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00:00:00武都大学的学生处主任 我就算现在把你打一顿 事情照样可以摆平
00:00:07你Google是谁啊 学生处主任 你吓傻了吧 别说是你一个学生 就算是学校老师 也不敢跟我闹矛盾
00:00:18好好好 刚刚你说的话 我已经录音了 到时候我发到网上去 我倒要看看这学生处主任多牛逼
00:00:28这事要传出去 我Google也会被牵扯进来 她不得把我弄死 给我闪点啊 给我拿过来
00:00:37给我拿过来
00:00:45你小子 很牛逼啊 这回是在校内 我不敢动你
00:00:52要是在校外 我认识道上的兄弟 都给你套上个麻袋
00:00:56你怎么死的你都不知道
00:00:58小心点
00:01:00没事 一个杂碎而已 还奈何不了我
00:01:03对了 你有校长电话吗
00:01:05校长电话 想给校长告状 吓死我了
00:01:09你告诉我一个事是
00:01:11但是我有院长的电话
00:01:13吓死我了 找不到校长告状 想找院长
00:01:18铁打的老师 流水的学生 你们一查又一查
00:01:24院长跟我姑姑的关系啊 可不差
00:01:26喂 你找谁啊
00:01:29喂 是古都大学金管学院的李院长吗
00:01:32是我 找谁啊
00:01:34哦 我是古都大学金管学院大赐的学生
00:01:37那么临近毕业了嘛
00:01:38我打算成立一个助学金
00:01:40这个助学金额一千万
00:01:41什么 这小子吹什么牛逼啊
00:01:44他一千万
00:01:45副学 你不是在开玩笑吧
00:01:48院长 他不是在开玩笑
00:01:51他是真的要成立一个助学金
00:01:53你们在哪 我现在过去
00:01:55叫我 attractions
00:01:57滚 滚 滚 滚 滚 滚 滚 滚
00:02:00以后别人我看到你
00:02:02陆久张 李玛
00:02:05院长 您怎麽认识他
00:02:07怎么可能不认识嘛
00:02:09你俩的事儿 在学校都长翻天了
00:02:13我还在群里啊 听到你老师八卦过
00:02:17想这里院长也是个往上冲浪的小能手啊
00:02:19院长 陆久张也是我们学员的学手
00:02:24而且他还想为学校做出一封贡献
00:02:26我可以保证
00:02:26他是有这份能力的
00:02:29有实力是好事啊
00:02:31成立助学金也是好事
00:02:33我的学生有本事
00:02:35我也不出去开会
00:02:36这可是炫耀的资本
00:02:38成立基金会不是什么难事
00:02:41但是其中有一些小细节
00:02:42我联系咱们校长
00:02:43咱们一起坐坐
00:02:45正好我有事
00:02:46要找校长商量一下
00:02:48好 走
00:02:49走
00:02:50我喝
00:02:51鼓励中得罪一个大王
00:02:57学校最近的经营出现了一些问题
00:02:59请接约
00:03:03李院长
00:03:07这位就是我给你电话中提到的陆九章同学
00:03:08校长好
00:03:09我错
00:03:10的确是少年俊杰
00:03:12你要一千万成立助学基金吗
00:03:17校长放心
00:03:18我会单独成立一个金融账户
00:03:20将这一千万放在里面
00:03:22由我跟学校共同监管
00:03:25但是呢
00:03:25我有个要求
00:03:30这笔钱必须放在贫困且品学兼优的学生身上
00:03:31这个陆同学放心
00:03:32贫困生的资料到时候会发你一份
00:03:35便与你直观理解
00:03:37这笔助学金的名字就叫做
00:03:39陆林助学金
00:03:41他当着这么多人的面书
00:03:44是来证明我俩的关系吗
00:03:46对了 校长
00:03:47还有一件事
00:03:48我在古都大学四年
00:03:50发现咱们学校有不少弊端
00:03:54学校引进来的商户不应该是为学生服务的吗
00:03:58为何成为了坑学生的黑心商家
00:03:59哦 还有这样的事情
00:04:01在学校餐厅旁有一家便利店
00:04:05便利店老板的姑姑是咱们学校的学生处主任
00:04:08可没少在咱们学校作威作福啊
00:04:09我建议学校立刻自查
00:04:12对这群商户进行整改
00:04:14陆同学你放心
00:04:15这事我一定会延长
00:04:17给你一个交代
00:04:19有校长的这句话我就放心了
00:04:21那校长我们就先走了
00:04:23好
00:04:27还真是一对
00:04:30校长那我也先走了
00:04:32好
00:04:38让我去超市把这事情调查清楚
00:04:49你说你没事招人学着干嘛
00:04:52老板是他们先说咱们坑人的
00:04:54我不是为了维护咱们店铺的名誉吗
00:04:56那谁让你把学校刺客放进去了
00:04:57我忘了
00:04:59好像是品牌方
00:05:01都是可以提升店铺效益
00:05:03还能多挣你钱
00:05:04一天你弄个专柜
00:05:04把雪糕的价格单独标出来
00:05:07老板
00:05:07好像已经晚了
00:05:10社长 你怎么来了
00:05:14姑姑 你怎么也来了
00:05:16都是你干的好事
00:05:17校长已经开始责令
00:05:19严查学校商铺了
00:05:20等会人家说什么
00:05:22你点头就行
00:05:26这雪糕多少钱
00:05:27也非送你的
00:05:28我不要钱
00:05:29扫码看看价格
00:05:36一共二百一十块
00:05:40三根雪糕二百一十块钱
00:05:41三根雪糕二百一十块钱
00:05:41行
00:05:42你们真行
00:05:43本性都黑到学生身上
00:05:46现在起
00:05:47出商户
00:05:49学校合作关系
00:05:50现三日内
00:05:52撤离学校
00:05:52问姑姑
00:05:54救救我
00:05:55帮你
00:05:57怎么办
00:05:57我自己都自身难保
00:05:59自求多福吧你
00:06:01姑姑
00:06:02姑姑
00:06:02姑姑
00:06:11今天怎么回来这么迟啊
00:06:13大冷天的在外面谈恋爱
00:06:14不嫌冷啊
00:06:15说了一些事情
00:06:16耽搁了
00:06:19约妹子打游戏呢
00:06:21之前
00:06:22怎么没见你约过呀
00:06:23约什么约
00:06:25这我花钱下的单啊
00:06:26三十块钱半个小时
00:06:28太那么贵了
00:06:30哎哟
00:06:30你现在出去谈恋爱
00:06:32连里头
00:06:34都跑出去和妹子约会
00:06:35这寝室
00:06:36就剩下我一个人了
00:06:38哟
00:06:39你们这些没良心的狗东西啊
00:06:41有了妹子
00:06:42就忘了兄弟
00:06:44都快毕业了
00:06:46本来极为团结的素质
00:06:49现在就是让自己负担了
00:06:50放行好了
00:06:51之前不是答应你
00:06:53带妹子聚餐吗
00:06:54呃
00:06:55就明天下午吧
00:06:57我跟林婉儿说一下
00:06:58让他带他社友一起
00:07:00哎 王洛
00:07:01还是你靠谱
00:07:04兄弟下半辈子的信
00:07:04就靠你了
00:07:10喂 是洛九张吗
00:07:13我是楚
00:07:13又是楚寒的电话
00:07:16又是星号
00:07:17真是没完没了
00:07:18下午就去把电话
00:07:19赶注销了
00:07:20天天糟了
00:07:21谁扛了住
00:07:22哎 谁给你打的电话
00:07:24看你愁眉苦脸的样子
00:07:26还能是谁
00:07:27楚寒呗
00:07:29我都跟他说清楚了
00:07:30还纠缠不清
00:07:31牛逼啊
00:07:32哎
00:07:33我不是说你啊
00:07:36我是说楚寒那个渣女牛逼啊
00:07:37这出轨都点明到脸上了
00:07:40还来找你啊
00:07:42陆九张
00:07:44门笑有人找你啊
00:07:45有人找我
00:07:47还有这惊喜啊
00:07:49可去吧
00:07:50说不定是林大笑话
00:07:51别让人家等太久了
00:07:53嗯
00:07:57哎呦
00:07:58哎呦
00:07:58卧槽
00:07:59逼漫了好几分钟
00:08:00还点得赔完妹妹子
00:08:03老费了不少钱啊
00:08:04喂
00:08:07老妹妹
00:08:08有没有凉快点的照片啊
00:08:11发给哥看看
00:08:12最好
00:08:14吃到黑丝的变种
00:08:16嘿嘿嘿
00:08:22吃到黑丝的变种
00:08:24吃到黑丝的变种
00:08:39吃到黑丝的变种
00:08:40我知道错了
00:08:41你原谅我好不好
00:08:42之前是我不懂事
00:08:44我现在重新追求你
00:08:47可以吗
00:08:48在一起
00:08:49在一起
00:08:50在一起
00:08:51在一起
00:08:51有意思吗
00:08:52之前
00:08:54我不愿意把话说中
00:08:56那是因为
00:08:56我看你是女生
00:08:58给你留点面子
00:08:59你难道
00:09:00想让我当这大家伙的面
00:09:02把你所做的丑事
00:09:03全部公布出来
00:09:04才肯善罢甘休吗
00:09:06至于至此
00:09:07你为什么还缠着我
00:09:08难道
00:09:09是因为我的钱吗
00:09:10可笑
00:09:13不是的 九正
00:09:14我不是为你的钱
00:09:15才追你的
00:09:16我是想做到你的好呀
00:09:18哼
00:09:19当了婊子
00:09:20他想立牌子
00:09:21换句话说
00:09:22你拿什么跟林婉儿比
00:09:24你有什么
00:09:25能比得过林婉儿的
00:09:27我为什么
00:09:28要放下林婉儿
00:09:29跟你重新开始
00:09:32还有
00:09:33当初
00:09:34你跟榜一大哥
00:09:35出去开房的时候
00:09:37你就应该想到
00:09:38会有这样的结果
00:09:41我去啊
00:09:42这么劲爆的消息
00:09:43我都已经知道错了
00:09:45你还要怎么样
00:09:45你难道
00:09:47你难道
00:09:47让我跟你跪下吗
00:09:48可别
00:09:49我可受不起你这样的大力
00:09:52你要是再敢缠着我不放
00:09:53我可要采取
00:09:55非常手段了
00:09:55不要
00:09:58不要
00:09:59陆小张
00:10:01你别走啊
00:10:05这个男的这么坏
00:10:06就让一个女生跪在这儿来
00:10:08不觉得过分吗
00:10:09兄弟
00:10:10慎也啊
00:10:10这女人可不是什么好女的
00:10:12谈恋爱期间跟榜一大哥
00:10:13出去开房
00:10:14后来两人分了手
00:10:15又想挽回
00:10:16你可别乱说啊
00:10:17卧槽
00:10:20大黑们
00:10:20我错了
00:10:21还是让她跪着吧
00:10:22这女人太可怕了
00:10:24老陆
00:10:24得想办法解决这个事啊
00:10:27一直在楼下跪着
00:10:29也不是好事啊
00:10:30万一有凑罩的人
00:10:31发到网上去了
00:10:33要不让她室友
00:10:34把她带走吧
00:10:40喂
00:10:41在干嘛呢
00:10:42我在哪
00:10:45那个我想请你帮个忙
00:10:46事成之后
00:10:47我请你吃饭
00:10:48没问题啊
00:10:49但是请示范吧
00:10:50就算了
00:10:51大家都是朋友嘛
00:10:52哎
00:10:53我想请你
00:10:54帮我把那个
00:10:55楚涵带走
00:10:56他就在我们宿舍楼下
00:10:58呃
00:10:59我最近啊
00:10:59比较忙
00:11:00等我忙完之后
00:11:01一定请你吃饭
00:11:02好
00:11:07哎
00:11:07起来
00:11:09你故意想干什么
00:11:11寻求原谅嘛
00:11:13是以至此
00:11:14你就不能放手吗
00:11:15瞧瞧
00:11:17我心里难受呀
00:11:19我不能没有陆九章
00:11:20感觉我活不下去了
00:11:23你说的什么屁话
00:11:24为了一个男人值得嘛
00:11:26想想你的父母
00:11:28想想你的家人啊
00:11:31可是我就是心里难受呀
00:11:32瞧瞧
00:11:33你帮帮我
00:11:34你帮我让陆九章下楼
00:11:36我想再见他一面
00:11:37有必要吗
00:11:38哎
00:11:40哎
00:11:40哎
00:11:40同学们
00:11:41我是他社友
00:11:42这个天气太冷了
00:11:43他好像精神出了点问题
00:11:45麻烦各位同学
00:11:46帮我把他送到我宿舍好吗
00:11:47哎
00:11:47咱身体强壮 让我来
00:11:49我呸
00:11:50我都不想揭穿你
00:11:51你是想帮忙吗
00:11:52你是想占便宜吧
00:11:53我是那种人
00:11:54你再这样说
00:11:55我告你诽谤啊
00:11:56哎
00:11:56他诽谤我
00:12:24走事情已经解决了楚晗他妈妈已经把他接走了最近这段时间
00:12:26他应该不会再骚扰你了
00:12:27啊
00:12:29终于把他送走了
00:12:30谢谢了
00:12:31客气什么
00:12:32你可是欠我一顿饭呢
00:12:34这顿饭我可是记着呢
00:12:35你打算什么时候请我呀
00:12:37嗯
00:12:38明天
00:12:39后 后天中午吧
00:12:41看你时间
00:12:41那就明天中午吧
00:12:42好
00:12:47这可是我第一次跟陆九章一起吃饭
00:12:49我一定要打扮得漂亮亮亮的
00:12:51你看看
00:12:52这个妹子
00:12:53这边吧
00:12:54这边吧
00:12:54哎呦
00:12:59怎么样了
00:13:00白姐
00:13:01挺好的
00:13:02人也不错
00:13:03尤其是今天来的时候
00:13:05还穿着白丝呢
00:13:06哦
00:13:07白丝啊
00:13:10早知道我也跟着去了
00:13:11去个屁
00:13:12白姐要求很高的
00:13:14够得着嘛你
00:13:15我嘛
00:13:17勉勉强强
00:13:20应该还能达到白姐的择偶标准
00:13:21但我还得努力
00:13:22什么我达不到要求
00:13:24勉勉强强
00:13:26臭不要脸
00:13:28咱们不是在同一起跑宴啊
00:13:30哎哎哎哎
00:13:31好了好了
00:13:31都别吵了
00:13:33咱们聚餐吧
00:13:35聚餐的地方我都找好了
00:13:37明天
00:13:38我让笑话林瓦啊
00:13:39把她室友都给带过来
00:13:41你们
00:13:42给我好好表现啊
00:13:42可别给我丢脸
00:13:45放心吧
00:13:46劳弱
00:13:46咱在谁面前丢脸
00:13:49也不会在妹子面前丢脸啊
00:13:50到时候
00:13:51一定要好好表现
00:13:52我也是
00:13:53这种场合
00:13:55正是我大写神威的时刻
00:13:56哎
00:13:57你不是有白姐了吗
00:13:59怎么还去找别的妹子
00:14:01你想泡脸子
00:14:03瞎说什么呢
00:14:04我跟白姐那是清白的
00:14:06怎么不能找别的妹子
00:14:08你肯定也红我
00:14:09你肯定也红我
00:14:11你肯定也红我
00:14:15那个今晚聚餐的事
00:14:16你跟你室友说了吗
00:14:17说了
00:14:18她们都挺乐意的
00:14:19嗯
00:14:20还想热闹点
00:14:21她们平时都滴酒不沾的
00:14:23这次说我快又毕业了
00:14:25还想搭醉一场呢
00:14:26那我去买点果酒
00:14:29或者度数低一点的
00:14:30嗯
00:14:34那你可以买1664桃虹
00:14:35我家是开饭店的
00:14:36她们年轻人都很喜欢这款酒
00:14:39那吃完饭我去买点
00:14:44你觉得这个怎么样
00:14:46什么情况
00:14:47不是跟我一起吃饭吗
00:14:49怎么还有别的女生
00:14:54陆九丈同学
00:14:57坐吧
00:14:59也不知道你喜欢吃啥
00:15:01来 你看一下菜单
00:15:03喜欢吃啥随便的呀
00:15:07这位是
00:15:09我的
00:15:10我该怎么说
00:15:11是我的女朋友
00:15:13可还没确定关系
00:15:15朋友又超出了朋友的关系
00:15:16还是我来介绍吧
00:15:19还是我来介绍吧
00:15:19我叫林婉儿
00:15:20是陆九章的好朋友
00:15:22哦
00:15:23您看看你要吃点什么
00:15:27还好把婉儿交上一起
00:15:29要不然这场面多尴尬
00:15:31呃
00:15:33那个
00:15:33那个事儿
00:15:34谢谢你了啊
00:15:35没什么
00:15:38这个很好吃啊
00:15:42我
00:15:44一会儿啊
00:15:46帮个忙呗
00:15:47什么忙
00:15:48等赵川他们过来
00:15:49你就去敬他们酒
00:15:51你就喝那么一点点
00:15:53让他们把整杯喝完
00:15:54然后你跟你室友说一声
00:15:56让他们也只喝一点点
00:15:58让赵川他们把这杯喝完
00:15:59可能看你们是女孩子
00:16:00肯定会让着你
00:16:01啊
00:16:02这好吗
00:16:03有什么不好的
00:16:04他们在宿舍
00:16:05我偷偷听他们说
00:16:06有三个人惯我一个呢
00:16:08嗯
00:16:09好吧
00:16:10嗯
00:16:11嗯
00:16:12哎呀
00:16:13真不错啊
00:16:14真不错啊
00:16:15真不错啊
00:16:16真不错啊
00:16:17我这都布置完了
00:16:18你们才过来
00:16:19我这做父亲的
00:16:21可不开心了啊
00:16:22哼
00:16:23你们就不知道
00:16:25你怎么也搞不错啊
00:16:26那个老陆
00:16:27不是要聚会啊
00:16:29不酒不成宴啊
00:16:30不酒不成宴啊
00:16:30我们买了些酒啊
00:16:31对啊
00:16:32买酒去了
00:16:33差点忘了跟你们说了
00:16:35这酒都买好了
00:16:37什么
00:16:38你们这几个人平时
00:16:39就没有买酒的习惯
00:16:40那不是中邪了
00:16:42还是知道妹子要来
00:16:43想好好表现一下
00:16:44哎
00:16:45妹子呢
00:16:46妹子呢
00:16:47妹子呢
00:16:48林大小花
00:16:49你的摄友还没来吗
00:16:51回头
00:16:54来
00:17:02我就走
00:17:06给我走
00:17:08来
00:17:08来
00:17:08来
00:17:08来
00:17:10来
00:17:11来
00:17:12Hey!
00:17:13Hey!
00:17:14You're a badass!
00:17:16Hey!
00:17:17Hey!
00:17:17You're done!
00:17:19You're done with me.
00:17:20No!
00:17:21You saw it?
00:17:21No?
00:17:22No!
00:17:23Hey!
00:17:24I'm going to be a little pranked.
00:17:25It's not a joke.
00:17:26I'm going to have to be a good job.
00:17:29It's a little bit more.
00:17:29I'm going to be a good job.
00:17:31I've seen it.
00:17:32You're still feeling?
00:17:34What are you doing?
00:17:34I'm going to get to the next round.
00:17:35We'll get to the next round.
00:17:37We'll have to get to the next round.
00:17:39I'm going to get to the next round.
00:17:40Do you think I'm going to be in the next round?
00:17:44Wow, so big a building.
00:17:47This is not your house.
00:17:48You owe it a lot.
00:17:50No, it's not a building.
00:17:52It's...
00:17:53...
00:17:53...
00:17:54...
00:17:54...
00:17:55...
00:17:55...
00:17:56...
00:17:56...
00:17:56...
00:17:56...
00:17:56...
00:17:57...
00:17:57...
00:18:27That's it.
00:18:28We're not happy.
00:18:29It's not a big deal.
00:18:30Let's prepare for a bit more.
00:18:31Don't worry.
00:18:32I'm specifically looking for a doctor.
00:18:33These ingredients are all from abroad.
00:18:35I'm sure it's fresh and fresh.
00:18:38Let's start now.
00:18:40You don't have to worry about yourself.
00:18:41Don't worry about it.
00:18:48Lola.
00:18:49How are you doing?
00:18:50I'll ask you.
00:18:51Lola.
00:18:53You're my son.
00:18:56I'm going to get out of here.
00:18:57I'll put you on here.
00:18:58You just want me to get out of here?
00:19:00I want you to come here.
00:19:01You're a little girl.
00:19:02You're gonna put the phone in there?
00:19:03No.
00:19:05It's the emperor.
00:19:06You're like what?
00:19:07The emperor's good.
00:19:10The emperor's good.
00:19:11You're good.
00:19:11The emperor's good.
00:19:14He's going to be nice.
00:19:18Let's drink a bit.
00:19:19Let's get toast.
00:19:23Let's drink a cup.
00:19:25But I don't have a drink.
00:19:27I'll drink one more.
00:19:29And you'll drink one more.
00:19:30You want me to drink?
00:19:33Come on!
00:19:34Here, I'll have my drink.
00:19:38And you?
00:19:41Okay, he's okay?
00:19:42That's good.
00:19:45That's good.
00:19:47How many people drink?
00:19:48Have you seen so many girls?
00:19:50Don't let her drink.
00:19:56I'm so happy.
00:19:56Come on.
00:19:56I'll tell her.
00:19:59I'll say a few words.
00:20:00First, let me thank you,陆爷.
00:20:02Let me drink.
00:20:06Let's drink a little.
00:20:06Holy crap.
00:20:07Oh, it's so nice.
00:20:11You're a good one.
00:20:12You're a good one.
00:20:13I'm so happy.
00:20:14You're a good one.
00:20:18Oh
00:20:52It's a person!
00:20:54It's a person!
00:20:55It's a person!
00:20:55They were taking it away,
00:20:57one person took it away!
00:20:58What?!
00:20:59I don't know!
00:21:01I don't want to drink a beer!
00:21:02What do I write a lecture?
00:21:04As a teacher,
00:21:06I'm going to talk to you.
00:21:09I'm not going to be able to do this!
00:21:11I'm not going to be able to do this!
00:21:11I'm not going to be able to do this!
00:21:12It's not a good thing!
00:21:21What are you doing?
00:21:23What are you doing?
00:21:24I'm going to write a lecture.
00:21:25The school will let me go to a lecture.
00:21:29If not, I'll let you write it.
00:21:30You can just read it.
00:21:32Really?
00:21:34That's fine!
00:21:35I don't know how to write it.
00:21:37I don't know how to write it.
00:21:38It's fine!
00:21:39You're right!
00:21:42You're right!
00:21:44Look!
00:21:44You're right!
00:21:46Look!
00:21:47Come on!
00:21:48Come on!
00:21:49Come on!
00:21:49Come on!
00:21:50Come on!
00:21:51Come on!
00:21:51Come on!
00:21:54I wrote a lecture for you.
00:21:56Look!
00:21:56Thank you!
00:21:57Oh, yes!
00:21:59Don't worry!
00:22:00Don't worry about it!
00:22:01Let's do it!
00:22:02Let's do it!
00:22:02Let's do it!
00:22:03What do you want?
00:22:07I haven't been able to do it!
00:22:09I haven't been able to do it!
00:22:10You've done it!
00:22:11Let's do it!
00:22:12I'll give you a couple for a while.
00:22:15This is a joke.
00:22:16You can't see it!
00:22:21Let's do it!
00:22:25You've done it!
00:22:28You've done it!
00:22:30You've done it!
00:22:51Thank you for joining us.
00:23:04各位同学,大学生活即将结束。虽然我们曾幻想过大学以后的生活
00:23:07,但真的到了毕业这一天,心情还是极为复杂的。谢谢大家
00:23:23,我的演讲已经结束了。
00:23:31我今天演讲怎么样?特别啊
00:23:35,刚才你在讲台上讲的内容,简直是说到我的心坎里了。那是
00:23:38,这件事是你写的演讲稿
00:23:50,那你之前答应我的条件。放心吧,一定给你穿。
00:23:52嗯,毕业了,该离开了。还好
00:24:03,我身边还有婉儿,还有我的一群好兄弟。婉儿发来的黑丝照片
00:24:06,我操有一双叶
00:24:08,婉儿这身材真好,黑丝这些搭配还挺不错的。这黑丝质量怎么样?
00:24:16质量,应该很好吧?哎呀
00:24:21,质量好的不要。这种东西都是一次性消耗品
00:24:23,没必要买质量太好的。啊
00:24:28,可我感觉能穿好几次。哎呀
00:24:29,穿好几次干什么?一个色狼。性本色也。改天出来看看
00:24:39,光看照片没感觉。每天去你别墅里
00:24:40,穿给你看看。嗯
00:24:42,嗯,嗯,
00:24:51终于把你家里收拾好了,累死我了。你坐下
00:24:54,我给你按啊
00:24:55,来,来,来,来,来。按可以
00:24:59,但是你不许乱摸
00:25:01,我怕痒。哎呀
00:25:02,放心,我可老实了,不可能乱摸的
00:25:05,你先躺下
00:25:05,来,来,来。哎呀
00:25:08,这手劲可以吗
00:25:10?嗯。力气要大一点还是小一点呀
00:25:12?小一点点,
00:25:14哎呀,行行行行啊。我想去上厕所。啊
00:25:30,行,你去上厕所吧。你真当面传给我看了。怎么样
00:25:33,好看吗?挺好看的。
00:25:38嗯,嗯
00:25:42,有点儿冷。那
00:25:44,我去给你开空调。嗯,
00:25:45开了空调,一会儿就热了。要不
00:25:54,你帮我暖暖。这样好吗
00:25:56?怎么感觉
00:26:00,这泥子是故意的。哎呀。嗯
00:26:04?嗯。要不
00:26:06,要不,
00:26:13咱们在一起吧。嗯。嗯。嗯。嗯。怎么啊
00:26:14,你不愿意啊
00:26:15?哪有
00:26:17,我睡太开心了。那今晚
00:26:19,你就别回去了。
00:26:24住我家吧。哎呀。就算我答应跟你在一起
00:26:26,也不代表跟你睡觉。总而言之
00:26:31,还要考察你。好好好
00:26:44,都听你的啊。你怎么不叫醒我
00:26:45?我都不知道,我为什么睡了这么长时间。哦。
00:26:51我看你睡着了,所以久没叫你起来
00:26:54?那什么
00:26:54?我去上个厕所啊
00:26:56?嗯。哎呀。哦
00:26:59?哦?哦?哦?没事?没事。哦
00:27:04?哦
00:27:10?哎呀
00:27:11,哎呀,
00:27:19Oh my god, you're back.
00:27:21I built a house for a while.
00:27:23It's a good day.
00:27:24It's a good day.
00:27:27I don't have a lot of room.
00:27:28Let's go ahead and take a seat.
00:27:30Don't worry.
00:27:32You don't have to go there?
00:27:34I don't want to go there.
00:27:36Right.
00:27:37I'm ready to go to the studio.
00:27:40I'll be able to start a business.
00:27:41We'll still be able to stay together.
00:27:47Hey, I'm going to go.
00:27:49I'm going to go.
00:27:50I'm going to go to the house.
00:27:51Go to the house.
00:27:53How did you deal with it?
00:27:55How did you deal with it?
00:27:56It was a little late.
00:27:57But yesterday,
00:27:58the old man was here.
00:28:00And this time,
00:28:01the old man was here.
00:28:01It was a little late.
00:28:03I feel like the old man was here.
00:28:05You're like,
00:28:05you're like,
00:28:06you're like,
00:28:06you're like,
00:28:06you're like,
00:28:07you're like,
00:28:08you're like you're like.
00:28:09I'm like you're like you're like,
00:28:10I'm not good at all.
00:28:12You're like you're like,
00:28:14you're like you're like,
00:28:15you're like you're like,
00:28:16you're like.
00:28:16What do you mean?
00:28:17Don't you dare to fool him?
00:28:19If you don't want to stop or break it,
00:28:21then you'll have to take a look at it.
00:28:24How much尴尬 is it?
00:28:25No, it won't影響 us.
00:28:28Okay.
00:28:33I'm ready to go.
00:28:34Let's go.
00:28:35Okay, let's go.
00:28:37Let's go.
00:28:37Let's go.陆九章,
00:28:44you're here. We're the young man.
00:28:46He has a boyfriend.
00:28:47I'll be happy to take a look at it.
00:28:52I'll be happy to go.
00:28:53I'll be happy to take a look at it.
00:28:56I'll be happy to go with it.
00:28:56Okay.
00:28:59I asked him to come to my house.
00:29:01I'll go home after I went to the restaurant,
00:29:02and go to my house.
00:29:04How do you plan to go?
00:29:06I'm not going to go.
00:29:07I want to go together.
00:29:09I don't know if you don't want to work.
00:29:11If you're缺 someone,
00:29:13I can help you break or manage your job.
00:29:16但是如果不缺人的话,我可以去找我那个叔叔帮忙,他的公司虽然离你的摄影工作室有点距离,但并不远,所以下班之后还能再见到你。
00:29:27我摄影工作室呀,不缺人,还缺个老板娘,不知道林大笑花愿不愿意呀?
00:29:33想的没你,我还是去我叔叔那里吧。
00:29:36两个人天天腻外在一起,很容易产生矛盾,大不了后面租房子,就在摄影店附近,只要每天下班过来站站也挺好的。
00:29:44我马上就收拾好了。
00:29:46都行,我遵受你的意见。
00:29:49收拾好了,但是我的东西有点多,放了很多书,可能有点沉,需要分好几趟来吧。
00:29:54一个小小的纸箱,难不着我。
00:29:57我天,这么沉。
00:30:02其实本来我是想把这些书卖掉的,但是我去问了一下,一斤才卖几毛钱,所以索性就都找你了。
00:30:09没事,带回家就带回家吧。
00:30:14走了。
00:30:18走了。
00:30:23到了,这就是我家。
00:30:25哦,你妈在家吗?
00:30:29还没做好准备就见家长啊,可我什么礼物也没带啊。
00:30:32您放心,我妈很好说话的,而且我已经提前跟我妈说过了,今天有个同学给我搬行李。
00:30:41那个你也别生气,我之所以没说你是我男朋友,一是因为我有点不好意思,二是因为我觉得我妈那么聪明,一定能猜出来的。
00:30:54走吧。
00:30:58妈妈。
00:31:00宝贝女儿,你终于回来了,可想死妈妈了。
00:31:04这位就是小鹿吧。
00:31:05阿姨好。
00:31:06好好好,里边请。
00:31:10放下放下,怎么能让客人临行李呢?这玩他爸来。
00:31:14没事了,阿姨,这行李也不重。
00:31:17到阿姨家怎么能这么客气呢?
00:31:23嗯。
00:31:25惨了,我爸回来了,我跟我妈说不让他告诉我爸的。
00:31:30你爸平时很严厉吗?
00:31:33也不是严厉,就是我爸爸忙于经营饭店,所以我平时很少跟他沟通。
00:31:40我从来都是跟我妈妈沟通。
00:31:42叔叔好。
00:31:45喝茶。
00:31:47说,我喝白开水就行。
00:31:52妈妈。
00:31:54要不,你跟陆九丈聊聊吧?
00:31:59我感觉爸爸好像不是很喜欢他。
00:32:04你爸要是不喜欢他,怎么能坐他旁边呢?
00:32:08可是他们为什么不说话呀?
00:32:09你爸呀,这会儿紧张着呢?
00:32:11我估计啊,他这会儿正在小方设法找回来。
00:32:12正在小方设法找话题呢,但又找不着。
00:32:15你爸虽然是开饭店的,但这事儿啊,估计你爸正慌乱着呢。
00:32:22我还以为我爸天不怕地不怕。
00:32:22傻闺女。
00:32:25你要生女儿,你也会是这样的。
00:32:28好了,妈妈,快给我做饭,我饿。
00:32:31那什么,小陆,你大学毕业了吗?
00:32:35叔,我跟马尔一个班呢。
00:32:39我们大学四年是工学。
00:32:41哦,那毕业找到工作了吗?
00:32:44叔,我现在正在创业。
00:32:47租了个店铺,打算做设饮工作室。
00:32:50现在还在装修。
00:32:53过不了多久呢,就能营业了。
00:32:55挺好的,年轻人就应该有拼劲。
00:32:59抽烟吧。
00:33:03我不抽。
00:33:04抽一个,白人吧。
00:33:07抽烟喝酒,总归要学的嘛。
00:33:11爸,陆九章不抽烟,你就别买为他了。
00:33:15好的不焦,净焦坏的。
00:33:17那就不抽。
00:33:18那酒呢?总归是要喝的吧?
00:33:21能喝一点点。
00:33:22那行,一会儿开一瓶好丑,咱爷俩喝几粥。
00:33:30小鹿,你在古都有房吗?
00:33:33妈,他在古都南郊有一栋别墅。
00:33:36那你父母是干什么的呀?
00:33:37果然,长娘的问题才是最犀利的。
00:33:41妈,你问这些干什么?
00:33:43小鹿,咱俩碰一个。
00:33:45好的,叔叔。
00:33:50再来一点。
00:33:52少喝点。
00:33:53少喝点。
00:33:57嗯。
00:33:59马上。
00:34:07都敬了一净。
00:34:09听我说。
00:34:10陆兄弟啊。
00:34:11我觉得你这个人不错。
00:34:13不错。
00:34:13就是。
00:34:14不爱抽烟。
00:34:16真改得改。
00:34:18还有。
00:34:18我女儿以后,就交给你了。
00:34:22你要好好对她。
00:34:24有老哥儿在。
00:34:27你们的婚礼就在老哥儿店里办。
00:34:28反正你爸喝多了。
00:34:29让你爸少喝点。
00:34:30爸,您别喝了。
00:34:32不行。
00:34:33必须得喝。
00:34:34今天开心。
00:34:36来。
00:34:36陆兄弟。
00:34:37再干一个。
00:34:38这可怎么办啊。
00:34:40要是碰吧。
00:34:41阿姨都发坏了。
00:34:43不让叔叔喝。
00:34:44不碰的话,叔叔这杯子都端起来了。
00:34:47这。
00:34:47哎。
00:34:49爸。
00:34:50您还是不要喝了。
00:34:53也别让陆九丈喝了。
00:34:57要不。
00:35:00今晚别回家了。
00:35:01在我家住一晚吧。
00:35:03算了吧。
00:35:04睡不习惯。
00:35:05晚上车少。
00:35:06回去应该要不了多久的。
00:35:08好。
00:35:08那你路上注意安全。
00:35:12回去记得给我发个消息。
00:35:22舌头不许乱动。
00:35:23那个。
00:35:24那个。
00:35:24明天我要是没事的话,
00:35:27就去找你。
00:35:29你在家乖乖待着想我了。
00:35:31就给我打个视频。
00:35:33好。
00:35:49这圆主也真是的。
00:35:51大学四年也不知道考个驾照。
00:35:52这么冷的天,
00:35:53我还得来考驾照。
00:35:56先来的学员是吧。
00:35:58啊。
00:35:58以后就跟我练车了。
00:36:02早上来的都几点。
00:36:04笑回来早点。
00:36:05哎。
00:36:05明天要来的话,
00:36:06七点左右啊。
00:36:08谁?
00:36:09你咋开的车?
00:36:10那屁眼看的。
00:36:11前世练车的时候,
00:36:13一坐就是一小时。
00:36:14屁股都坐马上。
00:36:15你先摸过声明。
00:36:17开过,
00:36:17技术还行。
00:36:18开过是好。
00:36:19但技术啊,
00:36:19越是老司机,
00:36:20问题越多。
00:36:21有的老司机,
00:36:23以为自己水平高。
00:36:24不把科莫考试当一回事,
00:36:26经常压线。
00:36:26一会开两把,
00:36:27让我看一下。
00:36:28啊。
00:36:33兄弟啊,
00:36:35暑假来这练车,
00:36:36太有福利了。
00:36:38这儿大部分都是古都大学的妹子。
00:36:40还有父亲刚高考结束的小妹妹。
00:36:42是吧,
00:36:43你是来看妹子的。
00:36:44下手,
00:36:45不是来练车的。
00:36:45如果有妹妹看,
00:36:47何类而不为呢?
00:36:48你说是吧。
00:36:49在她身上,
00:36:51把头看到了赵川和李涛的影子。
00:36:52整天就知道看妹子,
00:36:54一点正事不干。
00:36:55咱们教练人怎么样?
00:36:57不太行。
00:36:57刚来,
00:36:58对你还好,
00:36:58越到后面越差。
00:37:00不过她对你一生,
00:37:02那叫一个和气。
00:37:03但对男的,
00:37:04哎呦,
00:37:05动不动就吼哦。
00:37:06呵呵,
00:37:07还暗示你给她买烟呢。
00:37:08天呐,
00:37:10要不然对你越来越差。
00:37:11还有这说法。
00:37:11哦,
00:37:12陆许长,
00:37:13来,
00:37:13来,
00:37:13车,
00:37:13来,
00:37:13车,
00:37:16哦。
00:37:23花车门的手慢一点。
00:37:26往后到,
00:37:29让我看一下。
00:37:35开车门こと射筹趣,
00:37:37你开车不快干嘛?
00:37:37这一会儿开车能倒进去?
00:37:38你考射的时候倒进去怎么?
00:37:40快吗?
00:37:41我感觉很快。
00:37:42一会热烂火灯烧再慢点啊。
00:37:44啊。
00:37:46much earlier up,
00:37:51哦。
00:37:54车门不能停车知道了。
00:37:55那停了就挂坑了。
00:37:56That is the end of the game!
00:37:59Go!
00:38:02It hurts!
00:38:09Coach!
00:38:13Let's do it!
00:38:14Yes!
00:38:15I can see how it works!
00:38:16There are more people!
00:38:18Really? Coach!
00:38:20Go!
00:38:27Hey, man, you didn't give it to him?
00:38:29You're so bad.
00:38:31Like this?
00:38:31Yes.
00:38:39You're going to be training a car.
00:38:41You're going to be driving a car.
00:38:42It's not a car.
00:38:44I'm not going to be able to do it.
00:38:49I'll tell you a bit.
00:38:51You just heard the sound so loud,
00:38:52so you can get a lot of rain.
00:38:54I'm thinking I'm going to be able to teach you the best.
00:38:55I think it's a good price for me.
00:39:00No one.
00:39:02Let's go.
00:39:04I'm going to go.
00:39:07You're not going to be a problem.
00:39:22You're ready to go home?
00:39:26这要是不回家也不会发现这些猫腻
00:39:27猫腻 什么猫腻 你看错了
00:39:32有个词怎么说来着叫00后整顿职场
00:39:34如此行径是教练该做的吗
00:39:36身为教练你暗示学员给你买烟
00:39:39然后再回收给小卖部的老板
00:39:41小伙子 话能乱吃话可不能乱讲
00:39:46高价售卖商品已经违反了相关的法律
00:39:49根据价格法规定不得在标价之外
00:39:51加价售卖商品
00:39:52不得收取任何未雨标明的费用
00:39:55你跟老娘讲法律
00:39:57来来来来 你告诉我法律怎么写
00:39:59这里的房租水电哪个不要钱
00:40:01这钱你给我呀
00:40:02跟我说没用
00:40:04你去跟市场监工局的人说吗
00:40:06至于教练你 你也违法了
00:40:11根据机动车驾驶员安全培训规定
00:40:13教练不得乱收取费用
00:40:15不得乱罚款 不得滥用职权
00:40:19不得违反培训机构的相关规定
00:40:21我靠你小子上大学学法律的
00:40:23确实懂那么一点点
00:40:26上第一室我还真学的就是法律专业
00:40:29不够毕业后没从事法律相关的工作罢了
00:40:37放心 我以后再都不做了
00:40:39再都不会再做了 好不好
00:40:40对对对 我以后坑谁都不会坑驾校学员了
00:40:46多说无意 认了错就得去认罚
00:40:49你们跟我说没用
00:40:53怎么办呢
00:40:54怎么办呢
00:41:01陆九章 你来了
00:41:05怎么突然来我这儿了呀
00:41:06我这儿都没装修好
00:41:07空调暖气啥的都没有
00:41:09要不去我别墅
00:41:10暖和暖和
00:41:12想的美 你又占我便宜
00:41:14说正经的 我爸爸
00:41:16同意我去舒适的公司里工作了
00:41:18不过我妈妈对我出去租房
00:41:20还是持反对意见
00:41:21怎么回事 都这么大个人了
00:41:23你父母咋还不放心啊
00:41:25为什么不放心你这个大色狼狈
00:41:27我好说歹说才同意
00:41:29不过管我要了房子的钥匙
00:41:30随时过来抽查
00:41:32而且以后他打的视频电话
00:41:34我必须第一时间接
00:41:35林大小花 你想什么呢
00:41:37我哪是这种人
00:41:38你是
00:41:40你说我是 那我就是
00:41:42今晚我就把你骗到我别墅去
00:41:43好了 别闹了
00:41:45说正事 帮我租个房子
00:41:46最好在这附近
00:41:48行
00:41:48陈姐不是父母吗
00:41:50这附近商业街好几栋楼都是他的
00:41:53就像他
00:41:59你说陈姐会喜欢我吗
00:42:01陈姐肯定喜欢你
00:42:02陈姐好
00:42:05小美女客气了 坐吧
00:42:09你们想租个多大面积的呀
00:42:13陈姐我想问问您有没有整租的一局室
00:42:15一局室
00:42:16现在的年轻人真会玩
00:42:18放着好好的别墅捂不住
00:42:19不要去租房
00:42:20陈姐别这么看着我
00:42:22是婉儿自己要租的
00:42:23一局室现在没有了
00:42:25有个整租的两局室
00:42:26两室一听一味
00:42:28下来一个月事隔两千七百块
00:42:30就算去叔叔那工作
00:42:33一个月也才四五千
00:42:34一大半都拿来交房租
00:42:36剩下的这点钱根本不够生活的
00:42:39陈姐能不能便宜点
00:42:41你这么有钱你还
00:42:43啊
00:42:46便宜点但没什么都是老熟人了
00:42:47这样吧
00:42:48看在你是我弟弟女朋友的份上
00:42:50给你散一对一千五百块
00:42:52谢谢陈姐
00:42:53不用谢我
00:42:53没关系
00:42:54你们小两口把自己日子过好
00:42:57比什么都重要
00:43:03姐
00:43:04我女朋友想要独立自主
00:43:06她不想依靠我
00:43:07所以这次租房她想自己出钱
00:43:09至于中间的差价
00:43:10我都会补偿给你
00:43:16不用了
00:43:16姐也不缺这点钱
00:43:18不过 姐就是狗不懂
00:43:20你们年轻人为什么事情这么多
00:43:23陈姐 我是奔着结婚去的
00:43:31行 你们这样的年轻人
00:43:33现在比大熊猫还稀
00:43:35改天陈姐你们去当国宝啊
00:43:43行 房子就在楼上
00:43:45二四零五
00:43:46这个是钥匙
00:43:47谢谢陈姐
00:43:49谢谢陈姐
00:43:49回头
00:43:49等你们俩结婚的时候
00:43:51告诉我一声
00:43:52我到时候给你们包个大红包
00:43:59陈姐
00:44:00为什么要说这些了
00:44:02怎么
00:44:02你不想嫁给我呀
00:44:04当然不是了
00:44:05我
00:44:05就是好奇
00:44:07就是好奇
00:44:07哎 别想那么多
00:44:09陈姐呀 是钱多
00:44:12想为咱们婚后生活做点贡献
00:44:13讨厌
00:44:17讨厌
00:44:25这么大的房子
00:44:28真的只需要一千五百块吗
00:44:30是啊
00:44:31总而言之
00:44:32谢谢你啊
00:44:33明天我就去买点厨具
00:44:36自己在家做菜
00:44:37正好你公司就在楼下
00:44:39有时间就可以上楼来吃了
00:44:41那你会做吗
00:44:43不会
00:44:44不过我最近一直在刷短视频
00:44:47我相信只要我多刷几次
00:44:49厨艺水平一定会上升的了
00:44:53而且再不计我还可以问我爸妈啊
00:44:54我爸以前可是大厨
00:44:57只是好多年没做菜
00:44:59那你先好好学吧
00:45:01今天晚上咱们先出去吃
00:45:03出去吃那也是我请你
00:45:05最近忙前忙后的
00:45:09咱们两个你请我请不都一样吗
00:45:10嗯
00:45:11嗯
00:45:13喂 怎么了
00:45:14今天请你吃饭 喝过来
00:45:17哦 行
00:45:18今天晚上不用你请
00:45:20有冤大头请客
00:45:22想吃什么 随便你
00:45:23嗯
00:45:24走
00:45:29这家菜碗不错啊
00:45:30来来来 先尝两口
00:45:32哎 这个菜都爽好吃
00:45:34嗯
00:45:39哎呀 老陆
00:45:40咱俩喝一个
00:45:46哎呀 老陆
00:45:48你都跟他喝了
00:45:50不得跟我喝啊
00:45:51少喝点
00:45:52来
00:45:55来
00:45:56马上
00:45:59来
00:46:01你俩是打算跟我玩车轮战啊
00:46:03什么车轮战啊
00:46:04来
00:46:04干一个
00:46:05来
00:46:07干一个
00:46:08来
00:46:16来
00:46:17来
00:46:20这家伙说起谎啊
00:46:21真是脸不红心不跳啊
00:46:23真是脸不红心不跳啊
00:46:23都冲你这种说话不打草稿
00:46:25爱吹牛逼的酒
00:46:26咱俩高低得喝一个
00:46:28来
00:46:29来
00:46:32哎哟
00:46:34这行啊
00:46:39哎哟
00:46:44哎哟 这行啊
00:46:47You're not going to drink.
00:46:48Oh my god.
00:46:51Sorry.
00:46:52I'm just a big fan of my voice.
00:46:54You're not going to drink.
00:46:55I'm not going to drink.
00:46:57I'm going to drink the drink.
00:46:58That's what we need to drink.
00:47:00That's what we need.
00:47:06Let's drink.
00:47:08Let's drink a drink.
00:47:11Let's drink.
00:47:12Let's drink.
00:47:16Don't.
00:47:18No.
00:47:19Oh yeah.
00:47:19I'm wrong.
00:47:20You're wrong.
00:47:21You're wrong.
00:47:22You're wrong.
00:47:24You're wrong.
00:47:24I'm wrong.
00:47:26I'm wrong, let's drink it.
00:47:28I'll drink.
00:47:29You're wrong.
00:47:31You know, you're wrong.
00:47:32You're wrong.
00:47:33On the one, I mean, I wasn't going to drink again until I was drunk.
00:47:37Not a drink.
00:47:38I didn't want you to drink again.
00:47:40No, you didn't tell me.
00:47:42No, you didn't tell me.
00:47:44When I told you,
00:47:45you're blaming me.
00:47:47Go, go, go, go.
00:47:49I told you,
00:47:50when I woke up today,
00:47:52my mother's face.
00:47:54I thought that yesterday night
00:47:55you were drinking more,
00:47:57and I thought it was funny.
00:47:59In the future,
00:48:00you need a little drink.
00:48:03But,
00:48:05you won't listen to me.
00:48:08After all,
00:48:09I'll let you have a drink.
00:48:11I'll have a drink with him.
00:48:13Today,
00:48:14they're the one who is the one.
00:48:16This way,
00:48:17it's not suitable for all times.
00:48:19This way,
00:48:20it's suitable for them.
00:48:23This way,
00:48:31there's no room.
00:48:32How do you sleep in the room?
00:48:34How do you sleep in the room?
00:48:35Why don't you go to my house?
00:48:36it's not like my house.
00:48:38It's not enough to sleep.
00:48:39You can sleep in the room.
00:48:40I'll put my clothes on the roof.
00:48:43I'll take my clothes on the roof.
00:48:45I'll take my clothes off the roof.
00:48:48I'll take my clothes off the roof.
00:48:50I'm going to take my clothes off.
00:48:56You're not going to take it here.
00:49:01爸 妈 你们怎么来了
00:49:05我不是给你拿了床被子吗
00:49:06床都铺好了 你就舒舒服服的睡吧
00:49:09小路啊 时候不早了 早就回去休息吧
00:49:12好的 叔叔 你们也早点休息
00:49:16拜拜
00:49:17拜拜
00:49:21其实这小子挺好的
00:49:23就是不知道为什么
00:49:24我看到他就想吹他一动
00:49:27终究是要嫁人的
00:49:28你对未来女婿好点
00:49:30女婿也会对咱闺女好一些
00:49:32下次啊 你带小路回咱家的时候
00:49:35提前跟我说一声
00:49:36我叫上你两个叔叔 配酒
00:49:38年轻人酒量好
00:49:39小不敌 下次必须带上个人手
00:49:42知道了
00:49:43她爸 走不走啊
00:49:46再待一会儿
00:49:48我怕咱们前脚走
00:49:50这小子护车就进了
00:49:51要再坐会儿 看着
00:49:53也是
00:49:53当年你追我的时候
00:49:55没少说手段
00:49:58说这干嘛
00:49:59再看看再看看
00:50:00你到底走不走啊
00:50:01再看看
00:50:02你不走我走了
00:50:03哎呀
00:50:05哎呀
00:50:07哎呀
00:50:12哎呀
00:50:22哎呀
00:50:24嗯
00:50:26那你早点休息吧
00:50:27那个 我睡不着
00:50:29关了灯
00:50:31房间就我一个人
00:50:33我有点害怕
00:50:34那个 你陪我待会儿呗
00:50:38要不 我过去陪你呗
00:50:40不用了 这么晚 你还得跑一趟
00:50:44再说了 明天不是又能见面吗
00:50:47我听说 你们那栋楼 好像闹鬼呀
00:50:51什么
00:50:52闹鬼
00:50:56陆九章
00:50:57陆九章
00:50:59我害怕
00:50:59放心 有我在
00:51:01我现在就过来找你
00:51:03嗯
00:51:03那你来了之后
00:51:06你可不能碰我
00:51:08我们分开睡
00:51:09你睡这头
00:51:10我睡那头
00:51:12哎呀
00:51:13我哪是那种人
00:51:14放心
00:51:15我不睡
00:51:16我就在你旁边守着
00:51:17嗯
00:51:25你来了
00:51:27没事
00:51:28有我在
00:51:29嗯
00:51:29嗯
00:51:32啊
00:51:33啊
00:51:33啊
00:51:33啊
00:51:33啊
00:51:34啊
00:51:34啊
00:51:34啊
00:51:35啊
00:51:35啊
00:51:36啊
00:51:46啊
00:51:48啊
00:51:48啊
00:51:51难道真的要在这儿坐一晚上吗
00:51:52啊
00:51:53啊
00:51:54啊
00:51:56啊
00:51:56啊
00:51:57啊
00:51:57啊
00:51:59啊
00:51:59啊
00:52:00啊
00:52:01啊
00:52:02啊
00:52:02啊
00:52:03啊
00:52:04啊
00:52:04啊啊
00:52:04啊
00:52:07Do do do do do do do do do do ooo do ooo oooo
00:52:13Oooooooooo
00:52:14Awww
00:52:15I don't know.
00:53:03I don't know.
00:53:34I don't know.
00:53:37I don't know.
00:53:56I don't know.
00:54:35I don't know.
00:55:05I don't know.
00:55:35I don't know.
00:56:05I don't know.
00:56:17I don't know.
00:56:35I don't know.
00:56:46I don't know.
00:56:59I don't know.
00:57:29I don't know.
00:58:00I don't know.
00:58:00I don't know.
00:58:06I don't know.
00:58:09I don't know.
00:58:10I don't know.
00:58:20I don't know.
00:58:31I don't know.
00:58:49I don't know.
00:58:50I don't know.
00:58:50I don't know.
00:58:52I don't know.
00:58:54I don't know.
00:58:55I don't know.
00:59:25I don't know.
00:59:26I don't know.
00:59:27I don't know.
00:59:28I don't know.
00:59:29I don't know.
00:59:41I don't know.
00:59:43I don't know.
00:59:44I don't know.
00:59:44I don't know.
00:59:46I do know.
00:59:47Have some樣.
00:59:56I don't know.
00:59:57Before we go.
00:59:59I'll go to the bus.
01:00:01I'll go to the bus.
01:00:04I'll go to the bus.
01:00:05If I'm going to turn it up to my mom.
01:00:06It's okay.
01:00:10You're right.
01:00:12When you were talking to my mom,
01:00:14we'll get to the bus.
01:00:17I'll be in a sleep.
01:00:18I'm going to sleep.
01:00:19I'll be in a sleep.
01:00:20You're going to sleep.
01:00:22How are you?
01:00:23I'm going to go to the bus.
01:00:26How did you find it?
01:00:30Now talking about恋爱
01:00:32I need to be a judge
01:00:37I'm going to tell you
01:00:38Let's go to the door
01:00:39Let's go to the door
01:00:39Let's go to the door
01:00:41If I can reach the door
01:00:42I'll send you back
01:00:42If I can't reach the door
01:00:44I'll go back to the door
01:00:46Okay
01:00:46Let's go
01:00:49Let's go
01:00:53You're a liar
01:00:56Mom, I just ate dinner
01:00:59I'm eating a little cold
01:01:00I'm going to walk in the door
01:01:02I'll go back to the door
01:01:02Don't be at your door
01:01:03I'll go back to the door
01:01:04Okay, I'll go back to the door
01:01:10Okay, I'll go back to the door
01:01:11Okay
01:01:11I don't want to touch the door
01:01:13I don't want to touch the door
01:01:14You're not going to touch the door
01:01:21Thank you
01:01:21You're welcome
01:01:22I'm going to thank you for your help
01:01:22kolonos
01:01:27Let's go
01:01:29You're welcome
01:01:30My friend, everything will be coming
01:01:32Up
01:01:33I coch用
01:01:33I'll go to the door
01:01:34I do
01:01:35Can you
01:01:35Me
01:01:36You may 13
01:01:37date
01:01:38She will go to the floor
01:01:40Take me
01:01:40Let's go
01:01:41I'll grab a picture
01:01:41And now
01:01:42I'll take the
01:01:43his great
01:01:44Other纲
01:01:45Big You
01:01:48Fahrenheit
01:01:51688888
01:01:51What
01:01:52the hell? What?
01:01:52当然了 叔叔 你要拍照肯定不能收您的钱呢
01:01:55朋友 这点钱还是能拿得出去
01:02:00你们年轻人创业 我们一定不支持
01:02:03把话已经说出去了 还能怎么办
01:02:08关键是这家摄影店就在我儿角楼下
01:02:09这有些危险了
01:02:11不行 等会儿问清楚 让女儿小心点
01:02:17那就这样 老陆 咱们的视频经过推送
01:02:21已经有三十万的点赞了
01:02:22很多人有意义 想预约拍照呢
01:02:29你好 有什么需要吗
01:02:31你就是老板 我是在抖音上看到的
01:02:35想问问具体的价格 以及你的技术
01:02:38我们这边的价格是分档次的
01:02:41最低的是两千九百九十九 其次是四千九百九十九
01:02:47再后面就是六千九百九十九
01:02:48这么贵
01:02:52等一下 我可没说我要拍啊
01:02:55我先给你拍两张照片 您看看效果
01:02:58若是满意 这价格可以再聊
01:03:01那好吧
01:03:02行 来 来 把我造型
01:03:05左边走一点点
01:03:06对对对 回去
01:03:07对对对
01:03:12不错 不错 不错 再来一个 来个正面一点的
01:03:15好 拍好了 你看
01:03:23老板 这拍的确实不错 就是这价格嘛
01:03:28这价格贵有价格贵的道理 放心 绝不让你吃亏 今天我们开业给你打八折
01:03:36那好吧 那我就在你这拍吧
01:03:39来 里边请 来
01:03:42老陆 我谈成了一个 就是我一个朋友带着他的孩子来拍纪念照
01:03:49我都谈好了 只要在咱们店拍摄会给他百分之十的法力
01:03:54这种办法都能想出来了 这真他娘是个天才
01:03:58哎呀 老陆 你想想 一组照片两千九百九十九块 对吧
01:04:04那么这个钱谁来说呢 当然是家里管钱的人啊
01:04:09他老婆呢 给他两千九百九十九来拍摄 咱们呢 给他百分之十的反力
01:04:16你觉得这钱 他会给他老婆吗 当然是充实自己的小金库啦
01:04:23哎 老陆 我还打算呢 推行一个会员制 成为本店的用户会员呢
01:04:30推荐别的朋友来拍摄消费 能拿到百分之五的反力
01:04:35哎 你想想 最低百分之十的反力 就能拿到二百九十九块
01:04:40也就是一百五十块 这百分之五的反力
01:04:44何况这只是一个人 那十个人啊 二十个人啊
01:04:49行 那你赶紧去筹备吧
01:04:53那咱们店啊 不可能就只有这个拍摄什么的
01:04:56咱们那个艺术照啊 婚庆什么的 还有短视频拍摄
01:05:00都是可以一块办的
01:05:02这个业务全面一点吧 对不对
01:05:04嗯
01:05:04赵春的意思 好像是把摄影店想搞上市
01:05:08这呢 都可不定
01:05:09后期的任务应该越来越麻烦
01:05:12现在应该先打好基础才行
01:05:14嗯 没问题 好
01:05:23今天第一天开业 业绩还不错 尤其是老丈人 写知是大事
01:05:28这也太支持我了 其实你爸妈对我挺好的
01:05:35你是不知道 我爸啊 应该是不知道价格 他要是敢知道价格 估计打死他 他也不敢买
01:05:42放心吧 你爸妈既然掏这么多钱 那我一定拿出最高的努力 不能让未来的老丈人老丈母娘吃亏 是不是
01:05:50算你有良心 不过呢 我爸这个人其实挺好的 就是有时候耗面子 所以也吃了不少亏
01:06:00放心 以后有我在 绝对不可能让你再吃亏了
01:06:03好啦 不提我爸妈的事 还是提提你店里的事吧 这两天我会帮你多宣传 多打广告 看看我朋友圈有没有人来
01:06:14到时候你让你室友他们也都发发朋友圈 多一个人来 就多一份收入嘛 不用了 麻烦了
01:06:20摄影店即便开得再好 一年撑死几百万的利润 系统一次奖励十几个页 甚至上百页 只要把任务完成好 就是最大的挣钱门路
01:06:33咱们两个之间谈什么麻不麻烦 就这么说定了
01:06:36还有 我知道你有钱 不过呢 咱们既然决定要做什么事情 就要做好不对吗
01:06:44那就谢谢老婆了
01:06:46什么老婆 咱们还没结婚呢
01:06:49对了 我最近买了一套新睡衣 给你也选了一套
01:06:55这样 我可要常来了 这下楼就能上班 这下班就能回去睡觉
01:07:02想什么呢
01:07:11等等 马上就好
01:07:13等等 马上就好
01:07:14没事 我不饿 不着急 你慢慢来 别弄伤自己了
01:07:21今天是我第一次尝试做饭 快尝尝 味道怎么样
01:07:31好吃吗
01:07:39挺好吃的
01:07:40挺好吃的
01:07:42我尝尝
01:07:47挺好
01:07:48我就是 有点咬不动
01:07:54我们尝尝这个
01:07:57我跟你讲
01:08:00看看这个味道怎么样
01:08:06好吃
01:08:08好吃啊
01:08:10这个好吃
01:08:11这个非常好吃
01:08:12这个非常好吃
01:08:13是吗
01:08:21就是有点辣
01:08:25我好像忘了放言了
01:08:26没有 我挺喜欢吃的
01:08:28这多好吃
01:08:30来 你看 我再吃一个
01:08:33好吃
01:08:35真的吗
01:08:36真的
01:08:38看在你这么爱吃的份上
01:08:41那我就奖励你全部吃完吧
01:08:43如果你吃不完的话
01:08:46完了 怎么有了
01:08:49本来想鼓励一下 没想到啊
01:08:52那啥 我公司还有点事
01:08:55我现在得去处理一趟 我先走了
01:08:58不就招 你别跑
01:09:00一直到
01:09:02二人
01:09:03迺接
01:09:04开
01:09:04开
01:09:04You
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