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00:00:21Bring me my blanket. It's freezing down here.
00:00:35Hurry up. You forgot to put this heat on. Nurse, switch legs on your phone and do your job.
00:00:44I just need to take care of yourself.
00:00:54I just need to take care of yourself.
00:01:27Hey, Bobby.
00:01:28Edie, got a live one. You start today.
00:01:31Okay.
00:01:31I think you mean, thank you, Bobby. I could really use the work.
00:01:36Yeah, thank you, Bobby. I could really use the work.
00:01:41Sorry, I was at Hilga's wake yesterday, so I'm a little...
00:01:45Can't say a bitch, but Hilda was a client. You can't get so attached.
00:01:49Okay, I'm ready.
00:01:49Lynette Versterberg, 84, bad legs, bad heart, brain fine. Address, 1512 Baldwin Road. Gate code 3950. Soon as possible. Empty
00:01:59house.
00:01:59Okay, you got it.
00:02:01Hey, show a little bit more enthusiasm when you meet the dinosaur. She's filthy rich. Whatever it takes to keep
00:02:06her happy. Capisce?
00:02:07Yep.
00:02:16Ah, Hilga.
00:02:37Ooh, I was gonna do coffee, but are you making tea? You know it. You're up early. I thought you
00:02:45were resting before the funeral.
00:02:47Yeah, uh, no funeral for me. Had another job. On the hills this time.
00:02:52Oh no, Edie already? Your last client's not even in the ground yet.
00:02:56How long do you have to live at this house?
00:02:59As long as she's got, I guess.
00:03:01Tell Bobby you need some time.
00:03:03I want time, but I need money. Student loans don't care that I'm grieving.
00:03:09Rumi, living nursing is a tough job. Even if you won't take my wise advice to throw it all away
00:03:16and start a tea shop, you still need to take care of yourself.
00:03:19I am taking care of myself.
00:03:21Doesn't count. I want to see you get paid for that liquid gold.
00:03:27Can't you at least ask Bobby for the weekends off?
00:03:29Claire, you know he would fire me for even asking.
00:03:33Honestly, it's all good. I've got my health, I've got a job, I have amazing friends. I'm lucky. My clients
00:03:41don't have any of that.
00:03:42They have money.
00:03:43Yeah, they have money. But what does that get them? A stranger who lives in their house and occasionally checks
00:03:47them for bed sores?
00:03:49Whose life would you rather have? Theirs are mine.
00:03:51Can you take game night off? It's one night.
00:03:54Yeah, I'll try.
00:03:57Man, Edie.
00:03:58You have got to open up a tea shop.
00:04:01Yeah, yeah. When I win the lotto.
00:04:21Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, stop, stop, stop.
00:04:29Hi.
00:04:30I figured you didn't want to murder on your hands the first day of the job.
00:04:34You must be the new nurse.
00:04:35Yeah, and you must be the tire slusher.
00:04:39What?
00:04:41Oh, no, no, this is a tool. I forgot I was holding it.
00:04:45I'm the gardener. Forgetful gardener.
00:04:47Well, hey, as long as I'm not admitting you to memory care.
00:04:51Wait, what?
00:04:52Elder care joke.
00:04:54I'm Edie.
00:04:56Oh.
00:04:59Hey, I'm Matteo.
00:05:00Nice to meet you.
00:05:01Nice to meet you.
00:05:02Welcome. Good luck. She barely talks to me.
00:05:16Hello.
00:05:20Miss Fursterberg, I'm Edie, your new home care aide.
00:05:31I'm with First Sunrise. They said you were notified.
00:05:35Is there no longer such thing as basic human dignity?
00:05:41What?
00:05:42You barred into my home, hollering down my halls, prowling around like a predator on the hunt.
00:05:48Mrs. Fursterberg.
00:05:50Ms.
00:05:50If I had married, my husband would be out there trimming those rose bushes.
00:05:55And not that overpriced idiot.
00:05:58Ms.
00:05:59Fursterberg, I am Miss Edie Brown.
00:06:02And I am sorry for barging in like that, but I mean, that's protocol when a homebound client has been
00:06:08without care for several hours.
00:06:10Look, my job here is to be in service to your well-being and make sure you're as comfortable as
00:06:15possible.
00:06:15So if you could-
00:06:16No, thanks. Goodbye.
00:06:20Do you have someone else here in the house that's assisting you?
00:06:25I'm in the middle of arranging my finances and the last thing I need is a granny nanny to train.
00:06:31That's a good one.
00:06:34But if there's no one else here that has a nursing license, I can't leave.
00:06:40You're trespassing. If you don't leave, I'll have you arrested.
00:06:46Okay. How about you start by hopping up out of that chair and tossing me out the door.
00:06:51What?!
00:06:51Great. Looks like your file's correct. No mental decline. Fully aware of your wheelchair dependence.
00:06:57I'm gonna take that to mean you understand why I can't leave you here alone.
00:07:01You don't-
00:07:02Great. I'm so glad that we have all of that cleared up.
00:07:05So if you could just show me your bedroom, your primary bathroom, all of your medications, and anything else that
00:07:10you think might help me get you through your day-to-day.
00:07:13We can go ahead and get started.
00:07:17This way. Come.
00:07:21Okay.
00:07:24How long have you been a nurse?
00:07:27About six years.
00:07:29Remarkable.
00:07:31So, who all works here?
00:07:33Just that bozo in the bushes.
00:07:36So you have no housekeeper, no-
00:07:38They're all useless and expensive. Like you, I'm sure.
00:07:44Are you gonna get that?
00:07:46I only get junk calls.
00:07:51You have reached Bell Telephone. This number has been disconnected. Goodbye.
00:07:57You recognize that number?
00:07:59Hmm. Stranger.
00:08:01Okay. Well, they are blocked.
00:08:04That's an unusual skill for a nurse.
00:08:13So, do doctors call you on your landline?
00:08:16They leave voicemails.
00:08:20Well, if doctors are calling on your landline, we can't just be ignoring calls.
00:08:27I can screen the numbers for you and block out all the spam numbers.
00:08:31Well, you edit my diaries, too. Don't touch my phone.
00:08:34You got it, boss.
00:08:37So, if you could just show me your meds and then we can see my room?
00:08:40I do have one refill I need. I'm out.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:49There's poor sales service on the property, so you'll need Wi-Fi.
00:08:52The password's over there on the dresser.
00:08:56Okay.
00:08:57After you've finished unpacking, we'll go to the bank.
00:09:00You got it, boss.
00:09:14What are you doing?
00:09:17Well, it seems like you think I might be stealing something, so take a look through my bag before we
00:09:23head out.
00:09:23Your assertiveness may prove useful at some point.
00:09:46Miss Wursterberg, isn't it just the highest honor to have you visiting our modest establishment on this fine day?
00:09:53How can we help you?
00:09:55Here.
00:10:00Miss Wursterberg, you know I hold you in the utmost regard, but are you aware that this request would dissolve
00:10:06all of your accounts with us?
00:10:07I filled the damn thing out, didn't I?
00:10:09Miss Wursterberg, I must advise against this. Please, let us know what we can do to...
00:10:13I need to transfer my assets to a trusted advisor who can...
00:10:17And you don't trust me.
00:10:19You are not my financial planner.
00:10:22I see.
00:10:24Well, is this...
00:10:26Avery Simpson interested in opening an account with us?
00:10:30No, that's impossible. Avery Simpson is not based here.
00:10:34Miss Wursterberg, perhaps I can secure some additional perks for your valued account. Give me just a moment.
00:10:39Stop wasting my time. I want to dissolve my accounts. I'm here in person to complete this request. I have
00:10:46my ID.
00:10:46Oh, I hardly think I need that, Miss Wursterberg. I would know you anywhere, but please, just reconsider this...
00:10:53Listen to what I'm saying.
00:10:53Miss Wursterberg? Water.
00:10:56Not now, Edie.
00:10:58See how that works, Mr. Kern? I asked if she wanted water, and she said no. And I respect her
00:11:04by not pressing her on it.
00:11:09The look on his face. He'd never been sassed by an aide before.
00:11:13Yeah, dude, looked like he was gonna have an aneurysm.
00:11:15I was going to have an aneurysm if he kept mooning about my account.
00:11:19Oh, but he holds you in the utmost respect.
00:11:23We need to get out of here.
00:11:25Is everything okay?
00:11:28Hurry up!
00:11:37Well, it looks like your refill is ready. I can go pick that up.
00:11:40Here, take this.
00:11:43What is it?
00:11:44It's mace. You'll need it.
00:11:47Why?
00:11:48I'm being targeted. Last night it was an attempted robbery. Today a man was watching us leave the bank. Someone
00:11:57or some group is trying to target me.
00:11:59Now, what is it exactly that you think they're trying to do?
00:12:02I know what they're trying to do. They're trying to rob me. Or worse.
00:12:07Worse?
00:12:08My death would make a lot of people very rich.
00:12:11Okay, I think the police should probably be-
00:12:14The police were here last night when the guy got away. They know everything.
00:12:17Are you saying that he was here as in inside this house? Boss, that is terrifying.
00:12:23You can't even imagine. So take that. If a man follows you, don't hesitate. He saw us together. Just spray
00:12:32and run.
00:12:33You know what? I am sure that that pharmacy can deliver.
00:12:37No. I don't want anyone coming through that gate except you and the airhead plant man. So you go.
00:12:45I don't feel like that's a great idea.
00:12:47Well, just fine. Don't go get my medication. But no one is delivering it and I'm not going back out
00:12:54there.
00:12:55I am sure.
00:13:12Hey!
00:13:15Hi!
00:13:16How's your first day?
00:13:17Ah, well, uh, it's- it's a lot.
00:13:19Yeah, yeah, she can be a lot. Or so I hear. I basically never see her.
00:13:24Yeah, actually, I had some questions for you.
00:13:26Uh, are you going to the pharmacy?
00:13:28No, actually, I'm, uh, sneaking into the art store.
00:13:31Oh, cool. You do art?
00:13:33Yeah, you know, like watercolors.
00:13:35No way. What do you paint? Turtles.
00:13:37I mean, I would if people stopped trying to turn them into roadkill.
00:13:40No, that's awesome. That's great. I mean, it's nice to have a hobby.
00:13:44Yeah, a hobby. Yeah, I guess you could say it's a hobby.
00:13:47And what would you call it?
00:13:49Dream job.
00:13:51Oh, wow. No, that's, that's really cool. Good for you.
00:13:55Yeah, all right. You think I'm naive, but I'm telling you, all it takes is one rich person to see
00:13:59my stuff.
00:14:00I mean, it could happen.
00:14:01Uh, speaking of rich people, I was going to ask you...
00:14:03Actually, uh, I do, I do have to go. They're about to close, but I will see you later, okay?
00:14:07Sure.
00:14:07All right. Talk to you in a bit.
00:14:23Here you go. So, this break-in that happened, your old nurse was here when it all went down?
00:14:29Oh, she showed up just in time. Helped scare him off.
00:14:33And you didn't see his face?
00:14:34Oh, he was wearing a mask.
00:14:36And he didn't take anything?
00:14:37Happens so very fast. Very shocking.
00:14:40I'm sure. Do the police have any suspects, or do you have...?
00:14:44Is it your goal? To give me nightmares?
00:14:47Of course not. We can talk about this tomorrow.
00:14:50What else is there to talk about?
00:14:53Someone broke into my home and scared me and my nurse half to death.
00:14:56Yeah, and then she just... bounced on you? I mean, that's kind of messed up.
00:15:00What's messed up, as you put it, is that we're still talking about this.
00:15:04Unless you have secondary training as a detective, leave it. I'm handling it.
00:15:11Of course, boss. You ready?
00:15:16Hey. I've got you. I promise.
00:15:22One, two, three.
00:15:25All right.
00:15:27I'll be good. I'll switch you back.
00:15:29Okay?
00:15:31All right.
00:15:33See? Wasn't so bad.
00:15:35Stronger than I look.
00:15:37Are you calling me fat?
00:15:38What? Hell no.
00:15:40In fact, you've got killer muscle tone.
00:15:42You must have that athlete gene.
00:15:44A lot of good it did me.
00:15:47Okay. Night, boss.
00:15:50Night.
00:16:11Night, boss.
00:16:18Hey, Claire. Sorry.
00:16:20You okay?
00:16:21Yeah, yeah. Totally fine.
00:16:22Just got lost in this maze of a mansion.
00:16:24God, I swear, it's like something straight out of Downton Abbey.
00:16:27At any minute, Lady Mary's gonna turn a corner and ask me what's for dinner.
00:16:30What is for dinner?
00:16:32Very funny.
00:16:33You'll be glad to know that I did not have tickets for her.
00:16:35How is she?
00:16:36How's the job?
00:16:38It's different.
00:16:39I mean, she's a smart lady.
00:16:40I'll give her that.
00:16:41But she has this crazy story about a break-in and someone stalking her, so...
00:16:45Oh, my God.
00:16:46Amy, that's scary.
00:16:47That's what I said, but...
00:16:48I mean, she's got this big-ass security gate, and she has a burglar alarm, and I'm pretty
00:16:52sure that there are cameras everywhere, and some guy just waltzes past all that and doesn't
00:16:56get caught.
00:16:57I don't know.
00:16:58It just...
00:16:58It doesn't make any sense.
00:16:59So you think she's making it up?
00:17:01Why?
00:17:02No, but hallucinations and paranoia, it's a sign of Alzheimer's.
00:17:07Oh, you think?
00:17:09I don't know.
00:17:10She seems really sharp.
00:17:12Like, she has jokes.
00:17:13I mean, she could be totally fine mentally.
00:17:15So she is being stalked?
00:17:17Yeah.
00:17:18I don't know.
00:17:19It seems like she was fighting with her previous nurse, which is also another sign of Alzheimer's,
00:17:23so...
00:17:24Okay, Edie, either way, this job sounds like bad news.
00:17:27Come home.
00:17:28You know I can't leave her like this.
00:17:29Edie, you have to stop acting like every one of these little old ladies is your grandmother.
00:17:34You know, I'm going to see what I can do about game night, okay?
00:17:37Have you talked to her about it yet?
00:17:38Not yet.
00:17:40Edie, I'm going to see what I can do, okay?
00:17:42I promise.
00:17:52Help!
00:17:53Help!
00:18:00Miss Fursterberg?
00:18:05Hello?
00:18:06Help!
00:18:08Help!
00:18:16Help!
00:18:18Help!
00:18:18Help!
00:18:19Help!
00:18:19Help!
00:18:20Help!
00:18:22Help!
00:18:23Help!
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00:18:44Okay, um, disable sleep mode on alarm system.
00:19:01Okay, seven, three, one, eight, nine.
00:19:11Hey!
00:19:14Mateo, hi.
00:19:15Good morning, um, these are for Miss V, uh, to help cheer her up on a recent scare.
00:19:20Well, that is super sweet of you. I'll let her know that you brought these by.
00:19:24No, you know what, just put it somewhere she can see.
00:19:26You know, I'm pretty sure she still thinks I'm part of the automatic sprinkler system.
00:19:30Oh, I was just coming out to grab the papers.
00:19:33Yeah, of course. No, I'll, uh, I'll leave it to you in the morning, okay?
00:19:36Oh, actually, um, just one thing before you go, you mentioned a scare.
00:19:41Do you know what happened exactly?
00:19:43Wait, she didn't tell you? I mean, I know Miss V is private, but still.
00:19:46Well, I mean, she told me that there was some sort of a break-in.
00:19:49Yeah, scary stuff. I don't know much. You know, I work outside.
00:19:53But, yeah, her old nurse didn't talk much, but, I mean, she was hurt pretty bad. Hospitalized, I think.
00:20:00I'm sorry, her old nurse is in the hospital right now? Are you serious?
00:20:05Well, yeah, I mean, that's why you're here, right?
00:20:17I mean, I knew there was an emergency, but, I mean, I had no idea.
00:20:21Well, I mean, you should know. In fact, you know, frankly, you should get that, uh, what's it called?
00:20:25You can get some hazard pay out of it.
00:20:27Yeah, right, that is, that is absolutely not happening.
00:20:30Okay, well, no, I get it. You know, we're both replaceable.
00:20:34It's a tough job market. It's just, be careful, okay?
00:20:37Um, I'd hate to see you get hurt.
00:20:42I will. Um, thanks. Thanks.
00:20:54No. Smooth it out.
00:20:55Well, I'm not done yet.
00:20:57You've made me look like a mad scientist.
00:21:07Mateo mentioned that your old nurse was hurt the other night.
00:21:11Well, how does he know?
00:21:13Said she was rushed to the hospital. Is that true?
00:21:16Yes, it is. She did.
00:21:18Wow.
00:21:20Well, don't run me. I didn't hurt her.
00:21:23Of course not.
00:21:26That's why your room looked like you pitched a fit.
00:21:28Excuse me?
00:21:30You know, the clothes strewn about everywhere.
00:21:32You got yourself ready.
00:21:34Makes sense.
00:21:35That's right.
00:21:35She was rushed to the emergency room.
00:21:39You know how she's doing?
00:21:41She hasn't been able to speak.
00:21:47So where is the nurse that I'm replacing?
00:21:50Ungrateful brat never called.
00:21:52Yeah, Bobby.
00:21:52Because she literally cannot speak.
00:21:54She is in the hospital.
00:21:55You know where she is?
00:21:56Why are you asking me?
00:21:57Which hospital is she in, Bobby?
00:21:59You know what?
00:22:00Look.
00:22:01How am I supposed to know?
00:22:02Bobby, I've gotta go.
00:22:06What is it?
00:22:07Electronic lift.
00:22:09To move me from the chair to the bed.
00:22:11Okay, I don't understand.
00:22:13So you can leave.
00:22:15Be safe.
00:22:16Boss.
00:22:16I value my independence.
00:22:18You value your safety.
00:22:21Everybody wins.
00:22:22Thing is, I also happen to value your safety.
00:22:26How about we get breakfast started?
00:22:31By the way, what was the name of your last nurse?
00:22:34Mary something.
00:22:36Mary Shelley.
00:22:38Wait.
00:22:39No.
00:22:46Ooh, a pen.
00:22:47That's brave.
00:22:49What was the local paper?
00:22:51Ah, well.
00:22:52That one is the easiest.
00:22:54Except for last Sunday.
00:22:57That one was hard.
00:22:58It was.
00:22:59It's dumb hard, not clever hard.
00:23:01That one clue.
00:23:03Nice way to say hello.
00:23:05Yeah.
00:23:06Bonjour.
00:23:07But they hit the capitalization in the front,
00:23:10so we wouldn't know it was nice.
00:23:12It's idiotic.
00:23:14And then yesterday's puzzle.
00:23:16You're young.
00:23:17I bet you just powered through.
00:23:19No one uses the term e-girl.
00:23:21Isn't that what young people say?
00:23:23No one I know.
00:23:25Well, good.
00:23:26I'm not totally irrelevant yet.
00:23:28Not even close.
00:23:31That one has my favorite puzzles.
00:23:33Oh, those are objectively the best.
00:23:36It's even written about.
00:23:38Oh, I believe it.
00:23:44Fine.
00:23:45Go get it.
00:23:51Hello?
00:23:53Do you know a Preston?
00:23:56Scammer.
00:23:5980?
00:24:00I'm blocking the number.
00:24:01Just a sec.
00:24:03Okay.
00:24:07Where is the security footage from that night?
00:24:09Well, the police have it.
00:24:11But it was nothing.
00:24:12It was just the floodlights gone.
00:24:15You have a camera pointed right at the drive gate.
00:24:18How did he get in?
00:24:19I don't know.
00:24:20It's not everyone.
00:24:21I know.
00:24:28Well, no.
00:24:34I know.
00:24:37I don't know.
00:24:38But it's too late.
00:24:40I know.
00:24:40Yeah, man.
00:24:44I know.
00:24:47I know.
00:24:50I know.
00:24:50I know, but.
00:25:13Hey, Mateo?
00:25:15Uh, yeah.
00:25:16Hold on.
00:25:23Oh, wow.
00:25:24Where did you find the portal in Narnia?
00:25:26That must be how we got in.
00:25:29Oh, you mean, uh, the robber?
00:25:31Yeah, I mean, he didn't use the drive gate.
00:25:33He wasn't on any of the security footage.
00:25:35Do you think you could patch it?
00:25:36Yeah, absolutely.
00:25:37Easy.
00:25:37Thanks.
00:25:38Yeah.
00:25:40Hey.
00:25:41Yeah?
00:25:42If it was a portal, where would it go?
00:25:45What?
00:25:46Well, I mean, the hole.
00:25:47You know, what's the dream?
00:25:49You know, where do you want to be transported to?
00:25:52I don't know.
00:25:53I'm pretty rooted in reality, so...
00:25:54Come on, indulge me.
00:25:55How am I supposed to seal this hole?
00:25:56I don't know where it goes.
00:25:58Okay.
00:25:59Uh, it's used for time travel.
00:26:02It's a time travel portal?
00:26:04Yep.
00:26:04I love it.
00:26:05Okay.
00:26:06Listen, I shall seal the portal.
00:26:08Okay.
00:26:08And restore the cosmic order of time.
00:26:10Bye, Mateo.
00:26:14Later.
00:26:20You really should hire a security guard.
00:26:22No.
00:26:23Well, why not?
00:26:25Do you know what they cost?
00:26:27My goal is to avoid being robbed blind.
00:26:30Pretty sure it's going to cost less than your entire estate and your life.
00:26:35I don't want people milling about, gawking at the poor old rich lady.
00:26:41Well, what if it's not a person?
00:26:49This is foolish.
00:26:51Well, it's the best option we have if you won't hire a real guard.
00:27:03Hey.
00:27:04Hi.
00:27:05I saw your past job.
00:27:06It looks great.
00:27:07Ha-ha, your wish.
00:27:08This is Michael Mann.
00:27:10Yes.
00:27:10Uh, right now, I'm just trimming around the camera.
00:27:12Just, you know, making sure you've got a clear view.
00:27:14Awesome.
00:27:15It looks great.
00:27:16Pragmatic.
00:27:16I like it.
00:27:17Well, thank you.
00:27:18I'm trying.
00:27:19Well, goody-pix it.
00:27:21We can go back.
00:27:23We are going to go get a guard dog.
00:27:25That's perfect.
00:27:26I know.
00:27:27It's ridiculous.
00:27:29She's going to love it.
00:27:30My legs don't work, but my ears are just fine.
00:27:33I may tolerate it, but I will not love it.
00:27:36Bye.
00:27:37I bet your entire estate.
00:27:38You're going to love it.
00:27:40Gambling animals.
00:27:42What a circus.
00:27:45Okay.
00:27:46See you later.
00:27:56He's here.
00:27:58Are you sure?
00:27:59The black SUV.
00:28:01Hey.
00:28:02It's him.
00:28:03I know it.
00:28:04Stop.
00:28:06Excuse me.
00:28:08He'll catch up.
00:28:09Not a chance.
00:28:22Are you okay?
00:28:23We actually lost him.
00:28:25Oh, we need to keep moving.
00:28:26Good idea.
00:28:27I'm calling the police in case that guy is still lurking.
00:28:34Yes, officer.
00:28:35If you could just let me know when you've done the sweep.
00:28:39We good?
00:28:40Mm-hmm.
00:28:41Fine.
00:28:41You still want a dog, not a man?
00:28:44Oh, don't pin this idea on me.
00:28:46I don't want either.
00:28:49Guard dog it is.
00:28:55He's going to be great.
00:28:58We'll see.
00:28:59His bark is terrifying.
00:29:01He is very alert.
00:29:04Did they say he was trained?
00:29:06Yeah.
00:29:08I think he was the one.
00:29:10All right.
00:29:11So if you guys get your guard to the...
00:29:14Oh, man.
00:29:17He's very loud.
00:29:19Oh.
00:29:20You're very scary, aren't you?
00:29:22Yes, you are.
00:29:24What's his name?
00:29:26Killer.
00:29:29Hey there, buddy.
00:29:31I'm going to give you some treats and get on your good side.
00:29:38Hello, sir.
00:29:49Oh, I'll just go ahead and lock up after you.
00:29:52I mean, there's no need.
00:29:53You got, uh, you got Killer now.
00:29:54Right.
00:29:55Very funny.
00:29:57But seriously, you did good.
00:30:01Thanks.
00:30:02Killer's a good dog.
00:30:03You'll see.
00:30:03He's a fighter.
00:30:05Yeah, I don't know about that.
00:30:06But what I do know is, you're really helping out Miss V.
00:30:11Well, it is literally my job.
00:30:14That's not what I mean.
00:30:15Look, she's never gone along with any of the staff.
00:30:18And you're really getting her to open up.
00:30:21I think it's great.
00:30:22Nah, I don't know.
00:30:23No, I do.
00:30:25This is the most I've seen her in.
00:30:28Jeez, like ever.
00:30:30Well, thanks.
00:30:31That actually means a lot to me.
00:30:34Yeah, sure, no problem.
00:30:35Yeah.
00:30:39Hey, where would you go first?
00:30:41Where would I go?
00:30:42Yeah, yeah, the time travel portal.
00:30:44Seriously, listen, I've been thinking about it all day.
00:30:46Wow, you're really something else, huh?
00:30:48Come on, you're going to have a time in mind.
00:30:52Okay, when I was a kid, grandma's kitchen, making tea from scratch.
00:30:58Okay, making potions with grandma, huh?
00:31:00That is exactly it.
00:31:01We used to do this entire thing where we would take the kitchen,
00:31:03and it would be grandma's tea shop, okay?
00:31:06So I would come in, dressed up, all official.
00:31:08She would take my order.
00:31:09I would sit down.
00:31:10At the end, she would bring me a bill,
00:31:12something I could pay in pebbles or something.
00:31:15No, pebbles are prime currency in grandma's bill.
00:31:17100%.
00:31:18That and hugs.
00:31:20Wow, she sounds like a special lady.
00:31:23Yeah, she really was.
00:31:26It's a great memory.
00:31:28I have a lot of good memories with her.
00:31:30I always wish that I had more of them, but I was lucky I got a lot.
00:31:36Well, thank you, because now I've got that one too.
00:31:39Well, you're welcome.
00:31:41Yeah.
00:31:45Right.
00:31:57All right, you have everything you need.
00:31:59Oh, do you want the dog with you?
00:32:01Who, killer?
00:32:01He'd probably just urinate in the bed.
00:32:05Pretty sure he's house broken.
00:32:06He's better out there, guarding the premises.
00:32:09You got it, boss.
00:32:11Edie?
00:32:12Yes?
00:32:13Thank you for your help today.
00:32:16Of course.
00:32:18Night.
00:32:45Are you okay?
00:32:46Where is he?
00:32:47Did you see him?
00:32:49Okay.
00:32:49Um, the alarm is going off, so that means the police are on their way.
00:32:54Hi, lock the door so we will stay right here, okay?
00:32:56Boss, I think you're having a bit of a panic attack.
00:32:59Have some water.
00:33:01I've got you, boss.
00:33:02You're safe.
00:33:02We're safe.
00:33:04This is him.
00:33:06Is he here?
00:33:08He's in the house.
00:33:10Oh, no.
00:33:11Killer.
00:33:12What are we doing?
00:33:14Police, open up.
00:33:30Same guy?
00:33:31Do you mean to say you still haven't found him?
00:33:33No, ma'am.
00:33:34Did he confront you again?
00:33:36We didn't see him.
00:33:38I didn't.
00:33:38Did you?
00:33:39No, I came straight to you first.
00:33:41You were in her room.
00:33:42Yes.
00:33:43And what did you see?
00:33:44In her room?
00:33:46Well, nothing.
00:33:47But there were noises.
00:33:48We heard noises and Killer heard noises.
00:33:51The Killer?
00:33:51No, Killer is our guard dog.
00:33:53You have a guard dog?
00:33:55Yes.
00:33:56And he was pursuing the so-called intruder?
00:33:58He was barking.
00:34:00A so-called?
00:34:01Look, we searched the house.
00:34:03We reviewed Mrs. Westerberg's footage.
00:34:05There's no sign of entry.
00:34:07Now, it is possible that, um...
00:34:13Killer, I presume.
00:34:18This is a very big house for two ladies to live in all alone.
00:34:22Well, yeah, it's really big, but...
00:34:24And it's completely understandable if you feel like you need a little extra security.
00:34:28So here's what we're gonna do.
00:34:31That goes direct to my desk.
00:34:33Okay, I mean no disrespect here, but this is the second break-in attempt, and you haven't caught the guy,
00:34:39so shouldn't you be out patrolling the streets around here instead of sitting behind your desk?
00:34:45I can make that request.
00:34:47Yeah, we should do that.
00:34:49Of course.
00:34:51Now, you ladies just need to relax.
00:34:54Take a bubble bath, watch some TV, unwind.
00:34:57There's nothing for you to worry about.
00:34:59And if you do feel worried, or feel like you need to talk, you have my number.
00:35:05You know what?
00:35:06Thanks for stopping by.
00:35:08Oh, don't forget to lock after I leave.
00:35:14That guy thinks we're just lonely.
00:35:16The ego he must have to imagine that we're preoccupied with him.
00:35:20Boss, I am so sorry.
00:35:22Rearm the alarm.
00:35:24Make sure all the doors are secure.
00:35:43What is this?
00:35:54What are you doing?
00:35:56Evie, get out of there once.
00:35:58Sorry, I must have gotten turned around.
00:36:00I guess the cop left the door open.
00:36:03What is that awful smell?
00:36:05It's probably dead rats.
00:36:07Mateo just put down poison.
00:36:09Get up here immediately.
00:36:10Hurry!
00:36:11I mean, shouldn't I clean this up first?
00:36:13Also, I busted my phone.
00:36:14Leave that.
00:36:15We'll do that later.
00:36:17Okay.
00:36:27Now, what if we hire a security guard that just works the night shift?
00:36:31That's pointless.
00:36:32Security guards are just cops without training.
00:36:36But at least someone would physically be here.
00:36:39I mean, that's worth something, right?
00:36:41You heard the man last night.
00:36:43We're getting a patrol car.
00:36:45You're not budging on this, are you?
00:36:55There's a pencil over there.
00:36:58What is this?
00:37:02Seems my printer makes copies, too.
00:37:05This is very nice of you, Lynette.
00:37:07I don't need you breathing down my neck all morning.
00:37:13No peeking.
00:37:15In your dreams.
00:37:24Come on.
00:37:27Come on.
00:37:36Come on, Lynette.
00:37:39Hey, can I get that basement key?
00:37:42You're trying to give me a heart attack.
00:37:44Sorry.
00:37:45What do you need in the basement?
00:37:46I was going to go clean up that glass.
00:37:49That.
00:37:49Never mind that.
00:37:51Here.
00:37:52Go get a new phone.
00:37:55This is way too much for a new phone.
00:37:57Well, it's for a new phone and to also compensate you as you leave this post.
00:38:02Boss.
00:38:03I won't tell your supervisor a thing.
00:38:06Get out now before you get hurt.
00:38:08I'm not going to abandon you.
00:38:09And if it is actually that risky, you need to hire a guard.
00:38:14Edie, what exactly do you think this relationship is?
00:38:19Well, what?
00:38:20I'm not your mother.
00:38:21I'm not your friend.
00:38:23You don't owe me anything.
00:38:24It is my job to keep you safe.
00:38:27And if drinking bleach were your job, would you do that?
00:38:30I'm a nurse.
00:38:31And that is a noble calling.
00:38:33But when the job goes beyond what could be reasonably asked of a human being, the contract is broken.
00:38:39You must move from performing your duties to preserving your dignity.
00:38:44So, take the money and run.
00:38:49I will take what I need for a new phone and I'll be right back.
00:38:53Friends or not, I like you, boss.
00:39:01Hey, so bad news.
00:39:03I'm not going to be able to make game night.
00:39:05Oh, boo.
00:39:06Why not?
00:39:07Because the threat is real.
00:39:09I can't leave her here alone.
00:39:10It's too dangerous.
00:39:12Edie.
00:39:13Edie, this is above your pay grade.
00:39:16Get out of there.
00:39:17Seriously.
00:39:18I can't.
00:39:19Edie, can you call me so I know you're over?
00:39:22Hey, I'm losing you.
00:39:24I'll call you right back, okay?
00:39:25Love you.
00:39:26Bye.
00:39:40Excuse me, I'd just like to ask you a question about something.
00:39:55Finish this one.
00:39:56You guys, I need to...
00:39:58Edie, come sit.
00:39:58We're looking for my birth certificate.
00:40:00You can share from my pile.
00:40:01And I'm famished.
00:40:02I want to finish this stack before lunch.
00:40:04And I promise to make this cubanus, right?
00:40:05You think these days they could scan my retina for high security accounts, but apparently not.
00:40:10You guys, something happened.
00:40:12What's wrong?
00:40:12I'm calling the cop.
00:40:15Officer Clement?
00:40:15Yes, he came back.
00:40:17No, he did not come back to the house, but he broke into my car.
00:40:20Technically, he did not break into my car, but he attacked me while I was in my car.
00:40:25Well, he grabbed the car door, and then I maced him.
00:40:28But he was the attacker.
00:40:29It wasn't me.
00:40:30Can you put him on speaker?
00:40:31Yeah.
00:40:31To help you, I'm just having trouble understanding what happened.
00:40:35What was the provocation for you to draw your weapon?
00:40:36Are you listening to Edie?
00:40:38She said she was attacked.
00:40:39Who is this?
00:40:39Oh, I'm Edie's friend.
00:40:42Can you guys get serious about this case?
00:40:43Look, we take every allegation serious, but you gotta understand all I hear from her is circumstantial information.
00:40:49I've got nothing to pursue.
00:40:51If you have something, please give it to us.
00:40:53What about the burglar alarms?
00:40:54Like I said before, that alarm can be confusing.
00:40:57There's no shame in struggling with the technology.
00:41:00What are you even talking about?
00:41:01Okay, let me ask you guys this question.
00:41:03What do you need from us to make a case?
00:41:04Bring me any real evidence, not just what she says of foul play, and I will do everything I can
00:41:09to work with that.
00:41:10Thank you, Officer Clement.
00:41:15Okay, I don't understand.
00:41:16How can he say there's not evidence?
00:41:17They have the footage from last night.
00:41:19I mean, that dude has to be on it.
00:41:21Can we see it, boss?
00:41:22Well, I have no idea how.
00:41:25They have their own access at the company.
00:41:28Okay, well, where is your security room?
00:41:29Security room?
00:41:31Your monitors.
00:41:32Monitors?
00:41:33This isn't the Pentagon.
00:41:35The footage is on there, but I can't remember the login.
00:41:39Well, this is your password book, right?
00:41:46Here it is, security.
00:41:48Do you mind?
00:41:49Well, would you look at that?
00:41:51Ooh.
00:41:53I'm having a hunger pain.
00:41:56Cubanos.
00:41:56Yes.
00:41:56All right?
00:41:57Cubanos.
00:41:57It's that time.
00:41:58Come on.
00:41:59Wait, but I told you I was famished.
00:42:03You ready?
00:42:03All right.
00:42:08So the key is this second cast iron.
00:42:11That's how you get that nice melding deflux.
00:42:13You act like it's rocket science.
00:42:16What?
00:42:18What?
00:42:23Mateo?
00:42:24I've got something.
00:42:32Well, I just watched the footage, our one and only chance at giving the cops any hard
00:42:37evidence, and, well, look at this.
00:42:40The driveway cam looks like this since yesterday.
00:42:43What?
00:42:44That's strange.
00:42:46Yeah, it is strange, especially considering that Mateo went through all that trouble,
00:42:50trimming the leaves, so we could see.
00:42:57Oh, my God.
00:42:59What did I do?
00:43:00Yeah, Mateo, just go fix it.
00:43:02Okay.
00:43:03Mm-hmm.
00:43:04Edie, bring the password book to the library.
00:43:07Okay.
00:43:15Open this bottom cabinet.
00:43:17Grab the new English dictionary.
00:43:20Okay.
00:43:27What is that?
00:43:30Oh, we'll see.
00:43:34Okay.
00:43:39Oh!
00:43:43Now, this is better together.
00:43:48Just look for the birth certificate.
00:43:50Don't bother with anything else.
00:43:56What is this?
00:43:57That was my first trip to Europe.
00:44:00I love that vote.
00:44:02How old were you?
00:44:03Six, I think.
00:44:05Is there a year written on it?
00:44:08I don't think so.
00:44:10Oh, my goodness.
00:44:11Look at you.
00:44:12That is my boarding school picture.
00:44:14My parents sent me there when I was seven years old.
00:44:16Wow, that is really young.
00:44:18I was the youngest kid there.
00:44:20I spent all my time wondering what I'd done wrong for them to get rid of me like that.
00:44:25Lynette, I'm sure they thought you were better off at school than you were at home.
00:44:28Well, maybe, but I didn't see it that way.
00:44:31I just threw myself into making myself as useful as possible.
00:44:35I was doing all my chores best and fastest, acing all my tests, making myself necessary.
00:44:43I didn't want to be sent away again.
00:44:47It's fine.
00:44:48It made me who I am today.
00:44:50Now I call the shots and not them.
00:44:53Well, what can you do?
00:44:54Parents, they mess you up.
00:44:57Yeah, that's a fact.
00:44:58Oh, I found it.
00:45:01Here it is.
00:45:04Who is Avery Simpson?
00:45:07Oh, it's my financial planner.
00:45:10He's helping me move all my stocks into what he calls stable accounts.
00:45:14Women my age don't need to take big risks, he says.
00:45:19What, so no wheelchair chase escapades for Avery?
00:45:22That's way too fun for Avery.
00:45:44Oh, everything all right, boss?
00:45:47Oh, just old age.
00:45:50Any sign of this?
00:45:52No?
00:45:53It's all quiet out here.
00:45:55You ready?
00:45:57May I give you some advice about aging?
00:46:00Please.
00:46:00Don't.
00:46:01Avoid old age at all costs.
00:46:04Come on, it's not all that.
00:46:05Oh, yes it is.
00:46:06Everybody knows it.
00:46:08That's why they try to make us disappear, shove us into nursing homes and retirement communities.
00:46:13Those places are to help people thrive.
00:46:15No, they exist because society can't stand seeing bodies decompose when someone's still living inside it.
00:46:22Well, I think age is cool.
00:46:25It's powerful.
00:46:26When you've lived some life, you've got street cred, you know?
00:46:29You've got aches and bones you never knew existed.
00:46:32Are you telling me I'm going to discover bones as I age?
00:46:34See what I'm talking about?
00:46:35That's badass, boss.
00:46:45Where are we?
00:46:47We're at my place.
00:46:48We're not going to go back to yours.
00:46:49What do you mean?
00:46:50We're officially hiding out and bonus, it's game night.
00:46:54Absolutely not.
00:46:55This is the safest place for you to be.
00:46:57Look, everyone expects you to be at your house, not at my place across town.
00:47:02No one is going to find you.
00:47:03I don't want to see inside whatever dingy hobble you call home.
00:47:07I happen to keep my hobble fairly clean, so...
00:47:09This is kidnapping.
00:47:10Well, I packed you an overnight bag.
00:47:12You're going to sleep in my room and I'm going to take the couch.
00:47:15Oh, God, no.
00:47:17Okay, look, I know it's not your idea of luxury, but it's got to be better than dead.
00:47:22What about Killer?
00:47:24Killer's with Mateo, so he's going to be just fine.
00:47:26This is an ambush.
00:47:28And your timing.
00:47:29I have a bag full of valuables on my lap, and I'm quite sure you have no way of safekeeping
00:47:34them.
00:47:34Actually, I do have a place for valuables.
00:47:37I got you, boss.
00:47:42Hey, hey, we made it for game night.
00:47:45Yay!
00:47:46Oh, I'm so glad you made it.
00:47:48And you must be Miss Wursterberg.
00:47:50I've heard so much about you.
00:47:52That's unfortunate.
00:47:5480.
00:47:55Oh, yes.
00:47:58Perfect.
00:48:04Oh, you can't be serious.
00:48:06Oh, come on.
00:48:07Do you actually think anyone is coming here looking for a payday?
00:48:24All right.
00:48:26I'll go ahead and get my room ready for you.
00:48:28Claire, do you want to fill her in on game night?
00:48:30Sure.
00:48:31Yes.
00:48:34Let's see.
00:48:35Have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons?
00:48:37I did come of age in the 60s.
00:48:39But my sex party days are long gone.
00:48:43Edie!
00:48:45First of all, that is just a game.
00:48:47Claire, she's not our age.
00:48:49Right.
00:48:50Got it.
00:48:51Let's start over.
00:48:53What do you do for fun?
00:49:05That is me and my grandma, right after I graduated high school.
00:49:10She looks tough.
00:49:11Oh, she was tough.
00:49:12And loving.
00:49:13She practically raised me.
00:49:15My parents weren't really in a position to do that.
00:49:18Unfit.
00:49:20You could say that.
00:49:21And they couldn't afford boarding school, so I went to grandma.
00:49:25That's lucky for you.
00:49:26Yeah, I really was.
00:49:28I loved her.
00:49:30She's gone?
00:49:32Uh-huh.
00:49:33She passed while I was away at college.
00:49:35I could have gone somewhere close by, stayed home with her, but I, um...
00:49:40I didn't.
00:49:43That's why you do this work.
00:49:50Edie, can you let them in?
00:49:51Yeah.
00:50:01Hi.
00:50:02Can I help you?
00:50:03Hi.
00:50:03I'm just here to talk.
00:50:05Sorry I frightened you earlier.
00:50:07How did you find us?
00:50:08It's my job.
00:50:10Please, may I?
00:50:18You stay right there.
00:50:20What are your intentions with Miss Fursterbird?
00:50:22To keep her safe?
00:50:24Who hired you?
00:50:25A friend of Miss Fursterbird, who's concerned about her well-being.
00:50:29Why'd you bring her here?
00:50:30To keep her away from you.
00:50:31Are you telling me you're not trying to kill her?
00:50:34Are you kidding me?
00:50:35No.
00:50:35I just want to make sure she's okay.
00:50:37Why were you running with her?
00:50:38She could have been hurt.
00:50:39Because you were chasing us?
00:50:43I think we're on the same side.
00:50:45I think you're trying to trick me.
00:50:46Are the phones working okay?
00:50:47My client's been calling the house to check up on her, but she never picks up.
00:50:51Maybe my client doesn't want to speak to your client.
00:50:53That's highly unlikely.
00:50:55They're very close.
00:50:56Unless she's suffered some kind of paranoid break, which, given who you think I am, tracks.
00:51:01Paranoid?
00:51:02Why would you say that?
00:51:04Impressive my client heard that she was the victim of a break-in a few days ago.
00:51:07Right after that, she stood him up for a coffee date, and now he thinks that she's blocked his number.
00:51:13What about you?
00:51:15What's your relationship to Ms. Forsterberg?
00:51:17I'm her home care aide.
00:51:18I'm sorry, did you say your client's name was Preston?
00:51:22Did she mention him?
00:51:26Do you know what Preston?
00:51:28Scammer.
00:51:30You're not.
00:51:33I should have caught it.
00:51:36Caught what?
00:51:37Mr. Metzler.
00:51:40My client doesn't seem to remember your client anymore.
00:51:44He did call the house the other day, and she thought he was a scammer.
00:51:48So what are you thinking?
00:51:50Dementia?
00:51:52Somebody else mentioned that she wasn't acting herself lately,
00:51:55and I guess I just completely ignored the signs.
00:51:59I'm really sorry.
00:52:01I see.
00:52:02I'm going to go ahead and take her home now,
00:52:03and I will call memory care first thing in the morning
00:52:06and make sure she gets all of the help she needs.
00:52:09Actually, would you do me a favor and ask your client to please visit her?
00:52:13I know she doesn't remember, but I swear it helps.
00:52:16I'll be sure to let him know.
00:52:18Thank you so much.
00:52:19Yeah, and sorry.
00:52:28So I can be a wizard?
00:52:30You can be.
00:52:32Strange, Kay.
00:52:36Where are we?
00:52:37Oh, um, we're going, really.
00:52:43Oh my, finally.
00:52:48Mateo!
00:52:51There's my favorite creature.
00:52:54Oh, I love you.
00:52:57Don't tell anybody.
00:53:00Where is he?
00:53:01I saw his truck out back.
00:53:02He's a hungry boy.
00:53:04Did that doofus not feed him?
00:53:06Well, I'm texting him now.
00:53:09Are you good while I get his food?
00:53:11We'll be fine.
00:53:13Such a baby.
00:53:36You might as well go back to your friends.
00:53:38I can put myself to bed.
00:53:40Uh, boss, do you remember Preston?
00:53:44Uh, boss, do you remember Preston?
00:53:44Did you scam her on the phone the other day?
00:53:46Yes, but do you know him?
00:53:54You think I'm lying?
00:53:55No.
00:53:56No, no, I do not think you're lying.
00:53:58You think I'm crazy?
00:53:59I do not think you're crazy.
00:54:00I think you may be a little confused, which is totally normal for an 84-year-old to have
00:54:05the occasional moment of confusion.
00:54:07I'm not confused.
00:54:09I'm sharp as a tack.
00:54:10What's gotten into you?
00:54:13The man who was following us is a private investigator.
00:54:17He was hired by Preston because you've been ignoring his calls.
00:54:21He wanted to make sure that everything was all right.
00:54:23What else did he say?
00:54:25This P.I.?
00:54:29Well, he said that Preston heard about the break-in.
00:54:32You didn't show up to a coffee date, so he was worried.
00:54:37Is that ringing a bell?
00:54:40It's all true.
00:54:42We were very close, and he's a scammer.
00:54:47How so?
00:54:48He's a romance scammer.
00:54:50I know, it's just so foolish.
00:54:53He was courting me, I suppose, or at least pretending to.
00:54:58We hadn't even kissed, and he proposed to me.
00:55:02Wow.
00:55:03Yeah, I couldn't believe it.
00:55:04An old coot like me, desired.
00:55:07Oh, stop it.
00:55:08That is not what I meant.
00:55:09Well, it turns out he just wanted my money.
00:55:11Maybe he would have pretended to love me,
00:55:13or maybe he would have just treated me badly once we were married.
00:55:18Whatever the case, I was being played the fool.
00:55:21I'm really sorry that that happened to you, boss,
00:55:24and I'm sorry that I doubted you.
00:55:25The whole P.I. thing, I don't know, it threw me for a loop.
00:55:30I just didn't want to get into it all with you.
00:55:33I totally understand that.
00:55:34And you know what? Screw that guy.
00:55:37Serves me right for entertaining thoughts of romantic notions
00:55:40at my age. Looking back, it was just so obvious.
00:55:45To be fair, romance can mess with your judgment at any age.
00:55:49Tell me about it.
00:55:52And you entrusting Mateo with the care of a dog.
00:55:57No, there's no romance there.
00:56:00Okay.
00:56:01I have not touched a hair on that man's head.
00:56:03Oh, look at your face light up.
00:56:07I don't blame you, he's sweet.
00:56:09We're just friends.
00:56:12Where is he though?
00:56:14Are you good? Are we good?
00:56:16We're good.
00:56:17Yeah, go find him.
00:56:18I'm just concerned.
00:56:20Yeah, of course, of course, I am too.
00:56:23Go find Mateo.
00:56:24Then you can go back with your friends.
00:56:28You trying to get rid of me, boss?
00:56:31I will be right back, okay?
00:56:32I will be right back.
00:56:50Mateo!
00:56:50No?
00:57:00Killer, come here!
00:57:01Come on!
00:57:09Killer!
00:57:24Boss, there's someone in the basement.
00:57:25Edie, how do you know? Did you see something?
00:57:28No, but Killer is going crazy at the door. Just give me your keys. I need to get down there.
00:57:31Mateo is not answering me.
00:57:33Edie, put the knife down and take a breath. Killer, we must admit, is not a real guard dog.
00:57:38Well, then why would he be barking like that?
00:57:40Well, he probably has PTSD from when you almost broke your neck on the stairs. Just calm down.
00:57:47What about Mateo?
00:57:48Who knows? If I got scared every time he wasn't where he was supposed to be, I'd die of fright
00:57:52ages ago.
00:57:56You're probably right. I'm sure he's, I don't know, out there chasing fireflies or something.
00:58:03And you thought I was the one losing my marbles.
00:58:06Yeah, look at me. I'm the paranoid one now, huh?
00:58:10Well, it's only natural. It's frightening being targeted.
00:58:14I cannot believe that Bobby didn't tell me anything about this.
00:58:17Your supervisor?
00:58:19He sounds like a real gem.
00:58:22You have no idea.
00:58:24You know what? How about you take a rest?
00:58:26I'll tidy up and then I can make us some tea.
00:58:30That sounds good.
00:58:32Then we can all relax.
00:58:35Goodness.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Here we go.
00:58:40A flower.
00:58:41Oh my.
00:58:46That'll do.
00:58:49So if this PI, Kurt Metzler, isn't our guy, who do you think is?
00:58:54So many people want my money.
00:58:57Okay, I have to admit, I don't get it. How does this work?
00:59:00What?
00:59:01The money.
00:59:02I mean, who gets it when you die?
00:59:04Sorry.
00:59:05That's fine.
00:59:07You know, I don't really have any family to speak of.
00:59:11Same.
00:59:12So I suppose I was yearning for that bond.
00:59:16So I did one of those ill-advised genealogy test things.
00:59:21Which one did you do?
00:59:23Oh, it's the purple logo one.
00:59:25I did the same thing.
00:59:26Really?
00:59:27Yeah.
00:59:27Did you get a promotional credit in the mail?
00:59:30Yes. It sucked me right in.
00:59:32Well, on mine, several distant relatives popped up.
00:59:35Any of whom could inherit my wealth when I die.
00:59:39Do you not have a will? Doesn't that state who gets to inherit the money?
00:59:43Well, I revoked that will long ago.
00:59:45My intended benefactor just broke my heart.
00:59:48I haven't been very lucky in love.
00:59:51Again, same.
00:59:54Can I see your genealogy chart?
00:59:56Well, it's on my computer.
00:59:58Oh, I've got you.
01:00:00I have the app. What is your login?
01:00:02I want to know what our suspect list is.
01:00:05Another login.
01:00:08Who could remember them all?
01:00:10Your password book is still in your bag, right?
01:00:14Here it is.
01:00:16Let's see here.
01:00:20What is that awful noise?
01:00:22Where?
01:00:24Annette?
01:00:25What happened?
01:00:29Are you okay?
01:00:30I'm fine, but what's happening?
01:00:33You stay right here. Front door is locked. I will be right back.
01:00:36Where's the killer?
01:00:39Killer!
01:00:41Killer!
01:00:43Killer!
01:00:55I'm fine.
01:00:58I get it, right?
01:01:05You don't have to worry about it.
01:01:06I'm sorry.
01:01:08I do not have to worry about it.
01:01:08I don't have to worry about that.
01:01:08It's an answer to my question.
01:01:09I'm scared.
01:01:10I'm scared.
01:01:14I'm scared.
01:01:14Let me hurry.
01:01:30Whoa.
01:01:32Yini?
01:01:33What are you doing here?
01:01:34Mateo, I was so worried.
01:01:35I thought you were, like, kidnapped or dead or something.
01:01:38Where were you?
01:01:39Well, I'm just in the yard, downing a sick tree.
01:01:42Are you okay?
01:01:43Yeah.
01:01:44I'm just freaked.
01:01:46The power went out.
01:01:47Yeah, when the tree came down, it hit the power lines.
01:01:50Hey, is Miss V inside?
01:01:53Why are you downing a tree?
01:01:55It's the middle of the night.
01:01:56I thought you guys were still out.
01:01:58Plus, Miss V hates loud machines.
01:02:00Yeah, she makes me use a manual on mower.
01:02:02Wait, you're kidding, like an old-timey one?
01:02:05Push mower, no motor.
01:02:07I mean, it takes forever.
01:02:09Come on.
01:02:15It's okay, sweetheart.
01:02:16I'll keep you safe.
01:02:19Hi, boss.
01:02:20We're safe.
01:02:22I found your culprit.
01:02:24Sorry.
01:02:24Oh, yes.
01:02:25Hello.
01:02:26We have a couple of downed power lines.
01:02:28Yeah.
01:02:28No, no.
01:02:29He's on the phone with the power guys.
01:02:30Well, there's matches over there in the cabinet.
01:02:33On it.
01:02:37Edie, go to your game night.
01:02:40Boss, you should know this by now.
01:02:43I'm not going.
01:02:45Don't be so stubborn.
01:02:47You first.
01:02:48Yeah.
01:02:49Okay.
01:02:50Thank you very much.
01:02:51Okay.
01:02:52So, tomorrow morning is the best they can do.
01:02:54Apparently, a windstorm took over the whole grid a few towns over.
01:02:57They sent all the emergency workers there.
01:02:59Well, there's some more candles in the kitchen on top of the fridge.
01:03:02Yes, ma'am.
01:03:07Edie, there's no need for you to sit in the dark house with an old woman and no internet.
01:03:12Go.
01:03:13Have fun with your friends.
01:03:15I'm not going.
01:03:16Please don't.
01:03:17You're doing too much, Edie.
01:03:19You need a break.
01:03:20And frankly, I need a break.
01:03:21Seeing your dwelling space was more than I had bargained for when I engaged your services.
01:03:28All right.
01:03:28You know what?
01:03:29I'm just going to go unpack your bag.
01:03:55Lynette, what is this?
01:03:57I've had this for ages.
01:03:58Figured I'd pull it out and ride a new wheel.
01:04:00See if I can stop the vultures from circling.
01:04:03I know.
01:04:04What is this?
01:04:07I don't like how they make me feel.
01:04:09How do they make you feel?
01:04:11Forgetful.
01:04:12Tired.
01:04:13You know I need to be alert.
01:04:15We can call your doctor and see what our options are, but you can't just stop taking your medications.
01:04:21You need it.
01:04:24Let's just wait and see what the doctor says.
01:04:28Look, I cannot force you to take them, but if you don't, I can't leave your side, not even for
01:04:34a second, until we speak to your doctor.
01:04:36It's too risky.
01:04:39If I take those, will you leave me alone for the night?
01:04:43Sure.
01:04:44Resuming your regimen would be adequate preventative care, so if that's what I need to do to get you to
01:04:49take your meds, I'll go.
01:04:58Really sick of me, huh?
01:05:00These are the drive gate.
01:05:02The keypad doesn't work, and there's no electricity.
01:05:06Please call me if you need anything at all, okay?
01:05:10Goodbye.
01:05:19All right.
01:05:20Cash or spill?
01:05:22Nat 20?
01:05:23That's good.
01:05:24Hey, guys.
01:05:26Yeah, she is.
01:05:27Edie, you made it.
01:05:28Now we have a game.
01:05:30Hey, are you making hot toddies?
01:05:32She just left work.
01:05:33Let her chill out.
01:05:34Making them does chill me out, so.
01:05:36Chills her out.
01:05:39So, Edie's patient client is the target of, what is it, Edie?
01:05:44A robber?
01:05:45Yeah, something like that.
01:05:46People suck, and that lady is a national treasure.
01:05:50She's really rich, huh?
01:05:52Yeah, and she's also really smart and unexpectedly cool.
01:05:56Is she single?
01:05:57Ew.
01:05:57That's not funny.
01:05:59So sensitive.
01:05:59Look, I literally thought there was someone inside the house tonight trying to kill her, okay?
01:06:05Wait, what?
01:06:05What happened?
01:06:07Yeah, um, it's a long story.
01:06:27A tail?
01:06:29A tail?
01:06:36And that is the sad story of Lynette Fursterberg.
01:06:42Okay, so where were we?
01:06:44Wait, wait, Edie.
01:06:46This is an insane job.
01:06:48Thank you, Greg.
01:06:49That's what I keep trying to tell her.
01:06:51Well, it is insane that people will try to take advantage of her because she is old and lonely.
01:06:56Sure, or counterpoint.
01:06:58It's messed up that she has so much money that she might actually have to die over it.
01:07:01I'm sorry, you cannot be serious right now.
01:07:03I mean, it's just working stiffs like us who are just trying to get our fair share.
01:07:06Greg, not cool.
01:07:08We know that you love...
01:07:09You know, if it's like a modern Robin Hood, like redistribution of the wealth, that's a different story.
01:07:13Hold on, why are we assuming that the criminal is somehow our hero here?
01:07:17Because it's impossible to have rules in a corrupt society.
01:07:20This is not about rules.
01:07:21This is about being a decent human being and protecting society's most vulnerable.
01:07:27Greg's imagining some disenfranchised father of six just trying to put food on the table.
01:07:32Maybe.
01:07:33I mean, could be.
01:07:34I mean, there's plenty of vulnerable people out there, Edie.
01:07:36Hey, you know what?
01:07:37I actually happen to have her genealogy chart right here.
01:07:40It'll be a bunch of other rich people.
01:07:42They stick together.
01:07:44Concentration of wealth.
01:07:45This is what I'm talking about.
01:07:46If she's so good, why don't she just redistribute her wealth amongst the masses?
01:07:49Maybe that's what she's doing.
01:07:50She is working on her will tonight.
01:07:52Really?
01:07:53What if she leaves it all to you?
01:07:55You could open up your tea shop.
01:07:58Yeah, no.
01:07:59She's going to do something big.
01:08:00I don't know what, but something that'll make the papers and let all of her relatives know
01:08:04that killing her would not make them rich.
01:08:06Might donate it all to charity?
01:08:08Yeah.
01:08:09Honestly, would not be shocked if she donated it all to the animal shelter that her guard dog came from.
01:08:26Mateo, where are you?
01:08:31Mateo, where are you?
01:08:44Mateo, where are you?
01:08:47Well, I've been meaning to talk to you, but Lynette, right?
01:08:52It's Mateo.
01:08:53Katie?
01:08:54I have to go.
01:08:55I can't believe I missed that.
01:08:57Missed what?
01:08:58It's him.
01:08:59What?
01:09:04Boss, pick up.
01:09:06Pick up.
01:09:13This is Clement.
01:09:15Officer Clement, I know who it is.
01:09:17Who am I talking to?
01:09:19Hello?
01:09:20Hello?
01:09:21Come on.
01:09:23What?
01:09:24I know I locked that gate.
01:09:31Lynette?
01:09:33Lynette!
01:09:34Lynette!
01:09:52Boss?
01:10:03What?
01:10:05I'm sorry, Edie.
01:10:07I didn't want to have to do this.
01:10:08Where is Mateo?
01:10:10Mateo?
01:10:11Mateo's taking killer to the 24-hour pet hospital three times over.
01:10:15What?
01:10:16What happened?
01:10:17I gave the dog chocolate so I could get them both out of the house.
01:10:20No reason for them to suffer.
01:10:22Suffer?
01:10:23Suffer what?
01:10:24I...
01:10:24I also gave him a tail on my new wheel so he could mail it to the lawyer.
01:10:29That's thanks to you, Edie.
01:10:32You're such a good accomplice.
01:10:35I...
01:10:36What are you talking about?
01:10:38But I did wonder if I could effectively replace Lynette's original.
01:10:43What a mess.
01:10:44I don't understand.
01:10:46Edie, you deserve to.
01:10:48You see, I thought I had to transfer all the funds to myself.
01:10:52But this is so much easier.
01:10:55If it works.
01:10:56If what works?
01:10:58Of course, the whole thing would have been so much easier if I hadn't felt the need to tell Bobby
01:11:02off.
01:11:03But you know how he is.
01:11:04We got in this big shouting match and he made me turn in my keys.
01:11:08How do you know Bobby?
01:11:09Bobby never speaks directly to our clients.
01:11:13First Sunrise wouldn't even have any clients if he did.
01:11:16He is such a jerk.
01:11:18Even when he's trying to be nice.
01:11:21True.
01:11:26You're not Lynette Versterberg.
01:11:28Oh.
01:11:29So I didn't give you a concussion.
01:11:31I was wondering.
01:11:33So what?
01:11:33Are you like her case manager?
01:11:36Played her pretty well, though, didn't I?
01:11:38Why on earth would you?
01:11:39Somebody saw us on the street and thought I was her sister.
01:11:42So I got this idea, you know.
01:11:43I thought maybe.
01:11:45I was just so nervous about it.
01:11:46I didn't think I could play it off.
01:11:49Transfer funds.
01:11:52Who is Avery Simpson?
01:11:54Oh, it's my financial planner.
01:11:58You're Avery Simpson.
01:12:00Lynette's former nurse and future benefactor.
01:12:03What have you done?
01:12:05What have you done?
01:12:05You know, I can barely believe it myself.
01:12:08And I was so terrified when I had to break back into the estate and replace her.
01:12:13What did you do?
01:12:15What I had to do.
01:12:17And then you showed up.
01:12:19And you were so adamant about staying and helping.
01:12:22So, I made it look like the intruder returned.
01:12:26I thought it would scare you off, Edie.
01:12:35Are you okay?
01:12:39So, you weren't having a panic attack?
01:12:42No.
01:12:43So, this was all a lie?
01:12:44The wheelchair, the intruder, the boarding school story?
01:12:47That one was true.
01:12:50I hadn't really told anyone else that, but it was a group home, not a boarding school.
01:13:02Avery, just take me to wherever you have, Lynette.
01:13:09We can talk this through.
01:13:13We can't.
01:13:19Look, I know, I know that it sounds impossible right now, but we can figure this out, okay?
01:13:23We can, we can find a solution.
01:13:25We can undo this together.
01:13:27At least you never had to work for her.
01:13:30What a monster.
01:13:34How so?
01:13:35She was a classic rich bitch.
01:13:39Demanding.
01:13:41Judgmental.
01:13:43I'm sure you know the type.
01:13:45So, she never let up, huh?
01:13:47She didn't even learn my name.
01:13:49And I'm nine years younger.
01:13:51She has everything, and I have nothing.
01:13:55Turns out, hard work doesn't mean squat if you don't have the right pedigree.
01:14:00The system is stacked against people like us, E.D.
01:14:04So what, you decided to buck the system?
01:14:07I decided to take my life back.
01:14:11After Bobby took my access keys...
01:14:14Hurry up.
01:14:15I snuck back onto the grounds.
01:14:19Bobby didn't even bother to have her case manager tell her I was gone.
01:14:24I almost chickened out.
01:14:26I don't know.
01:14:27Maybe I should have.
01:14:29Where were you?
01:14:30Go find out what that noise was all about.
01:14:33But she couldn't help just isn't what it used to be.
01:14:37And my plan was airtight.
01:14:39I thought it was right.
01:14:41Oh!
01:14:42Oh!
01:15:01I timed it all out.
01:15:03I had ten minutes to finish the job.
01:15:05Well, it would take two minutes for her to go unconscious.
01:15:08I'd deal with the rest later.
01:15:18Police!
01:15:19Open up!
01:15:21Police!
01:15:23Police!
01:15:25Police, we're coming in!
01:15:28Stand back.
01:15:28I'm going to kick it in.
01:15:32Mrs. Westerberg?
01:15:33Yes, officer?
01:15:38Ma'am, are you all right?
01:15:40What are you doing on your knees?
01:15:42Go find the burglar.
01:15:44He went out the back.
01:15:46Follow him.
01:15:53That cop had just seen me a week before when I was timing the alarm system.
01:15:57He didn't even notice.
01:16:00Like I said, Edie, no one looks at you when you're old, especially when you're a woman.
01:16:07But if you have money, they have to pay attention.
01:16:12So I came up with the perfect plan.
01:16:15A victimless crime.
01:16:17Until you showed up.
01:16:20Why'd they have to send you, Edie?
01:16:22Hi.
01:16:23I figured you didn't want to murder on your hands.
01:16:25There was no time to check the rooms for anything that would tip you off to my game.
01:16:29So I kept the doors locked, just in case.
01:16:36And now, the locked doors will slow down the firefighters.
01:16:44So, that's it.
01:16:45Avery, where is Lynette now?
01:16:55Oh, relax.
01:16:56Like you haven't seen a dead body before.
01:17:04I have to burn the body.
01:17:10Can't leave anything to Oktatsi.
01:17:13You killed her?
01:17:15Your job was to help her, and you killed her?
01:17:17Edie.
01:17:18Lynette was an heiress.
01:17:20Does she deserve to die?
01:17:22She certainly didn't deserve that money.
01:17:25Even though she thought she was better than everyone else.
01:17:29Then you think you deserve it?
01:17:30I need it.
01:17:32I transferred half the funds to myself, her financial planner.
01:17:36Hopefully, the rest will come through the wheel, but if not, well, with half her family fortune, I can enjoy
01:17:43my sunset years.
01:17:46Oh, my God.
01:17:49You think you're going to get away with this?
01:17:53I know I will.
01:17:56I tried to get you out, Edie.
01:17:58I just wanted to make it look like she died in a fire.
01:18:01That's all.
01:18:01Avery, no.
01:18:02I even told First Sunrise that I, Lynette, gave you the night off so you wouldn't get in trouble for
01:18:08the accident.
01:18:09Please, please, Avery, just stop.
01:18:11Please.
01:18:12I can't.
01:18:14I've given my whole life to other people.
01:18:17It's time for me to put myself first.
01:18:21Avery, there has to be another way.
01:18:23Please, please, stop.
01:18:25Please, Avery, this isn't you.
01:18:27Avery, please.
01:18:28Avery, stop.
01:18:31I'll miss you, Edie.
01:18:33You're a spitfire.
01:18:35Remind me of myself.
01:18:36No, no, this isn't you.
01:18:38This isn't you.
01:18:39Well, Edie, you don't know me at all.
01:18:43I do.
01:18:43I do.
01:18:44I know you.
01:18:45I know, I know that you're tough as nails and that you're smarter than most and that you have a
01:18:49wicked sense of humor.
01:18:53It doesn't matter.
01:18:55Avery, it matters.
01:18:56You matter.
01:18:59You asked me what our relationship was.
01:19:01You and I are family.
01:19:04Not by blood, sure.
01:19:06But whatever you are going through right now, if you were to show up at my door, I would let
01:19:10you in.
01:19:13Even now?
01:19:14Yes.
01:19:16Even now.
01:19:17You can stop.
01:19:18I can help.
01:19:20It's too late.
01:19:21No, Avery.
01:19:23It's just too late.
01:19:26No, Avery.
01:19:28Avery!
01:19:29Avery!
01:19:29Avery!
01:19:29Hey!Ñ‹!
01:19:48Avery!
01:19:49Put it in
01:19:49here. Avery!
01:19:58Avery!
01:19:59Avery!
01:20:18Oh, no, you don't.
01:20:40Oh, thank God.
01:20:41I spent three years in this house, Edie.
01:20:43I know every direction you can go.
01:20:44Avery, don't do this.
01:20:46You're going to regret it.
01:20:47I bet you a million I won't.
01:21:21Avery, just stop, okay?
01:21:24Just stop.
01:21:25Avery, enough.
01:21:26Enough.
01:21:35It's over now.
01:21:39Avery, it's over.
01:21:44We can face them together.
01:21:46I didn't want to kill you.
01:21:49I knew.
01:21:50And you didn't.
01:21:52So let me help you.
01:22:01I knew.
01:22:15I knew.
01:22:40Edie's a really nice girl.
01:22:42Well, I look forward to meeting her.
01:22:45Don't mace me.
01:22:46Kurt, what are you doing here?
01:22:48Just closing out my contract.
01:22:50Preston, please meet Edie Brown.
01:22:51She was a nurse on duty the night your cousin was found.
01:22:55And Edie, this is my client, Preston Bristerberg, Lynette's cousin.
01:22:58How do you know Mateo?
01:23:00The gardener?
01:23:01Yes, I saw you two together in front of the art store last night.
01:23:04Oh, yes.
01:23:05I spotted him in town, recognized him from here.
01:23:08He told me, erroneously, that Lynette was alive.
01:23:13Why do you ask?
01:23:15Well, that is a long story.
01:23:20Well, I had something, uh, let me see.
01:23:23Here.
01:23:24It's what Lynette would have wanted had she met you.
01:23:30I'm sorry for your loss, Mr. Bristerberg.
01:23:33Well, you couldn't save my cousin.
01:23:36But you caught her killer.
01:23:38I won't forget you, Ms. Brown.
01:23:40Uh, we should finish up, uh, before the Christie's people arrive.
01:23:46Take care.
01:23:47Bye.
01:24:08Hey, you.
01:24:09Hey.
01:24:10I just met your new boss.
01:24:12Yeah.
01:24:13Yeah, he's gonna keep me on until he finds someone to buy the things.
01:24:15Oh, that's great.
01:24:16You know, he's really generous.
01:24:17You should show him your paintings.
01:24:18Funny that you should say that, because, um...
01:24:34Wow, Mateo.
01:24:34I was gonna give it to you, but then, you know, everything happened, and I wasn't sure.
01:24:40It's beautiful.
01:24:41Sorry if it's weird, you know, and she's...
01:24:43No, this is...
01:24:45This is a good memory.
01:24:47It's who she wanted to be, you know?
01:24:49Yeah.
01:24:50This is her dream.
01:24:52I'm still trying to figure out what was real and what wasn't.
01:24:56I really do feel like the friendship was real.
01:25:00I don't know.
01:25:00It's messing with my head.
01:25:03Do you want to talk about it sometime?
01:25:04I mean, uh, uh, with me?
01:25:09I want that.
01:25:11Yes.
01:25:12I'll call you.
01:25:14Perfect.
01:25:15We'll talk soon.
01:25:34From the permit office?
01:25:43It's my cafe permit.
01:25:45I'll call the crew.
01:25:47We gotta go out and celebrate.
01:25:51Killer!
01:25:57Hi!
01:25:58Okay.
01:26:01Ready?
01:26:02There you go.
01:26:04Good boy.
01:26:05Go ahead!
01:26:08Good boy.
01:26:10Good boy.
01:26:19Good boy.
01:26:21Good boy.
01:26:22Good boy.
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