00:02Don't worry.
00:02I test all the potential new family members with this machine.
00:08Is your name Olivia Jones?
00:09Yes.
00:11You love Henry Falker?
00:13Very much.
00:14Do you have a positive impression of Henry's family so far?
00:17Yes.
00:18Hello?
00:19Hey.
00:20The old machine.
00:21Funny to be on the outside.
00:22Used to be in the hot seat.
00:24Would you like to ask me some questions, Greg?
00:26Okay.
00:27Uh, Olivia, do you think I hold Henry emotionally hostage?
00:29I mean, yeah.
00:31You call him wee-wee?
00:32Wee-wee?
00:33What is that?
00:33Like a joke about his wee-wee?
00:35Oh.
00:36Nope.
00:36No jokes about Henry's little penis.
00:38I mean, not little.
00:39You probably have more up-to-date info on it.
00:42I haven't seen it for a while, so...
00:43Dad, please stop talking.
00:44Alright.
00:47What do you think of Olivia?
00:49She's adorable, so smart.
00:53Good boy.
00:54He likes you.
00:55With one sniff, dogs can tell more about a person's character
00:58than a human could be.
01:02I don't know if you're aware of Greg,
01:03but when we first met,
01:04I didn't think you were good enough for my pancake.
01:06Yeah, I didn't notice.
01:08Olivia's a powerhouse.
01:10People underestimate me,
01:12but actually I was an FBI hostage negotiator.
01:15Oh, badass.
01:16Here comes the airplane.
01:17I pull the strings of the hostage takers,
01:19like strategic emotional puppetry.
01:21That's how I'm gonna free Henry from you, Greg.
01:25Oh, my God.
01:26Oh, my God.
01:27What do we do?
01:31Oh, my God.
01:32You baby birdied Grandpa Jay.
01:36I'm gonna ask Olivia to marry me.
01:37What?
01:39Hey, you sure she's the one?
01:40Dad.
01:42Why?
01:43I'm a little worried about Henry.
01:44He's so innocent.
01:46And she's trained to manipulate people.
01:48I love the lengths that you go to for your mishpukah.
01:52Mishpukah?
01:52That means family in Yiddish.
01:54I know.
01:57I'm considering inviting Olivia into the circle of trust.
02:00Look at the guns on this guy.
02:01Well, thank you for noticing.
02:04You can't just waltz in there.
02:06I worked my ass off to get in there.
02:09Showed me an interesting weekend.
02:11Are you not entertainer?
02:13Ready to the end?
02:14Let's do it.
02:29I thought this would be an opportunity to get to know me, to bond.
02:32How do you bond with an emotional puppeteer?
02:34I won't be your little Pinocchio, Geppetto, evil Geppetto.
02:40I'm a real boy.
02:44What the hell's the matter with you, fucker?
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