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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:49Raze, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:56I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:02Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:46We're chewing it.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:08Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:14Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:19we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:23the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:29he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:35money fame power it's all yours
00:02:43are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:49oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:01married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:08on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:17a
00:03:18younger stud like you we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:33please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:03:37oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely
00:03:43feed
00:03:43yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jesus is giving me
00:03:52a migraine are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have
00:03:56some
00:03:57faith in me okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that i can
00:04:05topple mountains and
00:04:06make a king out of a frog if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second don't go
00:04:11too far cleo
00:04:16hold still
00:04:24my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come
00:04:30on
00:04:41oh
00:04:44how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry
00:04:50i don't know what this is aren't you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:56don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:05:02i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:23i have no clue what this is
00:05:27oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all that's why we saved the
00:05:33best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:49he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:05:54i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these
00:06:01methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can
00:06:09who
00:06:13the goddess of healing
00:06:16wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you
00:06:20that's correct her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft
00:06:26that's her motto it's what makes her a sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her
00:06:33she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever seen her before
00:06:38if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:06:42i don't care if i go bankrupt
00:06:45i will find her james come
00:06:48put out a bounty to the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars
00:06:56there's no need
00:07:11i'll save your son
00:07:13who the hell is she
00:07:14dad she says she can cure lysander
00:07:16she's gonna save your brother
00:07:18don't be ridiculous
00:07:20how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother
00:07:23exactly god the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:07:27she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:07:31ew she even brought a filthy dog with her
00:07:34i bet it has fleas
00:07:36that flea-infested dirty thing is your companion
00:07:40don't try to steal lysander armstrong from us
00:07:47don't touch him
00:07:50they say don't judge a book by its cover
00:07:52but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:56so step aside
00:07:58i'll take it from here
00:07:59could you hold this
00:08:01oh oh oh oh
00:08:02you're not gonna touch my son
00:08:04i'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:08:06and a former general
00:08:08i know a gold digging whore when i see one
00:08:11i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash
00:08:16who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
00:08:21a skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong
00:08:25when he's unconscious
00:08:27ew
00:08:28disgusting
00:08:29go back to being a prostitute
00:08:31security
00:08:32get this std-infested peasant out of here now
00:08:35let's go
00:08:36if you throw me out
00:08:37you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:43sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
00:08:48maybe we should give her a try
00:08:51you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:08:54all right i'll give you a shot
00:08:57but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:09:03is that any way to ask for help
00:09:06you'd be blessed to have me and i'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:09:11but since i'm not welcome here
00:09:14i'll leave
00:09:16devon come find me when you have a different wish
00:09:18no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me
00:09:22i can't lose him
00:09:25well if he's a hero to you
00:09:28then that means he must be a good person
00:09:30my brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:09:35also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband
00:09:40who says i want to marry him
00:09:42as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:09:49only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:51i mean look at her
00:09:52even if she cleaned herself up
00:09:54you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:09:58only those cut from the lowest ranks are bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:02continue wasting your time
00:10:03but i'm saving this patient
00:10:16oh okay
00:10:19what's happening
00:10:20what are we doing
00:10:31oh
00:10:32what the hell are you doing
00:10:34i knew she was a perv
00:10:36she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us
00:10:39do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient
00:10:43are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:48he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy
00:10:51and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphie
00:10:55yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from licking him
00:10:59oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right
00:11:03i even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:11:06and i've never heard of endo cryo
00:11:10what what
00:11:14this
00:11:20is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:23what so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius
00:11:31why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
00:11:36i agree
00:11:37i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:11:40what is the point of doctors who have studied for years
00:11:44we are all certified
00:11:46but lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:50she's right about everything
00:11:53yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses one of them is bound to be right
00:11:58and again there is no such thing as endo cryo what what
00:12:02endogenic cryomorphie
00:12:03oh
00:12:04and of course none of you have heard of it
00:12:06because i just discovered it
00:12:08this condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy
00:12:12the chances are a billion to one
00:12:14a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:17but lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:22what a bunch of baloney
00:12:23i mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:28precisely you are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:31you don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine
00:12:36i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:40oh so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:44and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:48which mean nothing
00:12:50if you can't wake him up
00:12:52is that supposed to be a challenge
00:12:54oh my god
00:12:56if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:00i think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:02which by the way
00:13:04that condition is called
00:13:05an encephaly
00:13:06what is that supposed to mean
00:13:08it means you're being schooled by me
00:13:10and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:14then let's have a bet
00:13:16if you can't heal him
00:13:19we'll break your hands
00:13:22and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:28these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:32you're that desperate to get rid of your competition
00:13:34huh
00:13:35miss tricksy
00:13:36don't risk your hands for them
00:13:38there's too many lives at stake
00:13:42don't worry
00:13:43i got this
00:13:47it's a deal
00:13:49i'll save lysander armstrong
00:13:51no one is dying on my watch
00:13:59lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:06are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed
00:14:09homeless or not
00:14:11if you save my son
00:14:12i'll give you everything
00:14:22i'll even have lysander armstrong
00:14:23my heir
00:14:24marry you
00:14:25i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:28i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:33prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
00:14:36wait wait wait what what for
00:14:37don't listen to her
00:14:40she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:45firstly
00:14:46this is called greatness
00:14:48secondly
00:14:49even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:52you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:14:56what did you just call me
00:15:00there's a man's life at stake here
00:15:02and you're standing in my way
00:15:04don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:08now stop getting in my way
00:15:10or i promise you
00:15:12you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:14oh yeah
00:15:15yeah you want to see real pain
00:15:17where's the dog
00:15:18well put down the dog
00:15:19with pleasure
00:15:42you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:47she's been poisoned
00:15:50it was her
00:15:51do you see any poison on me
00:15:53medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:15:56but in the wrong hands
00:15:58it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:00this bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:03do you have one of your antidotes on you
00:16:05of course
00:16:07i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:10if i want to save someone
00:16:11even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:30why is she spitting blood?
00:16:31this wasn't supposed to happen
00:16:33i thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:16:36angel herbalist
00:16:37this is what i call malpractice
00:16:42this isn't fatal
00:16:43she'll live
00:16:43but she deserves a little punishment
00:16:45well
00:16:47where's the jacuzzi i asked for?
00:16:48jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:49right this way
00:16:50wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:16:52what the hell is going on?
00:16:53you say you want your son to live on
00:16:55to give you tons of grandchildren don't you?
00:16:58then stop getting in my way
00:16:59every second counts
00:17:02let's go for a dip
00:17:03shall we?
00:17:07general armstrong
00:17:08your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:12are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:17hold on
00:17:17you two are going in there
00:17:19alone?
00:17:20if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:24then sure
00:17:25invite everyone in
00:17:26alright
00:17:27but i warn you
00:17:29no funny business
00:17:33yes
00:18:32You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:18:37Exactly.
00:18:37What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:40She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:44That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:46And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation, held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:18:53Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:18:55We have to have faith.
00:18:57Where did you actually find this little life?
00:19:00Uh, on the streets?
00:19:04Are you shitting me?
00:19:06You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:08Are you nuts?
00:19:09You don't know her.
00:19:10You don't know her background.
00:19:11She could be a psychotic murder.
00:19:13That is it, General.
00:19:14You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:16You're right.
00:19:17That's it.
00:19:17I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:19James, let's go.
00:19:20Yes, sir.
00:19:31I told you all to stay out.
00:19:39This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:40We can't be interrupted.
00:19:41Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:48I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:19:53I'm going to save him myself.
00:19:56No.
00:20:00You see that, General?
00:20:01This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:03This is a witchcraft.
00:20:06I know what this is.
00:20:08This is the dark witch.
00:20:10I've heard of her.
00:20:11She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men, and then she eats them alive.
00:20:17I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:21James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:23Yes, sir.
00:20:27Here we gain consciousness.
00:20:39Help me.
00:20:40I just want to...
00:20:45Something's wrong.
00:20:49You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:52Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:20:56That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:06Sir?
00:21:07The SWAT team is here.
00:21:09Captain Morales.
00:21:11My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:17I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:20Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:22We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:28We're right.
00:21:30We're right the wrong.
00:21:35We're human.
00:21:39Who the fuck are you?
00:21:40And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:43Good.
00:21:44You're awake.
00:21:46I'm saving you.
00:21:47Saving me?
00:21:48By bathing with me?
00:21:50Who are you?
00:21:51You're a fucking spy?
00:21:53Talk!
00:21:53I swear to God, I'll have you arrested for this.
00:21:57You were the one who was trying to kiss me in your stripper.
00:22:02I will never.
00:22:03I will never.
00:22:18Look who's guilty now.
00:22:21Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right?
00:22:24But it is a biological fact.
00:22:26A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:31It's science, okay?
00:22:32It just means that my body is physically...
00:22:35Oh, shut up.
00:22:37You're distracting me with your forehead.
00:22:39And I'm a professional.
00:22:41I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:43Captain, do something now.
00:22:45Ready!
00:22:50We're almost there.
00:22:53Aim!
00:22:55Get him, boys.
00:22:56Get him!
00:22:58Fire!
00:23:02Fire!
00:23:17Those dives seals.
00:23:19How is this possible?
00:23:21It's not even a scratch.
00:23:23I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:25Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:28No.
00:23:28I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:31She's not the dark witch.
00:23:32Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:36This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:40How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:42That's right.
00:23:43The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:47If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:50Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:52Think about it.
00:23:52We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:54He's been in a coma for two years.
00:23:56Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:23:57You're right.
00:23:58This homeless girl is maybe the goddess...
00:24:04Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess...
00:24:07No!
00:24:07No!
00:24:08Absolutely not!
00:24:09There is no way this hobo girl is better than us!
00:24:12How could you know for sure?
00:24:14Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:17You're wrong, sir!
00:24:19This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:23It's called borderline revival.
00:24:26She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:29But only temporarily.
00:24:30It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:35That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:38I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:43My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:45He is dying right now, naked, in a jacuzzi, with a smelly vagrant!
00:24:50Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:52The witch doctor.
00:24:54Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:24:58My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:00You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:05I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:10from me.
00:25:12This isn't the finishing touch.
00:25:16I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:19So we can both survive.
00:25:39It's poison gas!
00:25:41But poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:46Poison gas?
00:25:47My son is in there!
00:25:49You're jeopardizing his life as well!
00:25:51No, don't worry, General!
00:25:53Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:25:56Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:25:59Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:01And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:04They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:09I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:12It's now or never.
00:26:25What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:28It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:29Wait a second.
00:26:31You don't think that they're...
00:26:33You!
00:26:34You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:36Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:38If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger!
00:26:41Oh my god.
00:26:42Yeah?
00:26:43She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:45I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:49Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother!
00:26:53This is taking way too long!
00:26:55Captain Morales, it's time to get out.
00:26:58The big guns.
00:27:00These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:03Bazooka.
00:27:04She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:07Crap.
00:27:08Oh my god.
00:27:08Get back, son.
00:27:10Ready.
00:27:12Aim!
00:27:13Oh, shit.
00:27:18Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:32The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:34Shoot her dead now!
00:27:35Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:37I said stand down!
00:27:40Don't listen to her.
00:27:41She's a fraud.
00:27:42A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:45I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:48If I'm a termite, then...
00:27:50you're worse than a disease spreading tick.
00:27:53Wait a second.
00:27:54Are you saying you cured my son?
00:27:56He'll wake in just a moment.
00:27:58You can see for yourself.
00:28:00Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:02That is it!
00:28:03No more stalling, General!
00:28:05If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:11Don't hurt her.
00:28:17He's a cure!
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00:33:11I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:16In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:18So sign over the house now.
00:33:25You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:28And I did.
00:33:30For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:33Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:35And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:38Do you have no shame?
00:33:40We were together for three years and it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:44when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:52That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-the-boyfriend business.
00:33:57I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:05Oh yeah?
00:34:06Marissa, well Marissa, is so much better than you.
00:34:11She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:14And now, she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:19Dude!
00:34:20Oh!
00:34:21And you?
00:34:23You're still nothing.
00:34:25So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:28Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:29Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement.
00:34:33Oops.
00:34:35Yeah.
00:34:36That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:45You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:47I certainly did.
00:34:48In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have, all thanks to me.
00:35:00Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:02That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:05You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:09My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.
00:35:16How dare you insult her?
00:35:18It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:20Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:23Poor Edna.
00:35:24She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:26What is he talking about, you're saying?
00:35:29Show her, Bob.
00:35:35This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
00:35:38She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:40She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:43I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:47Even if you got no game, I got street cred I got out of keep.
00:35:50You dig?
00:35:51The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:35:54A near one to speak, cheater.
00:35:57Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:02I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:05I want to see how regular, everyday people live so that I can help them.
00:36:10Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that.
00:36:14What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:16It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade.
00:36:24Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:25Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:41At your wedding, I will.
00:36:43What?
00:36:44If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:36:50why should I do good by you?
00:36:51I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as a charity to you.
00:36:57Fucking bitch!
00:36:58You better keep your word.
00:37:00Oh, that's rich.
00:37:02After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:05Do remember that.
00:37:13Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:16They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:20Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:37:23I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:27Trillions?
00:37:29That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:37:34It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius, the god of healing.
00:37:39I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:37:42That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer.
00:37:48It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you.
00:37:52But please, Trixie dear, I know it was to broken your heart.
00:37:57But embellishing your worth and who you are, it will only delay the healing process.
00:38:03You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:38:05After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical pills.
00:38:11I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need.
00:38:15That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to Charity.
00:38:19You've always had an angel's heart.
00:38:22I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right.
00:38:25Who actually deserves you.
00:38:27You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:31Oh, yeah.
00:38:33Stop.
00:38:36You said Trixie's crushed in my wedding.
00:38:39She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:41She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:38:46When nobody steps on the snake, the snake bites back hard.
00:38:50So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:38:53Yeah.
00:38:54You mean...
00:38:56We broadcast that video of me?
00:39:01Yes.
00:39:02Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.
00:39:06She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess against my
00:39:10presidential glow-up.
00:39:12Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:39:21There he is.
00:39:23Welcome home, brother.
00:39:26Welcome home, General!
00:39:29Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie.
00:39:32This is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:34He served with her regiment in the Marines.
00:39:37You mean the Butch Tanner that could barely carry supplies?
00:39:39Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:43So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her?
00:39:46Fucking coward.
00:39:47According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding.
00:39:50Then we should join her.
00:39:53Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life.
00:39:59So she needs our support.
00:40:00Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:01Yes, sir!
00:40:02We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:40:06Then let's roll.
00:40:21Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:40:23Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:40:26Not only are we getting married, but in just one hour, my company will be receiving the presidential contract,
00:40:31allowing my biomedical company to go public.
00:40:37Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:40Wakeham.
00:40:41Stove, I just take you my last name.
00:40:43Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:40:46You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department, but this is a partay after all.
00:40:52I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:40:58The U.S. president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself.
00:41:04It's an honor.
00:41:05And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.
00:41:10We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:13We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:16Not so fast.
00:41:18The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:41:22The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:41:42you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train
00:41:48wreck i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she uh this is our entertainment
00:41:54for tonight sir just watch
00:41:59tricksy what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost i bet she's here to
00:42:03bum a meal off us you know being this poor me bum a meal have you forgotten that it was
00:42:11i who bankrolled
00:42:12you two for the last three years what evidence do you have of that look at me then go look
00:42:17at
00:42:17yourself in the mirror i'm a millionaire ceo even the first woman president will be here any second
00:42:23to congratulate me and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat sasa she's like so obsessed with me
00:42:32see everyone but already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still
00:42:39show up to my wedding to suck up to me this is what poor sad girls do they beg for
00:42:45scraps from us
00:42:47the rich and glorious projecting much marissa you might feel all high and mighty now but don't bite
00:42:53the hand that feeds you especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:02you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly
00:43:10have a pool to get the u.s fucking president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share
00:43:16humble
00:43:16beginnings marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize now
00:43:23that greed has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man this is what us
00:43:29rich
00:43:30girls do they steal from lane spinsters for fun damn right you were too embarrassing for me sasa tramples
00:43:39you any day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich bravo self-admission of a gold digger
00:43:46quick
00:43:46somebody put that on a memoir so she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:43:50she'll make her stop don't listen to her everyone she's the gold digging blood sucking leech
00:43:55i don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone
00:43:59for me butch
00:44:02you may look and sound like a man but you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:44:06okay enough you know what i always couldn't stand about you
00:44:09your moral posturing but guess what morals are just lies to make you and girls feel better about
00:44:16yourselves that's why no man will choose you over marissa tricksy
00:44:20because i've got the material goods
00:44:22you're just all empty talk i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:26because i'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:44:30see this
00:44:42oh my god
00:44:44is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:44:48the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck
00:44:50no absolutely not i i don't believe it
00:44:54you all sound so scared already don't worry
00:44:57this isn't that contract it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:05see everyone she's just trying to bluff us
00:45:08but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:10look at her following orders
00:45:11i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:45:14like a good little uh peasant slave
00:45:17that houses were all her life savings
00:45:23you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:37you must understand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:41i'm giving it to charity
00:45:47you think a few toy guns scare me marissa
00:45:49i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:45:53including your head of command butch
00:45:56general lysander armstrong
00:45:58you mean the legendary war hero
00:46:00he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:46:04you're an unskilled unemployed ugly leech
00:46:08so how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:46:11to heal someone like general lysander armstrong
00:46:14no one here is going to believe you
00:46:15if you really cured the incurable general
00:46:18then sasa is the fucking virgin mary
00:46:21and she's not
00:46:22you're just asking to be humiliated tricksy
00:46:25show them butch
00:46:31see for yourselves everyone
00:46:33tricksy's just a
00:46:35reloading beggar
00:46:39she won't leave me and marissa alone
00:46:41because we're rich as fuck now
00:46:43i'm a major in the marines
00:46:45sasa
00:46:46she has
00:46:47a billion dollar biomedical contract
00:46:49with the military
00:46:51approved by the first female president of the united states herself bitch
00:46:56how despicable
00:46:57she's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:47:01get out of here
00:47:02no one wants to marry you
00:47:03no free meals for the poor
00:47:05do you see this tricksy
00:47:07this is high society
00:47:09so you're either born on a silver spoon
00:47:11or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:47:14maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:47:17maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:47:22i already have everything one can dream of
00:47:25but i valued our friendship marissa
00:47:27which is why i came here to give you a second chance
00:47:29to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:47:32but no
00:47:34you stooped so low
00:47:35it disgusts me
00:47:37nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners
00:47:40like a bum
00:47:41and who knows
00:47:43if you've already started offering
00:47:44sexual services
00:47:47well then
00:47:49why don't you get on your knees for me tricksy
00:47:51my brother
00:47:52will never take you back
00:47:53no man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:47:56but make me happy
00:47:58and i might consider making you my
00:48:00personal prostitute
00:48:12how dare you hit my brother
00:48:14i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:48:19don't worry my dear
00:48:20after i'm done with you tricksy
00:48:22not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:48:26oh
00:48:27is that so
00:48:29security
00:48:31get down on your knees
00:48:33and give bob one hell of a blowjob
00:48:35in front of everybody here
00:48:37or i'll pop so many holes in you
00:48:39the men here won't know which one to fuck
00:48:41i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:48:44any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:48:47before you even touch me
00:48:49dream on
00:48:51you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet but you weren't good enough for me
00:48:55you're definitely not good enough for him
00:48:57enough
00:48:59you're souring my party
00:49:00so you either get the fuck out
00:49:03or i'm gonna shoot you
00:49:05on the count of three
00:49:06i think i quite like it here
00:49:08two
00:49:20this wine is so delicious
00:49:22one
00:49:23shoot
00:49:26nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:49:36it's
00:49:47who the hell is this
00:49:52i'm sorry that i'm late
00:49:53did they hurt you
00:49:55no
00:49:55i'm fine
00:49:57but um
00:49:57when did i become your future wife
00:50:01you saved me
00:50:03tricksy
00:50:03remember
00:50:04i'm a man of my word
00:50:06they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:50:08really
00:50:08it was nothing
00:50:10i saved you because you're a good man
00:50:12not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:50:21i see what this is
00:50:22you're the one who cheated on me tricksy
00:50:24look at you guys all lovey-dove
00:50:26don't try to pin this on her
00:50:27she waited for you for three years
00:50:29this is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for
00:50:40no man who went in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her she should be happy bob was
00:50:45willing to give her some
00:50:50i see her in the marines
00:50:54i'm a major
00:50:55look man
00:50:56i know tricksy is like uh i don't know
00:50:59like a seven
00:51:00now that she's all cleaned up
00:51:01but don't waste your manhood on a whiny
00:51:03worthless woman like that
00:51:11a real man
00:51:12never talks about a woman that way
00:51:15you're a coward
00:51:25we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:51:29you're very gracious tricksy you know that
00:51:34you're only getting off of it because she's so kind
00:51:36so you're gonna do me the favor of never coming near her again
00:51:38you understand
00:51:39you wanna fuck with me you little dipshit
00:51:41i'm a fucking major
00:51:43you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts
00:51:45i'll
00:51:46i'll destroy you
00:51:47do you really not know who this is butch
00:51:50i thought you were in the marines
00:51:51what have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is
00:51:56he was just a supply boy
00:52:00war hero?
00:52:02is this all part of your plan tricksy?
00:52:05poor girl
00:52:06did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:52:10a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:52:13tricksy is worthless cause that guy looks like a cowboy
00:52:19a bum girl and a pimp
00:52:21what a pair
00:52:23seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:52:27maybe we should try to piss them off some more don't you think?
00:52:31bring in the wedding gifts
00:52:39what is all this?
00:52:41tricksy listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:52:46but i know that we shared a moment
00:52:51i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:52:54it's not in my nature
00:52:57unlike somebody else here
00:52:59listen tricksy
00:53:00i have never
00:53:02met a woman
00:53:05like you
00:53:06so incredible and kind and beautiful
00:53:09so i know
00:53:10that you're the one for me
00:53:14this guy's either nuts or a really
00:53:16really good actor
00:53:18Oscar worthy
00:53:20Oscar worthy
00:53:21no
00:53:22first gift
00:53:28tricksy i know that you just lost your home
00:53:30so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion
00:53:34worth 500 million dollars
00:53:36previously owned by jennifer aniston
00:53:40second gift
00:53:43this contains all the rights to my entire fortune
00:53:48which is now yours
00:53:49entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:53:52you must be that nice
00:53:53they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show
00:53:55they've got nothing left
00:53:57why sander
00:53:58i really don't care for any of us
00:54:00look i i know
00:54:02i know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:54:05okay
00:54:05which is exactly why
00:54:07well my third gift
00:54:08is um
00:54:10well
00:54:26cleo
00:54:28you found my dog
00:54:32tricksy i'm just a man
00:54:34but with you it's so much more
00:54:37tricksy amore
00:54:41will you marry me?
00:54:45you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:54:50yes
00:54:51i will marry you
00:55:08go go power couple
00:55:10woo
00:55:12okay stop
00:55:13the only power couple here is butch and i
00:55:17let's remind everyone how worthless tricksy is
00:55:21no man in their right mind
00:55:24would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:55:27hey
00:55:28i don't care if she's homeless or not
00:55:29but i'm making this woman my wife
00:55:31which means that she will be treated as
00:55:34and cherished as
00:55:35the most precious woman on earth
00:55:37understand
00:55:41you still don't realize
00:55:43that my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:55:46this is general
00:55:47lysander armstrong
00:55:56as if
00:55:57like the almighty general lysander armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like tricksy
00:56:03yes the armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market
00:56:06lysander armstrong would sooner marry the princess of england than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:56:12i bet my life you're all just
00:56:14actors
00:56:15then you better enjoy your last breath
00:56:17come on lysander what are we waiting for
00:56:19let's show them what we can do and get revenge for tricksy
00:56:21what can a bunch of piss poor people do to us
00:56:23the elites
00:56:24infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:56:26she wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:56:30truth is she's just a useless lazy bitchin bum
00:56:34she's utterly unmarriable
00:56:39i can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:56:42i'd handle them myself but
00:56:47i'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:56:49go ahead lysander
00:56:57yes hello this is lysander please
00:56:59bankrupt marissa wickham for me
00:57:02oh my gosh i'm so scared
00:57:04anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:57:15uh hello
00:57:16yes
00:57:19what
00:57:24i'm not bankrupt
00:57:34hey hey hey are you sure that was the call saucer
00:57:37that that was a real call people don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:57:40my company's dead evaporated
00:57:43it's a thin air
00:57:47that's impossible
00:57:49who are you
00:57:50what did you do
00:57:52secretary cho
00:57:53you said you're the secretary of health right
00:57:56and you yourself said that the armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:57:59could that be how they bankrupted miss wickham
00:58:03then that means
00:58:06you're really lysander armstrong
00:58:09the richest and most powerful man in the country
00:58:13tricks he's married
00:58:14the famed war hero
00:58:16the man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:58:20now you believe me
00:58:21those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:58:24there's got to be some trick to this
00:58:27you guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:58:39i know why you're all over tricksy because you've been in the military for so long
00:58:43you don't know what a real woman can do for you
00:58:46let me take you to my wedding chamber and i'll show you a good time
00:58:51do you have your hands for me
00:58:53or i'll have them removed for you
00:58:55i would never be interested in a woman
00:59:01who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
00:59:05guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
00:59:09salsa was just trying to save the company
00:59:12i don't blame her at all
00:59:14your double standards are incredible
00:59:16okay you don't want me
00:59:17fine but there's plenty of other efficiency
00:59:20i can give you a room full of pageant winners
00:59:23uh 18 years old
00:59:24fresh for the taking
00:59:32i did that so you wouldn't have to
00:59:34mr xene
00:59:35thank you devon
00:59:38marissa
00:59:38not only have you backstabbed me
00:59:41your best friend
00:59:42by stealing my fiance
00:59:44but now you'd sell out other innocent girls
00:59:47just to get your company back
00:59:48you're an insult to all good women out there
00:59:50no to all of humanity
00:59:52so now everything that i've ever given you to
00:59:55i'm taking it all back
00:59:59wait everyone stop
01:00:03they're impostors
01:00:05i just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:00:12because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:00:15so we won't go bankrupt
01:00:18the goddess healer
01:00:19you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
01:00:22approved of my biomedical products
01:00:25yes that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:00:29the goddess healer's motto is
01:00:32the right rewrites the wrong
01:00:33the left leave the wrong
01:00:35bereft
01:00:36that means she's rewarding me
01:00:38the president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:00:41in fact
01:00:42she's on her way now
01:00:45so you're telling me
01:00:47this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:00:50isn't lysander armstrong
01:00:52who the fuck cares who he is
01:00:53if the president and the goddess healer
01:00:56approves of my products
01:00:57who cares about this washed up war hero
01:00:59we can break his legs
01:01:00break his arms
01:01:01no one would even bat an eye
01:01:02she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:01:06FBI
01:01:08FBI
01:01:09you're under arrest for fraudulent claims
01:01:12and identity theft
01:01:14gotcha
01:01:19guess I still get the last laugh Trixie
01:01:21no don't arrest her
01:01:24Trixie is a good person
01:01:25please officer don't arrest her
01:01:28grandma
01:01:28Mr. Rogers
01:01:30Mrs. Williams
01:01:30what are you all doing here
01:01:32the neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
01:01:34we were worried
01:01:36so we came here to back you up
01:01:38listen officer
01:01:39I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:01:42she's very kind hearted and would never break the law
01:01:46yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:01:49Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:01:53she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:01:55my fiance really is an incredible woman
01:01:58she's an angel descended from heaven
01:02:05you must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
01:02:09my brother is not a criminal
01:02:11he's a war hero
01:02:13who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:02:15without him this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:02:19and that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity
01:02:22General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist
01:02:26and we've received no word that he's woken up yet so this must be an imposter
01:02:32I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:02:35I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:02:42if you want to arrest me, fine
01:02:44but don't fuck with my fiance
01:02:46you don't get to decide, punk
01:02:48let's go
01:03:10get him
01:03:12if you can
01:03:13get him
01:03:13get him
01:03:13oh
01:03:20ah
01:03:23ah
01:03:27ah
01:03:28ah
01:03:35ah
01:03:36ah
01:03:37oh
01:03:39ah
01:03:39ah
01:03:39ah
01:03:40ah
01:03:40Come on!
01:03:42Yeah!
01:03:43Oh!
01:03:50Yeah!
01:04:04Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:04:14Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:04:19Drama.
01:04:21Meet my new fiancé.
01:04:24Wow, your new fiancé?
01:04:27He's so manly.
01:04:29Much better than your last one.
01:04:31I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:04:34It's Butch's loss.
01:04:35Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:04:38She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:04:44Bitch, we name calling now?
01:04:45I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:04:48Drown out the poor!
01:04:50Drown out the poor!
01:04:51Drown out the poor!
01:04:54Drown out the poor!
01:04:56Drown out the poor!
01:04:56Drown out the poor!
01:04:57See Trixie?
01:04:58You've got no connections, no power.
01:05:01You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:05:04We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:05:07So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:05:12Let them eat cake!
01:05:13Hmm.
01:05:23You can't shoot all of them.
01:05:24Grab what you can't fam.
01:05:26Attack!
01:05:43You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:05:52What the fuck was that?
01:05:53I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:05:55I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:06:05Damn it!
01:06:06Damn it!
01:06:06Damn it!
01:06:08You forgot I had a gun too.
01:06:11That'll teach you from messing with the wig hams.
01:06:13Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:06:15We're quartered.
01:06:16I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:06:19Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:06:22I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:06:24They will be punished.
01:06:29Now hold still for me.
01:06:32Right.
01:06:33Ray rides the world.
01:06:45Holy fuck!
01:06:46Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:06:48By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:06:50Is she the goddess healer?
01:06:54I'm all better now.
01:06:56Thank you Miss Trixie.
01:06:58See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:07:01No.
01:07:02Please.
01:07:02I am just an ordinary girl.
01:07:04Don't put me on some sort of goddess.
01:07:06Sure.
01:07:08You hear that?
01:07:09She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:07:12She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:07:14While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:07:19Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:07:24I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:07:26And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:07:29God?
01:07:30Wrong.
01:07:32But you're close.
01:07:34Bullshit!
01:07:35I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:07:39You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:07:41Then let's see you try.
01:07:43Charge!
01:07:43Charge!
01:07:52The hell is this?
01:07:54This is the line between life and death.
01:07:58Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:08:01I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:08:06You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:08:08What if it's a trap?
01:08:09That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:08:11We ain't afraid of her.
01:08:12She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:08:15Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:08:18I will.
01:08:22Left.
01:08:22Left.
01:08:23Leaves the wrong breath.
01:08:31I'm fine.
01:08:32Nothing happened.
01:08:33You'll see soon enough.
01:08:35Oh, please.
01:08:36I really wanna die.
01:08:38And you call this the line between life and death?
01:08:40I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:08:43Whoops!
01:08:43Just crossed it again.
01:08:45Whoops!
01:08:46And again.
01:08:47Nothing's happened-
01:08:49Stop!
01:08:58No!
01:08:59What did you do to my brother?
01:09:01I didn't do anything.
01:09:02Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:09:05I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:09:07If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:09:11Come on.
01:09:12Major.
01:09:13Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:09:15How was he able to cross the line?
01:09:17See, this must be an illusion.
01:09:22Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:09:24Will somebody take my brother to the hospital?
01:09:26Please!
01:09:33If you're so sore, I wouldn't marry you.
01:09:35You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:09:36Oh, please.
01:09:38You hurt us first.
01:09:40At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:09:43But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:09:47Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:09:52You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:09:55You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:10:00When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:10:06Don't touch my wife.
01:10:09And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:10:14You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:10:16But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:10:21That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:10:24Oh, really?
01:10:25Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:10:29You've got nothing on me.
01:10:34Yes.
01:10:35Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:10:41Goddess.
01:10:42Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:10:46Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:10:50Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:10:55Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:10:59God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:11:02I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:11:05You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:11:07A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:11:11Miss Wickham is correct.
01:11:12I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:11:14Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:11:18You hear that, everyone?
01:11:19There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:11:25She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:11:31No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:11:35Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:11:39Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:11:47Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong, and now you, Trixie, are
01:11:55pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:11:58Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:12:02I never realized how delusional they were.
01:12:05You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:12:11Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:12:15It ain't working.
01:12:17You can't just fake the...
01:12:20Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:12:24It's like real magic.
01:12:25Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:12:31And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:12:38No.
01:12:39Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:12:43You saved me.
01:12:44Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:12:48No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:12:51We'll riot against you now.
01:12:53No.
01:12:53Tear her apart!
01:12:55Tear her apart!
01:12:56Tear her apart!
01:12:58Tear her apart!
01:12:59Tear her apart!
01:13:01Tear her apart!
01:13:01The vice president arrives!
01:13:18who dare cause ruckus in here
01:13:24your general lysander armstrong wait what he's actually general lysander armstrong no no we've
01:13:32been through this already once okay right secretary chill this actor trixie hired pulled this weird
01:13:39stunt to try to bankrupt me but you already confirmed with madame president that i got
01:13:44the contract coming still right yes we all thought he was a fraud what i mean is
01:13:50you're the war hero general lysander armstrong and how dare you crash miss wickham's wedding
01:13:56the moment you wake up you fall under this vixen spell and now you're attacking one of the most
01:14:02important allies to the president he is the general oh but he's in trouble now did you hear that
01:14:10even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader so what if trixie
01:14:16picked up some washed up war hero we got the vp and the president on our side you'll always
01:14:22be nothing trixie i told you now punish them vice president langley this is treason lysander
01:14:30armstrong you are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:14:37hurry the goddess healer needs us
01:14:41you can't do that mr vice president my brother is a war hero he single-handedly saved this country
01:14:47from terrorist attack he was in a coma for two years if it wasn't for miss trixie he would
01:14:52enough you speak another word and i will bring down your entire family not just your brother
01:15:00it's okay mr vice president i've already given my life once for my country i have no problem
01:15:06doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life and let's be honest about one other thing
01:15:11mr vice president i never gave a fuck about any damn titles i truly saved a good man
01:15:24i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance and what can you do about it oh mr vice
01:15:31president i have
01:15:31swell idea my biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:15:37let's try it out on them hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously
01:15:43put innocent civilian lives in danger despicable what's more despicable is that you and your
01:15:49filthy companions are disrespecting power miss wickham you can use full force on them did you hear
01:15:57that boys
01:16:11shit wait that's the president
01:16:24oh my gosh i'm so sorry madam president that was they were totally aiming for uh trixie the fraud in
01:16:41hospital what is this oh that's my new biomedical weapon madame for your military this is a war
01:16:48crime these are innocent civilian lives you're messing with you're the uncivilized buffoon i can shoot
01:16:53whoever i want i have the presidential contract with great power comes great responsibility and this
01:16:59is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract i gave you what are you doing reverse
01:17:03the poison and take it out of the president before it's too late that is easy there's no need
01:17:09i'll save everyone
01:17:25it's raining gold
01:17:28what's happening trixie doesn't have that kind of money it's got to be cheap glitter
01:17:35she she is she is a criminal don't worry madam president we will arrest her and we'll throw her
01:17:42in prison i'd be quiet if i were you because you're the one that would be going to prison once
01:17:46everyone is healed up what are you talking about the president literally came here to give me my
01:17:51billion dollar contract
01:18:01this contract
01:18:03this contract yes thank you first gentleman
01:18:23my contract you bitch and that's not all
01:18:39this foul weapon will not see the light of day
01:18:41there is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus
01:18:45don't you realize or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that
01:18:50you're the real virus here marissa money is worth more to you than human lives
01:18:55and that's something i cannot tolerate so prepare yourself because i'm about to smite you
01:19:02what are you gonna do the president is here and i just invented the best
01:19:08biomedical products in the world
01:19:10pardon me for that little mishap right
01:19:14madam president you've recovered now
01:19:16so what's your final decision
01:19:20i'll do
01:19:21she's gonna give me my billion dollar
01:19:28i'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:19:35why are you attacking me madam president you're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar
01:19:40you wish
01:19:44i've never seen a woman so vile
01:19:47so ugly on the inside it makes me want to vomit
01:19:50i i don't understand i was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing
01:19:57and do you know
01:19:58the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth
01:20:02you've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh
01:20:07the one and only
01:20:09and it's
01:20:12her
01:20:28welcome goddess
01:20:35yes
01:20:36uh... we uh...
01:20:41you really are the goddess of healing aren't you
01:20:43how else did you think i saved you
01:20:46then why did you keep it a secret for so long
01:20:51i wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:20:54to help those in need
01:20:55and make sure the man i chose loved me for me
01:20:59no so that means
01:21:00the billion dollar contract
01:21:02it was you who gave it to me
01:21:04and she took it away just like that
01:21:08that was her golden ticket
01:21:09you were once my fiance and best friend
01:21:12but after everything you've done
01:21:14we're officially getting ties with you both
01:21:16no please i swear
01:21:18i didn't know you were an ex
01:21:23it doesn't matter who she is
01:21:24trixie has a heart of gold
01:21:26she's an amazing person
01:21:28and you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her
01:21:31she's gonna be my wife
01:21:33because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet
01:21:42i love you
01:21:55all her goals
01:21:56all her clothes
01:21:58all that could have been mine
01:22:00this is all your fault
01:22:01this is all
01:22:02you seduced me
01:22:06you were the one that came onto me
01:22:07you himbo
01:22:08please trixie
01:22:11give me another chance
01:22:13i want to be rich again
01:22:14i'll be your slave
01:22:16i'll kiss the ground you walk on
01:22:18you've had your chance to apologize
01:22:20but it's too late now
01:22:22all i see is your greed
01:22:24and how much you'd hurt others
01:22:25just to benefit yourself
01:22:27you two should be locked up
01:22:28and she shall
01:22:30for creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:22:33arrest marissa and butch wickham
01:22:36it's all your fault marissa
01:22:38i never loved you
01:22:39it's your fault
01:22:40i was only with you for your money
01:22:42you were rich
01:22:45i'll see myself now
01:22:47rest assured goddess
01:22:48we will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:22:52my platform is spreading kindness
01:22:54just like you
01:22:55i knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:22:58that is why i saved you
01:23:00with these healing hands
01:23:02i will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time
01:23:06well
01:23:07let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:23:12let's party
01:23:13wait
01:23:14what if we just got married
01:23:15right now
01:23:16yes
01:23:17well
01:23:21do you take each other
01:23:24to be your lawfully wedded partner
01:23:26i do
01:23:27i do
01:23:28you may kiss the bride
01:23:31you may kiss the bride
01:23:32you may kiss the bride
01:23:32you may kiss the bride
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