00:00I found out two days ago that I'm pregnant.
00:03I'm so excited.
00:07This is what we do.
00:08We go back and forth from the clubs.
00:10We make a real hero.
00:11Give it up for Amy Schumer!
00:13Amy Schumer!
00:14When someone gets pregnant,
00:16some women are, like, adorable,
00:17and then some are like, oh, damn.
00:20I know where I am.
00:22I'm not scared of giving birth.
00:24I'm really excited to hold him.
00:26My baby's having a baby.
00:27Yeah.
00:28Chris was shook. He was trying to pull out,
00:30but I kept him in.
00:31I'm doing Vegas, Nashville, and Albany,
00:34and I'm at the cellar every night.
00:35Do you think it's enough to do a special?
00:37This is ready.
00:38It's in there.
00:39I should film this special.
00:41This is big.
00:44It seems like we're in school
00:46and we're trying to fit a project in
00:47before the semester runs out.
00:49Just a working comic puking.
00:52I don't think this is normal.
00:54I had, like, a month I wasn't sick. Barely.
00:56This is too much.
00:57White flag.
00:59Chris had to take me to the ER
01:01because I couldn't keep anything down.
01:03I was in the hospital
01:05and my husband found a place
01:07where you can paint pottery.
01:08It's you.
01:11He's looking at me like, do you like it?
01:15Chris really takes care of me.
01:16But the way of me showing affection
01:18is like making fun of somebody.
01:19Let's take a look at it.
01:20This is the picture.
01:22On stage?
01:23Sometimes they're thoughts that I've heard for the first time.
01:25Are you telling me that you have a problem
01:27with me saying something on stage?
01:29My stand-up is not more important to me
01:31than our marriage.
01:32We just need to get through this together.
01:37How are you feeling?
01:38My goal is to never complain about being a parent.
01:40That's insane.
01:44I'm gonna film a special in ten days.
01:46Ten days?
01:46I'm not getting any smaller.
01:49I just got to Chicago
01:51and I've been throwing up all day.
01:54I resent how much women have to suck it the fuck up
01:57and act like everything's fine.
01:59These women are such fucking badasses.
02:01We're fucking warriors.
02:06I mean, I would do it again.
02:08Great.
02:08I am looking for a surrogate
02:09because I'm never doing it again.
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