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00:00Now back to PCB!
00:02Wirr!
00:08Who's strong?
00:09I'm strong!
00:10Who's strong woman?
00:11I'm a strong woman!
00:12You're gonna smoke the competition!
00:13I'm gonna smoke the competition!
00:16Oh no!It's the babies!
00:21Kids!Kids!OK!What's the matter?
00:23Oh no!I left Disney Plus on and it went to Mulan!
00:27They don't like Mulan?
00:27No!Because Mulan is a female that identifies as male and yet the movie doesn't take the time
00:32to address real trans issues!
00:36OK!OK!We know!
00:37Mulan is outdated and creating straw dog characters to talk about trans issues!
00:40Daddy's turning it off!
00:42But just how many advocates has yet to be seen?
00:47Alright everyone listen up!
00:49As you know this school is a place where everyone should feel included!
00:52Our challenge is to motivate ourselves and others to create an inviting non-bigoted
00:56And hey Stuntz you got a fucking problem!
00:58No!Sure!
01:00Now I think that what we all need are leaders who motivate by example!
01:05And so I would like to inform you all that your vice principal is competing in the strong woman competition
01:10in Morrison this weekend!
01:12Let's hear it for her!
01:15Well thank you PC principal!
01:18Um listen guys I just hope I can make you proud and more importantly I hope you can see that
01:23no matter who you are you can do anything!
01:26We've really come a long way breaking down gender binary bigotry and I hope I can especially
01:31inspire some of my girls students here!
01:34Or those who identify as girls!
01:36Yes or those who identify as girls!
01:38Get out there and get involved in school sports and clubs!
01:41If there's something you love don't ever let anything hold you back!
01:47A beautiful day in Morrison, Colorado as we get ready for the sixth annual Strong Woman Competition!
01:54A two day long competition of tests built to push athletes to their fairy limits!
01:59Joining me now is the current champion of the Strong Woman Competition Strong Woman!
02:04Miss Woman do you feel ready?
02:06Oh yeah I'm ready David!
02:08There are just so many amazing women athletes out here today it makes me so proud!
02:13Now this is the first year that a trans woman is in the competition how do you feel about that?
02:18Amazing!
02:18I feel honored to be a part of history I have a lot of incredible trans friends who are athletes
02:23and so we're all inspired this woman's competing!
02:25Uh huh and uh have you actually ever met Heather Swanson?
02:30Uh no I've never competed against her before no!
02:32She's not exactly your average trans athlete!
02:35Well what is an average trans athlete honestly I find that kind of bigoted David!
02:40Okay Heather Swanson is actually joining us now!
02:43Miss Swanson how does it feel to be competing today?
02:47I can't tell you how free I feel now that I've started identifying as a woman!
02:53Now that I can compete as female I'm ready to smash the other girls!
02:59And is it correct you just started identifying as female two weeks ago?
03:03I'm not here to talk about my transition!
03:06I'm here to kick some fucking ass!
03:08Let me tell you something Dingleberry!
03:11David Perry!
03:12I'm gonna rule up the other women here and I'm gonna smoke them!
03:16I am the strongest woman this state has ever seen!
03:21Any words for the challenger and miss woman?
03:24Uh good luck Heather!
03:26Haha luck is for dudes!
03:29Well with that let's get right to the action!
03:37Raising to the top!Pushing to the edge!Give it all you got! Barely break
03:41a sweat! Strong woman! Strong woman! Strong!
03:46Yeah she's got me! She's got the move! She's got the muscle and a whole lot to
03:51prove!
03:51Strong woman! Strong woman! Strong woman! Strong!
03:56Hey you! Go strong woman and go! Hey you! Your time is now! What you gonna do?
04:07Header to the middle! Find another gear! She takes what she wants! Nothing left to be a strong
04:12woman!
04:12Strong woman! Strong woman! Strong woman!
04:16Now hey girl! You're the best in the world! And hey hun! Don't look now! But you just
04:26won!
04:27Oh yeah! I won! I'm the strong woman! Look at it! It's mine! I'm the best! I
04:35'm the strongest!
04:42So second place! That's pretty damn good!
04:45Yeah!
04:48I guess she just started identifying as a woman a few weeks ago! Doesn't really seem fair!
04:55Just don't! You'll upset the PC babies!
05:00Hey students! As you know we've had some issues here at the school that we're working very hard
05:07to correct!
05:08So today we are honored to have a motivational speaker! She is the current strong woman champion and also the
05:16champion in women's MMA fighting and in women's wrestling!
05:19Please welcome the inspiring...Heather Swanson!
05:38Oh my god!
05:40Oh my god!
05:44Hello boys and girls! I'm here to talk to you because apparently your school leaders have failed you!
05:50I'm gonna tell you something kids there's only one thing that matters in this world!
05:55And that's being the best!
05:56Your vice principal teaches you girls to be strong but she comes in second!
06:03You got anything to say about that PC principal?
06:07No Miss Swanson
06:09No Miss Swanson
06:12See people don't look up to losers!
06:15They look up to champions!
06:18Every time I beat another woman I feel better!
06:21Dude I really like this person!
06:23And that's why I'm the best!
06:25Because Heather Swanson doesn't get beaten!
06:28I work to be the best at everything!
06:31And Heather Swanson will beat any other woman!
06:34Anytime!
06:35Anywhere!
06:36Bet you can't beat Nicole at Blood Rage!
06:39What?
06:40What did you say transphobe?
06:42Yeah but I bet you can't beat Tammy at War of the Ring!
06:44You don't disrespect the champion little girls!
06:48You think Heather Swanson doesn't know board games?
06:51I was playing board games before your mom even crapped you out of her vagina!
06:56Okay so then let's do it bitch!
06:57Bow it's on!
06:58I am going!
06:58You can't give you one!
06:59I am going!
06:59ありがとうございました。
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