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00:00:09You said you'd always watch out for me! You promised!
00:00:11Well, maybe I don't want to look at you.
00:00:13I hate you.
00:00:14Zoe, you remember my son, Ryan?
00:00:16Hey.
00:00:16Your father wasn't having an affair with your mom.
00:00:18Grace!
00:00:19He raped her!
00:00:20No!
00:00:22Oh, my God, Samir.
00:00:23Is that Zoe's dad?
00:00:25Yes, I would never let anything happen to you or Zoe.
00:00:33Samir's done it.
00:00:34As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top homeland.
00:00:39I want you to find William Butcher.
00:00:41We've got an ubervirus strong enough to kill every fucking soup on the planet.
00:00:46No.
00:00:46Soldier boy killing my family.
00:00:48I gotta get this motherfucker out of my head.
00:00:50Look, you let me go.
00:00:52You'll be the hero that saved Translucent.
00:00:57Sweet boy.
00:00:58I will be there for you always.
00:01:01Okay, good.
00:01:04Why does everyone keep leaving?
00:01:07Stand up in the name of Jesus!
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00:01:37Well, that doesn't just look like this one of
00:01:38Moverianians's one of my men's calls.
00:01:39I'm going to ask Džasanova the commander.
00:01:41Open up!
00:02:26I don't know what the hell is going to do, but I don't know what the hell is going to
00:02:32do, but I don't know what the hell is going to do.
00:02:38I don't know what the hell is going to do, but I don't know what the hell is going to
00:02:39do, but I don't know what the hell is going to do, but I don't know what the hell is
00:02:39going to do until no one's going to do, and I'm going to give them a little bit as well.
00:02:52Please. I have family. I love Imagine Dragons. Please.
00:03:00I'm sorry. No one can know I was here.
00:03:08soldier boy america's first hero defender of liberty faith and family branded a traitor
00:03:16by the legacy media scapegoated by starlight who was the real mastermind behind the attack
00:03:22on seven tower but from the ashes of injustice soldier boy has been reborn and america deserves
00:03:31the truth since 1984 soldier boy has been in russia working with our friends in the kremlin to root
00:03:37out those sneaky traitors in ukraine turns out russia isn't our enemy they're a strong family
00:03:43first nation who don't put up with trans bathrooms we're grateful to soldier boy for his courage and
00:03:48sacrifice and we hope that he can forgive us as he takes his rightful place on the seven
00:03:57it is my honor to present soldier boy with the first ever democratic medal of patriotic freedom
00:04:15my boy my poor sweet boy
00:04:23i'm also very proud to say that this great hero is my father
00:04:29oh
00:04:30hold on when did you find out
00:04:31oh
00:04:4940 years out of spotlight you still got it huh sage tells me uh socials are blowing up people
00:04:57magazine they're they're calling us uh america's sexiest dynasty believe that
00:05:09come on i would never have sent you in there if i knew the butcher had the virus i wouldn't
00:05:14have
00:05:14i swear to god although i did tell you not to engage so if we're pointing fingers i don't think
00:05:21i
00:05:21should be exclusively at fault here gentlemen lab results are in lab results
00:05:34how we were there they all got infected we watched them die
00:05:37how the fuck is that constant braving oh no oh no
00:05:50he's got v1 in his bloodstream
00:05:52shit v1 what is v1
00:05:55frederick vod's first iteration of compound v
00:06:00v1's ten times more potent than today's formula highly unstable only worked on a handful of early
00:06:06soups you bombsite torpedo private angel stormfront who is stormfront dr vod's wife clara uh i think
00:06:16you know where's liberty point is v1 saved your life and is likely why your generation of soups doesn't
00:06:23age this is a modern compound v molecule this is the virus its spike proteins bind to the v
00:06:32receptors kind of like gears meshing but v1 is different it looks like this
00:06:39nothing for the virus to bind to you might have told us that before we tested it v1 hasn't been
00:06:44in
00:06:44circulation since the 1950s and i thought soldier boy was dead we all did now all i'm hearing is that
00:06:50this motherfucker is unkillable okay but what about homelander does this does this mean that i'm his
00:07:07son am i immune too no your embryo was shot up with plain old garden variety v like me like
00:07:15every other
00:07:15suit but if homelander got his hands on some v1 then theoretically he'd be like soldier boy immune to
00:07:20the virus maybe even immortal bring me some i can't why not thought destroyed every vial there's none left
00:07:26the vial still exists somewhere i suppose wait if that's true then that means he can use that we need
00:07:32to get to it before homelander does how i'm sure he knows all this already we're fucked good point love
00:07:38we hit him with the virus today while it still works that wasn't at all my point which is right
00:07:45see it's the smart play we draw him out and hit him today okay how are you gonna get it
00:07:51in front of
00:07:52them homelander hasn't been seen outside of the tower in days which means he's probably scared of
00:07:57getting infected and if you release this thing he just flies up into fucking space until it's all over
00:08:01right so until you figure that out we have to find some of this v1 we don't really have a
00:08:08choice
00:08:10i know where to start
00:08:15wow thank god that stuff's in here saved you um i guess all's well that anyone fuck you
00:08:21you knew butcher had the virus you defrosted me just to send me into the fucking wood chip no
00:08:27no no i did not what i wanted well joke's on you asshole because i'm gonna live and you'll die
00:08:34if the virus doesn't get you time will and when you're sitting in that wheelchair
00:08:38shitting in a colostomy bag i'll be running the seven shitting on sherry lewis's tits
00:08:47look at you just the softest wettest boy
00:08:55you're pathetic you're nothing at all
00:09:06mademoiselle annie are you certain of this we don't have a choice
00:09:19you know what this means right if we do get this fee one you and kimiko could take some
00:09:24i mean it made soldier boy immune to the virus it could make you immune too like a vaccine yeah
00:09:28or
00:09:29we could grow a million dicks like a koosh ball but with dicks very specific but look there's a chance
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00:09:50We weren't expecting you.
00:09:52I take it Marie Moreau is running late?
00:09:54Marie's not coming, but I know about the meeting you had a while back.
00:09:58She set this up, actually.
00:10:00Did she?
00:10:01Yeah, we need you to tell us everything that you know about V1.
00:10:04You mean the first generation V?
00:10:07Soldier Boy has in his veins that made him immune to the virus you're working on with William Butcher?
00:10:15You can't actually be surprised, I know.
00:10:17But why should I help the friends of a deranged man who murdered my daughter and orphaned my granddaughter?
00:10:27Vicky meant a lot to me, too.
00:10:28And what Butcher did was unforgivable, which is why he's not here.
00:10:31But you're still working with him.
00:10:34We think that Homelander is trying to get that V1.
00:10:38And if he does, he lives forever.
00:10:41And you will be just as fucked as the rest of us.
00:10:45So you're going to keep droning on like some fucking black Mr. Spock, or you're going to help us out?
00:10:57Follow me.
00:11:09After you.
00:11:10After you.
00:11:11After you.
00:11:320.1 percent torch the world and watch it burn from their luxury bunkers.
00:11:39it smells near you're right it smells like an abercrombie got fucked by 7-eleven while
00:11:44arby's jerked off in the corner it's v bro mango thunder body spray fuck everyone this is maverick
00:11:51translucent sun sup player sup player starlight i was a kid last you saw me he sang at my dad's
00:12:02funeral maverick hi um what are you doing here don't you go to gadolkin fuck that place and fuck
00:12:09vod they're all a bunch of liars they said a cartel supervillain killed my dad mr egger was
00:12:14the only one that told me the truth it was homelander homelander killed my dad
00:12:26wow homelander oh god i fuck that fucking motherfucker i've been saying it for years
00:12:34this fucking this fucking guy motherfucker okay so maverick zoe marie moreau what are you trying to
00:12:43start your own teenage kicks or something i believe the children are our future maverick if you'll
00:12:49excuse us a moment follow me if you want to know about v1 i hope you have strong stomachs
00:12:57v1 was barbaric and unstable dr bought's first test subjects at dachau lived in a state of endless
00:13:03torment he murdered thousands only to achieve five successes jesus even after bought defected to the
00:13:11allies he kept testing v1 on a ready supply of u.s servicemen why am i not surprised by then
00:13:17we were
00:13:18in an arms race with the russians and nothing could stand in the way of national security
00:13:23dr bought stabilized the formula in the 50s and swept all mentioned the v1 under the rug like every
00:13:29other sorted chapter in this company's history and you're sure there are no more doses left whatsoever
00:13:33not that i've seen you think bought wanted a paper trail to dachau
00:13:38this is every surviving file from project bought's if you want to look through them be my guest
00:13:53what happened to your mom was awful
00:13:56look i didn't know that butcher was gonna
00:14:00i didn't mean for her to get hurt
00:14:03i promise
00:14:09promise you promised but we'd be safe then i woke up alone to see my mom ripped in half
00:14:16i'm sorry then i got chucked into red river because my dad is probably dead too
00:14:21so go fuck yourself
00:14:35maybe if i'd raised you i could have made you better
00:14:39you're a fucking disappointment disappointment the pitiful disappointment you are deep down
00:14:46there's a part of you that is still human you're pathetic you're pathetic weak you're my greatest failure
00:14:52you're nothing at all
00:15:17what is wrong why are you so unhappy oh my father
00:15:23my father and my dear son everything it's all falling apart
00:15:28no no it's exactly what needed to happen yes it's been foretold you're about to ascend
00:15:37become immortal divine a true god with the love of the world
00:15:45but i know you think love is weak and human but who is more loved than jesus
00:15:53and why should he have more love than you you save more people than he does
00:16:02the one true god
00:16:05yes how how millions of people did you save me well then you baptize the unfaithful in their own blood
00:16:18rip babies from their mother's womb
00:16:20yes skin parents in front of their children
00:16:24rid the world of the wicked
00:16:27the non-believers
00:16:31they'll call me first the only ones left will be your faithful
00:16:37and they will love you in their hearts they'll cry happy tears that the mere thought of you
00:16:44you have one last task my love
00:16:47yes
00:16:48yes
00:16:49yes
00:16:58yes
00:17:19you're late came as soon as you texted it's kind of far where Russia near the
00:17:25water I think anybody see you uh no what's that
00:17:40I caught myself shaving trust me you don't need a shave
00:17:50so your your grandpa's in there with them now is uh is butcher in there no but they can lead
00:18:00us to
00:18:00him we can find him and kill him kill butcher I don't think that's a good idea you don't think
00:18:08we could he's dangerous look what he did to your mom that's the point he's not worth it Ryan it's
00:18:16not
00:18:16worth you getting hurt he'd kill you so I'm just supposed to fly away and hide with my dick in
00:18:24my hand so forget it you think I couldn't smell the tank array in your breath what the fuck well
00:18:50well
00:18:52ain't this my lucky fucking day should buy myself a lotto ticket I thought you'd still be in touch
00:18:58with your girl you never hadn't showed I was planning to nick so he texts you from a phone
00:19:03and just wait for you to come running but hey fucking Christmas
00:19:15nice one but I don't break easy no more not like Mallory you're a right tough lad ain't you
00:19:23killing an old lady and fucking off to Russia
00:19:28so he was right about you maybe I should just put you out of your misery
00:19:35you could but you won't and why is that because we both love the same woman and we both hate
00:19:44the same
00:19:44cunt look mate you can be as pissy with me as you like but we both know I ain't the
00:19:54bad guy
00:19:54you I don't really I just need us to have a proper chat that's all
00:20:09oh my up here what are you what in the fuck
00:20:20is that milk better breast milk from the NICU at Mount Sinai well what you ask me up here so
00:20:25I
00:20:26can watch you swim and tit jizz I want to give you another chance you want to give me another
00:20:30chance
00:20:31yes help me find the V1 I'd rather fist myself with a handful of razors besides Cleopatra Jones said
00:20:39there's no V1 to find oh there most certainly is and I am going to find it yeah what makes
00:20:47you so sure
00:20:48an angel told me it's my destiny just when I thought it was a ceiling to how fucking weird you
00:20:56could get
00:20:56yes yes make your jokes you've been blessed with immortality what have you done with it drink and fuck
00:21:05yourself numb you you are a disappointment you see I am not going to waste my immortality I am going
00:21:23to
00:21:24take what's rightfully mine I'm asking you if you want to seat at the table because you're my father
00:21:29but with or without you a reckoning is coming you know all I see is a freak a freak with
00:21:39a bushel of gray
00:21:40pubes try some just for men
00:22:00what's ford harmony I have no idea it's all over these memos what do they say I don't know the
00:22:07text
00:22:07is encrypted but I think I can crack it you couldn't possibly it's 1944 there's more processing power on
00:22:13your toaster than there was in the encryption tech back then give me an hour fuck is that
00:22:35hey uh sorry just uh you might want to lighten up on the vibro mango thunder that is that is
00:22:44musky
00:22:45my dad was in the first campaign vanish into freshness it just smells like him you know
00:22:53I'm sorry about your dad I I lost mine too I'm sorry to hear that it's just it's crazy right
00:23:01walk
00:23:02around one day feeling fine and then I don't know where the pain just hits you like a truck like
00:23:07just takes the wind out of you you guys are trying to take down homelander right let me help look
00:23:13maverick I I don't think that's such a good idea it it's really dangerous I don't care he fucking killed
00:23:19my dad it's the only thing I can think about I know that you want this to mean something
00:23:24but it's never gonna make sense and the more that you try the less sense it'll make it
00:23:30trust me I know what am I supposed to do honestly just let go live your life be happy fall
00:23:41in love
00:23:41with someone I do have a girlfriend really Sloan she's an alpaca
00:23:51cool just maybe think about what your dad would want for you and then do that that's what I'm trying
00:23:57to do anyway theory can I um can I just talk to you for a quick second yeah stop
00:24:15another mention of fourth harmony from 1963 butcher has a scanner no he does maybe resolution is good
00:24:23enough so we can make out some of the text okay go with him sounds good I've been watching pornography
00:24:28and I'd like to try out some kind of lingus I don't understand all you do is get him on
00:24:39the blower and
00:24:40tell him you want to see him he rocks up you chuck the shit in his face and that'll be
00:24:46it why me
00:24:48because he won't leave the fortress of furniture for anyone else so this is what you want to talk
00:24:52to me about killing my dad listen mate is that all you think I'm good for I ain't gonna treat
00:24:59you
00:24:59like a kid no more all right you're done with that Homelander raped your mom he's gonna burn
00:25:04everything down and you are the only one that can stop him now normally I don't put no stock in
00:25:11any of
00:25:11bollocks about destiny but if anyone's got one it's you I throw this virus at him what'll happen to me
00:25:27you'll die
00:25:31I'll be close by and we'll go together
00:25:36look
00:25:39I ain't gonna lie to you this
00:25:42this is not what your mom wanted but it's the only way
00:25:48and it will be justice
00:25:53you're asking me to kill myself
00:25:58you wouldn't be the first lad to throw his life away in a war
00:26:02but you would be the first to save the world doing it
00:26:19I'll fetch us a point
00:26:20I mean no wonder soldier boy's getting all this heat
00:26:33he's a fucking nepo daddy like he's not even that good looking
00:26:37like his hair is doing most of the heavy lifting
00:26:40like you shave his head he's the gayest sailor at fleet week
00:26:44seriously man thanks for letting me tag along
00:26:47I need a win
00:26:49will you just tell me this
00:26:51Homelander really didn't want me to come along
00:26:52he didn't like mention my name even once
00:26:59why'd he ask them
00:27:08keep heading south
00:27:12so like
00:27:14what's your story
00:27:16my story
00:27:17yeah
00:27:17I was born on a sugar bush
00:27:19maple farm
00:27:20one day when I was five my parents died
00:27:22in a tidal wave of molasses
00:27:23then I was raised by four geese and a gorophobic fox
00:27:26in a crystal cave where they taught me the ways of the soil
00:27:28and the salts until gerald that's the oldest goose
00:27:32revealed to me that he's the reincarnation of robin williams
00:27:34and then he took me on his egg-shaped spaceship to orc
00:27:37because mork and mindy is a netflix documentary
00:27:41orson married us
00:27:44and the rest is history
00:27:51homelander asked you to come along
00:28:07homelander said the v1 could be a cure
00:28:21you really think so
00:28:24would give us more time
00:28:31what would you want to do
00:28:33we could travel
00:28:35I can dj
00:28:36in berlin
00:28:38nothing to tie us down
00:28:39never in the same place twice
00:28:47do you want that for your kids?
00:28:49of course not
00:28:50which is why I would never have any
00:28:59it's uh
00:29:02you want children?
00:29:05three
00:29:06two girls and a boy
00:29:08a house by the water
00:29:08and maybe a bernadoodle
00:29:10peace and quiet
00:29:12after all this killing
00:29:13I just want a place to call home
00:29:37yeah
00:29:40I told her you were 30
00:29:42fuck the lever
00:29:43fuck lace
00:29:45here's to the bird who sits on your face
00:29:53where did you pick that up?
00:29:54me old man
00:29:55you too close?
00:29:58no not really
00:29:59he was a piss artist
00:30:02used to
00:30:03lose all his money on the GGs
00:30:05no horses
00:30:07and then he'd come home
00:30:08beat the living daylights
00:30:09out of Len and me
00:30:12and then later
00:30:14laugh about it with his mates
00:30:16yeah he was a right cunt
00:30:18where is he now?
00:30:19bottom of the Thames
00:30:21I put him there just the other day
00:30:25I only wish I'd done it sooner
00:30:27before he caused more
00:30:31more damage
00:30:35butchard
00:30:38do you think that I could ever
00:30:41that I might turn into my dad?
00:30:48I don't know
00:30:54my mom
00:30:56and Grace
00:30:58the others
00:31:00all I do is hurt people
00:31:02I can't be around anyone
00:31:10without us
00:31:12without Supes
00:31:15the world is a better
00:31:18safer place
00:31:26I'll do it
00:31:39following the mass arrests
00:31:41of suspected starlighters
00:31:42protesters have taken to the streets
00:31:44and clashed violently
00:31:45with superheroes
00:31:46and police alike
00:31:48it's all so tediously predictable
00:31:50insurgency
00:31:52counterinsurgency
00:31:53liberation
00:31:55crackdown
00:31:56round and round
00:31:57she goes
00:31:58is now a good time
00:32:00to say I've always found you
00:32:01super fucking creepy
00:32:03oh
00:32:04hold on a second
00:32:05I got something
00:32:06check that out
00:32:08so Ford Harmony
00:32:09was an army hospital
00:32:10where Frederick Vaught worked
00:32:12the government designated
00:32:13it top secret
00:32:14and then decommissioned it
00:32:15after the war
00:32:17why is that square blurry?
00:32:19that's what the military does
00:32:20to keep classified facilities
00:32:21hidden
00:32:22now I'll bet you
00:32:23a porterhouse at Luger's
00:32:24that's where Vaught
00:32:25was testing the V1
00:32:26if there's any more
00:32:27left out there
00:32:27that would be
00:32:28the fucking place to look
00:32:36were you followed?
00:32:37hell no
00:32:38Homelander's looking for the V1
00:32:40just like we are
00:32:40it's only a matter of time
00:32:41before he found you
00:32:42we're at 90 feet
00:32:43below solid concrete
00:32:44the door is munitions grade
00:32:46ballistics resistant
00:32:47same as a norad bunker
00:32:48in giant mountain
00:32:49it will hold
00:32:52better hope so
00:33:01oh thank fuck
00:33:03it won't hold forever
00:33:04so we're trapped down here
00:33:06what's the plan?
00:33:07wait
00:33:08has anyone seen Zoe?
00:33:11Zoe
00:33:27what's the point?
00:33:34I don't know.
00:34:27I don't know.
00:34:30Dad?
00:34:33Sorry.
00:34:36Oh, my God, sorry.
00:34:39Oh, my God.
00:34:42Oh, my God.
00:34:45Oh, my God.
00:35:15Oh, my God.
00:35:16Oh, my God.
00:35:28Oh, my God.
00:36:12Oh, my God.
00:36:14Oh, my God.
00:36:35Oh, my God.
00:36:46Oh, my God.
00:36:46Oro Blanco.
00:36:48500 a stick.
00:36:50Oh, my God.
00:36:57Oh, my God.
00:37:20My father spent his whole life fighting Vaught, and here I am smoking a fucking cigar with Stan Edgar.
00:37:28I remember your father, you know.
00:37:32He was impressive.
00:37:35Over 30 Ivy League attorneys at Vaught, and one small-time Harlem lawyer made them work weekends and holidays.
00:37:43Damn fucking straight he did.
00:37:45But he couldn't win.
00:37:49It's why.
00:37:50Ultimately, you won't win either.
00:37:53You're fighting an unbeatable foe.
00:37:54You know that, right?
00:37:56Who?
00:37:57Vaught?
00:37:57Please.
00:37:58It's more powerful than Vaught or Homelander, more powerful than nature or life itself.
00:38:04It's profit and loss, supply and demand, the elegant flow of currency across the globe.
00:38:12We're just cogs in a great machine, and we all have our part to play.
00:38:21Say you kill Soldier Boy, or Homelander, or even release this virus.
00:38:25When superheroes go out of fashion, something else will just take their place.
00:38:30Because corporations must still grow.
00:38:36Money must still be made.
00:38:38The machine must still be fed.
00:38:41That is the way of the world.
00:38:46Motherfucker.
00:38:49When this is all over, you're aiming to run Vaught again, ain't you?
00:38:54Like I said, we all have our part to play.
00:38:57Mhm.
00:39:01If that day ever comes, I have a part to play too.
00:39:07And that's to put a bullet in your fucking skull.
00:39:16Finally.
00:39:17Ha ha.
00:39:19Showtime.
00:39:20Hey kids.
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00:39:53Who needs soups when we can get fucking kids to do it?
00:39:57Listen, I want you to put crime analytics on finding the V1.
00:40:02It's out there.
00:40:03Oh.
00:40:04I know it.
00:40:05Uh, how many people do you want them?
00:40:08Everyone.
00:40:09It's all we do from now on.
00:40:11Also, I want our entire pharma division working on literally nothing but recreating the V1 formula.
00:40:19Vaught, destroy the original formula.
00:40:20That could take years.
00:40:21Skip animal testing.
00:40:23We have camps full of criminals?
00:40:24Just start using them.
00:40:26Mm-hmm.
00:40:35This is wonderful.
00:40:43Well, howdy, boss.
00:40:45What are you drinking?
00:40:55It's an honor to have a great American like yourself on the show.
00:41:00But I guess it runs in the family, huh?
00:41:03Homelander's father.
00:41:05Dang.
00:41:07The Glock, huh?
00:41:09Never saw the appeal in foreign-made guns.
00:41:12Well, this ain't your granddaddy's Glock.
00:41:15This here's a 9mm.
00:41:17Gen 5-7 round capacity with a crisp fucking break.
00:41:22Well, mine's a much longer barrel.
00:41:24Battle proven all-American cult 1911.
00:41:28Chambered in 45 ACP.
00:41:33That'll blow your fucking panties off.
00:41:36Now, that little Glock, that's good for a late-night Harlem stroll.
00:41:40But, uh, this here, that's a certified crowd killer.
00:41:43Think you mean an antique?
00:41:44I mean a classic.
00:41:46You wanna give it a try?
00:41:49Now, some can't handle the kick.
00:41:51If something tells me, you'll do just fine.
00:41:58I haven't so fancy!
00:42:17Well, I got handed to you.
00:42:20I haven't fucked that hard since...
00:42:23Since I railed Sherry Lewis on the balcony of Studio 54.
00:42:27I ain't got no idea who that is.
00:42:32Hey, why the hairless pussy?
00:42:35What?
00:42:35I mean, what's the point of going down there,
00:42:37if you're not gonna get a fat face full of fur?
00:42:41Is that how Homelander likes you?
00:42:43Like a baby?
00:42:47More like a mother.
00:42:51But you two have fucked, right?
00:42:53Mm-mm.
00:42:57Damn.
00:42:58I gotta admit, I was kinda just doing this as petty revenge against the freak.
00:43:04That's terrible.
00:43:05Who would do such a thing?
00:43:08You shouldn't say that about your son.
00:43:10Well, he thinks he's better than me.
00:43:12He doesn't.
00:43:15How do you know?
00:43:17I don't know much.
00:43:18But I can read people.
00:43:19And the way he looks at you?
00:43:22Shoot.
00:43:23I ain't ever seen look at nobody like that.
00:43:34Yeah.
00:43:35Yeah.
00:43:35He is the strangest motherfucker I've ever known.
00:43:38And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey.
00:43:41Oof.
00:43:47Yeah.
00:43:48Someone I want you to meet.
00:43:50Yeah.
00:43:54Is this...
00:43:56Terror?
00:43:58Well, my mom told me all about you.
00:44:01You boy.
00:44:01Where's he been?
00:44:02Me Aunt Judy's been looking after him.
00:44:05Does he still hump everything?
00:44:07Gentleman of his age?
00:44:10Well, he does his best.
00:44:16Ryan?
00:44:18K-Kamiko?
00:44:20Wait, you...
00:44:21You can talk.
00:44:28Tell me.
00:44:30It's all gone.
00:44:32Where is Samir?
00:44:35We let him leave with Zoe.
00:44:36We're not all monsters, you fucking...
00:44:39Monster.
00:44:45You touch her, I'll never make more.
00:44:48So back off.
00:45:03We're still gonna go after Homelander, right?
00:45:05Not today, we're not.
00:45:07Then when?
00:45:08I don't know.
00:45:09A week?
00:45:09Of your mouth.
00:45:12We don't have a month.
00:45:14He's gonna burn everything down like you said.
00:45:16Let's just go now.
00:45:19Not without the virus.
00:45:21But you said I was strong enough.
00:45:23You said I was the only one who could stop him.
00:45:25You said it was my destiny.
00:45:26I just said that.
00:45:27So you get him out of tower.
00:45:30Without that germ.
00:45:31Without that germ.
00:45:32You'd just be another stupid kid on a fucking suicide run.
00:45:35The same old lying, pathetic asshole.
00:45:42Ryan.
00:45:44Ryan.
00:45:51Ryan.
00:45:53All right, kid.
00:45:53This is a halothane grenade.
00:45:55What you do is you pull the pin, you toss it, and you run like hell.
00:45:59Also make sure you don't inhale or else you're gonna knock yourself out too.
00:46:03Once all the bodies are down and the smoke clears, we'll come out and get you.
00:46:06Got it?
00:46:06Yeah, got it.
00:46:09Maverick.
00:46:11Be careful.
00:46:18Huey.
00:46:22Hey.
00:46:22I know.
00:46:23I'm sorry.
00:46:24It's just...
00:46:25He's a really good kid.
00:46:27I mean, if we find the V1, I think we should give him some.
00:46:30Huey.
00:46:31Come on.
00:46:32How many more people are we gonna kill and then their kids come after us?
00:46:36And then we kill them and it's this vicious cycle that never fucking ends.
00:46:40Maybe we'll never be able to break it, but we have to at least try.
00:46:51What was that for?
00:46:52It's just, uh...
00:46:55It's been a long time since I've been around someone who is actually trying to make things better instead of
00:47:01stopping them from getting worse.
00:47:06You think that the V1 can save us?
00:47:08Fuck yeah, I do.
00:47:11He's at the hatch.
00:47:12Okay...
00:47:45What the fuck is this?
00:47:47Hey, I got an invisible kid here.
00:47:49It stinks like V-Bro Mango Thunder body spray.
00:47:53Here, take him. Shit burns my nose.
00:47:55Maverick? Is that you, bro?
00:47:57You with Edgar?
00:47:58You were one of my dad's best friends.
00:48:00How come you never told me it was Homelander that killed him?
00:48:03Bro, Homelander didn't kill your dad.
00:48:06Who's Butcher's crew.
00:48:08You know, it's that sus French dude and Starlight's boyfriend.
00:48:11I don't know. Is his name Lucy Howie?
00:48:13They blew him up. Stuffed his body parts in a box and dropped him in the East River.
00:48:17Saw it with my own eyes.
00:48:19No cap on God, bro.
00:48:31Does it look like the Deep is talking to an invisible person?
00:48:35Fuck.
00:48:41Fuck.
00:48:43Fuck.
00:48:49Fuck.
00:48:55They were just here.
00:49:10God damn it.
00:49:11Fuck.
00:49:11There's not enough power.
00:49:17Slithery motherfucker.
00:49:22I mean, instant karma, but fuck.
00:49:24Okay, we gotta go out front.
00:49:26Stick together.
00:49:30Yo!
00:49:31Nice work, BroboCop.
00:49:48Keep the door.
00:49:48I wish I was out.
00:49:49You got her when...
00:50:01What am I gonna try?
00:50:01I don't get серд cada man.
00:50:02What do you care?
00:50:02Don't say that was현.
00:50:10Sorry, bro.
00:50:12Don't hate the player, hate the game.
00:50:55Mango Thunder, motherfucker!
00:51:09It was you, wasn't it?
00:51:11You killed my dad.
00:51:12Get the fuck off me!
00:51:14Where are you?
00:51:17Is that why you were telling me all that weird shit about letting go?
00:51:19You sick fuck!
00:51:20You're right, you're right. It was me. It was me.
00:51:23I mean, cold comfort, but I killed my dad, too.
00:51:27You fucking psycho!
00:51:28Just wait, just wait!
00:51:29Look, with Translucent, someone murdered my girlfriend.
00:51:32Not your dad, but still, I was...
00:51:35I was angry and scared.
00:51:39And I felt all this hate, and I'm sorry.
00:51:43I shouldn't have done it. It's not the answer.
00:51:44It's the only answer, motherfucker!
00:51:52Raderick! Stop! I don't want to fight you!
00:51:54He's summerrotter!
00:52:00No!
00:52:03Gah!
00:52:13Gah!
00:52:17Oh!
00:52:19Ah!
00:52:20Oh, my God.
00:52:27Oh, my God.
00:52:54There's Maverick.
00:52:58She's got Maverick.
00:53:01It's okay.
00:53:04It's okay.
00:53:07Everything's gonna be okay.
00:53:13I'm here.
00:53:37Dad?
00:53:40Ryan.
00:53:42Hey, you.
00:53:44I'm really glad you called.
00:53:46I knew you would.
00:53:48It's like, uh...
00:53:51Miracle.
00:53:53You like the upgrade?
00:53:55Do you remember when you took me here?
00:53:57Pretended to care about me?
00:54:00I do care about you, son.
00:54:02I love you.
00:54:07I need to ask you for my forgiveness.
00:54:11You already have it.
00:54:12Okay?
00:54:13Let me finish.
00:54:14I put too much pressure on you to, uh, fill my boots.
00:54:18And I realize now that, uh, well, that that was impossible.
00:54:27But I do have some pretty exciting news.
00:54:30I am going to live forever now.
00:54:35I'll realize my own legacy.
00:54:38And you?
00:54:40You're off the hook.
00:54:42You can do whatever...
00:54:44Did you do it?
00:54:45Did you rape my mom?
00:54:46What?
00:54:47Of course not.
00:54:50Who told you...
00:54:50Did William Butcher tell you that?
00:54:54Your mother and I...
00:54:56We had an affair.
00:54:58A consensual affair between two adults.
00:55:01Your heart's racing.
00:55:02Well, yeah, because I'm shocked.
00:55:04And frankly, my heart's breaking a little bit
00:55:06that you could think I would do something like that.
00:55:13Ryan.
00:55:14Ryan, son.
00:55:16Ryan.
00:55:19Ryan.
00:55:20I don't know where this is coming from
00:55:22because your mother, she came on to me.
00:55:28Ryan.
00:55:30Son.
00:55:32Ryan.
00:55:32Ryan, buddy, look what came out of it.
00:55:34My son.
00:55:35A blessing.
00:55:36No!
00:55:41Oh, Ryan.
00:55:59Look at what you made me do.
00:56:14It's okay my sweet sweet boy
00:56:59Okay, so
00:57:00The virus is gone
00:57:02Samir took off with Zoe and Butcher went after Ryan
00:57:06Probably getting lasered as we speak
00:57:07And Homelander's got Edgar
00:57:09If he wasn't already close to finding V1 he is now
00:57:11We are so fucked
00:57:12Like anal deep V1 dude's thighs draped over another dude's both pumping away on some poor girl fucked
00:57:17Hey, maybe we lay off the porn
00:57:20No
00:57:21Okay, I do have some good news
00:57:25We were able to make out some of the redacted texts
00:57:27In 1963 a troop of boy scouts was found dead in the woods near this fort harmony
00:57:34The ribcages of their tiny body ripped open
00:57:43And this is good news?
00:57:44Don't we?
00:57:45The files are no longer reducted
00:57:48Okay
00:57:50Well that's where we're headed
00:58:13Annie?
00:58:15Wait!
00:58:17Wait!
00:58:17Wait!
00:58:18You could have died, Huey
00:58:19I'm okay, I'm here
00:58:21But I think if that happened
00:58:22I just, I wouldn't come back from that
00:58:24This was easier when I was on my own
00:58:26Annie
00:58:27Well, in my time of dying
00:58:30Don't want nobody to mourn
00:58:34All I want for you to do
00:58:39Is take my body home
00:58:41Well, well, well
00:58:43So I can die easy
00:58:46Well, well, well
00:58:47Well, well
00:58:50Well, well
00:58:50Well, well, well
00:59:18So I can die easy
00:59:21Jesus gonna make of my dying bitch
00:59:33We have much to discuss.
00:59:41Lord, in my time of dying, don't want nobody to cry.
00:59:48All I want you to do is take me when I die.
01:00:01Well, in my time of dying, don't want nobody to mourn.
01:00:09All I want for you to do is take my body home.
01:00:16Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
01:00:20Well, well, well.
01:00:24Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
01:00:28Jesus is going to make up.
01:00:30Jesus is going to make up.
01:00:32Jesus is going to make up my dying baby.
01:00:51Well, meet me, Jesus, meet me.
01:00:55Meet me in the middle of the air.
01:01:00If these wings should fill me, Lord, won't you meet me with another prayer?
01:01:06Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
01:01:10Well, well, well.
01:01:14Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
01:01:18Jesus is going to make up.
01:01:19Jesus is going to make up.
01:01:21Jesus is going to make up my dying baby.
01:01:35Lord, in my time of dying, don't want nobody to cry.
01:01:43All I want you to do is take me when I die.
01:01:50Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
01:01:54Well, well, well.
01:01:57Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
01:02:01Jesus is going to make up.
01:02:03Jesus is going to make up.
01:02:05Jesus is going to make up my dying baby.
01:02:07Hallelujah.
01:02:07Yeah, thank you, Jesus,, dude.
01:02:10Oh!
01:02:11Me.
01:02:14Daddy Owen is going to make up my new plot.
01:02:14Good luck.
01:02:15I do not really mean tocrime when a dying baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby
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01:02:16I just can fear.
01:02:26We just didn't think I keep any in my opinion.
01:02:26Oh, no, okay, no, I'm going to take my n naw.
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