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00:00:11Let's see where this goes

00:00:16Where tomorrow might take us

00:00:21Dreams in my head find their way to the sun

00:00:26Hello!

00:00:28Welcome honored guests to your paradise at sea

00:00:30Before we embark, there is a mandatory safety briefing

00:00:34Safety first? I like it

00:00:37Please check your boarding card to locate your muster station

00:00:40Why do you think they call it a muster station anyway?

00:00:42It's the only word they could muster

00:00:44Dad is not here. Should we leave his jokes on the mainland?

00:00:47Couldn't resist

00:00:47Please try at least for seven days because we would like to enjoy ourselves

00:00:51Uh, you will enjoy

00:00:52Meanwhile, I'll be planning a huge corporate buyout

00:00:54Hopped up on Dramamine

00:00:56Look, it's a big ship. You shouldn't get seasick

00:00:58I get seasick when I open up a can of tuna fish

00:01:00Only you could complain about seeing four of the most beautiful cities on the Mediterranean

00:01:03Who wants to go to several different cities on a boat

00:01:05When you can stay in one beautiful city for the whole time?

00:01:07About 35 million people annually and growing

00:01:09Another reason why now has never been a better time to expand into luxury sea travel

00:01:13Have you been reading my pitch?

00:01:15It's impossible not to. Your laptop is everywhere that I look

00:01:18Yeah, it's because my boss is everywhere that I look

00:01:20You have no idea what it's like working for Adam Crandall

00:01:25I'll never let you go, Jack

00:01:26Too tight!

00:01:27Aw, you're uptight. We don't complain if I'm right

00:01:30You gotta get those sea legs, bro

00:01:32I'll work on that. I am so glad that you joined your brother on this last minute adventure

00:01:36Parker speaks the world of you

00:01:38Oh, well, he's told me a lot about you

00:01:40And, you know, apparently you're quite the boss to work for

00:01:43I'll take that as a compliment

00:01:44Okay

00:01:45So, uh, you're in PR, correct?

00:01:48Yes, but I'm actually in between jobs right now

00:01:50Well, I'm sure you'll be fine

00:01:52Parker says you're the best in the business

00:01:54Did he?

00:01:54Oh, yeah. Parker is always bragging about his talented little sister

00:01:58Okay, we're gonna go and we're gonna settle into our cabin

00:02:01Well, I'm gonna go check out the, uh, duty-free shop

00:02:04I gotta up my watch game before I start schmoozing with the bigwigs

00:02:08I'll see you two later, hopefully

00:02:10Yeah

00:02:11All right, ciao

00:02:11Ciao

00:02:12And, um, don't forget to tweak the waterfalls for the new cash flow model

00:02:16The investors want to make sure we hit the milestones

00:02:18Yeah, I'm on that, Adam, I got you

00:02:20If this deal closes, we'll never have to work again

00:02:23Well, I won't, you still will

00:02:25But I'm sure they'll hire you, you know, for the handover

00:02:28With the much bigger salary, of course

00:02:30Okay, later

00:02:31Bye

00:02:34Yeah, you too

00:02:35What?

00:02:36Stop flirting with my boss

00:02:37I was flirting, I was being nice

00:02:39Be neutral

00:02:40Okay, should we go to the room now?

00:02:41You go to your room and take this to mine, please

00:02:43I gotta go check the lifeboats

00:02:45Okay, you do you

00:02:49Hi, George

00:02:50Let me guess you're calling to tell me how important this report is

00:02:53Even though you know how seriously I take all of my assignments

00:02:55You know me too well

00:02:57Well, I've been working together for ten years

00:02:59I better

00:02:59Yes, and you know I trust you

00:03:01You've never let me down

00:03:02But this time you definitely can't let me down

00:03:04Because this one is big

00:03:06Yeah, it all happened so fast

00:03:07You kind of have to fill me in on this one

00:03:09We were hired by Staley and Skoll's Venture Capital

00:03:12They're looking to acquire the luxury cruise division from the Crandall Corporation

00:03:16But they need you to find out if there's any good reasons for them not to invest

00:03:21Okay, got it

00:03:22I don't want you to go analog on me

00:03:24Put the notepad down and upload your findings on the app like everyone else

00:03:27Well, I can tell you that the bathrobe needs to be updated

00:03:31It's very scratchy

00:03:33Again, don't tell me

00:03:34Just upload it to the app

00:03:35George, you know I do my best work when I'm unplugged

00:03:38I wish we had the time for you to do your normal routine

00:03:40But they need your final report before you reach Dubrovnik on Friday

00:03:44Understood, but I still need to be incognito, right?

00:03:46I'm supposed to be on vacation

00:03:47I can't do that with my nose in a phone

00:03:49Kelly, you know you're my best rep

00:03:51I'm sure you'll figure it out

00:03:53I love it when you treat it like it's Mission Impossible

00:03:55Whatever it takes to deliver on this one

00:03:57I'm counting on you

00:03:58Okay

00:03:59Attention guests, please report to your master stations

00:04:02Okay, George, gotta go

00:04:03I gotta go check the safety protocols

00:04:05And then I'm gonna check out the VAB in the dining room

00:04:07Return, report, and upload

00:04:08Aye, aye, Captain

00:04:20Uh, are you okay?

00:04:23Uh, yeah

00:04:24What are you doing?

00:04:26Uh, just preparing for the inevitable what if

00:04:28Is this your first cruise?

00:04:30No, but hopefully it is my last

00:04:31How about you?

00:04:32Is this your first?

00:04:33No, LA born and raised

00:04:34I'm an ocean girl

00:04:35No, well what's your favorite ocean?

00:04:37And please, be pacific

00:04:39I'm sorry

00:04:40My sister accuses me of having resting dad humor

00:04:42It's like whatever wordplay bounces into my head

00:04:45I just blurt it out

00:04:46Oh

00:04:46I'm trying to cure myself

00:04:47I'm Parker

00:04:49Kelly

00:04:50Hi, Kelly

00:04:53Um, so do you, do you like to travel?

00:04:55I do actually

00:04:56It's uh, it's kind of my passion

00:04:58So if you need any travel tips, you could just ask me

00:05:00Yeah, no, I'm pretty much gonna stay here on the boat

00:05:02And just get a lot of work done

00:05:03Oh, that's a shame

00:05:04You know, it's a shame as these pipes look pretty rusty

00:05:06But you know, the wifi is really good on the boat now

00:05:09I know

00:05:09It's a shame too

00:05:11I just like it better when you're off the grid, you know

00:05:14Yeah, you know what?

00:05:14See, I love the grid

00:05:16I mean, I'll step out of it a little bit here, a little bit there

00:05:18But I'm a grid man

00:05:19Real risk taker, huh?

00:05:20Well, I love a risk

00:05:21I just want the word calculated right in front of it

00:05:24Let me guess, finance guy?

00:05:26Worse, I'm also a lawyer

00:05:27I am in charge of mergers and acquisitions for the Crandall Corporation

00:05:31Which is this

00:05:31This

00:05:33Wow, that is a big deal

00:05:35How does it feel to have your boss on the cover of every magazine in the world?

00:05:38Oh, I would never know

00:05:40Yeah, except for that he takes them all

00:05:42He cuts them out, he frames them, and he hangs them all over the office

00:05:45Other than that really humble guy

00:05:47Oh

00:05:48Yeah

00:05:49What about you? What do you do?

00:05:51Uh, I make it a point of not talking about work on vacation

00:05:54Well, it's funny, cause I make it a point not to go on vacation

00:05:57Yeah, I think vacations are for the unfulfilled

00:05:59I mean, it's the only excuse I have for my workaholic nature

00:06:03Oh

00:06:03And you? What's your excuse?

00:06:06Pardon me?

00:06:07Well, you're dressed so fancy, all corporate

00:06:10Oh

00:06:10For someone who's here to relax

00:06:12When in Rome, dress fancy, right?

00:06:15I mean, when we're out to sea, it'll be a different ballgame

00:06:17I'm looking forward to that transformation

00:06:19If you ever leave the wifi zone

00:06:20I won't, speaking of which

00:06:22I have some waterfalls that I need to attend to

00:06:24Oh

00:06:25Yeah, nice to meet you

00:06:26Do you mean the duet rocke waterfalls in Palermo?

00:06:28No, no, I mean the boring spreadsheet kind

00:06:30Oh

00:06:31Well, not fun with that

00:06:32I definitely won't

00:06:59Hey!

00:07:00Hey, I'm Emily

00:07:01Oh

00:07:03Kelly

00:07:03Well, welcome to the singles section

00:07:05Apparently, they don't think we need a view

00:07:07Or any single men to talk to

00:07:09It's a good start

00:07:10Yeah, I just see that

00:07:12Hmm

00:07:12Seriously, have you noticed there aren't many eligible bachelors on this cruise?

00:07:16Uh, I'm at one

00:07:17Yeah, a bit of an odd duck

00:07:19But I didn't

00:07:19I feel like I should be sick

00:07:20Oh, actually he is, um, swimming over here right now

00:07:24Yeah, he's definitely odd

00:07:25Cute though, right?

00:07:27Yeah, I don't see it

00:07:28Really?

00:07:29Really?

00:07:29Yeah, uh, might be because he's my brother

00:07:32That might be the way

00:07:33Okay

00:07:34Nailed the odd part

00:07:36God

00:07:36Did somebody say odd?

00:07:39No

00:07:40I mean, yes, we, uh, what are the odds?

00:07:43That's a fun game, let's figure it out

00:07:45I was an actuary as an intern for a summer

00:07:47So, let's just do this thing

00:07:48If the cruise ship is full of capacity

00:07:50We're not including the staff

00:07:51The odds of us being at the same table would be...

00:07:532,500 to one

00:07:54That's actuary, a very good guess

00:07:58Oh, did you hear that?

00:07:59A woman after my own laugh

00:08:00No, please do not encourage him, okay?

00:08:02No, sorry

00:08:02I was all stuck

00:08:03I was full of...

00:08:05Choking out a grizzly bear with my bare hands

00:08:07I'm not kidding, my brother recorded it

00:08:09Is that Adam Crandall?

00:08:10Yeah

00:08:10That's, that's why I'm still clocked on

00:08:12You didn't say he was gonna be on an award

00:08:14No, I didn't

00:08:15Because, you know what?

00:08:16I knew that he would make himself known sooner rather than later

00:08:18Why isn't he at the singles table?

00:08:20Yeah, because he's at that table

00:08:22He's entertaining the entire board of Steel and Skulls

00:08:26Right, because they're looking to buy out Crandall Cruise Lines, of course

00:08:30How'd you know that?

00:08:31I mean, I'm, I'm grateful

00:08:33Because you said that you were an M&A and that Adam was your boss

00:08:37And I, I put two and two together

00:08:39Oh, you're smart

00:08:40Yeah

00:08:40Just don't add it up yet

00:08:41Because there's a lot of hurdles we gotta leave first

00:08:43Which is why I've got my laptop open

00:08:46Will you just get it done, please?

00:08:48I promise I will take you on another vacation after this vacation

00:08:51As soon as I close this

00:08:52But until then I'm clocked in and locked in

00:08:55Did you promise me you'd take a break and we'd do that walk into a Palermo

00:08:57And you were not fecking out of it?

00:08:59No, I'm not

00:08:59We are gonna do that

00:09:00We're doing it

00:09:01Okay

00:09:01Hey, you should come with us

00:09:02Oh, I'd love to

00:09:03Yes

00:09:04Yes

00:09:05Yes

00:09:07Yes

00:09:08Yes

00:09:09Yes

00:09:10Yes

00:09:11Yes

00:09:27We would like to remind all passengers that they must return from their excursions on time

00:09:33As we cannot wait for any latecomers

00:09:36Any guests that are left behind must make their own travel arrangements to the next port of call

00:09:42We wish you all a wonderful day in Palermo

00:09:47Look at this!

00:09:48investir?

00:09:48Suspand Vamos

00:09:49Is going to leave your boat

00:09:49Pin up go

00:09:52Pin up go

00:09:53Pin up go

00:09:55Pin up go

00:09:59Pin up go

00:10:02Pin up go

00:10:03Pin up go

00:10:04Pin up go

00:10:09congratulations

00:10:10Par 1966

00:10:15Pinn up菜

00:10:17Purple

00:10:17I'm good.

00:10:19I'm good.

00:10:20Perfect.

00:10:20I had a good one.

00:10:23Yeah.

00:10:24All right, you two.

00:10:27One, two, three.

00:10:42You know, we gotta give it to Parker.

00:10:44You were actually fun today.

00:10:45No, what are you talking about?

00:10:46I'm always fun.

00:10:47No, I mean, like, we used to be on our family vacations.

00:10:50I think I like vacation Parker better, too.

00:10:53I am the same guy.

00:10:55Just with the crushing weight of corporate America on my back all the time.

00:10:59Sorry.

00:11:00Speaking of responsibility, just excuse me a minute.

00:11:03Yeah.

00:11:03So what are you talking about?

00:11:04I am fun.

00:11:05I'm fun.

00:11:06I just mean, you know, you're more present lately.

00:11:08It's nice.

00:11:09Presence?

00:11:10Yes.

00:11:10Presence?

00:11:11Like you were present with the waiter?

00:11:13Uh-huh.

00:11:13Si, si, si.

00:11:14Did the walking tour of Palermo today.

00:11:16The cruise line was very helpful with bookings and reservations.

00:11:19However, some of the attractions have become tourist traps.

00:11:22An updated list of vendors would be very helpful.

00:11:24Two canoles later?

00:11:26They're really good.

00:11:27And he's also very handsome.

00:11:28Yeah, I don't worry.

00:11:28When in Italy, you have to...

00:11:29So sorry, guys.

00:11:30Yeah, so what happened to, uh, no work talk while on vacation?

00:11:34You are so right.

00:11:35I'm back to having fun.

00:11:36Just fun.

00:11:37What about you guys?

00:11:37What do you have today?

00:11:38More work?

00:11:38Well, the only work I will be doing is on my tan on the beach.

00:11:41I want to go into my work interviews looking well-rested, successful, and a little bronzed.

00:11:46I will see you at dinner, and please don't work too hard.

00:11:48Yeah, please wear sunscreen, because no one wants to hire a lobster for a PR rep.

00:11:52Got it.

00:11:55Well, what about you?

00:11:56Do you have more work, or do you want to come see a waterfall with me?

00:11:59I would love to see the waterfall.

00:12:01I looked it up.

00:12:02It looks amazing.

00:12:03I would love to join you.

00:12:04You don't have more obligations with Mr. Crandall?

00:12:06So no, he is doing a Godfather tour of Corleone, Corleone, Corleone?

00:12:11Corleone.

00:12:12Corleone.

00:12:13So he said I should take the day off.

00:12:14Well, that's an offer you can't refuse.

00:12:16I didn't refuse it, which is why I want to be present and go see the waterfall.

00:12:20No, it was, uh, I made a joke.

00:12:22You know the line?

00:12:23What line?

00:12:24I'll make him enough where he can't refuse.

00:12:27From the Godfather?

00:12:28Yeah.

00:12:29I haven't seen that movie.

00:12:30What?

00:12:32I know, I know.

00:12:33You know, it's something I'm not very proud of.

00:12:35I haven't gotten around to it.

00:12:37My sister teases me about it.

00:12:39I'll watch it.

00:12:40You know what?

00:12:40I'm not going to judge.

00:12:42I haven't seen Star Wars.

00:12:44What?

00:12:44Yeah.

00:12:45What?

00:12:45Hold on.

00:12:46What?

00:12:46Okay, you haven't?

00:12:47Okay, no, I know.

00:12:48We're both being vulnerable here.

00:12:50I get that.

00:12:50It's a safe space.

00:12:52So, do you want to go see about a waterfall with me?

00:12:54You want to finish our desserts first?

00:12:56Eh, leave the cake.

00:12:57Take the cannoli.

00:12:58Again, from the Godfather.

00:13:00Never mind.

00:13:22I don't know if this is such a good idea.

00:13:24I'm starting to get worried about time.

00:13:26That's why we're doing the horseback option instead of hiking.

00:13:28Hey, we're going to be back with over an hour to spare.

00:13:30We are good.

00:13:31Ah!

00:13:32And there are our stallions.

00:13:34Um, though they look a little more like ponies.

00:13:37Yeah!

00:13:37No, those are donkeys.

00:13:38What?

00:13:39How do you know?

00:13:40Well, because I did my fifth grade science fair project on equine animals,

00:13:44and these are definitely the species.

00:13:46Equus Asinus.

00:13:48Bravo!

00:13:49Asino!

00:13:50He knows his things.

00:13:51So, these are your donkeys, and these are your pets.

00:13:55Oh.

00:13:56Oh.

00:13:56Yes.

00:13:56Um, the, um, the pamphlet said horseback.

00:14:00Well, you were the last one to book, so the first group got all the horses, and this

00:14:04is what we have left.

00:14:05What?

00:14:06Nice.

00:14:07Okay, I mean, it'll be fine, right?

00:14:09Yeah.

00:14:10Fine.

00:14:10Yeah.

00:14:11You know what?

00:14:11The donkey is actually smarter and safer than the horse.

00:14:16That's according to my world book encyclopedia knowledge.

00:14:21Easy, boy.

00:14:22I hope your work was peer reviewed.

00:14:23You swing your leg around.

00:14:24Go ahead.

00:14:25Hey, yes.

00:14:26Swing your leg around.

00:14:27Yeah, we got it.

00:14:27Hey.

00:14:28Careful, Dad.

00:14:29Like this.

00:14:29Nice.

00:14:30Signore, where's your donkey?

00:14:33What do you mean?

00:14:33Aren't you a guide?

00:14:34We don't guess you don't need a guide.

00:14:37You need this.

00:14:40And that will follow.

00:14:42I'm sorry, are we in a Looney Tunes episode?

00:14:44Don't worry.

00:14:45They know the way.

00:14:47Come on.

00:14:48Let's go.

00:14:49Come on.

00:14:50Let's go.

00:14:51Let's go.

00:14:52Yeah.

00:14:55Come on.

00:14:56Enjoy.

00:14:57Hey.

00:14:58Don't lose the hat.

00:14:59I don't know about this.

00:15:02I think I'm getting the hang of this.

00:15:05You know what?

00:15:06Now that I see the terrain, I am very glad we got the safer option.

00:15:09Yeah.

00:15:10It's true.

00:15:10Horses, they're flight animals, preferring to flee from danger.

00:15:14Or donkeys, they've evolved to be a little bit more cautious.

00:15:17And more food motivated, obviously.

00:15:19Honestly, I don't think a horse would care at all about us.

00:15:22I'd laugh, but I'm still a little concerned about the fact that we don't have the handler with us.

00:15:27I mean, you mounted your seat like a pro, but you saw how much help I needed.

00:15:30Well, you know what?

00:15:30You got nothing to worry about.

00:15:32I did a dude ranch for a bachelor weekend once, and I was awarded the best cow hand, I might

00:15:37add.

00:15:37So, you're good.

00:15:38I know my way around a corral.

00:15:39That's impressive.

00:15:40Ooh.

00:15:41You hear that?

00:15:42We're almost there.

00:15:56Whoa.

00:15:57Parker, are you seeing this?

00:15:59Did you see it?

00:16:00Look!

00:16:01Wow.

00:16:02It's beautiful.

00:16:04Come on.

00:16:07Stop.

00:16:08Wow.

00:16:09Wow.

00:16:10Wow.

00:16:11I'm gonna need you to help me get out, please.

00:16:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:16:15All right, my lady.

00:16:17Okay.

00:16:18Ready?

00:16:18You got your leg around?

00:16:20Boom.

00:16:21There you go.

00:16:23Come here.

00:16:26Ooh, that's a curl.

00:16:27Parker!

00:16:28You gotta see this!

00:16:29I'm coming!

00:16:30I'm coming!

00:16:32This is incredible!

00:16:34Come here.

00:16:35Come here, Parker.

00:16:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:16:36All right.

00:16:38Ready?

00:16:38Smile!

00:16:41Woo!

00:16:43Now this is an excursion.

00:16:46And I didn't think you'd like to be off the grid.

00:16:47Ah, you know, it's grid adjacent.

00:16:49Well, still pretty wild of you.

00:16:52When I first met you, I never thought you'd get off the Letho deck.

00:16:54Well, you could blame my sister.

00:16:56I'm like a little sibling rivalry to motivate.

00:16:58Yeah, but look at me, having all sorts of spontaneous fun.

00:17:01I got a gorgeous waterfall.

00:17:02I'm standing next to a beautiful woman while our trusty steeds wave our return.

00:17:12Come back!

00:17:13Donkeys!

00:17:14Donkeys!

00:17:17Donkeys!

00:17:19My hat!

00:17:21My hat!

00:17:22No, he's gonna charge us for it, he said!

00:17:25Our donkey's so fast now!

00:17:27They're getting away!

00:17:29Less talking!

00:17:30More running!

00:17:32Ow!

00:17:33My back!

00:17:34They're totally gone!

00:17:35Oh!

00:17:36How did they get loose?

00:17:38I must have tied them up wrong!

00:17:39What?

00:17:39I thought you won best cow hand!

00:17:41I was terrible at tying knots!

00:17:43What do we do?

00:17:46We gotta run!

00:18:00Please note, we will be departing from port in one hour.

00:18:04So ensure you, your belongings, and your entire party are safely on board.

00:18:09Hey, Emily!

00:18:10Hey!

00:18:11You hit the beach yet?

00:18:12I did.

00:18:13Got the perfect amount of sunburn, and my trashy gothic romance novel's almost reading itself.

00:18:18Hey, how was the Godfather tour?

00:18:19It was awesome.

00:18:21I basically acted out the whole entire film.

00:18:23You know, I can't believe your brother still hasn't seen it yet.

00:18:26I think we might need to rough him up for that.

00:18:27Oh, no, no, no.

00:18:28Never take sights against the family.

00:18:31Who are you?

00:18:34Where is your brother anyway?

00:18:35Is he locked up in his room someplace?

00:18:37He's actually out with a really cute girl from the singles table.

00:18:40Parker?

00:18:40Yeah.

00:18:41Well, they should be back any minute.

00:18:43He said he wants to play it safe, since the boat waits for no man.

00:18:45I'm just glad he's putting himself out there.

00:18:47It's about time, right?

00:18:48I'd say.

00:18:49Hey, I'm actually going to shuffle on up to the shuffleboard.

00:18:53What do you think about maybe joining me?

00:18:55Well, I mean, I was gonna wait for those guys, but I could play while I wait.

00:19:00He's a big boy.

00:19:01I think he'll be fine.

00:19:02We're not gonna be fine.

00:19:02Be normal!

00:19:03Be normal!

00:19:05The boat's gonna leave in an hour.

00:19:07We're never gonna make it.

00:19:08We're not with that attitude, okay?

00:19:09We gotta stay positive, okay?

00:19:10They're gonna fix it.

00:19:11Listen.

00:19:11The navigation says even if we do, it's an hour and sixty minutes away.

00:19:14Well, tell him to step on it, okay?

00:19:15Italian drivers are very fast.

00:19:17Okay, listen.

00:19:17Even if he does get his service enough for every engine.

00:19:20Hey!

00:19:21No!

00:19:22Hey!

00:19:23Hey!

00:19:24Hey!

00:19:25Hey!

00:19:31Hey!

00:19:31Hey, Ted, Nev.

00:19:35Oh!

00:19:35Hey!

00:19:37Hey!

00:19:42T Edgar!

00:19:42Hey, guys!

00:19:51Bye!

00:19:51Hey!

00:19:52Well, we must be at the wrong dock!

00:19:54Hey, Mr.

00:19:55Hey!

00:19:59Hey?

00:20:01Hey, guys.

00:20:10Ah, why didn't they wait for us?

00:20:13They don't wait for anybody.

00:20:14It's their policy.

00:20:15I have to be on that ship.

00:20:17My career depends on it.

00:20:18I do.

00:20:18I thought you were on vacation.

00:20:20Yes.

00:20:21I am.

00:20:22If I don't relax when I'm on vacation,

00:20:24I'm going to be very stressed when I get back to work.

00:20:26Yeah, well, my laptop and my career are literally

00:20:29sailing away on that ship.

00:20:31Everything depends on me being on that boat.

00:20:33Why are we lying down?

00:20:34Why are we lying down?

00:20:35Because I tweaked my back on the run.

00:20:38Oh, my gosh.

00:20:38Are you OK?

00:20:38Yeah, I'm fine.

00:20:39No, it happens.

00:20:40I just need to stretch it out.

00:20:41You know what?

00:20:41I don't think we really have time to stretch it out.

00:20:43I think we have to go get the port agent and see

00:20:45what's going to help us, OK?

00:20:46OK.

00:20:47OK.

00:20:48You got this.

00:20:49All right, you just let's go.

00:20:53Hello.

00:20:54You must be Kelly Coates and Parker Andrew.

00:20:57Unfortunately, yes.

00:20:58Yeah, you missed the ship.

00:21:00Yeah, we're aware of that.

00:21:01Well, we warned you, the ship, it waits for no man.

00:21:05And it waits for no woman, also.

00:21:07Understood.

00:21:08Yeah, thank you for making that point.

00:21:10However, here we are.

00:21:11Still need to make it to the next port in Syracusa.

00:21:13You already should have taken a ship, huh?

00:21:15No, we wanted to take the ship, but we missed the ship.

00:21:17Are there any other options, maybe?

00:21:19Can we maybe take a plane?

00:21:20I mean, the nearest airport to Syracuse is Catania.

00:21:23But you won't get your flight at this hour.

00:21:26Right.

00:21:26You could try in the morning, but all the flights, they connect to Rome.

00:21:29OK.

00:21:30How about a train?

00:21:31Is there a night train we could take?

00:21:32I would suggest that you hire a car and you drive through the night.

00:21:37Yes.

00:21:37Great idea.

00:21:38Yes.

00:21:39I have just a thing for you.

00:21:40Ooh.

00:21:41My twin brother Vincenzo, he has a lovely company in town.

00:21:44He will fix you up.

00:21:45I will tell him that you are coming.

00:21:47But you need to worry, huh?

00:21:48Because it's tourist season.

00:21:50He may not have many cars available.

00:21:52Ah.

00:21:53He's a little bit stubborn, huh?

00:21:54Three minutes.

00:21:55Grazie mille.

00:21:57Grazie.

00:22:04I'm very sorry to disappoint you, but we have no more cars available.

00:22:09What do you mean?

00:22:10Hold on a second.

00:22:11We've been waiting in line for 45 minutes.

00:22:12Why didn't you tell us that?

00:22:13He's written here.

00:22:15In Italian.

00:22:16We don't speak Italian.

00:22:17But we in Italy.

00:22:18You should study.

00:22:19Okay.

00:22:21The other people in line, what about them?

00:22:22They all have a reservation, so if you kindly step aside for the next customer.

00:22:26Pronto.

00:22:26I gotta get back on the boat.

00:22:27What are we gonna do?

00:22:28I don't know.

00:22:29Okay?

00:22:30We...

00:22:30You are in luck.

00:22:32I have just received a cancellation, so there is one car available.

00:22:36Great.

00:22:36If you kindly give me your credit card and driver's license, I will hold it for you.

00:22:40Here's your car.

00:22:41I don't have my driver's license.

00:22:43What?

00:22:43Why?

00:22:44I don't have two forms of identification.

00:22:46I'm not opening a bank account.

00:22:47You know what?

00:22:47It's fine.

00:22:48It's fine.

00:22:48We're just...

00:22:48We're gonna use mine.

00:22:49It's in here somewhere.

00:22:50I will need it to order a reservation.

00:22:52I am aware.

00:22:53It's right here.

00:22:54I know it's right here.

00:22:54I can help you.

00:22:55Let me help you.

00:22:56No, I got it.

00:22:56Let me get it.

00:22:57Here.

00:22:58You know what?

00:22:59Thanks.

00:23:00Got it.

00:23:01Hold on.

00:23:02Boom.

00:23:05I'm very sorry, but in the time it took you to find your license, there was an online booking

00:23:09for this...

00:23:09Come on!

00:23:10My apologies.

00:23:11I do not control the bookings.

00:23:13Perhaps you should try the night train.

00:23:14Go what?

00:23:17Your brother said that there was no night train, that we should rent a car.

00:23:21Of course, because Vito is a good brother.

00:23:23And I give him 10% for the referrals.

00:23:25That is a little upsetting, because we clearly needed to rent a car.

00:23:28Not nice.

00:23:32Not nice.

00:23:34Ah, the running's killing me back!

00:23:37Okay.

00:23:37The train station should be right up around this corner, okay?

00:23:39If you do not stop to get tickets, just get right on the train, okay?

00:23:42We gotta buy tickets.

00:23:43They're gonna kick us along.

00:23:44Get them on the train, okay?

00:23:45Just trust me.

00:23:46I trust you.

00:23:47Okay.

00:23:47Oh, I trust you.

00:23:48We cannot miss this!

00:23:52Break.

00:23:53I wanna hear the rest of that story.

00:23:54That is a good one.

00:23:55Alright.

00:23:57Hello, hello, hello there.

00:23:59Do you mind if I borrow this young lady for a second?

00:24:02Uh, yeah.

00:24:04Good to see you guys.

00:24:06Hey, have you heard anything?

00:24:08Last I heard, they were in line for a rental car, and then he just straight up stopped answering.

00:24:11So, I hope he's okay.

00:24:13Well, me too.

00:24:13He usually spends most of his time in a spreadsheet.

00:24:16This isn't exactly his, uh, strong suit.

00:24:19I'm just glad he's got Kelly with him.

00:24:20I mean, she's gonna look after him.

00:24:21And if they're back to Syracuse by noon tomorrow, they should be fine, right?

00:24:25Yeah.

00:24:26He's probably panicking without his laptop attached to his lap.

00:24:28I need that dude's nose and that laptop more than anyone.

00:24:32Come on, that's four days away.

00:24:33He's definitely gonna be back by then.

00:24:35He's got his health, his passport.

00:24:37He's with a beautiful, intelligent woman.

00:24:39I think this is good for him.

00:24:40Yeah.

00:24:41Well, that's one way to look at it.

00:24:43Almost there.

00:24:45Almost there.

00:24:46Keep up.

00:24:48I see the door.

00:24:50Almost there.

00:24:51Are you with me?

00:24:51I'm with you.

00:24:52Yeah.

00:24:53I got you.

00:24:55Oh.

00:24:56Are you okay?

00:24:57We're good.

00:24:58We're good.

00:24:58Oh, my.

00:25:00Okay.

00:25:01Okay.

00:25:02Track two.

00:25:03Track two.

00:25:07Woo!

00:25:08Yeah.

00:25:09Track two.

00:25:23Okay.

00:25:24Are you okay?

00:25:25Yeah.

00:25:26Yeah.

00:25:26I'm good.

00:25:27We did it.

00:25:28I'm good.

00:25:28Okay.

00:25:29Oh, let's see if we can get some seats.

00:25:31All right.

00:25:34Oh, no.

00:25:35Hello.

00:25:37Hello.

00:25:39Hello.

00:25:44Hello.

00:25:44Starting to sense a theme here.

00:25:46A little pattern here.

00:25:47hoping we'll find a seat.

00:25:48Where if we sit in the caboose, Obo style.

00:25:51I mean, there's gotta be somewhere in this seat, right?

00:25:55Oh!

00:25:55What do you think?

00:25:56Yeah.

00:25:57That's better than nothing.

00:25:58That's right.

00:25:59Hello.

00:26:00Ciao.

00:26:01Hello.

00:26:04Let's go.

00:26:18I am never riding a donkey again.

00:26:20Hey, it's not the animal's fault.

00:26:23We shouldn't have gotten off them in the first place.

00:26:25In fact, I shouldn't have gone on the excursion at all.

00:26:27It was wildly irresponsible.

00:26:29Okay, it was also so fun.

00:26:31And not to mention gorgeous.

00:26:34Wow, yeah, that's a beautiful picture.

00:26:36You know, why don't you text that to me?

00:26:37I'm gonna print it up, frame it,

00:26:39and hang it on my home office wall,

00:26:41because I'm gonna get fired this week.

00:26:43Parker, you gotta breathe, okay?

00:26:45You missed one stop.

00:26:46If your boss wants to fire you for an honest mistake,

00:26:48you're not meant to be there, okay?

00:26:50No, sorry, I'm just, you know, I'm just a little on edge.

00:26:53Forgive me, I don't have...

00:26:55Right, the precious laptop.

00:26:56Oh, you're one to talk, you and that precious notepad of yours.

00:26:59What are you talking about?

00:27:00Ah, the notepad that fell out of your purse

00:27:02when I tried to hand it back to you

00:27:03snatched away like it was your middle school diary.

00:27:04I did not do that.

00:27:05What are you hiding in there?

00:27:07Hmm, Kelly, Kelly, why don't you tell me what's inside of it?

00:27:09Nothing.

00:27:10Well, then show me.

00:27:11No.

00:27:12I wouldn't have taken it, but that proves to me

00:27:13that you're hiding something.

00:27:14It is a work thing, and I don't want to talk about it.

00:27:16Why, because you're on vacation?

00:27:18Yes, is that okay?

00:27:19That's fine.

00:27:19All right, sure.

00:27:20Fine, great, thank you.

00:27:22I, okay, I am gonna try to get some sleep.

00:27:24Don't get too comfortable, we're switching trains in Messina.

00:27:27Okay, okay, okay.

00:27:28I'm serious, this is gonna be the longest night ever.

00:27:42That's weird.

00:27:43This is an express train.

00:27:44It's not meant to make local stops.

00:27:45They stopped with the train because we didn't pay for the tickets.

00:27:47I told you we should have paid for the tickets.

00:27:49Okay, because we didn't buy tickets.

00:27:51I bought them online, okay? Just relax.

00:28:03Do you speak English? English?

00:28:06The train workers are going on strike.

00:28:08In the middle of the night?

00:28:09They happen when they happen.

00:28:10What's gonna happen now?

00:28:12The train is gonna stop in the next town, and we all are gonna get off.

00:28:15Well, how long is that gonna take?

00:28:16Could be a few hours, could be a few days.

00:28:19Okay.

00:28:19Okay, how are you so calm?

00:28:21This happens all the time in Italy.

00:28:24We go used to it.

00:28:35How are the buses? Do you think we could get one?

00:28:37In the morning, yes, but at this hour it's gonna be hard.

00:28:41Taxis, can we get a cab to take us?

00:28:42I doubt it.

00:28:44Taxis are really rare when there is a strike.

00:28:46Um, what are the workers upset about?

00:28:48Like, why are they striking?

00:28:50Judging by the picket signs, it looks like they're worried about losing their jobs.

00:28:54Oh, we've got that in common.

00:28:58Think you could translate for me?

00:29:00I suppose.

00:29:02Great.

00:29:04What is she doing?

00:29:08Um, hi!

00:29:10I'm so sorry.

00:29:11Excuse me, sorry.

00:29:11I know it's late.

00:29:12I know we're all tired.

00:29:13We're all a little bit stressed.

00:29:15But if you want to just give me a moment of your time, I think I have something that could

00:29:19cheer you up a little.

00:29:19Eh, se vi date un minuto del vostro tempo, ci può sollevare un po' gli animi.

00:29:23Take a look at this handsome American by my side.

00:29:27Guardate questo bell' Americano qua, a mio lato.

00:29:30He might look like an average tourist, but he's not.

00:29:34He looks like a normal tourist, but he doesn't.

00:29:36This is Parker Andrews, a powerful businessman, and he is key to helping you save your jobs.

00:29:44And he's the key to save your jobs.

00:29:46Parker is in Italy to secure a large business deal that will help bring more tourism and help bring more

00:29:53investments to your area.

00:29:55And that, in turn, would give more business to the train company, which could help save your jobs.

00:29:59And this can help you to keep your jobs.

00:30:02We like Sicilia, so we don't want too many tourists here.

00:30:07They like Sicilia as it is. They don't want too many tourists here.

00:30:11I respect that, but that is the beauty of the company that he is dealing with.

00:30:15They are about quality, not quantity.

00:30:17So you will always have tourism, but they will ensure that the service and the tours that they bring will

00:30:23be of the highest standard that the Italian people can be proud of.

00:30:29And how they can be sure of that.

00:30:33Oh, because I work for the company that makes sure his company meet the highest standards.

00:30:41Yeah.

00:30:41So I promise you that I will not allow this deal to go through unless it is good for the

00:30:47Italian people.

00:30:48Proporrò quest'accord solo se è buono per il popolo italiano.

00:30:52So I'm not asking you not to strike, ok?

00:30:54I'm asking you to wait six hours so that we can get back on the ship and finish our business.

00:30:59So what do you say?

00:31:01Can you help us help you?

00:31:03So what do you say?

00:31:04Can you help us help you?

00:31:12Let's get back to work.

00:31:13We'll show up tomorrow morning.

00:31:14Yeah?

00:31:25Take my number.

00:31:26If you need anything, just give me a call.

00:31:28Bye.

00:31:29Bye.

00:31:30Okay.

00:31:32You are very lucky, Miss America.

00:31:34Yes, I know.

00:31:35I know.

00:31:35I did not actually think that that was going to work.

00:31:38You're strong.

00:31:38I like that.

00:31:40And I'm from Siracusa, so I can go home.

00:31:43Ah, prego.

00:31:48Let's get us some good seats.

00:31:59outside, we go home.

00:32:06I'm gonna take you home.

00:32:06Oh, about me.

00:32:07I threw the ball and off-leash it, and touch it.

00:32:10Okay?

00:32:11I win.

00:32:11We win, alright?

00:32:14Hey, would you guys excuse me real quick?

00:32:19Mom, don't wait.

00:32:20Hi!

00:32:20Hey.

00:32:21Oh, investor time.

00:32:23Hope I'm not intruding.

00:32:24Absolutely not.

00:32:25You're saving me.

00:32:26These guys are, like, blasting me with question after question.

00:32:29Let's just say I could use your brother right now.

00:32:32Oh, well, I have good news, I think.

00:32:33So, looks like their service is pretty spotty.

00:32:35But the last text I got said they called a night train that's gonna get them into Syracuse up before

00:32:39we get to port.

00:32:40That is smooth jazz to my ears.

00:32:43I can't do this alone much longer.

00:32:45I'm running out of stories.

00:32:46Well, in the meantime, maybe I could help you, like, schmooze it up a bit.

00:32:51I'm in PR.

00:32:52After all, it's kind of my buying.

00:32:54Well, by all means, schmooze away.

00:32:58You want to introduce me?

00:32:59Okay.

00:33:02Ladies and gentlemen, I would like you to meet Emily.

00:33:04This is the sister of our lead counsel and a wonderful new friend.

00:33:09Yeah, see, I would love to talk, but I actually have a strict mandatory dance policy when I'm at a

00:33:13jazz clock,

00:33:13so maybe you can help me report?

00:33:16Judy, let's hit the floor and get crazy.

00:33:51Just when I thought our seats couldn't get any worse.

00:33:54Just be grateful you're on a moving train.

00:34:01So, do you want to talk about this?

00:34:03Which part?

00:34:04Oh, I don't even know where to start.

00:34:05The part where you delivered a riveting speech to break a worker's strike in Sicily,

00:34:11or the fact that you casually mentioned that you work for the company that's trying to kill the deal that

00:34:17I'm trying to make.

00:34:18Okay, not what we're doing.

00:34:19It's what you did for the Davies Capital Rising Phoenix deal, if I remember correctly.

00:34:24I read that on the front page of the journal.

00:34:25Uh-huh, and if you read past the headline, you would also have seen that that was because they had

00:34:28fraudulent product reviews.

00:34:30Yeah, well, our cruise line doesn't.

00:34:33And I never said you did.

00:34:36Hmm.

00:34:42Cornetto?

00:34:43No thanks, brushed my teeth already.

00:34:45Where'd you get a toothbrush?

00:34:49Um, here.

00:34:51You can have my spare.

00:34:52I have everything in here.

00:34:53Yeah, you do have everything in that little bag, including a notebook.

00:34:56A notebook which you write nasty things about the cruise ship.

00:35:00Parker, it is my job, and frankly, it is none of your business.

00:35:04Uh, it's a little...

00:35:04Okay, and may I remind you that I did not have to do what I did back there.

00:35:07I chose to do it so that you would have a chance to get back on your boat and close

00:35:11your deal.

00:35:11Okay, so I think a little grazie mille, or at least a grazie uno, would be appropriate.

00:35:16It is why I offer you a Cornetto.

00:35:19I am grateful.

00:35:20I am very grateful.

00:35:21I'm also kind of blown away.

00:35:23Like, literally don't know how to process what you did back there.

00:35:26It was like a speech from Remember the Titans and Glengarry Glen Ross.

00:35:30I mean, I'm still in shock over it.

00:35:32And I also am very stressed out about the situation that we're in right now.

00:35:36When I'm stressed, I make a lot of jokes.

00:35:37And my jokes are sarcastic, and the sarcasm gets me into a lot of trouble.

00:35:40You should stick to your dad jokes.

00:35:42Well, I can't make him unless I'm calm.

00:35:44Hmm.

00:35:45That's actually very useful information.

00:35:48So what's up?

00:35:49You got some dirt you want to show me in that notebook here, or something about the cruise.

00:35:53Any insight and tell you can give me?

00:35:55First off, you know I can't do that.

00:35:57And second off, it's kind of hard to review a boat that you are not aboard.

00:36:02So you want to get back on that as badly as I do, huh?

00:36:05I mean, I think I'm a little more chill about it than you in general.

00:36:08But, you know, yeah, be nice.

00:36:09Chill?

00:36:10Hmm.

00:36:10Did you say you're chill?

00:36:12Yeah.

00:36:12Uh, I'd say it's more like cold-blooded.

00:36:14You stood on a bench, and you laid it out.

00:36:17You could get the Newsies to stop dancing and start selling papes for Pulitzer.

00:36:22It's just...

00:36:23Irish sign.

00:36:23Naturally.

00:36:30We should get some rest.

00:36:31Yeah.

00:36:32Otherwise tomorrow's gonna be rough.

00:36:34Don't get too comfortable.

00:36:35We gotta change trains in Messina.

00:36:36Thank you for informing me.

00:36:38Hey, I'll be missing you later.

00:36:40Oh, that is not one of your best puns.

00:36:42Are you sidacusing me of making a bad joke?

00:36:44Oh, stop, please.

00:36:46You're really off your game.

00:36:47I told you I was stressed.

00:36:53Here.

00:36:56Use that.

00:36:58It's been a while, but I've been told that it's comfy.

00:37:02Afraid I'm gonna give it a bad review?

00:37:04No, I'm pretty confident in quality.

00:37:06Huh.

00:37:10Okay.

00:37:16What do you think?

00:37:19Four and a half stars.

00:37:23I'll take it.

00:37:33You gotta be kidding me.

00:37:35What's wrong?

00:37:35My back went from bad to worse after sleeping on that sardine can last night.

00:37:40Okay, well, let's get you back to the ship, okay?

00:37:42I'm sure there's a massage therapist there that can make you feel better.

00:37:44Oh, that sounds like heaven.

00:37:46The only problem is I have to physically make it back onto the ship.

00:37:49It really hurts.

00:37:50It's that bad, huh?

00:37:51Oh, yeah.

00:37:53Well, got us a cab.

00:37:55You know, the pain, it's like lightning.

00:37:58I never know when it's gonna...

00:38:02...strike.

00:38:07It's really raining, dude.

00:38:08Come on.

00:38:09Let's go.

00:38:10Let's go.

00:38:10Okay, I'm gonna do it.

00:38:12Come on.

00:38:12Got it.

00:38:13Got it.

00:38:13Go.

00:38:14Go.

00:38:15Go.

00:38:17Go.

00:38:19Hey.

00:38:19Oh.

00:38:20Thank you, my man.

00:38:21Come on.

00:38:28Okay.

00:38:30Uh, un momento, per favor.

00:38:33Uh...

00:38:33Come on.

00:38:34I don't have any service.

00:38:35You have service?

00:38:35No, I do.

00:38:35Okay, can you look up the address for the port?

00:38:37Hold on.

00:38:38Actually, how many ports can there be?

00:38:39I'm just gonna ask for that port.

00:38:40Uh, port, per favor.

00:38:41No, no, no, no, no, un momento.

00:38:42They're not at the port.

00:38:43The storm, they gotta reroute the ship.

00:38:44Okay, how long are they delayed?

00:38:45They're not going there at all.

00:38:47They're finding another port to avoid the storm.

00:38:50Uh...

00:38:50Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

00:38:53What are we gonna do?

00:38:54Uh, Hotel Colomba, por favore.

00:38:59Come on!

00:39:05Hi.

00:39:07Hello.

00:39:08Hi.

00:39:08How can I help you?

00:39:09Uh, hi, Francesca.

00:39:10My name is Parker Anders, and I'd like to reserve two executive suites for early check-in.

00:39:14Oh, I'm sorry.

00:39:15I don't believe we have availability.

00:39:17I know you're supposed to say that, but I also know that luxury resorts, such as the Hotel

00:39:21Colomba, they hold back certain accommodations for VIP members.

00:39:25Sorry, I am not authorized to disclose that information, but I would be happy to try and

00:39:31book you with one of our competitors.

00:39:32Okay, well, luckily, um, I am authorized, so...

00:39:36I'm Adam Crandall's personal attorney, and he loves this resort, of all the resorts that

00:39:42he owns, even the ones that float on the sea, and he said I simply must stay here.

00:39:47So, if you want, I can call him.

00:39:50Oh, no, that won't be necessary.

00:39:51I'll be right back with your room keys.

00:39:53Matteo, le stanze adesso.

00:39:55You know, you could have led with the fancy business card and the Adam Crandall mention.

00:39:59Yeah, I know.

00:40:00I don't like the name drop.

00:40:01Um, but you could also thank me for a luxury suite, Parker.

00:40:04You could say that.

00:40:06Apologies.

00:40:07Oh.

00:40:08Thank you so much.

00:40:09Oh, my back.

00:40:10Oh.

00:40:11Oh.

00:40:12I'm sorry.

00:40:12It's fine.

00:40:13It's okay.

00:40:13I just need a little rest.

00:40:15You just text me when you're ready to go, because, you know, as soon as that weather clears,

00:40:18we gotta get back on the road.

00:40:19Right, but the question is, where do we go?

00:40:20We don't know the boat's going.

00:40:21Well, we'll stay on top of it.

00:40:23Okay?

00:40:23We cannot miss it a third time.

00:40:25No, I will not let that happen.

00:40:28I don't know what to tell you, George.

00:40:30We're in the middle of a medicane here.

00:40:32I'm sorry.

00:40:32What's a medicane?

00:40:33Oh, it's a Mediterranean hurricane.

00:40:36Look it up.

00:40:37It's real.

00:40:37I don't want to look up anything unless it's your QC report on the company's server.

00:40:41Yeah, I know.

00:40:42I know.

00:40:42And I am doing my absolute best.

00:40:44I'm actually staying at their top-tier hotel in Syracuse, which technically will be a part

00:40:48of the buyout.

00:40:49So I'm doing quality control as we speak.

00:40:51That's really great to know, Kelly.

00:40:53But the client wants a QC report on their cruise liner, not their hotels.

00:40:57I need you back on the boat now.

00:41:00Oh.

00:41:00You got it.

00:41:01Hello?

00:41:02Oh?

00:41:02All right.

00:41:05It's like heaven, Maria.

00:41:06I am doing everything I can to get back.

00:41:09In fact, I threw out my back trying to do so.

00:41:12I had no idea that a freak storm was going to send the ship to the other side of Italy.

00:41:16Well, I know it's not your fault.

00:41:17I'm just getting really stressed over here dealing with all these suits, you know what

00:41:21I'm saying?

00:41:22The storm and the reroute kind of freak them out with the unpredictability of this type

00:41:26of investment.

00:41:27So I'm just hoping it doesn't scare them, you know?

00:41:29That's just a negotiation tactic.

00:41:32That's why we have force majeure built into the deal.

00:41:34Don't sweat that.

00:41:34They're just, they're bluffing.

00:41:37So how is it out there, huh?

00:41:39Are you weathering the storm?

00:41:40Are you guys drenched?

00:41:41Well, it hasn't rained a drop.

00:41:43They rerouted us to some Greek isle.

00:41:45I don't know, Kofu or something like that.

00:41:47So we missed the storm entirely.

00:41:49Sun's shining, and I'm on my second frozen cocktail.

00:41:52Seriously?

00:41:53Well, how are the waves out there, man?

00:41:55Are they, are they huge?

00:41:56It's like glass out here.

00:41:58I can easily barefoot water ski.

00:42:00Hey, that actually reminds me.

00:42:02I know a dude in Lake Como that has the sickest, most righteous setup.

00:42:07We are going after we close this bad boy.

00:42:10If, if we close.

00:42:12I don't like that kind of talk, man.

00:42:14I think I found a bit of a situation out here.

00:42:16I don't like that either.

00:42:18What's going on?

00:42:19Do you know the woman that I'm stuck here with from the cruise?

00:42:22Oh, the cutie with the Mary Poppins bag?

00:42:24Wait, how do you know about the Mary Poppins bag?

00:42:27Oh, your sister told me.

00:42:28Anyway, what's wrong?

00:42:29She sounds like the good kind of prom parker.

00:42:32I found out that she is the secret shopper for Staley and Skull's due diligence and quality

00:42:38control.

00:42:39Oh, wait, excuse me.

00:42:40Excuse me.

00:42:42Valeria, right?

00:42:43Yeah.

00:42:43All right.

00:42:44Can I get some calamari?

00:42:45Yeah, sure.

00:42:45Excellent.

00:42:46Adam.

00:42:47Oh, Valeria.

00:42:47Grilled, please.

00:42:48Adam.

00:42:49Adam, are you there?

00:42:50Sorry, I was ordering some calamari.

00:42:52No carbs, though.

00:42:53I mean, it's bad news, but it's not all bad.

00:42:55Are you kidding me?

00:42:56This is amazing.

00:42:57It's almost like you planned it.

00:42:58How do you figure?

00:42:59Think about it.

00:43:00The only person that could sink this ship here isn't even on the boat.

00:43:04I love it.

00:43:05Well, we're going to be back on the boat, and then I'm going to strategize.

00:43:07The strategy has changed, my friend.

00:43:09Your new goal is to stall her as long as you can.

00:43:13But she just wants to do her job.

00:43:15And so do you, right?

00:43:16Yes.

00:43:17So your job is to keep her off the boat.

00:43:19At least until Dubrovnik, that's when I really need you.

00:43:21We don't have to hide anything.

00:43:23We're not hiding anything.

00:43:24She's probably going to give a positive review anyway, but good or bad doesn't hurt any of

00:43:29us if she's just a little delayed.

00:43:32Okay, so what are you suggesting that I do?

00:43:34You said your back was hurt, right?

00:43:36Just milk that a little bit.

00:43:37You know what?

00:43:37I feel like I've got to get back, and I'm going to help you settle the investors down.

00:43:40You said they were getting restless, right?

00:43:41Emily has been a big help.

00:43:43I'll just lean on her until you get back.

00:43:45You know, I'm not so comfortable with you spending time with my sister.

00:43:48I mean...

00:43:48Hey, hey, hey.

00:43:48I've got to bail.

00:43:49My man, they're about to do pool set karaoke, and my jam is about to come up, okay?

00:43:53Stick to the new plan.

00:43:55Adam?

00:43:57Adam?

00:43:58Adam?

00:44:00Ugh.

00:44:09I'm coming!

00:44:13Oh, hi.

00:44:14Hello.

00:44:14Hi.

00:44:15Sorry to bother you, sir.

00:44:16I just wanted to say how sorry I was for the misunderstanding about the rooms.

00:44:19No, no, no.

00:44:20It's...

00:44:20It was...

00:44:21It's totally fine.

00:44:22And this is from the gift shop.

00:44:23You shouldn't have.

00:44:23I didn't.

00:44:24Miss Kelly Coates asked me to drop it off for her.

00:44:27Oh.

00:44:28Well, thank you.

00:44:30Arrivederci.

00:44:31Yeah, arriveder...

00:44:32Bye.

00:44:39Warning.

00:44:40Thought you might need a wardrobe change for part two of our journey.

00:44:43P.S.

00:44:43The backpack is no Mary Poppins bag, but it will do.

00:44:54Mr. Andrews, you clean up nice.

00:44:57Grazie mille.

00:44:58Now, this is some secret shopping I can get behind.

00:45:01So, thank you.

00:45:03You gotta tell me how much they cost, because I want to pay you back.

00:45:05No, no, no, no, no.

00:45:06Let it be my gift.

00:45:07I mean, you spoiled me with the VIP suite, after all.

00:45:10Technically, that was an expense account, but I will take the credit.

00:45:14Ah!

00:45:15Grazie.

00:45:24You look really nice, by the way.

00:45:26I'm a secret shopper for work and for fun.

00:45:28So, are you ready to start planning, because we have a lot to look at?

00:45:32Yes, let's...

00:45:33The storm shut down all transportation today, but I figure that we could look at options for...

00:45:37Oh.

00:45:38Is it still that bad?

00:45:39Yeah.

00:45:40Oh.

00:45:42It just...

00:45:43It comes in waves.

00:45:44I got plenty of rest.

00:45:46I put the ice on it.

00:45:48I think I need to go see a doctor.

00:45:50And we're in Italy, so you know how that's gonna go.

00:45:51I already got you an appointment.

00:45:52Wow.

00:45:53How did you manage that?

00:45:54Like you said, it's Italy, so healthcare is a little different here.

00:45:57So I couldn't get you a traditional doctor, but I did get you an alternative healer.

00:46:02Alternative?

00:46:03Yeah.

00:46:04I'm not so sure about that.

00:46:05I figured you'd say that, but that's the only person I could get on such short notice.

00:46:09And I don't want to rush this.

00:46:12However, we are both under the gun, and we need to be on the road as soon as the weather

00:46:15clears.

00:46:16Okay?

00:46:16So, why don't we give it a shot?

00:46:18I gotta lay down for a minute.

00:46:20Oh.

00:46:20Right here in the, okay, in the restaurant.

00:46:39So, do you want to look at my back?

00:46:41Yeah, I can go in the-

00:46:43That won't be necessary.

00:46:44You don't need to see what's wrong?

00:46:47No.

00:46:48I can feel it.

00:46:51All the physical pain we experience in life comes from buried feelings.

00:46:59And you have a lot to uncover, don't you, Mr. Parker?

00:47:02Uh, what I do do is love to take about 800 milligrams of ibuprofen.

00:47:05So if you have a prescription pad lying around, or-

00:47:08I could give you some willow bark tea and send you on your way.

00:47:11Okay.

00:47:11But that would be the simple solution.

00:47:13Of course it would.

00:47:14Treating the symptoms may give you temporary relief.

00:47:18It won't cure the deeper problems.

00:47:20You know what?

00:47:21I don't think this is a good fit.

00:47:23You know what?

00:47:24I think we should listen to what Dr. Vulcano has to say.

00:47:27You may think my methods are new age, but in fact, they are age old.

00:47:35The Vinci himself was trained in my line of treatment.

00:47:39It's what made him a master of observation.

00:47:42Okay, I'll bite.

00:47:44What is my pain telling you?

00:47:47The back is the support of our entire body.

00:47:52If we have pain, it comes from feeling unsupported in life.

00:47:58The lower back in particular tells me two things.

00:48:01The first is, you have a deep worry of losing financial support.

00:48:07Did you tell her about the murder?

00:48:08I said nothing, I swear.

00:48:10She didn't need to.

00:48:11The pain told me.

00:48:13Okay, okay.

00:48:14You're one for one.

00:48:16What else is my pain saying to you?

00:48:18The other thing it could suggest deals with love.

00:48:23Are you okay discussing it with your lover in the room?

00:48:28She's not.

00:48:28We're friends.

00:48:30Yeah.

00:48:30Yes.

00:48:32Your friend.

00:48:34The pain tells me that you were in a relationship which hurt you very badly.

00:48:40The only way to truly heal it is to stop running away.

00:48:46You know what?

00:48:46I'd rather just get that willow bark tea to go, and I think we'll be on our way.

00:48:51I only serve it after a shiatsu massage.

00:48:5350 euros cash, no refund.

00:48:55We have a deal?

00:48:58I've got a feeling I don't have a choice.

00:49:06You know, it's too bad.

00:49:07We can't just get on that boat.

00:49:08You know, I checked, and it's going to Istanbul, formerly known as Constantinople.

00:49:13You know what?

00:49:13That's nobody's business with the Turks.

00:49:18It is so gorgeous here.

00:49:21It looks like we're enjoying the calm after the storm.

00:49:24Salute.

00:49:27Only one glass.

00:49:29I booked us on a 9 a.m. flight to Corfu.

00:49:31There's only one departure a day, and we cannot miss it.

00:49:35You sure you don't want to stick around in Syracuse?

00:49:38It's beautiful, and it's not raining.

00:49:40Sure, I'd love to stick around.

00:49:42Both kind of need to get back on that boat, though.

00:49:45I mean, to be honest, I'm just soaking in the moment.

00:49:51Can I be really honest?

00:49:53Sure.

00:49:53I'm not a little vulnerable.

00:49:55Oh.

00:49:56I've had a really great time getting to know you.

00:50:00And I know that when we get back on that boat, we're going back into work, and it's...

00:50:05But here, it's just...

00:50:07You know what I mean?

00:50:08Huh.

00:50:10I don't know if I didn't know any better.

00:50:11I think you were trying to keep me off that ship.

00:50:14Hey, can you blame a guy for trying?

00:50:17I'm not too injured to get back on the boat.

00:50:23So much for that...

00:50:25doctor that you highly recommended in her failed Mr. Miyagi massage.

00:50:30I promise you, she came very highly recommended.

00:50:33I will say this.

00:50:34There was some truth to her words of wisdom.

00:50:36Really? Like what?

00:50:37Not if it's a one-glass-only night.

00:50:39This is a share-the-whole-bottle story, at minimum.

00:50:41Order me some pasta, and I could be convinced.

00:50:44You've got a deal.

00:50:51You're saying?

00:50:51Mm-hmm.

00:50:56Just that Dr. Vulcano...

00:50:59You know, there was some truth to what she said about love.

00:51:04I was married for almost ten years.

00:51:07Amazing woman.

00:51:08She was...

00:51:09She was the love of my life.

00:51:12So I thought, five years ago, we were this close to our 10-year anniversary, and so I planned this

00:51:19really big trip to Italy.

00:51:21Here, in fact.

00:51:22We were going to stay here.

00:51:23Adam had just bought this property, and he was raving about it.

00:51:27So I booked ten nights, and two first-class tickets, and in the taxi, on the way to the airport,

00:51:33she had this breakdown out of nowhere, and said she didn't want to go with me.

00:51:38What happened?

00:51:40It's just...

00:51:40Age-old story.

00:51:42She loved me, but she wasn't in love with me anymore.

00:51:45Was there someone else?

00:51:49I mean, she said no, but she started seeing someone pretty quickly after the separation, so...

00:51:55I have my doubts.

00:52:00Mark, I'm so sorry.

00:52:02It's okay. It happens.

00:52:04And I have to take some of the responsibility.

00:52:06I mean, I was obsessed with work.

00:52:10I was doing it for us.

00:52:12You know, I thought I was building towards our future, but I realize now that I was just chipping away

00:52:15at our foundation.

00:52:16That is a hard realization to make.

00:52:18And now I'm wondering if Dr. Volcano wasn't right about the other thing, too.

00:52:22What, that you're running away?

00:52:23Yeah, I'm not afraid of commitment.

00:52:26Like, I really want a relationship.

00:52:28I just...

00:52:30I'm afraid of more pain.

00:52:34And with that, I'm going to top myself off.

00:52:40You came back here, didn't you?

00:52:43What do you mean?

00:52:44I mean, you had a whole trip planned to celebrate here.

00:52:48It must have taken a lot of guts to walk through those doors yesterday and check in.

00:52:52You're right, I guess.

00:52:54You can't see if the wound has healed until the bandage comes off.

00:53:02You know what?

00:53:03My back is actually healed.

00:53:05Yeah, that's probably the one.

00:53:06Yeah, you're probably right.

00:53:12All right, your turn.

00:53:14What was your biggest heartbreak?

00:53:15As sad as it is, I don't have one.

00:53:17I don't believe that.

00:53:18How is that possible?

00:53:19I mean, I've had relationships.

00:53:21I just end them before it gets too serious.

00:53:23I've seen so much heartbreak.

00:53:24My parents and then a few of my friends.

00:53:27I don't know if I want to risk it.

00:53:30Calculate it or not.

00:53:33I guess we're both afraid of the pain.

00:53:34We have that in common.

00:53:37To us.

00:53:38Lucky us.

00:53:39Yeah.

00:53:40Yeah.

00:53:40You know, my love.

00:53:42Non vieni da un paese latino.

00:53:48Ed io parlo italiano.

00:53:51Italiano.

00:54:24I overslept.

00:54:25I know, so did I.

00:54:26The airport is an hour away.

00:54:28We're never going to make it.

00:54:29Well, we have to try.

00:54:30I'll meet you in the lobby in two minutes.

00:54:32Can you make it one?

00:54:33Make it one.

00:54:34Okay, okay.

00:54:37Parker?

00:54:38Parker!

00:54:39Okay.

00:54:40All right.

00:54:40We got this.

00:54:41I don't think so.

00:54:42Yep.

00:54:42It's not long.

00:54:43We did real good.

00:54:43That was the one minute.

00:54:44Yep, we got this.

00:54:45Got to go.

00:54:48Hey.

00:54:57Oh, God.

00:55:06I don't know.

00:55:07I don't know.

00:55:12Francesca, can you order a taxi to Catania Airport?

00:55:15Right away, sir.

00:55:16Si, pronto?

00:55:17Si, avrai bisogno di un taxi per l'aeroporto di Catania.

00:55:19Do you think we have a chance?

00:55:20Well, the airport's 30 minutes away.

00:55:22It's all going to depend on security.

00:55:23But if we can have a cab...

00:55:25Yeah!

00:55:26I think we have a chance.

00:55:29Wait, wait.

00:55:31Okay.

00:55:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:55:34My passport!

00:55:35What?

00:55:35Seriously?

00:55:36I think I left it in the room.

00:55:36No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:55:37We have to get in this cab right now or we're going to miss this flight.

00:55:40They're not going to let me on the plane without it.

00:55:41Parker, I need to get back.

00:55:46Hey, you got to go, all right?

00:55:47I'll find my own way.

00:55:49I will meet you in the party.

00:55:50What?

00:55:51Go.

00:55:52What?

00:55:52Go.

00:56:05Listen, I put it right in the drawer, right on top of the Gideon's Bible so I wouldn't

00:56:10forget it.

00:56:10And I told myself, put it here so you don't forget it, and...

00:56:13You know, for someone as smart as you are, you certainly are forgetful.

00:56:15It's the struggles of a beautiful mind, sis.

00:56:17Struggles of a beautiful mind.

00:56:19Well, I hope you're having fun, at least.

00:56:21You and Kelly getting close at all?

00:56:22No, no.

00:56:23She's on her way back to the cruise, and I'm stranded here in Syracusa, and Adam is going

00:56:28to be doubly mad at me.

00:56:29Wait, why double?

00:56:30Like, you don't know.

00:56:31I heard you guys are real buddy-buddy.

00:56:32You should be thanking me, actually, because I'm doing this for you and your precious deal.

00:56:36Okay?

00:56:36Really?

00:56:36You're not doing it because you want to hang out with a billionaire bachelor on the high seas?

00:56:40That is not why, and you know it.

00:56:43But, you know, actually, we're kind of having fun getting to know each other.

00:56:46Just be careful.

00:56:47He tends to prioritize business over his relationships.

00:56:50What do you mean?

00:56:50He asked me to purposefully contain Kelly from getting back onto the ship so that she couldn't

00:56:55do her job.

00:56:56Okay, that is not okay.

00:56:57Oh, is this why you forgot your passport in your room?

00:57:00No, no.

00:57:01That was an honest mistake.

00:57:02I swear I would never do that to her.

00:57:05Absolutely not.

00:57:06And this is why Adam's going to be extra mad at you.

00:57:07Yes, because I'm still here, and she is about to be there.

00:57:13You know what?

00:57:13Why didn't you just let me deal with Adam?

00:57:16What are you talking about?

00:57:16What are you going to do?

00:57:17He has to know this isn't right.

00:57:18Don't say anything to Adam.

00:57:20You're not employed by him.

00:57:21If so, fact, he can't fire you.

00:57:22Yeah, exactly.

00:57:24Hey, listen, I got to go because I got a dance class I signed up for with Adam.

00:57:27I'll let you know how it goes.

00:57:29Emily, Emily!

00:57:29Bye.

00:57:30Emily!

00:57:32Ah, golly.

00:57:34I'm going to get fired.

00:57:37I'm getting fired.

00:57:41Careful, you don't want to throw out your back again.

00:57:45Okay, hold on a second.

00:57:46What are you doing here?

00:57:47Did you miss your plane?

00:57:48I did not.

00:57:48I made it with two minutes to spare.

00:57:50You don't have time for the espresso vending machine.

00:57:51Well, I don't understand.

00:57:52Why are you here?

00:57:53I made it to the site, Parker.

00:57:54I chose to not get on it.

00:57:56Okay.

00:57:57I mean, I figured we got into this pickle together.

00:57:59It's only fair that we get out of it together.

00:58:01Yeah, but what about your job?

00:58:02Well, I am trying to follow my own advice.

00:58:05If he's going to fire me for making an honest mistake, I'm not meant to be there.

00:58:08Okay.

00:58:09I mean, that is a very healthy attitude.

00:58:12It's bold, but it's very healthy.

00:58:14Yeah.

00:58:15I realized I have the same tendency as you.

00:58:18I put work before everything else, including what's right in front of me.

00:58:29Let's get back on that boat together.

00:58:34Oh!

00:58:36Cali!

00:58:38You know, if my head wasn't screwed to my neck...

00:58:49Are you sure this is the best solution?

00:58:51Because we missed our flight, I believe it is our only solution.

00:58:54And how do you figure?

00:58:55The trains are still on strike, and there is not a single rental car available in all of

00:58:59this city.

00:58:59We get to the mainland, right?

00:59:01We get a cab, and we hire somebody to drive us the rest of the way.

00:59:05You're so cute.

00:59:07They're too busy because of the strike, and there is a bunch of union rules, a bunch of

00:59:10driving regulates.

00:59:11It's a mess.

00:59:12Because we're in godfather country.

00:59:13Okay.

00:59:14Can't reference a movie you haven't seen.

00:59:15Noted.

00:59:16Got it.

00:59:16All right, back to your plan.

00:59:17Yes.

00:59:18I called Valentina to help.

00:59:19Who's Valentina?

00:59:20She's the woman that helped me translate at the train station.

00:59:22She gave me her card.

00:59:23Parker, you gotta keep up, okay?

00:59:24Right.

00:59:25Her cousin owns a fishing boat.

00:59:28Okay.

00:59:29Didn't we learn our lesson about excursions in Palermo?

00:59:33Okay, stop.

00:59:34I am going to ban sarcasm until further notice.

00:59:37Duly noted.

00:59:39This plan of yours, I am so confused, I have no idea what you're talking about.

00:59:43Come here.

00:59:47We're here, right?

00:59:49And the boat is docked all the way up here, in Bari.

00:59:51And it leaves at 8.30 p.m. sharp, it goes all the way up here.

00:59:55That is right.

00:59:56Now, Valentina's cousin really likes to fish in the Gulf of Taranto.

01:00:01Apparently the Branzino really bite after a big storm.

01:00:04Well, that's a fun fact.

01:00:05Isn't it?

01:00:05Yeah.

01:00:06So, if we can just find him in all this chaos, we can catch a ride to the port of

01:00:09Taranto,

01:00:10and then from there we find her other cousin who was arranged for transportation to Bari.

01:00:14This woman is amazing and apparently related.

01:00:16That's right, and if all goes according to plan, we will be back on the boat by nightfall.

01:00:19Which gives me enough time to prep with Adam for the merger meeting.

01:00:22And if I work through the night, I can still deliver my report to my boss in the morning.

01:00:25And for the record, I am totally on board with that.

01:00:27Good.

01:00:28Okay, so how do we find cousin number one?

01:00:30I don't know, but she said his name is Andrea, he works on the main dock, and his boat is

01:00:35blue.

01:00:36Or red.

01:00:37Can we use sarcasm yet?

01:00:39No time, we gotta find him.

01:00:40Call him.

01:00:40Oh, she said he's old school, he doesn't have a phone.

01:00:42Why doesn't he have a cell phone?

01:00:44I never really needed one.

01:00:46I like to be present with the people in my presence.

01:00:50I'm so glad you found us.

01:00:51Your cousin, Valentina, said that you could help us get to the port of Taranto.

01:00:55Valentina told you this?

01:00:56Yes.

01:01:00Valentina's right.

01:01:02I may be able to help you,

01:01:04but only this strapping young man will help me.

01:01:07He will do whatever you say.

01:01:14Come on, you're mopping like a child, mop like a man.

01:01:18Did he just say?

01:01:19Come on, I want to see your American teeth sparkling in that window.

01:01:24Oh, I missed the spot.

01:01:27Oh, here, I can help with this.

01:01:29No, sorry, I'm very superstitious.

01:01:32It's very bad luck for a woman to touch the fishing tackle.

01:01:35Oh, good luck for you, because it's heavy.

01:01:37We go back.

01:01:39Okay.

01:01:40Oh, careful.

01:01:42Bravo!

01:01:43Okay, do little circles.

01:01:45I see.

01:01:46I said little circles.

01:01:47Are you listening to me?

01:01:48I'm trying to do little circles.

01:01:49Yes, you're not trying hard enough.

01:01:51Thank goodness.

01:01:51Let me do it.

01:01:53Let me go.

01:02:06Here I go.

01:02:07Here we go.

01:02:23One, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three.

01:02:29You're pretty quiet there.

01:02:31Are you focusing on your dance moves,

01:02:32or is there something on your mind?

01:02:33A little of both.

01:02:35Spill it.

01:02:35I don't think that's something you'd

01:02:36want your investors to hear.

01:02:38Okay.

01:02:40Very good.

01:02:42Keep the feet up.

01:02:43Nice.

01:02:44Looking good.

01:02:44I don't like the sound of that.

01:02:45What's going on?

01:02:46I don't know.

01:02:47I mean, maybe something to do with the fact

01:02:48you asked my brother to stop killing

01:02:50from getting back on the boat.

01:02:54One, two, three.

01:02:56Hey, she represents the competition.

01:02:59This is business.

01:03:00It's not personal.

01:03:01No.

01:03:01Things like this happen.

01:03:02She shouldn't be punished for them.

01:03:11I'm not punishing anyone, okay?

01:03:12I just find the situation serendipitous.

01:03:15Yeah.

01:03:16I think the word you're looking for is surreptitious.

01:03:19Okay, that's a little unfair.

01:03:20Wouldn't you rather win this deal fair and square?

01:03:22Let's keep it down, shall we?

01:03:24Why?

01:03:25I don't have anything to hide.

01:03:27Do you?

01:03:31Look, I wanted to help out because I feel bad for my brother

01:03:33and because you seem like a really good guy.

01:03:36Unless you change the way you're handling the situation,

01:03:38you're going to find yourself alone in this.

01:03:39And I don't just mean me.

01:03:41I mean Parker, too.

01:03:43Do not take his goodness for granted.

01:03:46Please.

01:03:47Nice.

01:03:52Yeah, I think I'm feeling a little seasick,

01:03:55so I'm going to go lie down.

01:04:02Hey, how's your back?

01:04:04Never been better.

01:04:05Ah, I guess Dr. Volcano was right after all.

01:04:08She was.

01:04:09I'm really glad I let her take a quack at me.

01:04:12Oh, dad jokes are back.

01:04:14I guess you're feeling calm again?

01:04:16Somehow that is exactly how you make me feel.

01:04:20Now, can you cure my seasickness?

01:04:23I wish I had some dramamine for this drama king out here.

01:04:27Touche!

01:04:28I can't even be mad at you for that one.

01:04:33Hey, Bella Donna.

01:04:35Si.

01:04:35Your turn to drive.

01:04:36Oh, is that not bad luck?

01:04:37Why the opposite, actually?

01:04:39You're going to drive?

01:04:44Okay.

01:04:45So, put your hands on the wheel.

01:04:46Yeah.

01:04:47I'm not feeling so calm now.

01:04:50Hey!

01:05:18Go, go, go, go.

01:05:19Go, go, go.

01:05:20Go, go, go.

01:05:20Hey, what's wrong?

01:05:21Is everything okay?

01:05:23I almost forgot the most important thing.

01:05:25The money.

01:05:26Oh, yes, absolutely.

01:05:28Whatever it costs, we're happy to pay it.

01:05:33Shouldn't we be paying you?

01:05:35Throw them in the water.

01:05:36This is a two-euro coin.

01:05:38Shouldn't we be using, like, maybe a two-cent coin instead?

01:05:41If you're generous to the sea, she will be generous back to you.

01:05:45Toss them over your shoulder.

01:05:49Three, two, one.

01:05:52Bailey, today's going to be a lucky one.

01:05:54Uno, two, three, cuatro.

01:06:01Hey!

01:06:09Woo!

01:06:13Hi.

01:06:14So, what does the cousin look like?

01:06:15I don't know.

01:06:16She didn't say it.

01:06:16She just said that there was going to be transportation waiting on the dock.

01:06:19What's his name?

01:06:19Mario.

01:06:20Wow, that really narrows it down.

01:06:21Sorry, embargo on the sarcasm.

01:06:23What about his phone number?

01:06:24You got that in your phone?

01:06:24Yeah.

01:06:25My phone is almost dead.

01:06:27Oh, nope.

01:06:28Scratch that.

01:06:28It is dead.

01:06:29It's fine.

01:06:29She said he would be here.

01:06:30Okay.

01:06:34Look at this.

01:06:35Look at this.

01:06:36Look at this.

01:06:37Hold on.

01:06:40Miss Kelly, I apologize that I could not escort you myself, but Limoncello will get you there

01:06:45safely.

01:06:46Leave her at the dock in Bari to the woman at the gelato cart.

01:06:51Buon viaggio, Mario.

01:06:54This is not good.

01:06:55This is not good.

01:06:56Why?

01:06:56Do I look dumb?

01:06:57I am terrified of motorcycles.

01:06:59Good thing this is just a glorified scooter.

01:07:00Parker, you don't understand.

01:07:01I am terrified of anything that only has two wheels, okay?

01:07:03My childhood bike still has the training wheels on it.

01:07:05Hey, Kelly, I was born to ride this thing.

01:07:08All you got to do is hold on tight.

01:07:14You might look dumb.

01:07:16I look dumb.

01:07:17Try not to eat any June bugs on the way.

01:07:19Ha!

01:07:24There's a love that I want to show you through.

01:07:28So take my pen and let's find something new.

01:07:46We made it to Monopoly!

01:07:48Should we check out Boardwalk or Park?

01:07:50You're driving or I'm going to send you straight to jail.

01:07:52You got it.

01:08:04We made it!

01:08:05We made it!

01:08:08We have seven minutes to spare!

01:08:11Well, that is pause for celebration.

01:08:14Si, senor!

01:08:16Hello!

01:08:17Hello!

01:08:18So Mario said you would know what to do with limoncello.

01:08:21Yeah, si?

01:08:22And I would love some gelato.

01:08:23Can I have some pistachio, please?

01:08:25And the lady would like...

01:08:26Oh, uh, stracciatella.

01:08:27Stracciatella, of course.

01:08:29We did it.

01:08:31Yeah, but you know what?

01:08:31Now that we're here, I feel a little sad.

01:08:35Why?

01:08:35Well, we had quite the adventure.

01:08:37Well, just because we're getting back on the boat

01:08:39doesn't mean the adventure has to stop.

01:08:41I like the sound of that.

01:08:43Gelato.

01:08:44Oh, grazie mille.

01:08:46All right.

01:08:48Salute.

01:08:49Salute.

01:08:50That sound means you've got to get back on the boat.

01:08:52Get on the boat!

01:08:53Get on the boat!

01:08:54Yay!

01:08:55Hey!

01:08:56Hey!

01:08:57Hey!

01:08:58Hey!

01:09:00Hey!

01:09:04All right, I am going to go.

01:09:06I have to go get cleaned up,

01:09:07but then I'm going to go find Emily and Adam.

01:09:08Yes!

01:09:09Me, too.

01:09:10Um.

01:09:10Well, no, just the cleaning up part.

01:09:12I've got to plug my phone in and get to work, you know?

01:09:14Okay.

01:09:15Um.

01:09:17So, you know what I think I'm going to do?

01:09:18I think at midnight,

01:09:19I'm going to go down to that 24-hour pizza oven.

01:09:21Uh-huh.

01:09:21Mike, if you want to join me.

01:09:23I'm still going to be up, so.

01:09:24Yeah, you might as well swing by for research.

01:09:27Research, right.

01:09:28And then let's, I'm, you know.

01:09:29Get out of here.

01:09:30I'll see you there.

01:09:31I'll see you there.

01:09:31All right.

01:09:33Bye.

01:09:33I'll see you there.

01:09:34Bye.

01:09:35Bye.

01:09:36See you later.

01:09:37Bye.

01:09:41Oh, Kelly.

01:09:43Hi.

01:09:44I'm so glad you guys are back.

01:09:46Yeah.

01:09:46In fact, I heard you were quite the hero.

01:09:48Oh.

01:09:49Save the day.

01:09:49No, no, no.

01:09:50It was, um, just a team effort.

01:09:52Yeah.

01:09:52Well, I appreciate it.

01:09:54And, um, I owe you an apology.

01:09:58You do?

01:09:59Yeah.

01:09:59I realize I shouldn't have asked Parker to purposely stall you from getting back on the boat.

01:10:05It was wrong.

01:10:06It was, uh, selfish and opportunistic and, frankly, unnecessary.

01:10:10I shouldn't have put you or him in that position, and I, I'm sorry.

01:10:18Well, I am so glad you told me.

01:10:21Oh, me too.

01:10:22Big load off my chest.

01:10:24Yeah.

01:10:24You know, it was Emily.

01:10:25Emily actually is the one that stood up to me and said,

01:10:27Adam, you know what?

01:10:28I gotta go.

01:10:29Okay, but I'm, I'm, I'm sorry.

01:10:31Uh, good luck on your meeting tomorrow.

01:10:32Okay.

01:10:33See you soon.

01:10:34Yeah.

01:10:51Oh, boy.

01:10:55George, hi.

01:10:56Um, I'm so sorry I've been out of pocket.

01:10:58I can explain everything, and I promise you I will have everything uploaded to the platform

01:11:01by 6 a.m.

01:11:02Save it, Kelly.

01:11:03There's nothing more to explain.

01:11:05They threatened to cancel our contract, so I brought in somebody else.

01:11:08You're kidding me, right?

01:11:10I wish I was.

01:11:11They boarded the ship in Corfu, and their work has been really solid.

01:11:15I'm gonna have to let you go.

01:11:16I'm sorry this came from the top.

01:11:18George, I'm sorry, I'm confused.

01:11:22Do you mean let me go from this assignment or from my job?

01:11:25I'm sorry, Kelly, but it's both.

01:11:28Gotta go.

01:11:39When can you talk?

01:11:41Taking a break from work already?

01:11:43Slacker.

01:11:45I just got fired, Parker.

01:11:47They brought on someone else.

01:11:48I am so sorry.

01:11:50Meet me at the Lido Lounge.

01:11:58Hey, Kelly.

01:12:00I'm sorry.

01:12:04What happened?

01:12:05Don't do it.

01:12:06You know exactly what happened.

01:12:09Seriously, I'm in the dark.

01:12:11You know what you're doing right now, Parker?

01:12:13It's not sarcasm.

01:12:14It's just straight-up dishonesty.

01:12:16Okay, I know you're upset because you lost your job.

01:12:19Yeah, I'm upset because you knew I was on a deadline, and you deliberately stalled me.

01:12:24Okay, um...

01:12:25Adam told me.

01:12:26Of course he did.

01:12:27You're back.

01:12:29Was that an act, or was that real?

01:12:31No, that was real.

01:12:33Honest.

01:12:33Promise.

01:12:34And the passport, the forgotten passport, that was very convenient.

01:12:36Honest mistake.

01:12:37Why would I put you in a cab to get you back on the boat if I was trying to

01:12:41deliberately delay you?

01:12:42I don't know.

01:12:47I don't know what to think, Parker.

01:12:48I just know that I keep...

01:12:50I keep replaying that dinner that we had together in Syracuse.

01:12:55You asking me to stay because you were having such a good time getting to know me, and I...

01:13:00I just...

01:13:01I feel so stupid.

01:13:02Every word of that was true.

01:13:05Yes, Adam asked me to delay you.

01:13:07I didn't listen to him.

01:13:08You could ask my sister.

01:13:09I told her about it immediately.

01:13:13Maybe you should have told me.

01:13:16You're right.

01:13:23Good luck on your meeting tomorrow.

01:13:26I hope it was worth it.

01:13:27C-C-Kellie.

01:13:41Permission to come aboard?

01:13:43What's the password?

01:13:45I don't know.

01:13:45I think it's something like, uh...

01:13:47I was wrong for being so short-sighted about the Kelly situation, and I'm glad you have the guts to

01:13:52tell me and put me in my place.

01:13:54Did you make it right?

01:13:55Well, I told her the truth and apologized.

01:13:58I haven't seen Parker yet, but when I do, I plan on doing the same.

01:14:02Password accepted.

01:14:04Oh, sweet.

01:14:07You should have a chance to see Parker soon, because I told him to meet me here.

01:14:09Oh, I can't wait to hear the adventures.

01:14:12Yeah.

01:14:13You know, I am so impressed with how you're able to be so honest with me.

01:14:19I'm realizing there aren't a lot of people in my life that are willing to do that.

01:14:22Maybe you should rethink his in your life.

01:14:24There it is again.

01:14:25You are just brutally honest, and I love it.

01:14:36Hey.

01:14:37What did you say to her?

01:14:39I was just telling Emily that I apologized for my little plan to have you delay her from getting on

01:14:44the phone.

01:14:45All right, and did you fail to mention to her that I didn't follow through with it?

01:14:49I didn't know what was happening.

01:14:50Both of your phones died, so I was kind of left in the dark.

01:14:53Whatever you said to her got her very upset with me.

01:14:56More importantly, she got fired for this.

01:14:59No.

01:15:00Yeah, I am sorry.

01:15:02I truly am.

01:15:03I let opportunity get in the way of honor, and I regret even mentioning it.

01:15:11Forgive me.

01:15:17Of course.

01:15:18All right.

01:15:22So, what do we do now?

01:15:23I don't know, Parker.

01:15:25You're the head of operations and strategy.

01:15:27You tell me.

01:15:37Some days, it's all a caving.

01:15:46Feels like it's far from saving.

01:15:49Oh, I stand when I'm fingers crossed and free.

01:16:00When it takes all I've got to see.

01:16:07I remember.

01:16:09Whenever it falls down.

01:16:11And every light graze at the quietest...

01:16:13Ah, thank you, sir.

01:16:15Looks amazing.

01:16:25You had a chair slice?

01:16:27Hey.

01:16:29I didn't think I was going to see you again.

01:16:32Bob, you promised pizza.

01:16:34I did.

01:16:36Yeah, it's not a margarita pizza.

01:16:38More of a dirty martini girl anyway.

01:16:40Was that a pun-based peace offering?

01:16:42It was.

01:16:43Except you should have said pizza offering.

01:16:46Oh, talk about Miss on the boat.

01:16:50You know that I was telling the truth, right?

01:16:54It would never have purposely kept you from getting back.

01:16:57Yeah, I know.

01:17:00I thought back to that moment in the cab.

01:17:03I realized I saw the truth in your eyes.

01:17:06Plus, you're such a baby about your back.

01:17:07There's no way you were faking that.

01:17:08Right?

01:17:09Mm-hmm.

01:17:09I know.

01:17:10It just further proves my case.

01:17:14I'm sorry you lost your job.

01:17:16It's okay.

01:17:17No, really.

01:17:18It's fine.

01:17:18I'm the one who chose to not get on that plane.

01:17:23And I don't regret it.

01:17:27You know, if they're going to fire you for making an honest mistake,

01:17:30you weren't meant to be there.

01:17:32Those are wise words.

01:17:34Who said that?

01:17:35Pretty sure it was me.

01:17:38Plus, you know, I think it's going to motivate me to go out on my own.

01:17:42I think I'd make a pretty decent independent consultant.

01:17:45I'm pretty sure you would.

01:17:46Actually, I have some notes on your presentation

01:17:48if you want me to help you close the deal.

01:17:50You say no more.

01:17:51Sharon, where do you want to start?

01:17:54Spreadsheets or projections?

01:17:57Pizza.

01:17:58Pizza.

01:18:00Pizza.

01:18:01Pizza.

01:18:02Pizza.

01:18:03Pizza.

01:18:05Pizza.

01:18:14I can't believe that you rented a medieval museum for this meeting.

01:18:19Well, I know how to set a vibe, so let's just deliver now, huh?

01:18:22Well, you ready, secret weapon?

01:18:25On your order, my liege.

01:18:27Limit cello on three.

01:18:28One, two, three.

01:18:30Limit cello!

01:18:32They don't.

01:18:32It's an off-the-boat thing.

01:18:34You wouldn't understand.

01:18:34Okay.

01:18:35All right, ladies and gentlemen,

01:18:37how about we get this party started,

01:18:38grab some pastries?

01:18:40Frank the Tank, I want you to try those croissants.

01:18:42They're magnificent.

01:18:44There's one last thing that I want to talk to you about, though.

01:18:47In this day and age,

01:18:49how difficult it is to discover that work-life balance.

01:18:53We are in a culture that is obsessed with success.

01:18:58We forget to take time with the people that we love.

01:19:02Now, if you add Crandall Cruises to your portfolio,

01:19:06what you will be offering millions of people all around the world

01:19:09is the chance to rediscover that balance.

01:19:14Now, there's only one person who can say it more beautifully than I,

01:19:17and that's this person right here.

01:19:19Kelly, please.

01:19:19The floor is yours.

01:19:22Hi, everybody.

01:19:22I'm Kelly Coates.

01:19:23I was the woman who was hired to do due diligence for your team

01:19:27and then was subsequently fired for missing the boat.

01:19:30I get that,

01:19:31but I want to tell you that in the time

01:19:34I tried to find everything that was wrong about this company,

01:19:39I actually found everything that was right about it.

01:19:42I spent the better part of the week

01:19:43with the top management at Crandall Cruises,

01:19:45and I can tell you that this team is full of integrity

01:19:51and full of honor.

01:19:52Now, they're not perfect, all right?

01:19:54They make mistakes,

01:19:56but when they do,

01:19:58they acknowledge those mistakes

01:19:59and they do their best to make it right for the customer.

01:20:02So if I was looking to acquire a company

01:20:04with that type of culture,

01:20:05that type of tradition,

01:20:07I would gladly step aboard.

01:20:09Thank you for your time.

01:20:10That was awesome.

01:20:10Thank you, Kelly.

01:20:11Uh, guys, this is your time for questions.

01:20:14If there are no questions,

01:20:15it is time to bring out the old Quillen Inc.

01:20:19You could sign.

01:20:21I object.

01:20:22I object.

01:20:23Um, you can't object.

01:20:26This isn't a courtroom.

01:20:27Well, then I rescind my offer to sell.

01:20:29Are you serious?

01:20:31Yeah, just trust me.

01:20:35I hope you have all enjoyed your week

01:20:37here on the Mediterranean,

01:20:38courtesy of this fabulous cruise line.

01:20:41But after careful consideration,

01:20:44I've changed my mind

01:20:46about the direction of sailing here.

01:20:48You know, being on the water this past week

01:20:51has reminded me

01:20:51why I got into this business in the first place,

01:20:54and that's to bring people together.

01:20:56Greg and Judy know what I'm talking about.

01:20:58Anyway, so my partner and I,

01:21:01we are open to investment,

01:21:03to expand our empire on the open sea,

01:21:06but we will be retaining

01:21:08our controlling ownership in Crandall Cruises.

01:21:11No further questions, Your Honor.

01:21:13Again, this isn't a courtroom.

01:21:15Are you serious?

01:21:16Yeah.

01:21:22So you left a lot of money on the table back there.

01:21:24You having any seller's remorse?

01:21:27Honestly, no.

01:21:28I meant everything I said in there.

01:21:30Plus, I'm far too young to retire anyway.

01:21:33I'm just glad you realized

01:21:33how good a team you have.

01:21:35Parker is the best there is, of course,

01:21:37and I think hiring Kelly

01:21:39is going to really increase

01:21:40your consumer experience.

01:21:42Yeah, now all I need to do

01:21:44is just hire a new partner

01:21:45for business relations.

01:21:46I mean, I know someone looking for a job.

01:21:50You have yourself a deal.

01:21:56Oops, uh, forgot to let go.

01:22:01Oopsies.

01:22:02We'll send him a moment to HR

01:22:04when we get back.

01:22:06Better.

01:22:11I am officially blown away.

01:22:13I mean, I've never seen Adam

01:22:14beg anybody that hard to work for him.

01:22:16I mean, he really impressed him.

01:22:18Well, your glowing recommendation

01:22:19didn't hurt either.

01:22:20So is it a little awkward

01:22:22that I'm sort of your boss now?

01:22:24Technically, I'm just a consultant,

01:22:25so you're not my boss at all.

01:22:27It's true.

01:22:28It's true.

01:22:29Is it awkward that you have a crush

01:22:31on your consultant?

01:22:33Technically, it's way more than a crush,

01:22:34so you really can't call it that at all.

01:22:36What would you call it?

01:22:41A calculated rose.

01:23:05No.

01:23:06No.

01:23:07No.

01:23:08No.

01:23:09No.

01:23:14No.

01:23:20No.

01:23:21No.

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