00:00Für all of Earth's creatures,
00:02the greatest pursuit is finding a mating partner.
00:06This unimpressive Maiter Male
00:08is faced with another mating season all alone.
00:11Wait, are you filming this?
00:13And failure to mate could mean the end of a bloodline.
00:17Stop narrating at me!
00:19Leave me alone!
00:22What am I supposed to do?
00:23It's mating season!
00:25You, my friend, are hitting the dating sites.
00:27There is a dating site for every animal.
00:30Field is if you're looking for a group situation.
00:34Oh.
00:34In a field, of course.
00:35Hey, man!
00:36You wanna doink my wife?
00:38Yeah!
00:39Here we go again.
00:41We're sick like animals, we play pretend.
00:44We're all just searching for someone to share our lives with.
00:48I hooked up with one of my lad's friends.
00:50Vaughn, I respect you so much.
00:52Hiya, boys.
00:54Va-va-voom!
00:55Did you just va-va-voom your own mom?
00:58I have the best and prettiest mommy in the world.
01:00Your mom, she tried to seduce me.
01:03You fucked my mom?
01:09I love our friend group.
01:14You gotta get back on the horse!
01:16Now kiss me.
01:17But don't stick out your tongue, because I'll think it's a finger and I'll bite it off.
01:23My heart desires love?
01:25A little cliché, but we'll go with love.
01:30Hey, Dave.
01:31Dude, we're on lesbians.
01:32Nice.
01:33Nice.
01:34It is scary to be alone.
01:37We're not alone.
01:37We have each other.
01:42Oh!
01:43You gonna spray me?
01:44You like that, you little freak?
01:46Yeah!
01:46Express your anal glands all over my goddamn pelt!
01:49Oh!
01:50Oh!
01:50Oh!
01:51Oh!
01:52Nooo home 2 more!
01:56Mmmmmm
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