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00:00:07Open up the door, murderer! We know you're in there!
00:00:12Oh, shit.
00:00:15Have you ever had one of those really bad days?
00:00:23Yeah, so that's how mine started.
00:00:30But let's rewind to the moment the shit hit the phone.
00:00:40Nothing's more important than family.
00:00:42Nothing.
00:00:43Not money, not power, not career.
00:00:47Makes me so happy to spend this day with you.
00:00:49With my loving sister Sylvia, my nephew Jan, and his stunning wife Monique.
00:00:54My nephew Ryan, and his beautiful fiancée Stephanie.
00:00:58Welcome to the family.
00:01:00Though I was not blessed with children of my own, hosting you fills me with so much joy.
00:01:06A piece of advice.
00:01:07Don't grow old alone.
00:01:09Cherish the love you have with one another.
00:01:13Oh my god, you fucking idiot!
00:01:15How hard is it to serve dinner?
00:01:17I'm so sorry.
00:01:19Do you know how much that bottle of wine is worth?
00:01:21More than you make in a decade.
00:01:23Not so much, you completely ruined my fiancée's suit!
00:01:26It's really not.
00:01:27No, it's annoying.
00:01:27We're sitting at dinner.
00:01:28I don't want to sit in your outfit.
00:01:30It's fine.
00:01:37Oh my god!
00:01:39Come on, buddy.
00:01:40I got you.
00:01:40It's in the squid!
00:01:44He's dead.
00:01:46Uncle Tony's dead.
00:01:51I know who killed him.
00:01:53Her!
00:01:54The maid did it.
00:01:57The maid killed Uncle Tony.
00:02:02What?
00:02:02There must be some sort of mistake.
00:02:05The mistake was hiring a murderer to serve the dinner.
00:02:08Okay, Steph, you don't know that you killed him, okay?
00:02:12I mean, look at him.
00:02:13Clearly he got poisoned.
00:02:14Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
00:02:17And who was it who was serving us food all night when she wasn't dumping it on us?
00:02:22I'm calling the police.
00:02:24Why did you do it?
00:02:25Why would you kill Uncle Tony?
00:02:27I didn't do it.
00:02:28I swear I didn't poison him.
00:02:31Prove it.
00:02:33Prove it?
00:02:34How am I supposed to...
00:02:37Tony's plate right here.
00:02:39Come on.
00:02:39You want to eat with us?
00:02:41You want to be one of the big wigs?
00:02:43Sit down.
00:02:44Now, eat off Uncle Tony's plate.
00:02:47And if it's not poisoned, you have nothing to fear, right?
00:02:49Hey, Steph, honey.
00:02:51Monique called the police already, all right?
00:02:53We should just wait for the cops to come and do what they do.
00:02:55If she's claiming she's not the killer,
00:02:58she has to prove it.
00:02:59I don't think that's how the law works.
00:03:02In this house, we are the law.
00:03:05So do it.
00:03:06Prove your innocence.
00:03:09I didn't poison him.
00:03:11But what if someone else did?
00:03:32I feel fine.
00:03:33I'm going to go call an ambulance.
00:03:35Uh-uh-uh.
00:03:37You are not going anywhere.
00:03:39You need to admit it.
00:03:41Right here, right now, you're the one who murdered him.
00:03:44No, none of you understand.
00:03:45I loved Tony like a father.
00:03:48My mother worked here for my entire childhood.
00:03:50And when she got sick, he gave me a position when nobody else would.
00:03:53Are you saying that I killed the only person who treated me like a human being?
00:03:58Why?
00:03:59I don't know.
00:04:00Maybe because you're the only obvious suspect.
00:04:02No.
00:04:03Any one of you could be a suspect.
00:04:04And I know for a fact,
00:04:06each and every one of you has a dirty little secret
00:04:10that you would do anything to hide.
00:04:13Ow!
00:04:14Ow!
00:04:15Why did you...
00:04:16How dare you speak to us like this?
00:04:19You are nothing.
00:04:21You are quite literally a servant.
00:04:23Everybody here knows what guilty people do.
00:04:27They put the blame on others.
00:04:29The jig is up.
00:04:30Confess already.
00:04:32I will not confess.
00:04:33Because I didn't do it.
00:04:35Hmm.
00:04:36Okay.
00:04:38Well, maybe this will jog your memory.
00:04:43Steph, honey, hey, come on, let's just calm down.
00:04:46We have no proof that she did anything.
00:04:50Why are you protecting her?
00:04:55Are you fucking my fiancée?
00:04:57What?
00:05:02I know that you've known him since he was a kid.
00:05:04But first, you murdered our beloved Uncle Tony.
00:05:08And now you're ruining my marriage?
00:05:10Steph, goddammit, I'm not sleeping with the maid.
00:05:13First of all, I would never.
00:05:15She is the help.
00:05:17You.
00:05:18You're the only one for me.
00:05:29Blueberry.
00:05:30What?
00:05:31This is what killed Tony.
00:05:34As Tony's sister, I suppose I'm the only person here who knows that Tony is deathly allergic
00:05:41to blueberries, except for the other person living here with him.
00:05:48The maid.
00:05:49Yes, it is a clear proof that she is.
00:05:55Where is she?
00:05:58What do I do?
00:06:00What do I do?
00:06:00Think.
00:06:01Think.
00:06:02Uncle Tony is dead.
00:06:03And I...
00:06:03Open up the door, murderer.
00:06:05We know you're in there.
00:06:06Courtney, I mean, Brittany, open up the door.
00:06:12Open the goddamn door, servant scum.
00:06:15These crazy, rich assholes are going to send me to die in prison for something that I didn't
00:06:20do.
00:06:20Unless they kill me first.
00:06:22I have to escape.
00:06:24Now.
00:06:26Oh god, I can't do this.
00:06:28Oh shit.
00:06:30Death would be better than life with these people.
00:06:56Ow.
00:06:59Ow.
00:07:03hey hey hey don't move hands up
00:07:08don't move stay right where you are i didn't do anything i i swear brittany
00:07:15brittany logan from junior high alan beckham
00:07:27god alan it's been a really long time yeah tell me about it
00:07:31it's actually um detective beckham now you okay i saw you uh running through the
00:07:37trees over there oh wait i got a call that the maid poisoned the owner of this house
00:07:44is that you are you the killer i didn't stop right where you are do not move a muscle
00:07:50don't move
00:07:53i didn't do anything no you didn't say just try and flee a crime scene
00:08:00yes but i had no other choice alan please you have to believe effective beckham and
00:08:07mccall said that the maid confessed to the murder no i did not confess they're just framing me
00:08:13well because i'm the poor maid and they're a bunch of rich morally corrupt assholes and
00:08:17they think they can get away with it but i am innocent
00:08:21please alan you know me i do i loved you and then one day you were gone without explaining
00:08:29why and you left me heartbroken besides i have nothing to gain from killing
00:08:33tony i just lost my home what about your mother she is sick in the hospital i have no one
00:08:40else
00:08:40nowhere else to go
00:08:46i'm uh sorry to hear that look let's just go inside and we'll figure this out okay no i am
00:08:53not going back in there britney logan she never lied she wouldn't hurt a fly that's part of why
00:08:59i was so in love with her back then please just let me go i can't do that
00:09:07you could just say you never found me
00:09:19oh my god mr officer thank god you're here my uncle in-laws let's be killed and you have the
00:09:26murderer right here that's right lock her up before she kills someone else ma'am right now this woman
00:09:31is a person of interest okay a suspect i'm gonna need to do a full investigation before anyone is
00:09:35arrested no i saw her do it we all did no totally yeah she probably did it right i'm uh
00:09:44i'm sorry
00:09:45about this brady logan you are now under arrest for the murder of tony harbour anything you say
00:09:51can and will be used against you in a court of law lawyer phone call blah blah blah just don't
00:09:56call
00:09:56us bitch and get the fuck off the property
00:10:05look let's just get you back to the station okay away from these assholes and i promise you
00:10:10i will give you a fair chance to tell your story
00:10:21unfortunately i don't think we're going anywhere tonight with this weather we're gonna have to stay
00:10:24here come on let's go
00:10:41i'm sorry i'm gonna need to frisk you
00:10:43it's okay
00:10:53uh could you spread your feet for me
00:10:58thank you
00:11:08turn around please
00:11:10there's nothing on you you didn't find the shotgun and the ninja stars
00:11:15i remember that sarcastic humor that got you in trouble even then look alan i wanted to reach
00:11:21out to you and explain there's no need we were just kids right i mean first love it meant nothing
00:11:36anyway please sit down i um i need to ask you a few questions
00:11:39no you don't
00:11:42because i can tell you who the real killer is
00:11:53you know who the killer is
00:11:57who
00:11:59well i'm not a hundred percent certain who
00:12:03literally poisoned uncle tony but
00:12:06i know that every single one of them wanted uncle tony's ring
00:12:09it's worth thirty million dollars
00:12:11and each one of them has a dirty secret
00:12:14listen i want to hear everything you're about to say britney but
00:12:17you're shivering to the bone
00:12:18why don't you go change in something more
00:12:20i've got some clothes in there
00:12:22you're all wet too
00:12:24tony has got some stuff in there if you want to see if anything fits
00:12:30would you mind just helping with the zipper
00:12:53i hope britney's telling the truth that she's not the killer because somehow after all this time
00:13:02my feelings for her never really went away
00:13:04how does this even make sense
00:13:06out of everyone in the world alan my first love and now he's the one investigating me
00:13:13i just hope he doesn't hate me for leaving him with no explanation
00:13:28i think you were uh just about to tell me who the killer is
00:13:33okay
00:13:35here it goes
00:13:39it all started this morning when everyone began running
00:13:43i thought that i thought this would be a typical birthday with tony hosting his family
00:13:47i always wondered why he kept me distant from them
00:13:50but this year i really realized why
00:13:53his family are a pack of vultures
00:13:55hiding secrets from here to nepal
00:13:57secrets you wouldn't believe
00:13:59and secrets they'd kill to protect
00:14:02hey there
00:14:04courtney right
00:14:05britney
00:14:05britney
00:14:06how could i forget
00:14:09you know i'm really glad to see you
00:14:10why is there something wrong with your bedroom
00:14:13you're not in it
00:14:14you know i remember you from when i used to visit
00:14:16you were this snot-nosed little kid
00:14:18but now you have just grown into this
00:14:20just real woman
00:14:22thank you
00:14:25i mean perfect body great tits that ass my god
00:14:29right um i actually have work to do
00:14:33wasn't your mom a maid here
00:14:36yes she was but she's sick now in the hospital
00:14:40you know the maid thing's always really done it for me
00:14:43you know like you come in try to clean i'm laying there
00:14:47and i offer you an extra hundred to you know just scrub a little extra
00:14:53aren't you here to announce your engagement
00:14:55oh come on marriage isn't a death contract
00:14:59there's always a few other adventures to be
00:15:02made
00:15:04oh god kill me
00:15:05this place is even more disgusting and tacky than you described ryan
00:15:09let's just say that step scared me from the very first moment we met
00:15:14what the fuck is going on here
00:15:21uh baby this is not what you think courtney is
00:15:24britney
00:15:24she's the housemaid okay i've known her since she was a dirty little kid
00:15:29okay well britney slash courtney
00:15:32why don't you do yourself a favor and go make your low wage salary and go get my fucking luggage
00:15:45wait i don't understand why is she so mean to you because i'm just the maid
00:15:51it makes them feel good to treat me like dirt
00:15:55as long as tony doesn't see
00:15:58but that's not the important part
00:16:00then steph said
00:16:01there's a storm coming
00:16:03and i don't want to be in this shit box any longer than necessary
00:16:06so get the ring so we can get the fuck out of here
00:16:09i got you
00:16:10i got you
00:16:14oh my is she okay it i mean it's just standing there are you deaf get the fucking luggage
00:16:23jesus christ
00:16:27when i'm the lady of this mansion we're gonna burn it down get rid of all this armor
00:16:32i'm on my way with party favors
00:16:35burn the rugs
00:16:36bleach the floors
00:16:37paint the walls
00:16:40get rid of all this disgusting antique shit
00:16:45ryan what are you doing
00:16:48yes ryan was cheating on his bride with his brother's wife
00:16:53during this time uncle tony was sitting in his room
00:16:56yes
00:16:57oblivious to the fact that this would be the last day of his life
00:17:02yes
00:17:04yes
00:17:06i told you i'm getting good at bingo blitz
00:17:09mr harper your family is here
00:17:11well here we go
00:17:13mom just okay
00:17:17my lovely brand new family hi
00:17:20hi mom
00:17:22hi son how's your uncle still alive
00:17:24hope so
00:17:25you look so good
00:17:27good morning dear family
00:17:30it's wonderful to see all of you here in my humble home
00:17:42weird who brings grocery store blueberries to a fancy dinner
00:17:48you too baby
00:17:49you bear
00:17:50don't touch my suitcase
00:17:51oh i'm sorry
00:17:55blueberries
00:17:56so you're suggesting that sylvia harbour tony's sister is his murderer
00:18:01well i know that she was the only one who knew about tony's berry allergy
00:18:09something about this woman always seemed suspicious to me but i never imagined for a second she would go as
00:18:15far as to
00:18:15i'm sorry i i don't mean to interrupt your story do you mind if i um
00:18:27leave
00:18:28leave
00:18:28yeah of course
00:18:31i'm sorry um please continue
00:18:38don't touch my suitcase
00:18:39don't touch my suitcase
00:18:39oh i'm sorry i just
00:18:41i said i can manage it i don't need help from the help
00:18:47yes ma'am it is my job though
00:18:50i understand that this is the countryside but is there a less idiotic maid available
00:18:55now now britney is just about the kindest soul you'll ever meet
00:18:59her and her mother who i hope recovers very soon
00:19:05yeah well as soon as i'm lady of the house that kind soul is going to be shoveling horse
00:19:11shit
00:19:12jan help me with my suitcase
00:19:16mom i thought you said that she were gonna shut up and carry it son
00:19:23i knew i should have told uncle tony that steph and ryan didn't really like him
00:19:27they were just here for the ring
00:19:32i need to talk to you about something
00:19:36i need to talk to you about something
00:19:38britney can we talk later i'm just so tired and i need to rest before the evening's festivities
00:19:44plus i don't want anyone to know i'm not feeling my best
00:19:48well then why don't we cancel the dinner
00:19:49no no i can't this birthday dinner is too important especially this year
00:19:58i didn't want to worry him so i didn't say anything
00:20:01and that mistake probably cost him his life
00:20:04but then as i was distributing the suitcases among the rooms
00:20:08i realized just how right i had been about his family's evil intentions
00:20:14i don't want to do this jan you must you must go into his room at the first opportunity and
00:20:22take
00:20:22the ring you know the one with the purple diamond yes i know the ring mom it's just that that's
00:20:28that's the ring that ryan was to use for his wedding that ring belongs to our family it is not
00:20:36going to go to steph or any other trollop who marries in hey jesus christ mom i get it
00:20:43i just i know it's worth a lot to you sentimentally but it's like sentimental value my ass that ring
00:20:49is
00:20:49it's worth 30 million dollars
00:20:52fuck me in the ass and call me shirley what 30 million dollars
00:20:58then i realized they were planning to kill him
00:21:01i'm just for the ring
00:21:0430 million dollars yes idiot and once i sell the ring i am going to give you one tenth
00:21:12that's three three three million dollars
00:21:18that's enough to buy a porsche or you could buy a new wardrobe for your wife
00:21:22so she doesn't have to dress like a hooker on spring break at daytona beach
00:21:26pay attention yawn so here's what's going to happen you are going to go into tony's room
00:21:37and you are going to take these blueberries and smear them underneath his pillow
00:21:42oh shh
00:21:44what a fucking stupid idea before he takes his daily afternoon nap he's going to have an extreme
00:21:51allergic reaction and everyone's going to come running to tend to him
00:21:58creating the perfect distraction for you to go in and steal that mother-fucking ring if i do this
00:22:07uncle tony dies yes he dies
00:22:14he dies
00:22:17if he eats them not if you just smear them under his pillow got it
00:22:23yeah i don't know maybe maybe we should just 50 50.
00:22:37hey honey
00:22:38nanny i've been looking for you for the past hour but here you are hiding up here with your mommy
00:22:44yeah we were just uh we were talking
00:22:47don't you get tired of being a mama's boy because i sure am tired of it and i'm here in
00:22:53case you forgot
00:22:53and i am bored
00:22:58what's that
00:23:05what's that oh just blueberries why do you have blueberries
00:23:11it's every year we do annual bake we do it's the blueberry pie we do every year
00:23:19you are literally the worst bullshitter i've ever met in my life
00:23:23monique i simply asked my son to help me to my room with my suitcase and we got to reminiscing
00:23:28why don't you cut him some slack
00:23:30i will when you will mom
00:23:36i'm horny are you done you know what sorry i gotta go come on babe i'll be one sec okay
00:23:47look i know you hate me but you are ruining that poor boy's life and until you cut that umbilical
00:23:53cord
00:23:54he's never gonna be a real man and what's gonna happen to his manhood when he finds out you've
00:23:59been cheating on him with his more successful richer brother
00:24:08i would never do that oh but you do frequently i see everything what i don't see is what they
00:24:16see in a basic bimbo like you you fucking cunt
00:24:32i know you're in there you can come out now i know you're here
00:24:44well well it looks like our lovely little maid is a bit of a snoop i'm so sorry mrs harbour
00:24:52i was
00:24:52just don't mind it i have connections at your mother's hospital do you want her dead no of course
00:25:01not then you're going to poison tony you're going to go into his room and you're going to get that
00:25:06ring
00:25:06and you're going to bring it to me and if you tell tony your mother dies it's going to believe
00:25:14a pathetic
00:25:15little maid i don't believe you you're stealing your own son's wedding gift don't you care about him
00:25:24spoken like a girl who's always been poor sweetie when it comes to money nobody gives a
00:25:30fuck about anyone i care about tony i can't do this to him then choose tony or your mother
00:25:38i loved tony like a father but it was my own mother sick and dying in the hospital what was
00:25:45i
00:25:45supposed to do i remember your mother she was beautiful and and very kind i remember this one
00:25:58time when i was a kid i was riding my bike and um i had fallen and uh skinned my
00:26:03knee pretty bad
00:26:04and she happened to be walking by and she stopped everything that she was doing and she um
00:26:10she came over and helped me up and made sure i was okay
00:26:15actually i think you might have been there do you remember that yeah
00:26:24you were the golden boy and i was just the maid's daughter not to me you weren't
00:26:32what about that time that we carved our names in that tree
00:26:37you remember that of course oh and look i really i have to apologize i'm so sorry jesus christ i'm
00:26:44uh
00:26:46i should not be talking about the past um you are a suspect and a homicide
00:26:54and i am the lead investigator let's just um let's stick to the matter at hand okay
00:27:02bernie i want you to tell it to me straight
00:27:06did you do it did you steal that ring
00:27:14did you do it
00:27:14yes i did
00:27:15yes i did
00:27:15yes i did
00:27:17Oh, my God.
00:27:46Oh, my God.
00:28:16What are you doing in my bedroom?
00:28:21What are you doing in my bedroom?
00:28:26I was...
00:28:27I was looking for something.
00:28:30What?
00:28:32Never mind, it's not here.
00:28:35Uncle Tony, are you okay?
00:28:37I'm sorry.
00:28:38I'm about to scare you.
00:28:40I just haven't been feeling too well lately.
00:28:42My doctor says my blood pressure's out of control.
00:28:45I guess I'm getting a little too dependent on my prescription.
00:28:48Well, what was I in the middle of?
00:28:52Playing my bingo blitz.
00:28:58I'm making a huge mistake.
00:29:01I have to tell Uncle Tony the truth.
00:29:03I'm sure he'll understand and he won't judge me,
00:29:05because he's the only one who truly trusts me.
00:29:08And...
00:29:12It's just about time for dinner,
00:29:14so I ought to go make sure that's ready.
00:29:16Okay.
00:29:17Thank you, Brittany.
00:29:18You mean so much to me.
00:29:21You're the only one I can truly trust.
00:29:23Yeah.
00:29:24Thanks.
00:29:27Here we go.
00:29:36You got what you wanted.
00:29:38Now promise me that you won't hurt my mother.
00:29:42Now promise me that you won't hurt my mother.
00:29:47Or Tony.
00:29:51Idiot child.
00:29:53I don't know who your mother even is.
00:29:56And as for Tony?
00:29:57He's my brother.
00:29:59I would never actually hurt him.
00:30:01And now that I am a multi-millionaire,
00:30:05I no longer need to hurt people.
00:30:07Unless, of course, they get in my way.
00:30:10So make no mistake.
00:30:12You are the one who actually stole this.
00:30:16And if you ever say anything to anyone,
00:30:19no one will ever hear from you again.
00:30:28What have I done?
00:30:29I can't believe how naive I was.
00:30:32How stupid.
00:30:33No, hey, look at me.
00:30:34It's not your fault.
00:30:36They went after your mother.
00:30:38You did the best that you could.
00:30:41And you helped spare Tony's life.
00:30:43Yeah.
00:30:44For a few hours.
00:30:46He still got murdered.
00:30:48Yeah, about that.
00:30:48If Sylvia already had the ring,
00:30:50then what motive would she have to kill Tony later?
00:30:53The answer is she didn't kill him.
00:30:55Okay, well then, who did?
00:30:57If it wasn't Sylvia, and it wasn't Yawn,
00:30:59the only other person that knew about the allergy
00:31:02was you.
00:31:06You knew.
00:31:08Brittany, I have to be honest with you.
00:31:10If blueberries turn out to be the cause of death,
00:31:12this isn't looking good for you.
00:31:14You're right.
00:31:16I am.
00:31:17But there's something else you don't know.
00:31:21The house of Uncle Tony is at least 200 years old.
00:31:25It once belonged to an aristocratic family
00:31:27that hid many secrets.
00:31:29The house is filled with hidden corners and passageways,
00:31:32allowing you to see and hear anything you want.
00:31:36Oh, my God.
00:31:39I don't think the blueberries are what killed Tony after all.
00:31:43Oh, my God.
00:31:44It feels so good.
00:31:46Oh, my God.
00:31:51In the back of my mind, I kept thinking.
00:31:52There were no blueberries in Tony's food
00:31:54and only one on his plate.
00:31:56It's so good.
00:31:56Allergy or not, that's not enough to kill him.
00:31:59Oh, fuck.
00:32:01Oh, my God.
00:32:01This feels so good.
00:32:03I love you.
00:32:03Say it louder.
00:32:04Say it like you fucking mean it.
00:32:05I think it's so hard.
00:32:07How much do you fucking love me?
00:32:08So much.
00:32:09I hope you're thinking about me
00:32:11while you're fucking hurt.
00:32:13I can finally feel your dick.
00:32:14You're so hard.
00:32:15Yeah, it's all because of you, baby.
00:32:16Oh, yeah, it is.
00:32:17So bad.
00:32:18God damn it.
00:32:19What the fuck are you doing here?
00:32:21I'm a little busy.
00:32:24What?
00:32:26We need to talk.
00:32:29It's now.
00:32:30Give me some seconds.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:39Let's go.
00:32:45Until that moment, I thought that Sylvia was the only one who could hurt Uncle Tony.
00:32:50But I was wrong.
00:32:52Steph is so much worse.
00:32:58So, Jan told me our beloved mother-in-law is plotting to take the ring for herself.
00:33:04I knew that old Medusa bitch would try.
00:33:07I'm not going to let her get away with it.
00:33:10Huh.
00:33:10I admire your spunk.
00:33:12I'll help you take the ring before Sylvia can.
00:33:16Assuming we split the money 50-50.
00:33:19I say we take down that old man and take the ring for ourselves.
00:33:24Really?
00:33:24You're ready to bump off the old fuck, huh?
00:33:27For 15 million, I'd bump off anyone.
00:33:30Even you.
00:33:32I know.
00:33:34I know what?
00:33:38Everything.
00:33:40I know about my future husband.
00:33:42And I know that you've been sleeping with him.
00:33:47What?
00:33:50No.
00:33:52Steph, come on.
00:33:53Are you kidding me?
00:33:55You're my best friend.
00:33:56I wouldn't do that.
00:33:59What are you doing?
00:34:00Now tell me, are you sleeping with my future husband?
00:34:05Yes or no?
00:34:08No.
00:34:10No, no.
00:34:11You're my best friend.
00:34:13I wouldn't do that.
00:34:14Then show me your phone.
00:34:16Show me the last text message from Ryan.
00:34:20I'll tell you what.
00:34:22If I'm wrong, you get all the money.
00:34:27Every last cent.
00:34:30But if I'm right...
00:34:35Then I get this little piggy.
00:34:39Deal?
00:34:44We're both adults here.
00:34:47Yes.
00:34:47Ryan and I fool around sometimes.
00:34:50But it means nothing.
00:34:51I swear, it means nothing.
00:34:53I'm with the lame brother who can't even hold a job.
00:34:55All I want is to just be with a hotter, richer brother.
00:34:58Just for a second.
00:35:00I mean, if you were me, I mean, you'd totally do the same thing.
00:35:03Here's the thing.
00:35:04I would never beat you.
00:35:10Okay.
00:35:11How do you want to do?
00:35:12You want to swap bedroom stories?
00:35:14Fine.
00:35:14Well, I do this thing with my hips that Ryan really loves.
00:35:17And maybe if you tried it...
00:35:19That one hurt.
00:35:20Good.
00:35:21You are nothing but a cheap whore.
00:35:24And just because Ryan fucked your dirty ass doesn't mean he had to put any effort into it.
00:35:28It seems like he put a lot of effort into all the photos he sent me.
00:35:32Hmm?
00:35:35At least seven or eight inches of effort.
00:35:40Slut.
00:35:44Ryan, come to the garden.
00:35:46I know everything.
00:35:55What is going on?
00:35:57What happened to Monique?
00:35:59Oh, that dirty little whore over there.
00:36:01That means absolutely nothing to either one of us, right, honey?
00:36:05Uh, yeah.
00:36:08Right.
00:36:09And the only thing that matters right now is you going to get that fucking ring.
00:36:16Baby, Uncle Tony is resting.
00:36:19It's not a good time.
00:36:20Right?
00:36:21Trust me, doll.
00:36:22After we go to this stupid dinner, everything's going to go back to normal.
00:36:24We're going to get the ring.
00:36:25Everything's going to be great.
00:36:27Trust you?
00:36:29That's funny, because I know that you're fucking that disgusting rat bitch over there.
00:36:42You think I would stoop to her?
00:36:46Please.
00:36:47You don't drive a used Pontiac when you've got a pristine Rolls Royce just sitting in the driveway.
00:37:02Yeah, that's not my dick.
00:37:05It's on your body.
00:37:08No, it's not.
00:37:09That's a deep fake.
00:37:10That's AI.
00:37:12Do you see the coloration here?
00:37:15I have a pink hue.
00:37:16I don't know if you've seen this.
00:37:17That is obviously a little bit on the greener tint olive.
00:37:23Have you seen me when it's this temperature?
00:37:28I can do the helicopter in this weather.
00:37:30It's so obviously not me.
00:37:33Ryan, I know that it's you.
00:37:37And do you want to be forgiven?
00:37:40Yes.
00:37:41Then go get the fucking ring.
00:37:46Now.
00:37:53So she commanded him to get the ring.
00:37:56And.
00:37:59And.
00:38:01I've really had to use the bathroom.
00:38:03For a while now.
00:38:06Uh, okay, but I can't let you go alone.
00:38:08You're still a suspect.
00:38:09Okay, well.
00:38:10If I don't go right now, then I'm going to pee on the floor.
00:38:24Okay.
00:38:24Let's go.
00:38:35Do you seriously think that I'm going to run away?
00:38:37Well, I mean, you already ran for me many years ago.
00:38:40That wasn't my choice.
00:38:42What does that mean?
00:38:48You know what?
00:38:50I don't even want to know.
00:38:51The truth is, it took me many years to get over that, so let's just keep things between us.
00:38:55Colin.
00:39:23You don't want to.
00:39:24I do.
00:39:26I do.
00:39:27And, um, that's the problem.
00:39:30You're under investigation, Brittany, for murder.
00:39:34And the first thing that they drill into us at the academy is that the killer always tries to get
00:39:39close, to be liked, trusted.
00:39:47But this ends now.
00:39:49Whatever happened between us, it doesn't matter, okay?
00:39:52That's why I do not lose control on cases.
00:40:04I can tell you this.
00:40:06Steph would have done anything to get that ring.
00:40:16Yes.
00:40:18Uncle Tony.
00:40:19I am going to formally ask for Steph's hand.
00:40:24And being the only male heir in the family, I need to ask for the heirloom ring.
00:40:32Formally.
00:40:34Now.
00:40:35Now?
00:40:36Yeah.
00:40:37What's the rush?
00:40:38Oh, there's no rush.
00:40:41I just want to make sure that it fits on, uh, Moenig's finger.
00:40:44You mean Steph's finger, right?
00:40:46Steph.
00:40:46Steph's, Steph's, Steph's finger.
00:40:48Yeah, obviously Steph's finger.
00:40:50Obviously.
00:40:51See, I don't know why I would say anyone else is.
00:40:53It's a Freudian slip of some kind.
00:40:57I don't.
00:41:08Uncle Tony, what's wrong?
00:41:16I was afraid Tony would have a heart attack right then and there.
00:41:21That ring means so much to him.
00:41:23And not only because it's worth millions.
00:41:30Where's the ring?
00:41:31No, no, no.
00:41:33He's going to tell him that half the inheritance is gone.
00:41:35Uh, the ring is fine.
00:41:38I'm just not convinced that you and Steph are truly in love.
00:41:42He isn't telling him.
00:41:43But why?
00:41:44Your fiancé there.
00:41:48Well, maybe you should just think a little bit longer and make sure she's really the one before I give
00:41:54you the ring.
00:41:57You psycho worm.
00:41:59Listen to me, okay?
00:42:02I'm not going to let some old man who smells like artichokes and old socks tell me what type of
00:42:10wedding ring I will be wearing to my wedding.
00:42:14How dare you question my character?
00:42:16And you want to talk about class?
00:42:18You live in a mansion of a shitbox.
00:42:21It's decrepit.
00:42:22It's disintegrating.
00:42:24It looks like it came out of Shrek's ass.
00:42:26And you want to, what, judge others?
00:42:28Ryan and I?
00:42:30We're in love.
00:42:31This is the real deal, baby.
00:42:33We are so in love to the depths of our fucking souls.
00:42:36Watch this.
00:42:38Come here, baby.
00:42:41Sweet like a strawberry.
00:42:48Wait.
00:42:49What exactly did Steph steal?
00:42:51Blood pressure medication.
00:42:53Donnie's had a heart condition for years.
00:42:56What the fuck?
00:43:01Officer, whatever.
00:43:02How long does it take to get a statement from a murderer?
00:43:05You can let everyone know that we'll be done soon.
00:43:08Hmm.
00:43:08Great.
00:43:09And also just want to let you know, even though she has this little innocent virgin thing going on, that
00:43:15bitch is a liar.
00:43:17Just one question before you go.
00:43:20Um, did you know that Tony had a heart condition?
00:43:23No.
00:43:24No.
00:43:26Of course not.
00:43:27Definitely not.
00:43:28I don't know anything about these people's health conditions.
00:43:31I'm Little Miss Keep to myself.
00:43:34Toodles.
00:43:37Well, that girl's a liar.
00:43:40Tell me about it.
00:43:41The amount of times I've heard her say,
00:43:43When I'm the lady of the mansion.
00:43:45When I'm the lady of the mansion.
00:43:53Okay, so, Steph is our killer.
00:44:00How?
00:44:01That's why I kept following her.
00:44:04Did you?
00:44:04I didn't trust her one inch.
00:44:07Did you hit me?
00:44:09Oh!
00:44:09Of course not.
00:44:10I'm your bestie.
00:44:12Anyway.
00:44:13Are you seriously willing to do anything to get that ring?
00:44:17Including getting rid of the old man?
00:44:18Getting rid of who?
00:44:20Uncle Tony.
00:44:21For the ring.
00:44:22Oh, um...
00:44:24Yeah.
00:44:26Willing.
00:44:27Good.
00:44:28Now listen very carefully.
00:44:29Uncle Tony...
00:44:31Has a heart condition.
00:44:33So I'm gonna need your Molly.
00:44:35I don't know what you're talking about.
00:44:38I saw the text messages to Ryan.
00:44:40The nerve.
00:44:42You went through my phone?
00:44:43Idiot.
00:44:44You showed it to me yourself.
00:44:46As if I would never do that.
00:44:49Monique.
00:44:50Do you want the money or not?
00:45:05Perfect.
00:45:06Easy enough.
00:45:07Now the old fuck will die.
00:45:08And we'll get the ring.
00:45:26Are you kidding me?
00:45:28Oh, gosh.
00:45:29I'm so sorry.
00:45:30You fucking idiot.
00:45:31Old basement dweller rat bitch.
00:45:33You literally smell and look like a skunk.
00:45:35I...
00:45:36I crushed...
00:45:40Tony's...
00:45:40blood pressure medication?
00:45:44What were you ladies doing with this?
00:45:47We were just, um...
00:45:49Um...
00:45:50We were...
00:45:51Um...
00:45:52Going to the bathroom.
00:45:53Disgusting bitch.
00:45:59You know, I, uh...
00:46:01I have to just say, that is, um...
00:46:04That was some impressive police work.
00:46:06Very brave.
00:46:07I didn't feel brave.
00:46:08No, you...
00:46:09You caught Steph and Monique on their way to kill Tony.
00:46:12You stopped their plan.
00:46:14Yeah.
00:46:15Their plan would have failed anyway.
00:46:22I looked at the pills afterward, and they were expired.
00:46:25Tony never would have taken them.
00:46:27What was the point of the story, then?
00:46:29If Tony would have never taken the pills, then he never would have died.
00:46:33They didn't kill him.
00:46:36Look, Brittany...
00:46:38We've been sitting here for over an hour and a half now.
00:46:42Now, going in circles...
00:46:45Is that on purpose?
00:46:47What do you mean?
00:46:48I mean, maybe you're taking advantage that I'm a patient man.
00:46:52No.
00:46:53No, not at all.
00:46:55Yeah, no.
00:46:56Maybe you've just been playing me this whole time.
00:46:59No, it...
00:47:00That...
00:47:00I swear, everything that I have told you has been true.
00:47:04Yeah, everything except for who the actual killer is.
00:47:14Alan, I know that you may have some feelings and anger towards me for what happened between us years ago,
00:47:23but...
00:47:25I swear to you, I'm not lying.
00:47:30There's someone else we haven't talked about.
00:47:33Ryan.
00:47:35Where the hell is that will?
00:47:38Probably all going to Mom anyway, since...
00:47:40She was the closest to Uncle T's...
00:47:43No, listen.
00:47:44Uncle Tony knows full well Mom's gonna blow everything that he built.
00:47:47Now, I...
00:47:48I'm not willing to risk that.
00:47:51So I get my name in that will.
00:47:53One way or another.
00:47:57Well, I...
00:47:58I'm not willing to risk that.
00:48:00I'm getting my name in the will.
00:48:01Any way that I can.
00:48:02So what am I doing here?
00:48:04To change it.
00:48:05If need be.
00:48:06Come on.
00:48:07Didn't you study law or something?
00:48:09I did.
00:48:10Well, I...
00:48:11Did the Zoom...
00:48:12Thing.
00:48:13The Zoom process.
00:48:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:14Good, good enough.
00:48:19So, uh...
00:48:21What's in it for me?
00:48:23What do you mean?
00:48:24You're my little brother, okay?
00:48:26Why don't you just grow up here and stand up for this family for once?
00:48:30Okay, look.
00:48:31If you help me with the well, I'll cut you in.
00:48:34I want half.
00:48:36No.
00:48:3670-30.
00:48:38All right.
00:48:39I'm gonna go take a shit.
00:48:40No, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:48:42Half.
00:48:42Half of a bazillion is still a bazillion.
00:48:44Okay, but...
00:48:45Listen.
00:48:45There's one thing that's still worrying me.
00:48:49The maid.
00:48:50The maid?
00:48:51She's been snooping around.
00:48:53Yeah, no dick, idiot.
00:48:54She's a fucking maid, bro.
00:48:56We are gonna have to deal with her.
00:48:59Suddenly, I understood everything.
00:49:01Well, she's been snooping around.
00:49:03Ryan had the motive.
00:49:04He didn't just want the ring.
00:49:05He wanted the whole fortune.
00:49:06The entire inheritance.
00:49:09Tony was in immediate danger.
00:49:11And only I could stop it.
00:49:14What are you doing in here?
00:49:17I was just lost.
00:49:20Lost?
00:49:21Yeah, I was, I was, uh, I was looking for the bathroom.
00:49:25I don't even know what this, what is this?
00:49:28A kitchen?
00:49:29I know.
00:49:30A kitchen.
00:49:31When I see one, I thought this was one of those fancy kitchen bathrooms.
00:49:34Like, with the bathroom and the kitchen, it's like a fusion, it's like a fusion thing.
00:49:42What the fuck?
00:49:44Did you kill her?
00:49:45No, shut up, idiot.
00:49:47All right?
00:49:48She'll just be out for a minute.
00:49:49Hey, Yanni, Yanni, I need you to listen to me, all right?
00:49:53About what you need to do, okay?
00:50:00Please, don't let them hurt Tony.
00:50:04Don't let them hurt Tony.
00:50:07Oh, Brittany, hey, hey, are you okay?
00:50:10I gotta save Uncle Tony.
00:50:14Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, don't go in there.
00:50:18Uncle Tony said he did not want to be disturbed.
00:50:21He's, he's resting.
00:50:23Uncle Tony.
00:50:25Stop, stop, hey, why do you always have to make so much trouble?
00:50:28Just, you know what, fine, fine, you asked for this.
00:50:34You asked for this.
00:50:35Wait, wait, wait, he, he did what?
00:50:37Yeah.
00:50:39That son of a bitch assaulted you?
00:50:41No, but he did something worse.
00:50:45They all did.
00:50:49That's when they decided to destroy my life.
00:50:53That's when a real nightmare began.
00:50:57What are you doing?
00:50:58What's happening?
00:51:02Yanni!
00:51:04Whoa, hey, what are you doing?
00:51:06Blowing down my pants, giving me a blowjob like I'm a piece of meat.
00:51:09Money shop.
00:51:11Maybe you should buy me a date first, huh?
00:51:16You know what?
00:51:20Honestly, I would screw you, because you have just this really perfect ass.
00:51:25But right now, I have a much more important wall for you.
00:51:31Yanni.
00:51:33Yanni.
00:51:34What happened?
00:51:43Uncle Tony, you're here alive.
00:51:45Yes, as far as I know.
00:51:48Were you expecting something different?
00:51:50They didn't kill him.
00:51:51So what was their secret plan?
00:51:55Uncle Tony, I have to tell you something.
00:51:59It's important.
00:52:00I'm getting so good at this, I just keep winning this bingo bliss.
00:52:05It's about your ring.
00:52:07My ring, yes, yes.
00:52:09You know, nephew Ryan came by and demanded I give him the ring.
00:52:15You know, the precious amethyst one.
00:52:18Then when I went to the safe to retrieve it, it was gone.
00:52:23Brittany, did you hear what I said?
00:52:25The ring was missing.
00:52:28Someone stole it.
00:52:29Now, I know before everyone arrived, it was in the safe.
00:52:34I'm embarrassed to even consider that someone in my family would steal from me.
00:52:40Now, I know you wouldn't do it, but I'll do when I find out who did this.
00:52:46I can't do this.
00:52:48I can't keep the truth from him any longer.
00:52:50Uncle Tony, I have to tell you that everyone in this house is hiding something.
00:52:58God heavens, what is going on?
00:53:00Oh my God.
00:53:01Do you think you could fuck my fiance?
00:53:03Come on, get up.
00:53:04Okay, I'm fine.
00:53:06What is going on here?
00:53:07This lying slut knows exactly what's going on.
00:53:17Brittany, what is this?
00:53:20I'm so sorry, Uncle Tony.
00:53:22We all thought she was good and loyal.
00:53:24But turns out, she's just a gold-digging whore.
00:53:29She seduced my fiance.
00:53:31She's wanted him ever since he was a young boy who had come to visit you.
00:53:34Who knows what else she'll destroy.
00:53:36Brittany, is it true?
00:53:38Are you having an affair with Ryan?
00:53:40No.
00:53:40Oh God, I'm so sorry you had to see that, Uncle Tony.
00:53:44Yes, it's all sordid and true.
00:53:45And I'm deeply ashamed.
00:53:49But Brittany here, she's so obsessed.
00:53:51One moment of weakness, and I gave in.
00:53:55Look, baby, I'm so sorry.
00:53:57What can I do to make it up to you?
00:53:59You son of a bitch.
00:54:01How can I ever trust you again?
00:54:03Look, baby, I was just fooled by this wicked woman.
00:54:07It's like this witchcraft.
00:54:08This pheromones just, they hit my nostrils and there's nothing I could do.
00:54:12Maybe it's primal.
00:54:14How many times have I put you in a made outfit and told you that it does it for me?
00:54:18And you just expect me to come home, and then suddenly this shows up?
00:54:22It used to be an old woman.
00:54:23Listen, that's what it is, she's just so not you, that it just, it hits this other part
00:54:28of me, and I don't understand it.
00:54:31Baby, please, okay?
00:54:32You just gotta forgive me, alright?
00:54:34It won't happen again.
00:54:36Only way for me to know is if we get rid of her.
00:54:41What?
00:54:43Uncle Tony, you have to believe me.
00:54:46He drugged me.
00:54:47Oh, please.
00:54:48Why would I?
00:54:50Because you all want something from Uncle Tony.
00:54:53His ring and his inheritance.
00:54:55You're all liars and crooks.
00:54:59Well, I hate to say it, but she's right.
00:55:01Huh.
00:55:02Not you.
00:55:03Steph is right.
00:55:04This maid is a dirty liar and a whore.
00:55:08She stole your ring, brought it to me, and asked to split 50-50.
00:55:14Impossible.
00:55:15And now you're really beginning to piss me off, Sylvia.
00:55:18Hey, brother, I would never...
00:55:18I trust Brittany with my whole house.
00:55:21She would never do that.
00:55:22Hmm.
00:55:24Strange.
00:55:25Isn't she the only one with the password to your safe?
00:55:29Yes, and I still don't believe it.
00:55:31Well, why don't you ask your little maid who stole the ring and brought it to me?
00:55:41I took it, Tony, but...
00:55:44Oh, God.
00:55:46I'm...
00:55:47I'm...
00:55:47I can't explain.
00:55:49I...
00:55:49No need to, Brittany.
00:55:53You've deeply disappointed me.
00:55:55I took care of you and your sick mother every day for years.
00:56:04That all ends now.
00:56:06You can stay on and work the birthday dinner.
00:56:11But after that, we have to leave the house.
00:56:14Never to return.
00:56:18We have to leave the house.
00:56:21Never to return.
00:56:25Time to take out the trash.
00:56:36What they did to you, that's not okay.
00:56:39It's all my fault.
00:56:41What?
00:56:41No, no.
00:56:42Come on.
00:56:42It's not your fault.
00:56:43If I had just told Tony what was happening, then none of it would have happened, but I just paved
00:56:53the way for them to murder him.
00:56:59Tony died, and I'm to blame.
00:57:02No.
00:57:03Listen to me.
00:57:04You are not to blame.
00:57:06The only thing that you're to blame for is being a good person.
00:57:10You love.
00:57:11You trust.
00:57:12Those bastards took advantage of that, yes.
00:57:15But that does not make you a bad person.
00:57:18No, I am.
00:57:22I left you.
00:57:36Why?
00:57:40Why?
00:57:42Your mother.
00:57:44She told me that I couldn't see you anymore.
00:57:48She threatened to have my mom fired and to get me expelled.
00:57:52To destroy our lives.
00:57:54All because you were from a prominent family and I was the daughter of a maid.
00:58:00Oh my gods.
00:58:01I couldn't understand why you would just leave me.
00:58:06It broke my heart, too.
00:58:10I loved you so much.
00:58:15I'm sorry.
00:58:17I can't do this.
00:58:18It's just too confusing for me right now.
00:58:20I'm sorry.
00:58:21I don't think it's confusing at all.
00:58:27I think that you came here tonight for a reason.
00:58:35I think that you're meant to be here because
00:58:40I believe in second chances.
00:59:08I think that you're meant to be here tonight for a long time.
00:59:11I poured the wine and now they're tracing every line
00:59:18If I'd use my crying tonight
00:59:24Then read my tears in black and white
00:59:31Between my secrets candlelight
00:59:38I'm just a girl who lost the fight
00:59:41And every doubt you try to prove
00:59:45Still trembles when I make a move
00:59:51I'm not the ghost inside these walls
00:59:54Not every tear is guilty as cold
00:59:57But if you choose to walk away
01:00:00Then that's the price I'll have to pay
01:00:09I love you
01:00:11Love and use my crying tonight
01:00:16Then let the truth come
01:00:27What is going on here?
01:00:29Uh nothing
01:00:31What do you need?
01:00:32Doesn't matter
01:00:32Uncle Tony's lawyer just sent us a telegram
01:00:35With explicit instructions on where to find and read Uncle Tony's will immediately
01:00:41So everyone in the house needs to hear it
01:00:42Even those murderers
01:00:43Okay we'll be right down
01:00:46Just give us a minute
01:00:52I'm gonna have to go face that horrible family again
01:00:55I'll protect you
01:01:00You will?
01:01:02I've never in a million years thought that I would ever get you back
01:01:07But here you are
01:01:11And whatever happens
01:01:13I am not losing you again
01:01:15Not this time
01:01:17So if those bastards wanna mess with you
01:01:21You'll have to go through me
01:01:28Can we turn the AC on? It's ruining my photo
01:01:31Would you guys just shut the fuck up
01:01:33Oh my god
01:01:34Seriously?
01:01:35Did we really have to bring the murdering whore here?
01:01:38Alright, alright everybody
01:01:39Let's just
01:01:40Let's keep the peace
01:01:41Okay?
01:01:42Obviously
01:01:42Uncle T's lawyer can't be here
01:01:44But he showed me where the will is
01:01:46I studied law so
01:01:47I should be the one to read it
01:01:49Um
01:01:50Honey, you took a crash zoom course and didn't even finish it
01:01:54That's enough
01:01:54It can't be that hard
01:01:55There's gonna be one line
01:01:57And it's gonna name me
01:01:58That's the sole heir
01:01:59There's no way Uncle Tony left everything to a pathological liar like our mom
01:02:03Excuse me?
01:02:04Or to my loser brother
01:02:06Well, you seemed to think I was pretty capable earlier when you had the bright idea to
01:02:11I am set
01:02:13And you can all go to hell
01:02:14Not if the will says the ring goes to Ryan
01:02:18What is a piece of paper worth anyway?
01:02:21Possession is nine-tenths of the law
01:02:24You old wedge
01:02:27I'm gonna rip that ring off a window
01:02:29I would like to see you try
01:02:30Ladies
01:02:31Stop, stop, please
01:02:33Yanni, can you just read my inheritance?
01:02:35Okay
01:02:36Okay
01:02:37Here we are
01:02:44Okay
01:02:45I, Tony
01:02:46Being of sound mind and body
01:02:49Do hereby
01:02:52Be-
01:02:52Be-greeth
01:02:54Be-greave?
01:02:55Be-greave?
01:02:56Be-queath?
01:02:58Be-queath?
01:02:58Be-queath?
01:02:59Be-queath all of my earthly possessions
01:03:01I'm including the mansion, the Tuscan Villa, the vineyards and the cars to my soul
01:03:10Heiress?
01:03:11Heiress?
01:03:12Heiress!
01:03:13Yes!
01:03:14It's a woman!
01:03:15I was right
01:03:18Fuck you
01:03:20Fuck you
01:03:21Fuck you
01:03:22Fuck you
01:03:22And especially
01:03:23Fuck
01:03:24You
01:03:26To my soul heiress
01:03:29My maid
01:03:30What?
01:03:31What?
01:03:32Brittany Logan
01:03:33What?
01:03:33Have you been fucking Tony?
01:03:35Fuck you
01:03:37Fuck you
01:03:38Fuck you
01:03:38Fuck you
01:03:39Fuck you
01:03:39My maid
01:03:42Brittany Logan
01:03:43What?
01:03:44Fucking whore you're just a bitch
01:03:46You bitch
01:03:46You fucking have a fucking child
01:03:57All right, all right, all right, all right, I'm sorry to interrupt this little family squabble or whatever this is
01:04:03But there is one thing that I know for certain and that is that the killer is here in this
01:04:07room
01:04:08Currently and unless that person comes forward right now and confesses
01:04:13You're all under arrest
01:04:16Okay, well, I think it's pretty obvious who the killer is at this point the murderer is
01:04:22Brittany
01:04:23Like I said three hours ago, okay? Does everybody remember that? Can we all go to a flashback moment when
01:04:30I said that I?
01:04:33Know who did it. It was her
01:04:36Thank God you're here. My uncle-in-law has been killed and you have the murderer right here
01:04:42Brittany is apparently and against all logic and reason Tony's soul heiress. I mean fuck that's her motive
01:04:54She had a cover-up, too
01:04:56She knew that we were all coming here tonight, and she also knew that we all wanted something from uncle
01:05:03Tony
01:05:03So what did she do?
01:05:05So this little rat bitch decided to change the will right before his birthday
01:05:13Hmm and she was spying on us learned all of our secrets
01:05:18She was the only one with access to uncle Tony's food
01:05:29Clearly we are a a greedy type. Yes, and none of us actually gave a single fuck about uncle Tony.
01:05:36Let's be honest
01:05:37But we could not actually commit cold hard murder
01:05:40Even if we all thought about it
01:05:43Even if we all thought about it
01:05:46But this one here
01:05:48Mm-hmm
01:05:50Cover
01:05:52Motive
01:05:55Opportunity
01:05:56I mean Jesus. Mr. Police officer arrest this whore immediately
01:06:03Wow
01:06:04That was so clever and sexy baby
01:06:07What are you?
01:06:09Huh?
01:06:10What?
01:06:12What?
01:06:12You're...
01:06:14You're...
01:06:14You're...
01:06:15You're...
01:06:15I'm sorry
01:06:17The will, it's...
01:06:19A hell of a motive
01:06:21And a hell of a twist
01:06:23And a hell of a twist
01:06:25I don't know if I can protect you from any of this
01:06:28Did you tell me the truth about any of it?
01:06:35Brittany
01:06:36Please tell me that what we had was real
01:06:38Do you really think that I killed Tony?
01:06:41For his money?
01:06:42I don't know what to think
01:06:47I'm sorry
01:06:48Mal
01:06:49No, I'll...
01:06:54Um
01:07:01911, what's your emergency?
01:07:03Yeah, it's Detective Beckham
01:07:04I need all units to the Harbor residence as soon as possible
01:07:07Whatever you're doing can wait
01:07:13Hey!
01:07:16Don't move a muscle
01:07:18I'll be right back
01:07:20No...
01:07:21Wait, Alan
01:07:29Listen up, I don't care what you did or did not do
01:07:32My lawyers are excellent, they will get you out
01:07:34If you agree to marry me
01:07:36And share the inheritance
01:07:38You disgusting prick
01:07:40I don't want the money
01:07:41I don't want the inheritance
01:07:42And I most definitely do not want you
01:07:46Are you sure about that?
01:07:49I'll unlock you right now, babes
01:07:50All you gotta do is split the inheritance with me
01:07:52Okay?
01:07:54It's better than prison
01:07:55What do you think?
01:08:01What do you think?
01:08:03The most important thing now is Alan
01:08:05I have to find him and convince him that what we had was real
01:08:10and...
01:08:10that I didn't kill Tom
01:08:12Okay...
01:08:14I agree, unlock me
01:08:20Don't screw me, mate
01:08:22I can't promise
01:08:23Look at him
01:08:26Look at him
01:08:28That's binding
01:08:40Alex?
01:08:43Alex!
01:08:59Hello, Brittany
01:08:59Oh my god!
01:09:02Hello, Brittany
01:09:04Are you a ghost?
01:09:07Or am I dead?
01:09:09Relax
01:09:10Neither
01:09:11Then what?
01:09:12How... how are you?
01:09:13I faked my death
01:09:15Well, it doesn't take a genius to realize
01:09:17My entire family wanted me dead to get their grubby hands on my fortune
01:09:22So I beat him to the punch
01:09:23I staged the whole thing
01:09:25I do regret...
01:09:27You know, having to do so at your expense
01:09:30But I knew I could trust you
01:09:33And only you
01:09:35Crazy old fool, do you have any idea what I've been through?
01:09:38I... I almost died at least five times
01:09:41With your... your stupid game
01:09:44It wasn't all fake
01:09:47The truth is...
01:09:49I am sick
01:09:50I won't live to celebrate my next birthday
01:09:55And...
01:09:56The inheritance...
01:09:58Is yours
01:10:00Why?
01:10:01It's simple
01:10:04You're the sweetest, kindest person I know
01:10:07And I believe that good people deserve good things
01:10:11There's not enough of that in the world
01:10:12And so...
01:10:14My entire estate...
01:10:17The four billion dollars...
01:10:19And the property...
01:10:21It's yours
01:10:26My entire estate...
01:10:29The four billion dollars...
01:10:31And the property...
01:10:33It's yours
01:10:36But what about Alan?
01:10:38Alan...
01:10:39Alan, my friend...
01:10:40I'm afraid something terrible is going to happen to me
01:10:43And if it does, I need you to come back and investigate
01:10:47You're the best investigator in the world
01:10:49And the only one who can figure out what happened
01:10:53We are old friends
01:10:57Okay, okay, guys...
01:10:59ChatGPT says that if she did kill him, then she cannot inherit
01:11:03So...
01:11:04We just split the assets evenly
01:11:07So it's fair
01:11:09Ahem!
01:11:11I have something that I would like to say
01:11:13How did you get out?
01:11:15Oh, I'm live streaming, y'all
01:11:17I would like to tell you the truth
01:11:19About what happened to Uncle Tony
01:11:21Go ahead, say it
01:11:27Tony, you know I only see you at my birthday
01:11:34Each year I watch you grow more greedy, more cruel, more immoral
01:11:40When I realized that you were only here for my money
01:11:44I decided to test you
01:11:45And fake my death
01:11:55Oh my god!
01:11:57Uncle Tony, you were like hilarious
01:11:59I mean, we all fell for that
01:12:02I even fell for the fact that you were giving the maid all your shit
01:12:05Oh, don't worry
01:12:06That was all true
01:12:08I've changed my will
01:12:10Brittany inherits everything
01:12:11You inherit nothing
01:12:12What?
01:12:13All the financial support I've given you
01:12:15These many years
01:12:17All the homes in my name
01:12:19You're cut off
01:12:20What?
01:12:23Starting now, you have nothing
01:12:25I hope you live streamed that
01:12:34Listen up, old man
01:12:36I don't give up
01:12:37Like your loser family, okay?
01:12:40Yes, I can see that
01:12:41You're of a different breed
01:12:42Damn straight I am
01:12:44And the only way you're gonna get rid of me
01:12:46Is if you give me what I came for
01:12:49The ring!
01:12:51Or you'll regret the day that I met Ryan in the Starbucks urinal
01:12:56I already do
01:12:57Hmm
01:12:59I'll make your life a living hell, old man
01:13:01Or whatever's left of it
01:13:03So if I give you the ring
01:13:05You'll take my greedy nephew
01:13:07And leave forever
01:13:10Yeah
01:13:10Okay
01:13:12Sylvie, the ring
01:13:20Hmm
01:13:21Hmm
01:13:24Jesus
01:13:41You scheming son of a bitch!
01:13:44You scheming son of a bitch!
01:13:49Don't slander our mother, Sylvia
01:13:52You were always her favorite
01:13:54For no reason
01:13:56You were better
01:13:57You weren't smarter
01:13:59And you weren't harder working
01:14:01Just because you were born a boy
01:14:05Dad
01:14:06Mom
01:14:07Invested in you
01:14:09Sylvia
01:14:10That's how you turned out to be rich
01:14:12And I became poor
01:14:15Because of a genetic roll of the dice
01:14:18But this is my ring!
01:14:20I deserve it!
01:14:21Sylvia, even if you had been more a man
01:14:23Mom and Dad wouldn't have supported you
01:14:26You're an ungrateful, untalented, lazy, compulsive liar
01:14:30You deserve nothing
01:14:33No!
01:14:34Oh my god!
01:14:37No!
01:14:38Mom!
01:14:41What?
01:14:44No! I'm doing it again!
01:14:46Stop!
01:14:47It's not a real gun, of course
01:14:48What kind of cop would carry a fake gun?
01:14:52Not a cop
01:14:54A detective
01:14:55And one who's good enough to know that a family of vipers
01:14:59Depraved enough to try to kill their own patriarch
01:15:02will eventually become desperate enough to use a gun
01:15:08Well, there's more of us than you, so we outnumber you
01:15:13Do you want to say that again?
01:15:15No!
01:15:16You have a choice
01:15:17You can either stay and wait for the rest of the police force to get here
01:15:22And arrest you for attempted murder
01:15:24Which should be any minute now
01:15:26Or you can leave forever and find another sugar daddy
01:15:31It's amazing that you idiots
01:15:34Never realize that in a house like this
01:15:37Everything
01:15:39Is recorded
01:15:41Oh!
01:15:43Oh!
01:15:45Well?
01:15:46What'll it be?
01:15:50Well?
01:15:51What'll it be?
01:16:07I never felt freer in my life
01:16:11But Sylvia ran away with your ring
01:16:13Oh, let her have it
01:16:14That's a two dollar decoy
01:16:17This is the real
01:16:24Do you like it?
01:16:27It's...
01:16:27It's beautiful
01:16:28But I like you being alive much better
01:16:33Well, I knew you would
01:16:35That's why I'm giving it to you
01:16:38I always said I would only give my family ring
01:16:42To someone who is marrying for true love
01:16:47This is a thirty million dollar ring
01:16:49No
01:16:52Seventy million
01:16:58Go
01:17:00Run to him
01:17:01Run to him
01:17:08Wait, Alan!
01:17:11Are you leaving so soon?
01:17:15Well, I didn't want to interrupt the family reunion
01:17:19Um...
01:17:20Speaking of family, I...
01:17:23I was wondering if you wanted to complete the cycle
01:17:28Brittany, what are you doing?
01:17:31You can have any man in the world now
01:17:34I know
01:17:35You're a billionaire
01:17:37And I'm just a smart, funny, talented, good-looking detective
01:17:41Detective
01:17:43Why would you want to be with me?
01:17:46I don't want to give up on us this time
01:17:49I don't want to let you go
01:17:54And I can't wait to see how your mom would react
01:18:04Well?
01:18:12Brittany Logan
01:18:14Will you marry me?
01:18:18Yes
01:18:26No
01:18:27No
01:18:30No
01:18:48Brittany, your mom's here
01:18:50Mom?
01:18:52It's nice
01:18:58how are you walking turns out there is a very new and very expensive experimental treatment
01:19:05and it works my test came back clearer i feel wonderful you look wonderful but how did i
01:19:13afford it i have an angel thank you uncle tony
01:19:22mom i want you to meet someone
01:19:26this is alan my future husband alan from school yes it's good to see you again wow he's hot
01:19:36excuse me oh sorry you're hot too wait mom uncle tony are the two of you yes
01:19:47oh i guess that's a story for the sequel
01:19:51you
01:19:54you
01:20:01you
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