00:00We created a full nation for football, Mr... I mean, Sir David.
00:03Yes, we did.
00:04Great idea, but do you really think it's a good idea to leave the rules to the fans?
00:08That's the whole point.
00:10Welcome to the Pepsi Football Nation.
00:14Rule number one is called football, not soccer.
00:17Rule number two, they should get rid of VAR.
00:19No, no, no.
00:20Every decision should go to VAR.
00:23My love has given up, he's got his trombolies.
00:27My love has given up, he's got his trombolies.
00:28Wait a minute.
00:29VAR is taking a look at that parking move.
00:30It is impossible, there was no contact.
00:32Just look at that attack.
00:33Perfect.
00:34Rule 33.
00:36Vini should be the ambassador of skill.
00:38No way, Salah is the king of skill.
00:41Vini, Salah.
00:42Vini, Salah.
00:43Vini, Salah.
00:44Vini, Salah.
00:48Vini, Salah.
00:49Vini, Salah.
00:49Rule 67.
00:51They should teach outside at university.
00:53Today, we will learn how to break the offside trap.
00:56What is looking for?
00:58Peace from desire.
01:00My desire.
01:01Rule 23.
01:03If you want to be first in line, you've got to miss extra time.
01:05Peace from desire.
01:07They should fast, do I think.
01:09No, it's a hard one.
01:18I've got it.
01:20Write this down.
01:20Pepsi should be the official drink of the nation.
01:22I love that.
01:27Hello, mate.
01:28Hello, mate.
01:29Pre-game snacks are an absolute must.
01:31A little bit more garnish there.
01:32Patience, David.
01:34Cilantro.
01:35F*** dishes.
01:36And football is officially classified as cinnabon.
01:39All these for best after all.
01:42Vinicius Jr.
01:44Dribblator 3.
01:47Mohamed Salah.
01:50The king returns.
01:53And Alexia Puteas for Ultimate Kick Force 5.
01:58Meteor Kick.
02:03Rule number 84.
02:05You have to wear your jersey to work after a win.
02:09What a disastrous result for the whole team, fans.
02:12Absolutely devastated.
02:17Rule number 14.
02:18There will be a Vinny train that will drop you right into the stadium.
02:21Rule 73.
02:22If you nutmeg someone, they owe you a Pepsi.
02:27But, Sir David, they won't agree on anything.
02:30That's where rule 100 kicks in.
02:33Everything gets settled on the pitch.
02:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:40Poisonne.
02:42Rule number 7.
02:44Superstitions are sacred.
02:49Slow salaf.
02:54Superstitions are sacred.
02:54No.
02:55Superstitions are sacred.
02:55No.
03:00Procestitions are sacred.
03:02No.
03:03No.
03:04We love the game.
03:05Rule 127.
03:07People communicate by chanting.
03:10Pay from the toilet.
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