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20:42And a Diet Pepsi.
20:44Thanks.
20:48We could take a cab home.
20:50Don't tell me you don't need a drink, because you need a drink.
20:52I don't need a drink.
20:53You need a drink.
20:55I don't need a drink.
20:56I call bullshit on that.
20:58I need sleep. That's what I need.
21:00Hey, cheers to the best tour yet.
21:04You leave me hanging here?
21:05I do not clean buses with fucking Diet Pepsi.
21:08Best book tour. What is that?
21:11Is that like the stomach cancer?
21:13You endure it. You do not toast it.
21:15Oh, how I hate all those paying customers showering me with love and respect.
21:19And why do I have to make so much money?
21:22How do you bear it?
21:32Bunch of dummies.
21:34Wow.
21:35It's a ship that sells on sand?
21:38Purple sand?
21:39That is, uh, that's brilliant.
21:41The world needed that.
21:43And the world needed yet another female character who spends all her time mooning over some fucking proud and haughty
21:49pirate.
21:49He's a Corsair, not a pirate.
21:52Mm.
21:53Mandovian Spicefruit.
21:56Jesus, that...
21:57It's like a bad episode of Star Trek.
21:59All right, so how about you throw everybody a change-up?
22:01Hmm?
22:02Green sand?
22:03Is that a purple?
22:05Maybe it's time for your serious book.
22:09Why not?
22:09You've been plugging away on it for five years.
22:12Four and a half, barely.
22:14Pardon me.
22:14So put it out already.
22:15I can't just...
22:18It needs polishing.
22:21Obviously, I mean, it does, right?
22:22But, okay, take the next few months and polish.
22:25I'll work it out.
22:26I'll buy you some more time before your next Viacaro.
22:30You really think bitter chrysalis is that good?
22:35I think people will love it.
22:42You ever read, um, Finnegan's Wake?
22:44No.
22:46I tried, too.
22:47In grad school.
22:51It's probably great.
22:53I don't know.
22:55All I know is it made me miserable trying to get through it.
23:01I figure you make even one person happy.
23:06Maybe that's not art.
23:09It's something.
23:16To Ravon.
23:19Proud, haughty Ravon.
23:29Did you bring your cigarettes?
23:31Since when do you smoke?
23:33Since now?
23:34Made my rise all over the town.
23:38When I were born.
23:41And everybody's like to have what I got.
23:44Keep rolling down this door to the bottom.
23:47It's what you find me here.
23:49That's my name.
23:55Are you trying to start a forest fire?
23:57Stop wasting my butane.
24:00Stop telling me how to smoke.
24:02I used to smoke in middle school.
24:04You know, you're supposed to light the other person's cigarette first, by the way.
24:06That's etiquette.
24:07Yeah?
24:07On a plane, do you put your own oxygen mask on first?
24:13Ooh.
24:14You're gonna hear it.
24:15Houston Mom, 78, says about Blood Song.
24:18Best Waikaro ever!
24:19All caps.
24:20And, uh...
24:2416, 17!
24:25No!
24:25Wow.
24:26Is that a new record?
24:27It's gotta be.
24:28Spoiler alert.
24:29Rabanne is back.
24:30And yummier than ever.
24:31Yummier than ever.
24:32Think she means?
24:33Mm-mm.
24:34You better belief he's got my permission to come aboard.
24:37I'd walk his plank any time.
24:39I'm sensing a nautical motif.
24:41Little bit.
24:41Think Houston Mom's off for meds again?
24:43I think Houston Mom would spread her legs for a grilled cheese sandwich.
24:48Huh.
24:51Look at that.
24:53What?
24:55What do you think they're doing?
24:57What do you think they're doing?
24:58What's what doing?
24:58The planes.
24:59Look.
25:03I don't know.
25:04Was that weird?
25:05Yeah, it's weird.
25:06Isn't it?
25:07All of them kind of parallel like that?
25:10Huh.
25:10I don't know.
25:22Anybody else weigh in?
25:24That's all the usual suspects.
25:26Plus a few new ones.
25:28Everybody loves it.
25:40You want to answer a few questions for them?
25:43What now?
25:44No, no, no.
25:45Do a quick one.
25:45Let them know you're paying attention.
25:48Carol, my husband says Rabanne can be my hall pass, which I don't think is fair since Rabanne's not a
25:53real live person, although I wish he was.
25:55In real life, was there an actual man you were thinking of when you came up with Rabanne?
26:01That's hilarious.
26:05You want to tell the truth?
26:09What do you have to lose?
26:13Put down George Clooney.
26:15What?
26:16What's wrong with him?
26:17Nothing.
26:18Just...
26:18I mean, how about a hot Brazilian soccer player?
26:21Someone with dreadlocks.
26:22Hip it up.
26:24Just...
26:25Put George Clooney.
26:27It's safer.
26:34Shit!
26:48はは...
26:50Oh.
26:56Buddy, you...
26:57...you okay, Buddy?
27:05Oh, Jesus.
27:17Helen, should we call someone?
27:23Helen! Helen, stop looking at the god damn fu-
27:36Helen?
27:42Oh my god, Helen?
27:44Helen?
27:46Helen?
27:50Help! Somebody help us!
27:54Help!
27:56Just hang in there.
27:57Hang in, hang in there.
27:59Just hang in there.
28:07Oh my, my, my!
28:08Oh my, my, my, my...
28:23Oh my, my!
28:24Oh my.
28:38Fuck.
28:38Oh, my God.
29:15Oh, my God.
29:27Yes, yes, yes, yes.
29:30Please remain on the line.
29:32An operator will be with you shortly.
29:35Be free to be out of the courteous position.
29:38Number 13 on the line.
29:40An operator will be with you shortly.
29:42Be free to be out of the courteous position.
29:45Number 13 on the line.
30:20Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,
30:24come on, come on.
30:25Come on, come on, come on, come on.
30:34Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
30:41Fuck you!
30:52You better get out. Come on, get out. Get out!
30:59No! Fuck!
31:03Fuck it, go!
31:10Come on.
31:20Move.
31:34Move.
31:42Fuck!
31:47Fuck!
31:52Fuck!
31:53Oh, my God.
32:32Oh, thank God.
32:35Oh, thank God.
32:58Oh, my God.
33:00Oh, my God.
33:07Oh, my God.
33:07Oh, my God.
33:14Oh, my God.
33:15Oh, my God.
33:32Oh, my God.
34:13Oh, my God.
34:37Oh, my God.
34:49Oh, my God.
34:54Oh, my God.
34:55Oh, my God.
34:55Oh, my God.
34:57Oh, my God.
34:59Oh, my God.
35:00Oh, my God.
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35:21Oh, my God.
35:55Oh, my God.
36:05Oh, my God.
36:31Oh, my God.
36:38Oh, my God.
37:13Oh, my God.
37:17Oh, my God.
37:18Oh, my God.
37:28Oh, my God.
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38:11Oh, my God.
38:18Oh, my God.
38:21Oh, my God.
38:38Oh, my God.
38:41Oh, my God.
39:24Oh, my God.
39:31Oh, my God.
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40:02Oh, my God.
40:17Oh, my God.
40:21Oh, my God.
40:22Oh, my God.
40:25Oh, my God.
40:54Oh, my God.
40:57Oh, my God.
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41:28Oh, my God.
42:04Oh, my God.
42:15Oh, my God.
42:29Oh, my God.
42:31Oh, my God.
42:50Oh, my God.
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43:38Oh, my God.
44:05Oh, my God.
44:09Oh, my God.
44:19Oh, my God.
44:33Oh, my God.
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44:49Oh, my God.
45:20Oh, my God.
45:40Oh, my God.
46:11Oh, my God.
46:16Oh, my God.
46:24Oh, my God.
47:03Oh, my God.
47:25Oh, my God.
48:11Oh, my God.
48:28Oh, my God.
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49:13Oh, my God.
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50:11Oh, my God.
50:22Oh, my God.
50:46Oh, my God.
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53:33Oh, my God.
54:03Oh, my God.
54:55Oh, my God.
54:58Oh, my God.
55:56Oh, my God.
55:58Oh, my God.
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