00:01who does she think she is that girl has tangled with the wrong man no one says no to gaston
00:08done
00:09right dismissed rejected publicly humiliated why it's more than i can bet more beer what for
00:17nothing helps i'm disgraced who you never gaston you've got to pull yourself together
00:26gosh it disturbs me to see you gaston looking so down in the dumps every guy here'd love to be
00:35you
00:35even when taking your lumps there's no man in town as admired as you you're everyone's favorite guy
00:46everyone's odd and inspired by you and it's not very hard to see why
01:00no one's slick as gaston no one's quick as gaston no one's next as incredibly thick as gaston
01:08for there's no man in town half as manly perfect the pure paragon you can ask any tom dick or
01:16stanley
01:17and they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
01:25no one's big like gaston no one's got us well clapped in his gym i'm gaston as a specimen yes
01:34i'm
01:34intimidating i want a guy that gaston give five horrors if we'll get hits gaston is the best and the
01:45rest is all the rips
01:51that's not as you see i've got biceps to spare not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny that's right
02:08and every last inch of me's covered with hair
02:11No one hits like Gaston
02:13That just hits like Gaston
02:14In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston
02:18I'm especially good at expectorating
02:21Ten points for Gaston
02:24When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs
02:28Every morning to help me get large
02:31And now that I'm grown, I ate five dozen eggs
02:34So I'm roughly the size of a barge
02:40No one
02:44Ghosts like Gaston
02:45Makes those boots like Gaston
02:47Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
02:51I use antlers in all of my decorating
02:54Why would I die, Gaston
03:07Help, children, help me
03:09Maurice?
03:10Please, please, I need your help
03:12He's got her, he's got her locked in the dungeon
03:14Who?
03:15Belle, we must go, not a minute to lose
03:19Whoa, slow down, Maurice
03:21Who's got Belle locked in a dungeon?
03:23A beast
03:24A horrible, monstrous
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