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15:04Oh, okay.
15:05No, you can't say that, Zach Carlos.
15:06He's an alien.
15:07No.
15:07What? Zach Carlos, no.
15:09No.
15:09Hey, yep.
15:10He's an illegal alien who is sleeping with my wife.
15:14So no, I'm not divorcing Issa.
15:16Because that's how I'm involved.
15:21Oh, okay.
15:24Okay.
15:24Okay.
15:25You're right.
15:26You're right, Zach Carlos.
15:27He's right.
15:28He's right, Samir.
15:30He's right.
15:31Oh, it's just a shame, though, because you would have really hit it off with Paul Baker.
15:34He loves meeting new people.
15:36What are you doing?
15:37He's kind.
15:38He's a great listener.
15:40He's like funny over text.
15:42You know those people that are like funny over text, Samir?
15:45You know those people?
15:45Hmm?
15:47He's funny over text.
15:48So funny.
15:50I'm funny over text.
15:52Yes.
15:53Yes.
15:54Wait.
15:54You were funny over text, too.
15:56They would have such good bits.
15:57Right?
15:58What a coulda shoulda.
15:59PV and ZC.
16:00Yep.
16:02Too bad he's going back to Canada.
16:04Bye, Zach Carlos.
16:06Wait.
16:07Mm-hmm.
16:08Does he watch The Masked Singer?
16:12Yeah.
16:14Could he explain it to me?
16:18Of course.
16:19Of course.
16:23Yay, congratulations.
16:25All right, you love it.
16:27Aw.
16:28You're doing a really good thing.
16:30Thanks.
16:30I know.
16:32Oh, wait.
16:33How was that date with that couple last night?
16:34It was actually really good.
16:36Oh, really?
16:37Yeah.
16:38Wow.
16:40You have UTI?
16:41My vagina is on fire.
16:42Look at you, you little asshopper.
16:44Threesomes, itchy vaginas.
16:45You're, like, doing it.
16:47I know.
16:48And meanwhile, you're the responsible one about to get married.
16:51I know.
16:51Next thing you know, you're going to stop flushing your tampons down the toilet.
16:53I know.
16:54It's like you're the Billy and I'm the Issa.
16:57Oh, God.
16:59Yeah.
17:00Yeah, that's true.
17:02Wow.
17:02Hi.
17:03Hi.
17:04Hi.
17:04Issa, you look so beautiful.
17:06Thanks.
17:06Thanks.
17:07It's vintage Samir's mom in that it is her wedding dress.
17:10Oh.
17:10Excuse me?
17:11Mm-hmm.
17:11Issa, we got those papers signed.
17:12Yeah.
17:13We handled it.
17:14Good.
17:14Great.
17:15Super great.
17:16Oh, shh, shh, shh.
17:17Hey.
17:18Okay.
17:18I know I'm not supposed to see you yet, my beautiful bride.
17:21Are you ready, Issa?
17:22Yes.
17:23Super ready.
17:23Super.
17:24Okay, let's do it.
17:24She's ready.
17:25Let's go.
17:27Let's go.
17:27Yes.
17:29Yes.
17:30Yes.
17:30Yes.
17:30Come on, Carly.
17:32Carly, I am stealing you from Samir.
17:34You're tiny.
17:37I hope it's a UTI.
17:51Hello.
17:54Oh.
17:55Take me in.
17:56What?
17:57Take me in.
17:58Take me in.
18:02You sniff me?
18:03And, okay, I will see you in there.
18:07Wait, wait, wait, please, please, please, please.
18:08What?
18:10I can't do this.
18:12Oh, my God, Issa.
18:14I can't.
18:15I'm not supposed to get married at 24.
18:17If anything, I'm supposed to get married at 60 to a 24-year-old.
18:20Issa, but remember, remember, you've been married before.
18:23As a bitch!
18:25This isn't a bitch!
18:26I live with this guy!
18:28I would never find another lover
18:30to be more than you.
18:33Hey, Zory, who is this guy?
18:36It's Zach Carlos.
18:37He's your best man.
18:40Okay.
18:43He's gonna get deported.
18:44Oh, Baker, he's gonna get deported.
18:45This is horrible.
18:46Do you know how many marches I've been to for that?
18:48He's not gonna get deported, okay?
18:50Oh, my God, I'm gonna throw up.
18:51No.
18:51No, no, no, no.
18:51I'm gonna throw up.
18:52I'm gonna ralph.
18:52Issa, don't ralph.
18:53Oh, God.
18:53I'm gonna ralph on Samir's mom's dress.
18:55Don't throw up.
18:56I'm gonna throw up.
18:56Oh, God.
18:57If you puke, it'll make me puke.
18:59Oh, God.
19:00Don't.
19:05Oh, my God.
19:15I'm a bad person.
19:16I'm a bad person.
19:17Hey, look at me.
19:18Stop crying.
19:19Oh, God.
19:20It's okay.
19:20What do we do?
19:21We are gonna figure this out.
19:24How?
19:34What the fuck?
19:46Jesus Christ.
19:48Okay.
19:48That's not the bride.
19:51Billy, what's happening?
19:52Issa is really, really sorry, but she can't actually marry you right now.
19:58Totally.
19:58Yeah.
19:59Okay, but it's gonna be okay, because we're not gonna lose you, because I am gonna marry
20:04you.
20:05Billy, what?
20:05Billy, no.
20:06That's crazy.
20:07Who cares, okay?
20:08Last night, I went down on a woman while her husband sobbed beside me, okay?
20:12I can do anything.
20:13Billy, no.
20:13Okay.
20:14Hey, Billy.
20:14Hey.
20:15No, I'll just marry him.
20:16What the fuck?
20:17Samir.
20:18He's my guy, okay?
20:19I, he cooks my meals.
20:21He, he remembers my passwords.
20:22He lives in my house, okay?
20:23Let's just do this.
20:24Hey, guys.
20:25Samir, well, you're not even gay, so.
20:27So, I've seen it.
20:28I can get there.
20:29Hey, guys, no.
20:31Super sweet that you want to do this, but if Issa can't marry me, then that's that.
20:34I'm leaving the country.
20:35Well, she totally can, though.
20:36Oh.
20:37No, no, no.
20:38I divorced her this morning.
20:40Oh!
20:41Fuck.
20:42What?
20:45Oh, oh, and that is the bride.
20:47Oh.
20:48You have four minutes.
20:49Hi, Paul Baker.
20:49First wedding, thank you.
20:50Hi.
20:51Hi.
20:51Uh, okay, so, I actually lied about, like, a lot, actually.
20:57Yes.
20:57I was married when I proposed to you to a nightmare twink named Zach Carlos.
21:01Hi, Zach Carlos.
21:03And I...
21:03You were married?
21:05Yeah.
21:05The whole time?
21:06Mm-hmm.
21:08And all of you guys knew?
21:09Yeah, we knew.
21:10Yeah.
21:10His name sounded familiar.
21:12Yeah, they knew.
21:13Going back, you know, we probably wouldn't have lied as much, but it was just because we thought
21:17we could pull it off.
21:17Pull it off?
21:18Pull it off?
21:19This is my life.
21:21This is life.
21:22Yeah, you could have just talked to me.
21:23Just talk.
21:24Look, we all love you.
21:25We just want you to stay, so literally any of us would marry you.
21:29Yeah, we would.
21:30Yeah, and I love you, Paul Barker.
21:32Zach Carlos, I swear to God.
21:33Paul Baker, you choose.
21:35What do you want?
21:36Yeah.
21:51Okay, wait, can I have some cake?
21:52No, I want this one.
21:53I'll trade you.
21:54Mm.
21:54Oh, okay.
21:55Oh, you watching a movie?
21:57Mm.
21:58That suit.
21:59I may not be a bride, but I'm gonna fuck a groom tonight.
22:02Okay.
22:03Wait, wait, wait.
22:03You have to sit next to your literal spouse.
22:06Oh, yeah.
22:06Oh, yeah.
22:07Okay.
22:08Come on.
22:08Okay, okay.
22:08Don't get rude.
22:20Thank you for marrying me.
22:21Of course.
22:22It was nothing.
22:23It's marriage.
22:24It was something.
22:26Wait, you guys never had your kiss.
22:28Oh, my God.
22:29You have to.
22:30Guys.
22:31Come on.
22:31Guys, come on.
22:31Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
22:32You don't need to do that.
22:33You don't have to.
22:34Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
22:38Come on.
22:38Bigger than that.
22:40You're not gonna get cooties.
22:41Kiss.
22:41Fine.
22:43Okay.
22:43Kiss, for real.
22:45Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
22:59Kiss, kiss.
23:00We kissed.
23:01We just kissed.
23:05Should we watch a movie?
23:06Yes.
23:07Yes.
23:07We need to watch a movie right now.
23:09Let's do it.
23:09100%.
23:14Okay, someone throw out a movie.
23:17Oh, um.
23:19Ah!
23:21Oh.
23:23Conrad Edison.
23:25I could go off the deep end.
23:28I could kill all my best friends.
23:31I could follow those stylish trends.
23:33And God knows I could make amends.
23:36But I've got an angry heart.
23:38Filled with cancers and poppy tarts.
23:42If this is how you folks make art, it's fucking depressing.
23:47And it's sad to know that we are not alone.
23:52And it's sad to know there's no honest way out.
23:57I'm afraid to leave the house.
24:00I'm as timid as a mouse.
24:03I'm afraid if I go out, I'll outwear my welcome.
24:07Ha ha.
24:08Good a business.
24:20I'm afraid to leave the house.
24:21Have a good night.
24:22I've been waiting for a moment.
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