00:00Für all of Earth's creatures,
00:02the greatest pursuit
00:03is finding a mating partner.
00:06This unimpressive Maiter Male
00:08is faced with another mating season
00:10all alone.
00:11Wait, are you filming this?
00:13And failure to mate could mean
00:15the end of a bloodline.
00:17Stop narrating at me!
00:19Leave me alone!
00:22What am I supposed to do?
00:23It's mating season!
00:25You, my friend, are hitting
00:26the dating sites. There is a dating
00:28site for every animal.
00:30Field is if you're looking for a
00:32group situation. In a field,
00:35of course. Hey, man!
00:36You wanna doink my wife? Yeah!
00:44We're all just searching for someone
00:46to share our lives with. I hooked up with one
00:48of my dad's friends. Vaughn,
00:50I respect you so much.
00:52Hiya, boys. Va-va-voo!
00:55Did you just va-va-voom your own mom?
00:58I have the best and prettiest
00:59mommy in the world. Your mom,
01:01she tried to seduce me.
01:03You fucked my mom?
01:09I love our friend group.
01:14You gotta get back on the horse!
01:16Now kiss me. But don't stick out your tongue
01:19because I'll think it's a finger and I'll bite it off.
01:23My heart desires love?
01:25Little cliché, but we'll go with love.
01:30Hey, Dave. Dude.
01:31We're on lesbians.
01:32Nice. Nice.
01:34It is scary to be alone.
01:37We're not alone. We have each other.
01:42Oh, you gonna spray me?
01:44You like that, you little freak?
01:46Yeah, express your anal glands
01:47all over my goddamn pelt.
01:49Oh, oh, oh!
01:50Oh, oh, oh!
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