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00:01ترجمة نانسي قنقر
00:03هذا مصطع
00:03محطة
00:05ترجمة نانسي قنقر
00:13ترجمة نانسي قنقر
00:18ترجمة نانسي قنقر
00:30الجميل
00:35مخطوع
00:35وأجهدكم أرى يا أول يعتمد الرائع
00:39One of the many TV shows that my own nieces don't watch
00:44And yet...
00:45Am I expected to display your school photos in my home?
00:49I doubt it!
00:50They've gone in the drawer with years worth of your rubbish artwork
00:55I know you'll never hear this
00:57but it's enough for me to know that I've said it on TV.
01:00Quid pro quo, you monsters!
01:03QUID PRO QUO!
01:06Moving along.
01:08Please welcome to the show Fatih El Ghori!
01:12APPLAUSE
01:13Jason Mandzuka!
01:15APPLAUSE
01:16Matthew Bainter!
01:18APPLAUSE
01:18Rosie Ramsey!
01:21And Stevie Martin!
01:24APPLAUSE
01:26And next to me, a man who drives an electric car,
01:30and to quote him,
01:32not for the good of the planet, but because it makes my wife horny.
01:36LAUGHTER
01:38It's little Alex Hall!
01:44What's happening, sweet prince?
01:47I'm trying... I'm trying to be brave for you, Greg.
01:50You know I struggle with accents.
01:52Oh, yeah. I can't do them.
01:53Well, I can do them now. I've had lessons.
01:55OK.
01:56So I'd like to demonstrate my new grasp of accents.
01:59Are you ready?
01:59Yeah, I'm ready for the joke that you cooked up six minutes ago.
02:03I'm going to start with Beyonce. Ready?
02:05OK.
02:07There's one on the E.
02:10LAUGHTER
02:11And now I'm going to do the Quebec accent.
02:14It's on the first E.
02:16LAUGHTER
02:17I'm now going to do the Oslo accent.
02:21Good morning. I am from Oslo.
02:24Norway.
02:26APPLAUSE
02:30Let's get on with the price task.
02:32Right.
02:33Yes, I'm going to get on, Greg.
02:36And this time you've asked them to bring in the best object to bestow in your will to a relative
02:41against whom you are seeking revenge.
02:43LAUGHTER
02:44We've all thought about it, we all want revenge and I shall have my revenge.
02:48The object Greg thinks is best to bestow will be gifted five points and the winner of the episode will
02:53have to update their will with five new objects.
02:56Back to you, my sweet little Greg Forrest Gatto.
02:59LAUGHTER
03:01Matthew, what have you bought me to take revenge on a relative?
03:05I've brought a thousand-piece jigsaw of the Mona Lisa.
03:09Oh.
03:10Get this in your will.
03:11I'd quite like that.
03:12I think quite a lot of nerds would like that, so...
03:15LAUGHTER
03:16Well, this relative is not a nerd.
03:18Interestingly, you have, in your mind, picked a specific relative.
03:23LAUGHTER
03:23Did we not all...?
03:25LAUGHTER
03:26Let's call him Terry.
03:28LAUGHTER
03:30So, every time Terry comes over, I've got a jigsaw on the go and Terry begins to get the impression
03:36that I'm really into jigsaws.
03:38Right.
03:38So, when I leave the Mona Lisa in my will, Terry's going to think,
03:43I guess I'd better do it in his memory.
03:46And then how disappointed they would be...
03:49LAUGHTER
03:50..when they find...
03:52APPLAUSE
03:54This is a piece that Matthew is going to be buried with.
03:58LAUGHTER
04:00So genuinely fiendish, Matthew.
04:03Rosie.
04:04I have brought used coffee bean granules in the shape of a delicious chocolate brownie.
04:12Oh, God, OK.
04:13Here it is.
04:14What I'm going to do, every time they come round, I'm going to be making chocolate brownies.
04:19Yeah.
04:19I'm going to make them the most delicious chocolate brownies that they've ever had in their life.
04:23And then when I die, I'm going to get my coffee granules and I'm going to leave it with a
04:28note for them saying,
04:29one last time.
04:31LAUGHTER
04:32Then it'll be disgusting.
04:34And I'll never forget it.
04:36Great.
04:36I mean, that would be absolutely horrific.
04:38Jason, what are you planning to do to your most dislikeable relative?
04:43OK, so, I collect a lot of art, right?
04:48Right.
04:48But not, like, good art.
04:50A lot of weird stuff.
04:51So, here's the thing.
04:53There are times when I am up late at night going on websites to buy random paintings, OK?
05:00OK.
05:00I do not remember purchasing this painting, but it arrived at my house.
05:05Imagine my surprise.
05:07Here it is.
05:08Oh!
05:11Is this not the most haunted thing you've ever seen?
05:15I hate it.
05:17Yes.
05:18I don't care for it either.
05:20This task allows me an opportunity to offload this nightmare.
05:25I'm so sorry for whoever gets it.
05:27Wow.
05:27I mean, it is...
05:29God-awful.
05:30Yeah.
05:31Stevie, can you beat the disembodied floating heads of children?
05:35I think it is quite route one, but I wouldn't like this.
05:37So, it's like a really interesting-looking old envelope that makes...
05:42OK.
05:42Yeah, that makes you be like, hang on, what's going on here?
05:45There's the envelope.
05:45Yeah, there's the envelope.
05:46Interesting.
05:46So, when you open it...
05:48This is what happens.
05:49A lot of glitter and it says, ha-ha, you're a twat.
05:52LAUGHTER
05:56Very clever, really.
05:57You lowered my expectations so much, but I quite liked, ha-ha, you're a twat.
06:03Ah!
06:04Ah!
06:04My old friend.
06:07LAUGHTER
06:08You all right, baby?
06:09What have you brought us?
06:10I mean, I dread to think what revenge you're going to take.
06:13LAUGHTER
06:13Oh, my God!
06:14So, I brought pillows.
06:17She brought pillows.
06:18Yeah.
06:19And then, but the pièce de résistance is the little note.
06:23Could you please show us the note, Alex?
06:24There's a word I didn't understand, but it says this.
06:28LAUGHTER
06:28So, let me give you the context, right?
06:30I've got an auntie who's a BITCH!
06:33LAUGHTER
06:35And basically, for three birthdays on the trot, the bitch has got me pillows.
06:41LAUGHTER
06:42Is that the one reason she's a bitch?
06:44Yeah!
06:45Yeah!
06:46So, she hasn't done any, she's not been rude to you?
06:48No!
06:49She's got you some nice pillows.
06:49She cooks the best couscous in the world, but I won't eat it.
06:54LAUGHTER
06:54The first time you got the pillows, are you happy with that?
06:57Yeah, I was happy.
06:58Right.
06:58Because I mentioned once that I need pillows.
07:00Wow!
07:01See, what?
07:02Two pillows!
07:03Yeah, but not three times!
07:05LAUGHTER
07:05Well, this is your mistake.
07:07You should be saying in between things that you need next year.
07:12This year, I need a kettle.
07:13A kettle.
07:14What the hell am I, a 70-year-old woman?
07:17LAUGHTER
07:17Get ready to receive a painting, ladies.
07:22Right, Greg, what is the least good revenge?
07:25I feel sorry for Stevie.
07:26Come on!
07:28Oh, my pillows!
07:30It's not that bad, is it?
07:31It could be seen as just like a, ha, you twat, love you.
07:34It's the glitter element.
07:36You've forgotten that element.
07:37Oh, God, yes.
07:37Oh, sorry, five points.
07:39LAUGHTER
07:40So, there's one point to Stevie.
07:42When I think about this beautiful head popping down for the night,
07:48he doesn't want to pop his head onto some coffee grounds.
07:51He wants to pop them onto some pillows.
07:52So, two points for the lovely pillows.
07:54Two points for you, Fatia.
07:55And big respect to your auntie.
07:56She's going to be your auntie soon, so stop fighting that.
08:00LAUGHTER
08:01Three points for the coffee grounds for Rosie.
08:04OK. Three to Rosie, thank you.
08:05And now we're up with the really sinister things.
08:08He won't like this, and it's one of the reasons I'm going to do it.
08:11I'm going to give you both five points.
08:13Yes!
08:14OK.
08:14Five to Macri-Foy.
08:15That's it, James.
08:17APPLAUSE
08:18Let's task.
08:19Two right.
08:20And yes, please, Mummy, it's time to camp it up a bit.
08:23MUSIC
08:38Wow.
08:40Hello.
08:41Hi, Stevie.
08:43Wow.
08:43You like it?
08:44I love it.
08:45I love it.
08:45It's like a spa, isn't it?
08:47Is it?
08:47A little bit.
08:48Posh one.
08:50I like this.
08:51You like grottoes?
08:52Yeah.
08:53And it's great what people did before the internet.
08:56LAUGHTER
08:58Be the least annoying person round the campfire.
09:02Round the campfire.
09:04Should have had a little apostrophe before the R.
09:07Don't worry about it, I got it.
09:09OK.
09:11Be the least annoying person round the campfire.
09:14You must either sing a folk song...
09:17Tell a ghost story.
09:18Or recite a beat poem.
09:20And not be annoying.
09:23Your song, story or poem must either be about fast cars...
09:28Barbecues.
09:29..or DIY.
09:30And it can contain no more than 100 words.
09:35You must perform your song, story or poem
09:37in ten minutes from now.
09:40If I do a folk song, do I get an instrument?
09:43Yeah, I've got all the instruments.
09:45All of them.
09:46You got a little egg?
09:49LAUGHTER
09:49No?
09:59What's the beat poem?
10:00Is that the shit they do in America?
10:02Well, we can ask Jason.
10:04Who's Jason?
10:04He's the American on the show.
10:06LAUGHTER
10:08Don't put that in.
10:10I think we will.
10:12I'm meant to be the least annoying.
10:14Yeah, you are supposed to be, yeah.
10:15You brought this.
10:17Huge mistake.
10:20Um...
10:21Did you hear that?
10:22Yeah.
10:23That's the problem.
10:24The ghost of a moorhen.
10:25LAUGHTER
10:28You've got nine minutes left, Stevie.
10:29It's not improv it.
10:30But it's got to be no more than 100 words.
10:32Oh, shit.
10:33When are you going to write...
10:34I figured I'd freestyle it.
10:36Oh, fine.
10:37LAUGHTER
10:39How much have you written so far, Stevie?
10:44APPLAUSE
10:47I mean, given that the task centres around not being annoying,
10:52are you calling back to a moorhead?
10:54Yeah, that was...
10:55That wasn't...
10:55That wasn't part of the thing.
10:57As for you, you were annoying so many times.
11:01LAUGHTER
11:01I mean, you corrected the grammar on the task.
11:04Yeah.
11:05It doesn't look good, Jason.
11:07But let's see.
11:07Am I going first?
11:08Yes, it is first.
11:09A man whose co-stars on IMDb will soon read Keanu Reeves,
11:13Mark Wahlberg, Robert De Niro and little Alex Hornet's
11:15Jason Manzikus.
11:21MUSIC PLAYS
11:23This is a folk song for you.
11:26Alex, we rode the rails together.
11:31Up and down, east and west, north and south, we did it all.
11:38From sea to sea, marsh to bog, we made sweet love on a dead mossy log.
11:47You're my best friend.
11:50And I love you with all of my heart.
11:55Alex?
11:59Will you marry me?
12:09I don't think so.
12:10What?
12:11I don't think so.
12:18Barbecue, fast cars or DIY?
12:21Fast train cars.
12:22I said we hopped trains, right?
12:24Yeah, fast train cars.
12:25Pretty sure train cars go probably faster than automobiles.
12:30Do you need it spelled out for you?
12:32It's goddamn poetry.
12:34Thank you so much, Jason.
12:35Thank you, Alex.
12:37But you have broken my heart.
12:40APPLAUSE
12:42I found the following things annoying.
12:44Your smile.
12:47Your confidence.
12:48Your tone of voice.
12:49The soundtrack you chose.
12:51The rhyming scheme.
12:52The mawkish insincerity.
12:54The proposal.
12:55And the smug explanation of your art.
12:58LAUGHTER
12:58And I added a footnote.
13:00It wasn't even about fast cars.
13:03It was about fucking and marrying my friend.
13:06LAUGHTER
13:07Five points.
13:08So, so fast, so bad.
13:10Next up, it's...
13:13I wish I could roll my R's.
13:15It's Rosie Ramsey.
13:17You ready?
13:18I can't wait.
13:25Why do I keep dreaming
13:29Of being alone with you
13:33Having a barbecue for our tea
13:38Sausage burgers halloumi
13:43We'll be on the menu
13:46Then we'll wash it all down
13:49With a Pinot Grinch
13:51It's the best way to eat
13:54Outside on a little seat
13:57Barbecuing is in my blood
14:00My dad is a barbecue stud
14:05In my town
14:08So why don't you join me
14:13Grab yourself a spewer
14:16And slide on some of those veggies
14:21LAUGHTER
14:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:30Pretty impressive.
14:32Because I've got a long history of being irritated
14:35When people show us they can sing.
14:37But I didn't find that irritating.
14:39I thought it was genuine.
14:41As you could tell from the studio reaction as well.
14:43All of us enjoyed it.
14:44Thank you.
14:44By stark contrast to Jason's.
14:47LAUGHTER
14:48That's the first part over.
14:50Time for a little interval.
14:51But there's more camping coming up soon.
14:54Maybe sooner than you think.
14:56Oh, shut up!
14:57You shut up!
15:05APPLAUSE
15:09Hello.
15:10Well, we're back to Taskmaster. It's part two.
15:13And the cast are trying their best not to be annoying.
15:16Perhaps their hardest challenge yet.
15:19Quick reminder then.
15:20Their song...
15:23..100 words.
15:24And once again,
15:25it has to be no more than 100 words.
15:29LAUGHTER
15:29Here's Fatia.
15:30And Stevie.
15:42This is a true story.
15:51Right.
15:51And it was the second Eid.
15:53Which is the Eid of sacrifice.
15:55So you have to slaughter an animal.
15:57So we slaughtered a goat.
15:58And a goat is my favourite meat.
15:59Do you eat meat?
16:01Yes, I eat meat.
16:02Goat is the best meat.
16:03OK.
16:04Don't you think?
16:04Yes.
16:05This is not part of the poem.
16:06It's not a poem.
16:07It's a story.
16:08Am I taking out the goat stuff?
16:09No, no.
16:10Not the goat.
16:10Just the one I asked you if you eat meat.
16:11Right.
16:12OK.
16:13And then...
16:14This is for real, yeah.
16:15This is what happened.
16:16It was a guest at somebody's house.
16:16And it was really nice,
16:17because it's my favourite meat.
16:19Up to about 90 words now.
16:20OK.
16:21I'm going to carry on.
16:21OK.
16:22Because I've got to finish the story.
16:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:23People want to hear it.
16:24Yes.
16:25OK.
16:25And then they brought out another tajin,
16:27because that's what they do in Morocco.
16:28And I said, no, I'm full.
16:29She goes, no, you'll really like it.
16:30And then she goes, this is the best meat.
16:32And she went like this.
16:37And that was the baby.
16:39She went like this.
16:41Like a flag.
16:42She said, do you want to eat it?
16:43And I said, no, thank you.
16:48Would you not find that scary?
16:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:50Innit?
16:51So that's it?
16:52Yeah, that's it.
16:53I think I once saw a ghost.
16:55At a barbecue barge, no, really.
17:00You saw a ghost at a barbecue?
17:01Yeah.
17:01Or maybe I didn't.
17:03Do you want a sausage?
17:04Yeah, I'd love a sausage.
17:05OK, cool.
17:06Yeah.
17:08Gonna get a sausage.
17:09Yeah.
17:12Gonna get a sausage.
17:15Oh, my God.
17:16I see your technique.
17:18Thank you.
17:19Clever.
17:19Thank you.
17:20A ghost story that was neither here nor there, thrown away.
17:24It's not mine.
17:24Yeah.
17:24Sometimes people fall at the last hurdle, don't they?
17:26What?
17:27And that sausage song just got to me.
17:30Yeah, gonna get a sausage.
17:31Yeah, that's weird.
17:32Yeah, that's weird.
17:33I went from nought to a hundred miles an hour.
17:37OK.
17:37It was good, apart from, oh, yeah, gonna get a sausage.
17:40Thank you.
17:40I can't stop singing that.
17:43That's a good song, then.
17:44I'm gonna get a sausage.
17:45You love it, but it sounds like you love it.
17:48Now, you, you monster.
17:50Oh, no.
17:50I mean, it's the worst thing I've ever heard in my life.
17:53Did you mistake ghost story for goat story?
17:57LAUGHTER
17:58That's the only explanation.
18:00Because there were no ghosts in there, were there?
18:02No.
18:03But that was the only scary thing I could think of.
18:06It's just awful.
18:09Was it annoying, though, Craig?
18:10Oh, Christ, yes.
18:13Just checking.
18:14Just checking.
18:14There's only one thing that can make me feel better
18:16and to make me forget that, and it's, oh, gonna get a sausage.
18:19LAUGHTER
18:20Not having anything to make me forget her.
18:23You'll never forget me.
18:25LAUGHTER
18:26OK, what's next?
18:27Well, finally, his walls have got paint on.
18:30His name is Matt Bainton.
18:31Here we go.
18:39All these books and I need a shelf
18:41But the handyman is busy
18:45Guess I'm in a pickle
18:47When it comes to all these books
18:51All these books and I need a shelf
18:53But the handyman's in hospital
18:57Guess I'm in a pickle
18:59When it comes to all these books
19:03We've all been there
19:05With no one to rely on
19:08We've all been there
19:10We don't know what to do
19:18Who can I get to put up my shelf
19:22Guess I better do it myself
19:26Everybody
19:27Who can I get to put up my shelf
19:33Guess I better do it myself
19:47I think I know all the moments you're going to say
19:49There was only one where the Irritatometer started to go
19:53Just only on one and it was just your shrug
19:55That was the only time
19:56You're kidding
19:57Halfway through
19:58Even when I said everybody
20:00Everybody
20:00Oh, I did write everybody, Dad
20:02Thank you
20:04I need to mention the everybody again, Greg
20:06Because Matt has been hoisted by the small print before
20:09And the reprise prompted by everybody
20:12Meant something happened
20:14I'm going to show you the reprise again
20:16Everybody
20:16Who can I get to put up my shelf
20:22Guess I better do it with myself
20:32It's exactly 101 words
20:34Everybody
20:36Everybody
20:38It makes it less annoying
20:40هو أن تتبع معين في شيء ما هذا يخصص محيطاً
20:45وليس لجأة
20:48لما سيء نحب ذلك؟
20:49لن يمكن أن تدعينييين يشكل البحث يشكل الصادف
20:52ساعش الأشياء
20:56أي بيجالي يجب أن يناسب صعبهم
20:58حسنًا سيدي لذلك يجب أن تطلعه
21:02معضلة
21:03يجب أن تكون بعض محيطاً
21:03حسنًا
21:05إن تتبع인이 عز وجود
21:07بأنني جيدة
21:08.
21:11فى الساكة من الساية من قبل، فى الأسساس المنظر من فى الأصدق
21:17.
21:17.
21:17.
21:18.
21:19.
21:19.
21:19.
21:19.
21:19.
21:19.
21:19.
21:20.
21:21...of a foreigner on your home.
21:23As is the British way.
21:29Where are we going with the points from here?
21:31She wasn't annoying until the sausage bit at the end,
21:33and I've sort of grown to like the sausage song as well.
21:35Three points.
21:36Well, if she's second, traditionally it's four in second.
21:39All right, I'm changing the system.
21:41I'm giving Jason two points.
21:43Two points to Jason.
21:43Because at least he stuck to the rules, even though I'm so annoyed with him.
21:47Four points to Stevie and obviously five points to Rosie.
21:50Well done, Rosie Ramsey.
21:52APPLAUSE
21:55Let's have a scoreboard, please.
21:56Sure. Well, Fatia is on pretty much minimum points, too.
22:00Rosie, last week's winner, is in the lead with eight points.
22:02Lovely.
22:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
22:04One more for your taskmaster.
22:06OK, and here is an arty parked car task.
22:10Ooh.
22:22Oh.
22:23Oh, well, you've won.
22:24Oh, I've won this?
22:26I don't want it.
22:27Please get into the vehicle.
22:29OK.
22:30I haven't passed my driving...
22:31..uh, lessons.
22:33Test.
22:33Oh, I can see it.
22:35There's a twist.
22:36I don't know how to drive.
22:38OK.
22:38But I've got road rage.
22:40It doesn't surprise me.
22:42OK.
22:43Right.
22:44Draw the monster.
22:45You must not turn around or leave the car.
22:48If you fail to honk your horn when you see a lollipop lady,
22:53you must surrender your picture for 30 seconds.
22:58Where's the horn?
23:00And that'll be obvious what a lollipop lady is.
23:03That's not a...
23:03That's...
23:03I'm not familiar with the phrase lollipop lady.
23:06What?
23:07Most accurate monster picture wins.
23:10You have five minutes.
23:12Your time...
23:16..starts...
23:18..now.
23:19I can't see the monster.
23:21You said I'm not allowed to turn around.
23:23Yeah.
23:23Oh, but I can use something else.
23:28Not just a pretty face, innit?
23:32Not just a pretty face, innit?
23:35I was really worried about Stevie's opening statement.
23:38I haven't passed my driving lessons.
23:42I still haven't.
23:43Where's the horn?
23:45Yeah.
23:46Non-drivers are a bit weird, right?
23:48I don't really respect myself and have had a real psychological issue
23:52with not passing my test, so thanks for that.
23:54Oh!
23:55Yeah.
23:55So you have tried?
23:57Oh, I've done about 150 hours,
23:59and the last lesson I had, I went through a stop sign
24:01and went round the round about the wrong way,
24:03and he said...
24:04He said, you cannot do this.
24:06Why aren't you focusing?
24:07And I was focusing so hard, and then I started crying,
24:09and then he took me to McDonald's.
24:13APPLAUSE
24:13LAUGHTER
24:15APPLAUSE
24:16I'm in chief, Joe Jason.
24:18Yeah.
24:18What did you think a lollipop lady was selling?
24:20I genuinely had no idea.
24:22I assumed a woman selling lollipops.
24:25Which I would absolutely believe is one of the bullshit things
24:29that would occur in this country.
24:32LAUGHTER
24:33Let's go.
24:34OK, so here are all five drawing a monster in what I've called
24:38for the monstage.
24:40So is the...
24:40Can you tell me about the monster?
24:42Can you tell me anything about it?
24:43I've never seen the monster.
24:46That's not a lollipop...
24:48OK.
24:49Oh!
24:50Oh, a bird isn't a monster.
24:53Erm...
24:54There's more than one!
24:57Well, is that a monster?
24:59Hold on.
25:00How's your picture?
25:02Those are not monsters.
25:06Oh!
25:07My guess is this is a lollipop lady.
25:12Hello!
25:14Ah!
25:14That's the monster.
25:15That's the monster.
25:16That's the monster.
25:17OK.
25:18That is unequivocally a monster.
25:20What did the monster look like?
25:22Listen.
25:23Shut your hole, yeah?
25:25Shit.
25:25Why is this person coming here?
25:27Er...
25:27Are you away or parked in a no-parking zone?
25:30I...
25:30I had no idea.
25:31Right, well, can I see a driving license?
25:34I'd rather not, thank you.
25:35I don't have one.
25:37Oh, here's...
25:37Here's my wallet.
25:39Brilliant.
25:39That's me.
25:41Is this a recent photograph?
25:45Just about a year ago.
25:49That's helpful, actually.
25:52My aunt's still gonna have to issue you a parking lot.
25:54Why, bruv?
25:55Why?
25:56Why?
25:58You must turn on your hazard lights within the next 20 seconds.
26:01Or pay a fine of eight pens.
26:04OK.
26:04Oh, I know.
26:05It's these ones.
26:09How does it like?
26:10Well, we've passed the 20 seconds.
26:11What are you talking about?
26:13Eight pens, please.
26:15OK.
26:15Yeah, just let me...
26:17Oh, come on, mate.
26:18I'd love a lift.
26:19Come on in.
26:20Yep.
26:20Yeah, get in, buddy.
26:22Can I, um, get a lift?
26:24No, bruv.
26:25Get out.
26:26Two more pens, please.
26:27Er...
26:28It's gone.
26:30It's a lollipop monster.
26:33That is a monster who has ate a lollipop lady.
26:37OK.
26:38OK.
26:39Ah!
26:44Oh, we're getting in!
26:45Why are we getting in?
26:47Oh, God, why are we getting in?
26:48Hello, everyone.
26:49My God.
26:51Jesus Christ.
26:53Hi, guys.
26:55No.
26:57Did you turn them on?
26:59No.
27:05Fairly enchanted reaction from Jason
27:08when he realised he'd seen his first lollipop lady.
27:10He started excitedly beeping the horn.
27:13I was delighted that I could figure it out.
27:15Rosie, you didn't see the monster on the driving licence.
27:17I have woke up in cold sweats over this task.
27:21Oh, wow.
27:22We were the monsters, weren't we?
27:24Were we meant to just draw ourselves?
27:25Wow.
27:27LAUGHTER
27:31That's what you've been...
27:32That's what you've been waking up in a cold sweat?
27:35I mean, of course not.
27:37Oh, right, OK.
27:38It was a monster there.
27:40OK, no.
27:41No, what you should have been waking up...
27:43Yes, you were the only person who saw the picture of the thing,
27:45so you could have just painted...
27:46Right.
27:47No.
27:48Oh.
27:49What did you think I meant?
27:50But on a deeper level, yes.
27:53This man twist.
27:55The monster was walking around the car.
27:58This is also Taskmaster.
28:00They don't do M. Night Shyamalan-style twists.
28:03Yet.
28:03We've been dead the whole time.
28:06LAUGHTER
28:07What?
28:10I died in the lab on the first task?
28:13We've all given stuff away in our wills.
28:15Yes!
28:16The clues were there from the very start!
28:21APPLAUSE
28:24Show me some pictures, young man.
28:26OK, well, I'll show you four of them.
28:27I won't show you Rosie's yet.
28:28This is the first four and the monster.
28:30You can see how well they've done.
28:32Yeah.
28:32Plattier's monster hasn't got a head.
28:35Presumably that was consumed as a family meal.
28:39Only one more monster to see.
28:42So, this is Rosie's picture of the monster.
28:46LAUGHTER
28:49Sorry, did you misread the task?
28:51Was it draw the monster as if the monster had fallen off a building?
28:56LAUGHTER
28:59I thought I was the monster.
29:01Yeah, we know what you thought.
29:03This is good to me.
29:05He's quite a sassy...
29:15I think the perfect theory for you.
29:18Let me use your value.
29:22This is my pleasure.
29:22Last minute, I have to talk about the future.
29:29You're right, bro.
29:30You're right here.
29:31You have to be a health.
29:31You're right here.
29:37What you do, Gregory, you're in the office.
29:40You're right here.
29:41I'm going to be a growth.
29:41You're right here.
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