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00:00:07Open up the door, murderer! We know you're in there!
00:00:12Oh, shit.
00:00:15Have you ever had one of those really bad days?
00:00:23Yeah, so that's how mine started.
00:00:30But let's rewind to the moment the shit hit the phone.
00:00:40Nothing's more important than family.
00:00:42Nothing.
00:00:43Not money, not power, not career.
00:00:47Makes me so happy to spend this day with you.
00:00:49With my loving sister Sylvia, my nephew Jan, and his stunning wife Monique.
00:00:54My nephew Ryan, and his beautiful fiancée Stephanie.
00:00:58Welcome to the family.
00:01:00Though I was not blessed with children of my own, hosting you fills me with so much joy.
00:01:06A piece of advice.
00:01:07Don't grow old alone.
00:01:09Cherish the love you have with one another.
00:01:13Oh my god, you fucking idiot!
00:01:15How hard is it to serve dinner?
00:01:17I'm so sorry.
00:01:19Do you know how much that bottle of wine is worth?
00:01:21More than you make in a decade.
00:01:23Not so much, you completely ruined my fiancée's suit!
00:01:26It's really not.
00:01:27No, it's annoying.
00:01:27We're sitting at dinner.
00:01:28I don't want to sit in your outfit.
00:01:30It's fine.
00:01:37Oh my god!
00:01:39Come on, buddy.
00:01:40I got you.
00:01:40It's in the squid!
00:01:44He's dead.
00:01:46Uncle Tony's dead.
00:01:51I know who killed him.
00:01:53Her!
00:01:54The maid did it.
00:01:57The maid killed Uncle Tony.
00:02:02What?
00:02:02There must be some sort of mistake.
00:02:05The mistake was hiring a murderer to serve the dinner.
00:02:08Okay, Steph, you don't know that you killed him, okay?
00:02:12I mean, look at him.
00:02:13Clearly he got poisoned.
00:02:14Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
00:02:17And who was it who was serving us food all night when she wasn't dumping it on us?
00:02:22I'm calling the police.
00:02:24Why did you do it?
00:02:25Why would you kill Uncle Tony?
00:02:27I didn't do it.
00:02:28I swear I didn't poison him.
00:02:31Prove it.
00:02:33Prove it?
00:02:34How am I supposed to...
00:02:37Tony's plate right here.
00:02:39Come on.
00:02:39You want to eat with us?
00:02:41You want to be one of the big wigs?
00:02:43Sit down.
00:02:44Now, eat off Uncle Tony's plate.
00:02:47And if it's not poisoned, you have nothing to fear, right?
00:02:49Hey, Steph, honey.
00:02:51Monique called the police already, all right?
00:02:53We should just wait for the cops to come and do what they do.
00:02:55If she's claiming she's not the killer,
00:02:58she has to prove it.
00:02:59I don't think that's how the law works.
00:03:02In this house, we are the law.
00:03:05So do it.
00:03:06Prove your innocence.
00:03:09I didn't poison him.
00:03:11But what if someone else did?
00:03:32I feel fine.
00:03:33I'm going to go call an ambulance.
00:03:35Uh-uh-uh.
00:03:37You are not going anywhere.
00:03:39You need to admit it.
00:03:41Right here, right now, you're the one who murdered him.
00:03:44No, none of you understand.
00:03:45I loved Tony like a father.
00:03:48My mother worked here for my entire childhood.
00:03:50And when she got sick, he gave me a position when nobody else would.
00:03:53Are you saying that I killed the only person who treated me like a human being?
00:03:58Why?
00:03:59I don't know.
00:04:00Maybe because you're the only obvious suspect.
00:04:02No.
00:04:03Any one of you could be a suspect.
00:04:04And I know for a fact,
00:04:06each and every one of you has a dirty little secret
00:04:10that you would do anything to hide.
00:04:13Ow!
00:04:14Ow!
00:04:15Why did you...
00:04:16How dare you speak to us like this?
00:04:19You are nothing.
00:04:21You are quite literally a servant.
00:04:23Everybody here knows what guilty people do.
00:04:27They put the blame on others.
00:04:29The jig is up.
00:04:30Confess already.
00:04:32I will not confess.
00:04:33Because I didn't do it.
00:04:35Hmm.
00:04:36Okay.
00:04:38Well, maybe this will jog your memory.
00:04:43Steph, honey, hey, come on, let's just calm down.
00:04:46We have no proof that she did anything.
00:04:50Why are you protecting her?
00:04:55Are you fucking my fiancée?
00:04:57What?
00:05:02I know that you've known him since he was a kid.
00:05:04But first, you murdered our beloved Uncle Tony.
00:05:08And now you're ruining my marriage?
00:05:10Steph, goddammit, I'm not sleeping with the maid.
00:05:13First of all, I would never.
00:05:15She is the help.
00:05:17You.
00:05:18You're the only one for me.
00:05:29Blueberry.
00:05:30What?
00:05:31This is what killed Tony.
00:05:34As Tony's sister, I suppose I'm the only person here who knows that Tony is deathly allergic
00:05:41to blueberries, except for the other person living here with him.
00:05:48The maid.
00:05:49Yes, it is a clear proof that she is.
00:05:55Where is she?
00:05:58What do I do?
00:06:00What do I do?
00:06:00Think.
00:06:01Think.
00:06:02Uncle Tony is dead.
00:06:03And I...
00:06:03Open up the door, murderer.
00:06:05We know you're in there.
00:06:06Courtney, I mean, Brittany, open up the door.
00:06:12Open the goddamn door, servant scum.
00:06:15These crazy, rich assholes are going to send me to die in prison for something that I didn't
00:06:20do.
00:06:20Unless they kill me first.
00:06:22I have to escape.
00:06:24Now.
00:06:26Oh god, I can't do this.
00:06:28Oh shit.
00:06:30Death would be better than life with these people.
00:06:56Ow.
00:06:59Ow.
00:07:03Hey, hey, hey!
00:07:05Don't move. Hands up!
00:07:08Don't move. Stay right where you are.
00:07:11I didn't do anything. I swear.
00:07:13Brittany? Brittany Logan?
00:07:17From junior high?
00:07:19Alan Beckham?
00:07:26God, Alan, it's been a really long time.
00:07:30Yeah, tell me about it.
00:07:31It's actually, um, Detective Beckham now.
00:07:35You okay? I saw you, uh, running through the, uh, trees over there.
00:07:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
00:07:40I got a call that the maid poisoned the owner of this house.
00:07:44Is that you?
00:07:46Are you the killer?
00:07:47I didn't do anything.
00:07:48Stop right where you are. Do not move a muscle.
00:07:50Don't move.
00:07:53I didn't do anything.
00:07:55No?
00:07:56You didn't say, just try and flee a crime scene?
00:08:00Yes, but I had no other choice.
00:08:03Alan, please, you have to believe we're even...
00:08:06Effective Beckham and Nicole said that the maid confessed to the murder.
00:08:09No, I did not confess.
00:08:12They're just framing me.
00:08:13Well, because I'm the poor maid, and they're a bunch of rich, morally corrupt assholes,
00:08:17and they think they can get away with it, but I am innocent.
00:08:21Please, Alan, you know me.
00:08:24I do.
00:08:25I loved you.
00:08:27And then one day you were gone without explaining why, and you left me heartbroken.
00:08:31Besides, I have nothing to gain from killing Tony.
00:08:34I just lost my home.
00:08:36What about your mother?
00:08:37She is sick in the hospital.
00:08:39I have no one else, nowhere else to go.
00:08:46I'm, uh, sorry to hear that.
00:08:50Look, let's just go inside and we'll figure this out, okay?
00:08:52No, I am not going back in there.
00:08:54Brittany Logan, she never lied.
00:08:57She wouldn't hurt a fly.
00:08:58That's part of why I was so in love with her back then.
00:09:01Please, just let me go.
00:09:04I can't do that.
00:09:07You could just say you never found me.
00:09:19Oh, my God!
00:09:21Mr. Officer, thank God you're here.
00:09:23My uncle-in-law has been killed, and you have the murderer right here.
00:09:27That's right.
00:09:28Lock her up before she kills someone else.
00:09:29Ma'am, right now this woman is a person of interest, okay?
00:09:32A suspect.
00:09:33I'm going to need to do a full investigation before anyone is arrested.
00:09:36No!
00:09:36I saw her do it!
00:09:38We all did!
00:09:39Yeah.
00:09:39Totally.
00:09:40Yeah, she probably did it.
00:09:42Right.
00:09:44I'm, uh, I'm sorry about this.
00:09:47Brittany Logan, you are now under arrest for the murder of Tony Harbor.
00:09:50Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
00:09:54Blow your phone call, blah, blah, blah.
00:09:56Just don't call us, bitch, and get the fuck off the property!
00:09:59Bro, go!
00:10:05Look, let's just get you back to the station, okay?
00:10:08Away from these assholes.
00:10:09And I promise you, I will give you a fair chance to tell your story.
00:10:13All units, we have a Category 8 store beginning now.
00:10:16Keep off all roads except the emergencies.
00:10:19Stay indoors until morning.
00:10:20Unfortunately, I don't think we're going anywhere tonight with this weather.
00:10:23We're going to have to stay here.
00:10:26Come on, let's go.
00:10:41I'm sorry.
00:10:42I'm going to need to frisk you.
00:10:43It's okay.
00:10:46It's okay.
00:10:48It's okay.
00:10:49It's okay.
00:10:49It's okay.
00:10:52It's okay.
00:10:53How could you spread your feet for me?
00:11:08Turn around, please.
00:11:11There's nothing on you.
00:11:12You didn't find the shotgun and the ninja stars?
00:11:15I remember that sarcastic humor that got you in trouble even then.
00:11:19Look, Alan, I wanted to reach out to you and explain.
00:11:23There's no need.
00:11:23We were just kids, right?
00:11:25I mean, first love.
00:11:26It meant nothing.
00:11:36Anyway, please sit down.
00:11:37I, um, I need to ask you a few questions.
00:11:40No, you don't.
00:11:42Because I can tell you who the real killer is.
00:11:53You know who the killer is?
00:11:57Who?
00:11:59Well, I'm not 100% certain who literally poisoned Uncle Tony, but I know that every single one of them
00:12:08wanted Uncle Tony's ring.
00:12:09It's worth $30 million.
00:12:12And each one of them has a dirty secret.
00:12:14Listen, I want to hear everything you're about to say, Brittany, but you're shivering to the bone.
00:12:19Why don't you go change in something more?
00:12:20I've got some clothes in there.
00:12:23You're all wet, too.
00:12:25Tony has got some stuff in there if you want to see if anything fits.
00:12:29Would you mind just helping with the zipper?
00:12:54I hope Brittany's telling the truth, that she's not the killer.
00:12:58Because somehow, after all this time, my feelings for her never really went away.
00:13:04How does this even make sense?
00:13:06Out of everyone in the world, Alan, my first love.
00:13:09And now he's the one investigating me.
00:13:13I just hope he doesn't hate me for leaving him with no explanation.
00:13:28I think you were, uh, just about to tell me who the killer is.
00:13:33Okay.
00:13:35Here it goes.
00:13:39It all started this morning, when everyone began running.
00:13:43I thought this would be a typical birthday with Tony hosting his family.
00:13:48I always wondered why he kept me distant from them.
00:13:51But this year, I really realized why.
00:13:53His family are a pack of vultures.
00:13:56Hiding secrets from here to Nepal.
00:13:58Secrets you wouldn't believe.
00:14:00And secrets they'd kill to protect.
00:14:02Hey there.
00:14:04Courtney, right?
00:14:05Brittany.
00:14:06Brittany.
00:14:06How could I forget?
00:14:09You know, I'm really glad to see you.
00:14:11Why, is there something wrong with your bedroom?
00:14:13You're not in it.
00:14:14You know, I remember you from when I used to visit.
00:14:17You were this snot-nosed little kid.
00:14:18But now you have just grown into this, just, real woman.
00:14:25I mean, perfect body, great tits, that ass, my God.
00:14:30Right, um, I actually have work to do.
00:14:33Wasn't your mom a maid here?
00:14:36Yes, she was, but she's sick now, in the hospital.
00:14:40You know, the maid thing's always really done it for me.
00:14:43You know, like you come in, try to clean.
00:14:46I'm laying there, and I offer you an extra hundred to, you know, just scrub a little extra.
00:14:53Aren't you here to announce your engagement?
00:14:56Oh, come on, marriage isn't a death contract.
00:14:59There's always a few other adventures to be made.
00:15:04Oh, God, kill me.
00:15:06This place is even more disgusting and tacky than you described, Ryan.
00:15:10Let's just say that Steph scared me from the very first moment we met.
00:15:14What the fuck is going on here?
00:15:21Ah, baby, this is not what you think.
00:15:23Courtney is...
00:15:24Brittany.
00:15:25She's the housemaid, okay?
00:15:26I've known her since she was a dirty little kid.
00:15:28Hmm, okay.
00:15:30Well, Brittany slash Courtney,
00:15:32why don't you do yourself a favor and go make your low-wage salary
00:15:36and go get my fucking luggage?
00:15:45Wait, I don't understand.
00:15:47Why is she so mean to you?
00:15:48Because I'm just the maid.
00:15:51It makes them feel good to treat me like dirt.
00:15:55As long as Tony doesn't see.
00:15:58But that's not the important part.
00:16:00Then Steph said,
00:16:02there's a storm coming
00:16:03and I don't want to be in this shitbox any longer than necessary.
00:16:06So get the ring so we can get the fuck out of here.
00:16:09I got you.
00:16:10I got you.
00:16:14I'm like, is she okay?
00:16:16It, I mean, it's just standing there.
00:16:18Are you deaf?
00:16:19Get the fucking luggage!
00:16:23Jesus Christ!
00:16:26And I'm the lady of this mansion.
00:16:29We're gonna burn it down.
00:16:31Get rid of all this armor.
00:16:32I'm on my way with party favors.
00:16:35Burn the rugs.
00:16:36Bleach the floors.
00:16:38Paint the walls.
00:16:40Get rid of all this disgusting antique shit.
00:16:45Ryan, what are you doing?
00:16:47Yes.
00:16:48Ryan was cheating on his bride with his brother's wife.
00:16:53During this time, Uncle Tony was sitting in his room.
00:16:56Yes.
00:16:57Oblivious to the fact that this would be the last day of his life.
00:17:02Yes.
00:17:04Yes!
00:17:06I told you I'm getting good at bingo blitz.
00:17:10Mr. Harper, your family is here?
00:17:12Well, here we go.
00:17:14Mom, just, okay, you're catching this.
00:17:17My lovely brand new family.
00:17:19Hi!
00:17:20Mwah!
00:17:21Mwah!
00:17:21Hi, Mom.
00:17:22Hi, son.
00:17:23How's your uncle?
00:17:23Still alive?
00:17:24Hope so.
00:17:25Yeah.
00:17:26You look so good.
00:17:27It's just kind of done.
00:17:28Good morning, dear family.
00:17:30It's wonderful to see all of you here in my humble home.
00:17:42Weird.
00:17:43Who brings grocery store blueberries to a fancy dinner?
00:17:48You too, baby.
00:17:50You there!
00:17:50Don't touch my suitcase!
00:17:52Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:53I just...
00:17:56Blueberries.
00:17:56So you're suggesting that Sylvia Harbour, Tony's sister, is his murderer?
00:18:01Well, I know that she was the only one who knew about Tony's barriology.
00:18:09Something about this woman always seemed suspicious to me, but I never imagined for a second she would go as
00:18:15far as to...
00:18:16I'm sorry.
00:18:16I don't mean to interrupt your story.
00:18:18Do you mind if I, um...
00:18:28Leave.
00:18:30Yeah, of course.
00:18:33I'm sorry.
00:18:34Um, please.
00:18:35Continue.
00:18:38Don't touch my suitcase!
00:18:39Oh, I'm sorry.
00:18:40I just...
00:18:42I said I can manage it.
00:18:44I don't need help from the help.
00:18:47Yes, ma'am.
00:18:48It is my job, though.
00:18:50I understand that this is the countryside, but is there a less idiotic maid available?
00:18:56Now, now.
00:18:57Brittany is just about the kindest soul you'll ever meet.
00:19:00Her and her mother, who I hope recovers very soon.
00:19:06Yeah, well, as soon as I'm lady of the house, that kind soul is going to be shoveling horse shit.
00:19:12Jan, help me with my suitcase.
00:19:16Mom, I thought you said that you were gonna...
00:19:18Shut up and carry it, son!
00:19:23I knew I should have told Uncle Tony that Steph and Ryan didn't really like him.
00:19:27They were just here for the ring.
00:19:32I need to talk to you about something.
00:19:36I need to talk to you about something.
00:19:38Brittany, can we talk later?
00:19:40I'm just so tired, and I need to rest before the evening's festivities.
00:19:45Plus, I don't want anyone to know I'm not feeling my best.
00:19:48Well, then why don't we cancel the dinner?
00:19:50No, no, I can't.
00:19:51This birthday dinner is too important.
00:19:55Especially this year.
00:19:59I didn't want to worry him, so I didn't say anything.
00:20:01And that mistake probably cost him his life.
00:20:04But then, as I was distributing the suitcases among the rooms,
00:20:08I realized just how right I had been about his family's evil intentions.
00:20:14I don't want to do this.
00:20:16Jan, you must.
00:20:18You must go into his room at the first opportunity and take the ring.
00:20:23You know the one with the purple diamond.
00:20:25Yes, I know the ring, Mom.
00:20:26It's just that that's...
00:20:29That's the ring that Ryan was to use for his wedding.
00:20:32That ring belongs to our family.
00:20:35It is not going to go to Steph or any other trollop who marries in.
00:20:40Hey, Jesus Christ, Mom.
00:20:42I get it.
00:20:43I know it's worth a lot to you sentimentally, but it's like...
00:20:46Sentimental value, my ass.
00:20:48That ring is worth $30 million.
00:20:52Fuck me in the ass and call me Shirley.
00:20:55What?
00:20:56$30 million?
00:20:58Then I realized they were planning to kill him just for the ring.
00:21:04$30 million?
00:21:06Yes, idiot.
00:21:08And once I sell the ring, I am going to give you one tenth.
00:21:12That's...
00:21:13That's...
00:21:14That's...
00:21:14That's...
00:21:14That's...
00:21:14That's...
00:21:18That's enough to buy a fucking Porsche.
00:21:19Or you could buy a new wardrobe for your wife, so she doesn't have to dress like a hooker
00:21:24on spring break at Daytona Beach.
00:21:26Pay attention, Jan.
00:21:28So here's what's going to happen.
00:21:31You are going to go into Tony's room.
00:21:37And you are going to take these blueberries and smear them underneath his pillow.
00:21:45That's a fucking stupid idea.
00:21:47Before he takes his daily afternoon nap, he's going to have an extreme allergic reaction.
00:21:53And everyone's going to come running to tend to him.
00:21:56Oh my God!
00:21:58Creating the perfect distraction for you to go in and steal that motherfucking ring.
00:22:05If I do this, Uncle Tony dies.
00:22:08Yes.
00:22:09He dies.
00:22:14He dies.
00:22:17If he eats them, not if you just smear them under his pillow.
00:22:20Got it?
00:22:24Yeah, I don't know.
00:22:25Maybe we should just...
00:22:2750-50.
00:22:37Hey, honey.
00:22:38Yanni!
00:22:39I've been looking for you for the past hour.
00:22:41But here you are, hiding up here with your mommy.
00:22:44Yeah, we were just, uh, we were talking...
00:22:47Don't you get tired of being a mama's boy?
00:22:49Because I sure am tired of it.
00:22:52And I'm here, in case you forgot.
00:22:53And I am bored.
00:22:58What's that?
00:23:05What's that?
00:23:06Oh, it's blueberries.
00:23:09Why do you have blueberries?
00:23:11It's every year we do annual bake.
00:23:16We do, it's the blueberry pie we do every year.
00:23:20You are literally the worst bullshitter I've ever met in my life.
00:23:23Monique, I simply asked my son to help me to my room with my suitcase, and we got to reminiscing.
00:23:28Can't you cut him some slack?
00:23:30I will when you will, Mom.
00:23:36I'm horny.
00:23:38Are you done?
00:23:39You know what?
00:23:39Sorry.
00:23:40I gotta go.
00:23:41Come on, babe.
00:23:42I'll be one sec.
00:23:43Okay.
00:23:47Look, I know you hate me.
00:23:49But you are ruining that poor boy's life.
00:23:52And until you cut that umbilical cord, he's never gonna be a real man.
00:23:56And what's gonna happen to his manhood when he finds out you've been cheating on him with his more successful,
00:24:03richer brother?
00:24:09I would never do that.
00:24:10Oh, but you do.
00:24:12Frequently.
00:24:13I see everything.
00:24:15What I don't see is what they see in a basic bimbo like you.
00:24:19You fucking cunt.
00:24:32I know you're in there.
00:24:34You can come out now.
00:24:37I know you're here.
00:24:44Well, well.
00:24:46It looks like our lovely little maid is a bit of a snoop.
00:24:50I'm so sorry, Mrs. Harbour.
00:24:52I was just...
00:24:53Don't mind it.
00:24:54I don't.
00:24:56I have connections at your mother's hospital.
00:24:59Do you want her dead?
00:25:00No, of course not.
00:25:01Then you're going to poison Tony.
00:25:03You're gonna go into his room.
00:25:05And you're gonna get that ring and you're gonna bring it to me.
00:25:08And if you tell Tony your mother dies,
00:25:13no one's gonna believe a pathetic little maid.
00:25:19I don't believe you.
00:25:20You're stealing your own son's wedding gift.
00:25:22Don't you care about him?
00:25:24Spoken like a girl who's always been poor.
00:25:27Sweetie, when it comes to money,
00:25:29nobody gives a fuck about anyone.
00:25:31I care about Tony.
00:25:32I can't do this to him.
00:25:33Then choose Tony.
00:25:35Or your mother.
00:25:38I loved Tony.
00:25:40Like a father.
00:25:41But it was my own mother.
00:25:43Sick and dying in the hospital.
00:25:44What was I supposed to do?
00:25:50I remember your mother.
00:25:53She was beautiful and very kind.
00:25:56I remember this one time.
00:25:58When I was a kid, I was riding my bike.
00:26:00And I had fallen and skinned my knee pretty bad.
00:26:04And she happened to be walking by.
00:26:06And she stopped everything that she was doing.
00:26:08And she came over and helped me up and made sure I was okay.
00:26:15Actually, I think you might have been there.
00:26:18Do you remember that?
00:26:21Yeah.
00:26:24You were the golden boy and I was just the maid's daughter.
00:26:29Not to me you weren't.
00:26:32What about that time that we carved our names in that tree?
00:26:37Do you remember that?
00:26:38Of course.
00:26:40Alan, look.
00:26:40I really...
00:26:41I have to apologize.
00:26:42I'm so sorry.
00:26:43Jesus Christ.
00:26:43I'm, uh...
00:26:46I should not be talking about the past.
00:26:48Um, you are a suspect in a homicide.
00:26:54And I'm the lead investigator.
00:26:56Let's just, um...
00:26:58Let's stick to the matter at hand, okay?
00:27:01Yeah.
00:27:02Brittany, I want you to tell it to me straight.
00:27:06Did you do it?
00:27:08Did you steal that ring?
00:27:14Yes, I did.
00:27:16I did.
00:27:33I did.
00:27:36I did.
00:27:46I did.
00:28:10Brittany, what are you doing here?
00:28:14Brittany, I ask you a question.
00:28:16What are you doing in my bedroom?
00:28:25I was, I was looking for something.
00:28:29What?
00:28:32Never mind, it's not here.
00:28:35Uncle Tony, are you okay?
00:28:37I'm sorry, I'm about to scare you.
00:28:40I just haven't been feeling too well lately.
00:28:42My doctor says my blood pressure is out of control.
00:28:45I guess I'm getting a little too dependent on my prescription.
00:28:48Well, what was I in the middle of?
00:28:52Playing my bingo blitz.
00:28:58I'm making a huge mistake.
00:29:01I have to tell Uncle Tony the truth.
00:29:03I'm sure he'll understand and he won't judge me because he's the only one who truly trusts me.
00:29:08And then...
00:29:12It's just about time for dinner, so I ought to go make sure that's ready.
00:29:16Okay.
00:29:17Thank you, Brittany.
00:29:18You mean so much to me.
00:29:21You're the only one I can truly trust.
00:29:23You're the only one I can truly trust.
00:29:23Yeah.
00:29:25Thanks.
00:29:27Here we go.
00:29:36You got what you wanted.
00:29:38Now promise me that you won't hurt my mother.
00:29:42Now promise me that you won't hurt my mother.
00:29:47Or Tony.
00:29:51Idiot child.
00:29:53I don't know who your mother even is.
00:29:56And as for Tony?
00:29:57He's my brother.
00:29:59I would never actually hurt him.
00:30:01And now that I am a multi-millionaire, I no longer need to hurt people.
00:30:07Unless, of course, they get in my way.
00:30:10So make no mistake.
00:30:13You are the one who actually stole this.
00:30:16And if you ever say anything to anyone, no one will ever hear from you again.
00:30:28What have I done?
00:30:29I can't believe how naive I was.
00:30:32How stupid.
00:30:33No, hey, look at me.
00:30:34It's not your fault.
00:30:36They went after your mother.
00:30:38You did the best that you could.
00:30:41And you helped spare Tony's life.
00:30:43Yeah.
00:30:44For a few hours.
00:30:46He still got murdered.
00:30:48Yeah, about that.
00:30:48If Sylvia already had the ring, then what motive would she have to kill Tony later?
00:30:53The answer is she didn't kill him.
00:30:55Okay, well then who did?
00:30:57If it wasn't Sylvia and it wasn't yawned, the only other person that knew about the allergy was you.
00:31:06You knew.
00:31:08Brittany, I have to be honest with you.
00:31:09If blueberries turn out to be the cause of death, this isn't looking good for you.
00:31:14You're right.
00:31:16I am.
00:31:17But there's something else you don't know.
00:31:21The house of Uncle Tony is at least 200 years old.
00:31:25It once belonged to an aristocratic family that hid many secrets.
00:31:29The house is filled with hidden corners and passageways, allowing you to see and hear anything you want.
00:31:36Oh my God.
00:31:38I don't think the blueberries are what killed Tony after all.
00:31:43Oh my God.
00:31:44Oh my God.
00:31:44This feels so good.
00:31:46Oh my God.
00:31:50In the back of my mind, I kept thinking.
00:31:53There were no blueberries in Tony's food and only one on his plate.
00:31:56It's so good.
00:31:56Allergy or not, that's not enough to kill him.
00:31:59Oh, fuck.
00:32:01Oh my God.
00:32:01This feels so good.
00:32:03I love you.
00:32:03Say it louder.
00:32:04Say it like you fucking mean it.
00:32:05I love you so much.
00:32:07How much do you fucking love me?
00:32:08So much.
00:32:09I hope you're thinking about me while you're fucking hurt.
00:32:13I can finally feel your dick.
00:32:14You're so hard.
00:32:15Yeah, it's all because of you, baby.
00:32:16Oh yeah, it is.
00:32:17So bad.
00:32:18God damn it.
00:32:20What the fuck are you doing here?
00:32:21I'm a little busy.
00:32:24What?
00:32:26We need to talk.
00:32:29Now.
00:32:30Give me some seconds.
00:32:33Oh my God.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:39Let's go.
00:32:45Until that moment, I thought that Sylvia was the only one who could hurt Uncle Tony.
00:32:50But I was wrong.
00:32:52Steph is so much worse.
00:32:58So, Jan told me our beloved mother-in-law is plotting to take the ring for herself.
00:33:04I knew that old Medusa bitch would try.
00:33:07I'm not going to let her get away with it.
00:33:10Huh.
00:33:10I admire your spunk.
00:33:12I'll help you take the ring before Sylvia can.
00:33:16Assuming we split the money 50-50.
00:33:19I say we take down that old man and take the ring for ourselves.
00:33:24Really?
00:33:24You're ready to bump off the old fuck, huh?
00:33:27For 15 million, I'd bump off anyone.
00:33:30Even you.
00:33:32I know.
00:33:34I know what?
00:33:38Everything.
00:33:40I know about my future husband.
00:33:43And I know that you've been sleeping with him.
00:33:46What?
00:33:50No.
00:33:52Steph, come on.
00:33:53I mean, are you kidding me?
00:33:55You're my best friend.
00:33:56I wouldn't do that.
00:33:59What are you doing?
00:34:00Now tell me, are you sleeping with my future husband?
00:34:06Yes or no?
00:34:08No.
00:34:10No, no.
00:34:11You're my best friend.
00:34:13I wouldn't do that.
00:34:14Then show me your phone.
00:34:16Show me the last text message from Ryan.
00:34:20I'll tell you what.
00:34:23If I'm wrong, you get all the money.
00:34:27Every last cent.
00:34:30But if I'm right,
00:34:35then I get this little piggy.
00:34:39Deal?
00:34:44We're both adults here.
00:34:47Yes.
00:34:47Ryan and I fool around sometimes.
00:34:49But it means nothing.
00:34:51I swear, it means nothing.
00:34:53I'm with the lame brother who can't even hold a job.
00:34:55All I want is to just be with the hotter, richer brother.
00:34:58Just for a second.
00:34:59I mean, if you were me,
00:35:01I mean, you would totally do the same thing.
00:35:03Here's the thing.
00:35:04I would never beat you.
00:35:10Okay.
00:35:11How do you want to do?
00:35:12You want to swap bedroom stories?
00:35:14Fine.
00:35:14Well, I do this thing with my hips
00:35:16that Ryan really loves,
00:35:17and maybe if you tried it...
00:35:19That one hurt!
00:35:20Good.
00:35:21You are nothing but a cheap whore.
00:35:24And just because Ryan fucked your dirty ass
00:35:26doesn't mean he had to put any effort into it.
00:35:28It seems like he put a lot of effort
00:35:30into all the photos he sent me.
00:35:32Hmm?
00:35:35At least seven or eight inches of effort.
00:35:40Slut.
00:35:44Ryan, come to the garden.
00:35:46I know everything.
00:35:55What is going on?
00:35:57What happened to Monique?
00:35:59Oh, that dirty little whore over there.
00:36:01That means absolutely nothing to either one of us,
00:36:04right, honey?
00:36:06Uh, yeah.
00:36:08Right.
00:36:09And the only thing that matters right now
00:36:12is you going to get that fucking ring.
00:36:16Baby, Uncle Tony is resting.
00:36:19It's not a good time.
00:36:20Right?
00:36:21Trust me, doll.
00:36:22After we go to this stupid dinner,
00:36:23everything's going to go back to normal.
00:36:24We're going to get the ring.
00:36:25Everything's going to be great.
00:36:27Trust you?
00:36:29That's funny,
00:36:30because I know that you're fucking
00:36:33that disgusting rat bitch over there.
00:36:42You think I would stoop to her?
00:36:46Please.
00:36:47You don't drive a used Pontiac
00:36:50when you got a pristine Rose Royce
00:36:52just sitting in the driveway.
00:37:02Yeah, that's not my dick.
00:37:05It's on your body.
00:37:08No, it's not.
00:37:09That's a deep fake.
00:37:10That's AI.
00:37:12Do you see the coloration here?
00:37:15I have a pink hue.
00:37:16I don't know if you've seen this.
00:37:17That is obviously a little bit
00:37:20on the greener tint olive.
00:37:23Have you seen me
00:37:24when it's this temperature?
00:37:28I can do the helicopter in this weather.
00:37:31It's so obviously not me.
00:37:33Ryan, I know that it's you.
00:37:37And do you want to be forgiven?
00:37:40Yes.
00:37:41Then go get
00:37:42the fucking
00:37:44ring.
00:37:46Now.
00:37:53So she commanded him
00:37:54to get the ring,
00:37:56and...
00:37:59And...
00:38:00I've really had to use the bathroom
00:38:03for a while now.
00:38:06Okay, but I can't let you go alone.
00:38:08You're still a suspect.
00:38:09Okay, well...
00:38:10If I don't go right now,
00:38:11then I'm gonna pee on the floor.
00:38:24Okay, let's go.
00:38:35Do you seriously think
00:38:36that I'm gonna run away?
00:38:37Well, I mean,
00:38:38you already ran for me
00:38:38many years ago.
00:38:40That wasn't my choice.
00:38:42What does that mean?
00:38:48You know what?
00:38:50I don't even want to know.
00:38:51The truth is,
00:38:52it took me many years
00:38:52to get over that,
00:38:53so let's just keep
00:38:54things between us.
00:38:55Colin.
00:39:02I'm just a girl
00:39:03who lost the fight
00:39:05and every doubt
00:39:06you try to prove
00:39:08still trembles
00:39:09when I make a move.
00:39:23You don't want to.
00:39:24I do.
00:39:26And, um...
00:39:28That's the problem.
00:39:31You're under investigation,
00:39:32Brittany,
00:39:33for murder.
00:39:34And the first thing
00:39:35that they drill into us
00:39:36at the Academy
00:39:37is that the killer
00:39:38always tries to get close,
00:39:40to be liked,
00:39:43trusted.
00:39:47But this ends now.
00:39:49Whatever happened between us,
00:39:50it doesn't matter, okay?
00:39:53I do not lose control
00:39:54on cases.
00:40:04I can tell you this.
00:40:06Steph would have done
00:40:08anything
00:40:09to get that right.
00:40:17Yes!
00:40:18Uncle Toady,
00:40:19I...
00:40:20I am going to formally
00:40:22ask for Steph's hand.
00:40:24And being the only male heir
00:40:27in the family,
00:40:28I need to ask
00:40:30for the heirloom ring.
00:40:32Formally.
00:40:34Now.
00:40:35Now?
00:40:36Yeah.
00:40:37What's the rush?
00:40:39Um...
00:40:40There's no rush.
00:40:41I just want to make sure
00:40:42that it fits on, uh,
00:40:43Moenig's finger.
00:40:44You mean Steph's finger, right?
00:40:46Steph.
00:40:46Steph's...
00:40:47Steph's...
00:40:47Steph's finger.
00:40:48Yeah, obviously Steph's finger.
00:40:50Obviously.
00:40:51I don't know why
00:40:52I would say anyone else's.
00:40:53It's a...
00:40:55Freudian...
00:40:55It's a slip of some kind.
00:40:57I don't...
00:41:08Uncle Tony, what's wrong?
00:41:16I was afraid
00:41:17Tony would have a heart attack
00:41:19right then and there.
00:41:20That ring means so much to him.
00:41:22And not only because
00:41:24it's worth millions.
00:41:30Where's the ring?
00:41:31No, no, no.
00:41:33He's going to tell him
00:41:33that half the inheritance
00:41:34is gone.
00:41:35Uh, the...
00:41:36The ring is fine.
00:41:38I'm just not convinced
00:41:40that you and Steph
00:41:40are truly in love.
00:41:42He isn't telling him.
00:41:43But why?
00:41:44Your fiancé there...
00:41:46Well, maybe you should
00:41:49just think
00:41:50a little bit longer
00:41:51and make sure
00:41:52she's really the one
00:41:53before I give you the ring.
00:41:57You psycho worm!
00:41:59Listen to me, okay?
00:42:02I'm not going to let
00:42:03some old man
00:42:04who smells like artichokes
00:42:06and old socks
00:42:07tell me
00:42:09what type of wedding ring
00:42:11I will be wearing
00:42:12to my wedding.
00:42:14How dare you question
00:42:15my character?
00:42:16And you want to talk
00:42:17about class?
00:42:18You live in a mansion
00:42:20of a shitbox.
00:42:21It's decrepit.
00:42:22It's disintegrating.
00:42:24It looks like
00:42:24it came out of Shrek's ass.
00:42:26And you want to, what,
00:42:27judge others?
00:42:28Ryan and I?
00:42:30We're in love.
00:42:31This is the real deal, baby.
00:42:33We are so in love
00:42:34to the depths
00:42:34of our fucking souls.
00:42:36Watch this.
00:42:38Come here, baby.
00:42:41Sweet like a strawberry.
00:42:48Wait, what exactly
00:42:50did Steph steal?
00:42:52Blood pressure medication.
00:42:53Donnie's had a heart condition
00:42:55for years.
00:42:56What the fuck?
00:43:01Officer, whatever,
00:43:02how long does it take
00:43:03to get a statement
00:43:04from a murderer?
00:43:05You can let everyone know
00:43:07that we'll be done soon.
00:43:07Hmm, great.
00:43:09And also just want
00:43:10to let you know,
00:43:11even though she has
00:43:11this little innocent virgin
00:43:13thing going on,
00:43:14that bitch is a liar.
00:43:17Just one question
00:43:19before you go.
00:43:19Um, did you know
00:43:21that Tony had
00:43:22a heart condition?
00:43:23No.
00:43:24No.
00:43:26Of course not.
00:43:27Definitely not.
00:43:28I don't know anything
00:43:29about these people's
00:43:30health conditions.
00:43:31I'm Little Miss
00:43:32Keep to myself.
00:43:34Toodles.
00:43:37Well, that girl's a liar.
00:43:40Tell me about it.
00:43:41The amount of times
00:43:42I've heard her say,
00:43:43when I'm the lady
00:43:44of the mansion,
00:43:45when I'm the lady
00:43:46of the mansion,
00:43:47when I'm the lady
00:43:49of the mansion,
00:43:53Okay, so
00:43:54Steph is our killer.
00:44:01That's why I kept
00:44:02following her.
00:44:04Did you?
00:44:04I didn't trust her
00:44:05one inch.
00:44:07Did you hit me?
00:44:09Of course not.
00:44:10I'm your bestie.
00:44:12Anyway,
00:44:13are you seriously
00:44:14willing to do
00:44:15anything to get
00:44:16that ring,
00:44:17including getting
00:44:17rid of the old man?
00:44:18Getting rid of who?
00:44:20Uncle Tony.
00:44:21For the ring.
00:44:22Oh, um,
00:44:24yeah,
00:44:26willing.
00:44:27Good.
00:44:28Now listen very carefully.
00:44:29Uncle Tony
00:44:31has a heart condition.
00:44:33So I'm going to need
00:44:34your Molly.
00:44:35I don't know
00:44:36what you're talking about.
00:44:38I saw the text messages
00:44:39to Ryan.
00:44:40The nerve.
00:44:42You went through
00:44:42my phone?
00:44:43Idiot.
00:44:44You showed it
00:44:45to me yourself.
00:44:46As if I would
00:44:47never do that.
00:44:49Monique,
00:44:50do you want
00:44:51the money or not?
00:45:05Perfect.
00:45:06Easy enough.
00:45:07Now the old fuck
00:45:08will die
00:45:08and we'll get the ring.
00:45:09Ha ha ha ha.
00:45:26Are you kidding me?
00:45:28Oh, gosh,
00:45:29I'm so sorry.
00:45:30You fucking idiot.
00:45:31Old basement dweller
00:45:32rat bitch.
00:45:33You literally smell
00:45:34and look like a skunk.
00:45:35I,
00:45:36I crushed
00:45:39Tony's
00:45:40blood pressure medication?
00:45:44What were you ladies
00:45:45doing with this?
00:45:47We were just,
00:45:48um,
00:45:49um,
00:45:49we were,
00:45:51um,
00:45:52going to the bathroom.
00:45:53Disgusting bitch.
00:45:59You know,
00:46:00I,
00:46:00uh,
00:46:01I have to just say
00:46:02that is,
00:46:03um,
00:46:04that was some
00:46:04impressive police work.
00:46:06Very brave.
00:46:07I didn't feel brave.
00:46:08No,
00:46:08you,
00:46:09you caught
00:46:09Steph and Monique
00:46:11on their way
00:46:11to kill Tony.
00:46:12You stopped
00:46:13their plan.
00:46:14Yeah.
00:46:15Their plan
00:46:16would have failed
00:46:17anyway.
00:46:18Anyway,
00:46:22I looked at the pills
00:46:23afterward
00:46:24and they were expired.
00:46:25Tony never would have
00:46:26taken them.
00:46:27What was the point
00:46:28of the story then?
00:46:29If Tony would have
00:46:30never taken the pills
00:46:30then he never
00:46:31would have died.
00:46:33They didn't kill him.
00:46:36Look,
00:46:37Brittany,
00:46:38we've been sitting here
00:46:40for over an hour
00:46:41and a half now
00:46:42going in circles.
00:46:45Is that on purpose?
00:46:47What do you mean?
00:46:48I mean,
00:46:49maybe you're taking
00:46:50advantage of that
00:46:51I'm a patient man.
00:46:52No.
00:46:53No,
00:46:54not at all.
00:46:55Yeah,
00:46:56no,
00:46:56maybe you've just been
00:46:57playing me
00:46:58this whole time.
00:46:59No,
00:46:59that,
00:47:00I swear,
00:47:02everything that I have
00:47:03told you
00:47:04has been true.
00:47:04Yeah,
00:47:05everything
00:47:07except for
00:47:08who the actual
00:47:09killer is.
00:47:13Alan,
00:47:15I know that
00:47:16you may have
00:47:16some feelings
00:47:17and anger
00:47:20towards me
00:47:20for what happened
00:47:21between us
00:47:22years ago,
00:47:23but
00:47:25I swear to you
00:47:26I'm not lying.
00:47:30There's someone else
00:47:31we haven't talked about.
00:47:33Ryan.
00:47:35Where the hell
00:47:37is that will?
00:47:38Probably all
00:47:38going to mom anyway
00:47:39since
00:47:40she was the closest
00:47:41to Uncle T's.
00:47:43listen,
00:47:44Uncle Tony
00:47:44knows full well
00:47:45mom's going to
00:47:46blow everything
00:47:46that he built.
00:47:47Now I
00:47:48am not willing
00:47:49to risk that.
00:47:51So I get my name
00:47:52in that will
00:47:52one way or another.
00:47:57Well I
00:47:58am not willing
00:47:59to risk that.
00:48:00I'm getting my name
00:48:00in the will
00:48:01any way that I can.
00:48:02So what am I
00:48:03doing here?
00:48:04To change it
00:48:05if need be.
00:48:06Come on.
00:48:07Didn't you study
00:48:08law or something?
00:48:09I did.
00:48:10Well I
00:48:11did the
00:48:12Zung thing.
00:48:13The Zung process.
00:48:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:14Good, good enough.
00:48:17So, uh,
00:48:21what's in it for me?
00:48:23What do you mean?
00:48:24You're my little brother.
00:48:25Okay, why don't you
00:48:26just grow up here
00:48:27and stand up for
00:48:27this family for once?
00:48:30Okay, look.
00:48:31If you help me
00:48:32with the well
00:48:32I'll cut you in.
00:48:34I want half.
00:48:36No.
00:48:3670-30.
00:48:38Alright.
00:48:39I'm gonna go
00:48:39take a shit.
00:48:40No, okay, okay,
00:48:41okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:48:42Half.
00:48:42Half of a bazillion
00:48:43is still a bazillion.
00:48:44Okay, but
00:48:44listen,
00:48:45there's one thing
00:48:46that's still worrying me.
00:48:49The maid.
00:48:50The maid?
00:48:51She's been snooping around.
00:48:53Yeah, no dick, idiot.
00:48:54She's a fucking maid, bro.
00:48:55We are gonna have
00:48:56to deal with her.
00:48:59Suddenly I understood
00:49:00everything.
00:49:01Well, she's been
00:49:02snooping around.
00:49:03Ryan had the motive.
00:49:04He didn't just want the ring.
00:49:05He wanted the whole fortune.
00:49:07The entire inheritance.
00:49:09Tony was in
00:49:10immediate danger
00:49:10and only I could stop it.
00:49:14What are you doing in here?
00:49:17I was just lost.
00:49:20Lost?
00:49:21Yeah, I was,
00:49:21I was, uh,
00:49:22I was looking for the bathroom.
00:49:25I don't even know
00:49:25what this,
00:49:26what is this?
00:49:28A kitchen?
00:49:29I know.
00:49:30A kitchen.
00:49:31When I see one,
00:49:31I thought this was
00:49:32one of those fancy
00:49:33kitchen bathrooms.
00:49:34Like, with the bathroom
00:49:35and the kitchen,
00:49:36it's like a fusion,
00:49:38it's like a fusion thing.
00:49:42What the fuck?
00:49:44Did you kill her?
00:49:45No, shut up, idiot.
00:49:47All right?
00:49:48She'll just be out
00:49:49for a minute.
00:49:49Hey, Yanni,
00:49:50Yanni,
00:49:50I need you to listen
00:49:52to me, all right,
00:49:53about what you need
00:49:53to do, okay?
00:49:59Please,
00:50:01don't let them hurt Tony.
00:50:04Don't let them
00:50:05hurt Tony.
00:50:07Oh, Brittany!
00:50:08Hey, hey,
00:50:09are you okay?
00:50:10I gotta save
00:50:12Uncle Tony.
00:50:14Wait, wait, wait,
00:50:15no, no,
00:50:16don't go in there.
00:50:18Uncle Tony
00:50:19said he did not
00:50:20want to be disturbed.
00:50:21He's,
00:50:22he's resting.
00:50:23Uncle Tony.
00:50:25Stop, stop.
00:50:26Hey, hey,
00:50:26why do you always
00:50:27have to make
00:50:27so much trouble?
00:50:29Just,
00:50:30you know what?
00:50:30Fine, fine.
00:50:31You asked for this.
00:50:33Come here.
00:50:34You asked for this.
00:50:35Wait, wait.
00:50:36He, he did what?
00:50:37Yeah.
00:50:39That son of a bitch
00:50:40assaulted you?
00:50:41No, but
00:50:43he did something worse.
00:50:45They all did.
00:50:49That's when they
00:50:49decided to destroy
00:50:50my life.
00:50:53That's when
00:50:53the real nightmare
00:50:54began.
00:50:57What are you doing?
00:50:58What's happening?
00:51:02Yanni!
00:51:03Whoa, hey,
00:51:05what are you doing?
00:51:06blowing down my pants
00:51:07giving me a blowjob
00:51:08like I'm a piece of meat.
00:51:09Money shop.
00:51:11Maybe you should
00:51:11buy me a date first,
00:51:12huh?
00:51:15You know what?
00:51:20Honestly,
00:51:21I would screw you
00:51:22because you
00:51:22have just this
00:51:23really perfect ass.
00:51:25But,
00:51:26right now,
00:51:27I have much more
00:51:28important law for you.
00:51:31Yanni!
00:51:33Yanni!
00:51:34What happened?
00:51:43Uncle Tony,
00:51:44you're alive.
00:51:46Yes,
00:51:47as far as I know.
00:51:48Were you expecting
00:51:49something different?
00:51:50They didn't kill him,
00:51:51so what was their
00:51:52secret plan?
00:51:55Uncle Tony,
00:51:56I have to tell you
00:51:57something.
00:51:59It's important.
00:52:00I'm getting so good
00:52:02at this,
00:52:02I just keep winning
00:52:03this bingo blitz.
00:52:05It's about your ring.
00:52:07My ring,
00:52:08yes,
00:52:09yes.
00:52:09You know,
00:52:10nephew Ryan
00:52:11came by
00:52:12and demanded
00:52:13I give him
00:52:14the ring.
00:52:15You know,
00:52:16the precious
00:52:17amethyst one.
00:52:18Then,
00:52:19when I went to the safe
00:52:20to retrieve it,
00:52:22it was gone.
00:52:23Brittany,
00:52:24did you hear
00:52:24what I said?
00:52:25The ring
00:52:26was missing.
00:52:28Someone stole it.
00:52:29Now,
00:52:30I know
00:52:31before everyone
00:52:32arrived,
00:52:32it was in the safe.
00:52:34I'm embarrassed
00:52:35to even consider
00:52:36that someone
00:52:37in my family
00:52:38would steal from me.
00:52:40Now,
00:52:40I know you
00:52:41wouldn't do it,
00:52:42but
00:52:43I'll do
00:52:44when I find out
00:52:45who did this.
00:52:46I can't do this.
00:52:48I can't keep
00:52:49the truth
00:52:49from him any longer.
00:52:50Uncle Tony,
00:52:51I have to tell you
00:52:52that everyone
00:52:53in this house
00:52:53is hiding something.
00:52:58God heavens,
00:52:59what is going on?
00:53:00Oh my God.
00:53:01Do you think
00:53:01you could fuck
00:53:02my fiance?
00:53:03Come on,
00:53:03get off.
00:53:04Okay,
00:53:05I'm fine.
00:53:06What is going on here?
00:53:07This lying slut
00:53:09knows exactly
00:53:10what's going on.
00:53:17Brittany,
00:53:18what is this?
00:53:20I'm so sorry,
00:53:21Uncle Tony.
00:53:22We all thought
00:53:23she was good
00:53:23and loyal,
00:53:24but turns out
00:53:25she's just
00:53:26a gold-digging whore.
00:53:29She seduced
00:53:30my fiance.
00:53:31She's wanted him
00:53:32ever since
00:53:32he was a young boy
00:53:33who had come
00:53:33to visit you.
00:53:34Who knows
00:53:35what else
00:53:35she'll destroy?
00:53:36Brittany,
00:53:37is it true?
00:53:37Are you having
00:53:38an affair with Ryan?
00:53:40No.
00:53:40Oh God,
00:53:41I'm so sorry
00:53:42you had to see that,
00:53:43Uncle Tony.
00:53:44Yes,
00:53:44it's all sorted
00:53:45and true.
00:53:45And I'm
00:53:47deeply ashamed.
00:53:49But Brittany here,
00:53:50she's so obsessive.
00:53:52One moment
00:53:52of weakness
00:53:53and I gave in.
00:53:55Look,
00:53:55baby,
00:53:55I'm so sorry.
00:53:57What can I do
00:53:57to make it up to you?
00:53:59You son of a bitch.
00:54:01How can I ever
00:54:02trust you again?
00:54:03Look,
00:54:03baby,
00:54:04I was just fooled
00:54:05by this wicked woman.
00:54:07It's like this witchcraft,
00:54:08this pheromone,
00:54:09it's just,
00:54:09they hit my nostrils
00:54:10and there's nothing
00:54:11I could do.
00:54:12Maybe it's primal.
00:54:14How many times
00:54:15have I put you
00:54:15in a main outfit
00:54:16and told you
00:54:17that it does it for me
00:54:18and you just expect me
00:54:19to come home
00:54:20and then suddenly
00:54:21this shows up?
00:54:22It used to be
00:54:22an old woman.
00:54:24That's what it is.
00:54:24She's just so not you
00:54:26that it just,
00:54:27it hits this other part
00:54:28of me
00:54:29and I don't understand it.
00:54:31Baby,
00:54:32please,
00:54:32okay?
00:54:32You just gotta forgive me,
00:54:34all right?
00:54:34It won't happen again.
00:54:36Only way for me to know
00:54:38is if we get rid of her.
00:54:40What?
00:54:43Uncle Tony,
00:54:44you have to believe me.
00:54:46He drugged me.
00:54:47Oh, please.
00:54:48Why would I?
00:54:50Because you all want something
00:54:52from Uncle Tony.
00:54:53His ring
00:54:53and his inheritance.
00:54:55You're all liars
00:54:56and crooks.
00:54:59Well,
00:54:59I hate to say it,
00:55:00but she's right.
00:55:01Huh.
00:55:02Not you.
00:55:03Steph is right.
00:55:04This maid
00:55:05is a dirty liar
00:55:07and a whore.
00:55:08She stole your ring,
00:55:10brought it to me
00:55:11and asked to split
00:55:1250-50.
00:55:14Impossible.
00:55:15And now you're really
00:55:16beginning to piss me off,
00:55:17Sylvia.
00:55:18Hey, brother,
00:55:18I would never...
00:55:18I trust Brittany
00:55:19with my whole house.
00:55:21She would never do that.
00:55:22Hmm.
00:55:24Strange.
00:55:24Isn't she the only one
00:55:26with the password
00:55:27to your safe?
00:55:29Yes,
00:55:30and I still don't believe it.
00:55:31Well,
00:55:31why don't you ask
00:55:32your little maid
00:55:33who stole the ring
00:55:34and brought it to me?
00:55:41I took it,
00:55:42Tony,
00:55:43but...
00:55:45Oh, God.
00:55:46I'm...
00:55:47I'm...
00:55:47I can explain.
00:55:49I...
00:55:49No need to, Brittany.
00:55:52You've...
00:55:53deeply disappointed me.
00:55:55I took care of you
00:55:56and your sick mother
00:55:57every day for years.
00:56:04That all ends now.
00:56:06You can stay on
00:56:08and work
00:56:09the birthday dinner.
00:56:11But after that,
00:56:12you have to leave the house.
00:56:14Never to return.
00:56:19You have to leave the house.
00:56:21Never to return.
00:56:24Time to take out the trash.
00:56:36What they did to you,
00:56:38that's not okay.
00:56:39It's all my fault.
00:56:41What?
00:56:41No, no.
00:56:42Come on.
00:56:42It's not your fault.
00:56:43If I had just told Tony
00:56:46what was happening,
00:56:47then...
00:56:48none of it would have happened,
00:56:50but...
00:56:52I just paved the way
00:56:54for them to...
00:56:55murder him.
00:56:59Tony died.
00:57:00And I'm to blame.
00:57:02No.
00:57:03Listen to me.
00:57:04You are not to blame.
00:57:06The only thing
00:57:06that you're to blame for
00:57:08is being a good person.
00:57:10You love.
00:57:11You trust.
00:57:12Those bastards
00:57:13took advantage of that, yes.
00:57:15But that does not
00:57:16make you a bad person.
00:57:18No, I am.
00:57:22I left you.
00:57:36Why?
00:57:40Why?
00:57:42Your mother...
00:57:44She told me
00:57:45that I couldn't see you anymore.
00:57:48She threatened
00:57:49to have my mom fired
00:57:50and to get me expelled.
00:57:52to destroy our lives.
00:57:54All because you were
00:57:55from a prominent family
00:57:56and I was...
00:57:57the daughter of a maid.
00:58:00Oh, my God.
00:58:01I couldn't understand
00:58:02why you would just leave me.
00:58:06It broke my heart, too.
00:58:10I loved you so much.
00:58:15I'm sorry.
00:58:16Um...
00:58:17I...
00:58:17I can't do this.
00:58:18It's just too confusing
00:58:19for me right now.
00:58:20I'm sorry.
00:58:20I don't think
00:58:21it's confusing at all.
00:58:26I...
00:58:28I think that
00:58:29you came here tonight
00:58:30for a reason.
00:58:35I think that
00:58:35you're meant to be here
00:58:37because...
00:58:40I believe in second chances.
00:58:41I...
00:58:43I...
00:58:55I...
00:59:04Marble floors and diamond lights
00:59:07Silver spoons and alibis
00:59:10I made the beds, I poured the wine
00:59:13And now they're tracing every line
00:59:18If I'd use my crying tonight
00:59:25Then read my tears in black and white
00:59:31Between my secrets can't all hide
00:59:38I'm just a girl who lost the fight
00:59:41And every doubt you try to prove
00:59:44Still trembles when I make a move
00:59:50I'm not the ghost inside these walls
00:59:54Not every tear is guilty as cold
00:59:57But if you choose to walk away
01:00:00Then that's the price I'll have to pay
01:00:09If loving you's my crying tonight
01:00:16Then let the truth come
01:00:27What is going on here?
01:00:29Uh, nothing
01:00:31What do you need?
01:00:32Doesn't matter
01:00:32Uncle Tony's lawyer just sent us a telegram
01:00:35With explicit instructions on where to find and read Uncle Tony's will immediately
01:00:41So, everyone in the house needs to hear it
01:00:42Even those murderers
01:00:44Okay, we'll be right down
01:00:46Just give us a minute
01:00:52I'm gonna have to go face that horrible family again
01:00:55I'll protect you
01:01:00You will?
01:01:02I'd never been a million years thought that I would ever get you back
01:01:07But here you are
01:01:11And whatever happens
01:01:13I am not losing you again
01:01:15Not this time
01:01:17So if those bastards wanna mess with you
01:01:21They'll have to go through me
01:01:28Can we turn the AC on?
01:01:30It's ruining my photo
01:01:31Would you guys just shut the fuck up?
01:01:33Oh my god
01:01:34Seriously?
01:01:35Did we really have to bring the murdering whore here?
01:01:38Alright, alright everybody
01:01:39Let's just, let's keep the peace, okay?
01:01:42Obviously, Uncle T's lawyer can't be here
01:01:44But he showed me where the will is
01:01:46I studied law, so
01:01:48I should be the one to read it
01:01:49Um, honey
01:01:50You took a crash Zoom course and didn't even finish it
01:01:54That's enough
01:01:54It can't be that hard
01:01:55There's gonna be one line
01:01:57And it's gonna name me
01:01:58And it's the sole heir
01:01:59There's no way Uncle Tony left everything to a pathological liar like our mom
01:02:03Excuse me?
01:02:04Or to my loser brother
01:02:06Well, you seemed to think I was pretty capable earlier when you had the bright idea to
01:02:12I am set
01:02:13And you can all go to hell
01:02:14Not if the will says the ring goes to Ryan
01:02:17What is a piece of paper worth anyway?
01:02:21Possession is nine-tenths of the law
01:02:24You old wretch
01:02:27I'm gonna rip that ring off of a window
01:02:29I would like to see you try
01:02:30Ladies, stop, stop, please
01:02:33Yanni, can you just read my inheritance?
01:02:35Okay
01:02:36Yeah
01:02:44Okay
01:02:45I, Tony
01:02:46Being of sound mind and body
01:02:49Do hereby
01:02:51Be-be-greeth
01:02:54Be-greave?
01:02:55Be-greave?
01:02:57Bequeath?
01:02:58Bequeath!
01:02:58Bequeath
01:02:59All of my earthly possessions
01:03:01I'm including the mansion, the Tuscan villa, the vineyards, and the cars
01:03:08To my soul, Eris
01:03:11Eris?
01:03:12Eris!
01:03:13Yes!
01:03:14It's a woman!
01:03:15I was right!
01:03:18Fuck you
01:03:19Fuck you
01:03:21Fuck you
01:03:22And especially
01:03:24Fuck you
01:03:26To my soul, Eris
01:03:29My maid
01:03:30What?
01:03:31What?
01:03:32Brittany Logan
01:03:33What?
01:03:33Have you been fucking Tony?
01:03:36No
01:03:36Oh yeah
01:03:37Fuck you
01:03:37Fuck you
01:03:38Fuck you
01:03:40Fuck you
01:03:41My maid
01:03:42Brittany Logan
01:03:43What?
01:03:44Fucking
01:03:44Fucking
01:03:56Fuck you
01:03:56All right
01:03:58All right
01:03:58All right
01:03:58All right
01:03:59I'm sorry to interrupt this little family squabble or whatever this is
01:04:03But there is one thing that I know for certain
01:04:05And that is that the killer is here in this room currently
01:04:08And unless that person comes forward right now and confesses
01:04:13You're all under arrest
01:04:16Okay, well I think it's pretty obvious who the killer is at this point
01:04:20The murderer is Brittany
01:04:24Like I said three hours ago, okay?
01:04:27Does everybody remember that?
01:04:28Can we all go to a flashback moment when I said that?
01:04:32I know who did it
01:04:34It was her!
01:04:36Thank God you're here
01:04:37My uncle-in-law has been killed and you have the murderer right here
01:04:42Brittany is apparently and against all logic and reason Tony's sole heiress
01:04:48I mean, fuck, that's her motive
01:04:54She had a cover-up too
01:04:56She knew that we were all coming here tonight
01:04:59And she also knew that we all wanted something from Uncle Tony
01:05:03So, what did she do?
01:05:06This little rat bitch decided to change the will right before his birthday
01:05:13And she was spying on us
01:05:15Learned all of our secrets
01:05:18She was the only one with access to Uncle Tony's food
01:05:29Clearly, we are a greedy type
01:05:32Yes
01:05:32And none of us actually gave a single fuck about Uncle Tony, let's be honest
01:05:36But we could not actually commit cold hard murder
01:05:41Even if we all thought about it
01:05:46But this one here
01:05:51Cover
01:05:53Motive
01:05:55Opportunity
01:05:56I mean, Jesus
01:05:58Mr. Police Officer, arrest this whore immediately
01:06:03Wow
01:06:05That was so clever and sexy, baby
01:06:08What are you?
01:06:09What?
01:06:12You're...
01:06:16I'm sorry
01:06:17The will
01:06:18It's a hell of a motive
01:06:21And a hell of a twist
01:06:25I don't know if I can protect you from any of this
01:06:28Did you tell me the truth about any of it?
01:06:35Brittany
01:06:36Please tell me that what we had was real
01:06:38Do you really think that I killed Tony?
01:06:41For his money?
01:06:42I don't know what to think
01:06:47I'm sorry
01:06:48No, no, I'll...
01:06:56Um...
01:07:01911, what's your emergency?
01:07:03Yeah, it's Detective Beckham
01:07:04I need all units to the Harbor Residence as soon as possible
01:07:07Whatever you're doing can wait
01:07:13Hey
01:07:16Don't move a muscle
01:07:18I'll be right back
01:07:20No
01:07:20Wait, Alan
01:07:29Listen up
01:07:30I don't care what you did or did not do
01:07:32My lawyers are excellent
01:07:34They will get you out
01:07:34If you agree to marry me
01:07:36And share the inheritance
01:07:38You disgusting prick
01:07:40I don't want the money
01:07:41I don't want the inheritance
01:07:42And I most definitely do not want you
01:07:46Are you sure about that?
01:07:49I'll knock you right now, babes
01:07:50All you gotta do is split the inheritance with me
01:07:52Okay?
01:07:55It's better than prison
01:07:56What do you think?
01:08:01What do you think?
01:08:03The most important thing now is Alan
01:08:05I have to find him and convince him that what we had was real
01:08:09And
01:08:10That I didn't kill Tony
01:08:12Okay
01:08:14I agree
01:08:14Unlock me
01:08:19Don't screw me
01:08:21Mate
01:08:22I can't promise
01:08:24I'll lock it in
01:08:28That's binding
01:08:39Alex
01:08:42Alex
01:08:44Alex
01:08:44Alex
01:08:59Hello, Brittany.
01:09:00Oh, my God!
01:09:02Hello, Brittany.
01:09:04Are you a ghost?
01:09:07Or am I dead?
01:09:09Relax.
01:09:10Neither.
01:09:11Then what?
01:09:12How? How are you?
01:09:13I faked my death.
01:09:15Well, it doesn't take a genius to realize my entire family wanted me dead to get their grubby hands on
01:09:21my fortune.
01:09:22So I beat him to the punch. I staged the whole thing.
01:09:25I do regret having to do so at your expense.
01:09:30But I knew I could trust you.
01:09:33And only you.
01:09:34Crazy old fool! Do you have any idea what I've been through?
01:09:38I almost died at least five times with your stupid game!
01:09:44It wasn't all fake.
01:09:47The truth is, I am sick.
01:09:50I won't live to celebrate my next birthday.
01:09:53And the inheritance is yours.
01:10:00Why?
01:10:01It's simple.
01:10:03You're the sweetest, kindest person I know.
01:10:06And I believe that good people deserve good things.
01:10:11There's not enough of that in the world.
01:10:13And so, my entire estate, the four billion dollars, and the property, it's yours.
01:10:27My entire estate, the four billion dollars, and the property, it's yours.
01:10:36But what about Alan?
01:10:38Alan.
01:10:39Alan, my friend, I'm afraid something terrible is going to happen to me.
01:10:43And if it does, I need you to come back and investigate.
01:10:47You're the best investigator in the world, and the only one who can figure out what happened.
01:10:53We are old friends.
01:10:57Okay, okay, guys.
01:10:59Chat Shibiti says that if she did kill him, then she cannot inherit.
01:11:03So, we just split the assets evenly.
01:11:08So, it's fair.
01:11:09Ahem!
01:11:10I have something that I would like to say.
01:11:13How did you get out?
01:11:15Oh, I'm live streaming, y'all.
01:11:16Oh, I would like to tell you the truth about what happened to Uncle Tony.
01:11:22Go ahead.
01:11:22Say it.
01:11:30Tony, you know, I only see you at my birthday.
01:11:34Each year I watch you grow more greedy, more cruel, more immoral.
01:11:40When I realized that you were only here for my money, I had decided to test you and fake my
01:11:47death.
01:11:55Oh, my God!
01:11:57Uncle Tony, you were, like, hilarious.
01:12:00I mean, we all fell for that.
01:12:02We even fell for the fact that you were giving the maid all your shit.
01:12:05Oh, don't worry.
01:12:06That was all true.
01:12:08I've changed my will.
01:12:10Brittany inherits everything.
01:12:11You inherit nothing.
01:12:13What?
01:12:13All the financial support I've given you these many years,
01:12:17all the homes in my name,
01:12:19you're cut off.
01:12:21What?
01:12:22The Wakanda!
01:12:23Starting now, you have nothing.
01:12:25I hope you live streamed that.
01:12:34Listen up, old man.
01:12:36I don't give up like your loser family, okay?
01:12:40Yes, I can see that.
01:12:41You're of a different breed.
01:12:43Damn straight I am.
01:12:44And the only way you're going to get rid of me
01:12:46is if you give me what I came for.
01:12:49The ring!
01:12:51Or you'll regret the day that I met Ryan in the Starbucks urinal.
01:12:56I already do.
01:12:59I'll make your life a living hell, old man.
01:13:01Or whatever's left of it.
01:13:03So if I give you the ring,
01:13:05you'll take my greedy nephew and leave forever.
01:13:10Yeah.
01:13:11Okay.
01:13:12Sylvia, the ring.
01:13:41You scheming son of a bitch!
01:13:44You scheming son of a bitch!
01:13:49Don't slander our mother, Sylvia.
01:13:52You were always her favorite.
01:13:54For no reason!
01:13:56You were better.
01:13:58You weren't smarter.
01:13:59And you weren't harder working.
01:14:01Just because you were born a boy.
01:14:05Dad, Mom, invested in you.
01:14:09Sylvia.
01:14:10That's how you turned out to be rich.
01:14:13And I became poor.
01:14:15Because of a genetic roll of the dice.
01:14:18But this is my ring!
01:14:20I deserve it!
01:14:21Sylvia, even if you had been more a man,
01:14:24Mom and Dad wouldn't have supported you.
01:14:26You're an ungrateful, untalented,
01:14:28lazy, compulsive liar.
01:14:31You deserve nothing.
01:14:35Oh my God!
01:14:38No!
01:14:39Mom!
01:14:39Mom!
01:14:40Mom!
01:14:41What?
01:14:44No!
01:14:44I'm doing it again!
01:14:45Ow!
01:14:46Stop!
01:14:47Damn it!
01:14:47It's not a real gun, of course.
01:14:49What kind of cop would carry a fake gun?
01:14:52Not a cop.
01:14:54A detective.
01:14:56And one who's good enough to know
01:14:58that a family of vipers
01:14:59depraved enough to try to kill
01:15:01their own patriarch
01:15:03will eventually become desperate enough
01:15:06to use a gun.
01:15:08Well, there's more of us than you,
01:15:10so we outnumber you.
01:15:13Do you want to say that again?
01:15:15No.
01:15:16You have a choice.
01:15:18You can either stay and wait
01:15:19for the rest of the police force
01:15:21to get here and arrest you
01:15:22for attempted murder,
01:15:25which should be any minute now,
01:15:27or you can leave forever
01:15:28and find another sugar daddy.
01:15:31It's amazing that you idiots
01:15:34never realize that in a house like this
01:15:37everything is recorded.
01:15:45Well, what'll it be?
01:15:50Well, what'll it be?
01:16:07I never felt freer in my life.
01:16:11But Sylvia ran away with your ring.
01:16:13Oh, let her have it.
01:16:14That's a $2 decoy.
01:16:17This is the real one.
01:16:24And do you like it?
01:16:27It's beautiful,
01:16:29but I like you being alive
01:16:30much better.
01:16:33Well, I knew you would.
01:16:35That's why I'm giving it to you.
01:16:38I always said
01:16:39I would only give my family ring
01:16:42to someone who is marrying
01:16:44for true love.
01:16:47This is a $30 million ring.
01:16:49No.
01:16:51$70 million.
01:16:58Go.
01:17:00Run to him.
01:17:08Wait, Alan.
01:17:12Are you leaving so soon?
01:17:15Well, I didn't want to interrupt
01:17:16the family reunion.
01:17:18Um, speaking of family,
01:17:21I...
01:17:23I was wondering if you wanted
01:17:25to complete the cycle.
01:17:28Brittany, what are you doing?
01:17:31You can have any man
01:17:32in the world now.
01:17:34I know.
01:17:35You're a billionaire.
01:17:37And I'm just a smart,
01:17:39funny, talented,
01:17:40good-looking detective.
01:17:43Why would you want
01:17:44to be with me?
01:17:46I don't want to give up
01:17:47on us this time.
01:17:49I don't want to let you go.
01:17:54And I can't wait to see
01:17:55how your mom would react.
01:18:04Well?
01:18:11Freddie Logan,
01:18:14will you marry me?
01:18:19Yes.
01:18:45Who's this?
01:18:48Brittany, your mom's here.
01:18:50Mom?
01:18:58How are you walking?
01:19:00Turns out,
01:19:01there is a very new
01:19:02and very expensive
01:19:04experimental treatment.
01:19:06And it works.
01:19:07My test came back clearer.
01:19:09I feel wonderful.
01:19:11You look wonderful,
01:19:12but...
01:19:13How did I afford it?
01:19:15I have an angel.
01:19:18Thank you, Uncle Tony.
01:19:22Mom, I want you to meet someone.
01:19:26This is Alan,
01:19:28my future husband.
01:19:30Alan from school?
01:19:32Yes.
01:19:32It's good to see you again.
01:19:34Wow, he's hot.
01:19:36Excuse me?
01:19:37Oh, sorry.
01:19:39You're hot, too.
01:19:40Wait, Mom?
01:19:41Mom, Uncle Tony
01:19:42are the
01:19:43two of you?
01:19:45Yes.
01:19:47Oh.
01:19:48I guess
01:19:50that's a story
01:19:51for the sequel.
01:19:53Oh.
01:19:53Oh.
01:19:54I don't know.
01:19:54I don't know.
01:19:56I don't know.
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