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00:05Okay, walk with me on this.
00:07Gary Wilson bought what is effectively a rotting house.
00:10According to insiders, there's a rumor that Alison Grant's parents killed her and buried her in the basement.
00:15When I confronted Gary, he said that his house had good bones.
00:19Who says that?
00:20If Gary bought this house because he's a murder enthusiast obsessed with the promise of a dead girl's bones,
00:24or he murdered Alison Grant 20 years ago.
00:30Why the fuck do you still have her phone?
00:32Get rid of it.
00:33Can I take a look at those Hinkley Hills heralds we were talking about from March 2,000?
00:37No, I'm sorry. They're still not back.
00:39There's fire. Follow my lead.
00:41What are you doing?
00:42I'm simply enjoying a bonfire on my property, which you can't seem to stay off of.
00:48That mother...
01:11Be a good girl, Darla.
01:26I swear to God, you have just taken your last dump on my lawn, Darla.
01:33You've been here, Darla.
01:36And I'm here.
01:36I'm just bothering you and me, closer to me.
01:42And I'm here, Darla.
01:48And I'm here.
01:54And I'm here, Darla.
02:00Here I'm here, Darla.
02:01We have all my dogs and our dogs.
02:05Call me inside
02:08Don't leave it, it's no money too much
02:10With the hands of the devil's eyes
02:13With the hands of the devil's eyes
02:49With the hands of the devil's eyes
03:03She's trying
03:04She is stunning
03:06Look how good your genes are
03:08Oh, you got a little
03:14Wait a minute, lips is popping
03:17Auntie Lynn is here
03:19Thank you
03:20Oh, wow
03:23Oh, your first post-baby date
03:27You deserve this
03:30I really do
03:31Did you take a look at the PDF that Rory and I spent hours making for you?
03:34All 12 pages
03:35Including the emergency numbers in case I forget 911
03:39We'll see, that's why we put it there
03:41But we won't need that
03:43Will we, Miles?
03:45No
03:45And our first real nice time
03:47Is going to be a diaper change
03:51Hey
03:53She's got this
03:54Come on
03:55Yeah
03:56Right
03:57Keys
03:58Phone
03:59Wife
04:00Let's go, let's go
04:02Did I mention how gorgeous you look?
04:06Oh, um
04:07You got a little
04:08Brass of milk
04:09Get these titties all dressed up
04:11And this is how they betray me
04:12Do you want to go get changed?
04:14We've got time
04:15They have a 50-minute grace period
04:16We can't go now
04:17Do you know how long it took me to get dressed?
04:21This feels like a trick
04:22It is, watch him out
04:23I was so looking forward to this
04:26I'm just going to smell spoiled
04:29Hey, that's fine
04:30Honestly
04:31Giordano's Italian can wait
04:33I mean
04:34If you wanted
04:35We could just send them home
04:36Get out of these clothes
04:37And put on some shark tank
04:40You've got yourself a deal
04:43Good
04:43Because my business is scalable
05:13What are you doing down there?
05:33Light bones
05:34I told you the real purpose for Gary's bonfire, didn't I?
05:42Yes, but why would Gary Wilson be burning library books?
05:46No, no, not library books
05:48Newspapers he checked out from the library
05:51With an article about Alison Grant
05:54And last night, while walking with Miles
05:57I saw Darla in front of Gary's house
06:01With a bone
06:03Huge bone
06:04A human-sized bone
06:06Okay, and remember the rumor about Alison Grant's parents
06:09Parrying her in the basement?
06:11That's
06:13Not a coincidence
06:15What does Rob think of all this?
06:17I haven't told him
06:18He wants me to drop the Gary stuff
06:20But I know there's something up
06:22I mean, you saw the way he got pissed at Agnes
06:25When she mentioned an inspector
06:26Okay
06:28He's hiding something in there
06:33Samira
06:35I know what it's like
06:38You're a new mom
06:39Our hormones have evolved
06:42To keep us in a hypervigilant state
06:44And of course, you want to keep your baby safe
06:49I think
06:51That you
06:52Little bitch
06:54Oh
06:55If you dig up my azaleas
06:58I swear to God
06:59Get out of here
07:00You filthy
07:01Filthy
07:02Mut
07:03Don't come back
07:05With your filthy poop
07:06All over my powers
07:09I think I'm following
07:12Animal control
07:21Hi
07:21Hey
07:23I don't want to rush her
07:24I just feel like it would be good for her to get out of the house
07:27Yeah, but I can't believe the Geo Bros was your first offer
07:30What are you going to suggest next?
07:31Chuck E. Cheese?
07:33Dude, you gotta try Drinkly's
07:35It's where, uh
07:36It's where Hank's used to be
07:37But they got the best fucking flatbreads
07:39I fucking love flatbreads
07:41I know
07:42We used to be out all the time
07:44We used to be fun
07:45We want to be fun together again
07:47Oh my God
07:48What?
07:48What the fuck?
07:50Never get done with
07:50You almost ate shit
07:54No, I didn't
07:55Nice ride, dude
07:56It's a quick trike
07:57And it goes really fast
07:59You want to give it a spin, Robert?
08:01Oh, uh
08:02I'm good, thanks
08:04Didn't pack my lycra
08:06And you can call me Rob
08:08Interesting
08:09But Robert is your government-issued name, no?
08:14Given to you by your parents, Beverly and Donovan Fisher?
08:18Yes, that is my government-given name
08:21But no one's called me that since high school
08:23So, just Rob now
08:25An adult nickname
08:27It's quaint
08:28What's happening?
08:29Yeah, dude
08:29You want to explain yourself?
08:32No, thank you
08:33Good day
08:36It goes fast forward, but backwards
08:41It's slower
08:41Oh, God
08:46Ow
08:47You need no?
08:56Gentlemen
08:58Well, this has been one of the waitest 20 seconds of my life
09:01Yeah
09:08What was that about?
09:09Nothing
09:09Just a
09:11Friendly and productive conversation between my fellow neighbors
09:14Nothing more, nothing less
09:15You never use that many syllables unless you're up to something
09:18Spill it
09:19I can neither confirm nor deny
09:21Come on
09:22You can trust me
09:26How's that knee feeling?
09:28My knee?
09:29Yeah, the other night in the woods you were having trouble with your knee
09:31Yeah
09:32And now you're out on a brisk walk
09:35Guess it's feeling better
09:38Yeah
09:38It's a chronic knee problem
09:40It comes and goes
09:42Is that something you'd maybe want to talk over with a trained professional
09:47Or a very observant friend?
09:51No
09:52I see
09:57Have a good day
10:03Have a good day
10:04Have a good day
10:13Have a good day
10:17Have a good day
10:19Have a good day
10:21Have a good day
10:21Have a good day
10:23Have a good day
10:23Have a good day
10:23Have a good day
10:25Have a good day
10:25Have a good day
10:27Have a good day
10:28Have a good day
10:28Have a good day
10:28Have a good day
10:36then Kendra comes back mere hours later with a new song then the next day released another song
10:43and that immediately indefinitely crowned him the de facto victor and son that's why you don't get
10:49into a rap feud with a pull a surprise winner you know what I'm saying it don't make no sense
11:04she's gone
11:36oh hello Danny hiya Lynn sorry to bother we're just following up on a call from a concerned
11:41neighbor unhand my dog you sniveling coward you mean your mother-in-law I'm afraid that's
11:49confidential Agnes how can you possibly think I did something to your beloved hellhound ah you see
11:57you see the vitriol look we both know you didn't really do anything to the dog I mean this is
12:02crazy
12:03town USA all right totally so if you could just let me inside have a quick look around we can
12:11both get
12:11back to playing call duty sound good no I knew it guilty she's guilty Lynn come on no what do
12:19you
12:19mean no you can't why did you kill the dog no but I know my rights and you need a
12:31warrant
12:33you'll be such a mark we'll be back with a warrant tomorrow we are gonna nail your saggy little bottom
12:41isn't that right Daniel yes mother
12:47hey Siri how do you get a warrant like obviously I know how but could you tell me anyway for
12:52fun
12:52as a bit
13:05Darla Darla
13:06God damn it Darla you're gonna have to be louder than that
13:10Darla
13:12best money can buy only a dog's ears can hear
13:16I'll bet Agnes faked this whole thing just to get me sanctioned or repatriated or some other bs
13:24seriously Lynn what what what was with you two in the drama
13:27she's jealous of me
13:29uh-huh
13:30always has been Marty and I used to have the best parties on the block
13:35Agnes being a joyless harridan used to love shutting us down
13:40she blocked me from being on the HOA out of jealous spite
13:43that woman will never cease to bend a bylaw to her own twisted liking in fact if her
13:52dog is really missing and that is a very big if it's her fault why hasn't Darla ever been
14:00written up for running around without a leash a joy rule 14 section 12 it is in the
14:06statutes
14:08hey guys evidence spotted
14:17DAF
14:19dusty as fuck Darla Agnes festerson
14:24no don't touch it it's right on your property line you might as well get caught red-handed
14:32you know there could be a simple explanation
14:35Darla ran into the woods picked a fight with a posse of raccoons and is halfway to heaven
14:41R.I.P. good riddance
14:44it's a gaze
14:45they're called the gaze of raccoons
14:47you know it's also on Gary's property line what if he took the dog
14:58okay I'm gonna go ahead and say it I saw Darla sniffing around these doors multiple times
15:05what if he took Darla
15:09Agnes threatened him with the inspector and we already know how he feels about people looking around his house case
15:13in point
15:14what if this is his revenge on her
15:17hmm
15:18what if Darla's in his house right now
15:21oh
15:21well
15:23if she is we have to go in there and clear my good name
15:27yes
15:30and save Darla
15:31yeah if she's not dead yet she's probably dead
15:34why would you say something like that Todd she's not dead okay and we're gonna do something now
15:40that's right
15:40because no dog dies on my watch
15:42that is a lesbian oath
15:43we gotta go now
15:45maybe we should um
15:46maybe we should invite ourselves over
15:48for a neighborly visit
15:50right
15:51charm ourselves inside and see if we can find Darla
15:53yes
15:54tonight
15:55we could go in
15:56with a
15:57belated house warming gift as cover
15:59mm-hmm
16:00and
16:00I have
16:01several bottles of room temperature mediocre chardonnay that I am happy to re-gift
16:06really
16:08you had to know sometime
16:13now I like this plan very Greek
16:24hey my love
16:26hey honey
16:27daddy's home
16:28I'm ready for take two on date night
16:33oh
16:34hey little man
16:37daddy's gonna get white girl wasted on one body tea
16:42I'm sorry babe I can't
16:43oh
16:45um
16:46I'm just so tired
16:47you know I've been all day with miles
16:50I'm barely standing up now
16:52no I understand
16:53but
16:54you should go out
16:55do something see what Naveen's up to
16:57no
16:58no
16:58yes yes
16:59I'll stay here with you two
16:59come on babe I know how much you've been dying to get out
17:02oh
17:02really
17:03I did
17:04I had my best shut up
17:05I'm not wasting my fuck me shit out on Naveen
17:07you've been amazing and you deserve to go and have some fun
17:11yes
17:12I guess I could go for like one tiny day
17:13yes
17:15I'm not sure if Naveen's even gonna be
17:18I know Naveen is free
17:19I swear that guy's in our walls or something
17:23yeah
17:23well go have a good time
17:25I mean it
17:25okay
17:28daddy's gonna go get lit
17:29yeah
17:31I won't
17:31I'll just have one glass of wine
17:33and then fall asleep
17:36this could backfire
17:38yeah but I wanna do this for you
17:40and Darla
17:42and Darla
17:52see you soon
17:53be careful
18:03the
18:10I
18:11can see you soon
18:13he took the
18:13shriek
18:14and you
18:14that's
18:14well
18:18I
18:18I
18:22could
18:24I
18:29could
18:32Hello?
18:35Anyone home?
18:41He's not home.
18:42Why would he leave his door open if he's not home?
18:45Maybe we can check for him in the back.
18:47Or the basement.
18:49Maybe he's washing his body.
18:52Like taking a shower?
18:53Yeah, I mean, whatever you...
18:55Why don't we bop in and find out?
18:57You can't just break in.
18:59Samira, from a legal standpoint, we're not breaking in.
19:02We're walking into an unlocked house.
19:05Yeah, but is that legal?
19:07It's not a felony.
19:08We have wine.
19:10We'll announce ourselves.
19:14Think about Darla.
19:22Let's go then.
19:30Hello?
19:33Gary, it's your neighbors.
19:35It's your friendly neighbors.
19:38Announcing ourselves.
19:40And we wanted to apologize for, um...
19:44Our recent intrusive behavior.
19:48Not cool.
19:48We've also brought you four bottles of the same wine.
19:57Shit.
19:58Probably just a draft.
19:59This place gives me the heebie-jeebies.
20:06It's...
20:07It's all the same.
20:08What do you mean?
20:09The furniture.
20:10It's all the same staging furniture from the open house.
20:13Gary didn't change one thing.
20:15That's so odd.
20:17If Todd says it's odd,
20:19what do you think it means?
20:20I think it means he's not planning on staying very long.
20:26Maybe that's the door to the basement.
20:32Come on.
20:33Darla could be this way.
20:36Darla?
20:37Here, girl.
20:41Yep, I just peed a little.
20:52He's here.
20:58It's a garlic customer.
21:25This place is unrecognizable.
21:28Do you remember how sticky the floors used to be?
21:30And that pinball machine that they had over there in the corner.
21:33Yeah, remember that thing gave me a snap infection?
21:35Dude, never forget.
21:38R.I.P. Hanks, man.
21:39That place had a certain unsanitary charm.
21:43This is, dare I say, kind of hip.
21:44Right?
21:45I mean, it sort of has that jubilant and slightly horny energy,
21:48like a local bar on the night before Thanksgiving.
21:50Look.
21:52Oh, yo.
21:52Check it.
21:53I'm glad that guy survived the regime change.
21:55You know, he worked for Hank for a few years.
21:56Oh, yeah.
21:57Afro beats in Hinkley Hills.
22:00Come on, man.
22:01I wonder if they'd let me do a DJ residency.
22:03You know, maybe this place has genuinely changed.
22:07Ravine the peace.
22:08I spoke too soon.
22:09Ah, good old Benedict Cumberbatch.
22:11Ah, still a classic.
22:13You two lovebirds on a date, huh?
22:15And that cute little shirt.
22:16Oh, that's cute.
22:18That's kind of homophobic, dude.
22:19Come on, don't be such a snowflake.
22:21Mind if I join you?
22:22It's a two-top, so...
22:23Yeah, I mean, there's a stuff in first.
22:25I love a few.
22:27I freaking love this place, huh?
22:29It's my home away from home.
22:31Don't get me wrong.
22:32I love being a fan, but as men, we got to be let off the leash.
22:36You know, biologically wired to wander.
22:38That's just science.
22:40You learned that from a podcast?
22:41Yeah.
22:44So, Roborella, how's dad like treating you?
22:47Yeah, you know, it's a bit of a learning curve, but we're figuring it out.
22:52I hear you.
22:53Those first few months after Ainsley was born, Lauren started secretly burning her mail.
22:58All of it.
23:00She thought I was being laced with the anthrax.
23:01What, really?
23:02Yeah, I lost a lot of good sports history that year.
23:05But hey, it's a postpartum for you.
23:08Shit is real.
23:09Yeah, I mean, it is.
23:13Sometimes I wish I could just crawl inside my wife's head.
23:17Wait, I might know what she needed from me.
23:22Don't feel bad.
23:24It's not your fault.
23:25Women are complex, beautiful creatures.
23:29Evolutionarily designed for resilience.
23:32Most men can't even begin to comprehend what help her does to a woman.
23:37Yeah, that's, um...
23:39Wow.
23:42Which is why.
23:43You gotta lay down the law, make them listen to reason.
23:45Otherwise, those crazy bitches, they're never gonna stop burning the mail.
23:48You feel me?
23:49I like that less.
23:49Almost had us in the first half.
23:51All right, I got the next round.
23:52What do you two ladies want?
23:54Rosés?
23:56Roasted!
23:58I feel like I've been emotionally wedged.
24:02Let's go check upstairs.
24:04What?
24:04No, I think we should fuck the fuck off.
24:12I'm with Todd.
24:13Fuck the fuck off.
24:14Come on.
24:14We're already here.
24:16Let's go check for Darla.
24:19Oh.
24:19What?
24:24Wow.
24:26You.
24:35We're already here.
25:00Darla is not here, okay?
25:03We made a valiant try, but we need to get out of here.
25:16Who are you?
25:17Why are you in my house?
25:18Who are we?
25:19Who are you?
25:21Betsy.
25:23Betsy Wilson, Gary's wife.
25:25Wife?
25:26He has a wife.
25:29We are so sorry.
25:32This is a misunderstanding.
25:33We're your neighbors.
25:36Hello, neighbor.
25:38Hi.
25:39I'm Samira.
25:42Dana.
25:43Dana Richards.
25:44Todd Mann, 1D2N.
25:46We wanted to bring a gift by to welcome Gary, you both, to the neighborhood.
25:52The front door was unlocked.
25:55It's not a crime, but it is a security breach and concerning.
26:00That's right.
26:01So we knew we needed to come in and make sure that you were safe.
26:07You said you brought a gift?
26:09Yes.
26:09Yes.
26:09We brought a bouquet of wine for us to all share together as neighbors in fellowship.
26:17Get ready for the puns.
26:18We'll have a shardy party, if you will.
26:21Join us.
26:22It's Shablia grape time.
26:23We were going to bring red, but we were like, maybe Pinot, Pinot.
26:29We're working on that one.
26:37After you.
26:41After us.
26:53You know, we had no idea that Gary was married, because, you know, we haven't seen you around.
27:01Are you married?
27:02Oh, yes.
27:03Very happily married to my wife, Julia.
27:07Haven't seen her around much, either.
27:10Well, she's been away.
27:17Cute picture.
27:19Is that your family?
27:21It came with the frame.
27:27So, how did you and Gary made?
27:30Online.
27:31Okay.
27:33Been together a while?
27:35We're newlyweds.
27:36Oh.
27:37Yeah.
27:37Just like me and my husband.
27:39We've been married for eight months.
27:40City Hall wedding.
27:41We also have a ten week old.
27:43You do the math.
27:44That's my story.
27:45What about you?
27:49I'm not pregnant, if that's what you're asking.
27:53Same here.
27:55You do the math and the science.
27:58It's not gonna happen.
28:00It's not gonna happen.
28:00Unless I paid to do it in a...
28:05Or, informally, with a friend.
28:08Just stop, stop.
28:10Whoa.
28:11The wine just hit me there.
28:13Oh.
28:13You actually have anything to eat?
28:15I might need something to soak up the alcohol before I stumble along.
28:21You want a snack?
28:23Snacks.
28:24We love snacks.
28:28Let me see what I can whip up.
28:30Thank you, Betsy.
28:32Yes.
28:33I hope she makes burgers.
28:37Let's poke round Beth Fisher's house.
28:42Snooping like a little mouse.
28:47Shhh.
28:49Don't tell anyone.
28:52Here you go.
28:55Here.
29:20What do we have here, Mr. Miles?
29:24Should we see what Don's investment portfolio is?
29:29Hmm?
29:34Oh, what's this?
29:402005.
29:412005.
29:53Robert shows a proclivity towards...
29:57Violence.
30:00Prone to outbursts and antisocial behavior,
30:05it's clear he doesn't have many friends.
30:08The patient's most overwhelming emotion is rage.
30:15Rob?
30:17Our Rob?
30:26I mean, is it gauche to ask for a promotion in this climate?
30:30Megan's parents paid for the house,
30:31but it's still gonna be hard to live the Brie and Jamon Niberica lifestyle
30:34that I'm accustomed to on one salary.
30:37Hey, don't look now, but...
30:39I think you've got a little admirer over there
30:41that is giving you some serious pupil action.
30:43What time?
30:4510 o'clock?
30:47Subtle.
30:50That is not subtle.
30:57She's not looking at me, dude.
30:59There she is.
30:59No.
31:00No, she's not.
31:00Hey, can you stop being such a white flannel?
31:02I know the split's new, but this could be a good opportunity for you.
31:05Oh, my God, she's coming over.
31:06Okay, cool.
31:07Do not talk about your DJ.
31:08Hi.
31:09Dance hall, R&B, hip-hop, stuff like that.
31:11Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, DJ.
31:14Oh, sorry, hi.
31:16Uh, what up?
31:17I'm so sorry to interrupt.
31:19Um, well, we actually signed up for next game.
31:23Oh.
31:24Oh, shoot, we totally stole your spot.
31:26No, no, no, no rush, no rush.
31:27I just wanted to let you know that we're next.
31:30And, um, I'm actually down to play whoever wins.
31:35Good thing my middle name is Winner.
31:39Uh, I was hoping for that.
31:42I'm, I'm Kate.
31:43And, oh, sorry, what's your first name?
31:45Naveen.
31:46Um, you know what?
31:47Let me clean this up and, uh, buy you a drink and we can get a game going.
31:54Yeah.
31:55Yeah?
31:55Yeah.
31:56Yeah, okay.
31:57All right.
32:01I think that is my cue to leave you to it.
32:04Maybe it is.
32:06You got this.
32:10Oh, quite the presentation.
32:13Fancy.
32:19Sardine.
32:24Are you still hungry?
32:28Because if not, I should probably-
32:30I'm starving.
32:31Right, guys?
32:33Aren't you?
32:34Not me.
32:35I'm trying to cut back.
32:37On what?
32:38Well, that's fine.
32:39Because I love it.
32:41It's great for breastfeeding.
32:42You know, oily fish with all the omegas.
32:47Oh, slippery little sucker.
32:53Mmm, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
32:55Mmm, yum, yum, yum, yum.
33:03Mmm, yum, yum.
33:04Mmm, it's a little baby buddy.
33:05Crunchy.
33:07Grim de la crim.
33:10Ah, shit, I'll give it a try.
33:14Whoa!
33:16My hands are so oily.
33:18Don't you hate when that happens, Dana?
33:19You want to come to the bathroom with me while I wash my hands?
33:22i might need an extra set of hands yes i would be glad to and that way i'll know where
33:30the bathroom
33:31is in case i have to go to the bathroom which i will because i have a tiny bladder it's
33:35at the
33:36top of the stairs great hmm kind of just slides right down let's try the basement are you sure
33:48it's this way oh dust in my throat you know i should probably go check on your friend you know
34:08the paint in the library is an interesting hue is that pink or is it tea rose or i'd say
34:16it's more
34:17of a flesh the basement charla after you
34:47yeah
34:52darla
34:57darla
34:58your girl
35:00darla
35:07oh my goodness
35:10she's really in there darla
35:13what are you talking about it's the grave of allison grant
35:28quick we don't have a lot of time samira what is going on remember when i told you allison grant's
35:34parents killed her and buried her in the basement well allegedly i thought but yes
35:42wait what about darla did you bring us here under false pretenses we're still looking for darla and
35:49allison who i think darla partially found because i saw her the other night with a bone that she got
35:57from gary's trash can
36:00do you mean that gary might have killed that girl maybe and then he killed darla because she knew too
36:05much
36:06she didn't ask for that she just went to shit in someone's yard he did say the house had good
36:10bones
36:11another meaning of the real estate term that bastard bought this house
36:16as a trophy so he could bask in his terrible crime exactly and destroy the evidence anything he can get
36:23his hands on anything he can disinter
36:25disinter why didn't you tell us about any of this i didn't want you to think i'm crazy
36:31i need to prove it to myself i need to know i'm not losing my mind
36:35you believe me don't you dana
36:40what do you think
36:52proper form soft elbows bent knees 20 years of topsoil and annual moisture the remains are likely
37:00skeletal and they're probably in pieces so investigate all solid things let's go
37:08so you chose not to add any new decor or personal touches to your home oh well we thought we'd
37:17finish um
37:18fixing up the place you're gonna need permits here you know historical landmark and what have you
37:30i don't you go outside why don't you go outside i'm allergic to the sun
37:46hey oh jesus rob you startled me
37:54where's samara
37:58i think i hit something the bone is hard
38:04and wet what
38:11shit it's a pipe
38:19i like the wallpaper i like the wallpaper do you see all the eyes all the eyes on the wall
38:29looking
38:30back at us i've always seen the eyes
38:42i often think i'm the only one who who sees the things i see how do you mean
38:48oh you know a detail but here we are seeing the same thing
39:07she had to run errands what now it's nearly 10 o'clock
39:16you're not angry are you
39:25oh hi
39:30uh maybe we uh put a bunch of dirt on top and see if i'll soak it all up
39:34it's worth the track
39:55oh hi
40:06Okay, good night.
40:08She'll be back any minute. I know it.
40:12What the hell?
40:17I just want you to know that we all think of you as a very kind, gentle, even-keeled person.
40:25Right, yeah, okay. Good night, Lynn.
40:34I don't want to leave my home. Neighbors acting distant. I see them peeping through my window. Will you believe
40:45me?
40:46Well, thanks for stopping by, neighbors. Let's not do this again soon.
40:52And I'll send you a bill for the pipe.
40:57Suspense keeps building.
41:04Darla! My sweet baby!
41:07He saved the dog!
41:09Come here, baby!
41:11Oh, baby girl. Oh, my baby, you're home.
41:15Where's your favorite bone?
41:17Yeah, she was just wandering Asheville Crescent.
41:19Thank you so much, all.
41:21Oh, my hero, you brought me my baby.
41:24Oh, thank you. Come on, baby girl. Come on.
41:28Come on.
41:30Great. Now he's a hero.
41:34A dog saved is a dog saved.
41:36I sense this somehow peeves you.
41:40I guess you're off the hook now.
41:43I guess I am.
41:45Hey, I learned that I like sardines.
41:49So, you know, win-win.
41:51I'm gonna go soak my blisters.
41:54Todd, come help me.
41:56Come on.
42:07Oh, thanks for the wine!
42:18I mean, put aside the fact that you lied to me about going out tonight, you broke into the house
42:23of the guy...
42:23There was no breaking, just entering.
42:26Yeah, okay.
42:26Of a guy who has already called the cops on you, and then you start vandalizing his property.
42:32Why were you even in there?
42:33I was looking for Agnes' dog.
42:35Agnes couldn't look after her own dog, for God's sake, Samira.
42:39This was so reckless and dangerous and illegal.
42:43He could have called the cops on you again.
42:47You could have been hurt.
42:49But I'm okay, and he didn't.
42:52I also feel like you're glossing over this whole secret wife thing.
42:56He has a woman stashed in his house like a doll.
42:59She's not the one breaking into people's houses and ripping up their basements.
43:02You don't understand.
43:03No, I don't.
43:06So, help me.
43:08Please, help me to understand.
43:10Okay.
43:11Maybe it's not about the dog.
43:14What then?
43:17I know.
43:19I know something's wrong.
43:21That guy is up to something, and I need you to believe me.
43:25What do you think he's up to?
43:28Sticking up Alison Grant's bones.
43:35Samira, I have told you, that is just a rumor.
43:39Do you know what he was burning in that bonfire the other night?
43:42Yeah, I don't know.
43:43Logs.
43:44Newspapers.
43:45Yeah, it's kindling.
43:45That's how people start fires.
43:47Newspapers from 2005, Rob.
43:50Newspapers about her, about Alison Grant.
43:53What?
43:54Why didn't you tell me this?
43:56I was trying to find information online, and I couldn't.
43:59And I started digging.
44:01It was burning evidence about her death.
44:04You have to know that...
44:05Enough!
44:06Okay?
44:06It was 20 years ago.
44:08Her body isn't down there.
44:10So just drop it!
44:19I'm sorry.
44:21I'm sorry.
44:22I'm just tired.
44:31I'm sorry.
44:35Samira, I'm sorry.
44:36It's okay.
44:37Consider it dropped.
44:45So she thought the dead girl's bones were down there?
44:49I mean, I get the instinct.
44:51The vibes radiating off of Gary.
44:54I don't like him.
44:55He's the kind of person that you want to hold your breath when he walks by.
44:58And if he called the cops on me...
45:01Oh, man, I would hold that grudge until the end of time.
45:05I don't get me started on nightgown lady in the house, either.
45:09In a way, she kind of reminds me of you.
45:12What do you mean?
45:14Well, just in that she can't leave the house, and you don't leave the cul-de-sac.
45:20Of course I leave the cul-de-sac.
45:22No, you don't.
45:23I would see it.
45:24I mean, I see everything.
45:30It's just, I...
45:33I like having clear boundaries set.
45:36No surprises.
45:37I know what to expect.
45:38And then I don't worry.
45:41Okay?
45:42Agoraphobia is kind of at odds with your rambunctious live-laugh-love personality, no?
45:49Yeah, well, people are complicated.
45:51For example, I wouldn't guess that adult Charlie Brown would be deeply into avant-garde Japanese workwear,
46:00but we all contain multitudes, don't we?
46:07Okay.
46:08Showed you mine.
46:09You gotta show me yours.
46:10Show you my what?
46:12Your big secret from yesterday.
46:14Come on.
46:15Well, I found a police report.
46:18And?
46:19Let's just say it's not Gary that we need to be worried about.
46:26It's Rob.
46:40It's Rob.
46:42One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
46:52Two can be as bad as one.
46:56It's the loneliest number since the number one.
47:10One is the loneliest number.
47:16Two will ever do.
47:23Two will ever do.
47:29One is the loneliest number.
47:31Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know.
47:39Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know.
47:48Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know.
47:51Where'd you go?
47:53Just grabbing some water.
48:13One is the loneliest number one
48:19Is the loneliest number one
48:24Only is the only is the number that you'll ever do, only is the only is the number that you'll
48:38ever do.
49:00Only is the number that you'll ever do.
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