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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:57Look at yourself!
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:53What did you do? Turn me back right now!
02:58No!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command!
03:05Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles.
03:22Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:57Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:18If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Get harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:06Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09What?
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:28Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away! Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:48You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57News flash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:29I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants top an orcer?! Who the hell are you?!
08:17Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:55Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:44Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:57Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura? She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:26Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy? Mommy?
10:35Mommy?
10:52It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:10Somebody help me!
11:24give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
11:30it was
11:52your father sold you to me a long time ago you're my fiance my property
11:57you filthy whore spread your legs for some straight dog
12:04but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:12no let go
12:15with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:27i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck those cuts are surgical leora
12:36someone did this to you you're just a regular guy stay out of it boss soup's ready
12:52if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily she's all we have left
12:58she's safe now drink soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:11jack you
13:14ambrosia residue golden apple sap i studied this in grad's time greek meth said it could raise
13:21the dead for mortals where the hell did you get this more try it
13:37these ingredients where did you get them
13:45it's my first time meeting daddy i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:13what a lively little snack
14:16gulp you down and my power doubles
14:26i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:28you want more i've got a ton of it laying around
14:31this guy's luck is insane
14:36a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:41is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:43you're safe here liria
14:48we've got a kid together now
14:51i'm not letting anything touch
14:54you or lily
14:56jack i'm grateful but i
14:58daddy help
15:01something's trying to eat me
15:05lily's in trouble
15:11i i'm not tasty
15:14my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:17please don't eat me
15:22divine power runs through this girl
15:25devour you and i might even claim the sea king's throne
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16:04You disgusting freak!
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy!
16:11I've got you, baby.
16:14Touch my kid again,
16:16and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:19Ha!
16:19You ruined my meal?
16:23Wait.
16:25The baby mama herself.
16:28Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one!
16:41You bitch!
16:47Jack, take Lily and run.
16:49Go!
16:55Run from the Lycian Hydro,
16:58you pathetic little insects.
17:06You...
17:07Posei?
17:09That kid's his.
17:11No wonder the power's so pure.
17:13That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:15If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened?
17:26It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya.
17:28Your powers are badass.
17:30You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me?
17:33No way.
17:34Even at full strength,
17:35I couldn't take that thing.
17:37I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait.
17:40Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:44Whatever.
17:45Let's get home.
17:46That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time?
17:59Figures.
17:59He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:29He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:42My liege.
18:44Have mercy.
18:45I didn't know she was your daughter.
18:46I swear it.
18:47Please, spare my life.
18:49No problem.
18:50Thank you, my lord.
18:51Thank you for your mercy.
18:52Try to remember that in your next life.
19:06Enjoying the show?
19:17My king!
19:18We had nothing to do with the Hydra.
19:20We swear!
19:21Listen to me.
19:22If any of you take one step near my daughter again,
19:25I will skin you alive.
19:28Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:31Yes!
19:31Yes, my leash!
19:44My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you,
19:48I'll just have to dig up the truth myself.
19:58That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:02But Poseidon?
20:03Guy's long gone.
20:05Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:07Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:10Wanna bet?
20:10There ain't no sea king anymore.
20:23The world's the same as ever.
20:26The dead are louder than the living.
20:28Who the hell are you?
20:30You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:43Poseidon?
20:53Is Hades still breathing?
20:55If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this.
21:11I'm not wasting it on you.
21:13I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades is ace.
21:22You crash my spot, you die here!
21:47Little fish.
21:56Headed staff?
21:57One shot?
21:59The sea king?
22:00He's real.
22:03Hades, you hiding?
22:05Come out.
22:06Or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:09One.
22:11Two.
22:15Thank the fates!
22:17The boss is here!
22:22Boss, this bum!
22:25This bum!
22:30You idiot!
22:31Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:34You're done.
22:34Get out.
22:36In front of Poseidon.
22:37Your ants.
22:38I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:45My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:48Actually, I'm not here for fun.
22:50I'm not here for fun.
22:51Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:57Understood.
22:58I'll mobilize every team right now.
22:59You have three days.
23:01I'll be back.
23:05Everyone.
23:06Drop what you're doing.
23:08Full sweep on the Leora and child.
23:10Every resource.
23:11Every contact.
23:12Now.
23:13Tell them Poseidon's back.
23:15Yes, boss.
23:22Poseidon's back.
23:22Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:33Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:35Kid comes with us alive.
23:37She's still hurt.
23:38Easy pickets.
23:39Let's move.
23:52We'll make a nice stew.
23:53Surprise daddy for lunch?
23:55Ha ha ha ha ha.
24:02A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:06Pathetic.
24:08Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders.
24:13Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:15Or I drag your corpse back.
24:17Mommy?
24:19Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid.
24:30Stay away from my daughter.
24:32Don't you dare touch her.
24:49Mommy, you're bleeding.
24:51This forest is locked down.
24:54Surrender now.
24:56I'll go with you.
24:57On one condition.
24:59Let my daughter go.
25:01No, Mommy.
25:02Mommy, I'm not leaving you.
25:14It's mine.
25:16You die.
25:18You poisoned me?
25:23My poison fog.
25:25The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:29Give up!
25:30You've gone too far.
25:33Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:38You're wounded.
25:40Poisoned.
25:42Done.
25:43The kid's coming with me.
25:47Don't touch her!
25:49Come at me!
25:50Feisty one.
25:52Dylan wants you dead.
25:54But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:03Such a pretty face.
26:05All mine now.
26:10Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:19Lily!
26:20Lily!
26:21Run!
26:22Get out of here!
26:26Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:37Lily!
26:44Daddy?
26:50Your hands off her!
26:59You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:07Jack.
27:09What the hell just happened?
27:14You okay, babe?
27:16So you're the boyfriend.
27:17Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:22I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:33No!
27:45If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
27:50You're the one!
27:50Run all you want!
27:51My pack tears you both apart!
28:05No!
28:24Oh
28:25What?
28:52Daddy, don't leave Mommy.
28:55I don't wanna lose her.
28:57Shh, Lily, don't cry.
28:59Daddy promises Mommy's gonna be okay.
29:01We're going back for her right now.
29:09Hand over the kid!
29:11I'll make your death quick!
29:19Lily,
29:21turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:25Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:28Okay.
29:31You are the best.
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down?
29:44You're asking to die!
29:48You're not human!
29:50Who the hell are you?
29:51Noob!
29:51My daughter's here,
29:53so I'm keeping it clean.
29:54Disappear.
30:13Okay, Lily.
30:15You can turn around now.
30:19Daddy?
30:20What happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
30:35Don't move. Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys.
30:38I'll be right back.
30:43Daddy, be careful.
30:46Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:55That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
30:58How much longer you got?
31:00Let me have my fun first.
31:03So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:18Damn. You take a hit well.
31:20Well, let's enjoy this body.
31:23Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:27For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:33No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:36More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice.
31:40Please. I'm taking them down with me.
31:42This the woman Dylan wants?
31:44Where the kid?
31:45Some guy took the brat.
31:48Useless.
31:49Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
31:55Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:01You all want to come at once?
32:03Then die together.
32:04Pick your graves.
32:17Why did you come back?
32:19Where's Lily?
32:23Lily's safe.
32:24Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:31Her taste is trash.
32:33Beg now.
32:34And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:37Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:40End it fast.
32:44You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:47Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:50Just hold on a little longer.
32:53Jack means more to me than anything.
32:55I won't let him get hurt.
33:06You want my husband?
33:08Step over my corpse first!
33:11In a hurry to die?
33:13Fine!
33:14I'll oblige!
33:24I'll oblige!
33:43You're half dead already!
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:47The sea is sinking.
33:48Those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:52This...
33:53can't be.
34:18Ancient Ekethra!
34:19The coastal legend monster?
34:22Why would she be here?
34:25Ha ha ha!
34:27Our boss has real backing!
34:28He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:31No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:35They're coming for us.
34:36We're finished.
34:38Don't worry, darling.
34:39Things might turn around.
34:40Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:43Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:48They're here for me!
34:49Jack, stay behind me!
34:51With me here, no one touches you.
34:54Stop saying that, Jack!
34:55Look around!
34:56We're surrounded!
34:57We could actually die here!
35:04My lords!
35:05Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:11You worthless creature!
35:14You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:24Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:30Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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