00:00The hardest problem first-year students face isn't moving away from home.
00:04This is for emergencies.
00:05Booze is not an emergency.
00:07Neither are edibles.
00:08Or balancing our work and social lives.
00:10Hey, baby, no.
00:11I don't know how many guys are gonna be there.
00:13It's trying to coexist with your roommate.
00:15Spin the bottle. Cousin edition.
00:21This is my roommate, Celeste.
00:24And this is me.
00:26If I seem traumatized, it's because I am.
00:30Why'd you stop? Keep singing.
00:33I was wondering what the process is for switching roommates.
00:36Is that my bra and underwear?
00:38I'm having a problem with boundaries.
00:43I would appreciate if you didn't sit on guys' faces in my bed.
00:47That is an incredibly fair request.
00:51At the start of the year, you were inseparable.
00:54We have IDs.
00:57It's so confusing sometimes.
00:59I'm not looking for just a roommate.
01:01I'm looking for a ride or die.
01:07Devin?
01:07You need to take Alex home.
01:09Yeah, he took something.
01:10Did you get my brother Molly?
01:11You think I drugged your brother?
01:15Hey, baby, I'm still at the party.
01:17I don't know.
01:18I don't know.
01:1920 guys.
01:20Why are you mad at me?
01:22Middle school, I thought high school was gonna work out.
01:25Devin, wait.
01:26Do you mind taking it?
01:27That's kind of brutal.
01:29High school, I thought college was gonna work out.
01:31We're never gonna die!
01:37Honey, you're spiraling.
01:38It's gonna be amazing.
01:44You'll see.
01:48You know what would be my worst nightmare?
01:51If you immediately started stringing hundreds of tiny Polaroids.
01:54With a twinkly light.
01:55So desperate.
01:58It's cute.
02:00Told you this shit was stupid.
02:08You guys…
02:09How about you?
02:09…
02:17You know what?
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