00:03Your newborn baby could easily outrun Olympic sprinters.
00:07Welcome to the secluded paradise that is Fevertown!
00:11Now open to the public for the first time in three years!
00:15Recent technological advances have made it much easier to expand our terrain and construct more housing.
00:20So we did! We made too many houses. Way too many houses.
00:24So now we need impressionable young people like you to come and start a new life with us!
00:30You may be asking yourself right now, why choose Fevertown?
00:34Weren't there terrible rumors surrounding that place?
00:37Well, you can rest easy knowing all of those nasty stories of our beautiful home are mostly false.
00:43Fabricated by rival towns that can't compete if they don't cheat.
00:47Believe us, we're better than them.
00:49And just what makes us so much better than every other town on the planet?
00:53Don't ask me, I don't know.
00:55Why would you when you can ask the mayor and say-
01:08Like, what do you think?
01:10Do you think can't do that?
01:14And I'm sorry.
01:15Hey, I'm sorry.
01:16I'm sorry!
01:17I'm sorry.
01:18Let's get angry.
01:18Okay, good.
01:21I'm sorry.
01:23I'm sorry.
01:41Huh, cause Seattle wasn't bullshittin'
01:45This song's still such a bop
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