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00:14are you familiar with Robert house are you asking me to spy on the wealthiest
00:20man in America not spy on him folks in them outfits don't deserve saving
00:38let her go no I only have one help me please
00:51she'll die without it golden rule motherfucker I am nothing like you
00:56the axis of power has shifted in the brotherhood
01:06holy fuck how many of those can you make more than all of human history could ever consume
01:19liaison from the Commonwealth I understand we're discussing a civil war
01:36just so you know I am nice
01:46oh no oh that is I think you might be a ghoul
01:54oh no
02:14I hear something saying
02:25that's the sound of the men working on the chain
02:42Bobby hey I see your eyes closing over there you know what happens when you fall asleep on the job
02:48nothing good that's for sure
02:51come on gang we're only 12 hours into this ship you got 10 more to go
02:55okay
02:58hey you know what try it without the gloves
03:01the meat on your palms I'll give you a better grip just get in there
03:07it hurt a little bit but
03:11I did it keep it up in your big gross cow's hands in no time
03:15yes sir
03:18Trudy
03:20why aren't you making money for me
03:23Lois called me a mean name
03:27Lois is that true
03:30she said I look like a ghoul
03:32well there's nothing wrong with being a ghoul except you're not
03:36I'm a ghoul
03:38Perry over there
03:39no that's a ghoul
03:41disgusting
03:41yeah
03:42this might be a good reminder for everybody
03:45hey hey listen up
03:47little break here real quick everybody
03:49okay
03:53reminder
03:54we're all really really lucky to be here
03:57believe me
03:57I have seen some shit out there
04:00but here we got it made
04:02we got a roof over our heads
04:03a very well defended perimeter
04:05what about water
04:06it just drinks a soda right
04:08you know what the best part about this place is
04:10nobody wakes you up in the morning to do push-ups
04:12or makes you carry out a big old bag all the time
04:15oh no I'd say
04:17life's pretty good
04:19what do we always say
04:20most kids are dead by the stage
04:25okay back to work
04:26let's go
04:54keep up
05:06keep moving
05:29You lost your legionary.
05:31Please, please, please.
06:00I'll wait, profligate.
06:12Hi, sir.
06:14How dare you address the great Caesar?
06:18Caesar?
06:19Do you mean Caesar?
06:22I believe Kaisers are German, and you guys have more of a Roman theme, so I think it's Caesar.
06:37Sir, please, um, I see that this is a, um, work camp, and if I may, I'm a very...
06:47We're negotiating the rights to your Prima Noctis.
06:52Prima Noctis?
06:57Okay.
06:58First of all, shame on you.
07:01That is awful.
07:03And secondly, Prima Noctis isn't even a Roman tradition.
07:05It's from the Middle Ages.
07:06They were just nasty people borrowing a Latin phrase.
07:08And as much as I want to respect your traditions, there is a line to all that which I think
07:14we have found.
07:16And you should know that I am not even a virgin.
07:19And that's not including all of the cousin stuff I did, which is at least a page or two on
07:22my resume.
07:23So, looks like we're out of options.
07:27If you don't mind me saying, it seems like you guys might have lost your way out here.
07:31I wouldn't expect to profligate like you to understand.
07:34We're at war.
07:35With who?
07:37The new California Republic.
07:39The Khans.
07:40The Brotherhood.
07:41The first we must conquer the unrepentant members of Kaisar's Legion.
07:47Over there.
07:58There's two Caesars?
08:00The great founder of this empire.
08:02He died.
08:04We've been at war ever since over who should be his heir.
08:06He wrote down the name of his successor.
08:08He placed it into his divine pocket.
08:12But every time we try to retrieve it,
08:14all his Kaisar and his followers,
08:16they shoot at us.
08:19We are the stalemate.
08:23I may be able to help you.
08:25I have experience with family counseling,
08:27and sometimes conflict resolution is easier than you think.
08:36Oh, jeez.
08:43Wait, excuse me.
08:45This isn't Rome, okay?
08:47This is America.
08:49Is it?
08:50Yeah, it is.
08:52At least according to all the maps.
08:53Maps drawn by the dead.
08:55All that remains of America
08:57is the overwhelming evidence of its failure.
09:01Now, if you'll excuse me,
09:02we have a war to win.
09:04You know, speaking of someone who's seen upwards of 15 different movies,
09:07if you think everyone else is the bad guy,
09:09chances are you're the bad guy.
09:11But good is not a meaningful vector in history.
09:16Only strength.
09:57Oh, my God.
10:28Yeah, well, what a boat's not a boat.
10:33Know what I mean?
10:36Of course you do.
10:49You take out one plank, it's the same as it ever was.
10:56It's just got a hole in it, that's all.
11:03You take out a lot of planks, and all of a sudden, you've got to ask yourself,
11:12what the fuck am I looking at?
11:15This ain't no boat.
11:18It's just a pile of wood, man.
11:21It's just a fucking pile of wood.
11:49I don't know what I'm telling you all this for.
11:53You know, I know you already know all this.
12:03It's just been a while since I had someone worth talking to.
12:10That's all.
12:20Oh, my God.
12:24Oh, my God.
12:46You okay?
12:51Yeah, I, uh...
12:54I just, I, I can't seem to get Jamie's teddy into the keepsake box.
13:02For the vault.
13:04I just hate leaving anything behind, you know?
13:08Oh, we may not have to, right?
13:12Okay.
13:24Well, I've got to go to this thing for Charlie.
13:30Okay.
14:01What do you know about Robert House?
14:03All I heard is that he's building some kind of weapon system in Vegas.
14:07Our Intel thinks it's connected to what you heard Barb talking about.
14:10You're Intel?
14:13It's Blueprints and a bunch of phone records.
14:15What else am I supposed to call that?
14:18Intel, I guess.
14:21Well, do you know what your boss wants me to do to him?
14:23Yeah.
14:31I didn't know.
14:33Look, I want to help. I'll do whatever I can.
14:36But there's got to be another way.
14:40Look where we are, Coop.
14:42Half the guys in here have killed people.
14:45Maybe not the right ones.
14:49Robert House is just one person.
15:02My name is Diane Welch, Congresswoman for the District of Glendale.
15:08And if you've never heard of me, it's probably because I'm the only sitting congressperson in this administration to have
15:17refused corporate funding.
15:19So while I may not be able to afford TV spots and billboards, I don't think America can afford any
15:27more corporate influence in Washington.
15:29Get on with it.
15:34Okay.
15:36Well, today isn't about me.
15:38It's about you and the sacrifices you have made for this great nation.
15:43As a friend to our brothers and sisters in the armed forces, it is my honor to award...
15:50Let me just find my card here.
16:00The story of today's first honoree is just...
16:04I'm gonna go head to head.
16:05It's wonderful if I can find my notes.
16:21You getting any awards tonight?
16:25Uh, no.
16:27No, no.
16:28I'm just here for an old friend.
16:30Corporal Charlie Whiteknife.
16:33Yeah.
16:34Yeah, Charlie.
16:38Rumor has it he's a bit of a pinko.
16:41Is that right?
16:45I wouldn't know about that.
16:47And what about you, Mr. Howard?
16:50What about me?
16:51Oh.
16:53Cooper Howard?
16:55American Veteran?
16:57Star of the Silver Screen?
17:02Pinko?
17:06Don't believe everything you read.
17:09Oh, don't get me wrong.
17:10I sympathize with the Pinko point of view.
17:12No.
17:14They have grievances with traditional institutions.
17:18Entirely justified if you ask me.
17:21I didn't ask you.
17:24It's their solution to the problem.
17:26Oh.
17:27Yeah.
17:30You back a body into a corner, they're liable to try anything.
17:37You back billions of bodies into a corner at the same time.
17:42Tsk.
17:46Everyone trying to solve the same problem at the same time, with a multitude of solutions.
17:53Messy, messy.
18:01Take it you're not a vet.
18:05What gave me away?
18:07Because a vet would know better than to talk politics when a man has his dick in his hand.
18:15Till next time, Mr. Howard.
18:30the codex is clear about chain of command we mustn't squander this opportunity i told you
18:36we're out i acknowledge the arrival of the paladin from the commonwealth complicates the issue
18:44but i'm not interested in fighting a rebellion quintus but the brotherhood began as an act of
18:54rebellion before the war an ordinary captain was sent to a research center in california
19:03roger maxim and when he saw what they were doing there depraved experiments on human subjects well
19:16then roger maxim had to ask himself who did he serve his god
19:25or his government
19:33he chose his god
19:36he shot the scientists he shot the people who tried to stop him his government had defied god
19:44and for that he defied his government
19:49but he wasn't punished he was saved so that he could found our noble order
20:02if our rebellion is righteous the way will be paved for us
20:13i told you
20:17i don't go in for the religious stuff
20:23give the cold fusion relic to the commonwealth
20:43my lord
20:46this xander guy
20:52if i could just kill him
20:58but that's what we do here
21:01isn't it
21:07behold
21:08the dimness
21:10of the sword
21:13we just lost the alliance
21:15if we kill xander
21:17the envoy from the commonwealth it will be war
21:20and without the support of the other chapters
21:23it will end with all our heads
21:26on spice
21:27yes my lord but if our cause is righteous
21:30i have no need
21:32for the thoughts of a sword
21:37leave
21:45must i repeat myself
21:52no my lord
22:10there he is
22:19what do you want
22:21well my arrival seems to have put a damper on the conversation
22:26your clerics won't even look at me
22:30you guys have a lot of clerics you know that
22:35yeah i guess we do
22:36yeah scurrying around everywhere like little cockroaches
22:41right
22:43i mean we have clerics back at the commonwealth
22:45they're just not like in charge you know
22:47i know every chapter of the brotherhood is a little different but this one
22:52sucks
22:53no offense
22:56i shouldn't be talking to you chain of command
22:59good man
23:00see
23:02that's a soldier for you
23:10your elder cleric is about to make a mistake
23:12the brotherhood that you believe in that i believe in
23:15we are the last bastion of order in this country
23:19we are a bulwark against chaos
23:24if you ask me
23:25fomenting a rebellion
23:27sounds a lot like chaos
23:34you know back east
23:35these guys like us who call the shots
23:38the people who put their ass on the line
23:41that is foundational to the brotherhood ethos
23:44you're clerics
23:46what do they do stand around
23:47give speeches
23:49we are the ones who bleed
23:58what do you want me to do about it
24:02just talk to me
24:04you know this isn't the first time that the brotherhood has been on the verge of civil war
24:09but
24:09if us soldiers figure something out
24:11it won't be the first time that cooler heads have prevailed
24:20what do you think
24:28yeah let's talk
24:31hot dog
24:44well miss lucy
24:46how's that golden rule working out for you now
24:51what the fuck
25:13looks like we got ourselves a civil war
25:19well shit
25:21what you think dog
25:34what
25:37don't look at me like that
25:38I don't like her either
25:40but we gonna need her down the line
25:44I ain't going up against two legions in one afternoon
25:47we need some help
25:49this is about the best place to get it
25:50used to be anyway
25:52used to be anyway
26:20let's go
26:21there
26:21we need some help
26:21d
26:22d
26:22d
26:23d
26:23d
26:24d
26:24d
27:07Thank you, Victor.
27:10Victor?
27:11Well, that sure does sound familiar.
27:13Well, Dagnabbit spent the last ten years thinking I was a soda machine.
27:18What the fuck are you doing here?
27:21Well, it beats me, partner.
27:23Someone did a number on my numbers.
27:26Memory's all jimble-jambled.
27:29Is that right?
27:31Well, I gotta save a dipshit balty from the Legion.
27:35Came here hoping to get some help from the NCR.
27:37N-N-N-N-C-R?
27:39I ain't seen them.
27:40Who's running these parts these days?
27:42Well, you know how it is around here.
27:44The NCR and the Legion going at each other like cats and dogs.
27:48Though now we got the Legion fighting the Legion like cats and dogs, too.
27:53Is that so?
27:55But you know what they say in Vegas.
27:58Everyone's a winner.
28:00Eventually.
28:01The same goes for losing, in my experience.
28:05Except for one man.
28:08A man that built you.
28:13Where's Robert House?
28:15He's gone.
28:16He had all the money in the world.
28:18But all he really wanted was to live forever.
28:22Life just ain't fair, I guess.
28:24Well, typically, I would agree.
28:27But you should know better than anyone that House had a knack for planning ahead.
28:32Oh, he had plans, all right.
28:34But he needed that coal fusion doodad from before the war.
28:39Didn't you have something to do with all that?
28:43Way back when?
28:49Oh, you're leaving already?
28:50Hey, I ain't nobody around to keep poor Victor company these days.
28:54Just them rangers up in the hills.
28:57Rangers in the hills?
28:59Well, you know how it is.
29:01The NCR and the Legion, they can't stop fighting.
29:04Like cats and dogs.
29:07Much obliged, Victor.
29:08Well, I'll be seeing you.
29:10I'm sure you will.
29:22We need a pilot.
29:24And let someone else have all the fun?
29:26Let's go.
29:27Well, I should grab my...
29:28You don't need your armor.
29:29I got a spare you could use.
29:31They give you spares?
29:39Sugar doll, sugar doll, sweet as you can be.
29:44Don't you dare to take nobody else but me.
29:49Motion assist servos.
29:51Sugar doll.
29:52Nice.
29:53Yeah, I don't know anything about any of that shit, man.
29:56I just know how to kick ass in it, you know?
29:58All right.
29:59Perfect.
29:59You ever flown one of these?
30:02Oh, no, no.
30:03Here, let me give you control right now.
30:05Hold on.
30:05No, no, no, no.
30:06You sure?
30:06No, no.
30:07Okay.
30:09You've got to try it.
30:12Soon.
30:17Hey, Maximus.
30:18Can we just be hard-dicked for a second?
30:21Oh, yeah.
30:25Unless you guy Quintus gives me that relic,
30:27you and me are going to be on the front lines shooting at each other soon.
30:32And I know you're very good, but trust me, you don't want that heat.
30:37And I don't know, I'm just thinking, if I go home with a relic,
30:41there's no bloodshed, you know?
30:47I'll be honest with you, man.
30:49We are really up against it back home.
30:52Without that relic you found, we risk losing the Commonwealth.
30:56And if the Commonwealth falls,
31:00civilization won't last much longer.
31:03What do you mean, won't last?
31:05I mean, look at it out here.
31:06It can get worse.
31:09Trust me.
31:15Just think about it, that's all.
31:18I trust your judgment, Maximus.
31:21So should you.
31:30Oh, fuck yeah!
31:34What is it?
31:35Power signatures in a complex nearby.
31:38Looks like unauthorized automated activity.
31:40You're 2,000 miles away from home.
31:43What do you care about a couple of robots in the desert?
31:45We're the Brotherhood of Steel.
31:47We keep the wasteland safe.
31:49This is what we do.
31:52This is what we get to do.
31:56Oh, here it is!
32:02Knock down!
32:03Oh, God!
32:06Oh, God!
32:06Come on!
32:09Yeah!
32:10Hot dog!
32:28Oh, I know!
32:40Captain Rodriguez of the New California Republic!
32:47Well, I can see your salutations haven't changed.
32:50Whoa!
32:50Doctor!
32:59Stop!
33:00Don't hurt them!
33:02Why not?
33:03This school and the NCR go way back.
33:12You got to be ready.
33:13You got to be ready.
33:14They're coming any day.
33:16You got to be ready.
33:18You got to be ready.
33:22The New California Republic may want to drop the word new, because y'all looking dusty as hell.
33:29Where is everybody?
33:31Up here, it's just us.
33:33We've been cut off from reinforcements for more than a decade.
33:38They're coming.
33:39I guess, uh, time takes a toll on some more than others.
33:46When Shady Sam's fell, we had a battalion out east.
33:50We could still get to them.
33:51Shady Sam's.
33:53You do know that was over 20 years ago, right?
34:03The Legion has us boxed, Dan.
34:06We've lost touch with our battalion.
34:08Please, help us contact them.
34:10Let our people know we're still out here.
34:12Huh.
34:15So funny.
34:17I'm in a minor predicament.
34:19I came to the NCR looking for help based on the cozy-ass assumption that the good guys would prevail
34:24in the great state of Nevada.
34:25We're winning the war.
34:26We are.
34:27Well, if this is winning, I would hate to see what losing looks like.
34:42Please.
34:44The stuff we fight for?
34:46Clean water?
34:48Schools?
34:50Rights for folks like you?
34:53Sorry, how's it?
34:54You used to believe in those things, too.
34:59Please.
35:00Help us.
35:02Before we're captured.
35:13Ain't nobody coming.
35:15Because I ain't nobody left.
35:27A little piece of advice has helped me sleep at night over the years.
35:31If something's dead, it's usually because it deserved to die.
36:04All right, bro.
36:04Help.
36:05Let's do this.
36:08In here.
36:10Come on, Max.
36:12I'm coming.
36:13Hold up.
36:15House.
36:16Display.
36:17Unpredentary.
36:18Greetings, visitor.
36:19Would you pay for a neck or foot massage today?
36:22There will be no massage.
36:24Identification intruder.
36:25Please remove your clothing.
36:27And apply a complementary towel.
36:29Cancel massage for the protocol.
36:31Immediately intruder.
36:32Move the non-tortical upgraded, activating version.
36:35With Swedish vibration padding.
36:38Reserve CVV.
36:39Relaxation imminent.
36:41Surprise.
36:50Oh, fuck yeah.
36:53You ever see one of these?
36:55What is that?
36:58What's this?
37:07Come on, you big metallic piece of shit.
37:10Yeah.
37:13Ha, ha, ha, ha, yeah.
37:15Fuck on this.
37:20That's all you got?
37:31Hey, Xander.
37:32You okay?
37:33Fuck it.
37:39Hey, Max.
37:40You want a piece of this?
37:43Oh, hell yeah.
37:44Over here, you two.
37:45That a fool?
37:48Come on, you kid.
37:49Come on, you kid.
38:04Woo-hoo!
38:05Hey.
38:05Nice one.
38:06Ha, right?
38:07Boom.
38:08Yeah.
38:10Gee whiz, that felt good.
38:12Did you hear that?
38:13Yeah.
38:14You want to turn with this?
38:16Wow, do you think you've fucked up?
38:18Oh, man.
38:45Oh, God.
38:47Ah, il ist jaéŠæ¹¯ mit em.
39:09I don't know.
39:10Ah.
39:10Oh, my God.
39:11Oh, my God.
39:12Ah, boy.
39:13I don't know.
39:52I don't know.
40:13I don't know.
40:15And, well, you give me something I want.
40:20Or we can put you up on a cross until you give us what we want.
40:24Well, yeah, you could do that.
40:27Or you could exterminate the last holdout of the New California Republic.
40:39I can tell you where they're hiding.
40:48Now, remember, these are the 45s.
40:51They're hard as hell to walk in.
40:53And this power armor is so goddamn hot from the fires that it's melting the snow beneath my feet.
40:57And I'm dragging this guy, you know, just dragging him through the mud and the slush.
41:03And I don't know if this poor damn grunt is dead or alive.
41:08So the first chance I get, I take cover, take a knee, open up that visor.
41:14And who do I see standing right back at me?
41:18It's Cooper Howard.
41:22That's right.
41:24And you know what he said to me?
41:26Coop.
41:27You remember?
41:31How do I look?
41:34That's a lie, ladies and gentlemen.
41:35That is a lie.
41:37I mean, the movie star Cooper Howard, he probably would have said that.
41:40But the man I was looking at, he looked up at me and he said,
41:46How are the others?
41:51Nearly burnt alive.
41:54And he was worried about our squad.
41:57Fucking Marines, huh?
42:01We like to tell stories about what we did out there.
42:06Yeah.
42:07Not all of them anyways.
42:10Some of them we can't tell.
42:15But the ones we do tell.
42:18We tell them to make us feel good about what we did.
42:30To give us hope that it was all for the right reasons.
42:36But we're just Marines.
42:39We don't get the privilege of knowing.
42:41We just have to go off of what they told us.
42:46They told us that it was all on the line.
42:49The fate of the whole free world.
42:52With the stakes stacked that high.
42:55We didn't get much choice, did we?
42:59And I guarantee you.
43:01The guys on the other side.
43:03Got told the same shit.
43:06Tonight.
43:07We bury the new California Republic.
43:10For a girl.
43:18For a girl.
43:20At the end of the day.
43:22We just gotta hope.
43:24That we bet on the right side.
43:27The side that protects the people you love.
43:30Because if it did.
43:32I guess that's worth doing pretty much anything.
43:36Even something bad.
43:47Anyway.
43:48Um.
43:49Thank you for the potato salad.
43:51Um.
43:51It's good seeing all of you.
43:53And uh.
43:57You can't leave without your award.
44:02It's a commemorative lighter.
44:04So.
44:05Congratulations Corporal.
44:25Don't thank me yet.
44:35This is for you.
44:43I gave that to me for saving a man.
44:47Not for killing the three it took to do it.
45:17Maybe this was a mistake.
45:20Why?
45:21What did you do?
45:24I don't know.
45:24Maybe something good.
45:27Maybe something stupid.
45:53Maybe something stupid.
46:06Maybe something bad.
46:07If I could leave.
46:09Maybe something bad.
46:09You can't, actually.
46:13That was a miracle.
46:14It's actually a good thing.
46:15There's no joke.
46:18There was no joke.
46:18You don't know what to do.
46:18There were no joke.
46:19Awful.
46:25There was no joke.
46:26Ha ha, I've got you. On your feet.
46:37Oh no, oh no.
46:42Oh, it's just a baby abomination.
46:46Hey buddy, where are your friends?
46:50Where there's one, there's always another.
46:56All right, I know there's more of you here, so you better come on out.
47:00Don't worry, we're not going to hurt you.
47:13Oh, good little one.
47:20Oh, jackpot.
47:22What, you guys playing hide and seek?
47:25I love that game.
47:28It's okay, it's okay.
47:30You're okay.
47:31Yeah, you're all okay.
47:35All right, I'm going to split you up into two groups, okay?
47:39If you have smooth skin, walk over to this side of the tables.
47:48Wrinkles, stay right here in front of me, okay?
47:54Hey, wait, wait, Xander.
47:56Xander.
47:57All right, smooth skins.
47:59Close your eyes.
48:01Please, stop.
48:05Hi! Hello!
48:09Oh, FMA, I'm the manager here, and, uh, I just asked you, please don't do what you're about to do.
48:19I know I don't have a lot of leverage here or anything, but, you know, they're just, they're just kids.
48:24Well, who cares, right?
48:27They're not kids.
48:29They're abominations.
48:32And so are you.
48:34But they are kids.
48:37Xander.
48:38Xander, come on, man. We don't...
48:40Please, Xander, please stop.
48:42The codex is clear on this.
48:44And without the rules, where are we?
48:47Fuck the codex, Xander.
48:49Listen to me.
48:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
48:52Let go!
48:53No, Xander!
48:53No, no, no, no, no, no!
48:55What is...
48:55No!
48:56No!
49:24Hey, man.
49:27Hey.
49:30Uh...
49:31What you been up to?
49:35I think I just started a war.
49:40Okay.
49:42Yeah, well, um, I'm the floor manager here, so it sounds like you both got a lot going on right
49:49now.
49:53Yeah.
49:56Cold as a cottage, hot as a cold.
49:58Hot dog, buddy, well, bless my soul.
50:01I'm a rockin', rockin' on down the line.
50:06Hot dog, buddy, buddy, hot dog all the time.
50:11Legs like a rooster, eyes like a frog.
50:14When I hear music, I'll have a hot dog.
50:17I'm a rockin', rockin' on down the line.
50:21Hot dog, buddy, buddy, a hot dog all the time.
50:27Hot dog, buddy, buddy.
50:30Hot dog, buddy, buddy.
50:32Hot dog, buddy, buddy.
50:35Hot dog, buddy, buddy.
50:36Hot dog, buddy, hot dog, buddy, buddy.
50:47I got no money
50:49A dime and a quarter
50:50I could stop now
50:52But I don't think I'm hard
50:53Cause I'm hot
50:55Rockin' down a lot
50:58Hot dog, dirty buddy
51:00Hot dog, ho
51:01Hot dog
51:31Hot dog, ho
52:05Hot dog, ho
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