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00:00:28The End
00:00:51I don't know.
00:01:03You're dead, bitch!
00:01:14What the hell are you looking at?
00:01:32Fuckin' hell.
00:01:46Looks like you are shit out of luck, beautiful.
00:01:49Now I'm gonna give you your C-section.
00:01:52You son of a bitch!
00:01:58Eat your vegetables.
00:02:01Get back here!
00:02:02Come on!
00:02:09Get out of here!
00:02:15Get out of here!
00:02:18Get out of here!
00:02:22What is that?
00:02:24Let us go!
00:02:30I don't need you.
00:02:34I don't need you.
00:02:50Go!
00:03:06Come on, push!
00:03:08Push!
00:03:19You know what I hate?
00:03:21I hate these 40-year-old jackholes wearing ponytails.
00:03:26That ponytail doesn't make you look hip, young, or cool.
00:03:32Okay, it's coming.
00:03:34Come on, give me one big push!
00:03:55I'll leave, I'll leave now.
00:03:58Quit scorning and ruining my shot.
00:04:04What a piece of crap.
00:04:08We're out of here.
00:04:16Sorry about the messy delivery, Mom.
00:04:26Be quiet. Keep Junior something to drink.
00:04:35We're out of here.
00:04:53Bravo, Mr. Hero. Bravo.
00:04:56What are you trying to kill this woman?
00:05:00Something funny.
00:05:01I was just remembering a limerick.
00:05:03There once was a woman who was quite begat.
00:05:06She had three babies named Nat, Pat, and Tat.
00:05:09She said it was fun in the breeding,
00:05:11but found it was hell in the feeding
00:05:13when she saw there was no
00:05:15tit for tat.
00:05:17You have caused me no end of trouble,
00:05:20but now I shall return the favor.
00:05:22Tit for tat, eh?
00:05:26See, that's the latest thing.
00:05:28The gun will only fire
00:05:29when it recognizes the thumbprint of the owner.
00:05:32That makes firearms safer,
00:05:33and it cuts down the crime, too.
00:05:36You got him!
00:05:47Who are you?
00:05:49Lady, what's your name?
00:06:07No, not the law!
00:06:09Hey, here we go.
00:06:14Hey, here we go.
00:06:16Who are you gonna do?
00:06:17Very lucky.
00:06:18It doesn't make sense.
00:06:18one day is outta his way.
00:06:18To will be a love.
00:06:18Here's early on...
00:06:18Hejść is generating two steps for him.
00:06:21It's so distant.
00:06:29Oh, my God.
00:06:58Oh, my God.
00:07:22Oh, my God.
00:07:25Oh, my God.
00:07:26Oh, my God.
00:07:49Tit-for-tat, Mr. Hero.
00:07:51Tit-for-tat.
00:08:01I was going back for a bottle.
00:08:03No, I got it.
00:08:05And I'm not the head.
00:08:06Hacho sits on his hands, warming them with his own exhaust while everybody else does the work.
00:08:11Every second counts, right?
00:08:17Now, how the heck did this happen, huh?
00:08:25Everything was going smooth at the safe house.
00:08:27When the woman draws a gun.
00:08:29I mean, who expects a pregnant lady to pull a piece of me, huh?
00:08:32Now, who was this man who was with it?
00:08:34I don't know.
00:08:35After the woman escaped, we tracked her here.
00:08:38This guy, he was hanging around at the Busta.
00:08:40I mean, so we decided that we'd deal with him later, but we go after the woman.
00:08:43He gets in on the action, you know?
00:08:46He took a gun, he started shooting at us, and that's when you arrived.
00:08:51Take it easy.
00:08:52Sit down.
00:08:54Oh, you all right?
00:08:57Are you trying to tell me that some bum came to her rescue?
00:09:03Well, well, well, this is a fine ass.
00:09:07I won't make this mistake again.
00:09:09Well, I got a piece of lead in my body, so remind her.
00:09:12Well, I can appreciate that.
00:09:16My ass!
00:09:18And let that be a reminder never to fail me again.
00:09:50I'll be right back.
00:09:58I don't know.
00:10:27I don't know.
00:11:09Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:11:42Don't make me kill you.
00:11:45Don't make me kill you.
00:12:04Don't make me kill you.
00:12:43Don't make me kill you.
00:13:06Don't make me kill you.
00:13:09Don't make me kill you too.
00:13:10Yeah.
00:13:11Bye-bye.
00:13:15You know why a gun is better than a wife?
00:13:18Hmm?
00:13:20Don't know.
00:13:21You can put a silencer on a gun.
00:13:31Sir, we spotted the target at Derna Jefferson heading toward the park.
00:13:34Turn us around.
00:13:40Turn us around.
00:13:48Don't worry about it.
00:14:04Don't worry, kids.
00:14:07Someone good will find you.
00:14:20My God, look at this!
00:14:23Someone left a baby!
00:14:32Oops.
00:14:45I'm out of here!
00:15:03Fuck me sideways...
00:15:33Welcome back, Mr. Smith.
00:15:35Where's Quintana?
00:15:37Wait, Smith, Mr. Dawn is with the customer.
00:15:40Wait, you can't go up there.
00:15:41Oh, yeah, baby.
00:15:42Smith!
00:15:43I like that, huh?
00:15:44Besides, I thought Mr. Mary was more your type.
00:15:46You can't go up there!
00:15:58Come here!
00:16:05And when he needs money, money makes the world go round, money, money'll make you challenge your sound if the
00:16:20price ain't right, if the price ain't right.
00:16:28Sorry, pal, the bar's closed.
00:16:30Hm?
00:16:39Wait your turn, Smith.
00:16:41There's plenty to go round.
00:16:43Not for me, thanks.
00:16:43I'm a lactose in tauren.
00:16:45Just tell me what you want, Smith.
00:16:58Ooh.
00:17:00Kinky.
00:17:01I wanted you to take care of this baby for a while.
00:17:04Five grand.
00:17:05That should keep you off your back for a couple of weeks.
00:17:10Are you clean?
00:17:12You know I'm a good girl scout.
00:17:14So you'll do it.
00:17:16Vatanculo!
00:17:17Screw yourself, Smith.
00:17:18For all I know, you snatched the kid.
00:17:21I don't want to be an accessory for kidnapping.
00:17:23I didn't steal the kid, trust me.
00:17:25Trust you?
00:17:27I don't even know your real name.
00:17:30Who are you really, Smith?
00:17:32I'm a British nanny, and I'm dangerous.
00:17:46Just keep the baby for one day, and you can keep the whole roll.
00:18:03Forget it, Dave.
00:18:07Is that a boy?
00:18:09I'm a doctor.
00:18:11Ciao.
00:18:16Bye.
00:19:09I need some milk.
00:19:14Let's go.
00:19:15This lady's baby needs to be fed.
00:19:18Find me every wet nurse, lactating hooker, and mammary on top in the city.
00:19:26I already told you, Smith.
00:19:28You're not welcome in the land of milk and honey.
00:19:33I need a little cream for my coffee and some answers.
00:19:39I'm sorry.
00:19:44Scram, fellas.
00:19:46Give me a moment alone here with...
00:20:04There was a man here with a baby not too long ago.
00:20:10Yes, a real jerk.
00:20:13He wanted me to take care of the kid.
00:20:17And what is this man's name?
00:20:21Smith.
00:20:22Mr. Smith.
00:20:29How the hell do I know his real name?
00:20:32He saw me a couple of times when I was pulling street tricks.
00:20:36He always used the same name.
00:20:38Smith.
00:20:39I don't believe you.
00:20:45I think you know more about this man.
00:20:52He was a lousy tipper.
00:21:05If I had anything on it, I'd tell you.
00:21:14Then it gets a lot more painful.
00:21:17The closer I get.
00:21:19The closer I get.
00:21:24What's up, Doc?
00:21:26Oh, you're a wascally wabbit.
00:21:32But you're not wascally enough.
00:21:35Yeah?
00:21:37That's a sick shooter.
00:21:39I just got a sick shots.
00:21:43You've blown your load.
00:21:51Oh, what about you?
00:21:53Your nine millimeter is empty, too.
00:21:56Yeah, you fired eight on the rooftop, one in the men's room.
00:22:00And your second cartridge was expended at the playground.
00:22:02And you won't be getting it up with that gun you took off my man.
00:22:06Oh.
00:22:06But you see, like my weapon, it also has the thumbprint safety device.
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:11Hey, want a bet?
00:22:34That seemed like a good hand job.
00:22:37Oh, really?
00:22:41Oh, really?
00:22:50I can't believe it, but it's funny that every time I see you, there's a problem.
00:22:54But even in the accident of a mess, I find myself for your fault.
00:22:56Tell me, do you listen to me?
00:22:58I don't understand the word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying
00:23:00and I refuse to apologize.
00:23:02Dang it, Smith.
00:23:03I could have been snapped back there.
00:23:05Hey, you should be thanking me for saving your sweet back door.
00:23:08Why did you wait so goddamn long?
00:23:10You're a bad girl.
00:23:11You deserve to be punished.
00:23:12Which car do you want?
00:23:14What?
00:23:15I'm tired of walking.
00:23:18Look at this.
00:23:25You want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine?
00:23:29I give up.
00:23:31With a car that tricks on the inside.
00:23:35Tell me about it.
00:23:57Oh, good, good.
00:23:59I'm glad you like the flower.
00:24:02Listen, sweetie, I've run into a small hitch.
00:24:08I think I'm going to have to be out here for a while longer, but don't, don't worry.
00:24:13I will be back in time for Timmy's birthday party, I swear to you.
00:24:18Hugs and kisses.
00:24:20Bye-bye.
00:24:22So what was I supposed to do?
00:24:24These guys were stalking this pregnant lady.
00:24:26I couldn't just stand there.
00:24:29Did you see that?
00:24:30I fucking hate that.
00:24:32What?
00:24:33This guy changing lanes without signaling.
00:24:35Then how hard is it to use your signal?
00:24:39So you started shooting at them.
00:24:42No.
00:24:42I don't carry a piece.
00:24:44I went to the woman, she had a gun.
00:24:46They started firing.
00:24:47I shot back.
00:24:48He's done it again.
00:24:50I moved my finger one inch to use my turn signal.
00:24:54Why are these assholes so lazy they can't move their finger one fucking measly inch to drive
00:24:58more safely?
00:25:00You want to know why?
00:25:01Not particularly.
00:25:03Because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate in the first place to make
00:25:06all that money, so when they get on the road, they can't out themselves.
00:25:08They've got to be callous and inconsiderate drivers too.
00:25:11It's in their nature.
00:25:12Why don't you take the baby to the police?
00:25:14I can't go to the police.
00:25:16Why not?
00:25:17I'm the unibomber.
00:25:18They call it the unibomber.
00:25:20That's what they think.
00:25:23Stupid.
00:25:24Right.
00:25:25That's it.
00:25:36You are the angriest man in the world.
00:25:39If I remember right, you used to like it right now.
00:25:45Well, how many freelancers have you got?
00:25:49How many local boys?
00:25:52I need men, you understand?
00:25:55I need a lot more men.
00:26:13I want four mags, a box of 9mm 147 hollow points, and give me 50 FMJs.
00:26:28You're a little short.
00:26:29You lied.
00:26:30You said you had $5,000.
00:26:33How about we make up a difference with food stamps?
00:26:36You want to buy bullets with food stamps?
00:26:38It's as good as cash.
00:26:39You're pathetic, Smith.
00:26:41We'll wait for you outside.
00:26:44Look, why don't I sign out of this check I go to the blood bank to you at the morning
00:26:47cover?
00:26:49Throw in that check you got from the sperm bank and got yourself a deal.
00:26:52I don't get that check until Wednesday.
00:26:56Listen, why don't you take a half a box of shells, and I'll give you the other half when you
00:26:59bring me the rest of the money on Wednesday.
00:27:01Deal.
00:27:29Damn it, Smith!
00:27:30What the hell are you doing?
00:27:31Making some money.
00:27:33Making some money?
00:27:34Yeah, to buy something for the baby.
00:27:36Something for the baby?
00:27:42A bulletproof vest is a better investment than a crib.
00:27:47Makes me think what you do to get him in the right school.
00:27:53So this is it.
00:27:55It's not the Ritz, but it's home.
00:27:59Same old, Smith.
00:28:01Down and dirty.
00:28:02Glad you like it.
00:28:12Say hello to Mickey.
00:28:23Maybe I should take the baby to the police.
00:28:25No, you'd never make it.
00:28:27They'll be watching all the precincts.
00:28:28Probably got some of the boys in blue on payola too.
00:28:45I'm rounding up 50 guys.
00:28:47Well, I guess that's just going to have to do, huh?
00:28:58Stop the car.
00:28:59He was here.
00:29:00Come on.
00:29:01What makes you think he was here?
00:29:02Trust me.
00:29:03I know what people do, and I know what people think.
00:29:05I always have.
00:29:06Even as a kid, I had this gift.
00:29:08You should have seen the playground hurt I laid down playing rock, paper, scissors, buddy.
00:29:13Now stop the car.
00:29:16Who do you think wants this baby dead?
00:29:18I have no idea he's trying to kill it.
00:29:20Don't call him an it.
00:29:22It's an it to me.
00:29:28Tell me, Smith.
00:29:29Is there anything you like?
00:29:31Yeah.
00:29:32My privacy.
00:29:33Stop.
00:29:38Tell me something I don't know per una volta.
00:29:41Brutto figlio di puttana bastardo.
00:29:43I love it when you talk like that.
00:29:45Can I offer you anything?
00:29:49Carrot?
00:29:52It's good for your eyesight.
00:29:58Of all the squats in the city, how does he know Smith's in this one?
00:30:02Another lucky guess?
00:30:04He doesn't guess.
00:30:06He sees things we don't.
00:30:07He was once an FDI profiler.
00:30:11Forensic behavior consultant.
00:30:13My God.
00:30:15At times I have to tell you guys details.
00:30:19Make all the difference in this business.
00:30:25Don't you think you should hang back, sir?
00:30:27The lady who stays in the rear takes it in the rear.
00:30:35Besides.
00:30:42Violence is one of the most fun things to watch.
00:30:44Shh.
00:30:45Shh.
00:30:45Shh.
00:30:46Shh.
00:30:46Shh.
00:30:46No, no, no.
00:30:46Baby, no.
00:30:47We could call him Oliver.
00:30:48Oliver?
00:30:49Yeah.
00:30:50Like Oliver Twist.
00:30:51Because he's an author?
00:30:52Because I like the book.
00:30:54You like the book?
00:30:55I didn't hate it.
00:30:57That's a first.
00:31:03Which birthday card do you think I should go with here?
00:31:06Uh, cute and cuddly?
00:31:08Oh, the one that says you're becoming a man now, son.
00:31:13Yeah.
00:31:16So, Mr. Hurts, how old is your son?
00:31:19He's eight.
00:31:20Then it had to be large and powerful.
00:31:23Can you believe it?
00:31:25There's nothing on the TV about any of this.
00:31:32Roadside bomb wounded.
00:31:34We have it, you know.
00:31:37Hey, did you notice that?
00:31:40Notice what?
00:31:41Look.
00:31:43Lame-ass politician writes about gum control.
00:31:46He cries.
00:31:48So tonight...
00:31:49Switches to this channel with his heavy metal music.
00:31:53He shuts off.
00:31:56It's so weird.
00:32:00You must find it comforting.
00:32:04Sir.
00:32:05Men are in place in the roof.
00:32:07That's good.
00:32:09Anybody know what a Jimmy Cagney loves seeing us?
00:32:12Hmm?
00:32:13It's where Cagney lets the good guy live.
00:32:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:32:33It doesn't surprise me that Oliver's into death metal.
00:32:37Look at his surrogate parents.
00:32:39No.
00:32:39I'm telling you.
00:32:41This means...
00:32:43Go, backwards.
00:32:44Ah.
00:32:46Ah!
00:32:47Oh, fuck!
00:32:51Oh, fuck!
00:32:55Oh!
00:32:55Come on.
00:32:56Come on.
00:32:56Be damned boy, I tell you how it'll be made.
00:32:58You win, so who is with you?
00:33:00Do not change your death.
00:33:03Shh!
00:33:06Nab is the bite!
00:33:09That devil!
00:33:10Ugh.
00:33:10Eh!
00:33:11See you.
00:33:11The devil is going in with the flow
00:33:13It's all a game to me
00:33:21Seven on eleven
00:33:23Stay much watching you
00:33:28Double on the fight
00:33:30The streak is fine
00:33:32The lazy weight
00:33:33The lazy spot
00:33:49The lazy spot
00:34:05Ah!
00:34:12Ah!
00:34:19Ah!
00:34:25Ah!
00:34:26Ah!
00:34:26Ah!
00:34:26Gee, I know you've got to see me.
00:34:29The way you don't leave, the dead...
00:34:31Ah!
00:34:38IIa-
00:34:45The only thing you've seen when you know it's gonna be...
00:34:49The ace is way, the ace is way it's done.
00:34:53Ah!ium
00:35:04ACES
00:35:12My God, do we really suck?
00:35:15Or is this guy really that good?
00:35:17Come on, boys!
00:35:19He ain't out of the Brian Pets yet!
00:35:39I don't shoot the dog back, I don't shoot the dog!
00:35:42No.
00:35:44Why not?
00:35:45I like dogs.
00:36:12Oh, that rat bastard.
00:36:30What is it?
00:36:32It's a bit of a rich diaper.
00:36:39This idea blows, Smith.
00:36:41It's the only idea we've got.
00:36:43You actually think that Oliver's mother lived near a heavy metal club
00:36:47and that he could hear the music while he was still inside the womb?
00:36:51Yep.
00:36:52That's why he doesn't cry when he's listening to some headbangers bash.
00:36:55Ridiculous.
00:36:56Well, he isn't crying now.
00:37:01So this is the only club near where I encountered the baby's mother.
00:37:04I still say this is a wild heart.
00:37:08Yes?
00:37:08How do you explain all these boxes of diapers?
00:37:10Somebody's been stalking her.
00:37:12Let's find out who.
00:37:31You're the owner of this place.
00:37:32Who's I asking?
00:37:33I am.
00:37:37Can I buy you a drink?
00:37:39No.
00:37:40Hey!
00:37:41No!
00:37:42No!
00:37:43Just as I suspect.
00:37:45He really is into jewelry.
00:37:47No!
00:37:48No!
00:37:49No!
00:37:50No!
00:37:51No!
00:37:51Who occupies the rim upstairs?
00:37:52Go to hell!
00:37:54Don't mess with me.
00:37:55You ain't got the cojones.
00:37:58Oh!
00:38:00Oh, God.
00:38:03So who are these guys?
00:38:05I rented the place to some soup 11 months ago.
00:38:09He paid the whole year in cash.
00:38:11I never saw him again.
00:38:13I just figured they were beautiful back way.
00:38:37Oh, my God.
00:38:42This is pretty fucked up.
00:38:57Oh, my God.
00:39:15Sir, it's your go-to guy.
00:39:18All the mothers have been killed.
00:39:20Only one escaped temporarily.
00:39:22We found her body and confirmed that she did deliver a child.
00:39:27The babies were supposed to be delivered covertly.
00:39:29I guess setting up this maternity factory on top of a heavy metal club wasn't particularly secret.
00:39:33What a fine lot of babysitters we turned out to be.
00:39:36When Mr. Go-to guy passes, head to the left.
00:39:39Yes, sir.
00:39:39I already made the call.
00:39:41Backup should be arriving any minute.
00:39:43We'll clean this mess up and try to piece together everything that happened.
00:39:47Thank you, sir.
00:39:49I appreciate your confidence.
00:39:52Gentlemen, let's find some answers here.
00:39:58Watch where you step.
00:40:01The ice cream is melting.
00:40:03What?
00:40:04I thought donor sperm was your department.
00:40:07These freezers are full of samples.
00:40:10This is weird.
00:40:12There seems to be only one donor.
00:40:14One donor?
00:40:16Yeah.
00:40:17What a generous one at that.
00:40:27This is bone marrow blood.
00:40:29It must be for some kind of cure.
00:40:33How do you know that, Smith?
00:40:35You didn't hear about my Nobel Prize.
00:40:44See, what it is, it's hard to find marrow that matches that of the recipient.
00:40:48The odds are much better if the donor marrow shares the same DNA with the person receiving it.
00:40:54You mean these people were harvesting babies for some guy's bone marrow transplant?
00:40:59Exactly.
00:41:00And somebody wanted to make sure he didn't get it.
00:41:03That's why they want Oliver dead.
00:41:31No, my baby, no.
00:41:34So I called that guy I know at NBC.
00:41:37That's good.
00:41:39And then I got to thinking, you know what I hate?
00:41:42Here we go again.
00:41:43I hate those lame action movies where the good guy calls just one person who ends up betraying him.
00:41:49Yeah.
00:41:49That's right up there with killing baby seals.
00:41:52I called ABC, CBS, The Post, The Times, the local news channel and the FBI.
00:42:01So, what do we do next?
00:42:03I figure we hang here and watch the news.
00:42:05Once the story goes public, maybe we'll be safe.
00:42:08Look, he finally went to sleep.
00:42:12Yeah, you just wait.
00:42:13The moment you close your eyes, run out, people start screaming.
00:42:17You can't take a little pleasure in anything, can you?
00:42:21You just hate everything.
00:42:23I don't hate you.
00:42:25Is that why you picked me?
00:42:27You know why I picked you.
00:42:29You have no idea what you've done to me.
00:42:31We're going to get out of this, trust me.
00:42:33You just don't get it.
00:42:35What?
00:42:38You bring me this child so I can feed him, take care of him.
00:42:44And maybe they could be dead at any moment.
00:42:47And you never even think to ask me what happened to my own child.
00:42:57You're right.
00:43:01Don't look at all.
00:43:05No.
00:43:07It's my fault.
00:43:08It's like what my mama always said.
00:43:12The women don't have to dance with the stones.
00:43:16If I say I'm sorry, we don't know what that means.
00:43:20Eggs have no business dancing with the stones.
00:43:47In this myth, I think about what you hate the most.
00:43:53Yourself.
00:43:57What happened to your baby?
00:43:59Forget about it.
00:44:01Tell me.
00:44:03My baby hit me in the stomach.
00:44:07My baby was delivered and stillborn.
00:44:16Get off of me!
00:44:34I don't know you like this, do you?
00:44:43I don't know you like this, do you?
00:44:47Barrel.
00:44:48Trigger.
00:44:49Now this is the business end.
00:44:52You should never point this at anything you don't intend to kill.
00:44:57Now this is important.
00:44:58This is called your safety.
00:45:01You have to keep this on to make sure the gun doesn't go off accidentally.
00:45:04But really, this is your number one safety.
00:45:15Are you hungry?
00:45:39Are you hungry?
00:45:40Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:45:47Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:45:55I watch this youthful, hazy light.
00:46:00They dream, they dream, they scream just like a child
00:46:35Oh
00:47:01Oh
00:47:18Talk about shooting your luck
00:47:26Look at this
00:47:28This is the Hamilton Night Tag
00:47:31These aren't supposed to hit the streets for six months
00:47:35This is weird
00:47:37All these guys are gone
00:47:44Don't even tell me
00:47:46Do you know how many of them are in his bloody bag now?
00:47:49Why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?
00:47:53Doesn't it piss you off a little?
00:47:54Getting angry releases an enzyme
00:47:56Which can temporarily reduce the IQ
00:48:00That's something I can't afford to do right now
00:48:03How do you know all that?
00:48:05My boy's hooked on the Discovery Channel
00:48:07Take me west side
00:48:08I need to report in
00:48:10I got a bead on who I'm Mr. Hero is
00:48:16No more arguments
00:48:17I have to do this alone
00:48:19And the only way I can do it is if I'm positive you two are okay
00:48:23This is the only place I know you'll be safe
00:48:26A tank?
00:48:28An M24 tank
00:48:29You'll be safe from gunfire and most explosives
00:48:32You're whacked
00:48:33You're whacked
00:48:34I am
00:48:35I'm also serious
00:48:37But nobody's allowed to get in it
00:48:39Don't worry
00:48:40When I create a diversion you climb inside
00:48:43You should have enough of that baby food to last you a couple of days
00:48:47The pureed carrots are the best
00:48:50You know how to use those, right?
00:48:54Yes, but what if you don't come back?
00:48:56That's not gonna help
00:48:57There is no way to be sure
00:49:02Yes, there is
00:49:18I understand
00:49:19I understand
00:49:25Stop whining
00:49:26Stop whining
00:49:26If you don't behave
00:49:28I am going to spank you
00:49:30Stop whining
00:49:31Stop whining
00:49:31Stop it
00:49:33I hate it when parents hit their children
00:49:35Let go of my arm
00:49:36Not until you stop hitting your kid
00:49:37I will discipline my child as I see fit
00:49:40How would you like it if I spanked you?
00:49:44See?
00:49:45Doesn't feel so good, does it?
00:49:52What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:49:57It's not funny
00:49:59It's not funny
00:50:15It's not funny
00:50:23You know, like MacArthur's dad was a general
00:50:26Mickey Mantle's father played pro ball
00:50:28My son is a video game whips
00:50:30And I wasn't too bad at pong myself
00:50:34Just follow me if you will, Mr. Hemerson
00:50:36In 67, the Limeys got hard ass on gun control
00:50:40So a lot of bred gunsmiths moved to the States
00:50:44Now, I've got an inside man at immigration working on which of these guys had sons
00:50:49And if any of the boys were crap shots
00:50:51I think the pucker fact is getting to you
00:50:54You've got diddly
00:50:58Yes, Duchess, you're a good girl
00:51:00Sit
00:51:02Yes, now's your treat
00:51:04Now you get your treat
00:51:05My man has been running the name down and he recalled one of these gunsmith kids actually
00:51:12Okay
00:51:12National sports pistol champion at age 10
00:51:14Olympic, hopeful
00:51:15Recruited by the army
00:51:19But after that, the kid has never heard from again
00:51:22Well, that sounds like black ops got him, trained him
00:51:24This leads me to a theory
00:51:27Theory?
00:51:28Theory is bull nookies
00:51:30All you got is a man with no name
00:51:34Riding into town on a pale horse
00:51:37Dispensing his own brand of justice
00:52:11Hurt, you know why people in this country love guns?
00:52:15And it's got nothing to do with all that emphalic mumbo-jumbo like cock in your gun
00:52:20No, Hurt, people love guns
00:52:23Because America is a land of opportunity
00:52:26Where a poor man can become rich
00:52:29And a pussy can become a tough guy
00:52:34If he's got a gun in his hand
00:52:39I'm hoping you're not just a pussy with a gun in your hand
00:52:43Oh no sir, no, no I'm not
00:52:46I'm a tough guy with a pussy in my hand
00:52:54I want you to give this guy
00:52:57And the kids
00:52:58A dirt nap
00:53:00Yes sir
00:53:04Right away sir
00:53:08Shhh
00:53:09Amore mio
00:53:10Shhh
00:53:12Don't worry
00:53:13Daddy will be back soon
00:53:34Hold it! Hold it!
00:53:39Well, well, well Mr. Bunny, you just keep going, going, going, don't you?
00:53:43Good
00:53:44So do you
00:53:44I promise to, uh, to spare your life if you tell me where the woman and child are
00:53:49Forget it
00:53:56No!
00:54:01Oh, boy
00:54:04Hey, who trains you?
00:54:06Hmm?
00:54:07NSA black ops?
00:54:08CIA?
00:54:09The army?
00:54:11Well, whoever
00:54:12It seems you haven't lost your aim, champ
00:54:14You think that's good?
00:54:15You should see me spell my name in the snow
00:54:17Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
00:54:20Hey, you know, my boss here thinks that you're the Lone Ranger or something
00:54:26But I believe I have a better idea about who you are
00:54:31I found out how your wife and son were killed
00:54:34My God, what a tragedy
00:54:37Some guy walks into a burger joint
00:54:39He starts shooting up the place
00:54:41Oh, my God, what a shame
00:54:43That your wife and son were there
00:54:45Having their chicken nuggets
00:54:55What's the matter? You don't like that story?
00:55:00Well, then why don't you tell me one?
00:55:02Hmm?
00:55:03Children's story, please
00:55:05Oh, I know
00:55:06Tell me my favorite, yeah
00:55:08Tell me the one about the baby
00:55:11Maybe later
00:55:13When I put you to sleep
00:55:19Go, go!
00:55:34Go, go, go!
00:55:38Go!
00:55:39Joe!
00:55:49podcast singles
00:55:49Go, go!
00:55:53Teams
00:55:58Have a Quinn
00:56:03Open
00:56:30So what do you think of the Second Amendment now?
00:56:35Okay buddy, drop your weapon.
00:56:48Think you got him?
00:57:14God damn it, Smith!
00:57:18So I found out he's trying to kill our baby.
00:57:20Who?
00:57:21A man named Hammerson, born with a silver spoon up his ass.
00:57:25He inherited the Hammer Firearms Corporation from his old man and makes millions manufacturing weapons.
00:57:30Does this give you any new ideas about who needs Oliver's bone marrow?
00:58:03No.
00:58:04If we contact this man and then we're safe, it's over.
00:58:08Are you crazy?
00:58:09This means that we've got Hammerson and the whole of the US government after us.
00:58:12I think you two have got to get out of town.
00:58:14Until I get the answers, you'll never be safe.
00:58:17They'll be watching the trains, the bus stations and the airports.
00:58:20So I think this is the safest way to get out of town.
00:58:24I'm gonna check all of this out and if everything's okay, I'll get you before you board the bus.
00:58:28But what if you don't get to us before we leave?
00:58:31Where should I get off?
00:58:34I think it's better if I don't know.
00:58:36What?
00:58:36Trust me.
00:58:38I can't know.
00:58:47Smith, do you really think this is gonna work?
00:58:49Just stick to the plan and everything will be alright.
00:58:54John!
00:59:13John!
00:59:17John!
00:59:19John!
00:59:29John!
00:59:31John!
00:59:32John!
00:59:34John!
00:59:38John!
00:59:40John!
00:59:40John!
00:59:59I don't know.
01:00:22I don't know.
01:00:56I don't know.
01:01:21So much for wearing your seatbelt.
01:01:50What in the hell is that?
01:01:53Oh, my God.
01:01:55That is twisted.
01:01:56That sick son of a bitch.
01:01:59Oh, that sick son of a bitch suckered us again!
01:02:07It's time to go, little boy.
01:02:13Put me through to whoever's protecting Senator Rutledge.
01:02:19Just tell him there's a man with a baby calling.
01:02:24Hello, is this Smith?
01:02:26That was a nice job covering up your baby hatchery downtown.
01:02:29Not a word about it anywhere.
01:02:31Only you guys in Washington have that kind of pull.
01:02:34I'm telling you, we're on the same side.
01:02:36Now, listen, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
01:02:40I want to see the Senator.
01:02:43All right.
01:02:44He wants to see you, too.
01:02:46He's leaving for North Carolina, the primaries, in three days.
01:02:49You can fly with him, runway seven, two hours.
01:02:53I see anything I don't like.
01:02:56I'm blowing this big time.
01:03:11What were you doing in there?
01:03:15Cleaning my gun.
01:03:17Really?
01:03:19You know, we were never really trying to kill you.
01:03:22We only wanted to scare you into surrendering.
01:03:24Well, that's one way to explain why you can't shoot straight.
01:03:26In the latest pull, Senator Rutledge continues to be the Democratic conqueror on the head of the next week.
01:03:32So, it's the primaries.
01:03:33This is why the mic is...
01:03:38I owe you my life.
01:03:40So this is where you get to do all those hookers.
01:03:44I heard about you.
01:03:46You look worse than you do on TV.
01:03:48Yes, it's amazing what a little makeup can do.
01:03:51And a lot of morphine.
01:03:57So, you've pieced the whole thing together.
01:04:01Very clever, Mr. Smith.
01:04:03Very clever.
01:04:04Simple.
01:04:06You're the Democratic front-runner for president, and your sweeping gun control proposals are pissing the wrong people off.
01:04:13Yes, well, if they're pissed now, wait until I'm elected president.
01:04:17We got so many goddamn gun lobbies out there that we're going to have to set up just as many
01:04:21commissions.
01:04:22Then maybe we'll get our bill passed in the first year.
01:04:25Unfortunately, you're sick, and the gun nurses found out.
01:04:28They discovered your baby hatchery, and boom, problem solved.
01:04:31They kill you by killing the babies.
01:04:33Correct.
01:04:35So, where's my savior?
01:04:43You know what I hate most?
01:04:45Liars.
01:04:45What the hell are you doing?
01:04:46You've made a deal with Hammerson.
01:04:47No, you're crazy.
01:04:48Am I?
01:04:49When you got into bed with him, you also let his dog up on the mattress.
01:04:52Looking at those dog hairs on your trousers, I'd say old Duchess took a liking to you.
01:04:56I don't know what you're talking about.
01:04:57Save the life for one you and all, Mr. Adelage.
01:04:59If he ever makes it there.
01:05:00All of us I hate.
01:05:03Hypocrites.
01:05:04You're the biggest one of all.
01:05:05Do you blame him for selling out?
01:05:08His operation to find the baby had been tits-up from the get-go.
01:05:12You see, Rutledge called us and he offered us a proposition that we had never dreamed was possible.
01:05:18In exchange for his life, the senator promised to protect our right.
01:05:22To go deer hunting with an Uzi.
01:05:24Oh, come on, Smith.
01:05:25Come on.
01:05:26Guns don't kill people, but they sure help.
01:05:30Back up!
01:05:31Back up!
01:05:33Back up or I'll kill him!
01:05:35I had to do it.
01:05:36I want to leave.
01:05:38I am meant to be president.
01:05:39You've got what it takes to put yourself before the people.
01:05:42I can still do good in other areas.
01:05:45How are you going to square it with the public?
01:05:46It is a constitutional right.
01:05:49Back off!
01:05:50Get back!
01:05:50I've come around to their way of thinking.
01:05:52I'm around.
01:05:53They had you at a low.
01:05:55Let me give you a piece of advice.
01:05:57Never trust the people who stand to profit, plain and simple.
01:06:00They're the bad guys.
01:06:02Come on, Smith.
01:06:02Don't be a fool.
01:06:03The game is over.
01:06:04You rolled the dice.
01:06:05You lost.
01:06:34Let him go!
01:06:35Smith, there's no escape.
01:06:37Maybe not for me, but there is for the woman and baby.
01:06:40If I kill Rutledge, no one will need to find them.
01:06:44They'll be saved.
01:06:46Your assassination, Rutledge, will create a public outrage and trigger immense support for your proposals.
01:06:53You simply vote in the Congress or give your anti-gun bill as passage by a landslide.
01:06:59Your legacy will live on.
01:07:02Don't do it!
01:07:04Then do it.
01:07:06Let me regain some honor.
01:07:08This might...
01:07:15Son of a bitch.
01:07:17Son of a bitch!
01:07:19Son of a bitch!
01:07:23God damn it!
01:07:28Son of a bitch!
01:07:31Son of a bitch!
01:07:35Son of a bitch!
01:07:55Oh, my God.
01:08:25I got it here!
01:08:37Everybody, no!
01:08:42You got it!
01:09:03You got it!
01:09:33Don't move, Mr. Hero.
01:09:38Can't talk right now, honey. I'm right in the middle of something.
01:09:41Bye-bye.
01:10:07Don't you worry, Duchess. This isn't gonna happen to you.
01:10:12Not for a few years, anyway.
01:10:15Well, well, well, well, well.
01:10:19Somebody gets to be smart, and somebody gets to be dumb.
01:10:22Looks like you and I have finally traded places, huh, sport?
01:10:28Yes, indeed.
01:10:31The circle of life.
01:10:33The circle jerk of life.
01:10:36Oh, you have such a way with words.
01:10:44I want you to tell me where the woman and the child are.
01:10:51Tell me, or I will be forced to cause you considerable agony.
01:10:56Believe me.
01:10:58Nothing could be more painful than listening to you jamming on them.
01:11:02Oh.
01:11:05No!
01:11:06Again, I ask, where are the woman and child?
01:11:13That's the last time you'll be doing that.
01:11:16No!
01:11:18Just a minute, I want it.
01:11:20It's your choice when the pain stops.
01:11:23Why are you doing this?
01:11:25It's over.
01:11:26Yes, surely it will be.
01:11:30No, I really should thank you.
01:11:32I just gotta pick a contract because of you.
01:11:36I mean, I wasn't just on Hammerson's payroll, you know.
01:11:40What are you babbling on about now?
01:11:43You really think the people that employ me were just gonna bend over and take your little stunt killing the
01:11:49senator?
01:11:49There's no way that you can cover up this whole thing.
01:11:52No.
01:11:53Haven't you heard the news?
01:11:54Hmm?
01:11:55The senator's plane crashed into the East River.
01:11:58They haven't been able to find the body of Senator Rutledge.
01:12:00So, you see, once I silence you and the woman, the cover-up will be complete.
01:12:04So, once again, I ask you, where are the woman and child?
01:12:08You know, I would break your finger.
01:12:12My boy told me this when you'd punch me in the nose.
01:12:15I'd kick you in the ass.
01:12:17Very amusing.
01:12:19If I give that one, the old thumbs up!
01:12:22No!
01:12:24What if he didn't get to us before we leave?
01:12:26Oh, I know your whole story.
01:12:29That man who went on the shooting spree in the restaurant.
01:12:32He visited the little gun show that you inherited from it.
01:12:35You found out how your wife and...
01:12:36You sold him the pair of shotguns.
01:12:39He killed your old wife and boy.
01:12:42I'm not telling you.
01:12:44Our goddamn thing.
01:12:45No!
01:12:48Where are you, Steve?
01:12:50Hmm?
01:12:53Well, well, well, well, well.
01:12:55We're gonna need something a little more invasive.
01:12:58Thanks, Steve.
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01:13:21Oh my God, it's just fucking great.
01:13:53Oh my God, it's just fucking great.
01:14:21Who's a hot shot now, huh?
01:15:00Oh yes, sorry Bob, it certainly has been a pleasure.
01:15:03But before we part ways, tell me one thing.
01:15:08I am dead on about who you are, right?
01:15:12Say that again.
01:15:14I said I am dead on...
01:15:16Stop!
01:15:17That part of it you got right.
01:15:41I said I am dead on about who you are.
01:15:51It's the wife.
01:15:56My honey.
01:16:02She's leaving me.
01:16:05You know what I really hate?
01:16:07She's leaving me.
01:16:22She's leaving me.
01:16:33What I really hate is a pussy with a gun in his hand.
01:16:38And I can't.
01:16:41I can't.
01:17:01I can't.
01:17:20Investigators discovered the body of Senator Rutledge today, the FBI stated an anonymous
01:17:25voice.
01:17:55Oh boy, Mama will be watching you while she's working.
01:18:15Oliver.
01:18:18Hello.
01:18:25To kiss alone.
01:18:47Alright, this is a robbery!
01:18:49Hefty the drawer of it!
01:18:51Everyone else, freeze! Don't fucking pull your head off!
01:18:54He said freeze!
01:18:56That means don't even pucker your butthole!
01:18:58That's right, no puckering!
01:19:00Nobody dies!
01:19:01No fucking move!
01:19:02I need to rush here!
01:19:03Come on!
01:19:04You know what I hate?
01:19:05Shut up and sit on this asshole!
01:19:07That's right, you heard it!
01:19:28No!
01:19:32No!
01:19:33No!
01:19:33No!
01:19:33No!
01:19:35No!
01:19:36No!
01:19:38No!
01:19:48No!
01:19:50No!
01:19:50No!
01:19:52No!
01:19:53No!
01:19:54He's not hiding in the dark
01:19:56Yeah, be done
01:20:02Yeah, keep it
01:20:05I hope he never lives
01:20:07Oh, yeah, be done
01:20:46Yeah, be done
01:20:54Yeah, keep it
01:20:56I hope he never lives
01:20:59Yeah, be done
01:21:02Yeah, keep it
01:21:07Yeah, keep it
01:21:07I hope he never lives
01:21:10Yeah, be done
01:21:12Yeah, be done
01:21:14Yeah, be done
01:21:24Yeah, keep it
01:21:28I hope he never lives
01:21:30Yeah, be done
01:21:34Yeah, be done
01:21:52Yeah, be done
01:21:54Yeah, be done
01:22:05Yeah, be done
01:22:05Yeah, be done
01:22:07Yeah, be done
01:22:08Yeah, be done
01:22:10Yeah, be done
01:22:11Yeah, be done
01:22:11Yeah, be done
01:22:12Yeah, be done
01:22:13Yeah, be done
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