00:28I don't know what to do.
00:36I don't know.
01:20You sure we gotta do this, Sonic?
01:22This is Robotnik's fortress.
01:25If a guy's been locked up for 30 years, he needs rescue.
01:30Sonic!
01:34This place gives me the creeps.
01:38Yeah, and that's the biggest creep of all.
01:45Relax, kid. I'm not gonna bite.
01:47How about claw, choke, or kick?
01:49Are you the guy Robotnik locked up 30 years ago?
01:53The one and only.
01:54Name's Lucas.
01:56Well, stand back, Lucas. We're busting you out of here.
02:03Uh-oh. Look!
02:08It's one of Robotnik's little pals.
02:10Sure ain't one mean-looking son-of-a-can-opener.
02:13No!
02:15Speaking of looks...
02:19Uh, who are you fricking for?
02:21The Undertaker?
02:22Least I can do is give him a fair chance.
02:30I'm waiting.
02:38When fast thinking is of the essence, I'm the essence of fast thinking.
02:45Sorry we can't stick around and play.
02:47Got a chug, ball.
02:51Help!
02:52Help!
02:56Help!
02:58Help!
03:08Get you and call me in the morning.
03:11I hate that hedgehog.
03:13Quick, prepare the egg blaster.
03:21Rotten Egg Bomb in launch position.
03:24Fire!
03:27Now which way is out of here?
03:31Rotten Egg Bomb!
03:34Hold that thought.
03:41You guys hit us!
03:44All right, Sonic!
03:47Excuse me.
03:47I got a breakfast date with Robotnik.
03:49You guys get out of here and meet me by the river.
03:54Hear anything, your vileness?
03:56Shh, yes, I hear it.
03:59I'm your repulsiveness!
04:01It's the Egg Bomb!
04:03Of course it's the Egg Bomb, fool!
04:06Oh!
04:07Whoa!
04:08Yeah!
04:12Sunny side down!
04:20Tell me when.
04:23Nincombutts!
04:24Get him!
04:25Ah!
04:26Ah!
04:27Ah!
04:28Ah!
04:30Ah!
04:31Ah!
04:32Ah!
04:33Ah!
04:33Ah!
04:34Ah!
04:34Ah!
04:35Ah!
04:36Ah!
04:37Ah!
04:38Hey, thanks for saving me!
04:40But why'd you do it?
04:42Nobody should have to stay in a dungeon for 30 years.
04:45Why does Robotnik hate you so much?
04:47It's all about Lucinda.
04:49My beautiful, wonderful Lucinda.
04:52It all seems like yesterday.
04:55We were lab partners at our high school chemistry class.
04:59I was just working up the nerve to ask her to go steady.
05:02And Robotnik didn't like it.
05:04Why does he get all the luck?
05:07Lucinda should be my lab partner and my girlfriend.
05:10I'll take care of him!
05:37I'll take care of him!
05:40Never. Never, ever. Not in a trillion years.
05:44I suppose this means marriage is completely out of the question.
05:48Oh, Lucas. Dear Lucas. Are you all right?
05:57Y'all pay for this.
06:00Just after that, Robotnik was expelled and began his villainous career.
06:06When he built his fortress, I was his first prisoner.
06:09Wow. So what happened to Lucinda?
06:12Who knows? After all these years.
06:16Hey, come on. She may be waiting for you.
06:20For this? A walking haystack?
06:23If she stood up to Robotnik like that, she really must have loved you.
06:27Come on. Time's a-wasting.
06:28What's the hurry?
06:30Are you kidding? She's been waiting 30 years.
06:33I can't stand waiting 30 seconds.
06:35We're taking you to Lucinda.
06:39I don't care what it takes.
06:42I'll give anything to have Lucas return to my dungeon.
06:46Anything?
06:47For that decrepit old hairball?
06:50That hairball stole the one thing I treasured most in life.
06:53Besides having power and committing rottenness, of course.
06:56My beautiful, wonderful Lucinda.
07:00It all seems like yesterday.
07:03We make such chemistry together, eh, Lucinda?
07:09Oh, Robotnik.
07:11Everything was perfect till that too-good-nik muscle brain Lucas showed up.
07:16Get lost, you low-life scum.
07:19Lucinda and I have a date to sing to the orphans at the hospital.
07:22Let go of me, you clean-cut cootie.
07:25Get your hands off my girl.
07:28Your girl? We'll see about that.
07:31Ow!
07:37Robotnik, you saved me from that goody-goody bonehead.
07:41You are my hero.
07:44Oh, so where is she?
07:46How come we never met her?
07:48Hello?
07:48You're malevolent?
07:49Yeah!
07:50What happened?
07:51Where is your Lucinda?
07:54Did you marry her and live happily ever after?
07:58No!
07:59I want Lucas back in his cage!
08:02Now!
08:03Oh!
08:04I bet they'll be heading for the Mobius jungle.
08:08The jungle?
08:08Why?
08:10Lucinda teaches there in a little schoolhouse.
08:13If you bring Lucas and Sonic back to me, you can name your prize.
08:19Anything!
08:20Your regomatic hovercraft?
08:22Yes!
08:23This fortress?
08:24Yes!
08:25I said anything!
08:28You mean like, like, that wrench set over there?
08:31Ah, even the wrench set.
08:34See ya!
08:39I can't move!
08:41What are you griping about?
08:42You wanted that wrench set, didn't ya?
08:49Mobius Canyon!
08:51That's the place to catch him!
08:53I'll shoot that scratch.
08:54I'll catch Sonic first.
08:56I'll catch you next time.
08:59I'll catch you next time.
09:00I'll catch you next time.
09:02Don't think your trap will work.
09:03Sure it will!
09:05See?
09:05You come along here, and step in the snare, and get yanked up in the air, releasing that
09:11branch, which will bat you into that pit.
09:15Gee, I can't visualize it.
09:17Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
09:19You must be really, really dumb!
09:21Look!
09:23GAAAHHHHH!
09:24AHHHHH!
09:24AHHHHH!
09:25AHHHHH!
09:25AHHHHH!
09:28AHHHHH!
09:29Now I get it!
09:30See ya, scumbot!
09:32Gotta go, slow mo!
09:34AHHHHH!
09:35AHHHHH!
09:35AHHHH!
09:36AHHHH!
09:36AHHHH!
09:37AHHHH!
09:38AHHHH!
09:40It's time to give up, Sonic.
09:42You've already been over half of Mobius, and talked to everybody, and we still have
09:47no idea where Lucinda is.
09:49We just haven't been asking the right people.
09:54Oh, this time I'm in charge, and they won't get away!
10:01It's the hedgehog!
10:02Yeah!
10:07Oh, that is real smart, Scratch!
10:10Just wait till I tell Dr. Robot they're gonna failure you all!
10:17Gosh, I feel kinda sorry for him.
10:19Makes me wanna give him a hint and tell him where we're going.
10:22After the dirty rotten trick you just pulled?
10:25Go grounder, you moronathon!
10:28We don't need the dumb hedgehog's dumb hints!
10:30Right, I knew that.
10:31Yeah, you dumb hedgehog!
10:34We already know you're going to Lucinda's schoolhouse in Mobius' jungle!
10:38Lucinda, here we come!
10:41You got it, Ace!
10:42Let's race!
10:52A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
10:56Hold up, Sonic!
10:57Listen!
10:58H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P!
11:01It's Lucinda!
11:03It's Lucinda!
11:04Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z!
11:11She's just as pretty as I remember!
11:14Now R is for rotten!
11:21Yay!
11:23Yay!
11:24And L!
11:25L is for Lucas!
11:35Bye everyone!
11:36See you tomorrow!
11:39Kids really like her, don't they?
11:41Yeah!
11:42She's really something!
11:45Lucas!
11:46Where you going?
11:47I can't face her!
11:49It's the Lucas I was 30 years ago she wants!
11:54Lucas, go on!
11:56She's waited 30 years!
11:57Going on 31 if you don't hurry!
12:00I'm waiting!
12:04Alright!
12:08Lucinda?
12:09Lucas?
12:12Lucas?
12:18Lucinda!
12:19Let me out of here!
12:20Lucinda!
12:22Lucas!
12:26Lucas!
12:28Lucas!
12:30Come on little bro!
12:31This isn't the way the story's supposed to end!
12:36Chicken tracks...
12:37The Badnik's got him!
12:39Gotta speed G!
12:48Remember...
12:49I'm the one who spotted him first!
12:51But I'm the one who captured him. I should get the reward.
12:55Neither of you are getting anything, because I'm getting out of here.
13:04Hey, what's happening? Who's there?
13:12I'll put you back where you belong, you despicable ruiner of robots.
13:17You can lock me up, Robotnik, but you'll never win Lucinda's heart.
13:23We'll see about that.
13:37It's the hedgehog. He's doing exactly what I want him to do.
13:45We're getting warm, little buddy.
13:57Warm? In a minute, you'll be roasting, hedgehog.
14:16Lucas, my man. Time for your date with destiny.
14:20Sonic! The volcano exploded!
14:23Time to fly, guys.
14:32Sonic and Lucinda's true love are past tense, ancient history, and future fossil fuel.
14:40But Dr. Robotnik, I thought Lucinda loved you.
14:44Yeah! She has Robotnik's picture up in her classroom, doesn't she?
14:49She does? Maybe. Maybe. There's still hope.
14:54Oh, this I gotta see.
15:07There's no way out!
15:09Not necessary.
15:13Where'd you going?
15:15Could be anyplace.
15:23Ah! Whoa-ho-ho! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
15:25Hey-hey-hey-hey!
15:26Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
15:29Huh?
15:32Hop a ride, guys!
15:56Hey, Lucas, you okay, pal?
15:58I wonder if Lucinda will marry Robotnik.
16:02That soft-boiled egg brain, she's got better taste than that.
16:06He's powerful, rich.
16:08What have I got to offer but head lice and a bad haircut?
16:12Tell you what, Tails will take care of the bad hair, and I'll take care of the bad niche. Deal?
16:18Deal.
16:26What am I going to say?
16:27I love you, Lucinda.
16:30Will you have me?
16:31Please, please, please, please, please.
16:33Hmm, not bad.
16:35I sound like a groveling worm.
16:38I got to be strong, manly.
16:41Marry me, Lucinda, or else.
16:43Ooh, not bad.
16:45Not bad.
16:57Lucinda?
16:59Robotnik?
17:00Uh, Lucinda?
17:04Marry me?
17:05Go else.
17:08Okay.
17:10You will?
17:12Oh, Lucinda, you've made my day!
17:15My week!
17:16My year!
17:17The fun has just begun.
17:24Do you take this woman to be your wife?
17:27To have and to hold for richer, for poorer?
17:30Yes, definitely!
17:31Yes, I do!
17:32And do you take this man to-
17:34Of course she does!
17:35Then you may kiss the bride.
17:38You are now man and wife.
17:51What's a wedding without some rice?
17:53Why you!
18:02Smile!
18:05And a piece of wedding cake.
18:11Or two.
18:13Or three.
18:14Or two.
18:23Or three.
18:24Mwah!
18:26Delicious!
18:27Yummy, Cubby!
18:29Mwah!
18:34Delicious!
18:35Yummy, Cubby!
18:40I almost forgot no wedding presents, sweetie.
18:44I hope you like it!
18:46Mwah!
18:47Mwah!
18:49Mwah!
18:49Mwah!
18:49Mwah!
19:00Mwah!
19:14I'm going mad.
19:16Um,ları-a-a-a-a-a...
19:19Mwah!
19:19Guess I'm done for the day.
19:21Maybe not, Your Honor.
19:23Hold on.
19:30You look hot, Lucas.
19:32You can't get cold feet now.
19:34Anyway, if you wait much longer,
19:36I'll have to give you another haircut.
19:38All right.
19:40I just need a little nudge and I'll...
19:42How's things, you little girl?
19:44Ah!
19:48Lucas!
19:50Lucas, is it you?
19:51Yes, Lucinda.
19:53It's me.
19:54I...
19:55I...
19:56I'm waiting.
19:59Yeah, we're waiting.
20:03Thirty years is a long time, Lucinda.
20:07We've got no time to waste.
20:09Will you marry me?
20:11Ah!
20:12Lucas!
20:16I guess that's a yes.
20:18So what are we waiting for?
20:25Welcome to the Love Can't Wait Wedding Chapel.
20:32So, what are we waiting for?
20:34We're ready.
20:38We're all gathered today.
20:41Wait, wait, wait.
20:45And who are you supposed to be?
20:48Best hedgehog, of course.
20:50You better believe it.
21:05I love reading.
21:07Books can take you to far away lands and exotic places.
21:10Or show you how to see everyday things in a way cool way.
21:14Too bad some people have a problem learning how to read.
21:18If you know someone that has trouble reading, tell them to ask a teacher or get help at a local
21:23library.
21:23All they have to do is ask.
21:25I'll tell you, there's worlds of fun in reading.
21:29I'll tell you.
21:35I'll tell you.
21:42There's worlds of fun in reading.
22:02Peek