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00:27You
00:50A message to Jojo Therapy.
00:56Hey, making sure you're getting my messages for the next session tomorrow.
01:03I was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your, like, real thoroughbred clients from your stable.
01:09Super, super excited about this next chapter in our alliance.
01:16Yeah, we'll do some spark flinging and idea splashing.
01:25Okay, text me, unless you're, uh, under something heavy.
01:29Are you kidding?
01:31Obviously.
01:33It's Duncan.
01:36How many ketones?
01:380.3 millimolar.
01:40Too many gojis in my slurry, I told you.
01:42I mean, I don't think it's the gojis.
01:43What the hell?
01:44Where is my one-by?
01:46Oh, um, I don't know.
01:48My one-by.
01:49My one-by.
01:52Where's Thelma?
01:53What's this?
01:54Where's Thelma?
01:55Thelma, Thelma, the tungsten cube I showed you yesterday.
01:58Yeah, remember?
01:59Where is it?
02:00I don't know where the cube is.
02:02Did you take my cube, Thelma?
02:04Listen, I'm not accusing you.
02:06I know it's cliche, but we were just talking about it.
02:09No, no, Thelma.
02:11Brain food only.
02:13Fish with the good Omega 3, the Atlantic Nova.
02:17Don't cry, don't do that, but where is the cube?
02:18It's okay, Thelma, she's crying.
02:20She's not crying.
02:22She stole the cube.
02:23Hey, this is what you once said about you.
02:25He yelled out.
02:26Nothing worse.
02:27Nothing worse?
02:27Really?
02:28She fucked a great day.
02:36Run if you're going to run Jamie's task forces this morning.
02:42It's time to think endowment gifts.
02:44Stanford's not taking this one for free.
02:46Okay.
02:49Ah, Adam.
02:55Hey, Duncan.
02:57Hey, Duncan.
02:58Oh, Jesus.
02:59No, no, you paparazzi, you know?
03:00Well, you weren't taking my calls.
03:02I can't find the stock app on this thing.
03:05Concerns about your price?
03:07No, just doing fiduciary hygiene.
03:09Well, markets are closed today.
03:10It's Labor Day.
03:10Oh.
03:11Well, when's CEO Day, huh?
03:12Well, but hey, but some of us are on a deadline.
03:15So, off the record, in the lockbox, any comment on the Cupertino acquisition?
03:20Come on, man, you started this.
03:22Are talks still going ahead?
03:23What's happening?
03:24You know, after your last article came out, a lot of people thought it was me.
03:27Ooh, leak the rumor?
03:28Maybe your lockbox is in need of, uh, rejuvenation.
03:32Hey, can we stop running, please?
03:34I understand an American diet.
03:37Duncan, please!
03:41Duncan, no one knew that you were the source.
03:45Not from me, anyway.
03:46Good.
03:46And if you want anything else about me, from me, you're going to need to stay my deep throat,
03:52okay?
03:52No.
03:53You're my deep throat.
03:55Any way you like it, Nana.
04:02Audio message to JoJo Therapy?
04:04Hey, um, just to say, you can hit me back.
04:08I'm anxious, okay?
04:09Man, anxious.
04:11Manxious!
04:15I want a gun.
04:17Okay, but, honey, they said they caught the guy.
04:20They think they did.
04:21Well, ma'am, if you have any additional information.
04:24You caught a guy, not the guy.
04:27Are you hungry?
04:28Eat something.
04:28My child sleeps down there, okay?
04:31I mean, what if this guy is still out there lurking, waiting?
04:35I need more than that.
04:35See, this is why your tummy hates you.
04:37Looks like you tried to break the seal with this.
04:40That's my Pippin!
04:41This is, oh my God.
04:43This is an original Broadway cast recording.
04:47Wow.
04:47No, I'm trashed.
04:49I'm sorry, that's just...
04:50You know, he must have come in through the waiting room.
04:52How many times have I asked Alvin to fix that lock?
04:55I mean, if he won't fix it, I'm sorry, but what choice do we have but a gun?
04:58Okay, well, true, Alvin, our landlord, we asked him to put an alarm as well, and we're going to...
05:03He's done nothing.
05:04Okay, but we're going to talk to him, obviously, okay?
05:06No gun.
05:07I'm not living in a home with an instrument of death.
05:11No offense.
05:13You rent?
05:18You might not be taking this seriously enough.
05:20I think you were being a little bit irrational, to tell you the truth.
05:23Oh, wake up, Gary.
05:24We work with several ultra-rich clients.
05:26I mean, people on the radar of cabals and cartels and conglomerates.
05:31I mean, you don't think that one of their rivals might plant a listening device in their therapist's office?
05:37I don't.
05:37I mean, the CIA does it all the time.
05:40The CIA?
05:41Yes, the CIA.
05:42Okay.
05:43There is a batch of Klonopin upstairs.
05:44It's going to help.
05:45I don't want a Klonopin, Gary.
05:47I want a fucking gun.
05:49I never get anything I want.
05:50We still have all the old furniture from your first marriage.
05:54Oh.
05:54Fine, fine.
05:55Well, now, I want a gun.
06:14I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore.
06:19Whittingidea.com.
06:20That's whitting with a Y, by the way.
06:21Like whining, but more horrible.
06:24Mm-hmm.
06:25I don't know that site.
06:27People pay $15,000 to pitch their winning idea to CEO types like me.
06:3315 minutes.
06:34But what halfway decent CEO has 15 minutes to burn?
06:37So basically, it's a parade of shit CEOs or bored, retired types like me.
06:42It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory.
06:47That's how bad it triggered me.
06:49Never again.
06:50It's okay, Carl.
06:52We all feel that way.
06:54Sometimes horrible people who have no boundaries, no manners, no integrity.
07:00We want to lash out.
07:02Sometimes we even fantasize about hurting them.
07:05Yes.
07:05Yes.
07:06Amen, sister.
07:07Let's hurt them.
07:09Yeah.
07:09But what are some strategies that we could use?
07:14What about our mnemonics?
07:17Stop.
07:17S-T-O-P, stop.
07:19Yeah, that thing.
07:20Yeah, that's right.
07:21S-stop-T, take a step back.
07:23O.
07:24Yeah, can I, forgive me.
07:25Can I just, the S of stop is stop.
07:29The acronym is stop.
07:31But the S of stop stands for stop?
07:34Yeah, yeah.
07:34That's, um, that's, um, uh, that's, no, that's right.
07:37Um, S-stop-T, take a step back.
07:39O, observe.
07:40P, proceed mindfully.
07:43It's just a, a little thing to remember for when that.
07:46The S of stop is for stop, correct?
07:48I mean, can you people pretend to, to dress it up a little bit?
07:53I mean, slow down, suspend, something.
07:56I can't believe a group of professionals got into a room and landed on that.
08:01Probably high-fived each other over it, you know?
08:03I mean, on the face of it, if, if I, if I could stop, I wouldn't need the mnemonic.
08:07If I could stop, I wouldn't need anger management.
08:10I'm here because I can't stop, right?
08:12The stop is only the first step.
08:14Yeah, of stop.
08:15Of stop.
08:16Right, stop.
08:18Now, T, take a step back.
08:21Yeah, are you, are you testing me?
08:22Because I think I may fail.
08:24Because I may start, S is for start, T, throwing things.
08:29Carl.
08:30A is for at, R is for, uh...
08:33Don't say it.
08:34I'm going to say it.
08:35Don't say it.
08:35I'm going to say it.
08:36Retarded.
08:37Okay.
08:37And the last T is for therapist.
08:39I am going to start throwing things at retarded therapist.
08:43Huh?
08:44I said it.
08:45Okay.
08:46Oh, for Christ's sake, Carl, just, just breathe.
08:48You breathe.
08:52I've seen S.A.T. scores go up 15, 20% with the right fungal regime, but there's always
08:57side effects with fungus.
08:59Okay.
09:00So, retest with the hitting and getting the right...
09:03Sure.
09:04But let's say she hits 1,300, and we're well within range for Duke, Carnegie Mellon...
09:12David, you're on Guides-
09:19Right, yes.
09:19It's, like, worth 100 IQ points.
09:22Right.
09:22Yeah.
09:23For the interview.
09:24Yeah.
09:24And what if we went a bit radical with her hair?
09:27Maybe multicolor?
09:28Uh...
09:29Manifest individuality?
09:32Mm, no.
09:34I think she looked like a blue-eyed pinata.
09:39No.
09:40I want the first swing.
09:42No, sweetie, I'm kidding.
09:44Let's talk accommodations.
09:45Dr. Gary?
09:46Mm.
09:47Yes.
09:47A little preview, perhaps?
09:49Yeah.
09:49Yeah?
09:50So, as I said, the full report promised, but...
09:56Okay, so, boiling it down to some salient headlines.
09:59Mm-hmm.
10:00The nonverbal abstract processing average, but Jameson does meet the qualifying diagnostic
10:06criteria for ADHD, but only just...
10:10So, double time.
10:11Does she get double?
10:13If you'd like...
10:14A significant number of applicants will have 200%.
10:16Right.
10:17Okay, I don't need it.
10:18I'm not sped.
10:19Duncan?
10:20Remy?
10:21You remember Remy, our admissions consultant.
10:23Remy, will you tell him what you're thinking?
10:24Read the, um, endowments.
10:26Oh, three or four million to the endowment fund.
10:28Uh, any more starts to look like a run.
10:31Unless we're talking a new library.
10:33Isn't strategic generosity a bit shameless?
10:36This is all such bullshit, Jamie.
10:38No.
10:38She's upset about being neurodivergent.
10:41I'm not.
10:41Well, I mean, you're really just on the margin.
10:43I'm not.
10:44You want to have to take the test twice as fast as everyone else?
10:47Let's retest.
10:49Sure?
10:49Take the neural thingy, okay?
10:51To see that, I'll take you, we'll get cheeseburgers.
10:53No, no cheeseburgers.
10:54And, like, there's nothing wrong with being on the spectrum.
10:56I mean, I always assume you are with me on it.
10:59And, hey, who among the so-conservants are in a little divergent in the neuro, right?
11:03Right.
11:04I mean, that's why we're so good at telling the rest of you how to shop and talk and stuff.
11:08We're on the outside looking in, right, Dr. Gary?
11:10That's right.
11:12That's a really interesting perspective on that.
11:17Joanne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum.
11:19Well, why was she?
11:21No.
11:23What?
11:24No, why would she?
11:25That's, uh, I'm sorry, I misspoke.
11:26Uh, that's called a cognitive overload, folks.
11:29Joanne is my wife.
11:30Joanne was texting.
11:31Right.
11:31And then I was talking to her, and I just...
11:33Oh, look, there she is again, right?
11:35Yeah.
11:36What a relief, because I thought she got hit by a truck.
11:41Uh, no.
11:44Glad to see your phone's working.
11:46Uh, I'm curious if, uh, Gary is aware of your unusual investment strategy.
11:50Shall I ask him?
11:57No, you don't, lady.
11:59You can't cancel on me.
12:00You do not get to do that.
12:02Hello?
12:03Come here.
12:04Hey.
12:05Can I?
12:05Yeah.
12:06Listen, uh, just to apologize.
12:08It was highly unprofessional of me to identify you as a patient in front of others.
12:13It was...
12:14A violation?
12:14Transgression?
12:15Crime?
12:16No, not a crime, actually.
12:18But she never mentioned your diagnosis to me, ever.
12:22I've never been diagnosed.
12:24It's...
12:25I'm sorry.
12:27We were having quite an anxious morning.
12:29That's...
12:29Actually, uh...
12:31Keep meaning to get tested.
12:33But, um...
12:37Well, I mean, if you're interested, that's something I could do for you, sure.
12:42I mean, I'm housed.
12:43Oh, great.
12:44What do you do now?
12:45It's Labor Day, Gary.
12:46You want to labor?
12:48Uh...
12:48Sure.
12:50Yeah.
12:50Today?
12:51Sure.
12:51Yeah.
12:52Great.
12:52You need the internet.
12:53No.
12:54No.
12:54Great.
12:54Old school.
12:55Good.
12:55Not here.
12:56Not here.
12:57I know a great place.
12:58Don't bother us, even if they wanted to.
13:01Okay?
13:01Yeah?
13:06Okay.
13:07So, microphones.
13:08Same as bed dogs.
13:10You don't know where it's warm.
13:13Right?
13:13Yeah.
13:14Look behind your couch cushions and chairs.
13:17And look closely.
13:19Oh, that's right.
13:19In your closet, you can make sneaky hiding places for cameras as tiny,
13:24as a grain of salt.
13:26And people, your art, those p-pays,
13:30and that pattern hiding a pretty pretty good night.
13:33And remember, it's only paranoia in the eyes of Tsuna-Busari's.
13:39And...
13:39That's right.
13:48Keep being on the floor.
13:53Keep being on the floor.
13:58Keep being on the floor.
14:01And the floor.
14:02I'll show you.
14:03You can't do nothing.
14:04I said that.
14:04Keep being on the floor.
14:05Keep being on the floor.
14:07Keep being on the floor.
14:18Oh
14:18Little green no, no, no those guys really likes to drive. I wasn't I think it's a self-driving car
14:23I mean, who knows how to drive better than a guard right now. Yeah, yeah
14:28This guy Gary, huh?
14:30Huh? Sure. Yes. Yeah, how are you with your investments? You like you like to get freaky with today? Oh,
14:35you know investing is like
14:38Joanne's department mostly. Is it? Yeah, huh? Lily never shuts up about my portfolio
14:44Joanne must keep you abreast, right? Not so much. It's like I do more thermostats oil changes
14:50Yeah, that's right. You want to go?
14:54Home sweet home
14:57Everyone has a smart house, right?
15:00This one's dumb and holding on top of the house. That's a Faraday cage blocks all cellular
15:06Here give me yours. Oh
15:09No, I need to have this right now. That's okay, but no cell phones inside
15:13Yeah, sure great could use a break good great
15:18Yep, the Internet's never once popped his cherry I mean if you need milk the
15:23Fridge won't tell you your phone won't suggest you breathe in I guess if you fall down and break your
15:28leg you're shit out of luck
15:29Yeah, I suppose. Let's find out how weird I am
15:44I confuse texture with temperature always sometimes rarely never
15:51Like when I touch things?
15:55Always sometimes rarely never
15:58Maybe with like fruit wet fruit, you know like a melon rind so
16:04Rarely?
16:04I fear flowers with thorns always
16:07Sometimes rarely never never
16:11I don't know wait. Should I?
16:15Rarely?
16:16Rarely
16:18I feel judged by my clothes always sometimes rarely never
16:28Sometimes
16:37I'm sorry does that count for more?
16:40I have difficulty waiting my turn always sometimes rarely always
16:56Orson Orson I need you right now
16:59I
17:00What?
17:02Did you lock the door?
17:05Okay, I have
17:07All my passwords
17:09Saved here
17:10Somewhere
17:12On a thumb drive
17:13And I need to change all of them
17:17Okay
17:19What if you just
17:20I'll give me the computer password then I can change them all
17:25Aren't you smart?
17:27Okay, it's your name and your birthday
17:38Did you do the capital O?
17:40I did the capital O
17:44That's not the right date
17:46Well it's my birthday
17:48No it's not
17:50It totally is
17:51It's the 11th
17:53No, it's the 10th
17:58This is why you always call me the day after my birthday?
18:03I
18:05I
18:06I
18:07I
18:07I did something
18:13It's Halumi's birthday
18:16Halumi?
18:18She was your dad's
18:19Actually
18:20Halumi
18:22Wienerdog
18:23We scattered our ashes at the beach?
18:26That trip
18:27That we took to Knott's Berry Farm
18:29You remember?
18:30Yes you do
18:31You loved it
18:33There was that
18:33That mine ride with the animatronic Chinese laborers
18:37And you wore that little cowboy hat I got you
18:41Well I didn't go there for me Orson
18:42Jesus, you think I had a good time at Knott's Berry Farm?
18:48Um
18:49Um
18:50Why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead?
18:53Yeah
18:53Good idea
18:59Um
18:59Like this?
19:01Um
19:01Right over here
19:03This
19:04Yeah, thank you
19:16Can you hear that?
19:17Listen
19:21Total lock of microwaves
19:24Yeah, it's
19:25It's a beautiful house, Duncan
19:29It was Hamish's
19:30My business partner
19:32College roommate
19:35He loved it here
19:36We co-founded Fafa
19:38You remember Fafa?
19:39Yeah, uh
19:40Yeah
19:41A buddy of mine met his first wife on Fafa
19:43And I
19:44Bought a Subaru
19:45On Fafa
19:46It was actually my second Subaru
19:47Get that on Fafa
19:49Nice
19:50Nice
19:50Okay, so
19:51I really gotta get back
19:52So can you run me to the
19:54Yes, yes
19:54You remember Hamish?
19:55Hamish was a genius
19:57Inept, but
19:59You know, he couldn't
20:01He couldn't look people in the eye
20:03He couldn't
20:04He couldn't talk to people
20:05I talked
20:06For him
20:13Dude had a horrible stutter
20:16Yeah, I would
20:17Steal his
20:19Shoes
20:20His medication
20:21You know, that kind of thing
20:22And, uh
20:23He'd go
20:24Fafa, fuck you, Duncan
20:26That's how he came up with the name Fafa
20:28How?
20:30He hanged himself
20:33Right above where you're standing, actually
20:36You can still make out where he, uh
20:38Carved his goodbye
20:39Sorry
20:45Should've been your welcome, right?
20:47You're welcome
20:48He gave me
20:49This house
20:49Gave me everything
20:50And
20:50A chance to do it
20:52On my own
20:55Yeah
20:58That's how
20:59I bought hypnosis
21:03Whoo
21:06Whish out of Joanne back then
21:09Let's go
21:10Okay
21:10Okay
21:14Joanne deserves so much more
21:16And I'm not talking about you
21:17I'm sure you
21:19I'm sure you
21:19Keep her very satisfied
21:21And I'm
21:24I'm
21:24Financially
21:25We're doing alright, Duncan
21:27I appreciate your concern
21:28You can call yourself a car, right?
21:30I'm gonna hang back and meditate
21:32If you just go up the hill
21:34You'll eventually get service, okay?
21:36Wait up
21:37Up the
21:37This
21:44Okay
21:50What was Joanne texting Gary about?
21:52Uh, well
21:53Was it about me?
21:54It was, wasn't it?
21:55It was about me
21:56No, uh, no, it's not
21:57It's, um
21:58Okay, what is she, uh
21:59She wants, uh
22:00She wants a gun
22:01A gun?
22:06A gun
22:07Yes
22:09A gun
22:21Good morning
22:22Good morning
22:34Uh, good morning Bill
22:36Morning, Dr. Webb
22:37Uh, wondering
22:39What's that?
22:41That was for Lacey
22:43Last year she was one of the ones who
22:44Put herself in a Caltrain's path
22:47Take it down, Bill
22:48Or else they will all want one
22:57You know what they're gonna say?
23:00Cleptow, high rail
23:03Psycho
23:06Probably make a lot of it just not
23:07I'll fight on a live myself
23:10I'm just having too much fun, you know?
23:17Hm?
23:19What's that?
23:21You got no wisdom to share?
23:25Speak up!
23:27That's embarrassing
23:47What is he?
23:56are you nervous don't be you're gonna be great not great you don't have to be great
24:00just keep expectations reasonable here i say this in my clients you know the story of icarus
24:06he um he tried to fly uh too close to the sun but his wings melted and so he fell
24:11down to earth
24:12and died but if icarus flew too low he'd drown the middle that is where you want to be
24:19yep you're not drowning you're not getting burned by the sun but hey you're flying that's cool
24:26thanks mom love you so much you have no idea
24:45hey how's it going
24:50hi uh name and query orson stern ninth grade
25:00i'm new so
25:03uh dr webb uh this young man is in the system but
25:11hon it looks like your transcript from your last school never arrived we can't onboard you until
25:18we get it my my dad was supposed to do that oh well can you give him a call
25:46um he didn't he didn't answer why don't you go wait in the dining hall someone will come by you
25:53oh
26:03oh
26:06oh
26:07oh
26:07oh
26:08oh
26:09oh
26:09oh
26:20oh
26:21oh
26:21oh
26:21oh
26:34oh
26:35oh
26:35have a good day yeah
26:36yeah fine fine
26:36yeah fine fine um hey uh you should talk there's nothing to talk about nothing to talk
26:42that's that's emotional distortion and if deliberate um why cruel
26:47duncan i am not doing this here it's fine that's fine follow me uh we'll talk
26:53no
26:54fine um when you were insider trading off your patients i'm sorry i'm sorry your clients when
27:01you were insider trading off your clients most private and confidential confidences given
27:06to you in strict confidence according to the rules of therapy international
27:16oh my god
27:18oh my god
27:24oh
27:24oh
27:24oh
27:24oh
27:26oh
27:26oh
27:26oh
27:29oh
27:30oh
28:45Hello. Can I help you?
28:47Yes, hello. Hi. I've been hacked, I think. Several purchases of stocks I do not recognize.
28:53Oh, dear. Have a seat. Thank you. The sticky part is, I'm a psychologist. But patients with clients come for
29:04therapy to my home office.
29:05Working from home. The dream?
29:07Yes, it is. But one of them must have got my phone and found my brokerage accounts.
29:13Okay. Let's see what we're talking about here. Okay. Thank you.
29:17Name?
29:19Well, I need to emphasize that the doctor-patient confidentiality thing is a worry. I mean, if it was one
29:28of my patients, I couldn't testify to it.
29:34Hmm. Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department. They know how to tangle with law enforcement
29:38and all that jazz.
29:39Oh, no, no, no, no. No. Um, thank you. Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have
29:45done this.
29:45So, and five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies. I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their families.
29:54They could come after me. Could even come after you, Pat.
29:59Well, why would they come after me?
30:01Is there a world where we reverse the trades? Like, give it back?
30:08Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
30:16There weren't any losses. Only profits. It's an ethical concern. I can't be making money off my patients.
30:29Well, you could, um, you could give the money to charity, like, for psychologists.
30:44Or I could lose it. To protect my patient. Make a bad bet? Maybe two?
30:50Muddy it up? Sure. I can't advise you to do that. We have duties. Fiduciary ones.
30:56Yeah, yeah. I get it. I know what you do now. Great. Thank you, Pat.
31:02Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey?
31:06No.
31:08Can you get a clearer image? Harper, this, it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
31:13Her phone is off, so she's probably on to you.
31:16Did you geofix her car?
31:17Yes, but the signal's very shaky. I'm only locked in on her telematics.
31:20What's that?
31:22Like, her car's emergency systems.
31:25Okay.
31:25Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
31:27Her tire pressure monitors. Well, there's no hiding with this.
31:32Nice new takes my way. I think this could be the hub for this project. What are we going to
31:36call it?
31:37Did you come up with a name yet? Eye in the Sky?
31:39Duncam.
31:40That's funny, but something a little more grand.
31:43The Dunquisition.
31:45That's not funny.
31:46The Eye of Odin.
31:47No. No, no, no, didn't. No, didn't. Like, hypnosis. Hypnosis, like, G-O-N.
31:53No, no, no, G.
31:54Oh, she's on the 280, and she's getting off.
31:55Oh, where is she? Okay. Where is this? Harper, where is that?
32:00Why did you turn it off?
32:02Just that, um, I've already given you a 360-degree profile of this woman, and this is not protecting, and
32:08it's not probing. It's straight-up stalking.
32:10We're not... we're not stalking her. We're stalking her car.
32:14Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan.
32:17That's right. That's right. This is a life or death. So now, can you just do your job?
32:21This is not my job. This is extra.
32:24How much do you make?
32:25$150.
32:26If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
32:29I would like to be CTO.
32:32Well, well, a threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate.
32:38We'll discuss it at your next performance reveal.
32:40Oh, it's now. It sucks. Just get her back.
32:45I have no... I have no...
32:47Can we be quiet in the space, please?
32:48Yeah, sorry.
32:49I have no...
33:17The secret to success.
33:20Take something people already do for free, and charge them for it.
33:23Now, you've got a business.
33:25I'm the founder of BrainLog.
33:27What's your winning idea?
33:28Jesus Christ.
33:32Come on, come on.
33:34Work is life.
33:36That's why I launched Deathmo, a reimagined workweek for your business, where days are numbers, not names.
33:41No more Mondays, no more Sundays, just pure flow.
33:45What's your winning idea?
33:47Morons.
33:50I'm not sinking.
33:52Oh, no.
33:58I'm not sinking.
34:00I'm sinking.
34:01I'm sinking.
34:18This is what I'm sinking.
34:23Let's go.
34:48Now, my alpha man, consider the king crab.
34:51Its shell can only strengthen in isolation.
34:55So it is with young men.
34:56Yeah.
35:21Wow.
35:22Great work, champ.
35:23Worth every penny.
35:25I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
35:26Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track our aura.
35:30Not for nothing, but for every hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
35:34Oh, great.
35:35We'll sponsor a penguin.
35:36And if that extra 50k on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience, you'll let me know
35:41about that too?
35:45The gentleman from the VA are here?
35:48No, they're not.
35:49They're literally right there.
35:52Come on, do it like a man.
35:55What the hell?
35:57Oh, I studied English.
35:59It's called Backspin.
36:00Backspin.
36:01What?
36:01Suck it.
36:02Suck it.
36:02Suck it.
36:03Oh, shit.
36:04They are playing ping-pong in the office.
36:06I thought I told you to go off the deal with these bozos.
36:09I made an executive decision to plug my ears.
36:12You better roll out the red carpet for them.
36:14Or you're going to have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter of
36:18a billion dollars.
36:20You're not thinking things through.
36:23What do you sell?
36:24Um, no, the future.
36:28No, Prince of Michigan.
36:30Data.
36:30The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files.
36:36You don't think Big Pharma would want data like that?
36:38Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins.
36:43And if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve
36:50it, maybe we can still get to heaven.
36:52Win-win.
36:54It just feels like without Ramish, everyone's looking at me, waiting for me to just fall on
36:59my dick.
37:01No one is looking at you.
37:03Well, that's supposed to make me feel better.
37:04Well, you want people to look at you.
37:07Yes, yes.
37:07I want them to look and see someone...
37:13Awesome.
37:14Oh, I need some competition.
37:15I played in faces all over the...
37:19Wow!
37:19Puffage!
37:20Jeffrey!
37:22Ruffery!
37:26So you're making yourselves at home.
37:28Yeah.
37:30Offices are epic.
37:32Yes.
37:33Well, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single source justification.
37:37Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters what's unique about hypergnosis...
37:41We're unique as fuck.
37:45Great.
37:45Yeah.
37:46Oh, Harper.
37:47Harper.
37:47Uh, this is our new CTO.
37:51Harper.
37:51Why don't you give them a look through the, uh...
37:54I've noted extra carbon for my friends here.
37:57And, uh, we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
38:00Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
38:04Sorry?
38:06Trucks?
38:06Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, still on paper.
38:09Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so...
38:12Yeah, you know, well, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
38:16I don't know.
38:17This is what the money's for.
38:19Huh?
38:19To, uh, to upload and update.
38:21Paper, floppy disks.
38:23What?
38:23What?
38:24She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
38:27Do you want me to go?
38:28Yeah.
38:29No, hold on.
38:29Come on.
38:31We just need some specs for the, uh...
38:33And we will.
38:33We will.
38:44Lucky, this is the wrong way.
38:45Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
38:47Well, we're working on it.
38:48No, where's Joanne?
38:49Okay.
38:49I'm turning around because of you.
38:50I am sorry.
38:51Shut up.
38:52Shut up.
38:54Okay, that makes sense.
38:55Go back down.
38:55Wait.
38:57Why come her, asshole?
38:59Oh.
38:59It's an EV.
39:01Okay?
39:01I'm part of the solution.
39:03Bitch.
39:05Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
39:24Okay.
39:24Okay.
39:24Okay.
39:25Harper says parking lot.
39:26Maybe you're here.
39:27Parking lot.
39:27They're looking left.
39:28Right.
39:28Right.
39:29Right.
39:29Looking right.
39:30Okay.
39:30Try the left.
39:31I don't see her.
39:32There is nothing here.
39:34Okay.
39:35Literally, there is nothing here.
39:36All right.
39:37Just hold tight.
39:37You should be there.
39:38Harper?
39:39Yeah, you should be there.
39:42Duncan, can you confirm?
39:45Duncan?
39:51Uh-oh.
40:00All right.
40:02Ready for some jokes?
40:06Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
40:09Because Bocher's got off his arms.
40:10Test, please.
40:14Organic facial expression of positive affect.
40:17He smiled.
40:18He laughed.
40:19Right?
40:20Just like any teenage person.
40:22Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
40:25Trophy for you, Xander.
40:27Thank you, Horton.
40:29Alexander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
40:31For those of us with dopamine...
40:33He's making his own dopamine.
40:34He's going to be a genuine friend
40:36who listens and responds to teens.
40:39You're in a bubble.
40:39You have no idea what teens today are going through.
40:43First turtle.
40:45Right.
40:46Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
41:20Once you find your thoughts on a plan.
41:21Do that.
41:39Watch out for four more of the viral actions.
41:41Please mark your harriet or your friends.
41:41Like your father's14 will make it.
41:45The hydrogenated
41:45Oh, my God.
42:30I don't want to sorrow you.
42:33Hey, calm down.
42:34Get out!
42:34Calm down, calm down.
42:35Get out!
42:37Gary!
42:38Gary!
42:38Gary!
42:41He's not here, okay?
42:42The muscle's gone.
42:42He took the car.
42:43Just, Joanne, lift up your arms.
42:52Okay, Duncan, you have to stop breaking into my house like this.
42:57This is my first time.
42:58Okay, I'm gonna call the police.
43:01No, no, and I'm gonna call Nana Marks.
43:04You know the journalist?
43:05She hounds me for tips all the time.
43:07All I have to tell her is, Nana, do I have a story for you?
43:09Shrink turns patients' trauma into traits.
43:11Who wouldn't want to click that?
43:13Come here.
43:14Like that.
43:15Let's go.
43:27You think you know everything about me?
43:30Well, you don't.
43:32Firstly, that varicose vein thing, it was just a consultation.
43:36I decided not to go through with it.
43:39I figured.
43:40You don't always work pantyhose.
43:42Ugh!
43:43Oh my God!
43:44And much more importantly, that thing about Orson's custody.
43:49You have no right to any of it.
43:51But since you've already weaseled your way into my life, I wanted my son.
43:59It's just that Ethan told me.
44:02He promised that he would look after him while I finished my degree and got myself into lifelong student loan
44:07debt at 8%.
44:09And now I have a 15-year-old who has no memory of the little cowboy hat I got him
44:15after he had a shit fit in the middle of the food court.
44:19You think you know everything because you have information, but information is not insight.
44:26And of that, Duncan, you have none.
44:31Please.
44:35Please.
44:36Please.
44:38Please.
44:38Please.
44:38Don't.
44:40Don't do this.
44:42Is this what you want?
44:43Please.
44:45It was just on the little insider trading.
44:51Sorry.
44:52Yeah.
44:55I'm so sorry.
44:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
44:58I'm sorry.
44:59You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
45:03You are looking at this all wrong.
45:06I'm the best thing that's happened to you since Mike Abedelli finger banged you at the Turtle Back Zoo.
45:10I...
45:11Mike?
45:11What?
45:12What?
45:13How?
45:13That memoir you're writing, it's the one.
45:15No docs.
45:16It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
45:19How many companies, how many billions of dollars have you saved or earned for your clients?
45:24God, come on.
45:25That's got to burn.
45:26It is JoJo's turn.
45:27Right?
45:29All I need is just one of your clients.
45:34Someone...
45:35Someone I could just do something with.
45:37That's it.
45:39And, of course, someone who's gonna...
45:42Get me.
45:53Carl Bardolph.
45:57Carl Bardolph.
45:58Is it Bardolph's law?
46:00Bordolph?
46:00That...
46:01That...
46:02Carl...
46:02Bordolph?
46:06Oh, wow.
46:07Nice.
46:07Okay.
46:09Okay.
46:10Okay.
46:10So he wants to get back in the game.
46:11You know, what's his sweet spot?
46:12His...
46:13His open sesame.
46:14Come on.
46:15Joanne.
46:16I bet he likes it.
46:18I bet he likes it.
46:18People worshiping at his feet.
46:20Does he...
46:21Does he miss it?
46:22The glory days.
46:24Oh, he's a glory hound.
46:25Yeah, yeah.
46:25I'm at his feet, so he's at my feet.
46:28Yeah?
46:29Come on.
46:30Oh, come on.
46:31Always.
46:34Sometimes.
46:35Rarely.
46:36Ever.
46:41Sometimes.
46:45Tell me more.
46:51Here we go.
46:54Yeah.
47:00Well...
47:02Everything okay?
47:06Hey.
47:09You alright?
47:10Gary.
47:11Gary.
47:12Um...
47:13I have to...
47:16Tell you something.
47:20So...
47:20Duncan Park?
47:22Oh.
47:22Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
47:23Yes.
47:24Um...
47:25That's on me.
47:26I'm so sorry about that.
47:29I...
47:30It was a slip.
47:31It was just a slip.
47:32I'm...
47:33I'm sorry.
47:34I apologize right away.
47:36And, um...
47:38Then, I...
47:40gave him a free neuropsychabelle.
47:45You...
47:46You...
47:47Did what?
47:48Why?
47:49That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
47:53And he is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable...
47:56Okay, I see you're still activated.
47:58No!
47:58No, Gary!
47:59You have to listen to me!
48:00Okay, okay.
48:01Can you just let me...
48:01You listen to me.
48:02May I please?
48:03May I?
48:06I...
48:07I get it.
48:07I do.
48:08Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
48:12Oh, please.
48:13Tell me more.
48:14Professor Felder would teach me and mentor me.
48:18All right.
48:18Sarcasm aside, I know a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
48:22He barely survived, broke his neck, and he lost the use of his legs and still went back to treat
48:27clients.
48:28And I asked him, how do you do this?
48:29How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints after what you've been through?
48:33And the answer was, suffering is suffering.
48:41Gary, I was there when Phil told you that story.
48:48He was...
48:49He was...
48:49No.
48:50He was...
48:50No.
48:50No.
48:51No, you're wrong.
48:52Because Phil was...
48:53No.
48:53You're mistaken about that.
48:55But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy as much as anybody, anywhere.
49:02He's a human being.
49:04Rich, poor.
49:06It doesn't matter.
49:10Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
49:13I hate to fight with you.
49:17Yeah?
49:20Anyway.
49:22Here.
49:25I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want.
49:28That's not what I... I didn't mean to...
49:30It's okay if you did.
49:31I heard you.
49:33And I wish I could give you a better...
49:38Anyway.
49:40Here.
49:47You're welcome.
49:47Silly.
49:50Silly.
49:52Silly.
50:00John?
50:02Uh...
50:07Oh, my God, it's perfect.
50:15Yum, right?
50:16Mm-hmm.
50:17I think this is our new regular.
50:19Yeah.
50:19I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
50:22This is good.
50:25Hey, Dad.
50:27Can't fire Thelma.
50:29She sold my cube, Jim Jim.
50:31And you've had so many nannies anyway.
50:33Oh, it's Thelma.
50:35It's that I was born.
50:37You know, what about the hot one when you were young?
50:39The shorts?
50:41That was Thelma.
50:42That was Delma?
50:44Really, okay.
50:47How about this?
50:48You don't tell Mom about the milkshake,
50:49and I won't fire Thelma, okay?
50:54Deal.
50:57And also, I can get into Stanford for real without cheating.
51:02I don't need all the extra time,
51:04and you and Mom will have to get money.
51:05Okay, okay.
51:07It is Daddy's money.
51:09And sweetie, cheating is doing it for real.
51:12The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself.
51:15Cheaters never lose.
51:17And losers, they never cheat.
51:21Okay, Dad.
51:39Think about the sun.
51:43Think about her golden glass.
51:51How she lights the world up.
51:54Well, now it's your chance.
51:57With a guardian of splendor
52:01Inviting you to dance.
52:06Hey, Ben.
52:08Think about the sun.
52:13Think about your life.
52:16Hey, Ben.
52:17Days are tame and nights the same.
52:20Think about the beauty in one perfect flame.
52:26And the angels of the morning
52:29Are falling out today.
52:34Hear, Ben.
52:36Think about the sun.
52:40Hard off is in my sights.
52:42I feel like Jane Goodall.
52:43I'm about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
52:46I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
52:48Did you kill anyone, Sander?
52:50Until we get his transcript,
52:52he's not our responsibility.
52:53Duncan Park.
52:54Hypernosis.
52:56Zero days since I stabbed someone, Joanne.
52:59Do you hate me that much?
53:00Yes.
53:02What up in your face?
53:03What up?
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