43Yes.
13:43Thank you.
13:45Um, well, alcohol and a sexy Halloween costume will do that to you.
13:50That's what got me!
13:51Um, I, I will say that our first date got off to a bit of a rocky start, though, because
13:56I had asked her to, um, the classiest restaurant that my, my grad student's stipend would allow.
14:02The Olive Garden.
14:03Oh.
14:04Wonderful.
14:05I was so scared, anticipating Lindy's arrival.
14:09I'm just sitting there waiting, waiting, and waiting until it became obvious to me
14:14and to the entire restaurant that she wasn't coming.
14:17And she had stood me up at the Olive Garden.
14:20Uh, and finally the waiter came over and asked if there was anything else I needed.
14:25Um, my dignity, my, my pride, maybe.
14:29Um, and I was about to ask for the check when a voice rang out.
14:34Your finest house red, unlimited breadsticks and an apology for the sad sexy sack at table
14:41nine.
14:41I'm glad I waited.
14:43Those breadsticks were really good.
14:48To you.
14:50And to me.
14:51And to forever.
14:55To.
14:57All of those things.
14:58And to you.
14:59To you.
15:00To you for, for making the trip.
15:01We really, we love you all so much.
15:03Thank you.
15:03Let's eat.
15:04Yes.
15:08Lovely speech.
15:09Thank you both.
15:10Thank you.
15:11Ah.
15:12Ah.
15:13Cute, right?
15:14Ah.
15:22Attention.
15:23We're having a small issue in the kitchen.
15:26A tiny delay with dinner.
15:28So we're bringing cocktails for everyone to enjoy in the interim.
15:31Great.
15:32No.
15:33No, no, no, no.
15:34We hate this.
15:36More cocktails?
15:37You know how many cocktails should I have?
15:39We hate this.
15:39This is a recipe for disaster.
15:41We hate this.
15:42Gasoline.
15:43Match is lit.
15:44A match is lit.
15:46Thank you.
15:48Guess what it is?
15:50Isn't it?
15:52Ah.
15:54Ah.
15:57Ah.
15:57Ah.
15:57Keeping romance alive.
16:00Les is a hopeless romantic at heart.
16:04Do you remember those sweet poems he used to, he used to write when he was little, dear?
16:09Mm-hmm.
16:09He would, he would put them on our pillow every night before he went to sleep.
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17:47Altyazı mı?
17:49Altyazı mı?
18:19Altyazı mı?
18:55Altyazı mı?
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22:34Altyazıcı.
22:36Bu adamım var.
22:40Teşekkürler.
22:43Bu bir ikiye.
22:45Sıramayla.
22:47Bu bir şarkı kıyasla.
22:59Birkleyi de.
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24:36Oh, no, no, it's early days.
24:38Show him, it's extraordinary, Frank.
24:41Yeah, show me, come on.
24:42Okay, if you're sure.
24:44Food's not here yet.
24:45See, it's the perfect time, go on, dear.
24:47Okay, well, um, dad, I am on the brink of inventing the GMO tomato.
24:56Oh, no, it's the, so the genetically modified tomato really has the potential to, um, change agriculture as we know
25:03it.
25:03And Monsanto, uh, is interested, actually.
25:05Hasn't the tomato already been invented?
25:07Yeah, but this is a new kind of, this is a different kind of tomato.
25:09You love tomatoes, Frank.
25:11I do love tomatoes in the sandwich.
25:16Does it look like a tomato?
25:18Yeah, but it's genetically modified.
25:20And it tastes like a tomato.
25:21Yes, but, yeah.
25:24It's a tomato.
25:25It is.
25:25Yes, yeah.
25:26Nice.
25:28Yeah, yeah.
25:29You see, he's impressed.
25:31Yeah.
25:44Bullshit to marriage, bullshit to happy.
25:46Do you want to know what genre I file romance under?
25:48Fantasy.
25:49And as for Lindy and the Nutty Professor, science fiction.
25:51I'm just waiting for the day my phone rings and she's accidentally got two heads.
25:57Attention, distinguished guests.
25:59The food is on its way.
26:02Please return to your seats in a timely manner and we'll...
26:05Chapter 9.
26:08Mother of Ice.
26:10Oh, fuck.
26:11My mother was not kind or warm.
26:14Walt, go stop her.
26:16Do something.
26:17I'm no hero.
26:18Okay, all right, everybody take your seat, sit down.
26:21Mom, don't worry, everybody, mom.
26:22Her feelings frozen into harsh, jagged edges, ready to impale anyone who got to...
26:29Stop it.
26:29You're ruining mom.
26:30What the fuck are you doing?
26:31You're ruining my wedding.
26:32Diane, would you like some coffee?
26:34Where's Kevin?
26:35As soon as...
26:36Kevin?
26:37As soon as...
26:38Go ahead.
26:38Kevin!
26:39The temperature dropped.
26:40The air's hot.
26:41You want it?
26:41He's never freaking there.
26:43Kevin!
26:43We need coffee.
26:44You're moved, you're sure.
26:45Let's just unplug...
26:46Can I unplug this?
26:47Can I just unplug my god alone?
26:48It's a good idea.
26:48You're a great idea.
26:49Scorned my mother's love.
26:50Unplug it.
26:51Mom, what are you doing?
26:52Hell hath no fury like a repressed middle-aged mother scorned my mother's love conditional.
26:59It had to be earned.
27:00It had to be controlled.
27:01Kevin!
27:02I don't know where...
27:02I don't know where...
27:04I'm burning!
27:05He's mine!
27:06He's mine!
27:07He's not burning.
27:08My mother was not one to forget or forgive.
27:11Mother!
27:12Stop!
27:13We're getting out of here.
27:15Walt!
27:15Stop!
27:16Jesus!
27:17Fuck, Diane!
27:18Fuck the knife!
27:20Put the knife down!
27:21Oh!
27:23Oh!
27:24Oh!
27:24I've been stabbed!
27:26I've been stabbed!
27:27I can bleed out!
27:29I've got to pull it right now!
27:30No!
27:30Don't pull it out!
27:31I don't think you can fight with me!
27:33I really don't think you can fight with me!
27:35Two!
27:36One!
27:40Everybody's getting stabbed!
27:41Oh, let's get you out of here, dear.
27:44Oh!
27:49Walter, could you restrain your fucking wife?
27:52What?
27:52Don't tell me what to do.
27:54Come on, go up there!
27:54I'm coming in.
27:55What do you do?
27:56Come on!
27:57I fucking will.
27:58I don't know about that.
27:59Jesus!
28:02Jesus!
28:03Jesus!
28:05Holy gracious!
28:06To save you!
28:07You called it!
28:07Double stabbing!
28:09You should have put money on it.
28:10Marriage.
28:11Bloodsport.
28:12Well, everybody, please sit down and enjoy the fucking tuna tartare!
28:24Uh, what happened exactly?
28:28Rehearsal dinner.
28:30Rehearsal dinner.
28:31Got it.
28:34By the way, I liked your speech a lot.
28:39By the way, I liked your face a lot.
28:46Myram, let's go.
28:48Now.
28:50Bless the shepherd.
28:52I should probably introduce myself.
28:54Don't.
28:55Oh.
28:58What's the secret to a happy marriage?
29:01Being in sync.
29:02Being in sync.
29:06What a shit show.
29:11Oh, my God.
29:12My family.
29:14Always with the drama.
29:16I mean, I only wanted to get married to join your normal family so I could escape from the madness
29:22of my own.
29:23Only.
29:27Only.
29:31Less.
29:33You only wanted to get married to join my normal family?
29:38Do you have any idea how small that makes me feel?
29:44Oh, hey.
29:47Nothing's changed.
29:50And I love you.
29:51Not enough to not work at our rehearsal dinner, right?
29:57Maybe I could still feel my thigh.
30:01What happened to everything that goes bad is good?
30:05Makes for a better story.
30:06We're not even doing this for real.
30:09Are we?
30:10I don't know.
30:11Are we?
30:13What's happening?
30:15Is this maybe the drugs talking?
30:17Uh, maybe.
30:20Maybe.
30:20Maybe not.
30:21Hang on.
30:22Where are you going?
30:23Going to my room.
30:25Come bless.
30:25Let's just fuck that traditional wedding superstition stuff.
30:29Well, you want to fuck the wedding?
30:33That is not what I just said.
30:35But that's what you meant.
30:36No.
30:37Wait.
30:38What's this?
30:40I, come, I, I...
30:42Let, that's your vow?
30:43Let's do this thing?
30:45Come on.
30:46That?
30:46That's, I, I'm, tomorrow, I'm gonna, I wanted to be...
30:50I got it.
30:50It really is a fucking wedding.
30:52I understand.
30:53Hang on.
30:54Where, where, wait.
30:56Well, uh...
30:58Am I gonna see you tomorrow?
30:59Am I gonna see you tomorrow?
31:17Hey.
31:18Hey.
31:20Cold feet?
31:22Maybe.
31:24Drink?
31:26Yeah.
31:33I'm sorry about your arm.
31:35Ah.
31:36She'd been waiting 20 years to stab me with something.
31:39It's okay.
31:43I think this wedding was a mistake.
31:47The wedding or the marriage?
31:51Gotta say, I never thought I'd see my little firecracker settle down.
31:57But you like less, right?
32:00You chose dependable over exciting.
32:02Is that bad?
32:04We don't do dependable.
32:05Me and you.
32:12I wanted normal.
32:15Never had normal.
32:20Well, not normal fueled your talent.
32:24Hell, you wrote a fantastic book because of it.
32:29Normal can kill a creative spark.
32:33That's why I can't write my vows, maybe.
32:36Could be.
32:38I should know.
32:41Before I met Diane, I was a lock for the majors and...
32:44But you know the story.
32:46Yep.
32:46Yeah, you got married and then the armoire.
32:49The armoire, whatever, the dresser thing she wanted upstairs.
32:52Had to have it upstairs.
32:53And then tore a ligament.
32:55And now is that.
32:57It's my baseball career.
32:59I don't really think you would have been a baseball star if you hadn't married Mom.
33:06After we divorced, I started playing down in the Mexican Pacific League.
33:10Everyone thought I was washed up.
33:12Coach was forced to sign me, so he benched me game after game.
33:16And one day, their star player got injured and coach had no choice but to send me into the bat.
33:25First pitch, swing and a miss.
33:27Second pitch, another whiff.
33:29If I blow it, I'm done.
33:31The next pitch, I hit that goddamn ball so hard, it smashes out the stadium lights.
33:36Sparks flying onto the field.
33:38Crowd goes wild.
33:40And I knew.
33:41I mean, I remembered in that moment.
33:45For great talent to thrive, you gotta put you first.
33:51You hear me, kiddo?
33:54Yeah.
33:55Yeah.
33:56Yeah.
33:57I'll have the car running tomorrow morning if you want to make a run for it.
34:03We both know this isn't you.
34:05Peas and carrots.
34:07I'll be right back.
34:08I ain't gonna see a man about a horse.
34:17Um, you do know that was the plot of The Natural, right?
34:22Oh, yeah, Kevin.
34:24I know.
34:26I know.
35:00Are you crying?
35:02No.
35:03Are you smoking?
35:04No.
35:07Is it because I stabbed you?
35:09Don't?
35:11Is it because you stabbed me?
35:13Yes.
35:18What did she say?
35:19Or what did she do?
35:22She was so, uh, excited.
35:30Fear cloaked in excitement.
35:34And now she wants to run.
35:37Well, she didn't say that.
35:39She didn't have to.
35:41Lindy is like Jim, but she's more like me.
35:44And she realizes the more she loves someone, the more she fears they will run.
35:51We have the endlessly charming Jim to thank for that.
35:55Say what you will about me, but I stuck around.
35:59I know I am not easy or charming.
36:03And contrary to popular belief, I am not a monster.
36:08After Jim left,
36:13my heart broke.
36:16Yes, Mother of Ice has a heart.
36:19I vowed I'd never marry again.
36:24Then I met Walt.
36:26He's a good one.
36:27I may be the only one who sees that.
36:30But everyone else can fuck right off.
36:33Now you, Liss.
36:37You are one of the good ones, too.
36:43And Lindy knows it.
36:45And that's why she's trying so hard not to run.
36:56This conversation never happened.
36:59Diane?
37:00Thank you.
37:01Not bad for an emotional icicle.
37:30Fuck.
37:32Fuck.
37:37Allah'a emanet olun.
38:03Sanat Rino!
38:13Sanat Rino!
38:15Oh, you're my hero!
38:17Let's do this thing!
38:20Let's go!
38:28You took my fucking bullhorn!
38:31Kevin!
38:39What happened up here?
38:43This is not us. It's not us.
38:49But is it you?
38:52Be honest.
39:00Yeah.
39:01I wanted to get married to you.
39:07And I wanted a wedding.
39:13I did.
39:14But you, um...
39:16Didn't you?
39:16No.
39:20So why didn't you say yes?
39:22Because I didn't want to lose you.
39:25Or my family.
39:26But you see why now, right?
39:31I just wanted...
39:34Was longing for some sense of...
39:39Normal.
39:39Yeah, I said...
39:41I'd do...
39:43What I had always said I wouldn't do.
39:47Because I didn't want you to go.
39:50Go?
39:51I am an overly educated, uh, science nerd nobody with one dumb idea no one gives a shit about.
40:02You are...
40:04You are...
40:05And you're gonna change the world.
40:07I truly believe you will.
40:09And I can't wrap my head around why you wanna...
40:14Stay with a dumb-dumb like me.
40:18When you tell me I can change the world, then I believe it.
40:24And there is nothing I want more than to be with a dumb-dumb like you.
40:28Forever.
40:30Fuck the paperwork.
40:31But you want the paperwork.
40:32But you don't.
40:33You don't.
40:34So fuck it.
40:38But you saying fuck it really makes me fucking happy though.
40:42I fucking love you.
40:45I fucking love you.
40:54Now I just wanna un-fuck it and just get married.
40:59What, fuck it for real?
41:01But for us.
41:02Like our...
41:04Our thing.
41:05Our...
41:06Our normal.
41:07Our version.
41:08And no drama.
41:10Yes, no violence.
41:11No police.
41:12No...
41:13No family.
41:13No.
41:19And I know a perfect place.
41:23The Grey House.
41:24The Grey House.
41:32Ah!
41:40The secret.
41:42Not having a wedding.
41:46Having two.
41:48Diane.
41:49Don't make me come over there.
41:55I, Les Littlejohn, do not take you, Les Littlejohn, do not take you, Les Littlejohn, to be my wedded husband.
42:09Not?
42:10Never.
42:11You are signing the papers, yes?
42:13Yes.
42:13Yeah.
42:15Okay.
42:15Well, I now pronounce you, not husband and wife.
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