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Ahora los suegros son ellos (2026)
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00:01No te preocupes, yo testo todos los potenciales de nuevos familiares con esta máquina.
00:08¿Es tu nombre Olivia Jones?
00:09Sí.
00:11¿Te amo Henry Falker?
00:13Muy mucho.
00:14¿Tienes una impresión positiva de la familia de Henry así?
00:17Sí.
00:18Hola.
00:19Hey.
00:20La máquina es divertida. Es divertida.
00:22Necesito estar en la habitación.
00:24¿Quién me gustaría preguntar algunas preguntas, Greg?
00:26Ok.
00:27Olivia, ¿sabes que yo pienso de Henry emocionante?
00:30I mean, yeah.
00:31¿You call him wee-wee?
00:32¿Wee-wee?
00:32¿Qué es eso?
00:33¿Ajó que un ejemplo de su wee-wee?
00:35Oh, no, no jokes de Henry's little penis.
00:38I mean, no little.
00:39You probably have more up-to-date info on it.
00:42I haven't seen it for a while, so...
00:43Dad, ¿por qué?
00:43Stop talking.
00:44Ok, alright.
00:47¿Qué piensas de Olivia?
00:49She's adorable, so smart.
00:53Good boy.
00:54He likes you.
00:55With one sniff, dogs can tell more about a person's character than a human could.
01:02I don't know if you were aware of Greg, but when we first met, I didn't think you were
01:05good enough white pancake.
01:06Yeah, I didn't notice.
01:08Olivia's a powerhouse.
01:10People underestimate me, but actually, I was an FBI hostage negotiator.
01:15Oh, badass.
01:16Here comes the airplane.
01:17I pull the strings of the hostage takers like strategic emotional puppetry.
01:21That's how I'm gonna free Henry from you, Greg.
01:25Oh, my God.
01:26What are we doing?
01:31Oh, my God.
01:32You baby birdied Grandpa Jay.
01:36I'm gonna ask Olivia to marry me.
01:38What?
01:39Hey, you sure she's the one?
01:40Dad.
01:42Why?
01:43I'm a little worried about Henry.
01:45He's so innocent.
01:46And she's trained to manipulate people.
01:48I love the lengths that you go to for your mishpukah.
01:52Mishpukah.
01:52That means family in Yiddish.
01:54I know.
01:57I'm considering inviting Olivia into the circle of trust.
02:00Look at the guns on this guy.
02:01Well, thank you for noticing.
02:04You can't just waltz in there.
02:06I worked my ass off to get in there.
02:09Showed me an interesting weekend.
02:11Are you not entertained?
02:13Race you to the end?
02:14Let's do it.
02:15Oh, yeah.
02:16Don't brace ya.
02:18Gotta go insane.
02:20Oh, yeah.
02:25Oh, shit.
02:29I thought this would be an opportunity to get to know me, to bond.
02:32How do you bond with an emotional puppeteer?
02:34I won't be your little Pinocchio, Geppetto, evil Geppetto.
02:38You know?
02:40I'm a real boy.
02:44What the hell's the matter with you, fucker?
02:45¡Gracias!
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