00:01Once upon a time, there was a man named Damien.
00:05Ruby, I've got a high-priority project for you.
00:07You cannot legally make me break up with one of your girlfriends again.
00:11He was an arsehole.
00:13Fortunately, this story is also about a woman named Alex.
00:17We're meeting up later at the pub for happy hour.
00:19Oh, wow. I think my happy hour days might be long behind me.
00:22Oh, I wasn't inviting you.
00:23Ooh.
00:25The clients want to increase their female market share.
00:28Above all, women just want to feel heard, right?
00:30I think they want to be heard.
00:32Alex, I'm in the middle of an idea,
00:33but it's so good to have you in the room.
00:34I really appreciate it.
00:36God, what a punchable face.
00:38Hey.
00:43There you go.
00:45Can you tell us what happened, love?
00:46You on any medication? The pill?
00:49The pill?
00:49Look after that pretty face, all right?
00:51What?
00:53Ruby, get me an ice pack.
00:55Shall I pick up your dry cleaning as well?
00:56She's a lady.
00:58Damien, what are you doing in my office?
01:00What are you talking about?
01:00This is my office.
01:02Damien, don't laugh at me.
01:04What is this?
01:05Jesus.
01:06Good Lord, he needs to knock one out.
01:08Mm-hmm.
01:09This is not my house.
01:11Now both theatres prefer.
01:13I sparred my choice.
01:15Whose fucking cat is this?
01:17She's a lady.
01:18Women are in charge here.
01:20What?
01:21It's a smile.
01:22Where the hell am I?
01:24Hey, Damien.
01:25Hmm?
01:26That's my girl.
01:28How do I get out of here?
01:29You make a change.
01:31But she always knows her place.
01:33She's got style, she's got grace.
01:35She's on me.
01:36Stop!
01:37Amongst these gems is the premier testicle bra.
01:41They'll make your little fellas fly.
01:42Take me back!
01:46Shit!
01:48You stole my job.
01:50You need to relax.
01:52I'm just getting started.
01:54You see the plumb on that?
01:56He wants to sit at the big girl's table.
01:58If the board had any balls, I'd be the CEO of mine.
02:01Had any balls?
02:02The delicate sacks that dangle from your body with the slightest tap sends you weeping to the ground?
02:07Yes.
02:12Can you change your tie?
02:14No.
02:15I'm a man.
02:17Father fucker.
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