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00:50A message to Jojo Therapy.
00:56Hey, making sure you're getting my messages for the next session tomorrow.
01:03I was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your, like, real thoroughbred clients from your stable.
01:09Super, super excited about this next chapter in our alliance.
01:16Yeah, we'll do some spark flinging and idea splashing.
01:25Okay, text me, unless you're, uh, under something heavy.
01:29Are you kidding?
01:31Obviously.
01:33It's Duncan.
01:36How many ketones?
01:380.3 millimolar.
01:40Too many gojis in my slurry, I told you.
01:42I mean, I don't think it's the gojis.
01:43What the hell?
01:44Where is my one-by?
01:46Oh, um, I don't know.
01:48My one-by.
01:49My one-by.
01:52Where's Thelma?
01:53What's this?
01:54Where's Thelma?
01:55Thelma, Thelma, the tungsten cube I showed you yesterday.
01:58Yeah, remember?
01:59Where is it?
02:00I don't know where the cube is.
02:02Did you take my cube, Thelma?
02:04Listen, I'm not accusing you.
02:06I know it's cliche, but we were just talking about it.
02:09No, no, Thelma.
02:11Brain food only.
02:13Fish with the good Omega 3, the Atlantic Nova.
02:17Don't cry, don't do that, but where is the cube?
02:18It's okay, Thelma, she's crying.
02:20She's not crying.
02:22She stole the cube.
02:23Hey, this is what you once said about you.
02:25He yelled out.
02:26Nothing worse.
02:27Nothing worse?
02:27Really?
02:28She fucked a great day.
02:36Run if you're going to run Jamie's task forces this morning.
02:42It's time to think endowment gifts.
02:44Stanford's not taking this one for free.
02:46Okay.
02:49Ah, Adam.
02:55Hey, Duncan.
02:57Hey, Duncan.
02:58Oh, Jesus.
02:59No, no, you paparazzi, you know?
03:00Well, you weren't taking my calls.
03:02I can't find the stock app on this thing.
03:05Concerns about your price?
03:07No, just doing fiduciary hygiene.
03:09Well, markets are closed today.
03:10It's Labor Day.
03:10Oh.
03:11Well, when's CEO Day, huh?
03:12Well, but hey, but some of us are on a deadline.
03:15So, off the record, in the lockbox, any comment on the Cupertino acquisition?
03:20Come on, man, you started this.
03:22Are talks still going ahead?
03:23What's happening?
03:24You know, after your last article came out, a lot of people thought it was me.
03:27Ooh, leak the rumor?
03:28Maybe your lockbox is in need of, uh, rejuvenation.
03:32Hey, can we stop running, please?
03:34I understand an American diet.
03:37Duncan, please!
03:41Duncan, no one knew that you were the source.
03:45Not from me, anyway.
03:46Good.
03:46And if you want anything else about me, from me, you're going to need to stay my deep throat,
03:52okay?
03:52No.
03:53You're my deep throat.
03:55Any way you like it, Nana.
04:02Audio message to JoJo Therapy?
04:04Hey, um, just to say, you can hit me back.
04:08I'm anxious, okay?
04:09Man, anxious.
04:11Manxious!
04:15I want a gun.
04:17Okay, but, honey, they said they caught the guy.
04:20They think they did.
04:21Well, ma'am, if you have any additional information.
04:24You caught a guy, not the guy.
04:27Are you hungry?
04:28Eat something.
04:28My child sleeps down there, okay?
04:31I mean, what if this guy is still out there lurking, waiting?
04:35I need more than that.
04:35See, this is why your tummy hates you.
04:37Looks like you tried to break the seal with this.
04:40That's my Pippin!
04:41This is, oh my God.
04:43This is an original Broadway cast recording.
04:47Wow.
04:47No, I'm trashed.
04:49I'm sorry, that's just...
04:50You know, he must have come in through the waiting room.
04:52How many times have I asked Alvin to fix that lock?
04:55I mean, if he won't fix it, I'm sorry, but what choice do we have but a gun?
04:58Okay, well, true, Alvin, our landlord, we asked him to put an alarm as well, and we're going to...
05:03He's done nothing.
05:04Okay, but we're going to talk to him, obviously, okay?
05:06No gun.
05:07I'm not living in a home with an instrument of death.
05:11No offense.
05:13You rent?
05:18You might not be taking this seriously enough.
05:20I think you were being a little bit irrational, to tell you the truth.
05:23Oh, wake up, Gary.
05:24We work with several ultra-rich clients.
05:26I mean, people on the radar of cabals and cartels and conglomerates.
05:31I mean, you don't think that one of their rivals might plant a listening device in their therapist's office?
05:37I don't.
05:37I mean, the CIA does it all the time.
05:40The CIA?
05:41Yes, the CIA.
05:42Okay.
05:43There is a batch of Klonopin upstairs.
05:44It's going to help.
05:45I don't want a Klonopin, Gary.
05:47I want a fucking gun.
05:49I never get anything I want.
05:50We still have all the old furniture from your first marriage.
05:54Oh.
05:54Fine, fine.
05:55Well, now, I want a gun.
06:14I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore.
06:19Whittingidea.com.
06:20That's whitting with a Y, by the way.
06:21Like whining, but more horrible.
06:24Mm-hmm.
06:25I don't know that site.
06:27People pay $15,000 to pitch their winning idea to CEO types like me.
06:3315 minutes.
06:34But what halfway decent CEO has 15 minutes to burn?
06:37So basically, it's a parade of shit CEOs or bored, retired types like me.
06:42It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory.
06:47That's how bad it triggered me.
06:49Never again.
06:50It's okay, Carl.
06:52We all feel that way.
06:54Sometimes horrible people who have no boundaries, no manners, no integrity.
07:00We want to lash out.
07:02Sometimes we even fantasize about hurting them.
07:05Yes.
07:05Yes.
07:06Amen, sister.
07:07Let's hurt them.
07:09Yeah.
07:09But what are some strategies that we could use?
07:14What about our mnemonics?
07:17Stop.
07:17S-T-O-P, stop.
07:19Yeah, that thing.
07:20Yeah, that's right.
07:21S-stop-T, take a step back.
07:23O.
07:24Yeah, can I, forgive me.
07:25Can I just, the S of stop is stop.
07:29The acronym is stop.
07:31But the S of stop stands for stop?
07:34Yeah, yeah.
07:34That's, um, that's, um, uh, that's, no, that's right.
07:37Um, S-stop-T, take a step back.
07:39O, observe.
07:40P, proceed mindfully.
07:43It's just a, a little thing to remember for when that.
07:46The S of stop is for stop, correct?
07:48I mean, can you people pretend to, to dress it up a little bit?
07:53I mean, slow down, suspend, something.
07:56I can't believe a group of professionals got into a room and landed on that.
08:01Probably high-fived each other over it, you know?
08:03I mean, on the face of it, if, if I, if I could stop, I wouldn't need the mnemonic.
08:07If I could stop, I wouldn't need anger management.
08:10I'm here because I can't stop, right?
08:12The stop is only the first step.
08:14Yeah, of stop.
08:15Of stop.
08:16Right, stop.
08:18Now, T, take a step back.
08:21Yeah, are you, are you testing me?
08:22Because I think I may fail.
08:24Because I may start, S is for start, T, throwing things.
08:29Carl.
08:30A is for at, R is for, uh...
08:33Don't say it.
08:34I'm going to say it.
08:35Don't say it.
08:35I'm going to say it.
08:36Retarded.
08:37Okay.
08:37And the last T is for therapist.
08:39I am going to start throwing things at retarded therapist.
08:43Huh?
08:44I said it.
08:45Okay.
08:46Oh, for Christ's sake, Carl, just, just breathe.
08:48You breathe.
08:52I've seen S.A.T. scores go up 15, 20% with the right fungal regime, but there's always
08:57side effects with fungus.
08:59Okay.
09:00So, retest with the hitting and getting the right...
09:03Sure.
09:04But let's say she hits 1,300, and we're well within range for Duke, Carnegie Mellon...
09:12David, you're on Guides-
09:19Right, yes.
09:19It's, like, worth 100 IQ points.
09:22Right.
09:22Yeah.
09:23For the interview.
09:24Yeah.
09:24And what if we went a bit radical with her hair?
09:27Maybe multicolor?
09:28Uh...
09:29Manifest individuality?
09:32Mm, no.
09:34I think she looked like a blue-eyed pinata.
09:39No.
09:40I want the first swing.
09:42No, sweetie, I'm kidding.
09:44Let's talk accommodations.
09:45Dr. Gary?
09:46Mm.
09:47Yes.
09:47A little preview, perhaps?
09:49Yeah.
09:49Yeah?
09:50So, as I said, the full report promised, but...
09:56Okay, so, boiling it down to some salient headlines.
09:59Mm-hmm.
10:00The nonverbal abstract processing average, but Jameson does meet the qualifying diagnostic
10:06criteria for ADHD, but only just...
10:10So, double time.
10:11Does she get double?
10:13If you'd like...
10:14A significant number of applicants will have 200%.
10:16Right.
10:17Okay, I don't need it.
10:18I'm not sped.
10:19Duncan?
10:20Remy?
10:21You remember Remy, our admissions consultant.
10:23Remy, will you tell him what you're thinking?
10:24Read the, um, endowments.
10:26Oh, three or four million to the endowment fund.
10:28Uh, any more starts to look like a run.
10:31Unless we're talking a new library.
10:33Isn't strategic generosity a bit shameless?
10:36This is all such bullshit, Jamie.
10:38No.
10:38She's upset about being neurodivergent.
10:41I'm not.
10:41Well, I mean, you're really just on the margin.
10:43I'm not.
10:44You want to have to take the test twice as fast as everyone else?
10:47Let's retest.
10:49Sure?
10:49Take the neural thingy, okay?
10:51To see that, I'll take you, we'll get cheeseburgers.
10:53No, no cheeseburgers.
10:54And, like, there's nothing wrong with being on the spectrum.
10:56I mean, I always assume you are with me on it.
10:59And, hey, who among the so-conservants are in a little divergent in the neuro, right?
11:03Right.
11:04I mean, that's why we're so good at telling the rest of you how to shop and talk and stuff.
11:08We're on the outside looking in, right, Dr. Gary?
11:10That's right.
11:12That's a really interesting perspective on that.
11:17Joanne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum.
11:19Well, why was she?
11:21No.
11:23What?
11:24No, why would she?
11:25That's, uh, I'm sorry, I misspoke.
11:26Uh, that's called a cognitive overload, folks.
11:29Joanne is my wife.
11:30Joanne was texting.
11:31Right.
11:31And then I was talking to her, and I just...
11:33Oh, look, there she is again, right?
11:35Yeah.
11:36What a relief, because I thought she got hit by a truck.
11:41Uh, no.
11:44Glad to see your phone's working.
11:46Uh, I'm curious if, uh, Gary is aware of your unusual investment strategy.
11:50Shall I ask him?
11:57No, you don't, lady.
11:59You can't cancel on me.
12:00You do not get to do that.
12:02Hello?
12:03Come here.
12:04Hey.
12:05Can I?
12:05Yeah.
12:06Listen, uh, just to apologize.
12:08It was highly unprofessional of me to identify you as a patient in front of others.
12:13It was...
12:14A violation?
12:14Transgression?
12:15Crime?
12:16No, not a crime, actually.
12:18But she never mentioned your diagnosis to me, ever.
12:22I've never been diagnosed.
12:24It's...
12:25I'm sorry.
12:27We were having quite an anxious morning.
12:29That's...
12:29Actually, uh...
12:31Keep meaning to get tested.
12:33But, um...
12:37Well, I mean, if you're interested, that's something I could do for you, sure.
12:42I mean, I'm housed.
12:43Oh, great.
12:44What do you do now?
12:45It's Labor Day, Gary.
12:46You want to labor?
12:48Uh...
12:48Sure.
12:50Yeah.
12:50Today?
12:51Sure.
12:51Yeah.
12:52Great.
12:52You need the internet.
12:53No.
12:54No.
12:54Great.
12:54Old school.
12:55Good.
12:55Not here.
12:56Not here.
12:57I know a great place.
12:58Don't bother us, even if they wanted to.
13:01Okay?
13:01Yeah?
13:06Okay.
13:07So, microphones.
13:08Same as bed dogs.
13:10You don't know where it's warm.
13:13Right?
13:13Yeah.
13:14Look behind your couch cushions and chairs.
13:17And look closely.
13:19Oh, that's right.
13:19In your closet, you can make sneaky hiding places for cameras as tiny,
13:24as a grain of salt.
13:26And people, your art, those p-pays,
13:30and that pattern hiding a pretty pretty good night.
13:33And remember, it's only paranoia in the eyes of Tsuna-Busari's.
13:39And...
13:39That's right.
13:40Let's go.
13:48Jack Piri Chantoro.
13:50Jack Piri Chantoro.
14:17What's wrong, Gary?
14:18Are you looking a little green?
14:19No, no, no.
14:19One of those guys who really likes to drive.
14:21I wasn't driving.
14:21It's a self-driving car.
14:24I mean, who knows how to drive better than a car, right?
14:27Right, yeah.
14:28You're not a risk guy, Gary?
14:29Huh?
14:30Huh?
14:31Sure.
14:31Let me ask you.
14:32How are you with your investments?
14:33Do you like to get freaky with the Dow?
14:35Oh, you know, investing is like Joanne's department mostly.
14:40Is it?
14:40Yeah.
14:41Lily never shuts up about my portfolio.
14:44Joanne must keep you abreast, right?
14:45Not so much.
14:46It's like I do more thermostats, oil changes.
14:50I would call it the infrastructure.
14:51That's the thing you want to go?
14:52Right.
14:54Home, sweet home.
14:57Everyone has a smart house, right?
15:00This one's dumb.
15:01That whole thing on top of the house, that's a Faraday cage.
15:04Blocks all cellular.
15:06Here, give me yours.
15:08Oh, no, I need to have this right now, if that's okay.
15:11But no cell phones inside.
15:14Yeah, sure.
15:15Great.
15:16Could use a break.
15:16Good.
15:17Great.
15:18Yep.
15:19The internet's never once popped its cherry.
15:21I mean, if you need milk, the fridge won't tell you.
15:24Your phone won't suggest you breathe in.
15:26I guess if you fall down and break your leg, you're shit out of luck.
15:29Yeah.
15:30I suppose.
15:31Let's find out how weird I am.
15:45I confuse texture with temperature.
15:48Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
15:51Like when I touch things?
15:55Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
15:58Maybe with, like, fruit, wet fruit, you know, like a melon rind, so rarely.
16:05I fear flowers with thorns, always, sometimes, rarely, never, never.
16:12I don't know, wait, should I?
16:15Rarely.
16:17Rarely.
16:18I feel judged by my clothes, always, sometimes, rarely, never.
16:27Well, sometimes.
16:36I'm sorry, does that count for more?
16:40I have difficulty waiting my turn.
16:43Always, sometimes, rarely.
16:46Always.
16:56Orson, Orson, I need you.
16:58Right now.
17:00I...
17:02Did you lock the door?
17:05Okay, I have all my passwords saved here somewhere.
17:11Um, on a thumb drive.
17:14And I, I, I need to change all of them.
17:17Okay, um, uh, hey, what if you just, uh, give me the computer password, then I can change them all.
17:25Aren't you smart?
17:27Okay, um, it's your name and your birthday.
17:37Uh, did you do the capital O?
17:40I did the capital O.
17:45That's not the right date.
17:46Well, it's my birthday.
17:48No, it's not.
17:50It, it totally is.
17:51It's the 11th.
17:52No, it's, it's the 10th.
17:58This is why you always call me the day after my birthday?
18:04I, I, I, I...
18:11I did something.
18:14It's, it's, it's Halumi's birthday.
18:16Halumi?
18:17Uh, uh, our, she was your dad's, actually.
18:20Um, uh, Halumi, uh, wiener dog, uh, we scattered our ashes at the beach.
18:26That, that trip that we took to Knott's Berry Farm, you remember.
18:31Yes, you do.
18:32You loved it.
18:33There, there, there was that, um, that mine ride with the animatronic Chinese laborers, and you wore that little cowboy
18:38hat I got you.
18:41Well, I didn't go there for me, Orson.
18:42Jesus, you think I had a good time at Knott's Berry Farm?
18:49Um, why don't, why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead?
18:53Yeah.
18:54Good idea.
18:59Um, like this?
19:01Um, right over here.
19:04Yeah, thank you.
19:16Can you hear that?
19:17Listen.
19:21Total lock of microwaves.
19:24Yeah, it's, it's a, it's a beautiful house, Duncan.
19:29It was Hamish's, my business partner, college roommate.
19:35He loved it here.
19:36We co-founded Fafa.
19:38You remember Fafa?
19:39Yeah, uh, yeah.
19:41A buddy of mine met his first wife on Fafa, and I bought a Subaru on Fafa.
19:46It was actually my second Subaru.
19:48Got that on Fafa.
19:49Nice.
19:50Nice.
19:51Okay, so, I really gotta get back, so can you run me to the, uh.
19:54You remember Hamish?
19:55Hamish was a genius.
19:57I nipped, but, you know, he, he couldn't, he couldn't look people in the eye.
20:03He couldn't, he couldn't talk to people.
20:05I talked for him.
20:13Dude had a horrible stutter.
20:16I would steal his, uh, his shoes, his medication, you know, that kind of thing.
20:22And, uh, he'd go, fuck, fuck, fuck you, Duncan.
20:26And that's how he came up with the name Fafa.
20:28How?
20:30He hanged himself.
20:33Well, right above where you're standing, actually.
20:35Oh, no.
20:36You can still make out where he, uh, carved his goodbye.
20:39I'm like, sorry.
20:44Yeah, it should have been your welcome, right?
20:47You're welcome.
20:48He gave me, he gave me, this house gave me everything.
20:50And a chance to do it on my own.
20:55Yeah.
20:58That's how I bought hypnosis.
21:06Wish that a Joanne back then.
21:09Let's go.
21:10Okay.
21:11Okay.
21:14Joanne deserves so much more.
21:16And I'm not talking about you.
21:17I'm sure you keep her very satisfied.
21:21And I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I mean financially.
21:26We're doing all right, Duncan.
21:27I appreciate your concern.
21:28You can call yourself a car, right?
21:30I'm going to hang back and meditate.
21:32If you just go up the hill, you'll eventually get service, okay?
21:36Wait, up, up the, this.
21:50What was Joanne texting Gary about?
21:52Uh, well, uh.
21:53Was it about me?
21:54It was, wasn't it?
21:55It was about me.
21:56No, uh, no, it's not.
21:57It's, um.
21:58Okay, what is she, uh, she wants, uh, she wants a gun.
22:01A gun?
22:07A gun.
22:08Yes.
22:16A gun.
22:21Good morning.
22:22Good morning.
22:23Good morning.
22:24All right.
22:34Good morning, Bill.
22:36Good morning, Dr. Webb.
22:38Uh, wondering, what's that?
22:41That was for Lacey.
22:43Last year, she was one of the ones who put herself in a Caltrain's path.
22:47Take it down, Bill, or else they will all want one.
22:57You know what they're going to say?
23:00Clepto, high rail, psycho.
23:06Probably make a lot of it just smile if I unalive myself.
23:09Well, I'm just having too much fun, you know?
23:17Hmm?
23:19What's that?
23:21You got no wisdom to share?
23:25Speak up!
23:27That looks so embarrassing.
23:31Yeah, I'll take you.
23:45Yeah, I'll take you.
23:49Easy.
23:56Are you nervous?
23:58Don't be.
23:58You're going to be great.
23:59Not great.
24:00You don't have to be great.
24:01Just keep expectations reasonable.
24:04Here, I say this to my clients.
24:05You know the story of Icarus?
24:06Icarus, he tried to fly too close to the sun, but his wings melted, and so he fell down to
24:12earth and died.
24:13But if Icarus flew too low, he'd drown.
24:16The middle.
24:18That is where you want to be.
24:20Yep.
24:21Not drowning.
24:22Not getting burned by the sun.
24:23But hey, you're flying.
24:25That's cool.
24:26Thanks, Mom.
24:29Love you so much.
24:30You have no idea.
24:32Yeah.
24:47Hey, how's it going?
24:49Thanks so much.
24:50Hi.
24:51Hi.
24:52Name and query?
24:53Orson Stern, 19th grade.
24:58Hey.
25:00I'm nude, so...
25:03Uh, Dr. Webb?
25:06Uh, this young man is in the system, but...
25:11Hon, it looks like your transcript from your last school never arrived.
25:16We can't onboard you until we get it.
25:19My dad was supposed to do that.
25:20Oh.
25:21Well, can you give him a call?
25:25Yeah.
25:46Um, he didn't...
25:47He didn't answer.
25:48Why don't you go wait in the dining hall?
25:51Someone will come by you.
25:54I'm the best friend of mine.
26:09Who's acting with me?
26:15How many times?
26:16I'm the best friend of mine.
26:18I'm the best friend of mine.
26:19Hey.
26:20Hey.
26:22Hey.
26:34have a good day yeah um hey uh you should talk there's nothing to talk about nothing to talk
26:42that's that's emotional distortion and if deliberate um why cruel
26:48duncan i am not doing this here it's fine that's fine follow me uh we'll talk no fine um when
26:57you
26:57were insider trading off your patients i'm sorry i'm sorry your clients when you were insider trading
27:02off your clients most private and confidential confidences given to you in strict confidence
27:07according to the rules of therapy international
27:15oh my god
27:18oh
27:18oh
27:20oh
27:46oh
27:52oh
27:53oh
27:54oh
27:55oh
27:55oh
27:55oh
28:03oh
28:13oh
28:14oh
28:14oh
28:15oh
28:16oh
28:16oh
28:27oh
28:28oh
28:45hello
28:46can i help you yes hello hi um i've been hacked i think several purchases of stocks i i do
28:53not
28:53recognize oh dear have a seat thank you um the sticky part is
28:58uh
28:59i'm a psychologist
29:00um but patients with clients come for therapy to my home office
29:05working from home
29:06the dream
29:07yes it is um but one of them must have got my phone and and uh found my brokerage accounts
29:13okay let's see what we're talking about here
29:16okay thank you
29:17name
29:19uh well i need to emphasize that the the doctor patient confidentiality thing
29:25is worry
29:26i mean if it was one of my patients i i couldn't testify um to it
29:32hmm
29:34sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department
29:36they know how to tangle with law enforcement and all that jazz
29:39oh
29:40no no no no no um thank you
29:42um you see at least 10 of my patients could have done this so and and five of them have
29:48dangerous violent tendencies i mean they might do harm to themselves or their families
29:53they could come after me could even come after you pat
29:58well why would they come after me
30:01is there a world where we reverse the trades like give it back
30:08well we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report i'm afraid
30:16there weren't any losses
30:18only profits
30:21it's an ethical concern
30:23uh i can't be making money off my my patients
30:29well you could um you could give the money to charity like for psychologists
30:44or i could lose it to protect my patient make a bad bet maybe two
30:50muddy it up
30:50sure
30:51i can't advise you to do that we have duties
30:55fiduciary ones
30:56yeah yeah i get it
30:58i know what you do now great
31:00thank you pat
31:02now would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey
31:06no
31:08can you get a clearer image her for this it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard
31:13her phone is off so she's probably on to you
31:15did you geo fix her car
31:17yes but the signal's very shaky i'm only locked in on her telematics
31:20what's
31:22like her car's emergency systems
31:24okay
31:25even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon
31:27her tire pressure monitors
31:29well
31:31there's no hiding with this
31:32nice new takes my way
31:33i think this could be the hub for this project whatever we gotta call it
31:36did you come up with a name yet
31:38eye in the sky
31:39duncan
31:40that's funny but something a little more grand
31:43the dunquisition
31:44that's not funny
31:46the eye of odin
31:47no
31:48no no did
31:49no did
31:50like hypnosis hypnosis like g-o-n
31:52no no no g
31:54oh she's on the 280 and she's getting off
31:55oh where is she
31:57okay
31:57where is this perfect where is that
31:59um
32:00why did you turn it off
32:01just that um
32:02i've already given you a 360 degree profile of this woman
32:06and this is
32:07not protecting and it's
32:08not probing
32:09it's straight up stalking
32:10we're not
32:12we're not stalking her
32:13we're stalking her car
32:15harper
32:15she wants to buy a gun
32:16to shoot duncan
32:17that's right
32:18that's right
32:18this is the life or death
32:20so now can you just do your job
32:21this is not my job
32:23this is extra
32:24how much do you make
32:25150
32:25if i give you two
32:27can we never have this conversation again
32:29i would like to be cto
32:33a threat to my physical well-being
32:35is your cue to negotiate
32:38we'll discuss it
32:39your next performance reveal
32:40oh it's now
32:41it sucks
32:42just get her back
32:45i have no
32:46i have no
32:47can we be quiet
32:47in the space please
32:48yeah sir
33:16the secret
33:19bring it to success
33:19take something people already do for free
33:21and charge them for it
33:23now
33:23you've got a business
33:25i'm the founder of brainwave
33:27what's your winning idea
33:28jesus christ
33:32come on
33:33come on
33:34work is life
33:35that's why i launched deathmo
33:37a reimagined workweek for your business
33:39where days are numbers
33:40not names
33:41no more mondays
33:42no more sundays
33:44just pure flow
33:45what's your winning idea
33:47morons
33:47morons
33:48morons
33:48morons
33:48Oh, my God.
34:45Oh, my God.
34:48Now, my alpha men, consider the king crab.
34:51Its shell can only strengthen in isolation.
34:55So it is with young men.
34:57Oh, my God.
34:58Oh, my God.
35:08Oh, my God.
35:26Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track her aura.
35:30Not for nothing, but for every hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
35:34Oh, great.
35:35We'll sponsor a penguin.
35:36And if that extra 50K on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience, you'll let me know
35:41about that, too?
35:45The gentlemen from the VA are here?
35:48No, they're not.
35:49They're literally right there.
35:52Come on, dude's like a man.
35:55What the hell?
35:57Oh, I studied English.
35:59It's called backspin.
36:00It's a backspin.
36:01What?
36:01Suck it.
36:02Suck it.
36:03Oh, shit.
36:04They are playing ping pong in the office.
36:06But I told you to go off the deal with these bozos.
36:09I made an executive decision to plug my ears.
36:12You better roll out the red carpet for them.
36:14Or you're going to have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter of
36:18a billion dollars.
36:20You're not thinking things through.
36:22What do you sell?
36:24Um, no, the future.
36:28No, Prince Riskin.
36:30Data.
36:31The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files.
36:36You don't think Big Pharma would want data like that?
36:38Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins.
36:44And if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve
36:50it, maybe we can still get to heaven.
36:53Win-win.
36:54It just feels like without Ramish, everyone's looking at me, waiting for me to just fall
36:59on my dick.
37:01No one is looking at you.
37:03That's supposed to make me feel better.
37:04Well, you want people to look at you.
37:06Yes, yes.
37:07I want them to look and see someone.
37:13Awesome.
37:14Oh, I need some competition.
37:16I played in faces all over the world.
37:19Puffage!
37:20Jeffrey!
37:22Ruffery!
37:26So you're making yourselves at home.
37:28Yeah.
37:30Offices are epic.
37:32Yes.
37:33Well, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single source justification.
37:37Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters, what's unique about hypergnosis.
37:41We're unique as fuck.
37:45Great, yeah.
37:46Oh, Harper.
37:47Harper.
37:47This is our new CTO.
37:51Harper.
37:51Why don't you give them a look through the Ive Nodin extra carbon for my friends here.
37:57And now we'll get that data merged into our system, TootSuite.
38:01Well, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
38:04Sorry?
38:06Trucks?
38:06Yeah, a lot of it is still on paper.
38:09Some floppy disks, too.
38:12Yeah, you know, like when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
38:16I don't know.
38:17This is what the money's for.
38:19Huh?
38:19To upload and update.
38:21Paper floppy disks.
38:23What?
38:23What?
38:24She's parked somewhere in Milpitas.
38:27Do you want me to go?
38:28No.
38:29Do it.
38:29Do it.
38:31We just need some specs for the, uh, we will.
38:44Lucky, this is the wrong way.
38:45Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
38:47Well, we're working on it.
38:48No, where's Joanne?
38:49I'm turning around because of you.
38:50I am sorry.
38:51Shut up.
38:52Shut up.
38:52Shut up.
38:53Put the Harper on.
38:54Okay, okay, that makes sense.
38:55Go back that way.
38:57Right cover, asshole.
38:59Okay.
39:00It's an EV, okay?
39:01I'm part of the solution.
39:03Bitch.
39:05Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
39:24Okay, okay, Harper says parking watch.
39:26It's a parking lot.
39:27We're looking left.
39:28Right, right.
39:29We're looking right.
39:30Okay, try to latch.
39:31I don't see her.
39:32There is nothing here.
39:34Okay.
39:35Literally, there is nothing here.
39:36All right, just hold tight.
39:37She should be there.
39:38Harper?
39:39Yeah, she should be there.
39:42Duncan, can you confirm?
39:45Duncan?
39:51Uh-oh.
40:00All right.
40:02Ready for some jokes?
40:06Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
40:09Because bochers got off his arms.
40:10Test, please.
40:14Organic facial expression of positive affect.
40:16He smiled.
40:18He laughed.
40:19He laughed.
40:19Right?
40:20Just like any teenage person.
40:22Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
40:25Trophy for you, Xander.
40:27Thank you, Horton.
40:29Alexander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
40:31For those of us with dopamine.
40:33He's making his own dopamine.
40:34He's going to be a genuine friend who listens and responds to teens.
40:39You're in a bubble.
40:39You have no idea what teens today are going through.
40:43First, turtle.
40:45Right.
40:46Trophy for test if you make it to school today without incident.
41:14Trophy for test if you make it to school today without incident.
41:26Trophy for test if you make it to school today without incident.
41:38I don't know.
42:30I don't want to sorrow you.
42:33Hey, calm down.
42:34Get out!
42:34Calm down, calm down.
42:35Get out!
42:36I just want to talk.
42:37Gary!
42:38Gary!
42:41He's not here, okay?
42:42The muscle's gone.
42:42He took the car.
42:44Just...
42:44Joanne.
42:49Lift up your arms.
42:52Okay, Duncan.
42:53You have to stop breaking into my house like this.
42:57This is my first time.
42:58Okay, I'm gonna call the police.
43:01No, no, and I'm gonna call Nana Marks.
43:04You know the journalist?
43:05She hounds me for tips all the time.
43:07All I have to tell her is,
43:07Nana, do I have a story for you?
43:09Shrink turns patient's trauma into traits.
43:12Who wouldn't want to click that?
43:13Come here.
43:14Like that.
43:15Let's go.
43:27You think you know everything about me?
43:30Well, you don't.
43:32Firstly, that varicose vein thing, it was just a consultation.
43:36I decided not to go through with it.
43:39I figured.
43:40You don't always work for any health.
43:42Ugh!
43:43Oh my God!
43:44And much more importantly, that thing about Orson's custody.
43:49You have no right to any of it.
43:51But since you've already weaseled your way into my life, I wanted my son.
43:59It's just that Ethan told me, he promised that he would look after him while I finished my degree and
44:05got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%.
44:08So, and now I have a 15-year-old who has no memory of the little cowboy hat I got
44:15him after he had a shit fit in the middle of the food court.
44:18So, you think you know everything because you have information.
44:23But information is not insight.
44:26And of that, Duncan, you have none.
44:31Please.
44:35Please.
44:36Please.
44:37Please.
44:38Don't.
44:40Don't do this.
44:42Is this what you want?
44:43Please.
44:46It was just on the little insider trading.
44:51Sorry.
44:52Yeah.
44:55So sorry.
44:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
44:59You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
45:03You are looking at this all wrong.
45:06I'm the best thing that's happened to you since Mike Abedelli finger banged you at the turtle back zoo.
45:10I...
45:11Mike...
45:11What?
45:12What?
45:13How?
45:13That memoir you're writing, it's the one.
45:15No docs.
45:16It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
45:18How many companies, how many billions of dollars have you saved or earned for your clients?
45:24That...
45:24God, come on.
45:25That's got to burn.
45:26It is JoJo's turn.
45:28Right?
45:29All I need is just one of your clients.
45:34Someone...
45:35Someone I could just do something with.
45:37That's it.
45:38And, of course, someone who's gonna...
45:43Get me.
45:54Carl Bardoff.
45:57Carl Bardoff.
45:58Is it Bardoff's law?
46:00Bardoff?
46:00That...
46:00That...
46:02Carl...
46:02Bardoff?
46:06Oh, wow.
46:07Nice.
46:07Okay.
46:09Okay.
46:10So he wants to get back in the game.
46:11You know, what's his sweet spot?
46:13His...
46:13His open sesame.
46:14Come on.
46:15Joanne.
46:16I bet he likes it.
46:18People worshiping at his feet.
46:20Does he...
46:21Does he miss it?
46:22The glory days?
46:24Oh, he's a glory hound.
46:25Yeah, yeah.
46:25I'm at his feet, so he's at my feet.
46:28Yeah?
46:29Come on.
46:30Oh, come on.
46:33Always.
46:34Sometimes.
46:35Rarely.
46:36Never.
46:42Sometimes.
46:45Tell me more.
46:52Here we go.
46:54Here we go.
46:55Here we go.
46:55Here we go.
47:00Well...
47:02Everything okay?
47:07Hey.
47:09You all right?
47:11Gary...
47:13Um...
47:13I have to...
47:17Tell you something.
47:20So...
47:21Duncan Park?
47:22Oh.
47:22Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
47:24Yes.
47:25Um...
47:25That's on me.
47:26I'm so sorry about that.
47:29I...
47:30It was a slip.
47:31It was just a slip.
47:32Uh...
47:33I'm...
47:33I'm sorry.
47:34I apologized right away.
47:36And, um...
47:38Then, I...
47:40Gave him a free neuropsycho well.
47:45You...
47:46You...
47:47What?
47:48Why?
47:49That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
47:53And he is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable...
47:56Okay, I see you're still activated.
47:58No!
47:58No, Gary!
47:59You have to listen to me!
48:00Okay, okay.
48:01Can you just let me...
48:01You listen to me.
48:02May I?
48:03May I please?
48:03May I?
48:06I get it.
48:07I do.
48:08Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
48:12Oh, please.
48:13Tell me more.
48:14Professor Felder would teach me and mentor me.
48:18All right.
48:18Sarcasm aside, I know a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
48:22He barely survived, broke his neck, and he lost the use of his legs and still went back to treat
48:27clients.
48:28And I asked him, how do you do this?
48:29How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints after what you've been through?
48:33And the answer was, suffering is suffering.
48:40Gary, I was there when Phil told you that story.
48:48He was...
48:49No.
48:50No.
48:51No, you're wrong, because Phil was...
48:53No, you're mistaken about that.
48:55But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy as much as anybody, anywhere.
49:02It doesn't matter.
49:03He's a human being.
49:04Rich.
49:04Poor.
49:06It doesn't matter.
49:10Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
49:13I hate to fight with you.
49:17Yeah?
49:20Anyway.
49:22Here.
49:25I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want.
49:28That's not what I... I didn't mean to...
49:30It's okay if you did.
49:31I heard you.
49:33And I wish I could give you a better...
49:39Anyway.
49:40Here.
49:47You're welcome.
49:47Silly.
49:51Silly.
49:52Oh, man.
49:56Oh, man.
49:59Yeah?
50:01Oh, my God, it's...
50:10It's perfect.
50:15Yum, right?
50:16Mm-hmm.
50:17I think this is our new regular.
50:19Yeah.
50:19I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
50:22It is good.
50:25Hey, Dad.
50:27Can't fire Thelma.
50:29She stole my cube, Jim-Jim.
50:31And you've had so many nannies, anyway.
50:34Nope.
50:34This Thelma.
50:36This is how it was born.
50:37No.
50:37What about the hot one when you were young?
50:39The shorts?
50:40That was Thelma.
50:42That was Thelma.
50:43Mm-hmm.
50:44Oh, my God.
50:44Really?
50:45Okay.
50:47How about this?
50:48You don't tell Mom about the milkshake.
50:49And I won't...
50:51I won't fire Thelma, okay?
50:54Deal.
50:55Mm-hmm.
50:57And also...
50:58Mm-hmm.
50:58I can get into Stanford for real.
51:00Without cheating.
51:02I don't need all the extra time, and you and Mom will have the money.
51:05Okay.
51:05Okay.
51:06It is Daddy's money.
51:09And, sweetie, cheating is doing it for real.
51:12The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself.
51:15Cheaters never lose.
51:17And losers, they never cheat.
51:21Okay, Dad.
51:26Come on.
51:29Any objections...
51:35....
51:39Think about the sun.
51:43Hmm...
51:45Think about her golden glass.
51:51How she lights the world up, well, now it's your chance
51:57With a guardian of splendor, inviting you to dance
52:05Pippin, think about the sun
52:13Think about your life, Pippin
52:16Days are tame and nights the same
52:19Think about the beauty in one perfect flame
52:25And the angels of a morning are falling out today
52:34Pippin, think about the sun
52:40Ardolph is in my sights
52:42I feel like King Goodall, about to shoot a silverback gorilla
52:46I'm guessing you're a veteran of war
52:48Did you kill anyone, Sander?
52:50Until we get his transcript, he's not our responsibility
52:53Duncan Park, hypnosis
52:56Zero days since I stabbed someone, Joanne
52:58Do you hate me that much?
53:00Yes
53:01What up in your face?
53:03What up?
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