00:00Grandfather was born in America, stand-up comedian, 100 plus years ago, which means I have some of his jokes.
00:05You want to hear a joke from over 100 years ago? It was true. Great-grandfather's joke.
00:09All right, two Jews walk past the church. They see a sign. It says, convert to Christianity. Get 100 bucks.
00:14And so one of them says, Eli, I'm going in. He goes in. He converts. He comes in. He's got
00:18a cross on.
00:19His mate says, oh my God, did you convert? He said, yeah, I did. I'm Christian now.
00:23He says, well, did you get the money? And he says, is that all you people think about?
00:27It's a good fucking joke.
00:31Some people would call that stealing material. I call that an inheritance.
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