Non è una senzatetto, è una dea guaritrice!
▶ She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess!
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▶ She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess!
Non è una senzatetto, è una dea guaritrice!. episodi completi in italiano. #FilmCompleto #DramaItaliano #SerieCompleta
#FilmCompleto #DramaItaliano #SerieCompleta #ShortDrama #ReelShort
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00:00:00The Goddess of Healing
00:00:03She is eccentric and elusive
00:00:06No one has ever seen her before
00:00:08Whoever finds the Goddess Healer
00:00:10Will get the five million dollars
00:00:13Oh kind stranger
00:00:15Let me repay you by granting you a wish
00:00:17I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:00:19Can you do that?
00:00:20My brother's a war hero
00:00:21Who single-handedly saved his country from a terrorist attack
00:00:24If he's a hero to you
00:00:26Then that means he must be a good person
00:00:28It's a deal
00:00:29I'll save Lysander Armstrong
00:00:31How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:00:35I mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:00:38That's right
00:00:39The Queen Angel and I are already the top doctors in the world
00:00:43If we can't save her
00:00:44No one can
00:00:46Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:00:50Now stop getting in my way
00:00:53Every second counts
00:00:58Healer Goddess
00:00:59Hear my plea
00:01:01Please save my child
00:01:19Rod of a sepulis
00:01:38Rejuvening
00:01:50Rejuvening
00:01:52No please
00:01:53Don't call me that
00:01:55I'm just glad I could help
00:02:01Here you go miss
00:02:03Thank you
00:02:06Why be weighed down by a throne
00:02:07When I can live amongst the common people
00:02:09And help those the most in need
00:02:23You must be rushing off to go find your jewels
00:02:25Because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and run
00:02:32It's okay little guy
00:02:35I'll fix you right up
00:02:40Right
00:02:41Rewrites the wrong
00:02:45Rejuvening
00:02:50See good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
00:02:56Come on Cleo
00:02:57Let's go
00:03:13Please
00:03:14My brother's been in a coma the last two years
00:03:17We have no idea what the illness is
00:03:19If anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:03:22Be Lysander Armstrong
00:03:24His military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:03:28He's so hot
00:03:30Does he come with the money?
00:03:32Yes
00:03:32He'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:03:34Money
00:03:35Fame
00:03:35Power
00:03:36It's all yours
00:03:42Are we still moving forward Miss Trixie?
00:03:45Yes
00:03:45Give the presidential contract to Marissa
00:03:48Oh
00:03:49I have another call coming in
00:03:52Grandma
00:03:52I'm dying
00:03:54Save me Trixie
00:03:56Grandma?
00:03:58Grandma
00:03:58When are you getting married?
00:04:01I'm already a hundred years old
00:04:03I'm gonna keep you healthy forever Grandma
00:04:05And Butch is still on deployment
00:04:07So that's why I haven't been married yet
00:04:12Oh
00:04:12But why marry a vegetable
00:04:14When I can bang a younger spud like you?
00:04:18We're talking about my brother's life
00:04:20I don't have time for jokes
00:04:31Please go feed your dog Miss
00:04:34Don't let it starve like you
00:04:35Oh kind stranger
00:04:37Let me repay you by granting you a wish
00:04:39Grant me a wish?
00:04:41That you can barely feed yourself
00:04:42The downfall of humanity
00:04:44It all starts with the loss of faith
00:04:47What?
00:04:48Oh
00:04:49Jesus
00:04:50Giving me a migraine
00:04:51Are you telling me to pray to God?
00:04:53Because we've been doing that
00:04:54I'm telling you to have some faith in me
00:04:57Okay
00:04:58I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:05:02Can you do that?
00:05:03I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
00:05:07Cleo
00:05:08Stay right here for a second
00:05:09Don't go too far Cleo
00:05:14Hold still
00:05:20Hold still
00:05:22My migraine's gone
00:05:23Okay
00:05:24Then let's go
00:05:25If you can cure my brother
00:05:26He'll even marry you
00:05:27Come on
00:05:28Come on
00:05:29Oh
00:05:42How is he?
00:05:44What is the diagnosis?
00:05:46Remember you will not marry him unless you cure him
00:05:48I'm sorry
00:05:49I don't know what this is
00:05:50Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:05:52You're supposed to be one of the best
00:05:54Don't worry general
00:05:55I'm the angel herbalist
00:05:57And I have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:06:00I can detect what condition your son has
00:06:03With just one needle
00:06:21I have no clue what this is
00:06:25Oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:06:30That's why we saved the best for last
00:06:32Me
00:06:33The witch doctor
00:06:34I'll save your son Lysander
00:06:47He's not budging
00:06:48There's no movement
00:06:49Truly
00:06:50I have saved thousands of patients all over the world
00:06:53But
00:06:53I don't know what this is
00:06:56Lord I've scoured the earth for the best doctors
00:06:59They've tried all these methods and they've all failed
00:07:02If we can't save him
00:07:05There's only one person who can
00:07:08Who?
00:07:11The goddess of healing
00:07:15Wait a second
00:07:16You're not talking about the legendary goddess you
00:07:19That's correct
00:07:20Her right rewrites the wrong
00:07:22And her left leaves the bereft
00:07:25That's her motto
00:07:26It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
00:07:29We are nothing compared to her
00:07:31She is eccentric and elusive
00:07:35No one has ever seen her before
00:07:37If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:07:41I don't care if I go bankrupt
00:07:43I will find her
00:07:45James come
00:07:46Put out a bounty
00:07:48To the entire world
00:07:49Whoever finds the goddess healer
00:07:51Or get the five million dollars
00:07:54There's no need
00:08:09I'll save your son
00:08:12Who the hell is she?
00:08:13Dad
00:08:13She says she can cure Lysander
00:08:15She's gonna save your brother?
00:08:17Don't be ridiculous
00:08:18How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:08:22Exactly
00:08:23God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:08:26She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:08:29Ew!
00:08:30She even brought a filthy dog with her
00:08:33I bet it has fleas
00:08:34That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion
00:08:38Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
00:08:46Don't touch him
00:08:49They say don't judge a book by its cover
00:08:51But I can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:08:54So step aside
00:08:55I'll take it from here
00:08:57Could you hold this?
00:08:59Oh, you're not gonna touch my son
00:09:02I'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:09:05And a former general
00:09:06I know a gold-digging whore when I see one
00:09:09I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
00:09:13Wasn't paying enough cash
00:09:14Who knows what an unskilled whore girl like her would do for some
00:09:19A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong
00:09:23When he's unconscious?
00:09:26Ew!
00:09:27Disgusting
00:09:27Go back to being a prostitute
00:09:30Security!
00:09:31Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now
00:09:34Let's go
00:09:34If you throw me out
00:09:36You're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:09:42Sir, we are at our wit's end
00:09:43Trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail
00:09:47Maybe we should give her a try
00:09:49You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:09:52All right, I'll give you a shot
00:09:55But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:10:01Is that any way to ask for help?
00:10:04You'd be blessed to have me
00:10:06And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:10:10But since I'm not welcome here
00:10:12I'll leave
00:10:14Devon, come find me when you have a different wish
00:10:17No, Miss Trixie
00:10:18My brother is a hero to me
00:10:20I can't lose him
00:10:22Well, if he's a hero to you
00:10:26Then that means he must be a good person
00:10:29My brother is a war hero
00:10:30Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:10:33Also, he's great with puppies
00:10:35He'd make a great husband
00:10:38Who says I want to marry him?
00:10:40As if the number one hottest 30 under 30
00:10:43Would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:10:47Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:10:49I mean, look at her
00:10:51Even if she cleaned herself up
00:10:53You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:10:56Only those cut from the lowest ranks
00:10:58Are bigger over such trivial matters
00:11:00Continue wasting your time
00:11:02But I'm saving this patient
00:11:14Oh, Kate
00:11:17What's happening?
00:11:19What are we doing?
00:11:30What the hell are you doing?
00:11:33I knew she was a perv
00:11:35She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
00:11:37Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:11:41Are you insane?
00:11:42Security, smash her face in for licking my son
00:11:46He's born with congenital heart disease
00:11:48Has a peanut allergy
00:11:50And the condition he has is called
00:11:52Endogenic cryomorphy
00:11:53Yeah, right
00:11:55I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:58Oh, okay
00:11:58I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:12:01I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:12:05And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:13This is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
00:12:21What?
00:12:23What?
00:12:24So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
00:12:28The rod of a sepulius?
00:12:29Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:12:35I agree
00:12:35I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:12:38What is the point as of doctors who have studied for years?
00:12:42We are all certified
00:12:44But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:12:48She's right about everything
00:12:52Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right
00:12:56And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what
00:13:00Endogenic cryomorphy
00:13:02Oh
00:13:02And of course, none of you have heard of it
00:13:04Because I just discovered it
00:13:07This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy
00:13:11The chances are a billion to one
00:13:12A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:13:15But lucky for you all
00:13:16You've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:13:20What a bunch of baloney
00:13:22I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:13:26Precisely
00:13:27You are just a scamming prostitute
00:13:30You don't compare to meet us
00:13:32Who actually studied real medicine
00:13:34I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:13:39Oh, so she went to the super circus instead
00:13:41And now she's here putting on this clown show
00:13:45Coming up with fake diseases
00:13:46Which mean nothing
00:13:48If you can't wake him up
00:13:50Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:13:53Oh my god
00:13:54If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:58I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:14:00Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly
00:14:05What is that supposed to mean?
00:14:06It means you're being schooled by me
00:14:08And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:14:13Then let's have a bet
00:14:15If you can't heal him
00:14:17We'll break your hands
00:14:20And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:14:26These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:14:30You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:14:34Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
00:14:36There's too many lives at stake
00:14:41Don't worry
00:14:42I got this
00:14:45It's a deal
00:14:47I'll save Lysander Armstrong
00:14:49No one is dying on my watch
00:14:57Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:15:04Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:15:08Homeless or not
00:15:09If you save my son
00:15:10I'll give you everything
00:15:20I'll even have Lysander
00:15:21My heir
00:15:22Marry you
00:15:23I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:15:26I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:15:31Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit
00:15:34Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
00:15:36Don't listen to her
00:15:38She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:15:43Firstly, this is called greatness
00:15:46Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:15:50You couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:15:54What?
00:15:55Did you just call me?
00:15:58There's a man's life at stake here
00:16:00And you're standing in my way
00:16:02Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:16:06Now stop getting in my way
00:16:09Or I promise you
00:16:10You will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:16:13Oh yeah?
00:16:14You want to see real pain?
00:16:15Where's the dog?
00:16:16Well put down the dog!
00:16:18With pleasure
00:16:34Left leaves the wrong breath
00:16:40You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:16:46She's been poisoned
00:16:48It was her
00:16:49Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:52Medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:16:54But in the wrong hands
00:16:56It becomes nothing but poison
00:16:58This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:17:01Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:17:03Of course
00:17:05I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:17:08If I want to save someone
00:17:09Even the Grim Reaper can't stop me
00:17:28Why is she spitting blood?
00:17:29This wasn't supposed to happen
00:17:31I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way
00:17:34Angel herbalist
00:17:35This is what I call malpractice
00:17:40This isn't fatal
00:17:41She'll live
00:17:42But she deserves a little punishment
00:17:44Well
00:17:45Where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:17:46Jacuzzi is ready?
00:17:47Right this way
00:17:48Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:17:50What the hell is going on?
00:17:52You say you want your son to live on
00:17:53To give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:56Then stop getting in my way
00:17:57Every second counts
00:18:00Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:18:05General Armstrong
00:18:06Your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:18:10Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:18:15Hold on
00:18:15You two are going in there alone?
00:18:19If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:18:22Then sure, invite everyone in
00:18:24All right
00:18:26But I warn you
00:18:27No funny business
00:18:33I don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:18:35I don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:18:39I don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:18:44I don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:18:47I don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:18:48I don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:18:49I don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:18:49I don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:18:51I don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:18:51I don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:19:12Grazie a tutti.
00:19:30You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:19:35Exactly!
00:19:36What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:19:38She could blackmail you for millions.
00:19:42That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:19:44And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.
00:19:47Held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:19:51Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:19:53We have to have faith.
00:19:55Where did you actually find this little life?
00:20:00On the streets?
00:20:02Are you shitting me?
00:20:04You found this bum on the streets?
00:20:06Are you nuts?
00:20:07You don't know her.
00:20:08You don't know her background.
00:20:09She could be a psychotic murder.
00:20:11That is it, General.
00:20:12You have to go in and stop this now.
00:20:14You're right.
00:20:15That's it.
00:20:15I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:20:17James, let's go.
00:20:18Yes, sir.
00:20:29I told you all to stay out.
00:20:36This is a critical moment for you.
00:20:38We can't be interrupted.
00:20:39Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:20:45I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:20:51I'm going to save him myself.
00:20:53No.
00:20:58You see that, General?
00:20:59This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:21:01This is witchcraft.
00:21:04I know what this is.
00:21:06This is the dark witch.
00:21:08I've heard of her.
00:21:09She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men,
00:21:14and then she eats them alive.
00:21:15I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:21:18James, get the SWAT team.
00:21:21Yes, sir.
00:21:25You regain consciousness.
00:21:37Help me.
00:21:38I just want...
00:21:43Something's wrong.
00:21:47You were drunk with an athrodisiac.
00:21:49Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:54That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:22:04Sir?
00:22:05The SWAT team is here.
00:22:07Captain Morales.
00:22:09My son is trapped behind there
00:22:11with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:22:14I need you to do whatever you can
00:22:16to tear down that door.
00:22:18Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:22:20We'll break down that door
00:22:21and bury that bitch alive.
00:22:27Bright
00:22:28rewrites the wrong.
00:22:33Human.
00:22:37Who the fuck are you?
00:22:38And why the hell are we naked?
00:22:41Good.
00:22:42You're awake.
00:22:43I'm saving you.
00:22:45Saving me?
00:22:46By bathing with me?
00:22:48Who are you?
00:22:49You're a fucking spy?
00:22:51Talk!
00:22:51I swear to God, I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:55You're the one who's trying to kiss me
00:22:57and your stripper.
00:23:00I will never.
00:23:01Oh, really?
00:23:12Oh, really?
00:23:15Look who's guilty now.
00:23:19Look, I don't know what the fuck this is,
00:23:21all right,
00:23:21but it is a biological fact.
00:23:24A man is attracted to a naked woman
00:23:28and her breasts.
00:23:29Science, okay?
00:23:30It just means that my body
00:23:31Oh, shut up.
00:23:32is physically...
00:23:35You're distracting me with your phone.
00:23:37And I'm a professional.
00:23:39I hear Lysander's voice.
00:23:41Captain, do something now.
00:23:43Ready!
00:23:48We're almost there.
00:23:51Aim!
00:23:53Get him, boys.
00:23:54Get him!
00:23:57Fire!
00:23:59Fire!
00:24:15Those diva cells.
00:24:17How is this possible?
00:24:19It's not even a scratch.
00:24:21I told you this is dark magic.
00:24:23Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:24:25No.
00:24:26I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:24:29She's not the dark witch.
00:24:30Young Master Armstrong,
00:24:32you are too easily fooled.
00:24:34This homeless psycho
00:24:35doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:24:38How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:24:40That's right.
00:24:41The Queen, Angel, and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:24:45If we can't save him, no one can.
00:24:48Except for the goddess healer.
00:24:49Think about it.
00:24:50We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:52He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:54Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:55You're right.
00:24:56This homeless girl is maybe the goddess...
00:25:01Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess...
00:25:04No!
00:25:05No!
00:25:06Absolutely not.
00:25:07There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:25:10But how could you know for sure?
00:25:12Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:25:15You're wrong, sir!
00:25:16This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:25:21It's called borderline revival.
00:25:23She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:25:27But only temporarily.
00:25:28It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:25:33That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:25:35I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can.
00:25:38To kill that antler rod bearing witch!
00:25:41My son doesn't deserve this.
00:25:43He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant!
00:25:48Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:25:50The witch doctor.
00:25:51Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:56My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:58You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:26:02I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:26:08from me.
00:26:10This is it.
00:26:12The finishing touch.
00:26:14I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:26:17So we can both survive.
00:26:37It's poison gas.
00:26:39Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:26:44Poison gas?
00:26:45My son is in there.
00:26:46You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:26:48No, don't worry, General.
00:26:50Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:53Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:56Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:59And then he can marry one of us.
00:27:01They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:27:07I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:27:10It's now or never.
00:27:23What the hell are they doing in there?
00:27:25It's been over ten minutes.
00:27:27Wait a second.
00:27:28You don't think that they're...
00:27:31You!
00:27:31You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:27:34Don't point your fingers at me!
00:27:35If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger!
00:27:39Oh my god.
00:27:40Yeah?
00:27:40She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:27:43I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:27:46Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother!
00:27:51This is taking way too long!
00:27:53Captain Morales, it's time to get out.
00:27:56The big guns.
00:27:57These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:28:01Bazooka.
00:28:02She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:28:05Crap.
00:28:05Oh my god.
00:28:06Get back, son.
00:28:08Ready.
00:28:10Aim!
00:28:10Oh, shit.
00:28:15Quit your whining and stand down.
00:28:29The parasite's been extracted.
00:28:31Shoot her dead now!
00:28:33Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:28:35I said stand down!
00:28:38Don't listen to her.
00:28:39She's a fraud.
00:28:40A termite to the field of medicine.
00:28:42I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:28:46If I'm a termite, then...
00:28:48you're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:28:51Wait a second.
00:28:52Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:54He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:55You can see for yourself.
00:28:57Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:29:00That is it!
00:29:01No more stalling, General!
00:29:03If you won't punish her, I will.
00:29:09Don't hurt her.
00:29:14He's a cure!
00:29:21His pulse is regular.
00:29:22In fact, it's never been better.
00:29:27There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:29:38Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:29:40Lysander's warm again.
00:29:42He's not cold and pale like before.
00:29:44And his heart is strong.
00:29:45Come, feel it!
00:29:48I saved my son.
00:29:50Thank you.
00:29:51Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:54Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:59I've learned my lesson.
00:30:00I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:30:05Wait, wait, no, no.
00:30:07There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than
00:30:12the queen, angel, and I.
00:30:15The goddess healer.
00:30:20Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:30:23But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look
00:30:29a day after 20.
00:30:30It doesn't matter who I am.
00:30:32What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:30:35Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:30:39Take care.
00:30:40No, wait.
00:30:41Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:30:44He's right.
00:30:45We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as
00:30:50a wife if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:53Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:57I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:31:00I...
00:31:02I'm already engaged.
00:31:05Already engaged?
00:31:07I am.
00:31:07I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years, and he's
00:31:12coming back today.
00:31:13But don't be disappointed.
00:31:15Really, I'm no one special.
00:31:17I just got lucky with your brother.
00:31:20Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:31:23But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:31:25Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:31:27Take the gold.
00:31:28No, really.
00:31:30I don't need anything.
00:31:32I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:31:38Trixie, it's your fiancée.
00:31:40He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:31:45I must go.
00:31:52Hobo close.
00:31:54Halo glow.
00:31:55I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:58It was just dumb luck.
00:32:01She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:32:03She could have been the richest woman in the world, marrying the hottest, most powerful
00:32:08bachelor around.
00:32:12I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:32:18Oh, my God.
00:32:20I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:32:25No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:32:28Lysander, our job is supposed to be mine.
00:32:32I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:32:36You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:32:39Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:32:43Wait, no, we're not brides.
00:32:45No, she's just better than us.
00:32:48Oh, my God.
00:32:52We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:55She's no average Jane.
00:32:56No, she isn't.
00:32:57She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:59But if she truly had these special skills, why did she wear that shit-stained dress and
00:33:04had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:33:06But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:33:08No normal person could have done that.
00:33:10Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:33:13I have never met a woman like that.
00:33:14I have to find her.
00:33:15I have to make her my wife.
00:33:17She won my heart over, too.
00:33:19But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:33:22All right, listen.
00:33:23I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:33:31I'm dumping Trixie.
00:33:32So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:33:39Trixie paid for this house.
00:33:41She waited for you for three years.
00:33:44She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:33:46And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:33:48One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:51So get lost.
00:33:53Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:34:02Grandma.
00:34:03Beatrice, Trixie, Amori.
00:34:06I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:34:09I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:34:13In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:34:16So sign over the house now.
00:34:22You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:34:26And I did.
00:34:27For three years while you were deployed.
00:34:30Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:34:32And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:34:36Do you have no shame?
00:34:37We were together for three years and, uh,
00:34:39it was a complete waste of my life
00:34:41when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:49That's how much you would owe me
00:34:50if I was in the rent-to-boyfriend business.
00:34:54I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:56of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:35:02Oh, yeah?
00:35:04Well, Marissa
00:35:06is so much better than you.
00:35:08She grew up even poorer than you.
00:35:11And now,
00:35:12she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:35:18And you?
00:35:20You're still nothing.
00:35:22So you think she's an upgrade?
00:35:25Of course she's an upgrade.
00:35:27Look what she, uh,
00:35:28got me for my engagement.
00:35:31Oops.
00:35:32Yeah.
00:35:33That's maybe worth one millionth
00:35:35the presidential contract I gave her.
00:35:42You gave her the presidential contract?
00:35:44I certainly did.
00:35:45In fact,
00:35:47Marissa,
00:35:48you and your dimwit brother
00:35:50only have everything you have
00:35:52all thanks to me.
00:35:57Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:59That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:36:02You two
00:36:03are the ungrateful,
00:36:05cheating scum here.
00:36:06My granddaughter
00:36:07supported you
00:36:09and your entire family
00:36:10for three years
00:36:11while you were gone.
00:36:13How dare you insult her?
00:36:15It's okay, Grandma.
00:36:17Let's not stoop to that level.
00:36:20Poor Edna.
00:36:20She still doesn't know
00:36:21what you're doing
00:36:22out there on the streets, huh?
00:36:24What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:36:26Show her, Bob.
00:36:32This is how embarrassingly useless
00:36:34your granddaughter is.
00:36:35She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:36:37She was begging on the street for money.
00:36:40I can't be caught
00:36:42with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:36:44Even if you got no game,
00:36:45I got street credit I got out of keep.
00:36:47You dig?
00:36:48The word you're looking for is
00:36:49dignity.
00:36:50And you're one to speak,
00:36:52cheater.
00:36:54Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:59I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:37:02I want to see how regular,
00:37:03everyday people live
00:37:04so that I can help them.
00:37:07Of course,
00:37:08those without substance underneath
00:37:09would never understand that.
00:37:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:37:13It means
00:37:13the new girlfriend you think
00:37:15is an upgrade
00:37:15is actually a downgrade.
00:37:21enough bullshitting already.
00:37:22Just sign the damn papers
00:37:23and we can each get on
00:37:24with our lives.
00:37:38at your wedding, I will.
00:37:41If you won't do good by me
00:37:43of breaking things off
00:37:44before two-timing me
00:37:45with my best friend,
00:37:47why should I do good by you?
00:37:48I'll give you my John Hancock
00:37:50at your wedding
00:37:51as a charity
00:37:53to you.
00:37:54fucking bitch!
00:37:55You better keep your word.
00:37:57Oh, that's rich.
00:37:59After tomorrow,
00:38:00you will never feel
00:38:00so rich ever again.
00:38:02Do remember that.
00:38:09Trixie,
00:38:10Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:38:13They'll destroy you
00:38:14if you show
00:38:14even so much as a hair
00:38:16at their wedding.
00:38:17Grandma,
00:38:18I have to confess
00:38:19something to you.
00:38:20I've secretly amassed
00:38:22a fortune worth trillions.
00:38:24Trillions?
00:38:26That would make you
00:38:28the richest person
00:38:29on the planet.
00:38:31It's because of
00:38:31the healing hands
00:38:32I inherited from Asseplius,
00:38:34the god of healing.
00:38:36I've saved several world leaders
00:38:38with these hands.
00:38:39That's how I was able
00:38:40to give Marissa
00:38:41the presidential contract
00:38:43and become
00:38:43the goddess healer.
00:38:44It makes me angrier
00:38:46hearing her name
00:38:47knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:49But please,
00:38:50Trixie dear,
00:38:51I know it was
00:38:52to broken your heart,
00:38:54but embellishing
00:38:55your worth
00:38:56and who you are,
00:38:57it will only delay
00:38:59the healing process.
00:39:00You don't have to
00:39:01believe me just yet.
00:39:03After we lost mom and dad
00:39:04because we didn't have
00:39:05the money
00:39:05for their medical pills,
00:39:07I vowed
00:39:08that I would do
00:39:09everything I can
00:39:10to serve those in need.
00:39:12That's why I'm
00:39:13taking everything
00:39:13back from Butch
00:39:14and I'm giving it
00:39:15back to Charity.
00:39:16You've always
00:39:16had an angel's heart.
00:39:18I'm certain
00:39:19you will meet someone
00:39:20who will treat you right,
00:39:22who actually deserves you.
00:39:24You will see tomorrow,
00:39:26Grandma.
00:39:27Oh, yeah.
00:39:33You said Trixie's
00:39:34crushing your wedding.
00:39:36She was bullying us too,
00:39:37Sasa.
00:39:38She's probably
00:39:39trying to extort you
00:39:40now that she knows
00:39:41you're rich as fuck.
00:39:43When nobody steps on Snake,
00:39:45Snake bites back hard.
00:39:47So let her come
00:39:48and embarrass herself.
00:39:49Yeah.
00:39:50You mean
00:39:53we broadcast
00:39:55that video of you?
00:39:58Yes.
00:39:59Her cavewoman
00:40:00stick the 19th century
00:40:01tin can.
00:40:02She'll prop me up
00:40:03higher on my pedestal
00:40:04and the whole world
00:40:05sees her in her
00:40:05homeless mess
00:40:06against my
00:40:07presidential glow up.
00:40:09Let's turn this party
00:40:10into her funeral.
00:40:18There he is.
00:40:20Welcome home, brother.
00:40:22Welcome home, General!
00:40:26Sir,
00:40:27the homeless woman
00:40:28who saved you,
00:40:28Miss Trixie,
00:40:29this is the file
00:40:30of her ex,
00:40:31Butch Tanner.
00:40:31He served with your
00:40:32regiment in the Marines.
00:40:33You mean the Butch Tanner
00:40:34that can barely carry supplies?
00:40:36Well, she's been providing
00:40:37for him and his entire family
00:40:38while he's been deployed
00:40:39overseas, sir.
00:40:40So she waited for him
00:40:41for years
00:40:42and then he betrayed her?
00:40:43Fucking coward.
00:40:44According to intel,
00:40:45she's planning to bring it
00:40:46down on them
00:40:46at their wedding.
00:40:48Then we should join her.
00:40:49Men,
00:40:50I'm only alive today
00:40:51because of that
00:40:52virtuous woman
00:40:53and her incredible power
00:40:54that saved my life.
00:40:55So she needs our support.
00:40:57Will you join me
00:40:57in protecting her?
00:40:58Yes, sir!
00:40:59We will allow our lives
00:41:00to protect her, sir!
00:41:02Then let's roll.
00:41:18Welcome, everyone,
00:41:19to my wedding.
00:41:20Today is a very special day
00:41:22for me and Butch.
00:41:22Not only are we getting married,
00:41:24but in just one hour,
00:41:25my company will be receiving
00:41:26the presidential contract
00:41:27allowing my biomedical company
00:41:29to go public.
00:41:31Thank you.
00:41:32Thank you.
00:41:34Thank you.
00:41:34Thank you.
00:41:35Congratulations on the contract
00:41:36once again, Mrs.
00:42:00It's an honor.
00:42:02That's why Sasa
00:42:03is the best wife
00:42:04a man could ever dream of.
00:42:07We will make sure
00:42:08the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:42:10Let the wedding begin!
00:42:13Not so fast.
00:42:15The party doesn't start
00:42:16until I say it does.
00:42:39You two really are
00:42:40a match made in hell.
00:42:42So I've come to save
00:42:43your guests
00:42:43from this oncoming train wreck.
00:42:45I don't recognize it
00:42:46from any of our elite circles.
00:42:48Who is she?
00:42:48Uh, this is our
00:42:50entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:52Just watch.
00:42:55Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:57This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:58You lost.
00:42:59I bet she's here
00:43:00to bum a meal off us.
00:43:01You know,
00:43:02being this poor.
00:43:05Me,
00:43:06but my meal.
00:43:07Have you forgotten
00:43:08that it was I
00:43:08who bankrolled you two
00:43:09for the last three years?
00:43:10And what evidence
00:43:11do you have of that?
00:43:13Look at me,
00:43:13then go look at yourself
00:43:14in the mirror.
00:43:15I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:43:17Even the first woman president
00:43:19will be here any second
00:43:20now to congratulate me.
00:43:21And you're nothing
00:43:22but a washed up sewer rat.
00:43:24Sasa,
00:43:25she's like so obsessed with me.
00:43:27She won't wash up.
00:43:29See, everyone?
00:43:30Butch already cut ties
00:43:32with his ex,
00:43:32but she's so shameless
00:43:34and desperate
00:43:35that she'd still show up
00:43:36to my wedding
00:43:37to suck up to me.
00:43:38This is what poor,
00:43:40sad girls do.
00:43:41They beg for scraps
00:43:43from us,
00:43:44the rich and glorious.
00:43:46Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:47You might feel
00:43:48all high and mighty now,
00:43:49but don't bite the hand
00:43:50that feeds you.
00:43:51Especially when I'm the one
00:43:53who's giving you the contract.
00:43:59You giving me the contract?
00:44:02You have no skills,
00:44:03no education,
00:44:04no connection,
00:44:05so how could you possibly
00:44:06have a pool
00:44:07to get the U.S. fucking president
00:44:09to give me
00:44:10a billion dollar contract?
00:44:12We both share
00:44:13humble beginnings, Marissa,
00:44:14and I saw potential in you.
00:44:16Even trusted you
00:44:17as my best friend.
00:44:18but I recognize now
00:44:20that greed has poisoned you.
00:44:22Don't be all sore now
00:44:23just because I stole your man.
00:44:25This is what us rich girls do.
00:44:27They steal from lame spinsters
00:44:29for fun.
00:44:31Damn right.
00:44:32You were too embarrassing for me.
00:44:35Sasa tramples you any day.
00:44:37I can say that now
00:44:38that I'm marrying the rich.
00:44:40Bravo.
00:44:41Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:44:43Quick, somebody put that
00:44:44on a memoir.
00:44:45Sasa, she's embarrassing me
00:44:46in front of everyone.
00:44:46you should make her stop.
00:44:48Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:49She's the gold digging,
00:44:51blood sucking leech.
00:44:52I don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:54and you're already
00:44:55embarrassing yourself
00:44:55in front of everyone
00:44:56for me, butch.
00:44:58You may look and sound
00:44:59like a man,
00:45:00but you're nothing
00:45:01but a pathetic coward.
00:45:03Okay, enough!
00:45:04You know what I always
00:45:04couldn't stand about you?
00:45:06Your moral posturing.
00:45:08But guess what?
00:45:09Morals are just lies
00:45:11to make you lame girls
00:45:12feel better about yourselves.
00:45:13That's why no man
00:45:14will choose you
00:45:15over Marissa Trixie.
00:45:16Because I've got
00:45:17the material goods
00:45:19and you're just
00:45:19all empty talk.
00:45:20I'm not here
00:45:21to request to be chosen
00:45:23because I'm the one
00:45:24who's doing the choosing.
00:45:26See this?
00:45:38Oh my god.
00:45:40Is that the billion dollar
00:45:41contract or something?
00:45:45The one that's supposed
00:45:46to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:47No, absolutely not.
00:45:49I don't believe it.
00:45:51You all sound so scared already.
00:45:53Don't worry.
00:45:54This isn't that contract.
00:45:56It's the lease
00:45:57to the modest home
00:45:58you try to swindle from me.
00:46:02See everyone?
00:46:03She's just trying to bluff us.
00:46:05But you don't even have
00:46:06the guts to go all the way.
00:46:07Look at her following orders.
00:46:08I asked her to sign over
00:46:10the lease and here she is.
00:46:11Like a good little
00:46:13peasant slave.
00:46:14That house is where
00:46:15all her life savings.
00:46:19You want to, I don't know,
00:46:21beg for a little treat
00:46:22while you're at it?
00:46:33You must understand me.
00:46:35I'm here to take back
00:46:36everything I've ever given you.
00:46:38And I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:46Bro, she's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:48She thinks that just because
00:46:49she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:51she can pretend to be
00:46:52a deep pocket-invested baddie.
00:46:53You wish you had that kind of money
00:46:55to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:57It's just a drop
00:46:57in the bucket for me.
00:46:59I know what this is.
00:47:01You've gone delusional.
00:47:02And you think you're Cinderella
00:47:04so you can just show up
00:47:05to a fancy party
00:47:06and some Prince Charming
00:47:07will scoop you
00:47:08into money forever?
00:47:09Well, that's not happening.
00:47:11Security, lock the doors.
00:47:12This woman doesn't leave
00:47:13until we're through with her.
00:47:18This is where your dreams
00:47:19will die, bitch.
00:47:23We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:47:25She's being cornered
00:47:26by her ex and his mistress
00:47:27at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:47:28Butch Tanner.
00:47:29Well, he's gonna wish
00:47:30he died in battle
00:47:31after I'm done with him.
00:47:32Let's go.
00:47:36You think a few toy guns
00:47:38scare me, Marissa?
00:47:39I've saved plenty of people
00:47:41for much worse.
00:47:42Including your head of command,
00:47:44Butch.
00:47:45General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:47You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:50He's been in a coma for years
00:47:52after he saved the nation
00:47:53from a terrorist attack.
00:47:54You're an unskilled,
00:47:56unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:58So how could you possibly
00:47:59have this magical ability
00:48:00to heal someone
00:48:02like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:48:04No one here
00:48:04is gonna believe you.
00:48:05If you really cured
00:48:06the incurable general,
00:48:07then Sasa is the fucking
00:48:09Virgin Mary.
00:48:10And she's not.
00:48:11You're just asking
00:48:12to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:48:14Show them, Butch.
00:48:21See for yourselves, everyone.
00:48:23Trixie's just a
00:48:25freeloading beggar.
00:48:28She won't leave me
00:48:29and Marissa alone
00:48:30because we're rich
00:48:31as fuck now.
00:48:33I'm a major in the Marines.
00:48:35Sasa, she has
00:48:36a billion-dollar
00:48:37biomedical contract
00:48:39with the military.
00:48:41Approved by the first
00:48:42female president
00:48:43of the United States
00:48:44herself, bitch.
00:48:45How despicable.
00:48:46She's just trying
00:48:47to leech off you
00:48:48like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:50Get out of here.
00:48:51No one wants to marry you.
00:48:52No free meals for the poor.
00:48:54Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:57This is high society.
00:48:59So you're either born
00:49:00on a silver spoon
00:49:01or you're as accomplished
00:49:02as me to be here.
00:49:03Maybe if you do
00:49:04some serious dick-sucking here,
00:49:07maybe someone will drop
00:49:08a couple bucks
00:49:09in your tin can.
00:49:12I already have everything
00:49:13one can dream of.
00:49:14But I valued our friendship,
00:49:16Marissa, which is why
00:49:17I came here to give you
00:49:18a second chance.
00:49:19To see if you'd apologize
00:49:20and admit to your backstabbing.
00:49:22But no.
00:49:23You stooped so low,
00:49:25it disgusts me.
00:49:27Nothing is more disgusting
00:49:28than you standing
00:49:29on street corners
00:49:30like a bum.
00:49:31And who knows
00:49:32if you've already started
00:49:33offering sexual services.
00:49:36Well, then.
00:49:38Why don't you get on your knees
00:49:39for me, Trixie?
00:49:40My brother
00:49:41will never take you back.
00:49:43No man will marry
00:49:44an embarrassment like you.
00:49:46But make me happy?
00:49:48And I might consider
00:49:49making you my
00:49:49personal prostitute.
00:50:01How dare you
00:50:02hit my brother?
00:50:03I'm never letting you
00:50:04leave here alive.
00:50:06That's awesome.
00:50:07Do something.
00:50:08Don't worry, my dear.
00:50:10After I'm done with you,
00:50:11Trixie, not even
00:50:12the goddess of healing
00:50:13will be able to save you.
00:50:15Oh.
00:50:16Is that so?
00:50:18Security!
00:50:20Get down on your knees
00:50:22and give Bob
00:50:23one hell of a blowjob
00:50:24in front of everybody here
00:50:26or I'll pop
00:50:27so many holes in you
00:50:28the men here
00:50:29won't know
00:50:29which one to fuck.
00:50:30I don't need to be
00:50:31the goddess of anything
00:50:32to punish you.
00:50:33Any of the powerful
00:50:34leaders I've saved
00:50:35before could crush you
00:50:36before you even
00:50:37touch me.
00:50:38Dream on!
00:50:40You wish
00:50:41General Licender
00:50:42scooped you off
00:50:42your feet
00:50:43but you weren't
00:50:43good enough for me.
00:50:44You're definitely
00:50:45not good enough for him.
00:50:46Enough!
00:50:47You're souring my party
00:50:49so you either
00:50:50get the fuck out
00:50:51or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:50:54On the count of three!
00:50:55I think I quite like it here.
00:50:57Two!
00:51:08Mmm.
00:51:09This wine is so delicious.
00:51:12One!
00:51:13Shoot!
00:51:16Nobody is laying a hand
00:51:18on my future wife.
00:51:25It's...
00:51:29It's...
00:51:35It's...
00:51:35Who the hell is this?
00:51:41I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:42Did they hurt you?
00:51:44No.
00:51:45I'm fine.
00:51:46But, um...
00:51:47When did I become
00:51:48your future wife?
00:51:50You saved me,
00:51:52Trixie.
00:51:53Remember?
00:51:53I'm a man of my word.
00:51:55They're never gonna hurt you
00:51:56ever again.
00:51:57Really,
00:51:58it was nothing.
00:51:59I saved you
00:52:00because you're a good man.
00:52:02Not because I want you
00:52:03to owe me any favors.
00:52:10I see what this is.
00:52:11You're the one
00:52:12who cheated on me,
00:52:13Trixie.
00:52:13Look at you guys
00:52:14all lovey-dove.
00:52:16Don't try to pin this on her.
00:52:17She waited for you
00:52:18for three years.
00:52:18This is the kind of woman
00:52:20of virtue
00:52:20that a man would die for.
00:52:22You, virtue?
00:52:24Don't make me laugh.
00:52:26She's probably out there
00:52:27giving blowjobs for cash.
00:52:28No man
00:52:30with a hundred-foot pole
00:52:31would want to touch her.
00:52:33She should be happy
00:52:34Bob was willing
00:52:34to give her some.
00:52:39I see her in the Marines.
00:52:43I'm a major.
00:52:44You know,
00:52:45look, man,
00:52:46I know Trixie
00:52:46is like a,
00:52:47I don't know,
00:52:48a seven
00:52:49now that she's
00:52:49all cleaned up,
00:52:50but don't waste
00:52:51your manhood
00:52:51on a whiny,
00:52:53worthless woman
00:52:54like that.
00:52:55Ow!
00:52:56Ow!
00:52:57Ow!
00:52:57Ah!
00:53:00A real man
00:53:02never talks
00:53:02about a woman
00:53:03that way.
00:53:04You're a coward.
00:53:14We don't need
00:53:15to fight fire
00:53:15with fire
00:53:16to deal
00:53:16with the likes
00:53:17of them.
00:53:19You're very gracious,
00:53:20Trixie,
00:53:20you know that?
00:53:23You're only getting
00:53:24off with it
00:53:24because she's so kind,
00:53:25so you're going
00:53:26to do me the favor
00:53:26of never coming
00:53:27near her again.
00:53:28You understand?
00:53:28You want to fuck
00:53:29with me,
00:53:30little dipshit?
00:53:30I'm a fucking major.
00:53:32You're probably
00:53:33lowest rank
00:53:33of the military grunts.
00:53:35I'll,
00:53:35I'll destroy you.
00:53:37Do you really
00:53:37not know who this is,
00:53:38Butch?
00:53:39I thought you were
00:53:40in the Marines.
00:53:41What have you been
00:53:42doing this whole time
00:53:42if you don't know
00:53:43who this war hero is?
00:53:45He was just
00:53:46a supply boy.
00:53:49War hero?
00:53:51Is this all part
00:53:52of your plan,
00:53:53Trixie?
00:53:54Poor girl.
00:53:55Did you sell
00:53:56your house
00:53:56to hire this actor
00:53:57so you can feel
00:53:58better about yourself?
00:53:59A woman's worth
00:54:00is tied to the man
00:54:01she marries.
00:54:02Trixie is worthless
00:54:03because that guy
00:54:04looks like a cowboy.
00:54:08A bum girl
00:54:09and a pimp.
00:54:10What a pair.
00:54:12Seems like
00:54:13they don't know
00:54:13who you are
00:54:14since you've been
00:54:14out of action
00:54:15for so long.
00:54:16Maybe we should try
00:54:17to face them off
00:54:17some more.
00:54:18Don't you think?
00:54:20Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:54:29What is all this?
00:54:30Trixie, listen.
00:54:31I know that you
00:54:31didn't ask for anything
00:54:33after you saved my life.
00:54:35But I know
00:54:36that we shared a moment.
00:54:40I'm not the kind of man
00:54:41to get close to a woman
00:54:42and then just disappear.
00:54:43It's not in my nature.
00:54:46I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:48Listen, Trixie.
00:54:50I have never
00:54:51met a woman
00:54:54like you.
00:54:55So incredible
00:54:56and kind
00:54:57and beautiful.
00:54:58So I know
00:54:59that you're the one
00:55:01for me.
00:55:03This guy's either nuts
00:55:04or a really
00:55:05really good actor.
00:55:08Oscar worthy.
00:55:09Oscar worthy.
00:55:10No.
00:55:11first gift.
00:55:17Trixie, I know
00:55:18that you just
00:55:19lost your home.
00:55:19So I'm gifting you
00:55:21with your own
00:55:22new mansion.
00:55:23Worth $500 million
00:55:24previously owned
00:55:26by Jennifer Aniston.
00:55:29Second gift.
00:55:32This contains
00:55:33all the rights
00:55:34to my entire fortune
00:55:37which is now yours.
00:55:38Entire fortune
00:55:39from a cowboy actor?
00:55:41It must be pennies.
00:55:42They already spent
00:55:43their entire life savings
00:55:44on this clown show.
00:55:45They've got nothing left.
00:55:46Lysander,
00:55:47I really don't care
00:55:48for any of us.
00:55:49No, look.
00:55:50I know.
00:55:51I know that you are
00:55:52the farthest thing
00:55:53from a material woman.
00:55:54Okay?
00:55:55Which is exactly why
00:55:56my third gift
00:55:57is, um,
00:56:00well.
00:56:15Cleo!
00:56:16Hey!
00:56:17Oh my god.
00:56:20You found my dog.
00:56:24Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:56:26but with you
00:56:27it's so much more.
00:56:29Trixie Amore.
00:56:33Will you marry me?
00:56:36You know I can't say
00:56:38no to this doggo.
00:56:42Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:45Thank you.
00:57:00Go, go, power couple.
00:57:02Woo!
00:57:03Ha ha!
00:57:04Okay, stop.
00:57:05The only power couple
00:57:06here is Butch and I.
00:57:09Let's remind everyone
00:57:10how worthless Trixie is.
00:57:13No man
00:57:14in their right mind
00:57:16would marry
00:57:17that embarrassing
00:57:17sack of scraps.
00:57:18Hey.
00:57:19I don't care
00:57:20if she's homeless or not
00:57:21but I'm making
00:57:22this woman my wife
00:57:23which means
00:57:24that she will be treated
00:57:25as and cherished
00:57:26as the most
00:57:27precious woman on earth.
00:57:29Understand?
00:57:33You still don't realize
00:57:35that my brother
00:57:36is the most powerful
00:57:37man on earth.
00:57:38This is General
00:57:39Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:47As if
00:57:49like the almighty
00:57:50General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:52would propose
00:57:52to a homeless prostitute
00:57:54like Trixie.
00:57:55Yes, the Armstrong family
00:57:56basically controlled
00:57:57the global stock market.
00:57:58Lysander Armstrong
00:57:59would sooner marry
00:58:00the Princess of England
00:58:01than someone
00:58:01from the lowest rank
00:58:03of society.
00:58:04I bet my life
00:58:05you're all just
00:58:06actors.
00:58:07Then you better
00:58:08enjoy your last breath.
00:58:09Come on, Lysander.
00:58:10What are we waiting for?
00:58:11Let's show them
00:58:11what we can do
00:58:11and get revenge
00:58:12for Trixie.
00:58:13What can a bunch
00:58:13of piss poor people
00:58:14do to us,
00:58:15the elites?
00:58:16Infect us with
00:58:17your poor people
00:58:17bad luck?
00:58:19She wishes
00:58:19she could blame
00:58:20her low status
00:58:21on bad luck.
00:58:22Truth is,
00:58:23she's just a useless
00:58:24lazy bitchin' bum.
00:58:26She's utterly
00:58:28unmarriable.
00:58:30I can dispose of them
00:58:32in other means
00:58:33if you don't prefer violence.
00:58:34I'd handle them myself
00:58:36but
00:58:38I'll let you do
00:58:39all the heavy lifting.
00:58:41Go ahead,
00:58:41Lysander.
00:58:49Yes,
00:58:49hello,
00:58:49this is Lysander.
00:58:50Please
00:58:51bankrupt
00:58:51Marissa Wickham
00:58:52for me.
00:58:54Oh my gosh,
00:58:55I'm so scared!
00:58:57Anyone these days
00:58:58could call anyone
00:58:59and pretend
00:58:59to be on the phone.
00:59:06Uh, hello?
00:59:08Yes!
00:59:11What?
00:59:16I'm a fake rat!
00:59:26Are you sure
00:59:27that was the call,
00:59:28Sasa?
00:59:29That was a real call?
00:59:30People don't just
00:59:31suddenly go bankrupt
00:59:32like that.
00:59:32My company's dead!
00:59:33It evaporated!
00:59:35It's a thin air!
00:59:39And that's impossible!
00:59:41Who are you?
00:59:42What did you do?
00:59:44Secretary Cho,
00:59:46you said you're
00:59:46the Secretary of Health,
00:59:47right?
00:59:47And you yourself
00:59:48said that the Armstrong
00:59:49family owns
00:59:50the entire global stock market.
00:59:51Could that be
00:59:52how they bankrupted
00:59:53Miss Wickham?
00:59:55Then that means...
00:59:57you're
00:59:58really Lysander Armstrong,
01:00:01the richest
01:00:02and most powerful man
01:00:03in the country.
01:00:05Trixie's marrying
01:00:05the famed war hero,
01:00:08the man every girl
01:00:09wants and every man
01:00:10wants to be.
01:00:12Now you believe me?
01:00:13Those who do bad
01:00:14will always end up
01:00:15losing everything.
01:00:16No, there's got to be
01:00:18some trick to this.
01:00:19You guys are just
01:00:19bums trying to extort
01:00:21money from us.
01:00:22Sasa, Sasa,
01:00:24please, please.
01:00:25Please.
01:00:30I know why
01:00:32you're all over, Trixie.
01:00:33Because you've been
01:00:33in the military
01:00:34for so long,
01:00:35you don't know
01:00:35what a real woman
01:00:36can do for you.
01:00:37Let me take you
01:00:38to my wedding chamber
01:00:39and I'll show you
01:00:40a good time.
01:00:43Do you have
01:00:44your hands for me
01:00:45or I'll have them
01:00:46removed for you?
01:00:51I would never
01:00:52be interested
01:00:52in a woman
01:00:53who's as vile
01:00:54and cruel
01:00:55and wicked
01:00:56as you are.
01:00:57Guess the cheater
01:00:58gets cheated on
01:00:59eventually.
01:01:01Sasa was just
01:01:02trying to save
01:01:03the company.
01:01:04I don't blame her
01:01:05at all.
01:01:05Your double standards
01:01:06are incredible.
01:01:07Okay, you don't
01:01:08want me.
01:01:09Fine.
01:01:10But there's plenty
01:01:11of other efficiency.
01:01:12I can give you
01:01:13a room full of
01:01:14pageant winners
01:01:14at 18 years old.
01:01:16Rush for the taking.
01:01:24I did that so you
01:01:25wouldn't have to,
01:01:26Mr. Exene.
01:01:27Thank you, Devin.
01:01:29Marissa,
01:01:30not only have you
01:01:31backstabbed me,
01:01:33your best friend,
01:01:34by stealing my fiance,
01:01:36but now you'd sell
01:01:37out other innocent
01:01:38girls just to get
01:01:39your company back?
01:01:40You're an insult
01:01:41to all good women
01:01:41out there.
01:01:42No, to all of humanity.
01:01:43So now,
01:01:45everything that I've
01:01:45ever given you to,
01:01:47I'm taking it all back.
01:01:51Wait, everyone,
01:01:52stop.
01:01:55They're imposters.
01:02:00I just got off
01:02:01the phone with the
01:02:01president and she said
01:02:02your contract is not
01:02:03getting cancelled
01:02:04because it was assigned
01:02:05by the goddess healer
01:02:06herself.
01:02:07So we won't
01:02:08go bankrupt?
01:02:09The goddess healer?
01:02:10You mean the eccentric
01:02:12and highly elusive sage
01:02:13in the field of medicine
01:02:14approved of my
01:02:15biomedical products?
01:02:17Yes, that's the
01:02:18highest honor anyone
01:02:19can have in the field
01:02:20of health and medicine.
01:02:21The goddess healer's
01:02:22motto is,
01:02:23the right rewrites
01:02:24the wrong,
01:02:25the left leave
01:02:26the wrong bereft.
01:02:28That means she's
01:02:29rewarding me.
01:02:30The president would
01:02:31never let your company
01:02:32go bankrupt.
01:02:33In fact,
01:02:34she's on her way
01:02:35now.
01:02:37So you're telling me
01:02:38this dashingly
01:02:40handsome motherfucker
01:02:41over here
01:02:41isn't Lysander
01:02:43Armstrong?
01:02:44Who the fuck
01:02:44cares who he is?
01:02:45If the president
01:02:46and the goddess healer
01:02:47approves of my
01:02:48products,
01:02:49who cares about
01:02:49this washed up
01:02:50war hero?
01:02:50We can break his
01:02:51legs, break his
01:02:52arms, no one
01:02:53would even bat an
01:02:53eye.
01:02:54She even gave us
01:02:55explicit permission
01:02:56to call upon
01:02:56secret services.
01:02:58FBI!
01:02:59FBI!
01:03:01You're under arrest
01:03:02for fraudulent claims
01:03:03and identity theft.
01:03:06Gotcha.
01:03:10Guess I still get
01:03:12the last laugh,
01:03:12Trixie.
01:03:13No, don't arrest
01:03:14her!
01:03:15Trixie is a good
01:03:16person.
01:03:17Please, officer,
01:03:18don't arrest her!
01:03:19Grandma, Mr. Rogers,
01:03:21Mrs. Williams,
01:03:22what are you all
01:03:23doing here?
01:03:23The neighbors heard
01:03:24about the breakup
01:03:25between you and
01:03:25Butch.
01:03:26We were worried,
01:03:27so we came here
01:03:28to back you up.
01:03:30Listen, officer,
01:03:31I can attest that
01:03:32Trixie Amoria
01:03:33is a good neighbor.
01:03:34She's very kind
01:03:35hearted and would
01:03:36never break the law.
01:03:37Yes, and one time
01:03:38when my daughter
01:03:39needed university
01:03:40tuition, Trixie gave
01:03:41her everything she
01:03:42had just to help
01:03:43her out.
01:03:44She also paid for
01:03:45my recent heart
01:03:46surgery as well.
01:03:47My fiance really
01:03:49is an incredible
01:03:49woman.
01:03:50She's an angel
01:03:51descended from
01:03:53heaven.
01:03:57You must be the
01:03:58criminal pretending
01:03:59to be General
01:03:59Lysander Armstrong.
01:04:01My brother is not
01:04:02a criminal.
01:04:03He's a war hero
01:04:04who single-handedly
01:04:05saved this country
01:04:06from a terrorist
01:04:06attack.
01:04:07Without him,
01:04:08this whole country
01:04:08would have been
01:04:09bombed to ash.
01:04:10And that's why
01:04:11his choice to crime
01:04:12is stealing his
01:04:13identity.
01:04:14General Lysander
01:04:15Armstrong only fell
01:04:16into a coma because
01:04:17of the fight with
01:04:17the terrorist.
01:04:18And we've received
01:04:19no word that he's
01:04:19woken up yet,
01:04:20so this must be
01:04:21an imposter.
01:04:23I can tell that
01:04:24this whole dilemma
01:04:25with my identity
01:04:25is causing you
01:04:26a lot of trouble.
01:04:27I promise I'll get
01:04:28it resolved and we
01:04:29can focus on taking
01:04:30down your scumbag
01:04:31ex.
01:04:33If you want to
01:04:34arrest me, fine.
01:04:36But don't fuck
01:04:36with my fiancée.
01:04:38You don't get to
01:04:38decide, punk.
01:04:39Let's go!
01:05:02Get him!
01:05:03If you can.
01:05:05If you can.
01:05:07I've got you.
01:05:13Yeah.
01:05:16Ah!
01:05:18Ah!
01:05:20Ah!
01:05:24Ah!
01:05:27Ah!
01:05:28Ah!
01:05:29Oh!
01:05:30Ah!
01:05:32Ah!
01:05:33Ah!
01:05:34Oh!
01:05:35Ah!
01:05:55Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:06:06Legend is written all over you, Icelander.
01:06:10Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:06:16Wow, your new fiancé?
01:06:18He's so manly.
01:06:20Much better than your last one.
01:06:22I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:06:25It's Butch's loss.
01:06:26Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:30She's like a shining star in the sky,
01:06:32and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:35Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:37I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:40Drown out the poor!
01:06:41Drown out the poor!
01:06:43Drown out the poor!
01:06:44Drown out the poor!
01:06:46Drown out the poor!
01:06:47Drown out the poor!
01:06:48See, Trixie?
01:06:49You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:52You can't compete against me,
01:06:54even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:56We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:58So you're using defenseless lives as your shield,
01:07:01because you know we won't hurt them.
01:07:03Let them eat, Kate!
01:07:14You can't shoot all of them.
01:07:16Grab what you can, fam.
01:07:17Attack!
01:07:35You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:43What the fuck was that?
01:07:44I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:46I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:56Damn it!
01:07:57Damn it!
01:07:57Damn it!
01:07:58Damn it!
01:07:59You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:08:02That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:08:04Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:08:06We're quartered.
01:08:07I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:08:10Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:08:13I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:08:16They will be punished.
01:08:20Now hold still for me.
01:08:24Wright rewrites the world.
01:08:36Holy fuck!
01:08:37Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:39By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:41Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:45I'm all better now.
01:08:47Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:49See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:52No.
01:08:53Please.
01:08:53I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:55Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:57Sure.
01:08:59You hear that?
01:09:00She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:09:02She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:09:05While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:09:10Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent, too.
01:09:15I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:09:17And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:09:20God?
01:09:21Wrong.
01:09:23But you're close.
01:09:25Bullshit.
01:09:26I'm going to show you how the elite can travel on you little lives.
01:09:30You want to cross the line so bad?
01:09:33Then let's see you try.
01:09:34Charge!
01:09:43The hell is this?
01:09:45This is the line between life and death.
01:09:49Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:52I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:57You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:59What if it's a trap?
01:10:00That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:10:02We ain't afraid of her.
01:10:03She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:10:06Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:10:09I will.
01:10:13Left leaves the wrong left.
01:10:22I'm fine.
01:10:24Nothing happened.
01:10:25You'll see soon enough.
01:10:26Oh, please.
01:10:27I really want to die.
01:10:29And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:31I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:34Whoops.
01:10:34Just crossed it again.
01:10:36Whoops.
01:10:37And again.
01:10:38Nothing's happening.
01:10:49No!
01:10:51No!
01:10:51No!
01:10:52Hey!
01:10:53What did you do to my brother?
01:10:55I didn't do anything.
01:10:56Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:59I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:11:01If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:11:05Come on.
01:11:06Major.
01:11:07Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:11:08How was he able to cross the line?
01:11:11See?
01:11:11This must be an illusion.
01:11:16Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:11:18Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:28You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:29You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:30Oh, please.
01:11:32You hurt us first.
01:11:34At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:37But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:41Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:45You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:49You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:54When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:59Don't touch my wife.
01:12:03And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:12:08You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:12:10But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:12:15That you're nothing but an ugly phony, and I'm the queen of everything.
01:12:18Oh, really?
01:12:19Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:12:23You've got nothing on me.
01:12:28Yes.
01:12:29Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:35Goddess!
01:12:36Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:39Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:44Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:49Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:53God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:56I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:59You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:13:01A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:13:04Miss Wickham is correct.
01:13:06I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:13:08Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:13:12You hear that, everyone?
01:13:13There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:13:19She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:25No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:28Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:33Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:42Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:47and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:52Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:56I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:59You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:14:05Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:14:09It ain't working. You can't just fake the...
01:14:14Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:14:19Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:25And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:33No. Trixie, look. I believe you. You saved me. Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:41No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:44We'll riot against you now.
01:14:47Tear her apart!
01:14:48Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:51Tear her apart!
01:14:53Tear her apart!
01:14:55Tear her apart!
01:15:12Tear her apart!
01:15:17Tear her apart!
01:15:18Tear her apart!
01:15:19Tear her apart!
01:15:21Tear her apart!
01:15:22Tear her apart!
01:15:23Tear her apart!
01:15:23Tear her apart!
01:15:25Tear her apart!
01:15:26Tear her apart!
01:15:26Ok?
01:15:28Right?
01:15:28Secretary Cho?
01:15:29This actor Trixie Hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:35But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:39Yes.
01:15:39We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:41What I mean is...
01:15:44You're the war hero.
01:15:45General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:48And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:50The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell.
01:15:54And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:58He is the general.
01:16:01Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:16:03Did you hear that?
01:16:04Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:16:08So what if Trixie picked up some washed up war hero?
01:16:11We got the VP and the president.
01:16:14On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:16:19I told you.
01:16:20Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:16:22This is treason.
01:16:23Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:31Hurry!
01:16:31The goddess healer needs us.
01:16:35You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:38My brother is a war hero.
01:16:40He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:42He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:44If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:45Enough!
01:16:46You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:50Not just your brother.
01:16:52Yeah.
01:16:53It's okay.
01:16:55Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:58I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.
01:17:03And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:06I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:17:11I truly saved a good man.
01:17:18I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.
01:17:22And what can you do about it?
01:17:23Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:26My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:31Let's try it out on them.
01:17:34Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:35There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:37Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:40Despicable!
01:17:40What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:46Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:50Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:54Oh!
01:18:04Shoot!
01:18:05Wait, that's the President.
01:18:18No!
01:18:19Hey, idiots!
01:18:21What's up?
01:18:23Oh!
01:18:27Oh my gosh!
01:18:28I'm so sorry, Madam President!
01:18:31That was...
01:18:32They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:35What is this?
01:18:37Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:41This is a war crime.
01:18:42These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:45You're the uncivilized buffoon!
01:18:46I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:48I have the presidential contract.
01:18:49With great power comes great responsibility
01:18:51And this is the kind of dastardly creation
01:18:54You've made with the contract I gave you
01:18:56What are you doing? Reverse the poison
01:18:58And take it out of the present before it's too late
01:19:00That is easy
01:19:02There's no need
01:19:04I'll save everyone
01:19:18It's raining gold
01:19:21What's happening?
01:19:23Trixie doesn't have that kind of money
01:19:24It's got to be cheap glitter
01:19:28She is
01:19:30She is a criminal
01:19:32Don't worry, Madam President
01:19:34We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison
01:19:36I'd be quiet if I were you
01:19:37Because you're the one that would be going to prison
01:19:39Once everyone is healed up
01:19:40What are you talking about?
01:19:42The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract
01:19:56This contract?
01:19:57Yeah, yes
01:19:58Thank you, first gentleman
01:20:17My contract, you bitch
01:20:19And that's not all
01:20:32This foul weapon will not see the light of day
01:20:35There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus
01:20:38Don't you realize?
01:20:40Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:43You're the real virus here, Marissa
01:20:45Money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:48And that's something I cannot tolerate
01:20:51So prepare yourself
01:20:52Because I'm about to smite you
01:20:56What are you going to do?
01:20:58The President is here
01:20:59And I just invented the best biomedical products in the world
01:21:03You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:21:07Madam President
01:21:08You've recovered now
01:21:10So what's your final decision?
01:21:14I'll
01:21:14She's going to give me my billion dollar
01:21:22I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:21:28Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:31You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar
01:21:34You wish, you idiot
01:21:38I've never seen a woman so vile
01:21:40So ugly on the inside
01:21:42It makes me want to vomit
01:21:43I don't understand
01:21:45I was just trying to punish these imposters
01:21:47For posing as the goddess of healing
01:21:50And do you know
01:21:52The goddess healer saved me and my son
01:21:54During childbirth
01:21:56You've really seen the goddess healer
01:21:59Herself in the flesh
01:22:00The one and only
01:22:02And it's
01:22:06Her
01:22:22Welcome, goddess
01:22:35You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:37How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:40Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:44I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:22:47To help those in need
01:22:49And make sure the man I chose loved me for me
01:22:53No, so that means
01:22:54The billion dollar contract
01:22:56It was you who gave it to me?
01:22:58She took her away just like that
01:23:02That was her golden ticket
01:23:03You were once my fiancé and best friend
01:23:05But after everything you've done
01:23:08We're officially getting ties with you both
01:23:10No, please
01:23:11I swear
01:23:12I didn't know you were an ex
01:23:13It doesn't matter who she is
01:23:18Trixie has a heart of gold
01:23:19She's an amazing person
01:23:21And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her
01:23:25She's gonna be my wife
01:23:27Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman
01:23:29On this planet
01:23:35I love you
01:23:49All her gold
01:23:50All her clothes
01:23:52All that could have been mine
01:23:54This is all your fault
01:23:55This is all
01:23:56You seduced me
01:23:59You were the one that came on to me
01:24:01You, you himbo
01:24:02Please, Trixie
01:24:04Give me another chance
01:24:06I want to be rich again
01:24:08I'll be your slave
01:24:09I'll kiss the ground you walk on
01:24:12You've had your chance to apologize
01:24:14But it's too late now
01:24:15All I see is your greed
01:24:17And how much you'd hurt others
01:24:19Just to benefit yourself
01:24:20You two should be locked up
01:24:22And she shall
01:24:24For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:24:26Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham
01:24:30It's all your fault, Marissa
01:24:31I never loved you
01:24:33It's your fault
01:24:34I was only with you for your money
01:24:36I don't care
01:24:36You were rich
01:24:38I'll send yourself out
01:24:40Rest assured, goddess
01:24:42We will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:45My platform is spreading kindness
01:24:47Just like you
01:24:49I knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:51That is why I saved you
01:24:54With these healing hands
01:24:55I will work tirelessly to change the world
01:24:58One good deed at a time
01:24:59Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:25:05Let's party!
01:25:07Wait, what if we just got married?
01:25:09Right now?
01:25:10Yes, well
01:25:11Woo!
01:25:15Do you take each other
01:25:17To be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:20I do
01:25:20I do
01:25:21You may kiss the bride
01:25:24You may kiss the bride
01:25:25You may kiss the bride
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