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00:03Hey guys! Welcome back with No Way's Continuing with Sopranos. This is Season 4, Episode 10,
00:08The Strong, Silent Type. Who's on the couch? I'm the weak, loud type. I am Silent Nubby.
00:14I'm the medium, hard type. I'm the loud type. If you guys remember, in the last episode,
00:20we killed Ralphie. Yeah! No, someone killed Ralphie. Yeah, someone killed, obviously,
00:27to read it. Like, the show killed it. No, no, no. He got whacked. All right, so listen,
00:31I do have a question. We couldn't kill Ralphie before. We needed permission. Ralphie is a part
00:39of Tony's crew? He's made, yeah. But he's made in Tony's crew, or is he made in Carmine's crew,
00:45but Carmine lonesome to Tony. I can't remember. He's made in Tony's crew. Now, why are you saying
00:49kids immediately make them make fun of us for not knowing the hierarchy? No, no. He's made in Tony's
00:53crew. In Tony's crew. Okay, because I was talking about it. I was like, maybe I was wrong. Yeah,
00:56he's made in Tony's crew. We killed pussy, but we needed, like... Yeah, but pussy snakes. You broke
01:00the rules. Yeah, but we all, I mean, there was another one, right? Like, oh, yeah, Ralphie,
01:04when he wanted to kill Ralphie, we needed a whole discussion about if that's possible or not.
01:10So this is gonna... Well, I've seen the fallout. The way the show does violence is very understated.
01:16Like, it always, like, there's not as much dramatic buildup, because it's done more realistically,
01:21and then when it happens, it's just like, oh, this kitchen is the fight place, I guess. We're
01:25gonna grab the raid cam, the knife. I don't know. I like how they do it, because it always comes
01:30out
01:30of nowhere. It's never a certain episode or a penultimate episode or anything. It just sort
01:35of happens when it happens. Which makes sense. It gives you that... It keeps you out of your seat.
01:40Yeah. Yeah. All right, guys, we're gonna jump into this. If you want to watch more, check it on our
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01:54our world go around. Hope you have a wonderful day, and we're gonna continue with this.
01:59Sunday Rundown told me that the R is a gun.
02:03Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. In the title.
02:07Uh-oh. We're about to put it up in between my toes. Oh, my God. Christopher!
02:12Who knows how high I'm gonna be? Christopher Blacktar Heroin Moltisanti.
02:19Tony's gonna call. I got two bodies. Do you know that?
02:22Hey, bud. What the fuck? Hey, hey.
02:26Don't sit on it. Don't sit on it. Oh, no. Don't sit on it. Oh, no. Don't sit on it.
02:29Oh, no. Oh, no. Ah. Well, get the fuck up.
02:32Nah, he did. Did he kill him? You can't kill a dog by just sitting on it like that.
02:36I mean, that little dog might snap his neck. If you pass out on top of him and you just...
02:39Yeah, but hopefully, did he not feel that on his ass?
02:41Yes, he's on heroin.
02:45I thought you still feel shit.
02:46That's the whole point. The whole point.
02:47That's to not feel anything. The cornerstone of heroin.
02:52You couldn't get a flight out of Rome in time, so I'm driving again.
02:55Damn. That dog is dead, bro.
02:58Yeah, bro.
02:59That dog is dead.
03:00That's the exact dog that R on a one.
03:02Now I have fear.
03:03Of doing heroin?
03:04No, do that to one of my dogs.
03:06Only if you're on heroin, Pat.
03:08You will feel it. You will hear your dog.
03:10You will hear your dog yell.
03:11So I have to go on a headphone.
03:13Why are you dressed up so nice?
03:13How'd you do it to your hair?
03:14Uh-oh.
03:15Cut it.
03:15I like it.
03:16Don't agree that you were going to talk to me first if you were going to do something
03:18to your hair.
03:19Oh, wow.
03:20What do you think of it?
03:21I like it.
03:21He's about to call ten managers.
03:23He is.
03:24It's short.
03:25Good.
03:25He eats his carrots.
03:28Your eyes are working.
03:30Damn.
03:30Okay, this blowout fight is still going to happen, I feel like.
03:38That's a hell of a punch in, bro.
03:39That's a Sam Raimi type punch in.
03:41Hey, there's one thing when your girl is mad at you.
03:43Oh, my God.
03:46Oh, no.
03:47This is going to be awful.
03:51Quick, hide the body.
03:53You shut the TV?
03:54Where's the dog?
03:56What?
03:56Christopher!
03:58She's not breathing.
03:59He's dead.
04:00Bro.
04:01Oh, my God.
04:01Oh, Steve.
04:02He broke his neck.
04:03She must have crawled under there for warmth.
04:05No!
04:06Are you fucking crazy?
04:07I didn't kill her.
04:09I must have sat on her.
04:10What the fuck?
04:11It was an accident, for Christ's sake.
04:13How long have I been saying she shouldn't be on the furniture?
04:15Because you were fucking high, Christopher.
04:17I'll get you another dog.
04:19I don't want another dog.
04:21You didn't care about the dog at all, Chris?
04:24Like, don't you care?
04:25Not even remotely.
04:26Not remotely.
04:27That's terrifying, though.
04:28Like, what if you actually do that?
04:30I'm scared of that shit now.
04:31I'm glad my dogs are big and fluffy.
04:34Hey, Chrissy.
04:35She's in the mail fee outside, Tony.
04:37Oh, UPS.
04:39Just call Ralph.
04:42That's your machine again.
04:43Feeling all right?
04:44Me?
04:45Yeah.
04:47You just look high.
04:49It's like he's doing it on purpose at this point.
04:53Hey.
04:54That's pretty dope.
04:55He remembers.
04:55He's like, can you cut Ralphie out of this picture?
04:57Oh, poor pie, oh my.
04:59$6,500.
05:00It's pretty good for $6,500.
05:01There you go, Thomas.
05:02Yeah, boys.
05:03Good shot.
05:04You mean pretty good for $6,500.
05:06Better be good.
05:07That's a forfeit.
05:08That's all money.
05:10Yep.
05:11What is that fucking picture?
05:13What?
05:14You don't want to...
05:14You hear me?
05:15Burn it.
05:16No, that's money.
05:18Yeah, but...
05:18$6,500.
05:19But not only that reminds you of pie or mine, it reminds you that you went to Ralph and ended
05:23up killing him.
05:25Maybe Tony even knows that Ralph burned it down because he fucked his girl.
05:29How does it feel to be back in the land of Jeeps?
05:31Yeah.
05:32That's exactly what happens every time.
05:34He's looking around like, everything looks like this.
05:37It's because he's in Jersey.
05:38You gotta go, no offense, Jersey.
05:40You're stepping up a little bit.
05:41Everything looks like this in the United States.
05:43It does.
05:43No, no, no.
05:44Really?
05:44Come on.
05:44You've been out to fucking Napa Valley and all that bullshit.
05:46You've been out in Arizona.
05:47Yeah, but like...
05:48You had to go far away.
05:49Places that look like this in Napa Valley.
05:51What's so rough?
05:52Fucking Bermuda Triangle?
05:53It's probably down in the bunker.
05:55I tell you, if I didn't know better, we're off the record here, Albert.
05:58It's Tony.
05:59Right?
06:00Am I wrong?
06:01Honestly, I don't know.
06:03But why?
06:04You even try to back that up?
06:06Why do you think it's Tony?
06:07I mean, don't get me wrong.
06:08I wouldn't piss on this Ralph if he was on fire.
06:12I'd have to whack the guy over a horse.
06:13Oh, it's so obvious.
06:15What can you do?
06:16Tony's the boss.
06:17Century's a tradition here.
06:19Exactly my point.
06:20That guy'd be the first guy online to pull his fucking plug.
06:23Oh, yeah.
06:25Now you're feeling guilt and shit?
06:26I think Justin recognized me a few minutes ago.
06:33He looks like stereotypical mob boss.
06:36I know.
06:37You look like Kingpin.
06:39Her face.
06:41I love your hair.
06:42First word's out of his mouth.
06:43Watch.
06:43I wait in the car.
06:45Oh.
06:46Well, welcome back.
06:47She looks cute.
06:48I love her hair.
06:50Really?
06:51That is so sweet.
06:52I love you.
06:53It's much better than other.
06:54So, for the grown-ups, I bring some of my uncle's wine.
06:57I just made some coffee.
06:58You sure?
07:00But I wait in the car.
07:01Oh, I fear you.
07:02He's a good man.
07:03His heart must be pounding every time he sees him.
07:05No, I can't do anything about it.
07:09Dante.
07:09The divine inferno.
07:11Oh, Dante's in front of you, but it's like tiny?
07:14He's just going to open up everyone's kiss?
07:15You need to make sure I ain't get anything weird.
07:17A little guy.
07:18A little guy.
07:19I don't know.
07:19I want to see, like, wake up.
07:20What he thought of him.
07:21Yeah, but he gave it to his kids.
07:23I'll put him back in.
07:23She will.
07:24Aw.
07:26Nothing for you.
07:27What do you mean nothing?
07:28He was hoping that she got something.
07:30Aw.
07:31Why?
07:32This man is damn miserable.
07:34What is that?
07:35Aw.
07:35Furio, you're not making it.
07:36Aw.
07:37What if?
07:38He probably did get her something.
07:41What if Tony allows it?
07:42Tony might.
07:43What if Tony never allow it?
07:45Are you kidding me?
07:45He's killed so many people today already.
07:47All right, but you gotta get over it.
07:49No, bro.
07:51God.
07:51You gotta kill Ruffy over a horse.
07:53But not a woman.
07:54Oh.
07:55He's crying too?
07:57Yes, she is.
07:59He's crying over a horse?
08:01It was a nice voice.
08:03And he cried over ducks.
08:04He's, like, more sad of an animal.
08:06He was never going to hurt the dog.
08:07We're dumb for thinking that.
08:09Why have you said clown?
08:10From my friends.
08:12My family.
08:13I've heard you describe yourself this way.
08:16Carmela also painted a very different picture.
08:19What do you mean?
08:20Volatile, punching the walls.
08:23Kind of a far cry from the seltzer bottle and bicycle horn.
08:27Maybe you'd like Carmela to be in here if I'm so fucking obnoxious.
08:29Your response to sadness is usually rage, not humor.
08:33Well, you two don't have to trouble yourself.
08:36Because I doubled my dosage.
08:38One, that's ineffective.
08:40Two, it's not a treatment for grief.
08:43It's sad that you've lost something that you love.
08:46It is a horse.
08:47What the fuck is the matter with you?
08:49The only other time you've become this emotional in here.
08:52Those ducks.
08:52It was those ducks.
08:54That was different.
08:55That was a whole different thing.
08:56They were ducks.
08:58Is it different?
08:58Can't I just be sad for a horse without some touchy, feely?
09:03You in a therapy.
09:04Shit, component, do it.
09:06Friend of the family.
09:07Little boy.
09:08Get shot with an arrow.
09:09Gonna live, but he's never gonna be right.
09:11How awful for the parents.
09:13My nephew.
09:14I love that kid like I love my son.
09:17But I think he's got a drug problem.
09:19Heroin.
09:20This is Christopher.
09:21It's 9-11 shit.
09:22I don't know.
09:23You know, there's shit that's going on everywhere.
09:24Anthony, do any of your associates think about any of this?
09:28I feel it, man.
09:28I don't know.
09:29We don't talk about it.
09:29First of today's day and age, there's always some shit happening.
09:32But in Tony's life, too, like,
09:33it's often the way back.
09:35I know it's fucking ridiculous,
09:36but I feel like the Reverend Rodney King Jr., you know?
09:38Why can't we all just get along?
09:40You've caused much suffering yourself, haven't you?
09:44Yeah.
09:46I don't like to think about that.
09:48I don't like to think about that.
09:48I don't like to think about that.
09:49I don't like to think about that.
09:50What kind of God does this shit?
09:51How about Carmine Lupatazzi?
09:54Christopher ever talk about our dinner with him and Tony last July?
09:57No.
09:58Last July?
09:59Last July is insane, bro.
10:00What the fuck?
10:00How was you on?
10:01I don't know what I had for breakfast a week ago.
10:03He's fucking stoned on H all the time, okay?
10:06Aw.
10:07Shut your mouth.
10:08Damn it.
10:09This is like her therapy.
10:10That's why they cut to this.
10:11You know, we put you guys on the mailing list for Hazelden.
10:13That's where all those brochures are coming from.
10:15From you?
10:16Convince him he needs help,
10:17that he should be in rehab.
10:19Yeah.
10:20So you all can get him to snitch there?
10:21Oh, yeah, that's not...
10:24Oh, no.
10:26Oh, that's so sad.
10:29Why would you do that for?
10:30Why did they pull up and revert?
10:32Yeah, just go forward.
10:33That was a weird scene.
10:35They should have just gone forward.
10:36Check out my dog.
10:37See ya.
10:37Honestly, you know,
10:39if this doesn't make Adrian a turn on Christopher.
10:41Yeah.
10:43That's big, man.
10:44Yeah, horses and dogs dying in this show.
10:48It is interesting how we as the audience
10:50always feel worse for animals that die, too.
10:52You know what?
10:52Humans.
10:53See what that fits you.
10:54You do true face.
10:56You feel bad for Ralphie?
10:57No, not Ralphie.
10:58There's no way to come around.
10:59Jackie Jr., yeah.
11:00Jackie Jr.
11:01Fuck Jackie Jr.
11:02He got lied to by Ralphie,
11:04like, gave him the worst advice possible.
11:06Oh, my God.
11:07Where is he?
11:08What is he doing?
11:08Is he scoring more heroin?
11:10Oh, my God.
11:12It's a hell of a drug, Danny.
11:13It's addicting as shit, apparently.
11:15It's cocaine.
11:16Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
11:18Hey, heroin beats cocaine for life.
11:20Drugs are a hell of a drug.
11:22They're not calling him to get TVs.
11:26Fuck out the car, bitch.
11:27Oh, my God.
11:28You know who I am?
11:28He looks like Jon Bernthal's little cousin.
11:31Oh, GTA, motherfucker.
11:33You ain't no fucking cop, that's for sure.
11:36This is embarrassing.
11:37What the fuck is that, bitch?
11:37Stick it off your mother's twat.
11:41Damn.
11:42What did the fire extinguisher come from, bro?
11:44What is that?
11:45What is that?
11:45Is that a toy piano?
11:47It is a toy piano.
11:49That's the sound that they make.
11:51I had one as a kid.
11:54Oh, my God.
11:56Oh, it's stolen.
11:57Yeah, I got some spics.
11:59Who are you?
12:01Christopher, you're bleeding.
12:02Stop touching it.
12:03Did you even know them?
12:04Did you just pull them to a random hood?
12:06Yeah, man.
12:06Look in the back.
12:07I'm one of his heroin homies.
12:09I took him home.
12:10You know, he's all fucked up.
12:11Look at him, man.
12:12Looks like he's spit out of weapons.
12:13Get the fuck out of here.
12:14What?
12:14Just give him $30.
12:16Get out of my house.
12:17Oh, give him his fucking money.
12:19Well, don't kick out heroin, Henry.
12:20We're buddies.
12:21Give him money.
12:22What's the matter with you?
12:23The guy's my friend.
12:25That's your friend?
12:26This is embarrassing, girl.
12:27It's time to go to rehab.
12:29Recovery?
12:30Yes.
12:32Oh!
12:33Put me on a mailing list for junkies, though?
12:35Oh, my God, dude!
12:36You're on a roll.
12:37You're a piece of shit today.
12:40I'm calling the FBI lady right now.
12:43Bro, Ed's about to snitch two times.
12:45Yeah.
12:45You killed my dog and then you put your hands on me?
12:47Fuck that.
12:47You just took your money.
12:48What'd you just take?
12:49We got to go pay heroin, Henry.
12:51Heroin, Henry.
12:53All right.
12:53Still said torture.
12:55I'll take it.
12:56Fuck.
12:56Give it to my mom.
12:57In green drawer.
12:58If you see a piece like this, 25 to 30 Gs had a minimum.
13:01What?
13:01From whom?
13:02Tony said he wanted it for me.
13:04Put it in my car.
13:04Being honest, I hang this picture in my house.
13:07With a picture of Tony in it?
13:08I love that he just...
13:09Tony's gonna come over one day and be like,
13:10What the fuck is that, Pauly?
13:12I love that he inscribed 20 to 30 Gs to it.
13:14How?
13:15How would you...
13:15What are you, an art critic?
13:16What happened?
13:18Your nephew.
13:19He hit you?
13:20A bunch.
13:21What for?
13:22He was high.
13:24Yeah.
13:25Who was this?
13:26His car was stolen by some Puerto Ricans I took his cell phone to.
13:30This dude answered.
13:32I need to talk shit, bro.
13:34You can hire someone to do an intervention, apparently.
13:37Girls, come on.
13:38We're a family here.
13:40He needs a rehab.
13:41I mean, they don't do shit like that.
13:44You go to therapy, Tony.
13:45It's not crazy.
13:46Yeah, but it's quiet.
13:47I feel like we need to have a rehab that's like, shush, shush.
13:51Like, hush, hush.
13:52He needs to check himself in and, like, go through those withdrawals under watch, because
13:57it's going to be bad, bro.
13:59I've seen Requiem for a Dream.
14:01Dude, Pauly.
14:02I feel like Pauly is dead.
14:04No.
14:04No.
14:05Pauly getting yelled at at the best.
14:07I don't know.
14:07Tony's been chewed out.
14:09He's been chewed out before.
14:10I've been chewed.
14:11Yeah.
14:14Bro, you got the plastic.
14:15I hate that shit.
14:17We might sell it later.
14:18You never know.
14:18I'm the smoke next door.
14:20He is such a...
14:21Enigma?
14:22Enigma, yeah.
14:23Why am I always having to come here?
14:26So that I don't fuck Furio.
14:28You understand this?
14:31You're my birth control.
14:33Stay here.
14:34What are you doing, man?
14:34The decorating ideas.
14:37You want to come in?
14:40Mom, you seem way happier when we go by Uncle Furio's house.
14:44Now wait till you see how a mirrored backsplash can amplify a room.
14:47You want something?
14:49Something to drink?
14:50We gotta go.
14:52If you got a cup of coffee.
14:54She came here to show the plans.
14:55AJ, she's not leaving anytime soon.
14:57AJ, go in the car.
14:58He loved that little man, by the way.
15:00And Meadow loved that book.
15:02Haven't seen Meadow in a while.
15:03I feel bad.
15:04I didn't give you something.
15:06I bring something, but I forgot it when I left that morning.
15:09She's gonna find it.
15:10Balsamic vinegar.
15:1135 years.
15:12From my sister's husband's family.
15:14Oh, that's such a good gift.
15:16Vinegar?
15:16A 35 years old balsamic vinegar?
15:20From his family?
15:20Y'all been aging?
15:21From his family?
15:22And she loves to cook, so.
15:24And it would be like so expensive.
15:27I don't know if anyone was like that.
15:29Balsamic vinegar.
15:30Dude, diligent salad dressing.
15:33He was not so nice.
15:35I don't belong there no more.
15:37I'm like a visitor in my own town.
15:40There is nothing there for me now.
15:42You know special someone?
15:44I feel strange to live here also.
15:46Doesn't feel like he belongs anywhere.
15:47Maybe I should never have come to America.
15:49You've made such a nice life for yourself, though.
15:52You've got a wonderful home.
15:54A girlfriend.
15:55No.
15:55No?
15:56What do you mean no?
15:57This man.
15:58I mean, this girl.
15:59She's on with him.
16:00I know.
16:00She was asking special someone.
16:01I tried to talk to her, but there is no communication, like with some people.
16:08You know what I mean?
16:11That's what love is built on.
16:13Si.
16:16These two are in their own movie right now.
16:18No, why did you come back?
16:20I come back for the UConn.
16:21You said you'd take me to Comp USA so I can get in there.
16:23Get out of here, AJ!
16:24God damn it!
16:25You cockblock, you son of a bitch!
16:29I'm kidding, AJ.
16:30You're good, kid.
16:31You're good, budcha.
16:32Thank you very much for the vinegar.
16:34Is that the tea over there?
16:37Uh-huh.
16:38God, guys!
16:39I want them to know.
16:40This is so hot!
16:41It's so hot!
16:42This is so hot!
16:43Just do it!
16:44Jesus Christ!
16:44This is just before the heated rivalry.
16:46There's like a whole four plays happening.
16:49Hello?
16:49We're just talking.
16:50Oh, there's a movie like this.
16:52It's a Chinese movie I really want to watch.
16:54It's called In the Mood for Love.
16:55Where's Bronco?
16:56She jumped ship already?
16:58She's in hospital for a while.
17:01Sis!
17:02Where's the old fart?
17:03Gotta talk to her.
17:04I feel like if we bring her into folds of our business, she will be so good.
17:08She'll probably do a shit for the Russians.
17:09Okay.
17:11Want some wine?
17:13From Furio's uncle in Italy?
17:15Yes.
17:16Dude, wine from Italy?
17:17She said they had a lot of sun in this year.
17:20Furio, why are you not my friend?
17:22Everybody wants to fuck Furio.
17:25It needs ice.
17:26Whoa, whoa, whoa!
17:27Bro, Russian AF.
17:28What do you mean it needs ice?
17:29What are you talking about?
17:30What the fuck's wrong with you?
17:32I'm gonna watch the Bloomberg.
17:33He's like, aye!
17:34She fucked it up.
17:35I am disappointed.
17:37So what's all that?
17:38I'm making a website for my business.
17:40You know how to do that?
17:42I stuck.
17:43I called you.
17:43You got married yet?
17:45Maybe when you get back.
17:47Why do you get?
17:48Fourth century, see?
17:49You're Russian.
17:50You got all the anglers.
17:50You come over here.
17:51You bust your ass.
17:52People are people.
17:54You got every excuse to be in the bottle.
17:56I mean, you are a designer website.
17:59She's like, why can't my nephew be like you, huh?
18:01What excuse?
18:02Where do you get this motivation?
18:03You ain't got no leg, girl.
18:05No, what?
18:06This is like the first generation foreign motivation.
18:08I'm like, you know what I did?
18:09Oh.
18:10My leg.
18:11I don't think of it right away.
18:13She talking shit.
18:15She's like, I know exactly what she's talking about.
18:17You have a vacuum?
18:18What do you do?
18:19Your new George Foreman grill will tell you exactly to perfection.
18:22What the fuck?
18:23He's gonna trade that in for George Foreman grill.
18:25Is he just realizing what happened?
18:26Pauly's also in his own movie right now.
18:28Right?
18:28Yeah.
18:29He's being watched by a haunted man.
18:33What the fuck?
18:35They're out of its misery.
18:36He's always looking at me.
18:38Oh, look.
18:38Wine glasses.
18:39What are y'all doing?
18:40It makes it feel like they're drinking super grape juice.
18:42Plus, I know that they're on set and it's not wine and it kind of looks like grape juice.
18:46Maybe they can't even have.
18:47Actually, Sopranos was super famous for having real food and real props for a lot of this stuff.
18:52Let's get him in this condition.
18:54Who knows what Islamalists say?
18:56Well, no more reason to clean him up.
18:57It reminds me of people's feet.
18:59Oh, you don't like the wine?
19:01They are probably crushing the grapes, though.
19:03I don't know if I can do that on a thing.
19:05I'm like Palladino.
19:06You remember him?
19:07I'm being an E guy.
19:08Real juicer.
19:09He's an AA now.
19:10Maybe I'd give him a call.
19:12Me with the competency hearings.
19:13You with the hedge finkers.
19:15This one in rehab.
19:18I don't know if it's gone to the shits.
19:19I mean, y'all still making money.
19:21So if it's working, it's working.
19:21I didn't think the rehab had a bad name as being in therapy.
19:26I feel like the same negative connotation.
19:29You had two weeks enough to get it clean yourself.
19:31Lindsay Lohan was made fun of on Letterman for checking into rehab.
19:35It was a different time.
19:37Why are y'all talking about this?
19:38She's opening it up.
19:42Aw, she's a good friend.
19:53Oh, you're just talking about it, bro.
20:02It's going to hit hard, bro.
20:09Is this what women want?
20:10Where have we been?
20:11Yeah, just listen.
20:13We just want somebody to listen.
20:15What?
20:19Marcelo has a great stand-up.
20:20Talks about this.
20:22But she knows it's inevitable.
20:24Like, we're going to fuck, and I'm so scared.
20:26This intervention.
20:27Oh, boy.
20:28I feel like if they were done in it, it would be okay.
20:30Because this is another country.
20:31Chris is not going to walk in.
20:32He's going to walk in and be like, what the fuck is this?
20:35For those of you who don't know me, my name is Dominic.
20:38And I'm an alcoholic and an addict.
20:39Don't forget scumbag.
20:41I joined AA in prison.
20:43And frankly, it saved my life.
20:45Not only do we share a certain background and culture,
20:48we also care about Chris and want to help him with his heroin addiction.
20:52This is about to be a wild trip, bro.
20:54It's damn near a skit.
20:55They can't.
20:55I always wanted to do this.
20:57The same.
20:59The same.
21:00You see it all the time.
21:02Yeah.
21:03Are we not good enough friends for people?
21:04I want someone.
21:05None of you are high enough.
21:06That's the fucking problem.
21:07We all ride in the line.
21:09Steal someone's car.
21:10We'll do one, bro.
21:11The thing for you guys is to make a list of specific times where Christopher's drug use impacted on you
21:16directly.
21:17He sat on my dog.
21:19My dog.
21:20For example.
21:20My dog.
21:21Adrian, is it?
21:21Christopher, last Monday you came home from work high and deligerent, and you were physically abusive to me.
21:27What if he's high when we try to talk to him?
21:30During my first intervention, Stephen Patron waited 10 hours for me to sober up.
21:33Gee.
21:35As in heroin addiction, alcoholics suffer fairly high recidivism rate.
21:39So he's taking advice from a two-time...
21:41Pauly, shut up!
21:42Pauly, shut up!
21:43Why do y'all bring Pauly?
21:44Out of all the people.
21:45I haven't really met Ralph.
21:46Oh.
21:47I saw him once from a distance, though.
21:49You're the whole reason this happened.
21:50A long struggle out of him, that's for sure.
21:53Todd, are you still having fun sex with all the shit going on?
21:56I don't know.
21:57Maybe Ralphie would have burned the horses even if he wasn't porking this girl.
22:01We are bringing her with us for this?
22:04No, this is for something different, right?
22:06Yeah, I mean, he's just having a meeting, but why is she there?
22:09Oh, probably a councilman, like, not an actual...
22:11So what's up, you'll make me lay for a table towel on a fucking green.
22:14How's the real estate business?
22:15You, Ralph, Zellman...
22:17Zellman?
22:18Zellman tell you this?
22:19I'm giving you an opportunity to cut a deal, make it right.
22:22Last time, Field and Hyster Avenue, I caught you in at a friendship, but that's over, John.
22:26You sure you want to go down this road?
22:28Oh, shit.
22:30We're not cutting it in for the properties?
22:32They did that HUD deal with Ralphie.
22:34It came out, like, what, they got, like, $60,000 each or something?
22:36And he didn't cut a...
22:38Oh, okay.
22:38So they don't know about Robert's murder?
22:40No.
22:41Okay, okay, okay.
22:41I think he will heavily hint it, though, to Carmine.
22:45Change his face a little.
22:46Pardon me?
22:47A stronger chin, maybe.
22:48I was thinking like those painters you see in the courthouse.
22:51A revolutionary war general.
22:53What?
22:53Napoleon and his horse.
22:55That kind of thing.
22:56Oh, what?
22:57Paulie's having a side mission.
22:58Paulie's like, I want it, but I don't want Tony in it.
23:00Can you Photoshop the painting?
23:02What's going on, Tony?
23:04I think I know what happened to Ralph.
23:05Oh.
23:06If I'm right, he ain't coming back.
23:08Pin it on John.
23:09It was New York.
23:10Johnny Sack?
23:12What was it?
23:13A fat joke?
23:14Sure that didn't help.
23:16Come on.
23:17Paulie's like, did I fuck, did I do this?
23:19I think they wanted a piece of it.
23:21I think they confront the Ralph.
23:23Oh, man.
23:24It was showers.
23:25You're going to, like, cause a fucking war.
23:26What do you say so much is what he didn't say.
23:29You go to your people.
23:30I want a full investigation.
23:33Nobody makes a move until we know what happened.
23:36He's playing secret Hitler, and he is Hitler.
23:39What the fuck?
23:41Here we go.
23:42I have a sheet.
23:43I know you don't know me, but, uh, yeah, you're the guy who, uh, broke into stool liners that
23:47time.
23:47You stole all those pork on.
23:49Yeah.
23:50Why I'm here today.
23:52Wow.
23:52Everyone had that leg back in the day.
23:54Yeah, bro.
23:55What?
23:55Three squits?
23:56Mm-hmm.
23:56Fuck this shit.
23:58You were told once.
23:59Now, sit down.
24:01Okay.
24:01He has, oh, I guess he has Bruce.
24:02This one.
24:03Fine.
24:03We're going to intervene or beat you up.
24:05Both.
24:06You will be in trouble.
24:07I'm in my cigarettes.
24:09Let's get in here.
24:10Ma.
24:11Jesus.
24:12This won't be easy for any of us.
24:14But I want you to know that we're here today because we care about you.
24:17What was this?
24:18Your idea?
24:19All we ask is that you listen.
24:21My only dream is that we have a happy life together.
24:24The last few months, things have got very bad with us.
24:28You're high all the time, and I can't take it.
24:30Be specific, honey.
24:31When we first started going out, we made love all the time.
24:35Now, because of the drugs.
24:36Jesus, is this fucking necessary?
24:39That's the eye.
24:40Nice.
24:41Woo.
24:41I feel like there was other things we could have touched on.
24:44No, she had to go there first.
24:45To learn that you would kill our dog.
24:46Yeah.
24:47That was the final straw.
24:48Uh-oh.
24:48Oh, he did a dog.
24:49Oh.
24:50You killed a dog?
24:52What'd you do that for?
24:53Oh, my God.
24:54Tony's like, I hope these fucking animals.
24:55What was it, barking?
24:56He sat on the wall.
24:58He was high.
24:59She got suffocated or something.
25:00Oh, don't tell that to Tony.
25:01He's going to kill you for that.
25:02Oh.
25:03You done, Adriana?
25:04Yeah, I'm done.
25:06Why is he leaving?
25:07You killed little Cosette.
25:08I'm going to suffocate you, you little prick.
25:11Tony.
25:12Tony cares more about the animals.
25:14I mean, it makes sense.
25:15Sylvia's like, oh, he definitely killed Ralphie.
25:17He killed that horse.
25:18Your hair was in the toilet water.
25:20Oh, dog.
25:21I told you I had the flu.
25:23I said, my piece, Chris, eat great.
25:24He's got it.
25:26He's got it.
25:27But I can verify that he was sick for a little while.
25:29Still, this thing with the dog.
25:30How could you not see it on a chair?
25:32You get me emotional, Tony.
25:34That's because I know what it's like to lose a pet.
25:36Huh?
25:37The horse.
25:38I happen to know that you were high at my mother-in-law's wake.
25:41My mother's wake.
25:44Jesus Christ.
25:45How else was I supposed to get through that, though?
25:46I mean, come on.
25:47To be fair, Tony, you kind of wish you was high, too, right?
25:49That one's, uh...
25:50Not had to win.
25:51Well, you want to read your statement?
25:53I don't write nothing down.
25:54You out of control, and you become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.
25:58Oh, listen, you.
26:00Guys, whoa, whoa, whoa.
26:01We said...
26:02Why would you bring Pauly for this?
26:04Seriously, Pauly, you want to talk about fucking up?
26:06Pine Barrens.
26:07Magic Chrissy.
26:07Wow.
26:08I thought we were being honest here.
26:09Oh.
26:10Oh.
26:10Oh.
26:10Let's do it.
26:11Oh.
26:12Oh.
26:12Oh.
26:12Oh.
26:12Oh.
26:13Oh.
26:13Oh.
26:13Get in there.
26:13Oh, yeah.
26:14Get in there.
26:15Oh, yeah.
26:15You want to talk about self-control?
26:16Let's do it.
26:17How about you, Syl?
26:18Fucking every slut you got working in a place when you got a wife and kids at home?
26:22Oh, you, Pauly.
26:23Huh?
26:23Yeah, remember last winter in the woods with the Russian guy?
26:26Christopher, I'm fucking warning you.
26:27We are here to talk about you killing yourself with drugs.
26:30Well, you fucking here.
26:31You're going to have a heart attack by the time you're fixed.
26:33Oh, no.
26:33Oh, shit.
26:34God, maybe someone will smack some goddamn sense into him.
26:38Fuck you, you fucking whore.
26:39Oh.
26:40Oh.
26:42Oh, my God, stop.
26:48Guys, this was in that one.
26:49Oh, shit.
26:50Oh, shit.
26:51This is the mafia intervention, baby.
26:53I knew they were going to beat you up.
26:55That was great.
26:55Oh, my God, we're going to hospital.
26:56That was great.
26:57That was awesome.
26:58Sit down.
26:59We're going to beat you up.
27:00He slipped off the kitchen counter screen for ants.
27:02Well, he was waving socks.
27:03It looked like two grown men beat the brakes off him.
27:06Yep.
27:07The man has a hairline skull fracture.
27:09We'll admit him.
27:09Keep him overnight.
27:10Oh, that's not good.
27:11Damn, y'all broke this thing in brain.
27:13They fucked his ass up, bro.
27:15Syl got over there quick, threw the chair out the way.
27:17It was on and popping.
27:18He just threw Dominic on the side.
27:20Does it hurt?
27:22They gave me some ass.
27:24What's happened?
27:25Well, enjoy it because it's the last fucking drug you're ever going to take.
27:28I'm sorry, T.
27:29Shut the fuck up and listen to me.
27:31You're my nephew, Christopher.
27:33And I love you.
27:34And that's the only reason you're alive right now.
27:37Or anybody else, they would have their fucking intervention right
27:40to the back of their head.
27:41I know what you're telling me.
27:43I'll never forget that.
27:44This is how you repay me.
27:45I told you you were the future of this family.
27:48I gave you that responsibility.
27:50And you looked me in the eye.
27:51And you accepted it.
27:53And you were fucking high.
27:55Aw, Chris.
27:57Tomorrow morning you're going to go with Patsy up to this rehab place in Pennsylvania.
28:00You're going to every fucking session and you're going to keep your mouth shut.
28:04Now, if you don't need anything, Patsy's going to be half a mile away from you in a motel.
28:10Do you understand what I'm saying to you?
28:11So, mm-hmm.
28:14Christopher, got dropped together.
28:18How did I fucking get to this?
28:20I mean, we know he sent Patsy for fucking Gloria for a reminder.
28:23Like, she's going to be Patsy going to be right around the corner.
28:26Put some patience.
28:27Are you driving you to drink?
28:28I can drive myself.
28:31I don't know what's happening here either.
28:35It's a sipper, bro.
28:37I needed that.
28:39What's the matter?
28:40Spent a long time in the hospital last night.
28:43Are we drinking the shittiest vodka possible?
28:46I wasn't expecting a visitor.
28:48How about those meds?
28:50Don't start with me on those meds.
28:52Huh?
28:53I was thinking about you.
28:54So you're drunk already?
28:56No, no, no.
28:56I was just thinking about the way you are.
28:58I always have this little smile.
29:00Like you got your own private joke.
29:02Mm-hmm.
29:04You might need a cousin.
29:06I wish I'd know your secret.
29:07Lose a leg and start making websites.
29:11That's the whole purpose for people like me.
29:13To inspire people like you.
29:16Mm-hmm.
29:17So it's the trouble with you Americans.
29:19You expect nothing bad ever to happen
29:21when the rest of the world expect only bad to happen.
29:24And they are not disappointed.
29:26You lie on couches and a vegetarian psychiatrist.
29:30You got too much time to think about yourselves.
29:33Sounds like me, all right.
29:35You're not so bad.
29:37I always feel positive towards you.
29:40Tony wants to fire her.
29:41I don't do it, Tony.
29:43Why not?
29:43Don't do it.
29:44You should see yourself now.
29:45I know she looks beautiful.
29:47And the shadows, eh?
29:48You're beautiful.
29:49Remind me of that movie star, Ram.
29:51Got a gobble.
29:53Mm-hmm.
29:54Don't fuck this.
29:54Cue this saxophone.
29:56About to break this couch in.
29:58No, she's actually...
29:58Okay, well...
30:01The Tony process is grief-crazy, but I get it.
30:05He's supposed to fuck everybody.
30:07Yeah.
30:09Who, she?
30:10No, Tony.
30:10Oh, yeah.
30:11Junie's not home, is he?
30:12I know.
30:13He's asleep.
30:14And that leg off, too?
30:15We about to...
30:15The leg is off.
30:17You got a lot of space there.
30:18Odyssey for the couch?
30:19Yeah, it's perfect.
30:23Christian, just keep in mind...
30:25You don't deserve her at all.
30:26Patsy will kill you two times if you fuck up.
30:29He's down the block.
30:30Yeah, you know what I mean.
30:32He'll be half a mile away.
30:33If you need anything.
30:34In your mind, too.
30:36Would you test it?
30:37If you wanted a hit bad enough, would you test it, Patsy?
30:40Call me later.
30:41No phone calls for the first two weeks.
30:43Oh, right.
30:44I was thinking of keeping a journal anyway.
30:47Brad Miller, congratulations.
30:49You got here, dude.
30:51That's the hardest part.
30:52I'm going to have to search your bag.
30:54The cigarettes are okay, right?
30:56In fact, I'm encouraged for patients who smoke, but Chris, no chocolate alone.
31:00Why not?
31:00No caffeine or substances containing caffeine.
31:03The cigarettes are fine.
31:04This bus, but they can get it all out of the system quicker.
31:07No, there is something about heroin addicts and liking sweets, isn't there?
31:10What do you think?
31:11I think it's caffeine regularly.
31:13You can't have any coffee or anything either.
31:16Terrifying.
31:17Like, I don't know if it makes it easier or not, legitimately.
31:19It's going more to be just staying in.
31:21Is it?
31:22I mean, or else someone's going to kill me.
31:24They say you got to, like, want to do it, and I feel like Patsy threatening to kill you
31:27doesn't make you want to do it.
31:28But if you get through it, then you're safe.
31:31Damn.
31:31When's Bill coming back?
31:33See what I can.
31:35Maybe I call you, but I don't think so.
31:39You didn't like it?
31:40I like it, very much.
31:42You're a nice guy, but I got my own problems.
31:44What, are you fucking kidding me?
31:46It's okay for him to say it, but not okay for her to say it.
31:49What are you doing?
31:50I didn't expect you so soon.
31:56Bro, she look like a cigarette in the vodka.
31:58She's in bliss.
32:01Oh, Sylvia, you're just a sad voice.
32:04Sylvia, Sylvia.
32:06He had an Usher video, bro.
32:07Look at how dark he is.
32:09Look at his framing.
32:09Look at his framing, too.
32:10Yeah.
32:12About to start raining.
32:13He's about to be outside dancing.
32:14Hello.
32:15In front of her house.
32:15My own friend.
32:17I think you're risking for the biscuit, bro.
32:19It's like, fuck it.
32:19If I'm going to die, I'm going to die.
32:21Ah!
32:22She not home?
32:25Charles Hotel.
32:28AJ's at Patrick's with the Tony in fridge.
32:32Well, see, damn.
32:33She's just like, I went to a hotel.
32:34That's it.
32:35It's happening.
32:37It's happening.
32:38She left AJ somewhere.
32:39Oh, and he cooked.
32:43He's cooking for himself, but she is going to show up.
32:46I know, but I'm just, if she's cooking, if he's cooking, like, she's smitten.
32:49He put it in a microwave.
32:52The difference.
32:53I want this so bad.
32:54I've never been so excited for infidelity in a TV show.
32:57I swear.
32:59You think she's going to show up?
33:00Hell yeah, man.
33:05Diabolical.
33:06I think they're only just doing this for this shot.
33:07Moatwood pasta?
33:08What is wrong with that?
33:09Diabolical.
33:10What is wrong with you?
33:11That is, that's some grade A.
33:13Is she already there?
33:14Nah, she's about to.
33:16But meanwhile, Pauly's putting his back up.
33:18Oh my God, they actually made him.
33:20Oh, he did put him in a hat.
33:21What the fuck?
33:22Is it?
33:22It's kind of Pauly a little bit, bro.
33:24It does.
33:24Pauly Napoleon.
33:26Much better.
33:27Napoleon.
33:28I mean, it does look great there.
33:29It's just.
33:30Yeah.
33:30Fits perfect.
33:32All right, this means something.
33:37Captain Tony about to sell you some cereal.
33:40The eyes.
33:41Oh, he's watching you still.
33:42He should have made it brown.
33:43God damn it.
33:44No, I don't want to wait.
33:46Another episode.
33:46I want them to fuck now.
33:50Damn it.
33:52What a great episode.
33:54The strong silent.
33:55Oh, Furio.
33:56The strong silent type.
33:58I mean, also what we want Christopher to be, but he can't.
34:01What Tony misses out on, but he can't.
34:03Pauly kind of is, but he's terrifying.
34:06And I think he's worried.
34:08But, you know, Tony's watching him.
34:10He's feeling the guilt because he snitched about a bunch of shit.
34:12He thinks he also kicked off this thing with Ralphie because they were like, if New York
34:18killed Ralphie, Pauly's like, fuck, I was telling him shit.
34:19Oh, that's true.
34:20That's true.
34:20It feels like Tony's watching over his shoulder.
34:22Like, he's worried.
34:23Yeah.
34:23Ralphie dying has everybody in the crew a little worried.
34:27Yeah.
34:28At first, when he probably, like, looked at the painting, I thought he was, like, putting
34:32two and two together.
34:33Like, maybe, I guess he already knew.
34:35I think everybody's just kind of assumed that Tony may have killed Ralphie, but I thought
34:42that was when he was first realizing it.
34:43But, like, I guess you're saying, like, oh, he also guilty of the shit, but it could be
34:48that he thinks that the stuff that he gave to John and stuff that caused Ralphie to kill.
34:53Yeah, I think that's what he's, yeah.
34:55Yeah, because there wasn't any given them information.
34:57He told them about HUD.
34:59So then John was like, oh, you didn't bring us in a HUD.
35:02Like, Pauly was the one who gave that information to them.
35:04It kind of works out perfectly.
35:06It does.
35:07It does.
35:08It's crazy.
35:10Yeah, man.
35:11And once his name almost had Ralphie killed already, like, he was this close.
35:16So, like, if anyone knew about that, like, people that he had already inquired to about
35:20doing a hit on him, they could corroborate and be like, oh, I wouldn't put it past
35:24him to do it.
35:25Yeah.
35:26So, this one right here, hear me out.
35:30And we kind of got an episode about how people deal with grief and a little bit about, like,
35:35addiction and shit, too, right?
35:36Like, I don't know if we could say Tony's addicted to sex.
35:38It doesn't seem like it takes up a bunch of his time, but it is how he deals with a
35:41lot of shit.
35:42Like, Tony's got no problem fucking anybody.
35:45And to contrast that with, uh, and, like, I think the Russian girl's fucking cute.
35:48I mean, there's no problem with that, but, I mean, the problem is, but I feel like with
35:51Carmella, like, sitting down and having this conversation and talking and agonizing and
35:55going over this, like, Carmella's really ramping herself up for this, right?
35:59She's like, I want my piece of happiness.
36:01Like, I'm going to fuck Furio.
36:02That's going to happen.
36:03But Tony doesn't think about it twice.
36:05Like, it's not even a fucking, it's not even a thing for him.
36:07You know what I mean?
36:07It's like eating a bag of chips.
36:08Like, he doesn't, it's not a thing at all.
36:10I think Tony's addicted to control.
36:12Yeah.
36:13Because he was, like, upset that Carmella had done the haircut.
36:17It was like, I thought we were going to talk about it before.
36:19Now she's taking control away from him in that way with just being like, hey, I'm sitting
36:22at a hotel.
36:23Bye.
36:24Yeah.
36:24And he's, like, fucking these women and stuff, whoever he wants.
36:28It is a sense of something he can control in his life.
36:31Whereas when these defenseless animals die, that's out of his control.
36:36Human beings dying?
36:37Something fully in his control most of the time.
36:39Yeah.
36:39Yeah.
36:40But, I don't know.
36:40Just wondering.
36:41And I mean, to going to that, yeah, like, in the end, I forgot what her name is.
36:45A Russian girl.
36:46When she was like, oh, I don't think it's a good idea.
36:49Like, we saw, like, I may call you, but that might not happen.
36:52Yeah.
36:52I think it's Svetlana, maybe.
36:53Yeah.
36:53Something that Tony may have set that boundary with other girls in the past and didn't accept
36:59it.
37:00But he was perfectly fine setting that boundary, whereas, like, for her to set that, it was
37:04like, what are you talking about?
37:05Like, no, I'm going to, like, from his side, it was like, I'm going to see you when I see
37:09you.
37:10Yeah.
37:10Like, you can't tell me that you can't see me, kind of thing.
37:14So, it's like, going back to control thing.
37:15What was her, what was Svetlana's relationship with Irina?
37:18Cousins.
37:19Cousins.
37:19Yeah.
37:20Yeah.
37:20You know, so now he's about to run through the whole family.
37:22Here's a 30,000 foot up question for you guys.
37:26A lot of TV shows like this, like these premier HBO TV shows, they have, like, a lot of fucking,
37:30like, cheating in them, right?
37:32And, like, just a lot of TV shows of this time.
37:33Was that just a thing people were doing?
37:35I guess so.
37:36Like, were motherfuckers cheating this often?
37:37Were the people writing it just about that?
37:39Like, if I...
37:40They're in the mob.
37:41I mean, but just, I'm not even talking about this.
37:43Just, like, I feel like this is, like, I don't know.
37:45This show makes me feel like people, like, y'all just fucking like this.
37:47It was like, it was like, Rho, but not even that, like, Rho, apparently that was this
37:52thing.
37:53I'm glad that Carmella and Rho.
37:54Yeah, she's like, you fucked Steve.
37:55Yeah, Rho was, I guess, having sex too.
37:57So, it must be one of those things, like, in old days, like, you were married and the divorce
38:02looks just so bad that you will stay in the marriage, but just do things like that.
38:07So, it turns out everybody's non-monogamous on a long enough timeline, I guess.
38:10But maybe shows of this time just had that, the risqueness.
38:16That's what I'm saying.
38:16I can't tell if it's, like, a spice of the show or, like, if it was, like, in the actual,
38:21like, American culture often.
38:23People are just fucking...
38:23Don't 50%...
38:24Marriages end in divorce, yes, but...
38:27Also, nowadays, it's...
38:28I mean, people are stupid when they cheat because everything is traceable.
38:33Like, at that time, you saw somebody, like, there wasn't, like, I'm gonna call this hotel
38:38and figure all this out.
38:39Like, nowadays, like...
38:40Everybody's gonna find my phone for their spouse.
38:41Everybody's DMing everybody.
38:43It's like, dude, you can't DM someone.
38:44Like, it's gonna pop up on your phone and then your excuses are stupid.
38:49But, yeah, I think Carmella's thing was...
38:51It's weird.
38:52It's weirdly, like, sweet, like, with her and Furio.
38:54Yeah.
38:55I also really kind of...
38:56I'm sitting on the couch.
38:58Yeah, I really appreciated Carm and Ro, like, their relationship.
39:01Like, to a point, like, she needed to talk to someone and for them to have that conversation.
39:05And Ro was like, you're not even fucking each other.
39:07I don't think it's real yet.
39:08I got both the confidants in their life to Furio and Carmella are just like, cool.
39:13Don't do it.
39:14Okay?
39:15If you haven't done it yet, do not do it.
39:17That's what good friends do.
39:18I also like that she said, we haven't slept together yet.
39:21Like, she knows.
39:21Yeah.
39:22She knows it's about to happen.
39:23Like, she can feel it.
39:24It's like the weekend.
39:25Did Carmella say that?
39:25Yeah.
39:26Carmella said, we haven't slept together yet.
39:27Yeah.
39:28I like...
39:28Yeah.
39:29It was very adorable just to hear her say...
39:32I mean, obviously, it's infidelity.
39:33It's cheating.
39:35But it's weird to root for it because she's describing true love in that way.
39:40He listens to me like he's interested in what I have to say.
39:42He looks at me like I'm beautiful.
39:45Yeah.
39:45I'm like, what?
39:46That's a very minimal thing.
39:48There's a stand-up by Marcelo Hernandez.
39:50I don't know if you guys watched it.
39:51I think you watched it a little bit because Corey was watching it.
39:53And he does this whole bit.
39:55It was like there's times like all the women want is just to listen.
39:58Like, you will sometimes see this beautiful woman with a guy who's like not beautiful at all.
40:02Like, they shouldn't be together.
40:03But like, you know what?
40:04He listens and asks questions.
40:07That's all he's doing and he's getting these girls.
40:10And I was like, yeah, that's simply what it comes down to.
40:12Listen.
40:13We communicate.
40:13And actually ask questions about what we are saying.
40:16Very minimal.
40:17Very minimal.
40:19It's not a lot.
40:20It's not a lot.
40:22And these people have tuned me out already.
40:24We're locked in.
40:25Ah, whatever.
40:27Intervention.
40:27Let's talk about intervention.
40:29Yeah, so look.
40:30I just mentioned it.
40:31I've just seen it so many times.
40:32There's that always sunny episode of intervention where they're just like, ha, ha.
40:35It was like the worst way to do an intervention.
40:38I was like with someone with PTSD.
40:40Have you seen how I met your mother when they had like intervention day?
40:42Yeah, they had intervention about everything.
40:44Yeah, they had intervention about intervention.
40:45That's really funny.
40:47But because it wasn't like about drugs or anything.
40:49It was like we could come to you like, Serge, you've been flapping your gums way too much time.
40:53You have to stop this.
40:54Yes, they were having like intervention like those.
40:56It was just so funny.
40:58Oh, bro.
40:59We should start a TikTok trend of like goofy interventions like that where we're just.
41:03Okay, sorry.
41:04No, no, no.
41:05I was just going to say like, bro, this was inevitable.
41:07First off, you brought Pauly.
41:09Pauly's.
41:10That was your first mistake.
41:12All right.
41:12Pauly just came there to insult her.
41:14You suck.
41:14You're weak.
41:15And I fucked your mother.
41:16Right.
41:16Yeah.
41:16For no reason.
41:17Like, what?
41:18Like, out of all the people to bring, bro.
41:20And it's like inevitable.
41:22All right.
41:22So listen.
41:22It was going well until then.
41:24You guys remember I told you I saw a Sopranos meme and I didn't understand it.
41:27It was when Christopher Giles was that really fucking necessary, but it was that over Duncan
41:31shitting.
41:32Like, oh, for the first time.
41:34From Night of the Seven.
41:36So I saw that meme and I was like, I was like, what the fuck is that from?
41:39And I'm glad.
41:39I'm glad it wasn't too far away.
41:41And also, yeah.
41:42That kind of gun, they hit just his face, bro.
41:43Let him take his, like, Pauly misunderstood the entire con.
41:47He did not understand the assignment.
41:48That guy perfectly laid out.
41:50Like, great instructor.
41:51That guy did great instructions of informing, like, what this is.
41:54Even rebuking Pauly's asshole comments.
41:58Like, oh, you're never, like, you're never a loser if you're in recovery.
42:02That type of thing.
42:02And it's a process.
42:03He said, oh, man.
42:04But, yeah, he was just waiting to go off on Chris without any railings.
42:09Like, he signed up for that.
42:10As soon as he heard of this.
42:11Like, that's what I did.
42:12Yeah, I'll do it.
42:12I thought we were going to verbally beat him up.
42:14But then once I learned we could physically beat him up, I felt like that was way better.
42:18They got in there, bro.
42:19You have to look.
42:20Okay, let me play this.
42:21Like, when they come out.
42:22Like, did he just throw Dominic to the side?
42:25Okay.
42:26We have to, like, watch it here.
42:27He insults his mom in front of everybody, which we do not do.
42:29As you know, we know how these guys feel about moms.
42:31He called Tony fat.
42:33Yeah.
42:33Yeah, like, you're going to have a heart attack.
42:35And, you know, he just comes in.
42:39Just so funny.
42:42Oh, my God.
42:42Him calling his mom that, like, that was just awful.
42:46Wham.
42:46Look, he's like, what are you doing?
42:49Get the fuck out of the way.
42:50He was just sitting there.
42:53My God.
42:54And what was Silvio saying about his hair felt like it was in a toilet?
42:59He was in a toilet and his hair was disgusting.
43:02Like, I don't know.
43:03He was like, Tony was like, oh, no, he was actually sick that time.
43:05I have no idea.
43:07Like, I don't know.
43:08I guess he must have been throwing up and, like.
43:12But Chris does have a point, right?
43:14Like, every single dude in this room could be at an intervention for something.
43:18Chris is his heroine and he's fucking up hardcore.
43:19But Chris sat on a fucking dog.
43:21He did.
43:22He did.
43:22But, like, when he's like, I mean, what?
43:24From you, Sil, you're fucking every single one of the women that, like, works at the bar.
43:27But it's not affecting his home life.
43:28It's not affecting his home life.
43:28I'm just saying that, like, they all have their own hangups.
43:31You know what I mean?
43:32And, like, it's weird that, like.
43:34I know that Chris is going to try to come at them for that.
43:36But it's also, like.
43:37They're also worried about, like, what he's going to say next.
43:38He knows dirt on all of them.
43:39And he's wilding out right now.
43:41That ass whooping was swift, though.
43:42Silvio comes over there.
43:44Not fast at all.
43:45He comes over there with the energy of a dad.
43:46Like, he pushes Dominic out.
43:48He's not moving fast.
43:49He's just.
43:49He's on a war.
43:50There was no reason to push Dominic.
43:52No, fuck you, bro.
43:54Because Dominic knew preemptively, you're going to say something about this.
43:57Yeah, Silvio was just, like, one time I came in in the morning to Opa.
44:00And then you were there with your head half in the toilet.
44:02Your head was in the toilet water.
44:04Disgusting.
44:05But Tony was, like, he was actually sick there.
44:07But, hey, but regardless.
44:09Regardless.
44:10You know, it's just.
44:11It's interesting that Adriana's saying about dog was, like, that's it.
44:16Bro, Tony's saying, what, you killed a fucking dog?
44:19Yeah, I feel like Christopher, I know he's on drugs.
44:21So he can't really understand it.
44:23But, like, yeah, they can do intervention for all of them.
44:24But, like, being on drugs.
44:26Yeah, Chris is the worst.
44:28And doing his job.
44:28Yeah.
44:29Like, that just can't be.
44:31They can all do their own bullshit without, like, going too far.
44:35Yeah.
44:35And, Chris, you're the one who, you can't.
44:37I mean, it's just crazy.
44:39It's going to take an intervention for him to, like, go to rehab.
44:41Like, him killing a dog, that didn't do nothing.
44:43Bro, he's on heroin.
44:44Even at that time.
44:45But after you find out that I killed my girlfriend's dog by sitting on it,
44:50you're not going to reevaluate your life?
44:51He blamed it on her?
44:52No, he's hot.
44:54But after you come down on a high and you feel bad, get high again.
44:58If you're a dad addicted, the next thing when you come down,
45:02what you're thinking is how you're going to get high again.
45:04You're not really thinking about it.
45:06And if you are, you're regretting, well, let's make myself numb again.
45:10Let's get high so I don't think about it.
45:11Like, real talk, it is truly, like, heroin fucking is diabolical in this way.
45:16Because, like, yeah, he can feel bad for it.
45:18But the second he wants to stop feeling bad, he'll just get high again.
45:21This shit's hijacking his brain, bro.
45:22Motherfuckers are like, look, like, I love sex, but have you gotten fucking high on heroin once?
45:27And it's like, I know what people do for sex.
45:29That's crazy.
45:29And the fact that you're like...
45:31Dude, have you seen Intervention, the show?
45:34Where they do this actual intervention with people who are, like...
45:37I don't know why that was popular.
45:39Yeah, like, I watched a few because it was on Netflix.
45:41Like, it just gets so sad because, like, people are, like...
45:45They're making, like, taking decisions.
45:48They're like, why wouldn't you think about it?
45:49But essentially, like, when they have psychiatrists, doctors come in and kind of be like, they can't.
45:54They actually just cannot make that logical decision because their brain has been rewired due to...
45:59The drugs just hop in that slot in your brain.
46:02So all they're thinking is literally how...
46:04Where they can get the next dope to get high again.
46:06Like, everything gets...
46:07Everything else gets justified.
46:08Everything gets justified.
46:09Well, not only justified.
46:10And then, like, a lot of times, the family members are the one, right?
46:13Like, they're like, oh, it's either I bring him in and he continues doing it or he's on the street.
46:18Yeah.
46:18Or they'll die, eventually.
46:19And a lot of times, like, you need to have them on the street because otherwise...
46:22Like, motherfuckers will steal from their own moms, bro.
46:24They'll rip the fucking...
46:25Like, they'll...
46:26They just do shit, bro.
46:27And it's...
46:27It sucks because it's fucked up and it's ruining.
46:30But it's like, heroin is a fucking monster duck.
46:33It's so bad.
46:35Melfi and them having that discussion.
46:37Yeah.
46:37Like, talking about ducks and stuff.
46:41I am I.
46:42Can I just cry about a horse without it being some Freudian shit?
46:44You are in therapy.
46:46That's right.
46:46And as a person, like, she knows.
46:48I'd be like, you hurt people and you were like...
46:50You're miserable over this horse.
46:54That's just kind of sad because it seems like what Tony wanted to do was literally talk to somebody and
46:59cry.
47:00And he just doesn't have that somebody in his life to do that.
47:03Like, it could be calm.
47:04Could be.
47:04But he's not doing that.
47:06And, like, so he's doing it at Melfi.
47:09And Melfi is like, okay, you're paying me.
47:10So, I am going to psychoanalysis.
47:12Yeah.
47:13Like, do this.
47:14And all he wants to do is just, like, kind of, you know, talk.
47:17Like, it helps.
47:18It's therapeutic when you just can go to your friend who's like, I'm just going to cry.
47:21Can you just listen to me cry and bend?
47:22And your friend can be like, my, my.
47:24I'm like, sorry.
47:25Like, yeah.
47:25You're paying me to evaluate you.
47:27Yeah.
47:28Like, he could truly probably benefit from it.
47:30Like, in Tony's world, like, in his mind, he probably, like, wants to, like, he wants some sympathy and shit.
47:35He's like, bro, like, horse died and shit's sad.
47:36Like, my life is a little sad right now.
47:38It'd be nice if someone felt bad for me.
47:39But at the same time, it's like, you know.
47:41He also, like, I know.
47:43All this stuff is happening with Chris and his heroine.
47:46So, of course, he has the right to be feeling sad.
47:48But I, I don't know if it's true.
47:50But I think he's definitely feeling bad about, like, what he did to Ralph.
47:54Oh, I think he does.
47:55Yeah, 100%.
47:56I mean, he was there with his kid.
47:58Tell anyone about that.
47:59Yeah.
48:00Yeah.
48:00Fuck, he can't even.
48:01Like, how are you supposed to talk with Chris about it even still?
48:04Like, Chris had to cut this man up with a fucking, I was going to say a chop saw.
48:08And he's on heroin.
48:09Oh, I didn't even think about that during the intervention scene.
48:11And, like, Chris was flying off the handle a lot.
48:14He could have just been, like.
48:15Oh, I thought he was.
48:16Oh, yeah.
48:16What about when I helped hack fucking Ralphie's body in the bathtub, huh?
48:20I think that's why they beat him up.
48:21So he doesn't talk anymore.
48:22Honestly, he was like, listen.
48:24If you called your mother a whore, we have to start whooping your ass before you take it too far
48:27after this.
48:27Probably want you to beat him up before to call his mother a whore.
48:30Because I think they are kind of aware that what happened.
48:33Because it's funny.
48:34Even at the dinner scene, what they're talking about, like, he just, he just, yeah, offed Ralph over a horse.
48:40It's kind of a fair assumption to make.
48:43And everybody know what just happened.
48:45And that's a matter of how do we move forward from here.
48:47One plus one equals two.
48:48Like, it wasn't really hard to figure that one out.
48:51Yeah.
48:51But maybe, but now they have a new thing they can believe in.
48:54Yeah, there is another thing that's also not too hard to believe.
48:56New York, I can believe, I'm willing to believe New York over Tony killing someone over a horse.
49:00Can you imagine?
49:00Like, and we'll do this investigation, which probably will take a few more days or weeks or something, and we
49:05can kind of drag it on.
49:07Guys, this was great.
49:08Yeah.
49:09We are loving the show.
49:10All right.
49:11It's such a good show.
49:12We cannot wait.
49:13Wait for Furio and Carmella.
49:15What is Furio and Carmella's shipping name?
49:17Furio?
49:18Farmella?
49:19Farmella.
49:19I like Farmella.
49:20Farmella.
49:21We should have Farmella here, baby.
49:22Oh, let's make it a little more Italian.
49:23Farmella.
49:24Farmella.
49:25It's like family.
49:27See the family.
49:27Yeah.
49:28I don't know.
49:28I feel like the vinegar, I wonder if that was the actual, what?
49:35The balsamic?
49:36Oh my God.
49:37I wonder if that was a mistake, Gere, because kind of was saying like, oh, I don't.
49:41Well, because he just looked around and it was on the counter and everything.
49:43He's like, there you go.
49:44Yeah.
49:45I got to give you something.
49:46Yeah.
49:46No, I think maybe, I do think maybe he did bring that for her.
49:49Because it is like thoughtful, because he thinks about how she cooks all the time.
49:52Every time any of the guys do something Italian, like truly Italian, and they don't like it,
49:57I laugh a little bit because they're Italian-Americans and not like actually Italian.
50:00It's like, they get the wine, like from the old country, probably like made with love and
50:04shit.
50:04He's like, eh, it tastes like it's on the street.
50:07Oh yeah, you Tony bitching, but I'm like, oh, he's fucking like home goods.
50:11Yeah.
50:12Yeah.
50:13Well, guys, we are going to jump into next episode and we will see you guys there.
50:18Bye.
50:18Bye.
50:24Thank you, family, for watching another episode of The Sopranos with us.
50:28A huge shout out to Zamzoom, Eric Espejo, Anthony Hardy, and Joe.
50:32We'll see you guys on the next episode.
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