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00:02This was a mistake!
00:04Shut up!
00:14You're mad.
00:16Wow.
00:32APPLAUSE
00:34Hello! Welcome to Taskmaster.
00:36I'm Greg Davison. I suit things.
00:39I suit this throne. I suit this suit.
00:41I suit the title of Taskmaster and I suit the power it affords me.
00:46What can I say? I suit things.
00:48I suit boots. I suit fruits. I suit flutes.
00:51And once I was in cahoots with some mute-newts about a car boot in beaut.
00:56Proof, if it was needed, that the writing of these introductions
01:00is becoming increasingly challenging.
01:02No matter, let's take the focus off me
01:05and train the glaring, judgmental super trooper
01:08into the frightened eyes of some human bunnies.
01:11Please welcome...
01:13Fattier El Ghori!
01:16Jason Mandzukas!
01:18Matthew Baker!
01:21Rosie Ramsey!
01:23And Stevie Martin!
01:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:29And next to me, a man whose hobbies include bird spotting,
01:33writing songs and his absolute favourite,
01:36having extra marital affairs.
01:38LAUGHTER
01:39Hello, little Elector!
01:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:44Hey, everyone.
01:47Let's get on with the prize tax.
01:49APPLAUSE
01:49And the category this week is...
01:52The snootiest thing.
01:54Ooh!
01:55There will be five points for the snootiest,
01:58one point for the least snooty,
01:59and the episode winner will go home with some really juicy snooty booty.
02:02Greg, honey, take it away!
02:04Stevie, have you got some snooty booty?
02:06Yes.
02:07There are, like, canvases you can get made of your pet,
02:11erm, and I got one made of my pet.
02:15Here is a picture of Stevie's pet.
02:17It's on my wall in my kitchen.
02:19LAUGHTER
02:21There she is!
02:25And I don't think they've done a tortoise before,
02:28so, like, the neck is very bent at a weird angle.
02:31Where is it there?
02:32And where's the shell?
02:33How did they get her in the uniform?
02:35LAUGHTER
02:36They're so...
02:37Americans are so naive, aren't they?
02:40LAUGHTER
02:41And is that her actual rank?
02:43LAUGHTER
02:46OK, cool!
02:49OK.
02:49Fatih, you all right?
02:50Yeah, I'm all right, how are you?
02:51Pretty good.
02:52What have you brought in?
02:54My snooty prize is Swiss chocolate.
02:57Here is the bar of Swiss chocolate she's put up.
02:59The snootiest of all the chocolates.
03:01Yeah.
03:01Ooh!
03:03Yeah, exactly.
03:04See how snooty, look at that.
03:05Yeah.
03:06But if you look at the chocolate adverts,
03:08the Swiss ones are so extra,
03:10they've got a little chef and a little hat,
03:12and he's like, ho, ho, ho, ho.
03:15Oh, the old French Swiss chef.
03:18And he's all doing that, and they're like,
03:21and there's all this music,
03:23and they live in a...
03:24They've got a nice kitchen.
03:25Yeah, they do.
03:27They do.
03:28It's ridiculous.
03:29So you bought a bar of chocolate in, yeah?
03:31Yeah.
03:32Jason, what's snooty in America?
03:34Here's the thing.
03:35This was actually very hard for me,
03:37because in America, snootiness is not a really thing,
03:40so I kind of was at a bit of a loss
03:43to come up with a snooty thing,
03:44but I had a good idea.
03:46I asked my butler what he thought.
03:49Jeffreys, get out here.
03:51Oh, nice.
03:52Come on!
03:53Let's go, let's go!
03:57As my butler, Mr. Jeffreys,
03:59asked him what was snooty, because he's British,
04:01and he had a great idea.
04:02Show him what you got under there.
04:02Open it up, come on.
04:04Yes.
04:05Butler for a day.
04:06So, if you win this prize,
04:08he'll come and he'll buttle for you for the whole day.
04:11Wow.
04:12That is one snooty prize.
04:14Right?
04:14Want a round of applause for Mr. Jeffreys?
04:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:20I have brought in the Oppidons cap
04:24from The Wall Game at Eton College.
04:27Here it is.
04:29Oh, my God, that's so snooty, I don't even understand it.
04:32What is it?
04:32The Wall Game is only played one day of the year,
04:37St Andrew's Day,
04:38and it's only played at Eton College,
04:41the snootiest of all the schools.
04:43Did you go there?
04:44No.
04:45How did you get a cap?
04:46I acquired it from a friend.
04:49Is your friend Tom Hiddleston,
04:51Hugh Fernley Whittingstool,
04:53Bear Grylls,
04:53or Alan Shearer?
04:54All alumni.
04:56And it must be one of those.
04:57Hang on, Alan Shearer?
04:58Alan Shearer?
04:59I didn't believe in either when I wrote it.
05:00Wow!
05:00He made it!
05:02LAUGHTER
05:09Can you give us a vague idea of the rules?
05:11As far as I can tell,
05:12it's a rugby scrum up against the wall.
05:15And where does the snooty hat come in?
05:17That's the hat that the Oppidons team wear.
05:20The Oppidons?
05:21Yes.
05:22It's so snooty.
05:24So snooty.
05:24It's beyond language, isn't it?
05:26Very posh.
05:27Rosie?
05:28My snootiest thing is a red wine decanter.
05:31I believe that you've started to drop your north-east accent to introduce this.
05:34Sorry, what?
05:36I don't know what you're talking about.
05:38If Alan Shearer went to Ethan then, so did I.
05:41LAUGHTER
05:41I brought a red wine decanter.
05:43Yeah, OK.
05:43Here it is.
05:44Because not many people have these.
05:45I go to friends' houses and they just pour me red wine out of a bottle.
05:50LAUGHTER
05:50And I think, you haven't got a decanter.
05:54LAUGHTER
05:54Have you got a decanter?
05:56I've got three.
05:58LAUGHTER
05:59OK, well, that is everyone great.
06:01It's really tricky, actually, because one of them I don't understand.
06:04Still.
06:05I remember the Swiss chefs are making their chocolates in kitchens.
06:10LAUGHTER
06:13I'm trying to work out who I'm going to give one point to.
06:16Not me!
06:16It's going to be the chocolate or the decanter,
06:18but I just can't work out which is the least snooty.
06:21You can buy Swiss chocolate in any shop.
06:23You can, like in a supermarket.
06:24Yeah, no, but you can make a decanter.
06:26All I have to do is get a plastic bottle and chop the top.
06:29That's a decanter.
06:31LAUGHTER
06:32I won't have it!
06:33I won't have it!
06:35I won't have it!
06:36Swiss chocolate is made in Switzerland.
06:38Switzerland!
06:39LAUGHTER
06:40And that, my friend, is the final nail in the coffin.
06:43LAUGHTER
06:45One point to the chocolate.
06:47One point to the chocolate?
06:48Yeah.
06:50Rosie's decanter.
06:51Two points.
06:52OK.
06:52We'll have the hired butler with three points.
06:54OK.
06:55I love the snooty tortoise.
06:57Right.
06:57And Matthew's thing is so snooty, I still don't know what it is.
07:01It's got to be the snootiest thing.
07:02So, five points to Matthew.
07:03There you go.
07:04Well done.
07:04APPLAUSE
07:08Half time!
07:09Oh, yes, it is.
07:11And just like Dr Dre, we're going down to the lab to lay down some cool tracks
07:15and generally have a really nice time while we're there.
07:17MUSIC PLAYS
07:28Hi.
07:29Hi.
07:31Hello.
07:32Hi, Jason.
07:34What's up?
07:35Welcome to the booth.
07:37This is good.
07:38This makes me feel a bit at home.
07:40Commentate on yourself achieving something really tricky.
07:44Then achieve that really tricky thing.
07:47Most iconic really tricky thing achieved wins.
07:51You have five minutes to record your commentary.
07:54Then 15 minutes to achieve that really tricky thing.
07:59RTT is what I'm going to abbreviate it for from now on.
08:02Your time starts now.
08:04You're going to commentate on yourself as if you're watching yourself on that telly.
08:08Right.
08:08But you're commentating on your future self.
08:10Ooh.
08:11So whatever you describe, you've then got to do.
08:13I've got to do.
08:14But it's got to be really tricky and iconic.
08:15What tricky things can you do?
08:17I'm thinking about escapology, but I mean...
08:22I can't actually do that.
08:25LAUGHTER
08:27Can you do anything tricky?
08:29I was going to just lie down.
08:32APPLAUSE
08:36So, RTT, I enjoyed that abbreviation.
08:38I like an abbreviation, do you?
08:39You do.
08:39You do.
08:40You do.
08:42He does.
08:43Let's see some tricky stuff.
08:44So, they had to commentate on themselves doing a really tricky thing
08:47before they did the really tricky thing.
08:49Stevie and Rosie are up first, i.e. are the last two letters of their names.
08:54And remember, they chose to do these things.
08:58OK, the moment we've all been waiting for.
09:00Here she is, Mrs Rosemary Ramsey.
09:03We've been waiting for this all year.
09:05She's making her way into the dome.
09:07Now, you may not know this at home, but Rosie has a very, very special way
09:10of getting ready for the competition.
09:13If you've seen her before, you'll know.
09:14There she is.
09:15What she likes to do, well, you're going to see in a minute.
09:17She likes to have a little sniff of the air.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Good old scratch of the genitals.
09:21Yeah.
09:22From and back.
09:23Oh, that's a new one.
09:24That's a new one.
09:24She's never done the back before.
09:26All right, she is ready for this competition.
09:27OK, OK, and it's coming.
09:29Yes, there it is.
09:30There it is.
09:31Every time.
09:31This is what she does.
09:32Projectile vomiting.
09:34Here she is.
09:35Martin.
09:36Stepping up to the plate.
09:38Is she behind the line?
09:39Yes.
09:40Quick check.
09:41She's behind the line.
09:43She bends.
09:44She has a few bends.
09:46I think that's too many bends.
09:48Ah, sick from Martin there.
09:50Alex looking pretty frightened.
09:53Here we go.
09:54She's ready for the question.
09:57The adjudicator is ready.
09:59All right, there we go.
10:00Nine times nine.
10:02Come on, Rosie, you can do this.
10:04She's getting her fingers out.
10:05Sadly, Rosie didn't do very well at school.
10:07So she's going to use the tactic that she was taught in year five maths.
10:11This is it.
10:12This is it.
10:13Come on.
10:13Come on.
10:14Come on.
10:14We're ready.
10:15Come on.
10:15What is it?
10:15What is it?
10:16You know this.
10:1881.
10:2081.
10:21She's done it.
10:21She's done it.
10:22She's done it.
10:2581.
10:26Oh, she's vomiting.
10:27It's okay.
10:29No, she's going to have nothing left.
10:30Well done, Rosie.
10:31Brilliant.
10:31Brilliant.
10:32Brilliant.
10:32She's flexing.
10:34She's flexing.
10:35She's flexing her arms.
10:36And you can see her flexing her arms.
10:38She's going.
10:38And she's off.
10:39She's off.
10:39She's over.
10:40And she's headed it right into the top corner.
10:43Let's see that again.
10:44I'm presuming there's a free play.
10:48Yes!
10:57Yes!
10:58Yes!
10:59Yes!
10:59Yes!
10:59Yes!
10:59Yes!
10:59Yes!
10:59Yes!
10:59Yes!
10:59Yes!
11:01Yes!
11:01And you get an intense celebration there from Martin.
11:04Ah!
11:05She's doing a forward roll!
11:06Oh, her and Alex high fiving.
11:08Yeah!
11:10Not to see it.
11:13APPLAUSE
11:18What is this sport?
11:22I've never done a leapfrog before, so I wanted to do that.
11:26I've also never scored a goal, so I thought I could do both simultaneously
11:29And crucially while I was in the air, I thought that would be quite tricky. I mean you landed perfectly
11:34on his back
11:37But it was genuine impressive now Rosie. Yeah, as far as I can work out the sport is
11:43Tricky numbers. Yes. Well, that's the way you might describe it. I
11:49Mean literally what I saw was a woman touch her privates
11:53And the back yeah, you vomited yes, you did a rudimentary math sum
11:59You vomited
12:01Tricky numbers
12:03Classic RTT
12:05The trick of the nine times tables on your hands. I mean, I think probably everyone in the room can
12:10do this
12:11Let's see how fast was seven nine
12:1363
12:16That's you know, but I'm not impressed
12:19You can't go over nine for this system, so I can't say eleven nine
12:23Oh
12:27Okay time for a break here. We are Alex. That's it. Good boy
13:00Good boy
13:02Bainton
13:03I
13:04Can record two commentaries so that I've got a backup?
13:08Today we get to see the magnificent athlete Fatia al-Ghori fly a plane through the taskmaster dome
13:15And here comes Bainton with the iconic 19 best
13:20Let me warm up
13:21Ready to take on the
13:24Really tricky thing of
13:27Keepyuppies with a tennis ball
13:30He's got funnily enough 19 to beat to take home the goal
13:36And in our hand we see a four white paper
13:40So this looks very tricky because she's got really little fingers
13:44We're very worried that she might get a paper cut, but she's been working with Andy Murray's coach
13:49And at this point, it's almost certain that he's done
13:53Ten Kifiuppies
13:56Nine that time
13:58No!
13:5920 Kifiuppies
14:0330 Kifiuppies
14:06Iconic
14:07And here we go, any minute now
14:09Here we go, here we go, here we go
14:10Oh, and there it is
14:12Well done, Bainton
14:13She is the best
14:19Can we go closer?
14:20Good idea
14:21This is your 50th attempt
14:22People will say, don't pick something you can't do
14:25But this has to be really tricky
14:27And I think I've proved that
14:29Where are the grapes?
14:30She's rocking a little bit
14:32And she's going to throw it any second now
14:34And it's gone in through the dome
14:37I mean, I didn't doubt her, but I was a little bit sceptical
14:41Magnificent athlete
14:42And here comes Bainton
14:44To try and attempt the record for the highest thrown and caught in the mouth grape
14:53Oh, that first attempt didn't play out
14:57And there's no rules about how many attempts you're allowed, so that's fine
15:02Oh, he's really slung that one
15:04Oh, he's caught it!
15:08Unbelievable scenes!
15:11That's a really tricky thing
15:15Iconic!
15:17APPLAUSE
15:20With a wisdom of hindsight, knowing how good you are at keeping uppies, was 19 the right goal to set
15:26yourself?
15:26I thought with a football wouldn't be that impressive, it wouldn't look like an RTT
15:31So I went...
15:32Thank you
15:33I went tennis ball and I overestimated my ability
15:37But...
15:38The great thing
15:40Different story
15:41But...
15:42Was it an RTT? He did it on his second go
15:44But it was as high as the...
15:45It was high
15:46Yes, iconic is what we're looking for
15:48I think it's strong
15:49OK
15:49I thought yours was good as well
15:51Don't play me
15:52I'm not playing
15:54Lovely attention to detail
15:55Andy Murray's coach
15:57He's jumped over from tennis, why not?
16:01How did you feel about the first attempt?
16:04Awful
16:04Crushing
16:05But the second? I mean, I was surprised by how excited I was
16:09You want to see someone else?
16:11Yeah
16:11It's time for the handsome stranger from overseas
16:14Yes, it's Jason Manzoukas
16:15Ooh
16:16And here we are back again at Taskmaster Sports
16:20Up next, Jason Manzoukas
16:22He's exiting the Taskmaster house with undue confidence
16:26But can he achieve an iconic tricky thing? We don't know
16:30Alex Horne is following him behind, wondering what exactly is Jason Manzoukas up to?
16:35Oh, he's getting on top of the hunch
16:38Manzoukas is... he's got a ladder
16:40He's got a ladder and he's trying to get it onto the roof
16:44I've said it, so it is happening
16:46He's starting to scale the roof
16:48Alex Horne is freaking out
16:51Never before in Taskmaster history has anybody gotten onto the roof
16:54But American comedian Jason Manzoukas is gonna be the first person in history
16:59Oh, Alex Horne is on the phone
17:00Alex is shutting it down
17:02Alex is shutting down the most iconic, really tricky thing that's ever been attempted
17:07Jason Manzoukas is now being pulled off of the roof by a bunch of people dressed just like him?
17:14Is this what he makes them do?
17:17I'm being told that Jason Manzoukas makes everyone in the crew dress exactly like him when he's shooting
17:22So that everybody knows what it feels like to be great
17:25His words, not mine
17:28Well, they've got him down, he's safe, but the really tricky thing has not been achieved
17:33Another failure for Jason Manzoukas
17:36Nailed
17:37What a piece of shit
17:44Nailed it
17:46Sure, full-throated commentary
17:48Oh, yeah
17:48Lot of excitement from you
17:50Did the
17:51You
17:51Did the
17:52You
17:52temporary
18:09Were
18:10Know
18:18Father
18:50What was it that time?
18:53What was the cause of everyday life?
18:59What was it that time for?
19:05Everything was the same.
19:09Everything was the same thing.
19:12You do not worry about your parents.
19:14Look!
19:24This episode's try to hurt you.
19:25I feel like this person can deal with you.
19:28That is a feature that 50% of alleles have to fix it.
19:31The date is set.
19:35Run!
19:38Where are you?
19:39Das Ce inspiringoplanet.
19:45Alright.
19:52We have been doing it.
19:55We couldn't fight the schedule for a while.
20:06I tell you're the only one thing.
20:09You don't want to stop stop.
20:12You don't want to stop this.
20:14and
20:16kept
20:17here
20:17and
20:17he
20:18he
20:19he
20:20he
20:21he
20:23Motivation...
20:26The emperor has called fate.
20:40The emperor often rolls in Iran.
20:44Who is the president of the U.S.?
20:47The president of the U.S.?
21:00Bigger Dakota still lives in the United States.
21:03Hagin the program has shown major events in the U.S.
21:04The U.S. and the his generation would go to work.
21:07It was a stormy blast.
21:12It was a stormy blast.
21:14It was the stormy blast.
21:19It was a stormy blast.
21:24He is a master guardian with a baby!
21:31He is a master guardian for his life.
21:33He is a master guardian guardian.
21:36Um, you said, I wanted to make it for the future.
21:41The other thing is, is that the reason why I don't have to get the impact of the future.
21:52The last thing is, I want to make it, and I want to make it more like the future.
25:11It's time to write this.
28:09.
28:12.
28:43There's a lot of radio stuff in the future.
28:47Please stand up and stand up and sit up and sit up and sit up and go to the place.
28:49What are you doing?
28:51What are you doing?
29:00The question is, what is it?
29:01What is it?
29:02What is it?
29:05It's the first time to go.
29:09What is it?
29:10What is it?
29:11What is it?
29:11It's not a matter of time.
29:12It's not a matter of time.
29:13What are you doing?
29:15What is it?
29:18What is it?
29:24What did I do this?
29:28What is it?
29:29What was it?
29:31It's not a matter of time.
29:31What is it?
29:32What is it?
29:33What is it?
29:34What is it?
29:36What is it?
29:36What are you doing?
29:38What is it?
29:40What is it?
29:48oh
29:49oh
29:49oh
29:49oh
29:49oh
29:50oh
29:50oh
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