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Join Ozzy Octave and his friends as they sing and dance to their favourite nursery rhymes. Some of the happening songs include 'Polly Put the Kettle On', 'Michael Finnigan', 'Jack and Jill', 'Pop Goes the Weasel' and 'Oranges and Lemons'.

Presenters: Dave Benson Phillips, Sarah Davison & Iain Lauchlan
The Grand Old Duke of York: Nick Mercer
Children: Georgie Couch, Dayle Hodge, Hanna Pearce, Vanessa Solis, Zizi Vaign-Court Strallen & Rachel Ward

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00:00.
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01:00.
01:00With Aussie Octave, Postman Pat, Super Ted, and Bum.
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01:06.
01:09You'll want every day to be Fun & Games Day.
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01:18.
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01:18.
01:18in the Fun Song Factory!
01:48And the day begins
01:50Inside the Fun Song Factory
01:52With lots of songs to sing
01:55Fun Song
01:57Fun Song
01:58Fun Song Factory
02:00There's nowhere else
02:02quite like it
02:03It's the Fun Song Factory
02:06It's time to visit the Fun Song Factory!
02:10There's songs to sing along with
02:13songs and things to do
02:15Just ask the Fun Song Factory
02:18to play each one for you!
02:21Fun Song, Fun Song
02:23Fun Song Factory
02:25There's nowhere else
02:28quite like it
02:29It's the Fun Song Factory!
02:31Fun Song, Fun Song
02:34Fun Song Factory
02:36There's nowhere else
02:38quite like it
02:39It's the Fun Song Factory!
02:45Yeah!
02:52Hello everyone! Look who's working in the Fun Song Factory today! It's Georgie and ZZ!
03:01Hello!
03:04Oh look! What's this? A kettle! It looks as if the factory has started already!
03:13Come on! You know this one!
03:17Pawnee put the kettle on! Pawnee put the kettle on! Pawnee put the kettle on! We'll all have tea!
03:26Sookie take it off again! Sookie take it off again! Sookie take it off again! They've all gone away!
03:35It's Dale and Vanessa! Hello! Look what the factory has given us!
03:43Pawnee do the washing up! Pawnee do the washing up! Pawnee do the washing up! We need to clean the
03:51cups!
03:51It's Rachel and Hannah! Hello!
03:56Oh look! Tea towels! The factory is working well now!
04:03Sookie do the drying up! Sookie do the drying up! Sookie do the drying up! We'll all have tea!
04:12And now you've got the mops! Are you all joining in?
04:20Pawnee wash the kitchen floor! Pawnee wash the kitchen floor!
04:24Pawnee wash the kitchen floor! We'll all have tea!
04:29Oh, you've missed a bit!
04:32Sookie wash the kitchen floor! Sookie wash the kitchen floor!
04:37Sookie wash the kitchen floor! Sookie wash the kitchen floor!
04:39We'll all have tea!
04:41Oh, it must be time for tea now! Come on! Everyone join in!
04:49Pawnee put the kettle on! Pawnee put the kettle on!
04:53Pawnee put the kettle on! We'll all have tea!
04:57Sookie take it up again! Sookie take it up again!
05:02Sookie take it up again! They've all gone away!
05:10Hooray!
05:16Oh, well done everyone! We'll have that tea now!
05:22Did someone mention tea?
05:24It's Ian!
05:25Hello everybody!
05:29Hello Ian!
05:31Did you mention tea, Ozzy?
05:33Yes Ian! We were just about to have a cup!
05:37But I don't think the factory's going to let us!
05:40Listen Ian! It's your song!
05:42My song?
05:43Yes! This Old Man!
05:47You knew this one, don't you? This Old Man!
05:49Come on, join in with me! Are you ready?
05:53This Old Man!
05:55This Old Man! He played one! He played knick-knack on my drum!
05:59With a knick-knack patty-whack give the dog a bone!
06:13With a knick-knack patty-whack give the dog a bone!
06:19Right! Number 2 this time! On my shoe!
06:24This Old Man! He played three! He played knick-knack on my knee!
06:29With a knick-knack patty-whack give the dog a bone!
06:32This Old Man! He came rolling home!
06:34Number 4!
06:39This Old Man! He played four! He played knick-knack on my door!
06:45With a knick-knack patty-whack give the dog a bone!
06:47This Old Man! He came rolling home!
06:50Right! Number 5! What can that be? Oh yes! On my hive!
06:55This Old Man! He played five! He played knick-knack on my hive!
07:00With a knick-knack patty-whack give the dog a bone!
07:05Right! Ready for six! Six is on my sticks!
07:11This Old Man! He played six! He played knick-knack on my sticks!
07:15With a knick-knack patty-whack give the dog a bone!
07:18This Old Man! He came rolling home!
07:20What about me? Coming Dale!
07:24This Old Man! He played seven! He played knick-knack up to heaven!
07:30With a knick-knack patty-whack give the dog a bone!
07:32This Old Man! He came rolling home!
07:35Number 8! This Old Man! He played eight! He played knick-knack on my gate!
07:45With a knick-knack patty-whack give the dog a bone!
07:55This Old Man! He played knick-knack patty-whack give the dog a bone!
08:05Number 9! On my line!
08:09This Old Man! This Old Man! He played ten! He played knick-knack on my hand!
08:16With a knick-knack patty-whack give the dog a bone!
08:18This Old Man! He came rolling home!
08:21Woo! We made it to Number 10!
08:24Give yourself a clap! Woo!
08:31Oh, I think... I think we need that cup of tea, no?
08:34Did somebody mention tea?
08:37It's Sarah!
08:38Hello!
08:39Hello, Sarah!
08:41Hello, Ian!
08:42Hello, Ozzy!
08:43Hello, Ozzy!
08:44Hi, everyone!
08:45Did you say tea?
08:45Did you?
08:46Yes, I thought you did. I've got a delicious pie here. It'd be perfect with a cup of tea.
08:51Oh, you've started the factory off again, Sarah!
08:55Hang on. It's Sing a Song of Sixpence. I bet you know this one. Sing it with us. Here we
09:00go!
09:01Oh, yeah!
09:03Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of rye
09:07Four and twenty blackbirds paked in a pie
09:11When the pie was open the birds began to sing
09:15Wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the king?
09:20I'm the king counting his money!
09:23The king was in his counting house, counting out his money
09:27The queen was in the parlor, eating bread and honey
09:32The mate was in the garden, hanging out her clothes
09:37When down came a blackbird and pegged up her nose
09:41Ah! My nose! It's gone!
09:44But then there came a jelly when I popped it on again
09:48Phew!
09:50Aw!
09:50Thank you, ZZ!
09:52What would I do without my nose?
09:53You wouldn't be able to smell, would you, Ian?
09:55No, I don't smell, do I?
09:57Oh, yes, you do
09:59Oh, no, I don't
10:02Oh, yes, you do
10:05Oh, no!
10:07Wait a minute, who is that?
10:09It is me!
10:12It's James!
10:14Hello, James!
10:16Alright, hello, everyone!
10:20Oh, hello, I want to sing about Michael Finnegan
10:23There was an old man called Michael Finnegan
10:26He grew whiskers on his chin again
10:29The wing came up and blew them in again
10:31Poor old Michael Finnegan began again
10:34There was an old man called Michael Finnegan
10:36He grew whiskers on his chin again
10:39The wing came up and blew them in again
10:41Poor old Michael Finnegan, begin again
10:44Then there was an old man called Michael Finnegan
10:48He grew whiskers on his chin again
10:50The wind came up and blew the minnegan
10:53Poor old Michael Finnegan for it
10:55There was an old man called Michael Finnegan
10:58He grew whiskers on his chin again
11:00The wind came out and blew the minnegan
11:03Poor old Michael Finnegan for it
11:05Enough, everybody?
11:07Enough!
11:07Give yourselves a round of applause
11:08Well done
11:14have you noticed all of our songs so far have been nursery rhymes well maybe
11:21that's what the factory wants us to do today nursery rhymes oh now I know a
11:26rhyme what are you doing behind there oh it's for me rhyme what is well if you
11:35come closer Sarah I could show you I'm not sure about this a bit closer a bit
11:44closer a bit closer right you ready yes oh good so am I here we go
11:49Georgie Porgie pudding and pie kiss the girls and made them cry when the boys
12:00came out to play Georgie Porgie run away look well it's not stupid is it oh
12:12who's that hello hello who are you I'm uh well the thing is um I don't know you
12:24don't know no no wait a minute you don't know who you are no that's strange
12:30well the thing is um I've forgotten you see I I think I come from a nursery rhyme
12:36but I don't know which one you mean you don't know which nursery rhyme you come
12:41from so that's why we're singing nursery rhymes the factory wants us to find out
12:48which rhyme you're in oh and look look look just take a look at him look at the
12:54strange things he's got two odd boots on yeah he's got an umbrella and two hats
12:58he's got a he's got a telescope and an apron and a splendid mister
13:06he's got these must be clues yeah and he's got a tray as well hang on I know you're the
13:13primen from from simple Simon aren't you I don't know I think you are oh let's sing it and see
13:21if
13:21you're right I do that simple Simon met a primen going to the fair said simple Simon to the primen
13:31let me taste your wear said the primen simple Simon show me first your penny said simple Simon to the
13:39primen sir I have no penny
13:52oh
13:53Said Simple Simon to the pimen, let me taste your ware.
13:58Said the pimen, Simple Simon, show me best job, Benny.
14:03Said Simple Simon to the pimen, sir, I have not any.
14:09Oh, no points for you then, pal.
14:11Are you the pimen?
14:13No, I don't think so.
14:14You're definitely not the pimen.
14:16This will look for another clue.
14:18Erm, I don't know.
14:20Oh, and he's a man, so it must be a nursery rhyme about a man or a boy.
14:25A man or a boy.
14:27Well, that's not much to go on, is it?
14:29I don't know, Dave.
14:30I mean, we know lots of rhymes about men and boys, don't we?
14:33Oh, the factory's thought of one already.
14:36Try this one.
14:37It's Little Jack Horner.
14:40Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
14:43Eating his Christmas pie
14:47He put in his thumb
14:49And pulled out a plum
14:51And said,
14:52What a good boy!
14:54And I...
14:56Do you know that one, Little Jack Horner?
14:58Will you sing it along with us this time?
15:00You be Little Jack Horner.
15:01I'll be Little Jack Horner.
15:02I'll give it a go.
15:03Sit in the corner.
15:04Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
15:08Eating his Christmas pie
15:12He put in his thumb
15:14And pulled out a plum
15:16And said,
15:17What a good boy, and I...
15:20There we are.
15:21You're Little Jack Horner, aren't you?
15:23No, no.
15:23I don't think I sit in a corner, you see.
15:26Oh.
15:26I know who you could be.
15:28Oh, I know.
15:29Jack Sprat.
15:30Jack Sprat?
15:31But I always eat the best of food.
15:33Yeah, but then again, so did Jack Sprat.
15:35He liked the best of food, too.
15:37Let me tell you all about it.
15:38Jack Sprat could eat no fat
15:41He's why I could eat no lean
15:42So between them both you see
15:45They licked the platter clean
15:48Go on, you have a go.
15:49You have a go.
15:49See, just like you.
15:50Yeah, see, just like me.
15:51All right.
15:53Jack Sprat could eat no fat
15:55He's why I could eat no lean
15:57And so between them both you see
16:00They licked the platter clean
16:03Delicious
16:03No, no, no.
16:05No, no, no.
16:08Look, I know you're trying, but...
16:10No, no, no.
16:11I do eat very well, but I also do lots of exercise.
16:18Oh, the factory's really trying.
16:22How about this?
16:27What's that?
16:27It's a candlestick.
16:29Oh, I know what this is for.
16:31It's for Jack Be Nimble.
16:32Excuse me.
16:36Jack!
16:37Jack Be Nimble, Jack Be Quick
16:39Jack can't burn the candlestick
16:41Okay, candlestick, here I come.
16:44I'm gonna jump, ready?
16:45Oh!
16:47Try again, Danny.
16:49All right, then.
16:50Here we go, then.
16:51Jack Be Nimble, Jack Be Quick
16:53Jack jump over the candlestick
16:55Okay, okay, candlestick, here I come.
16:57I'm gonna jump!
16:59Yeah!
17:02Well, all of those nursery rhymes were about men and boys,
17:06but none of them were me.
17:08Oh, really?
17:09Yeah.
17:09Well, I do know another rhyme about a boy.
17:12Yes, he did a very strange thing.
17:14I'll tell you about it.
17:16Right.
17:18Now, he was called Peter.
17:21And this is what he did, let me tell you.
17:24Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper.
17:28A peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked.
17:33If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,
17:36where's the peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?
17:41Could you say that, do you think?
17:44Yeah!
17:45It's just a lot of pzzz.
17:48All right, let's try it.
17:49Let's try it very slow.
17:50Ready?
17:50Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper.
17:57A peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked.
18:03If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,
18:09where's the peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?
18:15I think we should do it one more time, this time a little bit faster.
18:18Ready, everybody?
18:19Yay!
18:20Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper.
18:23A peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked.
18:26If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper, where's the peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?
18:31Oh!
18:31That was very sticky!
18:33Well done.
18:35That's called a tongue twister, isn't it?
18:37A tongue twister, yes.
18:38I've got one as well, which has got lots of S's in it.
18:41I wonder if you can say it, S's.
18:42Here we go.
18:43She sells seashells on the seashore.
18:47You can say that, can't you?
18:49Try it a little bit faster.
18:50Here we go.
18:51She sells seashells on the seashore.
18:54And faster.
18:55She sells seashells on the seashore.
18:57And even faster.
18:58She sells seashells on the seashore.
19:00Brilliant.
19:01Give yourselves a big hand.
19:02And that was wonderful.
19:05So, are you Peter Piper?
19:12Sorry.
19:13No, no, no.
19:14Piper makes me sneeze.
19:16I know.
19:18Maybe the rhyme isn't about you.
19:21Maybe you just appear in it.
19:24I know.
19:24That's a good idea.
19:27Oh, I know this one.
19:29Do you?
19:30It's Mary had a little lamb.
19:32But is there a man in this, Dave?
19:35Yes, there is.
19:36And there's also a Mary.
19:37Can we have Mary, please?
19:39Oh, here she is.
19:40And also, we need a little lamb.
19:43Where's the little lamb?
19:51I want you to be Mary.
19:55Get ready.
20:25Mary had a little lamb.
20:26Get out, but still, it lingered near.
20:29And it waited patiently till Mary did appear.
20:34Why does the lamb love Mary?
20:36Sorry.
20:37He can jump and cry.
20:40Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know.
20:44The teacher did reply.
20:47Oh, I think that was absolutely marvellous.
20:49Give him a round of applause.
20:52Yes, yes, yes, yes.
20:54That was great.
20:56That was wonderful.
20:56But I'm not a teacher.
20:58Oh, dear.
20:59We seem to be running out of ideas, I think.
21:10Oh, this time it's a rhyme about a boy and a girl.
21:14Yes, it is.
21:15Can you guess what?
21:16Do you know this one?
21:18Sing along as Jack and Jill.
21:20Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
21:25Jack fell down and broke his throat and still came grumbling after.
21:30Oh, no.
21:32Oh, man.
21:33You're all right.
21:34Oh, I think so.
21:35Then up Jack got and honed and trot as fast as he could caper.
21:40He went to bed and then he did with vinegar and brown paper.
21:44Oh, no, no, no.
21:46I'm not Jack.
21:47I don't want to fall and hurt me head and then mend it with vinegar and brown paper.
21:52No?
21:53No.
21:53Oh, well.
21:54Don't worry.
21:54I'll tell you what we'll do.
21:55We'll have a walk round the factory and see if you can see anything that reminds you of perhaps who
22:00you are.
22:01That's a good idea.
22:02There's lots of other places to look.
22:03Shall we walk this way?
22:04I wonder what nursery rhyme he can be from.
22:08Well, it's nothing that we've thought of so far.
22:10No.
22:11No, he's not Jack Spratt or Jack and Jill.
22:15The teacher, the pieman.
22:17Little Jack Corner.
22:18Jack Benimble.
22:19Or Peter Piper.
22:21Maybe he will get an idea somewhere else in the factory.
22:26Hang on.
22:26Who is it who's always on the cover of nursery rhyme books?
22:29What do you mean, Sarah?
22:31Well, you know, there's always the same character on the front of the books.
22:34I think it's a little old lady.
22:36I'll tell you what, Ozzy.
22:37Have you got a nursery rhyme book in the factory?
22:39Oh, I'm sure we have.
22:42Well, let's go and find it.
22:43Come on.
22:48Hey.
22:48We think we know what rhyme you're from.
22:52Oh, really?
22:53Yes, we were just talking about it, weren't we, Chikos?
22:56Oh, yes.
22:58Yes.
22:58We think you're either the butcher,
23:01the baker,
23:03or the candlestick maker.
23:06Really?
23:07Rub-a-dub-dub-dub-dub-dub.
23:09Here we go.
23:10We'll be joining this one of your notes.
23:13Rub-a-dub-dub.
23:13Rub-a-dub-dub-dub.
23:16Rub-a-dub-dub.
23:17Three men in the top.
23:19And who do you think they'll be?
23:22The butcher.
23:24Rub-a-dub-dub.
23:25The baker.
23:27Rub-a-dub-dub.
23:29The candlestick.
23:30Rub-a-dub-dub.
23:32Maker.
23:33Rub-a-dub-dub.
23:35Turnabout, ladies all three.
23:38Turn them out of the tub.
23:40Yes.
23:40It's for work they all get very wet.
23:41Oh, yes.
23:42Yes.
23:42Oh, well, I'm not sure about that.
23:44I don't think I want that.
23:45Oh, well, we'll try it again.
23:46No.
23:46You might change your mind.
23:47Okay.
23:48Ready?
23:49Rub-a-dub-dub.
23:51Three men in the top.
23:52And who do you think they'll be?
23:56The butcher.
23:57Rub-a-dub-dub.
23:59The baker.
24:01Rub-a-dub-dub.
24:02The candlestick.
24:04Rub-a-dub-dub.
24:06Maker.
24:07Rub-a-dub-dub.
24:09Turn them out, knaves, all three.
24:11See, there you go again.
24:12Turn them out of the tub.
24:13Into the water.
24:14Yes, but they'll get wet.
24:15I don't want to get wet.
24:17No.
24:19I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm either a butcher, a baker, or a candlestick maker.
24:25Really?
24:26Oh, dear.
24:26Well, that means we're no further forward finding out what rhyme you're from.
24:30Oh, well, never mind.
24:31Thanks very much for trying, Paint Potts.
24:33Yes, thank you.
24:33We'll see you again soon.
24:34All right.
24:35Bye.
24:35Bye.
24:37Bye.
24:38Hope you find out who you are.
24:42This is it.
24:44This is it.
24:45Look on the front of this nursery rhyme book.
24:49It's Mother Goose.
24:52Yeah, but how does that help us, Aussie?
24:54Well, if I ask the factory for a little bit of magic to bring her here, she might be able
25:01to help us.
25:02Oh, that's a great idea, Aussie.
25:04It's worth a try.
25:06She might know which of her nursery rhymes the man comes from.
25:10Right.
25:11Factory, we need your help.
25:14Can you ask Mother Goose to pop in and see us?
25:19Oh, my goodness me.
25:22Oh, it's Mother Goose.
25:24Correct, young man.
25:26It is I.
25:27Oh, should it be me?
25:29Well, I'm here anyway.
25:31Thank you for coming so quickly.
25:33Oh, you're very welcome.
25:35Where am I?
25:36Well, you're in the fun song factory and, well, I'm Dave.
25:40And this is Aussie.
25:41And these are all our friends.
25:43How lovely.
25:45But why did you bring Priscilla and me here?
25:47We need your help, Mother Goose.
25:50We met someone today who is from one of your nursery rhymes.
25:54And he seems to be a bit lost and confused.
25:58Lost and confused, I see.
26:01Who is?
26:02Oh, this man.
26:03What man?
26:04He'll be back in a moment.
26:06Ah, well, I hope he won't be long, you see, because I've got to do some shopping for Mother Hubbard.
26:09She's not been able to get out recently since she had the operation.
26:12Oh, there he is.
26:12Oh, yes, I see what you mean.
26:17Have you tried Humpty Dumpty?
26:20No, the other one.
26:22Sweet.
26:23Oh, I do beg your pardon.
26:25Oh, yes, let's see, Priscilla, what do we think?
26:27Oh, yes.
26:28Ah, well, what do you think, Priscilla?
26:32Ah, yes.
26:34Priscilla says that we should try thinking of rhymes with animals and birds in them.
26:39And that we should begin with goosey-goosey-gander.
26:44We never thought of that one.
26:46Yeah, and we've got a goose right here.
26:49Hello, Priscilla.
26:52What's going on?
26:54Goosey-goosey-gander, whither shall I wander?
26:59Upstairs and downstairs and in my lady's chamber.
27:04There I met an old man who would not say his prayers.
27:08So I took him by the left leg and threw him down the stairs.
27:13Oh, poor old Ian.
27:17Here, let's do it again.
27:19Goosey-goosey-gander, whither shall I wander?
27:25Upstairs and downstairs and in my lady's chamber.
27:29There I met an old man who would not say his prayers.
27:34So I took him by the left leg and threw him down the stairs.
27:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
27:44I don't want to be thrown down the stairs.
27:48Oh, are you quite sure, young man?
27:50I'm quite sure, thank you.
27:52Oh, well, very well.
27:53We shall have to think of something else, Priscilla.
27:55And I know just the thing.
28:01A crooked walking stick.
28:03Oh, I wonder what rhyme that's for.
28:07Yes, I shall be needing a cat for this one too, please, Factory.
28:11Do you think I can get rid of the beard now?
28:13Oh, no, no, no, no, dear.
28:15We want you to be an old man in this one too.
28:17Now, if you'd like to fit straight to the packing department, please, Ian.
28:20Now, we're all ready. Thank you, Factory.
28:25And so that the doggy had none.
28:28Woof, woof.
28:30Hello there. I'm Sally Cat from the Fun Song Factory.
28:33And it's my turn to pack up the songs.
28:35Hello, Sally.
28:37Hello, Ian. Good beard.
28:40Thank you, Sally.
28:41Well, actually, we were wondering if you'd do us a really big favour.
28:44Really?
28:44Yeah, well, see, we want to do There Was a Crooked Man.
28:47That rhyme, yeah.
28:48And we wondered if you'd be the crooked cat.
28:51Oh, yes, I know that one. And guess what?
28:53What?
28:53I happen to have my own little crooked mouse.
28:55Well, well.
28:57Oh, hello, well.
28:59This is well.
29:00Right then, let's get going.
29:02Are you joining with us?
29:04There was a crooked man.
29:06And I'm the old man.
29:07Ready?
29:33There was a crooked man.
29:35Oh, what a crooked mile.
29:38He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked star.
29:43He bought a crooked cat.
29:45Who caught a crooked mouse.
29:47And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
29:52Oh, that was lovely.
29:54Thanks very much, Sally.
29:55Oh.
29:56Thank you, Will.
29:57Oh, no problem.
29:58Any time.
29:59Right, back to work now.
30:00Bye.
30:00Oh, all right then.
30:01Bye, bye, Sally.
30:02Bye, Will.
30:05I don't really think you're the crooked little man, are you?
30:09No.
30:09No, I'm not.
30:10Definitely not.
30:11Never mind, dear, because there are many, many more.
30:14Unfortunately, I have to leave you now because I must finish my shopping.
30:18But I shall leave you in the very capable hands, or should I say paws, of a great friend of
30:26mine.
30:26Come, Priscilla.
30:27Goodbye, all.
30:29Bye, bye.
30:29Bye.
30:30Bye.
30:31Bye, Priscilla.
30:33Hmm.
30:34Who can she mean?
30:36Hey, the beard's gone.
30:38The beard's gone.
30:39The beard's gone.
30:40Oh.
30:41Oh, where's Mother Goose gone?
30:43Shopping.
30:44Oh.
30:45Did you find a nursery rhyme book, then?
30:48Yes, we did.
30:49And it was Mother Goose on the front.
30:51Oh.
30:52And we have a very special friend of hers coming to help us.
30:55Oh, when's this super-duper friend of hers arriving?
30:58Now.
31:00It's Super Ted.
31:02Super Ted.
31:03Super Ted.
31:05Super Ted.
31:07Hello, Super Ted.
31:09Have you brought anything to help this man get back to his nursery rhyme?
31:14Yeah.
31:15What, you?
31:18Oh, I know this one.
31:20It's called Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear.
31:22There's lots of actions in this one.
31:24So if I were you, get down and do it with the crew.
31:27Yeah.
31:28Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, touch your nose.
31:31Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, touch your toes.
31:34Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, touch the ground.
31:37Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn around.
31:40Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, climb the stairs.
31:43Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, say your prayers.
31:46Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn out the lights.
31:49Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, say good night.
31:51Hey, you don't wanna do that again?
31:54Yeah!
31:54Cuz here we go!
31:57Teddy, Teddy bear! Touch your nose?
32:00Teddy bear! Teddy bear! Touch your toes!
32:03Teddy Bear! Touch the ground!
32:06And get ready右
32:09Teddy bear, teddy bear, climb the stairs, Teddy bear, teddy bear, say your friends,
32:15Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn out the lights, Teddy bear, teddy bear, say goodnight.
32:21That's it, yeah, give yourselves a big round of applause.
32:26But Super Ted, there's only one teddy bear in that rhyme and nobody else.
32:31We're looking for a rhyme with this gentleman in it.
32:39I think Super Ted wants us to search the factory and see if we can find any clues.
32:46Oh, yeah, great idea.
32:48Let's sing as we look around.
32:56The bear went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain
33:03to see what he could see and all that he could see.
33:08And all that he could see was the other side of the mountain, the other side of the mountain,
33:14the other side of the mountain was all that he could see.
33:19Anyone found anything?
33:22Anyone found anything?
33:23No!
33:23Keep looking!
33:24The bear went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain, the bear
33:29went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain, the bear went over
33:31the mountain, the bear went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain,
33:32the bear went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain, the bear
33:32went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain, the bear went over
33:32the mountain, the bear went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain,
33:34the bear went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain, the bear
33:37went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain, the bear went over
33:38the mountain, the bear went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain,
33:46the bear went over the mountain, the bear went over
33:57hello Dave oh hello there Fred oh this is Fred Fred this is um well actually we don't know what
34:04his name is so I heard but I've had an idea about who you are oh really that's right I'm
34:12sure you're
34:12Tommy thumb now will you all sing it with me Tommy thumb Tommy thumb where are you here I am
34:22here I
34:23am how do you do I'll do the next one Fred pizza pointer pizza pointer where are you here I
34:32am
34:32here I am how do you do shall I do one yeah here we go then Toby toll Toby toll
34:39where are you here I am
34:42here I am how do you do I'll do another one get ready Ruby ring Ruby ring where are you
34:50oh here I am
34:51here I am how do you do just baby small now baby small baby small where are you here I
35:00am here I am
35:02how do you do right just fingers all left are you ready fingers on fingers on where are you here
35:12we
35:12here we are here we are how do you do I don't think I'm any of those because them they're
35:21all a bit
35:21small to be me mmm well never mind we'll find you your rhyme mind you thanks a lot Fred that's
35:28okay
35:28bye bye bye bye bye see you later Fred this way anybody found anything yet no oh oh what have
35:41you found super
35:42Ted a bowler hat a bowler hat oh it must be a clue to another nursery rhyme right well thank
35:52you super
35:53Ted yeah see you again soon I hope bye bye bye bye out enjoy problème try and I'd know any
36:03nursery rives
36:03with bowler hats neither do I I I do I know I'm with a bowler hat and it's called two
36:13fat gentlemen
36:16Right, let's see your two fat gentlemen, everybody.
36:19This is a finger rhyme.
36:21Right, everybody ready to say it along with me?
36:25Two fat gentlemen met in a lane,
36:30bowed most politely and bowed once again.
36:35How do you do?
36:37How do you do?
36:39And how do you do again?
36:43Hello.
36:45Two thin ladies met in a lane,
36:49bowed most politely and bowed once again.
36:53How do you do?
36:55And how do you do?
36:57And how do you do again?
37:02Two tall policemen met in a lane,
37:07bowed most politely,
37:09bowed once again.
37:11How do you do?
37:12How do you do?
37:13How do you do again?
37:17Hey!
37:19There, there.
37:20Right, two little school boys met in a lane,
37:24bowed most politely,
37:25bowed once again.
37:27How do you do?
37:28How do you do?
37:30How do you do again?
37:31Right.
37:38I wanted to be the policeman,
37:41but I'm the baby.
37:42You've got to do the baby one with me!
37:44Yes!
37:44Two little babies met in a lane,
37:50two little babies met in a lane,
37:50bowed most politely,
37:52bowed once again.
37:54How do you do?
37:56How do you do?
37:58And how do you do again?
38:01G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g.
38:04Hey, Eo?
38:04Yes?
38:06Lovely bonnet.
38:10So, are you the two fat gentlemen?
38:12Oh, no, no, no, no.
38:13a tall policeman no little school boy no the baby no well you must be something
38:23it's the factory again sarah oh sounded like it was coming from this big bass drum over here
38:29let's have a look see what's in here right it's empty oh oh i know and when she got there
38:38the
38:38cupboard was bare oh you've started the factory off again it's old mother hubbard
38:50oh mother hubbard she went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog about when she got there
38:59the cupboard was bare and so the poor dog came and oh dear fardo i'm ever so sorry
39:07you sing with me this time oh mother hubbard she went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog about
39:18when she got there the cupboard was bare and so the poor dog had none oh dear
39:31hello there i'm an old woman yeah you said it don't listen to him i'm the old woman who lived
39:38in the
39:38shoe and she had so many children she didn't know what to do if you know it sing along with
39:45me ready
39:47there was an old woman who lived in a shoe she had so many children she didn't know what to
39:55do she gave
39:56them some broth without any bread then whipped them all soundly and put them to bed i think we should
40:06do
40:06it again there was an old woman who lived in the shoe she had so many children she didn't know
40:19what to
40:19do she gave them some broth without any bread then put them all soundly and put them to bed bed
40:31look the man's in the sky with another old woman it's me nice outfit day there was an old woman
40:40tossed up
40:41in the basket seventeen times as high as a broom she was going i couldn't but ask it for in
40:51her hand
40:52she carried a broom old woman old woman old woman quoth i where are you going to a hub so
41:01high to clean the
41:03car webs out of the sky shall i go with your eye by and bite yeah grab yourself a brush
41:10we've got to
41:10clean some gloves i haven't got a broom no no no no no i'm not an old woman oh we're
41:18never going to
41:18find my nursery rhyme oh cheer up listen there's lots more yet oh but i must admit i'm feeling really
41:27hungry
41:30oh i think that's my tummy hang on let's see what's in the cupboard hey look at this oh wow
41:40it's the
41:41muffin man dave the factory's done it again it thinks our friend might be the muffin man
41:52do you know the muffin man do you know the muffin man do you know the muffin man who lives
42:00down
42:00moory lane yes i know the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man yes i know the muffin man
42:08who lives down
42:09moory lane am i the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man am i the muffin man who lives
42:18down
42:19No, you're not the Muffin Man, Muffin Man, Muffin Man, no, you're not the Muffin Man, you live down Jewish
42:28Lane.
42:28Well, who am I? How about this one? Swamp!
42:33Bobby Sharp Doe's gone to sea, silver buckles on his knee, he'll come back and marry me, Bonnie Bobby Sharp
42:42Doe.
42:43Bobby Sharp Doe's bright and fair, combing down his yellow hair, he's my love forever mare, Bonnie Bobby Sharp Doe.
42:53No!
42:59What about this thing? What? Well, it could be a doctor. A doctor? Yeah! Just like Miss Polly had a
43:05dolly. I'll tell you all about it.
43:06Miss Polly had a dolly who was sick, sick, sick, so she called for the doctor to come quick, quick,
43:14quick.
43:16The doctor came with his bag and his hat and he knocked on the door with a rat-a-tat
43:23-tat.
43:25He looked at the dolly and he shook his head. And he said Miss Polly put her straight to bed.
43:35He wrote on the paper for a pill, pill, pill. I'll be back in the morning for my bill, bill,
43:41bill.
43:42Oh, hey, I like the sound of that, actually. I could be a doctor. Yeah, he could even be Dr.
43:46Foster.
43:47Dr. Foster went to Gloucester in a shower of rain. He stepped in a puddle right up to his middle
43:55and he never went there again. No, he never went there, he never went there, he never went there again.
44:05Dr. Foster went to Gloucester in a shower of rain. He stepped in a puddle right up to his middle
44:15and he never went there again. No, he never went there, he never went there, he never went there again.
44:23No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not a doctor. I don't want to go into a puddle up to
44:27me middle.
44:31Oh, do you know something? I do not know where that man could be from. I mean, he could be
44:36from France for all we know.
44:40France? Yeah, I mean, just like that song Frère Jacques. You know that, Dave, don't you?
44:44Yes, I do. I'm going to sing it right now.
44:48Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques, dormez-vous, dormez-vous, sonne la machine, sonne la machine, ding-dang-dong, ding-dang-dong.
45:06Do you know what those words mean? Do you know? Well, it's very simple, really. Frère just means brother in
45:12French and Jacques is the little boy's name.
45:14And in English, the words are very simple. They go like this. You sing it if you know.
45:20Are you sleeping? Are you sleeping? Brother John, Brother John, morning bells are ringing, morning bells are ringing, ding-dang
45:34-dong, ding-dang-dong.
45:37Oh, I didn't know that. Well, no, you do. All right, then. Let's sing it in French again.
45:42No, Dave, let's sing it in English. Go on. Why not both languages? All right, you start.
45:47Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques, dormez-vous, dormez-vous, sonne la machine, sonne la machine, morning bells are ringing, morning bells
46:03are ringing, ding-dang-dong.
46:09Mind you, we wouldn't know if he was from France, wouldn't we? Yeah, I guess. Maybe he's from somewhere completely
46:15different.
46:16Yeah, like London. Yeah, try London. London? London. What a good idea. We can sing Oranges and Lemons.
46:27Oh, yes, yes. I know Oranges and Lemons and I know Oranges and Lemons. Do you know Oranges and Lemons?
46:33Yeah! Sing along with us!
46:36Oranges and Lemons. Say the bells of St. Clement. You owe me five barlings. Say the bells of St. Martin's.
46:45When will you pay me? Say the bells of Old Bailey. When I grow rich. Say the bells of Shoreditch.
46:55Pray when will that be? Say the bells of Stephanie. I'm sure I don't know. Says the great bell of
47:04Bo.
47:04Oh, here comes a candle to light you to bed. And here comes a chopper to chop off your head.
47:14Oh! Right, time for another song now. This one's called Pop Goes the Weasel. Do you all know it?
47:19Yeah! Right, join in with us then. Half a pound a tuppany rice. Half a pound a treacle. That's the
47:26way the money goes.
47:27Pop Goes the Weasel. Up and down the city road. In and out of the eagle. That's the way the
47:43money goes. Pop Goes the Weasel.
47:47Pop Goes the Weasel.
47:51Oh, look. It's a pussycat. Oh, yeah. Let me do this one. All right, then.
47:59Pussycat, pussycat, where have you been? I've been up to London to visit the queen.
48:06Oh! Was she in? Pussycat, pussycat, what did you dare?
48:12I frightened a little mouse under her chair. I frightened a little mouse under her chair.
48:18Oh! I bet that was scary. No, it was. Let's sing it again.
48:23Pussycat, pussycat, where have you been? I've been up to London to visit the queen.
48:32Lovely. Pussycat, pussycat, what did you dare? I frightened a little mouse under her chair.
48:42Oh, that was great, Sally. So, are you from London?
48:47Not London, no, I don't think so, but maybe a big city somewhere.
48:51And that stuff about the queen, that seems to ring a bell.
48:53Are you a king?
48:55Maybe.
48:56I know, I know, I've got it.
48:58You're Old King Cole.
49:00Old King Cole.
49:01Now, let me tell you about Old King Cole.
49:05Old King Cole was a very old soul.
49:09And a very old soul was he.
49:13He called for his pipe.
49:15Where's my pipe?
49:15And he called for his bowl.
49:17And where's my bowl?
49:18And he called for his fiddlers three.
49:20And where are those three fiddlers?
49:23Now, every fiddler had a very high fiddle.
49:29Very nice.
49:30And a very fine fiddle had a G.
49:33Yes, Old King Cole was a very old soul.
49:38And a very old soul was he.
49:42Well, that all sounds right to me.
49:45And you know what they say?
49:46If the crowd fits, wear it.
49:49Here we go, Old King Cole.
49:52Old King Cole was a very old soul.
49:54And a very old soul was he.
49:57He called for his pipe.
49:58And he called for his bowl.
49:59And he called for his fiddler's dream.
50:02Now, every fiddler had a very fine fiddle.
50:04And a very fine fiddle had he.
50:06Yes, yes.
50:07Old King Cole was a very old soul.
50:10And a very old soul was he.
50:11Well, you know, I don't think I'm a king.
50:14But these clothes feel just right.
50:17I'm a member of royalty.
50:19Perchance.
50:22Royalty?
50:23I know.
50:24What?
50:25You're the Grand Old Duke of York.
50:27Is this you?
50:28Are you the Grand Old Duke of York?
50:31Give it here.
50:31Let me try it on.
50:34The Grand Old Duke of York, he had ten thousand men.
50:39He marched them up to the top of the hill and he marched them down again.
50:43And when they were up, they were up.
50:45And when they were down, they were down.
50:48And when they were only halfway up, they were neither up nor down.
50:53It's me!
50:53Well, are you the Grand Old Duke of York?
50:56I think I very probably am.
50:59Let's sing it again.
51:01The Grand Old Duke of York, he had ten thousand men.
51:06He marched them up to the top of the hill and he marched them down again.
51:10And when they were up, they were up.
51:12And when they were down, they were down.
51:15And when they were only halfway up, they were neither up nor down.
51:19It's me!
51:20I'm the Grand Old Duke of York.
51:23Come on!
51:24Let's sing it one more time!
51:28The Grand Old Duke of York, he had ten thousand men.
51:33He marched them up to the top of the hill and he marched them down again.
51:37And when they were up, they were up.
51:39And when they were down, they were down.
51:41And when they were only halfway up, they were neither up nor down nor down.
51:59The Grand Old Duke of York
51:59Yes, it's me!
52:00I'm the Grand Old Duke of York.
52:03Can you guess?
52:04Oh, no!
52:05It's time to go!
52:06Ah, but we have had a lovely time, though, haven't we?
52:09Yes!
52:11We've had a fantastic time, as usual.
52:14And thank you for finding out who I am and where I am.
52:16We'll see you all next time at the Fun Song Factory!
52:21The whistle's blowing loudly.
52:24Another day is done.
52:26Inside the Fun Song Factory.
52:29With lots of songs we've sung.
52:32Fun Song, Fun Song, Fun Song Factory.
52:36There's nowhere else quite like it.
52:40It's the Fun Song Factory.
52:42Fun Song, Fun Song, Fun Song Factory.
52:47There's nowhere else quite like it.
52:50It's the Fun Song Factory.
52:52Fun Song Factory.
52:56Yeah!
52:58Yes!