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Aired (April 17, 2026): ‘Yung split mo, ate, nasilip na namin ang Kalentong, Mandaluyong!

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00:00Ipaini niya, Ate Keem!
00:01Ipaini niya, Ate Keem!
00:04Sige!
00:05Sabi niya, sabi niya, parang ano,
00:07parang bigatin yung lalabanan daw niya.
00:09Siyempre!
00:11Si Dambo ang manager na bangalaya si Dambo.
00:14Itutodon natin to!
00:16Okay, pakilala mo na, Uko!
00:17So, anong pangalan?
00:19Leya siya. Anong pangalan?
00:21Leya siya. Leya? Le.
00:23Dagas na si Le? Mandaluyong po.
00:25Shoutout mo ba kakakamandaluyong Le?
00:27Shoutout sa pamilya ko sa Mandaluyong,
00:29sa mga trapa ko dyan!
00:32Tumitiyok-siyok pa si Le!
00:36Sige! Le!
00:37Subukan natin kung parunong kumempo.
00:39Le! Dito ka! Si Le!
00:40Le! Nang Mandaluyong!
00:42Baka pa niyo na si Le!
00:44Ito na, ang panglaban ng Mandaluyong!
00:47Ay!
00:48Ay!
00:50Mepasipa!
00:52Mepasipa!
00:53Mepasipa!
00:53Bakakas na pinigilatid dyan
00:55Mepasipa mo!
00:57Okay, Le!
00:59Ayun lang! Freestyle!
01:01Ayun lang!
01:01Ayun lang e!
01:05Ayun lang!
01:07Ayun lang!
01:07Ayun lang lang!
01:08Ayun lang!
01:09Ayun lang lang!
01:10Ayun lang lang ha!
01:11Ayun lang!
01:12Le!
01:13Ayun lang lang!
01:15Lay! Lay, baka mapilay ka, ha?
01:17Hindi, hindi pa lang. Kaya, kaya.
01:18Okay lang.
01:19Dadali lang, dadali lang.
01:20Takamang taluyong ka.
01:22Oo.
01:22O pag-split din, nakita ko yung kalentong.
01:29Hindi natagal yung pagkakatali.
01:32Fair na.
01:33Aliba?
01:34Bakit?
01:35Kalenta.
01:35Kalenta ko yung kalentong.
01:37Hindi tayo nag-alala sa kanya. Medyo nag-alala tayo sa sahig.
01:40Ginawa mong kama tong sahig, eh.
01:42Kasi parang ano lang.
01:43Mahusay, mahusay.
01:44Ang lambot ng katawan.
01:47Pero ang galing, ha?
01:48Sina yung pagpagsakit nung?
01:49Kala ko tatayo agad, eh.
01:51Kala ko magbabaw.
01:53Babaw.
01:54Abangan nyo to.
01:55Ito, ito, ito.
01:56Pakilala ka, pakilala ka. Ano pangalan?
01:59Lala po.
02:00Lala?
02:00Kinala kaong si Lala?
02:02Ah, 45.
02:0345.
02:04Lala.
02:04Lala, sa gabi?
02:06Lolo.
02:06Lolo.
02:07Oh, cute!
02:08Gustyong!
02:09Adya yung susi ng motor, ha?
02:10Okay naman.
02:12Parang may inaangkat style dyan, ha?
02:15Lola.
02:16Lola.
02:16Lala.
02:17Hindi po ako magkalig.
02:18Tagasan si Lala.
02:19Sa Kaloocan po.
02:20Oh.
02:21Ano siya na sabi mo, hindi magaling?
02:22Inakita kita kung may kempot, kaya kita napansin ka rin na ron.
02:26Itayo mo ang pandera ng Kaloocan!
02:27Let's go Lala!
02:29Ike-pop mo na yan!
02:31Go Lala!
02:33Go Lala!
02:33Go Lala!
02:34Go Lala!
02:35Go Lala!
02:36Go Lala!
02:37Go Lala!
02:37Go Lala!
02:37Chill lang!
02:39Go Lala!
02:41Go Lala!
02:41Ibigilin!
02:42Ayan na!
02:44Ito paborito ni Lala!
02:45Freestyle!
02:45Lala! Freestyle!
02:47Freestyle!
02:47Ah!
02:48Chill! Chill lang!
02:50Dunagot na kung leopit kung kay ayo!
02:54Oo!
02:54Good joke!
02:56Hindi mo sinabi. Hip-hop pala sila!
02:58Oo, tapot ganon.
02:59Turo-turo lang!
03:00Labanan pala ng Mr. Foggy to eh.
03:04Sila, sila lang nakita akong pinakamalambot na kempot eh.
03:07Iba!
03:11Iblabot ka!
03:12Style niya ayo!
03:13Style yan lang!
03:14Kala ko magagawin ni Lala ganito eh!
03:17Oo!
03:18Mataas ka may embot ah!
03:20Wait!
03:20Wait!
03:21Wait!
03:21We're complaining.
03:22What's that?
03:24My husband was dancing.
03:25We were just dancing.
03:27What group?
03:28What group?
03:29For you, street boys that time, 90s.
03:33What's that?
03:35Paul!
03:36Paul!
03:37Paul!
03:39See guys, breakdance.
03:42Okay, Lala is still a while.
03:44Kimmy, you're right, Kimmy!
03:45Nako, eto na, nakita ko to sa audience kanina, grabe ang pagbiling ni Nanay.
03:50Tapos nung bumaba siya, sabi ko, sabi niya talaga, ano bang laban to?
03:55Hindi niya pa alam.
03:56Ngayon, alam na niya.
03:58Kaya kaya, Nanay.
04:00Anong pangalan natin, Nanay?
04:01Jeanette po.
04:03Jeanette?
04:03Jeanette.
04:04Napakaganda naman ang pangalan ni Ate Jeanette.
04:06Taga saan po kayo?
04:07Taga mandaluyong po.
04:08Magandaluyong po.
04:09Magandaluyong po.
04:09Kakilala po kayo ni Lay?
04:11Hindi po.
04:13Ano lang po?
04:14Kaparanggay.
04:14Kaparanggay.
04:15Dr. Jeanette, may Jeanette kayo na.
04:17Yes!
04:18Palamigin mo!
04:20Paginitin mo ang dance floor!
04:22Let's go!
04:24Let's go!
04:25Let's go, Hino!
04:25One, two, three, four!
04:27Mataw lang!
04:28Ah, iya lang!
04:29Oh!
04:30Grabe!
04:31Oh!
04:33Oh!
04:34Oh!
04:35Wow!
04:36Lalaban na po!
04:38Oh!
04:40Oh!
04:45Mas kuha niya ang man na yung Jeanette.
04:48Ano yung Jeanette?
04:49Oh!
04:50Oh!
04:50Alam mo, mas kuha niya yung man na yung Jeanette.
04:52Ano yung Jeanette?
04:53Gawin niyo nga to.
04:54Okay.
04:55What yyan?
04:56Huh?
04:58Oh!
04:58Kuha niya, ah!
04:59Ano yun!
05:00Oh!
05:01Parang iba yung pinapanood ni Nanay.
05:02Otesa, number four.
05:03Tagasal ka.
05:04Ano yung saan eh!
05:06Si Embyaan!
05:07Magkakasize lang kami!
05:09Si Embyaan!
05:10dy!
05:11You're gonna cry if we can get a shit.
05:12Let's go.
05:13Let's go.
05:16eeeh!
05:21Wow!
05:25I'm going to go.
05:28Oh, you know what he did.
05:29You know what he did!
05:31You know what he did.
05:33One.
05:34Wow.
05:34Wow!
05:37Galitin! Galitin!
05:39Galitin mo naman talaga contestant number 4.
05:40Pero ito, but love people, first time to mangyayari
05:42sa showtime, ang mananalo rito
05:44ay makakatanggap
05:46ng kicharon bulaklak
05:48na dalawang kilong. What? Walang ganon!
05:51Pork, tatlong kilong
05:53pork belly lutuna.
05:54Ang sarap eh! Tapos
05:56yung isang kilong pula ng
05:58idlog. Walang sisig!
06:01Balot, walang balat.
06:02Saat? Merong isang buwan
06:04libre BP.
06:07Okay!
06:08Diyan natin kung sino mananalo nito.
06:10Palakbakan ba nilang people, ha?
06:12Contessa number 1!
06:16Contessa number 2!
06:18Lala!
06:20Contessa number 3!
06:22Jemaine!
06:24Number 2,
06:26si Lala. Meron ka ng isang libu.
06:28Congratulations at maraming salamat.
06:30Parehas kasi nung 1 and 3, ha?
06:321 and 3.
06:32Pwis Jom, saan daw makukuha yung pagkain?
06:35Pag exit mo ganyan, may nagluluto na.
06:38Oo, may nagluluto na.
06:39Pwis Jom, pwis Jom, pwis Jom maasas si nanay, ha?
06:42Matatanggap daw siya sa dulo.
06:44Yes! May matatanggap ka.
06:45Paborito niya aligi, di ba?
06:47Oh, yan!
06:50Okay, number 1 and number 3, ha?
06:52Number 1!
06:55Parang nabawasan, ha?
06:57Number 3!
06:59Hey!
07:01Meron ka ng 2,000 piso!
07:03Nanay Ginette!
07:04May meron ka rin isang libong piso.
07:06Maraming salamat sa inyo.
07:07Palakabaka natin, Barlabibo!
07:22Taa tinga sa, pwisim!
07:24Nyeh.
07:24Pwisim.
07:24Teh, pwisim.
07:24Taa tinga chau.bery,
07:27pwisim. Taa
07:28tingaa mauoboria. Nyeh.
07:28Pwisim
07:28ili eeh. Jesi s seng,
07:28pwisim xenogogio kolejilo.
07:28You
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