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00:00:00Does Reese actually accepted me as their corporate medical intern?
00:00:04This means I can stay in med school.
00:00:06I have to tell Amber right away.
00:00:08Amber?
00:00:11Baby, why are you giving him the time of day?
00:00:13I mean, you're still a nine, and he's, what, maybe a five?
00:00:17What did you see in him?
00:00:18I don't know.
00:00:19He was supposed to be a doctor, but it's taking forever.
00:00:23Now he's just drowning in debt.
00:00:26Forget about him.
00:00:27I'll take care of you.
00:00:28You are so right.
00:00:31Oh, I love you, baby.
00:00:42Hello?
00:00:43Kira, Amber cheated on me.
00:00:45What?
00:00:46Yeah.
00:00:47I'm going to break up with her, but I want to make it hurt.
00:00:50Can you help me?
00:00:51Hell yeah.
00:01:11Amber, I cheated on you.
00:01:16We should break up.
00:01:17What did you just say?
00:01:19You cheated?
00:01:21Are you insane?
00:01:22Yeah.
00:01:23I cheated with someone 10,000 times hotter, smarter, and sexier than you.
00:01:32You're a broke student.
00:01:36You cheated on me?
00:01:37No.
00:01:38I don't believe it.
00:01:39What's the bitch's name?
00:01:41I thought you wouldn't believe me.
00:01:42So I brought her here.
00:01:44Come on out, sweetheart.
00:01:56How about that?
00:01:57You cheated on me?
00:01:59You cheated on me with a guy?
00:02:00What?
00:02:02Ah!
00:02:03Ah!
00:02:05What the hell, Kira?
00:02:09Miles, did you seriously cheat on me with a man?
00:02:14Yeah.
00:02:16How about that?
00:02:17Didn't see that one coming, huh?
00:02:24What the fuck?
00:02:28Please, help me.
00:02:29Have enough fun.
00:02:30I don't like men.
00:02:32I'll explain later.
00:02:35You cheating gay!
00:02:37How dare you make out with your manstress in front of me?
00:02:41Ugh!
00:02:42Home of God's act!
00:02:44I'll kill you!
00:02:46You know what?
00:02:47You're right.
00:02:48I am a homo scumbag.
00:02:50So what?
00:02:51I cheated on you with a man!
00:02:54Deal with it!
00:03:08Enough!
00:03:17Are y'all right?
00:03:32Stop pretending!
00:03:34No half-decent person would actually fall for a mile!
00:03:37No half-decent person would actually fall for a mile!
00:03:39No half-decent person would actually fall for a mile!
00:03:40Sir?
00:03:41I'm so sorry for that whole mess in there.
00:03:42I promise I'll wash this and return it as soon as possible.
00:03:45Uh, it looks really expensive.
00:03:46Keep it.
00:03:47I have a hundred of these.
00:03:49Really?
00:03:50Wow!
00:03:50Oh!
00:03:51All right!
00:03:52Good for you!
00:03:52Good for you!
00:03:55Yeah!
00:04:14Good for you!
00:04:25So, you cheated, huh?
00:04:26You hear that?
00:04:27You fucking gay?
00:04:28I cheated first!
00:04:30I cheated first!
00:04:30This is my personal trainer.
00:04:33He's richer than you, taller than you, and much stronger than you.
00:04:38So, actually, I'm the one dumping you.
00:04:42You know what, Amber?
00:04:43You fucking dare break my Amber's heart?
00:04:44Are you trying to die?
00:04:45Yeah!
00:04:46I mean, no.
00:04:47I mean...
00:04:49I cheated on her first!
00:04:53Yeah!
00:04:53And you know what, Amber?
00:04:54You deserve each other.
00:04:55He's all brawn and no brains.
00:04:58How about it?
00:04:58Thanks.
00:04:59Today was my arm day.
00:05:03Babe, do I still need to beat him up?
00:05:04He compliments me on muscles.
00:05:06He is!
00:05:07He's calling us brainless!
00:05:09He's mocking us!
00:05:11Baby, beat up his boy's way!
00:05:12Whoa, wait, hold on.
00:05:13He's got nothing to do with this.
00:05:21Holy shit!
00:05:22Wh-what are you doing?
00:05:24Hit him!
00:05:24I can't move!
00:05:26Ow, ow, it hurt you!
00:05:26My hand!
00:05:27My hand!
00:05:27My hand!
00:05:28Not just brainless, but it looks like those muscles are just for show, huh?
00:05:32Your muscles are useless?!
00:05:34You can't even beat up those bloody gays?!
00:05:43Damn.
00:05:46Thank you so much for all that.
00:05:47I am so sorry.
00:05:49Can I take you out to dinner to repay you for all the mess I caused you today?
00:05:53I told you.
00:05:54I don't like men.
00:05:58I told you.
00:05:59I don't like men.
00:06:07I don't like men.
00:06:08I don't like men.
00:06:11I don't like men.
00:06:12Only men.
00:06:16I don't like.
00:06:16Never, never, never, never!
00:06:16No, never, never!
00:06:19Seventy four, seven years.
00:06:37Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
00:06:40thank you, thank you, sorry.
00:06:51Oh, shit. How could it be him?
00:07:03Damn, why does it have to be him?
00:07:16So, you work at Advert Industries, too?
00:07:21Cool.
00:07:24Uh, just so you know, I didn't come here to, like, stalk you or anything.
00:07:28I'm not that interested in men. I'm not interested in men at all.
00:07:31I'm not gay.
00:07:33I said I'm not gay!
00:07:41Oh.
00:07:44Sorry, I thought you were gonna kiss me.
00:07:50I already told you, I don't like men.
00:07:56So don't get the wrong idea.
00:08:07Are they kissing?
00:08:08So our CEO likes men?
00:08:10Wait, what?
00:08:11C-E-O?
00:08:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:20Uh, it's not what it looks like.
00:08:23Misunderstanding!
00:08:25You come back here.
00:08:30You tell anyone about that kiss, and you're fired.
00:08:37It's possible.
00:08:43What the fuck?
00:08:45Miles Bennett actually got into the same company as me?
00:08:49What the fuck?
00:08:50Miles Bennett actually got into the same company as me?
00:08:50What?
00:08:50That's Miles from high school.
00:08:52You!
00:08:53You know what?
00:08:54I am a homeless scumbag.
00:08:56So what?
00:08:57I cheated on you with a man.
00:08:59He's gay now?
00:09:02What perfect blackmail material?
00:09:05I would make good use of his gay meltdown.
00:09:08What?
00:09:14Ow!
00:09:15Fuck!
00:09:17Kate?
00:09:18What the fuck are you doing here?
00:09:20I work here.
00:09:21Bitch.
00:09:22Shit!
00:09:23My high school bully is working at the same company as me?
00:09:28Kate, you're not gonna seriously bully me like you did in high school.
00:09:33No, no, no, not like I did in high school.
00:09:35Just like right now.
00:09:36Yeah.
00:09:37And let me show you what I'm careful of.
00:09:39Alright, let's go.
00:09:40Ah!
00:09:41Stop!
00:09:47Please, please don't fire me.
00:09:48You drugged the CEO and you still want to stay at his company?
00:09:53Dream on.
00:09:54My God!
00:09:55Did you have a death wish?
00:09:57I mean, Hunter is just too handsome.
00:10:00Wait, women will try anything to get in his bed.
00:10:02Get out or he'll pursue legal action.
00:10:06Ah!
00:10:09So what if he's handsome?
00:10:11Huh?
00:10:12Hunter has erectile dysfunction.
00:10:14He can't even get it up.
00:10:23Hunter has erectile dysfunction.
00:10:26He can't even get it up.
00:10:28If you want to add defamation to your list of crimes, Everett Industries will take you to court for all
00:10:33your work.
00:10:33Security!
00:10:34No, please.
00:10:35Please, no.
00:10:37No!
00:10:38You cannot replace me!
00:10:39You'll regret this!
00:10:40I'll regret this!
00:10:42Go!
00:10:43Hi, I'm Kate.
00:10:45I'm the new addition to the secretarial pool.
00:10:48I am fully willing to fill in for Mr. Everett's assistance.
00:10:51I'm just...
00:10:52I don't think so.
00:10:56You!
00:11:00Come here!
00:11:01Me?
00:11:03Me?
00:11:04Yeah!
00:11:07Okay, wait.
00:11:08You have to be joking.
00:11:09Mr. Everett's assistance are usually girls.
00:11:12Don't think that I don't know what you're doing.
00:11:14Uh, I think there's been a misunderstanding.
00:11:16I'm just a medical intern.
00:11:17Double your salary.
00:11:19Report to the CEO's office now.
00:11:22Oh, and since you're a medical intern...
00:11:28Give Mr. Everett a physical exam to see if he has any side effects from being drugged.
00:11:34Can you go back with that?
00:11:36Who do you think you are stealing my assistant position?
00:11:39I didn't steal anything she offered to me.
00:11:41This isn't high school anymore, Kate.
00:11:43You can't believe me like you're used to.
00:11:44Oh, are you threatening me?
00:11:46How about I just tell everyone,
00:11:47You're gay now.
00:11:49What?
00:11:51Damn!
00:11:52Kate was at the coffee shop too?
00:11:54First of all, I'm not gay.
00:11:56And second of all,
00:11:57that's just me and my ex-girlfriend having an argument.
00:11:59Oh.
00:12:00Yeah?
00:12:02Well...
00:12:02You know what?
00:12:03I am a homeless scumbag.
00:12:05So what?
00:12:10I'm not gay.
00:12:12Listen, gay boy.
00:12:14I actually started working at this company to seduce the CEO, Hunter Everett.
00:12:18He is New York's most affalential person.
00:12:21Okay?
00:12:21He is cold.
00:12:22He is handsome.
00:12:23He is abstinent.
00:12:24And he's with billions.
00:12:26Since you stole my assistant position, you're gonna help me win his heart.
00:12:31You got ridiculous.
00:12:32Why would I help you do something like that?
00:12:35Okay, well...
00:12:36I guess I'll just send this video to our high school group chat and your pastor father.
00:12:40I wonder what his reaction will be to finding out that you're in the Rainbow Brigade.
00:12:44Who didn't dare.
00:12:47I guess you don't need the money.
00:12:49Or the job.
00:12:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:52Wait, wait, wait.
00:12:55I do need the job and I do need the money.
00:12:56Yeah.
00:12:57Okay.
00:12:58And I definitely don't want my dad to see that video.
00:13:00If I can't use it in private time with Mr. Everett, do you promise to delete that video?
00:13:06Ow!
00:13:07Take my documents to my desk.
00:13:10I'm gonna go to lunch.
00:13:11Scoot, Scoot.
00:13:12Don't push it.
00:13:14Oh, push send.
00:13:15No, no, no, no, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't push that.
00:13:18Scoot.
00:13:20Scoot, Scoot.
00:13:22You are just as easy to play as you were in high school.
00:13:26This is gonna be so much fun.
00:13:43This guy's body's in amazing shape.
00:13:59Are you done with the examination?
00:14:03Yes.
00:14:04Yes, sorry.
00:14:05Well, good news is whatever your previous assistant gave you clearly has had no effect on you.
00:14:13Medical student, this is my first assistant who wants to be a doctor.
00:14:22Perfect.
00:14:25Come help me look in.
00:14:28Hunter has erectile dysfunction.
00:14:30He can't even get it up.
00:14:37No way.
00:14:38Is he really asking me to fix his erectile dysfunction?
00:14:43What, boss?
00:14:45I think it would be better if you had a, um, specialized doctor look at you with, um, specialized equipment.
00:14:57It's a minor issue.
00:14:58There's no need for all that.
00:15:05Oh, no.
00:15:13We're both men.
00:15:15It's hardly an evasion of privacy.
00:15:18More so to be embarrassed about.
00:15:20Unless you see this as less than professional.
00:15:26No, of course not. No. I'm not embarrassed. I'm not gay.
00:15:35I'm not trained in andrology, but I really can't lose this job.
00:15:39Why are you still standing there? Come over here and help me look at this, okay?
00:15:48All right, pardon me.
00:15:58Wow, that's really big.
00:16:00Come over here and help me look at the wound on my back.
00:16:04Huh? What are you doing?
00:16:08Whoa!
00:16:11What are you doing?
00:16:13I asked you to look at the wound on my back, and you do that?
00:16:19No. Mr. Everett, please, let me explain.
00:16:21I injured myself rock climbing last month.
00:16:24Got a few stitches, never got them removed.
00:16:28I wanted you to take a look.
00:16:31Please, let me explain. It's not what you think.
00:16:34With this kind of behavior, I can't possibly keep you as my assistant.
00:16:40No, I need this job to save up for tuition.
00:16:56What is this?
00:17:01Holy shit.
00:17:02Kate, seriously?
00:17:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:17:05Boss, this picture, it isn't mine.
00:17:07From the moment that I met you until now, nothing good has happened.
00:17:12I'll have HR send you these wages.
00:17:15Your previous assistant sent you an erectile dysfunction, and I thought you just wanted me to fix that.
00:17:21If you don't believe me, you can ask anybody in the lobby.
00:17:23They were all there, and they all heard it.
00:17:30Fiona, could you come up here and handle Miles' determination, please?
00:17:35No!
00:17:37Yes.
00:17:38Now.
00:17:40Yeah!
00:17:45What are you doing?
00:17:48Let's go.
00:17:49No!
00:17:50I really need this job. Please, Mr. Everett, please.
00:17:53I'll do anything. I'll respect all your personal boundaries.
00:17:57I'll leave inside a contract, and I'll never talk about your erectile dysfunction ever again.
00:18:01You're still talking about it.
00:18:04I won't if you promise not to fire me.
00:18:07You're pushing your luck. If you don't get up, I'll have security escort you and the lamp out and send
00:18:13you a bill.
00:18:14By the way, that lamp costs $100,000.
00:18:20Well, I'm not gonna let go because if your security comes in with Fiona, they're gonna see me tied to
00:18:27your very expensive lamp with your belt.
00:18:29And that's not gonna be a very good look for you, is it?
00:18:33You think I can't handle you?
00:18:34I told you this isn't my company. Who would dare say anything bad about me?
00:18:41Boss, I'm here.
00:18:43Help! I'm tied to this very expensive lamp with my boss's belt! Please, help me!
00:18:51Shut up!
00:18:53Are you crazy?
00:18:54If they made it, you don't say anything bad about you!
00:18:58What did you say?
00:18:59Am I hearing things?
00:19:01Fiona, you can go. Everything's fine.
00:19:08Don't make another sound. Do you understand?
00:19:14I won't if you promise not to fire me.
00:19:21Okay, okay. I'll give you one more chance. Screw up again, and you're gone.
00:19:33Yes, boss.
00:19:34Yes, boss.
00:19:43Whoa!
00:19:46As my assistant, there's a few things you need to know.
00:19:53Get the assistant manual.
00:20:20What is he gonna do?
00:20:22Kiss me?
00:20:27This one.
00:20:30Take it home. Read it carefully.
00:20:32If you violate any of the rules in there, you won't just get fired.
00:20:37You'll be hearing from my legal team.
00:20:40Got it?
00:20:43Yes, boss.
00:20:51Why is my heart racing so fast?
00:20:54Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down, Miles. Calm down.
00:20:58Breathe.
00:20:59You're not gay.
00:21:01You're not gay.
00:21:02Hey!
00:21:03I'm gay.
00:21:05You're not gay.
00:21:14You're not gay.
00:21:21I'm gay.
00:21:29You're not gay.
00:21:32in any way. Duh. Two, no fraternizing with colleagues. Ugh. Boring. This bullshit.
00:21:43That's all you got? Like, what are his preferences? Like, what food does he like
00:21:48to eat? What kind of women does he want to fuck? It's my first day on the job,
00:21:52cut me some slack, okay? Oh my god, this is such bullshit. I'm literally gonna go
00:21:57through menopause before your spineless ass gets me anything useful. Look, I don't
00:22:02care how you do it, but get me into his bed. Fast.
00:22:11You're insane.
00:22:24Take his food in. Just say Fiona asked you to pick up lunch.
00:22:32Coming.
00:22:38What is it? Uh, I brought you your lunch.
00:22:45Lunch?
00:22:46Fiona said that sometimes you work really hard and that you forget
00:22:49to eat, so I brought you your lunch.
00:22:53Cool. Bro. Boss. I'm gonna... go. Now.
00:23:08I hate who he lied to.
00:23:11How did he know?
00:23:12I'm screwed.
00:23:17I... uh...
00:23:20Let me explain.
00:23:22Fiona knows I never eat lunch.
00:23:25So you're lying.
00:23:27What?
00:23:28Damn it, Kate! You screw me over again?
00:23:31Tell me.
00:23:33Which department is she from?
00:23:35Which department is she from?
00:23:35What did she give you?
00:23:36I'll make sure she's fired.
00:23:39I...
00:23:40She...
00:23:40She...
00:23:41She is...
00:23:42Okay, then.
00:23:43How about I send this video to our high school group chat later and also forward it to
00:23:47your pastor father.
00:23:49I wonder how they'll react when they see you with a boyfriend.
00:23:53She...
00:23:54She...
00:23:56Is...
00:23:56Me!
00:23:58I sent it.
00:24:00You sent it?
00:24:02You think I'm that gullible?
00:24:06Uh...
00:24:07Well...
00:24:08If...
00:24:09You don't want it...
00:24:11It's a real shame.
00:24:12It's...
00:24:13Delicious.
00:24:14It's nutritious.
00:24:15It smells really good.
00:24:16It tastes like chicken.
00:24:17Because it is.
00:24:18It's chicken.
00:24:19And I'm gonna throw it away since you don't want it.
00:24:21Whoa!
00:24:35Drags I put into that man's take-out chicken right about now.
00:24:41Mr. Everett, I am so sorry.
00:24:45Here, here, here, here.
00:24:46I'll clean it up.
00:24:48Hey, it...
00:24:49It's fine.
00:24:50Miles.
00:24:51Today, I'm taking Mr. Everett down.
00:24:56Miles, I said it's fine.
00:24:59Mr. Everett?
00:25:08Hey, you...
00:25:09What are you two doing?
00:25:11Who told you you could enter?
00:25:13Get out!
00:25:14It's not what it looks like!
00:25:16It's not what it looks like!
00:25:17I'm not gay!
00:25:24I should leave, too.
00:25:26Right?
00:25:27Yeah.
00:25:29Yeah.
00:25:39I'll deduct my dry-cleaning bill from your salary!
00:25:46You fucking twink-a-link!
00:25:48You were trying to seduce him to ruin my plans, weren't you?
00:25:51I'm not gay, okay?
00:25:52So just let it go.
00:25:54I was just trying to help him.
00:25:55You know what?
00:25:56I don't have to explain myself to you.
00:26:00What a great headline.
00:26:03Renowned CEO has toured a fair with male intern in his office?
00:26:09This is big news.
00:26:10Kate, I'm not gay, okay?
00:26:13And neither is Hunter!
00:26:14Just fucking let it go, alright?
00:26:16Okay, okay.
00:26:18Don't forget, I have real dirt on you.
00:26:21What do you want, Kate?
00:26:23Next Thursday is Mr. Everett's birthday.
00:26:26The company's having a party for him.
00:26:27Just get him there.
00:26:29And then, I'll have my way with him.
00:26:37The company's having a party for him.
00:26:42The company's having a party!
00:26:44Which day,руmets!
00:26:46And the company's having a party for him?
00:27:01Hey, Hunter. Long time no see.
00:27:03I know you said you didn't like lunch, but no one can resist a good steak.
00:27:09So, that lunch really was from him?
00:27:17Woah!
00:27:24Hi! I came to tell you about this afternoon's party.
00:27:29So it was you who sent the food?
00:27:31Yeah! Did you like it? You didn't. I'm sorry. Please don't fire me.
00:27:36I'm trying really hard here. Look, I even cleaned your handkerchief for you.
00:27:39It's brand new, just for you. Nice shade of blue.
00:27:42Woo hoo hoo. Roger.
00:27:44Oh, wait. Are you gonna try it? Does that mean you forgive me?
00:27:52Isn't this...
00:27:53What you wanted?
00:27:54Yeah!
00:27:58Tell me...
00:27:59What why are you following?
00:28:02Which company sent you?
00:28:04And what did you put in the food?
00:28:08Uh, I think there's been a misunderstanding here.
00:28:10Want to talk?
00:28:12Then you can sit and wait for my lawyers.
00:28:15And I'll discuss it together.
00:28:17Get out.
00:28:18Uh, no! Wait, look! I'll prove it to you!
00:28:22See?
00:28:23What?
00:28:25It's not poison. It's delicious!
00:28:32My decision still stands.
00:28:37You're fired.
00:28:39I gotta go all out.
00:28:44Boss...
00:28:46The reason why I'm doing all this...
00:28:49Is because...
00:28:51I...
00:28:53Like you.
00:28:58Wait.
00:29:00You like me.
00:29:02But you said you're not gay.
00:29:03You're gay.
00:29:07And I meant that.
00:29:09I'm not gay.
00:29:10And...
00:29:11I'm not into dudes.
00:29:13At least, I wasn't.
00:29:15Until I met you.
00:29:17And I just couldn't...
00:29:20Believe...
00:29:21That there could be such a...
00:29:25Perfect...
00:29:26Person...
00:29:27Could exist...
00:29:29In this big...
00:29:31Why?
00:29:32World.
00:29:38Anyway...
00:29:40If you like somebody...
00:29:41Their gender shouldn't matter.
00:29:43Right?
00:29:48Is this a love confession?
00:29:51Well...
00:29:53This is Hunter.
00:29:55Wait a minute. What did I just say?
00:29:57He looks even angrier.
00:29:58I-I'm dead!
00:30:00Okay.
00:30:02Got it.
00:30:05Boss...
00:30:06Please don't fire me.
00:30:07I'll work really, really, really hard.
00:30:09Please...
00:30:09Please...
00:30:11Please...
00:30:14I have to go sign a contract.
00:30:18You drive me.
00:30:20What?
00:30:21Don't wanna come?
00:30:22Weren't you the one who said you wanted to work hard?
00:30:24Yeah.
00:30:25Yeah?
00:30:25Yeah.
00:30:26Yeah!
00:30:41Oh, my cutie.
00:30:44I'm in trouble.
00:30:46What?
00:30:48There's...
00:30:48Some guys that are harassing me.
00:30:50Can you pretend to be my boyfriend for a bit?
00:30:53Uh...
00:30:53Pretty please.
00:30:54I-I can talk to security over there if you want.
00:30:56There's no time!
00:31:04Why are we running?
00:31:05Is there someone behind us?
00:31:13Why are we running when there's no one behind us?
00:31:17Uh...
00:31:18What's going on?
00:31:20You...
00:31:21What are you doing?
00:31:24Uh...
00:31:24Stop, miss!
00:31:25I...
00:31:25Please!
00:31:25I don't need a lap dance!
00:31:26You're disgusting!
00:31:27Hey!
00:31:28Stop!
00:31:28Help!
00:31:29He's trying to rape me!
00:31:31What?
00:31:31No!
00:31:31That's not what's going on!
00:31:35How dare you judge my sister!
00:31:40What?
00:31:40No!
00:31:41Wait!
00:31:41What are you doing?
00:31:42Stop!
00:31:42Whoa!
00:31:43Hey!
00:31:43Let go of me!
00:31:45He brought me in here and then he stripped me of my clothes!
00:31:49Beat him up!
00:31:50You're disgusting!
00:31:52You're disgusting piece of shit!
00:31:53My sister's still a minor!
00:31:56What the...
00:31:56No!
00:31:57She asked me to be your boyfriend!
00:32:03How about you compensate my sister?
00:32:06Let's say, uh...
00:32:08$10,000.
00:32:10Or you don't leave here alive.
00:32:11$10,000?
00:32:13That's...
00:32:14That's...
00:32:15Crazy!
00:32:16I can't...
00:32:19Wait!
00:32:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
00:32:22This is a scam!
00:32:23You're scamming me!
00:32:25Scamming you!
00:32:26You were about to sleep with an underage girl!
00:32:31That's impossible!
00:32:33I...
00:32:34I...
00:32:34I...
00:32:35I have erectile dysfunction!
00:32:42I have erectile dysfunction!
00:32:48Police!
00:32:49What else do you want?
00:32:50I...
00:32:50I...
00:32:51I...
00:32:51I...
00:32:51I...
00:32:51I...
00:32:51I have ED!
00:32:52I don't care if your dick don't work!
00:32:54Call for the money!
00:32:55I...
00:32:56I...
00:32:56I...
00:32:56I don't have $10,000!
00:32:58All I have are student loans!
00:33:03I...
00:33:03I...
00:33:09I...
00:33:10I...
00:33:10I...
00:33:10I...
00:33:18I...
00:33:19I...
00:33:21I...
00:33:22I...
00:33:23I...
00:33:23I...
00:33:24I...
00:33:25I...
00:33:25I...
00:33:26I...
00:33:26I...
00:33:26I...
00:33:26I...
00:33:28I...
00:33:48I...
00:33:49You could never work for a company like that.
00:33:52I'm not joking. I'm Hunter Everett's personal assistant.
00:33:55Who cares? My step-cousin Allen is Hunter's best friend.
00:33:58So what'd that make to you?
00:34:02It's Hunter Everett!
00:34:12You know what?
00:34:15Drop the axe.
00:34:16Because even if the president of the United States was here, he couldn't save you.
00:34:21You're not gonna pay yet?
00:34:23We'll beat it at you.
00:34:26No, please!
00:34:31Stop!
00:34:36Mr. Everett!
00:34:37What?
00:34:38You came!
00:34:47Alan!
00:34:48Alan!
00:34:48Get in here and apologize.
00:34:50Now!
00:34:51Alan, what the fuck are you hitting me for when he's the rapist?
00:34:54Shit!
00:34:55You think I didn't know the scam that you love playing?
00:34:58I told you to quit this bullshit a long time ago.
00:35:00Well, whatever. He's just some guy pretending to be Hunter's assistant.
00:35:04Why do I gotta apologize to him?
00:35:10You fucking idiot!
00:35:12He is Hunter's assistant!
00:35:13He is Hunter's assistant!
00:35:18Boss, I'm so sorry. I thought she needed help. That's why I went in there.
00:35:22I'll reprint all the company documents.
00:35:24Please don't fire me.
00:35:25Miles, it's not your fault.
00:35:28Are you hurt?
00:35:29Me?
00:35:30No, no, no.
00:35:31I'm fine.
00:35:32I just got a couple of scrapes and bruises.
00:35:34The thing that will get in the way of work tomorrow.
00:35:36Miles, I'm not gonna fire you, okay?
00:35:38You're not?
00:35:40Oh, thank you so much, sir!
00:35:42I promise I won't mess up again!
00:35:45I can't.
00:35:47Breathe!
00:35:49Sorry. Sorry.
00:35:51Damn.
00:35:53Come on.
00:35:54Those people who hurt you, we're gonna make them pay.
00:36:02So, for years now, I've put up with all of your antics.
00:36:06Now, you actually mess with Hunter's assistants?
00:36:09I'm gonna fucking kill you!
00:36:14How was I supposed to know?
00:36:16Don't all billionaires get Hunter's assistants?
00:36:18How was I supposed to know he was a weird guy?
00:36:22Listen, you know what to do.
00:36:25I need to spell it out to you.
00:36:27I...
00:36:30I'm sorry, sir.
00:36:31The person you need to apologize to is Miles.
00:36:36I'm sorry, sir.
00:36:36I didn't recognize you as the CEO's assistant.
00:36:44I'm an idiot!
00:36:46I'm a loser!
00:36:48Please!
00:36:49Please forgive me.
00:36:51Don't hold a grudge against a pathetic loser like myself.
00:36:56Mr. Everett, I think we both can agree that my step-cousin's apologies are sincere enough in regards to our
00:37:04collaboration.
00:37:04Everett Industries will not ever cooperate with a business related to you ever again.
00:37:12Miles, let's go back to the office.
00:37:25Damn it! I forgot today is his birthday!
00:37:28Boss, uh, I'm gonna go to the convenience store really quick.
00:37:31I'll be right back.
00:37:36It's so cold.
00:37:39Hunter, try not to be moved to tears when you see this.
00:37:43Hey!
00:37:44Are you blind?
00:37:45Aw, man, you made me drop my cupcakes!
00:37:47Cupcakes!
00:37:50What did you say to me?
00:37:52You want to repeat that?
00:37:54I don't want any trouble, guys.
00:37:55They were a birthday present.
00:37:56They were the last cupcakes at the store.
00:37:58What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
00:37:59Settle down, twink.
00:38:01Twink?
00:38:01I'm not gay!
00:38:02Why does everybody think I'm gay?
00:38:05Sure, these are pretty good.
00:38:06Really good.
00:38:07Hold on, are you seriously mugging me for my cupcakes right now?
00:38:10No!
00:38:11You can't eat those!
00:38:13Can't eat them?
00:38:14These?
00:38:16Yeah, those ones!
00:38:32You know, that looks great on you.
00:38:34That's a good look!
00:38:35It looks good!
00:38:36It looks good!
00:38:37You have no idea what I've been through today.
00:38:44What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:38:46You got a death wish or something?
00:38:55I think you're the one with this death wish!
00:38:57Get your hands off my man!
00:38:59Hey, this is none of your business.
00:39:00Get lost, or I'll cut that pretty face.
00:39:03She isn't.
00:39:04She's got a knife.
00:39:06Hunter, no!
00:39:13No!
00:39:17No!
00:39:20Now get lost!
00:39:25Hunter?
00:39:32Hunter, you're hurt.
00:39:34What?
00:39:34I was trying to protect you!
00:39:36Who asked you to do that?
00:39:37And why were you out here for so long?
00:39:40Haven't you caused me enough trouble today?
00:39:43What, you think I was out here trying to buy poison for your food?
00:39:46That's not what I meant.
00:39:47What?
00:39:50I was trying to surprise you with cupcakes for your birthday.
00:39:53My birthday?
00:39:54Yeah, it's your birthday today, stupid.
00:39:56You missed the party HR was gonna throw for you, so I figured I'd surprise you with cupcakes.
00:40:05Okay.
00:40:06Where are the cupcakes?
00:40:19Wait.
00:40:21You gotta make a wish before you blew it out.
00:40:23I already made my wish.
00:40:30You want some help?
00:40:32Yeah.
00:40:49Uh, thank you for celebrating my birthday.
00:40:56Look, I wasn't angry at you back there.
00:40:59I was just worried.
00:41:00I, I thought I might lose you.
00:41:06Quiet.
00:41:07Still angry with me?
00:41:12Look, it was my fault.
00:41:15I, about that love confession, I've thought it over.
00:41:19I, I, I accept.
00:41:39Myles, you have a fever.
00:41:49Hey.
00:41:51Hey.
00:41:52Hey, little doctor.
00:41:53Hey.
00:41:54Hey, don't sleep.
00:41:56You need to take off your wet clothes, okay?
00:41:58Hey.
00:42:00Hey.
00:42:01Hey.
00:42:03Hey.
00:42:09Hey.
00:42:22Hey.
00:42:27Hey.
00:42:28Hey.
00:42:30Hey.
00:42:31Can you take care of yourself, please?
00:42:39Come here.
00:42:40Take yourself right now, okay?
00:42:44Okay.
00:42:45Can I sleep now?
00:42:47I'm cold.
00:42:51I'm doing it.
00:42:53Okay, here you go.
00:42:55You're still so hot.
00:42:56You're a doctor.
00:42:57How do we bring the fever down?
00:42:59Everything hurts.
00:43:01Please make it stop.
00:43:28Hey.
00:43:29Here.
00:43:31No, no, no.
00:43:32I'm the doctor.
00:43:33I didn't write a prescription for any pills.
00:43:37Where'd these come from?
00:43:39You have to fill in my blood.
00:43:43That's gross.
00:43:44I don't want it.
00:43:45Miles, as your boss, I order you to take it.
00:43:49As your intern, I order you to feed it to me.
00:43:55Please.
00:43:57Okay.
00:43:58Okay.
00:44:00Here, take this.
00:44:04Okay.
00:44:06Water, okay?
00:44:06This too.
00:44:24This too.
00:44:44What the hell am I doing?
00:45:19What the hell was that?
00:45:21Did we?
00:45:24Where am I?
00:45:38Oh, you're awake.
00:45:41Your fever broke?
00:45:42Mr. Everett, this, this, this, this, this, wow, we, we, we didn't, do, do, do, do, do,
00:45:58do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,
00:46:24do, do, do,
00:46:24do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,
00:46:24do, do, do,
00:46:25what your sexuality is.
00:46:27But if you behave unprofessionally,
00:46:30I will not hesitate to fire you instantly.
00:46:37I, uh, I'll, uh, keep my work and life separate.
00:46:43Promise.
00:46:44Sure.
00:46:47Now he's definitely convinced I'm in demand.
00:46:56Uh, sir, something's come up with the company.
00:46:58I have to go.
00:47:03Did I come on too strong?
00:47:07I, I'm not even gay.
00:47:08Why am I overthinking this?
00:47:15What the fuck is going on?
00:47:16Can we just talk like civilized people?
00:47:17I told you to drug him.
00:47:19You spilled his salad.
00:47:21I told you to invite him to the birthday party.
00:47:23You let him slip away.
00:47:24Drug him?
00:47:25What are you talking about?
00:47:27Hunter had to sign another contract.
00:47:29I don't have the patience yet to think of all.
00:47:32The company's having a retreat next week
00:47:33and you have to sit here with Hunter or else.
00:47:36I told you you're going to fucking kill me.
00:47:43Screw this up.
00:47:44And you're finished.
00:47:48For my itinerary for the company retreat,
00:47:50fucking, fucking no fun.
00:47:56He's not trying to kill himself, is he?
00:47:58Because I rejected his confession?
00:48:00Okay, please be patient.
00:48:03Come on, come on, come on, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach,
00:48:06reach, reach, reach, reach, reach.
00:48:06Don't do anything stupid!
00:48:08I never rejected you.
00:48:10Woah!
00:48:18I accept your confession.
00:48:24What did you just say?
00:48:25You have a lot of good qualities, Miles.
00:48:28You're brave, kind, honest, so I accept your love confession.
00:48:39No, no, no, no, you're not thinking straight right now.
00:48:41How am I supposed to think straight, Miles?
00:48:43You're the one who was about to jump off a building!
00:48:45What?
00:48:46I've never been confessed to by a guy before.
00:48:49You've got to know that.
00:48:51Wait, no, no, no, I don't think you understand.
00:48:53I wasn't trying to jump off a building.
00:48:54What I'm saying is, I agree.
00:48:57What?
00:48:59I...
00:49:04I can't.
00:49:06Why not?
00:49:07You started this.
00:49:08You kissed me at the coffee shop.
00:49:10You're the one who confessed to me.
00:49:13Because, because, you have erectile dysfunction!
00:49:24Myles?
00:49:24You two?
00:49:25I just came to confirm the accommodations and the booking for the company retreat.
00:49:30Company retreat.
00:49:31Company retreat.
00:49:31Yes, they're all there.
00:49:32I'll circle back with you later, Fiona.
00:49:34Okay, sure.
00:49:38I think we should take a breath and think about this.
00:49:42Miles.
00:49:45He was the one who confessed to me.
00:49:48Why does it feel like I'm the one being rejected?
00:50:01E.D.
00:50:02Why would he think I have problems like that?
00:50:04Someone must be spreading slander around me.
00:50:06I need to clear things up.
00:50:09Wait.
00:50:10Why do I need to clear things up?
00:50:12He came on to me first.
00:50:20Boss, I need your final sign off on the retreat's activities.
00:50:25Miles.
00:50:26Put your things down.
00:50:27I have an online meeting.
00:50:27I need you to take notes.
00:50:29Uh, actually, I need to help set up for the party, but Kate can help you, right?
00:50:34Boss, there's this place behind the retreat with amazing views.
00:50:38Let me show you around.
00:50:39Who exactly is CEO here?
00:50:41Boss, I...
00:50:42And I thought we could...
00:50:46Oh, Miles.
00:50:48You're gonna get it for me.
00:51:00Oops.
00:51:16Fiona?
00:51:18Oh, no.
00:51:18He's having an allergic reaction.
00:51:20Miles got the cake.
00:51:21I saw him put it there.
00:51:28He's having an allergic reaction.
00:51:30I put a label on it.
00:51:34There's no way there's mango in there.
00:51:35Fiona, did you eat from the wrong box?
00:51:38I have an empty bag.
00:51:38Just give me a sec.
00:51:39Who knows if you did this on purpose?
00:51:41What are you trying to kill her and finish the job?
00:51:48Of course not.
00:51:49Why would I hurt Fiona?
00:51:51And even if it was me, how would I know she'd eat the cake?
00:51:53Reason?
00:51:54Too simple.
00:51:58A promotion.
00:51:59You wanna go for an example?
00:52:00Executive assistant to the director of HR.
00:52:02Forget about hard work, right ladies?
00:52:04You just wanna be on easy street.
00:52:06He's always been pretty close to the boss.
00:52:09Last time I saw him and the boss in the elevator.
00:52:12Oh my gosh, is that why he doesn't get too close to women?
00:52:15A scheming slut like you deserves to be fired.
00:52:19It's your fault, you damn fairy.
00:52:21Seducing Hunter and ruining my plans.
00:52:25What's going on here?
00:52:31What's going on here?
00:52:33Boss.
00:52:35Fiona's allergic to mango and Miles gave her a piece of cake with mango in it.
00:52:38He's trying to kill people to get to the corporate ladder.
00:52:40Right at the top.
00:52:42That's not true, she's lying.
00:52:44Miles is a responsible person.
00:52:46I don't believe he would do something like that.
00:52:47But he was in charge of the cake.
00:52:49And in that case, we can check the security footage.
00:52:52The what?
00:52:58Now that I think about it.
00:53:00Everyone was handing cakes to each other.
00:53:01So it could have been anybody who makes things up, right?
00:53:04Right?
00:53:05You better back me up on this, Miles.
00:53:07Or else I'll-
00:53:08Or else you'll what?
00:53:12Or else you'll what?
00:53:16This was my fault from the beginning.
00:53:18I caused Hunter so much trouble.
00:53:21I can't let her tarnish his reputation.
00:53:24Actually...
00:53:28It was my fault.
00:53:30Sort of.
00:53:31I shouldn't have put the boxes next to each other.
00:53:36Fiona, I am so sorry.
00:53:38I'll resign.
00:53:55Hey.
00:53:58Well, well.
00:53:59If it isn't my broke, unemployed gay ex-boyfriend.
00:54:07Amber?
00:54:07What are you doing here?
00:54:09This resort belongs to Everett Industries.
00:54:12With my pretty face and hot bod, landing the CEO will be a piece of cake.
00:54:17Wait.
00:54:18So you're just gonna let your girlfriend seduce other men?
00:54:22What's the problem?
00:54:23Amber loves me.
00:54:24Besides, she said once she gets rich, she's gonna buy a yacht.
00:54:28Oh.
00:54:29Great.
00:54:30You guys are even dumber than I thought.
00:54:31You know what?
00:54:32Thank you so much for cheating on me, Amber.
00:54:34I really mean that.
00:54:35You're a penniless med student who's drowning in student loans.
00:54:40You're never going to amount to anything.
00:54:42And you wanna talk down to me?
00:54:43You know what Amber told me?
00:54:45She was the last woman you ever loved.
00:54:46She's so irresistible.
00:54:48After you found out about us, you stopped liking women altogether.
00:54:53You know what?
00:54:55Think whatever you want.
00:54:57Fine.
00:54:58I'm gay.
00:54:59Yeah.
00:55:00That's right.
00:55:00I'm gay.
00:55:02I like men.
00:55:03I'm gay.
00:55:04Hey!
00:55:05So what?
00:55:07Yeah.
00:55:08We know.
00:55:09Your boyfriend's here.
00:55:11Miles.
00:55:12Is that you?
00:55:13What the fuck?
00:55:16Remember me?
00:55:16You were paid for last time, you dick.
00:55:19Hey!
00:55:19Don't touch him.
00:55:20If you wanna fight, take it out on me.
00:55:23Don't touch him.
00:55:24If you wanna fight, take it out on me.
00:55:25Ow!
00:55:28Hey!
00:55:29Hunter, run!
00:55:45Don't you know where we are?
00:55:47Get out before I call security!
00:55:49Oh, you're telling me to get out of my family's own resort.
00:55:54Don't be ridiculous.
00:55:56You?
00:55:56You couldn't possibly afford to stay at an Everett Industries resort.
00:56:00I think he's going crazy.
00:56:01He's just spitting bullshit.
00:56:05Crazy?
00:56:06I'll show you who's crazy.
00:56:11You two are trespassing on private property and threatening the safety of our CEO.
00:56:15Wait, what?
00:56:16You're actually the CEO of Everett Industries?
00:56:18The most eligible bachelor in New York is Miles' boyfriend?
00:56:22Help!
00:56:23Help!
00:56:27Oh my fucking god!
00:56:29Hunter and Miles are dating.
00:56:33Hunter's a big old gay!
00:56:36Hey.
00:56:37Hey, are you okay?
00:56:39Yeah.
00:56:39Yeah, I'm fine.
00:56:42I'm really sorry.
00:56:44I feel like I just keep causing you trouble.
00:56:47I know I already resigned, but is there any way I can take the company bus tomorrow?
00:56:51I have no way of getting home.
00:56:54I reject your resignation.
00:56:58No one's ever tried to jump off a building for me?
00:57:02I actually wasn't trying to jump off a building.
00:57:05And I think most importantly, you don't like men.
00:57:08I shouldn't have confessed anything to you.
00:57:10But your confession, it still stands?
00:57:16Damn it.
00:57:17Why is my heart racing?
00:57:26Look, Kate!
00:57:27Get over here!
00:57:29What the hell are you doing here?
00:57:30Haven't you fucked me over enough?
00:57:32I haven't gotten what I've wanted yet.
00:57:34Oh, you want to tell my parents I'm gay, right?
00:57:36You know what?
00:57:37Go ahead.
00:57:39I don't care anymore.
00:57:41That's nothing.
00:57:43Now I know that the guy that you kissed the other day was the C-E-O.
00:57:51How do you know that?
00:57:55How do you know that?
00:57:56What?
00:57:57Wait.
00:57:57I mean, uh...
00:58:00You're making things up?
00:58:01It's like...
00:58:02Life wants me to win.
00:58:04How else would I get such a perfect opportunity?
00:58:13I think you got it all wrong.
00:58:15This is a complete misunderstanding.
00:58:16Hunter and I have nothing to do with...
00:58:17I don't care what the truth is.
00:58:19I want harsh money.
00:58:21One million dollars in 24 hours or I sell this video to the media.
00:58:26The company's stocks crash.
00:58:29Bye-bye Everett Industries.
00:58:32One million dollars?
00:58:34Are you insane?
00:58:35What do you think the headline should be?
00:58:39CEO gets caught with male assistant in his pants?
00:58:43Or rich tycoon and his secret twin?
00:58:49That's all.
00:58:50Loser?
00:58:58Sir, can I ask you something?
00:59:05Hunter?
00:59:08What is it this time?
00:59:11Um...
00:59:12Hypothetically speaking, if someone were to spread a rumor that you were gay and then the company's stocks plummeted...
00:59:20What would you do?
00:59:22I mean like...
00:59:24I mean like...
00:59:24Obviously hypothetically speaking because you're not gay.
00:59:27Honestly...
00:59:29I couldn't care less.
00:59:33Categorizing people by sexual orientation...
00:59:36It's ridiculous to begin with.
00:59:39If you like someone, their gender shouldn't matter at all.
00:59:44If you like somebody, their gender shouldn't matter.
00:59:47Right?
00:59:48You remember that?
00:59:50But...
00:59:51As CEO of Everett Industries, I do have a responsibility.
00:59:54To my employees and my investors.
00:59:56I would never...
00:59:57Let my personal life jeopardize the company.
01:00:02Not unless...
01:00:03There was no other choice.
01:00:05And if someone tried to harm it...
01:00:08They would not walk away unscathed.
01:00:12But you...
01:00:13You don't have to worry about that.
01:00:17Okay.
01:00:19I understand.
01:00:21You've already done so much for me.
01:00:23I can't keep being a burden.
01:00:34But...
01:00:35Why are you bringing this up all of a sudden?
01:00:37It's nothing.
01:00:38I feel like...
01:00:39You have something to tell me.
01:00:43I'm gonna go...
01:00:45Clean the warehouse.
01:00:54So you can transfer the loan to my account in...
01:00:59Three days?
01:01:01Great.
01:01:03Thanks.
01:01:05Once I pay Kate off with the hush money, she won't bother Hunter anymore.
01:01:09Right?
01:01:11When did you get here?
01:01:13Uh...
01:01:13I've...
01:01:14Been here.
01:01:14I'm just...
01:01:16Organizing the...
01:01:17Team building supplies.
01:01:19Perfect.
01:01:19I was gonna stay and help too.
01:01:21Let's also change the lights in here.
01:01:23Yeah.
01:01:24Yeah.
01:01:26Hey.
01:01:27Listen.
01:01:28About this afternoon...
01:01:30I know it was Kate.
01:01:32Why didn't you call her out?
01:01:36I can't...
01:01:37Tell you that.
01:01:42What are you two doing?
01:01:44Mr. Everett.
01:01:45What brings you here?
01:01:48Mr. Everett.
01:01:49What brings you here?
01:01:52Uh...
01:01:52You two need some help?
01:01:54No.
01:01:55Noah said he could help me with everything in here.
01:01:58Yeah!
01:01:58And uh...
01:01:59It's too much for one person anyway.
01:02:01And we'll get it done faster together.
01:02:03Then hurry up.
01:02:08Don't waste time.
01:02:11I'll lend you both a hand.
01:02:12Mr. Everett, we really don't need the extra help.
01:02:15I said...
01:02:16What I said.
01:02:21Hunter, what are you doing?
01:02:47I'm not dying.
01:02:48Watch out!
01:02:57Hunter, are you okay?
01:02:59Uh, it's fine, it's fine.
01:03:01It's just a scratch.
01:03:02No way, I need to watch the spilling.
01:03:04Let me take a look, come on.
01:03:09Mr. Everett, I...
01:03:10I'll go get some help.
01:03:16Hold on.
01:03:16I'll get some topical lidocaine for you.
01:03:23What's this?
01:03:24You're starting to worry about me?
01:03:26I'm a doctor.
01:03:27It's part of the job.
01:03:29Is that all that is?
01:03:30Shh.
01:03:33This is gonna hurt.
01:03:39Miles, stop avoiding me.
01:03:42Whatever secret you've got locked up inside, you can tell me.
01:03:45I'll share the burden with you.
01:03:48I can't miss things up for him again.
01:03:51Once I pay Kate off, I'll resign.
01:03:57What's going on?
01:04:02Hello?
01:04:04The door's locked from the other side.
01:04:07This warehouse is airtight.
01:04:09The lights are out.
01:04:12There's...
01:04:13There's no e-seeing.
01:04:15Miles, what's wrong?
01:04:17I'm...
01:04:18I'm...
01:04:20I'm claustrophobia.
01:04:22Hey, hey, hey.
01:04:23I got you, okay?
01:04:24I'm claustrophobia.
01:04:25Hey, hey, hey.
01:04:25Stay with me.
01:04:26Hi.
01:04:27You're a doctor.
01:04:28What do I do with this, uh...
01:04:30What do I do with this claustrophobia, huh?
01:04:33I got you.
01:04:34Hey, look at me, okay?
01:04:35Okay?
01:04:36Listen to my voice.
01:04:38Okay?
01:04:39Don't be scary.
01:04:40I got you.
01:04:42I got you.
01:04:44My father...
01:04:46wants me in the closet.
01:04:49Hey, come on.
01:04:50Don't think about that right now, okay?
01:04:52Listen to my voice.
01:04:53Stay with me.
01:04:56It's too hot in here.
01:04:58Come on.
01:04:58It's too hot.
01:04:59Take this off.
01:05:01I'm gonna cool you down.
01:05:04Stay with me, Miles.
01:05:07I'm here.
01:05:07I'm not delivering things good.
01:05:09It's so sweet.
01:05:11My head's my...
01:05:13My head's my...
01:05:14My head's been...
01:05:16BYE So lived in...
01:05:17MILES!
01:05:21Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:05:40Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you okay, you okay?
01:05:48Hey, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
01:05:51Hey, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:05:55Thank you, I saved me.
01:06:03Hey, hey, hey, I just wanted to kiss you.
01:06:29It's not what it looks like.
01:06:34If anyone discloses what they saw here today, they'll be hearing from my legal team.
01:06:40Fiona, I need you to draft a legal statement now.
01:06:47But as CEO of Everett Industries, I have a responsibility to my employees and my investors.
01:06:56I would never let my personal life jeopardize the company.
01:07:00Hunter's cutting all ties with me.
01:07:03Draft a statement.
01:07:04I'm going to go public about my relationship with Miles.
01:07:07Mr. Everett, you know how much this could impact the stock price?
01:07:10I believe our investors care about the company, not my personal affairs.
01:07:14But our competitors will definitely use this against us.
01:07:20Alright, I'll put the statement together as quickly as I can.
01:07:35Hunter's drafting a statement right now to cut all ties with me.
01:07:39He probably never cared about you to begin with.
01:07:42That's a good thing, right?
01:07:44Why am I still upset?
01:07:46It's not like I care about him either.
01:08:01Are you alright?
01:08:22Miles?
01:08:24Are you okay?
01:08:25You and Hunter?
01:08:26Yeah.
01:08:27I'm fine.
01:08:31I'm going to resign.
01:08:33I'm going to resign.
01:08:33Resign?
01:08:34You can't be serious.
01:08:35You didn't do anything wrong.
01:08:38Why aren't you at the company... thing?
01:08:42I hate team bonding stuff.
01:08:44Besides, you weren't there.
01:08:47What?
01:08:48Miles, I know what you're going through.
01:08:51We're the same.
01:08:52We're the same.
01:08:54Oh.
01:08:55No, I...
01:08:56I'm...
01:08:57I'm not...
01:08:58I don't...
01:08:59What?
01:09:01So this is why you skipped the event?
01:09:03So this is why you skipped the event?
01:09:07Even if you're a big scary boss, you should still knock.
01:09:10It's different.
01:09:12He's my assistant.
01:09:15I don't have to go with you if I don't want to.
01:09:20Do you realize company policy strictly forbids fraternizing between colleagues?
01:09:24Fine.
01:09:25Then I resign now.
01:09:28Company policy requires 48 hours notice for resignation.
01:09:33You get out or I'll fire you on the spot.
01:09:39What the fuck do you want, asshole?
01:09:41Be ready by 7.30.
01:09:43You're coming with me to an important client meeting.
01:09:59Hunter.
01:10:00One time no see.
01:10:02I'm really looking forward to working together.
01:10:04This is my assistant, Miles.
01:10:06This is Miss Monroe.
01:10:08Hello.
01:10:10Not too shabby.
01:10:11Such a handsome young man.
01:10:14And that adorable little face.
01:10:18Let's find some more quiet to talk.
01:10:20I'd like to finalize our partnership today.
01:10:28Hunter, I've really been looking forward to our partnership.
01:10:32I'm completely on board with everything.
01:10:35Then I'll put the contract together today.
01:10:37I just have one small request.
01:10:42I have some contract details I'd like to discuss with your little assistant in my room.
01:10:51Sorry, Tammy.
01:10:53Our company doesn't sell employees to close deals.
01:10:57Our company doesn't sell employees to close deals.
01:11:01It's just a joke.
01:11:03That boy's young enough to be my son.
01:11:08This is Hunter.
01:11:17Bring Hunter's assistant to my room.
01:11:20But didn't he just say...
01:11:21Are you stupid?
01:11:23He left to take the call.
01:11:25That's a yes.
01:11:26Haven't you figured it out yet?
01:11:27Not everyone says things outright.
01:11:29Oh.
01:11:30Go on.
01:11:31Okay.
01:11:36She wants to be very different.
01:11:38Right now.
01:11:42Hunter wanted me to wait...
01:11:44Here?
01:11:47Could he be...
01:11:50No.
01:11:51No, no, no, no, no.
01:11:52Miles, calm down.
01:11:55Miles, remember...
01:11:57You're not gay.
01:11:59You don't like men.
01:12:01And even if you did...
01:12:04Hunter would never be interested in somebody like you.
01:12:07You will resign tomorrow...
01:12:11And you will forget him as soon as possible.
01:12:20Hunter...
01:12:21I don't think there's any future between us.
01:12:29Oh, of course there's no future together.
01:12:31We're just gonna...
01:12:32Have some fun tonight.
01:12:34My little love bug.
01:12:36Miss...
01:12:36Monroe?
01:12:40Uh...
01:12:40I'm sorry.
01:12:41I think I'm in the wrong room.
01:12:43Oh!
01:12:44Whoa!
01:12:46Don't run, handsome.
01:12:48A little toss in the hay and...
01:12:50You know, closing your CEO's contract.
01:12:53Oh, that's...
01:12:55Easy work.
01:12:57Uh...
01:12:58I think there's been a misunderstanding.
01:12:59I'm gonna go get Mr. Everett for you.
01:13:01Don't be scared, darling.
01:13:04There's no misunderstanding.
01:13:06Mr. Everett arranged this himself.
01:13:09How could I refuse?
01:13:10No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:13:12You said Hunter arranged this?
01:13:15There's no way he...
01:13:17He would have told me.
01:13:18Oh, well, not in so many words.
01:13:21Some things are...
01:13:22Done on the DL.
01:13:25But he did say, if you please me tonight,
01:13:28That you will get a promotion...
01:13:30And a rate.
01:13:31Whoa!
01:13:40Uh...
01:13:40No, uh...
01:13:41Miss Monroe, please.
01:13:42I...
01:13:43I don't want this.
01:13:44Think of the scandal.
01:13:45I...
01:13:46I'm just an intern.
01:13:47I don't...
01:13:47I don't want any trouble.
01:13:47Please, please.
01:13:48Oh, are you just my perfect little assistant?
01:13:52Yes.
01:13:54I love a good role play.
01:13:56I'm gonna be your naughty, naughty, bad bossy.
01:14:01No.
01:14:02This woman's insane.
01:14:03But if I offend her, what happens to the company's million dollar deal?
01:14:07Miss Monroe, I'm gonna disappoint you.
01:14:10I know I'm still young, but I...
01:14:13Actually, uh...
01:14:15I have erectile dysfunction.
01:14:18Erectile dysfunction?
01:14:20Oh, you poor, poor, poor baby.
01:14:25I have something that's gonna keep you hard all night.
01:14:31Night.
01:14:32Move.
01:14:34Move.
01:14:35Move.
01:14:36Move.
01:14:36No, please.
01:14:37No, please.
01:14:38Help.
01:14:38Help.
01:14:38Help.
01:14:39Help.
01:14:40Help.
01:14:40Someone's trying to rape me!
01:14:44Who said you could touch what's mine?
01:14:47Hunter.
01:14:48What is this?
01:14:49Are you throwing away our contract?
01:14:52I already told you.
01:14:53This is not how I close my deals.
01:14:55I can't believe you have the guts to pull my assistant into this.
01:15:00Playing dumb is not a good look on you.
01:15:03It's industry rule and you gave me permission.
01:15:07I don't give a fuck about the contract.
01:15:10I'll toss it out.
01:15:12Better than stooping this low.
01:15:14No.
01:15:14You're gonna throw away a multi-million dollar contract
01:15:18for an assistant who you can replace with the wave of your hand.
01:15:23He's not an assistant I can replace with the wave of a hand.
01:15:29He's mine.
01:15:34You...
01:15:38You two are together.
01:15:50Oh!
01:15:58Just you wait, Hunter.
01:16:00I'm gonna tell the whole world that you like men.
01:16:03And that you're sticking your dick in your assistant.
01:16:07It's pathetic!
01:16:11Are you alright?
01:16:12Come here.
01:16:13Come here.
01:16:13Come here.
01:16:13Come here.
01:16:16Hunter, why are you even still here?
01:16:19I thought you were gonna be with Fiona.
01:16:23Why would I be with Fiona?
01:16:25Because you were gonna draft that statement to cut all your ties with me.
01:16:34Miles!
01:16:37I'm not a fucking idiot.
01:16:39I know you were lying when you made that confession.
01:16:41It was a misunderstanding.
01:16:44Okay, the announcement that I told her to write...
01:16:53You're fucking crazy.
01:16:56You're fucking crazy.
01:16:58Yeah, I'm fucking crazy.
01:17:00I told her to draft an announcement to go public with our relationship.
01:17:05I fell for you, Miles.
01:17:06And also...
01:17:08Isn't that what you wanted?
01:17:11Or are you having regrets?
01:17:17I'm not aien, I'm not aien.
01:17:19I'm a liar with my chest now.
01:17:22I'm a liar with my chest now.
01:17:22I got you figured out.
01:17:26Something that you got there.
01:17:30It has no problem now.
01:17:32Aren't you worried I couldn't perform?
01:17:35I'll prove you wrong right now.
01:17:36I'll prove you wrong right now.
01:17:37Roger.
01:17:39I've never been with a guy before.
01:17:42Me neither.
01:17:47So, are you in?
01:17:49Uh-huh.
01:18:06Roger, you're the person that I've heard it just recently.
01:18:10I'm just an intern.
01:18:14You deserve more than that.
01:18:17I like you, Miles.
01:18:19I've never liked anyone like you.
01:18:24Roger, are you sure you're ready?
01:18:31Yeah.
01:18:34What's down there?
01:18:51I guess those E.T. rumors don't hold up, do they?
01:18:59Miles, if I told you I liked you, would you believe me?
01:19:03Let my arms be, where your shadows can't sleep.
01:19:10Oh, my God.
01:19:13Oh, my God.
01:19:14Oh, my God.
01:19:15Oh, my God.
01:19:18I don't think it makes sense.
01:19:19I have no idea what you do.
01:19:24Mr. Everett, this is ridiculous.
01:19:27Nobody cares about your sexuality, but to go public with it?
01:19:30What about the stock prices?
01:19:32Have you even thought about your investors?
01:19:37My decision stands.
01:19:41I won't hide any longer.
01:19:49I love Miles.
01:19:56I'm going public with this announcement because I love him.
01:20:00I owe him and myself that much.
01:20:04Oh, what a touching speech.
01:20:07I bet Miles has been lying to you this entire time.
01:20:12A CEO falls in love with his little assistant.
01:20:16Did he tell you he owes a million dollars in private loans and he seduced you to pay them off?
01:20:23Oh, you think you found true love?
01:20:29Oh, he's not even gay.
01:20:32Miles borrowed a million dollars with a daily interest of a thousand dollars a day.
01:20:37He's already missed a payment.
01:20:40That's not true.
01:20:41She's lying.
01:20:42She blackmailed me.
01:20:44That's why I gave her the million dollars.
01:20:46Mr. Everett, he is really pulling the wool over your eyes.
01:20:52Never liked men.
01:20:55Or you.
01:20:57I do need a lot of money, so as long as I get Hunter, that's enough, right?
01:21:05Fuck!
01:21:10So this is all true?
01:21:14You know I hate being lied to more than anything.
01:21:29Miles!
01:21:33Miles!
01:21:33Great job, Miles.
01:21:36Really nailed that one.
01:21:40Miles!
01:21:41You're here too.
01:21:43I saw the company statement.
01:21:45So, you and Hunter.
01:21:48It's over.
01:21:50Over? That was quick.
01:21:52Would you give me a chance then?
01:21:54What?
01:21:56No.
01:21:57Noah, I see you as a friend, colleague.
01:22:02Nothing more.
01:22:04I see something more.
01:22:10Get away from him!
01:22:12Mr. Everett, didn't you two break up?
01:22:15Hunter, what are you doing?
01:22:16Break up?
01:22:17Who agreed to that?
01:22:21Hunter!
01:22:24What the hell do you want?
01:22:33Sorry.
01:22:35Miles, the money from that loan.
01:22:37You gave it to Kate.
01:22:39Why didn't you say so?
01:22:42You didn't give me a chance to explain.
01:22:46With that settled, let me ask again.
01:22:50Miles, I love you.
01:22:52Will you be my boyfriend?
01:22:53My boyfriend.
01:22:54My boyfriend.
01:22:57You haven't run up.
01:23:02My boyfriend.
01:23:03My boyfriend.
01:23:15I loved him.
01:23:22Jared, who?
01:23:23I'm not letting you go again for anything.
01:23:41Where's Miles? I thought I heard his voice.
01:23:44Uh, he went to get coffee.
01:23:48Must have been your, um, imagination.
01:23:51Since the announcement was public, our company's been receiving a lot of attention.
01:23:57Quite a few groups are seeking partnerships, and the media wants interviews with you and Miles.
01:24:02I know. It's good news.
01:24:05Yeah.
01:24:06Alright, you can, you can go.
01:24:09Oh.
01:24:20Well, you have several important meetings coming up.
01:24:23Please make sure to take care of any private matters before then, Mr. Everett.
01:24:30You have several important business meetings coming up.
01:24:35Please take care of any private matters before then, Mr. Everett.
01:24:53You know how to do that better than anybody.
01:25:02You know how to do that better than anybody.
01:25:09Well, I'm not.
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