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00:08Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017
00:58Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017
01:03Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017
01:09Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017
01:10Even at our ugliest, I still believe our love's worth fighting for
01:16But fair warning
01:20It's going to get worse before it gets better
01:29To us
01:31To us
01:39To recapturing magic
01:41To the journey, not the destination
01:44And to Dr. Carmichael, couples therapist extraordinaire
01:47To her words of wisdom
01:51Speaking of the journey
01:53It was bumpy
01:54Yeah, hit a few potholes
01:57Yeah
01:58Checked into separate rooms
02:00But I am working through my narcissistic tendencies
02:05And I am working on my accountability issues
02:08And here we are
02:10We made it
02:11Got to the next stop
02:13Dr. Carmichael's New Year, New Us, colon
02:16A grand gesture
02:19I'd like to go first
02:20Okay, great
02:20Yeah
02:30I've arranged to get the Vermont gang back together
02:32At the Grey House on New Year's Eve
02:34For our anniversary
02:36So we can renew our vows
02:39New Year
02:40New Us
02:43I'm speechless
02:45We were so happy there
02:49Really?
02:50Really
02:50Are Gary and Meg going to be there?
02:52They're giving up Cabo
02:53Lulu?
02:55Our daughter has not returned my calls
02:56Oh, she's 18
02:57She will
02:58They don't do phones
02:59Always send a text
03:00Okay
03:00Okay, my turn
03:01Okay
03:03This will be
03:05But the last Christmas
03:07That we spend in St. Louis
03:08Because I have listed our house
03:10With the contingency
03:12To run it back from the bio
03:13Through next December
03:14I am going to land this big fish
03:16And tomorrow
03:17I'm going to get Elv Smith
03:19To bankroll the final stage of my life's work
03:21So that in one year
03:22Lindy
03:23We can move back to the Grey House
03:26Permanently
03:27Like I promised years ago
03:29Clean slate
03:30And a fresh start
03:32I supported you
03:34And you got your prize
03:35And all I ask
03:36Is that for one more year
03:38You support me
03:39So I can get mine
03:42Are you serious?
03:45The listing went up
03:47Today
03:52Is this real?
03:53Very
04:02I love you
04:04Lindy
04:05I love you too
04:15Thank you
04:16Thank you for inviting me back into our bed
04:44How does one solve
04:45The problem
04:46Of feeding the world
04:49Only
04:49Less little John knows
04:51Now what if we could take say
04:53An ear of corn
04:55And shrink it
04:57To a fraction
04:58Of its original size
04:59Just imagine
05:01A farmer could grow
05:02Ten
05:02A hundred
05:04A thousand
05:05Ears of corn
05:06In the space
05:06It takes to grow
05:07One
05:08But
05:09How does cellular reduction work?
05:12My revolutionary molecular transformation process
05:15Fundamentally changes the distance between atoms
05:19Oh
05:19The real question is
05:21Can you restore the corn cob
05:22To a regular size
05:23After it's been miniaturized?
05:25Not only can we do it
05:26We will do it
05:28Together
05:28Hilton Smith
05:29We can make more
05:31With less
05:32And that's
05:33L
05:34E
05:34S
05:36I'll take it from here Les
05:38Okay
05:43Now it's time
05:44To blow your minds
05:50We call this
05:51The mini barn cart
05:53No one calls it that
05:55It's just me
05:56See
05:56I grew up on a farm
05:57Retreat
05:57Sorry
05:58I get excited
06:26We call this
06:28The future
06:42I
06:44Am
06:45Fucking
06:46Amazed
06:49It's a corn
06:50It's a truck
06:50Look how tiny it is
06:52It's been tiny
06:53Yeah
06:53It's incredible
06:54I got you
06:55You did
06:55You really did
06:56You really did
06:58Well
06:59Amazed me again
07:00Make it big
07:01I want to taste it
07:04Oh that big corn
07:05Takes a big investment
07:06Oh there he is
07:07Money man chiming in
07:09Well go on
07:10You know
07:11Flavor Saver
07:12Was a huge
07:14Step forward
07:15It was the first
07:17And the best
07:18GMO tomato on the market
07:19But it was a failure
07:20Well
07:22No it wasn't
07:23It was a breakthrough
07:24But it tasted like
07:25Old band-aids
07:26Admit it
07:27No I don't think
07:28I want
07:30Admit it
07:31Or I walk
07:33No
07:38Fuck yeah
07:39You should never
07:41Admit failure
07:41I got you
07:42Yes you did
07:44Hilton
07:44But this agrotech
07:46Is going to change
07:47The world
07:48Jinx
07:49And just think
07:50This is only the beginning
07:52Sorry who are you
07:53Vivian
07:53Hilton's chief scientist
07:55I'm the guts
07:56I just write the checks
07:57She's
07:58The brains
07:58And my guts
07:59Never make mistakes
08:01I mean I would write you a check
08:03Right now
08:05But for some
08:07Reason
08:07I'm just not feeling
08:10Yummy in my tummy
08:13You
08:14Who are you
08:17Is this a trick question
08:19I don't know
08:20Is it
08:21Well who are you
08:23I'm awesome
08:24I'm Hilton
08:25Well I'm awesome
08:27I'm less
08:30Yeah
08:30I'm gonna need more
08:38You liked it
08:40Yeah
08:41I'm gonna lose my house
09:00Hey
09:01Hey
09:04Something quietly revealed itself to me
09:07Oh what's that
09:09Maria's staff pick
09:10My rainbow starts with black
09:13It's a Pulitzer Prize winning novel
09:15By the one
09:16The only
09:17Lindy McMichael
09:18Littlejohn
09:19That's a
09:21Lifetime ago
09:2218 years
09:24And still a fan fave
09:25Listen Richie
09:27Um
09:28We need to talk
09:30Uh oh
09:31No
09:32Yeah
09:33No we've just begun
09:35Richie
09:36Hold on
09:37This is just the first act
09:38Do not turn this into a tragedy
09:41Tragedy is a better story
09:43Oh
09:44I wish they had a
09:45A section on how to repair
09:47An emotional affair
09:49Listen
09:49You really saw me
09:51When I needed it the most
09:53I did
09:53Yeah
09:54And
09:55And you really gave me
09:57That emotional intimacy
09:58That I craved
09:59You know
09:59Mmhmm
10:00You were a great shoulder
10:02An ear
10:04Mmhmm
10:04You're so
10:05Handsome
10:06Young
10:07Smart
10:08Don't stop it
10:09And maybe in another life
10:10But
10:11But I fell in love
10:15And you
10:16I fell in less
10:18Hell yes
10:19Yeah
10:19Why
10:19Less
10:21Knows the real me
10:22The worst of me
10:24And he
10:24He still loves me
10:26I could love the worst of you
10:28No
10:29Yeah
10:29He has 20 years on you
10:30And you've known me
10:31Like a few months
10:32Six and a half
10:34Less
10:36He made a grand gesture
10:38And he promised me
10:39A fresh start
10:41And I believe him
10:42Why
10:43No no no
10:45Actually don't say
10:46Love should remain
10:48A mystery
10:50My mom told me that
10:51Okay
10:53I'm gonna go
10:54Just
10:54Wait
10:54Wait
10:55This
10:56Oh god
10:57I got you this
10:57Christmas present
10:59Absolutely cannot accept this
11:00You must
11:01Or it means
11:01Our love was in vain
11:02She's not love
11:03Okay
11:04Just open the card first
11:06There is no need
11:08To thank me
11:09Okay
11:25Merry Christmas my love
11:27In anticipation of the new year
11:29New you
11:30And new us
11:31I thought this
11:32Would be a great start
11:33Open the present
11:35I'll wait
11:47I hate this rag
11:48I know you hate this rag
11:50But I knew you'd never send it in yourself
11:53Give it a quick read
11:54See if you recognize it
11:58Oh Richie
12:00No no no no
12:01What have you done
12:01I pretended to be your book agent
12:04Your story is gonna be
12:06In the New Yorker
12:08No
12:08I didn't write this
12:11I'm fucked
12:12I know it's overwhelming
12:14And I'm sure you don't
12:15Holy fuck
12:17Richie
12:17No no no
12:19Oh my fuck
12:21Oh shit shit shit shit
12:23Oh bitch pick up
12:24Pick up
12:25Hi this is Terry
12:26Leave a message
12:26Terry
12:28Oh fuck
12:28Okay
12:29There is a story
12:31There's a story in the New Yorker
12:33With my name on it
12:33And I need you to call me back
12:35This is an emergency
12:36For serious this time
12:37Call me back
12:39Oh fuck
12:41Fuck
12:51Shut the door
12:53Why?
12:53Because I want to raise my voice
12:56Jesus jumping crackers
12:58Why would you invite Hilton
13:01To your charity event
13:02At your home tonight
13:03Because he wants to know who I am
13:05But Lindy will be there
13:06And?
13:07I'm sorry
13:08Am I the only one that remembers
13:09Last year
13:10The silent auction
13:12The pool incident
13:13And you're still serving alcohol
13:14This year right?
13:15Count me out
13:16I'm sorry
13:17I cannot watch
13:20I don't think
13:22That my heart
13:23Or my stomach
13:24Can tolerate
13:25Another interaction
13:26With him
13:26But we are broke
13:28And he is all we have
13:30There are
13:32No more
13:33Interested
13:33Investors
13:34Less
13:34With Hilton's
13:35Kind of cash
13:36You know what
13:37Lindy and I are fine now
13:38We're good
13:39Even
13:40And we're renewing
13:41Our vows
13:41New year
13:42New us
13:43Yes
13:43You said that last year
13:44This year it's gonna stick
13:45You sleeping in the same bed
13:47Yes
13:48Just sleeping
13:49Sleeping plus
13:50Big plus
13:51Small plus
13:53It feels so much better
13:54If it was big
13:55We're on the road to big
13:56I promise you
13:57Um
13:57Okay
13:59Lindy it's me
14:00It's me calling you
14:02Um
14:02I'm not panicking
14:03But just call me back
14:04Before the party okay
14:05It's not an emergency
14:06But it's an emergency
14:07Oh
14:08Oh
14:08Sorry
14:10My polyp is gone
14:12Yeah
14:12But there's a hole
14:13In my heart now
14:14Sounds like a case
14:15For the bard's guard
14:16So I'll be unable
14:17To attend your party
14:18This evening
14:19Our loss
14:19Good luck Richard
14:45You're not Jackie
14:46I'm hell
14:47Don't make me raise it
14:48Through
14:50I'm Professor Little John
14:51Jackie's professor
14:52Did she leave for break already
14:53Have I missed her
14:54I hope not
14:54Cause I'm her fucking ride
14:56Jackie
14:57Professor Little John
14:59Yeah
14:59Lindy
15:00You should call me Lindy
15:01Oh
15:02Hell
15:02Professor Little John
15:04Is the reason that
15:05I'm here
15:06Oh
15:07You wrote that book she loves
15:08I didn't read it
15:10No offense
15:11None taken
15:11Jackie
15:12I'm so glad I caught you
15:13Can we talk
15:15Yeah
15:15Just real quick
15:17Oh you mean without me
15:18I do
15:19Oh
15:19Is it okay
15:20Oh yeah
15:20Is it rude
15:21No offense
15:22But sure
15:23Okay
15:24Okay
15:28Have I done something wrong
15:30Professor Little John
15:31Oh no no
15:32Gosh no
15:32No I have
15:33I have
15:36I
15:36I need to tell you something
15:43I loved your short story
15:47Untitled on purpose
15:48Yeah
15:48That's the one
15:49Yeah
15:49I loved it
15:50It was brilliant
15:52The prose was incisive
15:54Oh just the voice
15:55Fresh
15:56Distinguished
15:57Rare
15:57One that deserves
15:59The attention
16:00Of the New York literati
16:02I mean
16:05That that means
16:06The world
16:07To me
16:07Professor Little John
16:08It's almost
16:08It's almost Christmas
16:09And you're at my door
16:10Complimenting my work
16:11I
16:11Oh my gosh
16:12I couldn't ask for a better
16:13Okay listen to me
16:13Listen to me
16:14Yes
16:15You need to turn it
16:16Into a novel
16:17Right now
16:19Now
16:21Really
16:21Really now
16:24I guess I could get started
16:26Over the break
16:27No you need to take
16:28Next semester off
16:28And just write
16:30The whole
16:31Semester
16:32The whole semester
16:33You just want to isolate
16:34And write
16:36While it's fresh
16:37While it's here
16:37While untitled on purpose
16:39Is coursing through you
16:41Right
16:41Yes I feel it
16:42Okay so you need to isolate
16:44And write
16:44No distractions
16:45No internet
16:46No novels
16:47No magazines
16:48No nothing
16:50And just all winter long
16:53A very room of one's own
16:54Right
16:55Wolf it
16:55Right
16:55Wolf it
16:56Could you do that
16:57Yes
16:58Well how's dad
16:59My uncle Flip
17:00He has a cabin
17:01Back in Montana
17:02That's super
17:03Isolated
17:04That's Walden Pond
17:05Isolated
17:05That's perfect
17:06Right
17:06Yes
17:07Jackie
17:07Yeah
17:09This has the potential
17:10To be
17:11Your
17:11My rainbow starts
17:13With black
17:14No
17:15Professor Little John
17:17It
17:17It couldn't
17:18Jackie
17:18I
17:19I should know
17:20My goal
17:21In life
17:23Is to just write
17:23One
17:25One great novel
17:26Like you
17:27That's okay
17:28So we're agreed
17:30You're gonna isolate
17:31And write
17:31Yes
17:32All semester
17:32All semester
17:33You're going to Montana
17:35Yes
17:35Remember no magazines
17:36Right
17:37No
17:37You know what I need
17:38Just turn off the internet
17:40Okay
17:41I will unplug completely
17:43Yes
17:44Okay hey
17:45Merry Christmas
17:45Merry Christmas
17:47To you too
17:52Okay
17:54That's
18:14Terry
18:14Thank
18:15Christ
18:15Okay listen
18:16I
18:18Blindsiding me
18:19With one short story
18:20Published in the New Yorker
18:21Over the last two decades
18:22Gets you one
18:23The fact that we've been friends
18:24For more than 20 years
18:25Gets you another
18:26And the other eight
18:27Belong to Gillian Flynn
18:28He continues to publish bestsellers
18:30Which bought me a classic
18:31Six off the park
18:33I didn't write the story
18:34It's my students work
18:38My ex emotional lover
18:41Long story
18:42Found the fucking story
18:44In my bag
18:44And thought it was mine
18:45And I
18:45Why would I correct him
18:47You know
18:48He sent it in
18:50Without my knowledge
18:52On my behalf
18:52Because he
18:53Long story
18:54Adored me
18:55And
18:55Thought I was capable
18:56Of writing something great again
18:57I'm taking a sabbatical
18:59From Wash U
19:00I'm headed to the gray house
19:01Les and I
19:02Are going to renew our vows
19:03Long story
19:04You're invited
19:06I know you hate him
19:07I did too
19:08But
19:08He has a good dad
19:10And
19:10I'm committed
19:12To committing to my marriage
19:13So
19:14I cannot handle
19:16This shit storm
19:17Right now
19:18Which is sure
19:19By the way
19:20To tarnish your reputation
19:21As well
19:21So if you want to keep
19:23That classic fix
19:24Then can you please
19:25Please
19:27Fix this fucking mess
19:28So I can focus on my vows
19:30And my marriage
19:30Like I promised
19:32I hate you
19:34I know
19:35I hate me too
19:37Thank you
19:38You're not allowed to thank me
19:45Oliver
19:46Oliver
20:06Les has been calling
20:07I've been texting
20:07And I have been busy
20:09Les needs you
20:10On best behavior tonight
20:12Hilton Smith is attending
20:14Condescending as always
20:15Starla
20:16And who?
20:18Necessary
20:18And he is a big investor
20:20You know
20:20I thought the cover
20:21Was on the pool last year
20:23Right?
20:23You know that
20:23Great!
20:24You already picked up
20:25The first frame to me
20:25That did
20:26Yep
20:27It's locked
20:28I know
20:30Is this another party protest?
20:31No
20:31Hilton is here in five
20:33Starla
20:34Your dress is upstairs
20:34I need you inside
20:35Now
20:36What dress?
20:37Les had me assess
20:38Your wardrobe situation
20:39And we both agreed
20:40That the only option
20:40Was to outsource an upgrade
20:43Insulting
20:44And what if I hate it?
20:46Your futures
20:46Are on the line
20:47He said to me
20:49Quote
20:49No new year
20:50New us
20:51Without new money
20:52Unquote
20:53So please
20:54Just move
20:55Get out of the car
20:57Now
20:58Bye bye
20:59Bye bye Starla
21:00I will have the valet
21:02Physically remove you
21:04I need a minute
21:07One minute
21:11We need a Hulk out front
21:13Stat
21:41Come on
21:43Tell me what Les is working on.
21:45This is the cover of Scientific American.
21:48He tells me nothing else.
21:50And you never ask.
21:52Bullshit, Wendy.
21:53I have printed that same quote from you ten times over the years.
21:56All I'll say is First Rule of Fight Club.
21:59Blame.
22:00And outdated.
22:01Just like Scientific American.
22:14Vodka dry.
22:23Oh, thank you.
22:33Big Red has landed.
22:35Where's Lindy?
22:37I need eyes on Lady Tomato.
22:38Hilton?
22:39Give me a 20 on Deep Pockets.
22:42Double negative.
22:43Big Red is not happy.
22:45I know amazing style when I see it.
22:48Oh, this is a facade.
22:50Oh, well, the facade is working.
22:54I'm teetering on the precipice of being outed as a fraud.
22:58Which I probably deserve.
23:01I'm supposed to be the supportive wife.
23:06But my career going up in flames is banging around my brain.
23:09That's all I can hear.
23:11What does your husband think about that?
23:13Oh, he has no clue.
23:15He's a fraud, too.
23:17Is that so?
23:20Welcome, everyone.
23:24Every year, I say I'm going to keep it short and that this night is not about me.
23:28It's about the children.
23:30And tonight, I'm actually going to keep that promise.
23:33But, you know, let's be honest.
23:35It has to be about me first because you're all here to bid on my stuff.
23:40Well, he's just playing the role of a charitable philanthropist.
23:46But all he really cares about is his life's work.
23:50First, himself second, our daughter third, and me last.
23:53Which I probably deserve.
23:55Well, just curious.
23:57What do you think about his life's work?
23:59And a very personal little ditty about Jack and Diane, my John Cougar Mellencamp Velcro wallet with my high school
24:09ID still inside.
24:11Huh?
24:11Where else are you going to get one of those?
24:13I can't tell you that.
24:17It's so top secret, I actually have no idea what it is.
24:20Hold on a second.
24:21My top elf is really trying to tell me something.
24:25Lady Tomato on the brand of Deep Pock is two drinks and third on deck.
24:28You're fucking joking, aren't you fucking fired?
24:31I'll turn to my headset.
24:34But I can tell you, he's brilliant.
24:40Don't tell him I said that.
24:42Yeah, I mean, I'm already last.
24:45You know, what's after last?
24:48Not much.
24:49So, yeah, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
24:53And hopefully that covers it all.
24:56Okay.
24:59Last five minutes.
25:00No, two, one, later, maybe.
25:02Done.
25:02Oh, everybody was up.
25:04Mindy, stop, stop, stop.
25:05I'm just explaining to this gentleman why there's no outdoor access this holiday season.
25:10And so, as a joke, last year, I put into the silent auction, as a joke, watch Almighty Les walk
25:16on water.
25:18I thought the cover was on the pool.
25:20Oh.
25:20I'm so sorry.
25:22You get it.
25:22Hilton, I'm so sorry.
25:24I just want to say I'm so sorry.
25:25Well, I pay right now to see that.
25:27Awesome Les.
25:29If you can walk on water, you got my money.
25:32Are you being serious?
25:34No.
25:35No.
25:35Oh, oh, oh, great.
25:36So I can still get the money?
25:38After the conversation with your wife, uh, I don't know.
25:44Hi, Hilton, I didn't know.
25:45Okay, Lindy, why don't you just not say anything and maybe go and get us a lot of drinks?
25:50Yeah, okay.
25:51Okay, so, um, Hilton, I don't know what she said.
25:53Well, she said that you put work first, family third, and her dead last.
25:58That's out of context.
26:00What kind of man are you?
26:01I know, I just, I can explain.
26:03I can explain.
26:04Oh, my God.
26:07You never explain anything.
26:09I got you.
26:10Again.
26:12Again.
26:13You suck at it.
26:13I do, I do, I do.
26:15So just to be clear, Lindy didn't tank the deal.
26:17She closed it.
26:18Now she's awesome.
26:21Workaholics, they changed the world.
26:23I'm a workaholic.
26:24I should know.
26:25Thank you.
26:26Thank you so much.
26:27Thank you so much.
26:28I want to go to work right away.
26:29Like, fuck the holidays.
26:30Yeah, put it on my Christmas card every year.
26:33Yeah, you really see me.
26:34We both do.
26:35Oh, it's you again.
26:36Hilton's chief scientist.
26:38Oh, the brains.
26:39And the boots.
26:40The boots.
26:41The boots on the ground.
26:42What do the boots do?
26:43The boots ensure that my guts are never wrong.
26:47The boots are part of the deal.
26:49I'm all in.
26:51Are you?
26:52Awesome.
26:52Bless.
26:59Fine.
27:00Just tell me.
27:01I'm melting down.
27:03Because I fucked the deal.
27:04No, I closed the deal.
27:06I closed the deal.
27:07Fantastic.
27:08No.
27:08What do you mean no?
27:09That's so great.
27:11Oh, my God.
27:11I was so worried.
27:12No, now I am saddled with one of Hilton's network of bio spies.
27:17His chief scientist is going to come in, and she's going to take credit for my work.
27:21And all of this will have been for nothing.
27:23I will be nothing.
27:25My legacy will be nothing.
27:26I shall go to the grave without a Nobel.
27:28You know, you know, this was my last chance at greatness.
27:33God.
27:34Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, come on, you remember Joan Ryan?
27:44Huh?
27:45Yeah, my nemesis at MIT.
27:47That's right.
27:48You were convinced that the PhD board was going to pick her over you, and you were going to be
27:54relegated to just a footnote in the science community or some other science bad thing, right?
27:59But what actually happened, Les?
28:03They chose me.
28:05They chose you.
28:07And where's Joan Ryan?
28:09Teaching at Berkeley.
28:12And where are you?
28:14In St. Louis.
28:16But why?
28:16Oh, uh, to give the finger to those ungrateful pricks at Monsanto, and to build the Menlo Park of the
28:24Midwest.
28:24And how?
28:25How?
28:26Because I am a partner in my own company, creating the bio-agrotech that will change the world.
28:31That's right.
28:31Yeah.
28:32You're going to change the world.
28:35And you are.
28:37I've always believed that.
28:39Even when you hated me?
28:41Oh.
28:43Especially when I hated you.
28:46So what do I do?
28:48You do what you always do.
28:50You get back in the workshop, and you figure it out.
28:55That's what Les Littlejohn does.
28:58Yeah.
28:58Right?
28:59Yeah.
29:00Right.
29:01Okay.
29:03Okay.
29:05That's it.
29:06That's it.
29:07Thank you, Lydia.
29:08Thank you for being so understanding.
29:11Oh, God.
29:13So now I've got to get back in the workshop.
29:16And let's move our renewing our vows to next year.
29:19That's a fantastic idea.
29:21Les, no, I didn't.
29:21What?
29:22Huh?
29:22That's what you said, right?
29:24Huh?
29:26Did I?
29:27Yeah.
29:27Gary and Meg.
29:28Oh, Gary and Meg would much prefer to go to Cabo.
29:31Let's send them something.
29:31Sign my name.
29:32No, no, no.
29:33That will be so humiliating.
29:34Don't worry.
29:34Don't worry.
29:35I'll tell Lulu that she can just go skiing with her friends like she wanted.
29:37So I'll see you when I see you.
29:39I'll be back when I'm back.
29:40And I love you.
29:41And I can't wait for New Year.
29:43New us next year.
29:44Mwah.
29:52They're...
29:55Is he fucking kidding me?
30:15Lindy?
30:17Lindy?
30:18Richie?
30:18Richie?
30:20I made a mistake and I'm leaving Les.
30:24Tonight.
30:25I hear the emotion in your voice and it's beautiful.
30:28I've been hoping for a Christmas miracle.
30:30Yeah, I'm going to go to Vermont.
30:32I'm going to go to the Grey House.
30:33And I, um, could you, could you come with me?
30:37Where you finished your masterpiece.
30:39I'd be honored to be invited.
30:41A gift beyond measure.
30:42I have ten vacation days and one personal day bagged.
30:46Heart emoji.
30:49Let's meet at Mandy's Diner at midnight.
30:51Heart emoji bag.
30:52I'll arrive with joy in my step and a light in my heart.
30:56Did you love my present?
30:58The fuck?
30:59Pardon?
30:59Yeah, I...
31:01I didn't have the heart to open it.
31:05So, um, I'll just bring it with me, okay?
31:08New year, new you, new us.
31:11Oh, is Vermont cold?
31:12I get...
31:35Everybody out in 30 minutes or Hulk is going to see me smash.
31:41Iceberg ahead, 30 clicks.
31:43Abandoned ship.
31:44Lady Tomato about to burst.
31:45Hey, hey, hey.
31:47Les promised me a minute.
31:51I'll give you 20.
31:55I'll give you 20.
32:11Excuse me?
32:13I thought the boots up my ass might start after the holidays.
32:17Martin signed the LOI ASAP and Hilton turned on the money hose in good faith.
32:21I didn't sign.
32:22I'm a partner.
32:23Apparently not the important one.
32:26Oh, well, now I'm inspired, and I would like you to leave.
32:32A genius needs his space.
32:34Exactly.
32:35And I plan on being inspired throughout the holidays.
32:38I know this is a difficult transition period.
32:41I'll give you tonight.
32:43But I will be back tomorrow.
32:47Boots on the ground, Dr. Littlejohn.
32:53Fuck me.
32:56I don't know.
32:57All right.
33:05So I'll give you.
33:07Bye.
33:09Bye.
33:32Nils, I don't have time.
33:37She what?
34:01You're old.
34:02Text me.
34:07Fuck you, too.
34:13Starla?
34:23Starla?
34:24Less.
34:25Freezers off limits from now on until I say, I need to regroup.
34:29Where are you going?
34:31I'm leaving you.
34:33If anyone should be leaving anyone, I should be leaving you.
34:35How's that?
34:36For trying to sabotage my career?
34:38Think I don't know?
34:39Huh?
34:39You don't think Nils would call me for comment?
34:41Lindy?
34:42Scientific American, not TMZ.
34:44I'm a hoax.
34:45You know what?
34:46I'm threatened by a female scientist taking credit for my work.
34:49You mentioned Joan.
34:51I'm not a misogynist.
34:53I'm not intentionally.
34:54Oh?
34:55If anything, I'm an accidental misogynist, and I too blame the patriarchy for that.
34:58I never said misogynist.
35:00Why would you do this?
35:01Why?
35:02You know why.
35:04Is it about Gary and Meg?
35:06This is about you and our marriage and breaking the promise of step three colon a grand gesture
35:13and our daughter who hates me sucking the life out of me and my promising writing career.
35:20Career?!
35:20Stop!
35:21It was one book in the early aughts!
35:24This is what you did.
35:25You basically, you turned in a book report on your fucked up family, you changed the names,
35:30you added a little bit of wry sarcasm, and then you called it fiction and you got lucky.
35:35Lucky?
35:35My rainbow starts with black.
35:37No shit.
35:38My book report and the subsequent Oscar nominated film it's based on bought and paid for this
35:46extravagantly sad McMansion in this podunk red state town you forced us to move to so that
35:53you could try to be something other than Mr. Fucking Tomato Head.
35:57This is the last thing I need right now.
35:59Oh my.
36:00I'm so sorry.
36:02What is it you need right now?
36:03I need you.
36:05Yeah.
36:05I need your support.
36:06This is my last chance.
36:08You already got your prize.
36:11And, in case you forgot, I was by your side for every fucking sentence.
36:17Every book signing.
36:18Every interview.
36:19I held your purse.
36:21I held my tongue.
36:22You know?
36:22I was there for the ride.
36:24And it wasn't always pleasant.
36:25You know, the rollercoaster of insecurity and emotion was frankly fucking exhausting.
36:30I have paid that debt.
36:32I have been by your side for 15 years.
36:35You had flavor saver.
36:38And it was insufferable.
36:42Still is.
36:43But I didn't get my moment in the spotlight like you did.
36:46I didn't get my prize.
36:48Swing and a miss.
36:50How is it my fault?
36:53How?
36:54My apologies.
36:55Forgive me for being ambitious.
36:57Coasting by on a one hit wonder isn't enough for me.
37:01Maybe you don't have another hit in you.
37:02Huh?
37:03Maybe you're one and done.
37:05Maybe your ego just won't let you read the room.
37:08I would rather be blinded by my ego than paralyzed by fear.
37:11That's me?
37:12That's what you think of me?
37:13Yeah.
37:13Because you haven't produced one goddamn sentence in 15 years.
37:17What kind of magic do you think you're suddenly going to find in your beloved grey house?
37:20Huh?
37:21With me by your side.
37:22Like an emotional support animal.
37:24Encouraging you.
37:25Keeping you calm.
37:26Because, quote, I promised we'd return there one day.
37:29Unquote.
37:30I mean, I am through being held emotionally hostage for your creative paralysis.
37:36And there it is, everyone.
37:39That's our show.
37:41Same line every time.
37:50This is the top secret thing you've been working on?
37:54Give me that.
37:55Give me that.
37:55A Tonka truck is not going to change the world, let alone agriculture as we know it.
38:01You have no idea what you're talking about.
38:02Jesus, this is what you said to every female scientist that's ever had a better idea.
38:05You know, most men overcompensate with a big truck.
38:09It's nice to see yours to scale.
38:13Ah!
38:14Ah!
38:16Ah!
38:17Ah!
38:18What a gentleman!
38:19Oh, fuck.
38:21What?
38:22Oh no, Lindy.
38:23What?
38:26What'd you do?
38:43Oh god.
38:45Is she dead?
38:47Is she dead?
38:50Oh god.
38:51Oh.
38:51And Lindy.
38:53Oh.
38:54Say something.
38:54Are you alive?
38:55Oh, you're alive
39:00Fuck you
39:02Fuck you
39:03Fuck you
39:35Good morning
39:36How long until you can fix me?
39:39I need the truth
39:43I don't know
39:45But I'm making really good progress
39:48It's incredible
39:53Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me
39:58Mom wrote something?
40:00The story is viral
40:01This is a ticking time bomb that is going to blow
40:04But you're gonna fix that
40:09That means the world to me
40:12Richard, were you at my house?
40:14Lindy, wherefore art thou?
40:17I was in the neighborhood
40:20So I think mom has had an emotional breakdown
40:24No, no, no
40:25So hurricane Lindy is tracking Dorothy
40:27No, don't say that
40:29I'm the villain
40:33Lindy!
40:34Oh, fuck
40:36Oh, God
40:37I've created a tiny monster
40:43I'm the villain
40:43No, no
40:43No, no
40:44No, no
40:45No, no
40:56No
40:56No
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