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00:00Why are you such an ass to me?
00:02Because you like it.
00:10And I just want to give you what you want.
00:13And you don't want me to be the nice guy.
00:27I'm going somewhere.
00:28Come on, Cherry. Last night before class is started. Let's have some fun.
00:32Stop calling me Cherry.
00:34I'll stop calling you Cherry once you pop your Cherry.
00:38Can I drink this for you to leave me alone?
00:40I don't know, maybe.
00:53You don't want to waste anything.
01:05I thought you looked thirsty.
01:07I thought you looked thirsty.
01:24Well, Skyler was practically begging me for it.
01:27Well, why don't you go find some clothes and leave her alone?
01:30Yes, sir. Anything you say, sir.
01:33Later.
01:35Hey, uh, try not to, you know, set the whole boarding school on fire again.
01:38Like, uh...
01:40Yo, fuck you, man.
01:43I fucking hate that guy.
01:45You good?
01:47My hero.
01:49You know I'll always save you, Sky.
01:52Practically like my kid sister.
01:54Come on, you're like three months older than me, dumbass.
01:58Whatever.
01:59Hey, have you seen Carly?
02:06Maybe she's in my room.
02:08Come on.
02:11Hey, Carly.
02:16You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
02:19It's not like we're exclusive.
02:21Yeah, I said every cheater ever.
02:23And how would a virgin like you know?
02:26Hey, man, she just, she just hopped on top of me.
02:28Um, but I guess Jessie can't keep his girls satisfied.
02:34Come on, you don't need this.
02:36Excuse me?
02:41And what do you think he needs?
02:44I don't know, maybe someone who knows how to keep her legs closed?
02:49You mean a frigid loser like you?
02:52Keep dreaming.
02:53And keep your hands off, bitch.
02:55Hey!
02:56You know, actually, yes.
02:58Someone exactly like her.
03:02You did me a favor.
03:04I was coming in here to break up with you.
03:06Mhm.
03:07Because Skylar and I are together now.
03:11Her.
03:14Miss, I sleep with the student handbook you're dating her.
03:18Not the only thing she's sleeping with now.
03:20Right, babe?
03:23Babe.
03:27Yeah?
03:29Since when?
03:33About a week or so.
03:34I don't know what took me so long.
03:36I had the girl of my dreams in front of me for years.
03:41But I'm done wasting time.
03:43Let's get out of here.
03:50What the fuck?
03:51What the fuck?
03:53Um...
03:53What the fuck?
03:54I know.
03:55I know that came out of nowhere.
03:57And I'm sorry to spring it on you, but...
04:00I actually think that this could work.
04:03You...
04:05You think that we could work?
04:07Totally.
04:10Carly always wants what she can't have.
04:12If...
04:12If she thinks we're dating, it'll...
04:14It'll...
04:14Make her crazy jealous.
04:16And come running back.
04:17She'll be...
04:18Begging to be my girlfriend in two weeks tops.
04:20Hold on.
04:21You...
04:21You still want her?
04:23After that?
04:24After what she just did?
04:28Okay.
04:29She's drunk.
04:31I'm mad, but...
04:32But she's the total package, you know?
04:35She's the one.
04:38Look.
04:40I need your help.
04:41Skye.
04:43You're...
04:44You're my best friend.
04:44And the only one I trust.
04:47Please.
04:52He asked you to do what?
04:54Shut up.
04:56Isn't this a good thing?
04:57You've been in love with him since you were like eight.
04:58I thought you'd be screaming this from the rooftops.
05:00No, it's...
05:02It's not real.
05:04Okay?
05:04I...
05:05I mean...
05:06He's just doing it to get back with Carly.
05:10God, I...
05:11I don't get it.
05:12Take away the push-up bra and daddy's credit card and what's left?
05:17I...
05:17I can't do it.
05:19I mean, I...
05:20I don't...
05:20want to let Jesse down, but I just...
05:24I think it would kill me.
05:27Genuinely.
05:28I've just...
05:30I have wanted him to ask me out for so long, but...
05:36Not like this.
05:40Damn, dude.
05:41It's...
05:42It's too bad this isn't a movie.
05:44Because if it was, all you have to do is fake date him, then he'd fall in love with you.
05:50Without even realizing...
05:54Wait.
05:55Wait.
05:57No.
05:58I...
05:59I mean, that wouldn't really work, right?
06:02Why not?
06:03That's the way it always goes.
06:04Okay?
06:05Guy...
06:05Fake dates girl to make evil ex jealous, then boom!
06:08He realizes girl is the one all along.
06:10Happily ever after.
06:14You think?
06:15I know.
06:17Go accept your beloved's faux-posal, and Operation Rom-Com is officially underway.
06:24Okay.
06:37You, are you looking for someone?
06:39Yeah.
06:40My boyfriend.
06:43What?
06:45You don't have a boyfriend.
06:47You've never had a boyfriend.
06:49You've never hooked up with anyone.
06:50I mean, I'd be surprised if you ever even kissed someone.
06:53So, yeah.
06:54You and Jessie...
06:56I don't buy it.
06:58You're too...
06:59Too innocent.
07:01You're not too much of a good girl.
07:04No, I am not.
07:06But maybe I'm just...
07:08Waiting for the right guy.
07:10Well, you should've kept him waiting.
07:13He's not your type.
07:15What would you know about my type?
07:17I know you don't look at him the way you look at me.
07:21Right.
07:22Because I look at you with unadulterated loathing.
07:26Whereas I look at him with love.
07:29Now.
07:30If you'll excuse me.
07:34Enjoy holding hands with your fake boyfriend.
07:47Showtime.
07:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:49Hey, slow down.
07:51You sure about this?
07:54No.
07:55I would do anything for you, Jessie.
07:58No.
08:04Okay, come on, man.
08:06Let's dance.
08:25It's not working.
08:27Hey, we just...
08:28need to get her attention.
08:29Oh, my word.
08:31Oh, my word.
08:31Yeah.
08:35Oh.
08:36Oh, she looked.
08:37She looked.
08:38Now what?
08:38Okay, um...
08:40Do something, like, romantic in my ear.
08:42You know, like how you've liked me for a long time.
08:47I've liked you for a long time, Skylar.
08:53Me too, Jessie.
09:01A little public for her first kiss, no?
09:04Back off me, man.
09:08You don't actually have to kiss me.
09:10Look, do you want Carly back or not?
09:13They'll sell me shit, man.
09:17Come on.
09:18Let's go somewhere a little more private.
09:24Nice moves.
09:35Mmm.
09:36What...
09:37What the hell are you doing?
09:38Like, you...
09:39You know, make it...
09:40Make it sound like we're hooking up.
09:42Look.
09:43Look, do you want her to be jealous or not?
09:46Mmm.
09:47Oh, oh, yeah.
09:48Mmm.
09:50They take it off.
09:52What's that?
09:53You want me to get you jealous?
09:56Come on.
09:58Okay.
10:03Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
10:05Oh, oh, yeah.
10:07Mmm.
10:07Mm-hmm.
10:08Oh, Jessie.
10:10Oh, Jessie.
10:11Yeah, just like that.
10:13Oh, Skylar.
10:14Oh, yeah.
10:15Oh, Jessie.
10:16Oh, Jessie.
10:18I love it.
10:21Oh, Jessie.
10:22Who was your dad?
10:24Oh, my God.
10:26Only you.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:29This girl is unbelievable.
10:32Oh, girl.
10:35Wait, hold back, turkey.
10:37Ah!
10:38Ah!
10:39Ah!
10:40This girl.
10:52oh yeah good idea mm-hmm mm-hmm oh you know what
11:02it's my girl oh you know what um it should probably also be like on your on your lips too
11:21right oh yeah
11:23yeah yeah here we go oh how's that spectacular great yeah uh you know what let's stagger our exits
11:42you know kind of make it look like we're playing it cool oh you're good
11:48mm-hmm hey guys hey guys
12:12that was really something you know too uh too bad it was fake oh so you were listening cut the
12:20shit
12:21i know you wouldn't sound like that oh no and what would i sound like well you're you're uptight so
12:31you'd probably be really quiet at first but you know with the uh with the right touch you would uh
12:42gently barely without a little moan
12:49told you and then
12:58and then you'd tell me you didn't hook up with jesse
13:03maybe he just makes me moan louder than you ever could
13:06jesse wouldn't know what to do with a girl like you you have no idea what you're talking about
13:11jesse and i are perfect for each other yeah i'm sure you are both cross-country all-stars both top
13:18of the class both rule following overachievers i mean it must be a fucking ride in the bedroom
13:23you know trading gold stars back and forth
13:29i see what you need is someone who's going to challenge you someone who's going to break you
13:33apart and then put you back together again
13:40why don't you just leave us alone you have carly now i don't want carly
13:46i want you
13:52to admit that you're lying not just to me but to yourself
14:12never
14:26for this project you'll be working in groups of three
14:29a little menage a talk
14:31uh first up jesse skyler and
14:35way
14:39next little threesome is
15:00hey man you uh you want to stop looking at my girlfriend
15:04sorry i was i was just thinking right like you've been obsessed with carly for years
15:08so i just feel like this is moving on a little quickly no
15:13first of all
15:15you don't know shit about me
15:17and second i i think deep down it's
15:20it's always been skyler
15:23yeah
15:23same honestly
15:26i mean i think
15:27i've felt that way since um
15:29that one night at camp
15:32uh summer before fifth grade
15:36they were teaching us about constellations
15:39do you remember
15:45yeah i think so
15:46we we had wandered off and we're staring at the stars for hours
15:51and i just
15:54remember thinking you know maybe it's not just me
15:58maybe um
16:00maybe you felt it too
16:05yeah
16:06yeah and i did
16:08good ass
16:19why are you trying to show off when there's nothing to show off
16:23oh carly i'm just trying to take a shower
16:25you should try it every once in a while
16:27help get rid of some of that clown makeup
16:32just so you know
16:33the showers are being used
16:35but they added some more on the second floor
16:38renovations over summer
16:39come on i'll show you
16:40hold on
16:41like why are you being nice
16:43hmm
16:46girls gotta look out for each other right
16:49fine because i don't need you stinky up the hallway
16:51happy now
16:53let's go smelly
16:57you're in the men's room
16:58stop hey
17:00wait
17:00turn around
17:01don't look
17:03yeah uh
17:04why are you in the men's room
17:08carly
17:10carly carly she told me these were the new girl showers
17:13that bitch you probably took my towel too
17:18that's low even for her
17:19kind of funny though
17:22here
17:22well what are you doing
17:24what are you doing
17:25here take it
17:31i saw that
17:33don't flatter yourself
17:57hey hey carly's coming
17:59hold my hand
18:00hurry up
18:06mind if i join
18:07actually yeah
18:08oh
18:08okay
18:13didn't you
18:14say you wanted to check with the trainer about your ankle
18:23right
18:24right
18:25right
18:26okay
18:33so
18:34turns out skylar the saint
18:36it's actually skylar the skank huh
18:39you jealous
18:41of her
18:42baby
18:43she doesn't hold a candle to me
18:46you know how good i can treat you
18:48what about rain
18:50he wishes
18:54i'm really stiff
18:55could you
18:57yeah
19:03how's that
19:04perfect
19:20where's your uh where's your man
19:23busy
19:24hi
19:25worried you might actually have to pull your weight for the group project
19:31take a look
19:41this is actually pretty good
19:43hmm
19:45turns out you don't have to be a complete kiss ass to be smart imagine that
19:48okay look just because i'm not a literal firebombing criminal doesn't mean that i'm a kiss ass
19:53we're not really talking about me are we
19:57when was the last time you broke a rule never
20:02i don't
20:04always
20:05recycle
20:07you monster
20:08like
20:09you think that you know everything about me
20:11but
20:12i mean
20:14i could be bad
20:15you have no idea
20:21prove it
20:31okay
20:31i dare you
20:33to go steal the answers for the pop quiz out of miss whitmore's bag
20:36no
20:37no that's
20:38that is cheating
20:39okay i
20:40i can't
20:41come on good girl
20:42take a risk
20:47okay
20:58you
20:59you
21:00you
21:02you
21:03you
21:13Thank you so much for joining us.
21:39You see, I told you that.
21:46Happy?
21:48Thrilled.
21:50Yeah, I guess you're not so innocent after all.
21:58Um, you know, we should...
22:02We should probably...
22:05Get back to work.
22:06I'm just...
22:08Jumping.
22:19This game is so stupid, Lo.
22:22I think O'Kiss is not stupid.
22:24It's a Lincoln Prep classic.
22:25Now turn around.
22:29Don't worry, babe.
22:30I'll make it nice and easy for you.
22:37Okay, here we go.
22:39Line full bond.
22:41The game's begun.
22:42Kiss the one you touched and run.
22:45Strange your friend or sweet surprise.
22:48One quick kiss and open your eyes.
23:17Jessie?
23:21you made it really easy for me now hiding in your own room
23:30you know the rules
23:51jesse not quite
24:01brain oh my god i i thought you were jesse shouldn't you know what it feels like to kiss your
24:06own
24:06boyfriend you i don't you guys kiss the same why didn't you stop me isn't that like the point
24:15of the game besides tell me you don't like it i didn't
24:25liar what the hell is your problem hmm do you just get off on kissing all of jesse's girlfriends
24:30nope not all of them then why did you kiss me back
24:38whatever never mind okay just listen to me this did not happen okay this this kiss
24:45does not leave this room
24:55did you just stop
24:59i kissed lola
25:15what
25:18you know that if i don't hit my protein goal it can affect my 100 meter dash time by as
25:22much as a
25:23quarter of a second okay yeah sure so when were you gonna tell me you and rain kissed
25:26hmm
25:33it was an accident
25:35i thought i thought he was jesse
25:38skyler your first kiss was pretty bad girl how was amazing life changing the hottest thing that's ever happened to
25:44you no no no
25:49maybe okay like like a little yes fine hold please
25:55okay okay when did you make that doesn't matter so you kissed rain uh-huh thinking he was jesse yes
26:01and you liked it when you thought it was jesse yeah
26:04who you're fake dating and who you actually like and you liked it when you thought it was jesse but
26:10you also liked it when you thought it was rain
26:11no
26:11ergo you like rain
26:13no no okay i do not like rain i like jesse yeah well the diagram doesn't lie the diagram doesn't
26:20understand that last night
26:22just hormones
26:25hormones okay my ovaries don't seem to get that rain is just a
26:29a troublemaking law-breaking playboy okay
26:36he doesn't even like me you know i mean he's just
26:40he's just doing it to get back at jesse so
26:44i know how to fix this
26:46mm-hmm
26:47i just have to kiss jesse
26:49as soon as possible
26:51no
26:59so what happened at hide and go kiss
27:01you found lola pretty fast
27:03sure that blindfold didn't slip
27:05it didn't
27:06just
27:07lucky
27:07i guess
27:09oh come on
27:11it's actually a really funny story i was there do you do you want to tell it or should i
27:15you know i don't think
27:17i don't think i even really remember
27:19okay so skylar comes into our dorm room she locks the door has a blindfold on i feel i feel
27:24trapped so
27:24i try to squeeze by her and then she
27:31and then
27:33um i
27:35you know i actually didn't even know
27:36that he was in the room
27:38i
27:39as soon as i got out into the hallway i found lola so
27:44wow great story
27:47better luck next time babe
27:49hey maybe you can have some of mine
27:51seeing as i'm the luckiest man in the world
27:56sorry
27:57i
27:57just
27:58i
27:59have to
28:01powder my nose
28:06sorry babe i just
28:07you know
28:08i hate to see girls cry
28:09you know
28:11i'll be right back
28:18what is wrong with you
28:19it doesn't doesn't bother you that your boyfriend is right after his ex
28:24i trust him
28:26oh he shouldn't trust you if you're getting all handsy underneath the table
28:29i was just trying to get you to be quiet
28:32if you wanted me to be quiet you should have put my hand here
28:34you just don't go on me
28:36are here
28:40i
28:45i am not
28:47doing
28:47this
28:48with you
28:49okay
28:50you
28:52you are
28:53a bad person
28:59yep that's what they say
29:08hey guess what
29:10it worked
29:11carly wants to get back together
29:16that
29:17is
29:17is great
29:19and don't worry i played it cool
29:21her and i gonna hang out next week and talk it over
29:23and then
29:24you and i can do like this big
29:26public breakup scene in the cafeteria
29:28it'll be great
29:29you must be so relieved
29:31huh
29:31no more pretending
29:33oh
29:33mm
29:34mm-hmm
29:37and
29:37now you can
29:39date whoever you want
29:40but
29:41like
29:41actually
29:45all right
29:46see ya
29:50so
29:52they are in fact getting back together
29:55and operation romcom
29:57is officially a failure
29:59okay but now
30:00you can suck face with rain guilt free
30:03well i
30:04jesse is everything i have ever wanted
30:07okay
30:07he is
30:09he's
30:09he's kind
30:10he's funny
30:11he
30:12i mean he's my best friend
30:15he's who i should be with
30:17no fuck should
30:18who do you want
30:19to be with
30:20look sky you're all schedules and goals and them being perfect or whatever
30:24and i know rain is the opposite of that but maybe he balances you out a little bit
30:29and
30:30i know jesse is a good one but that doesn't necessarily mean he's the right one
30:36is that not
30:36there she is
30:38just the rebound i was looking for
30:41i want to thank you actually
30:45if you hadn't been such a pathetic consolation prize
30:48jesse wouldn't want to talk about us next week
30:53aww
30:54you should know by now
30:56given your literal track record
30:59nice girls always finish last
31:02hope you had your fun
31:03cause i'm taking him back
31:05there's nothing you can do about it
31:12over my dead body
31:15that's it
31:16i
31:17i've got to tell him how i feel
31:23come on
31:30hey jesse
31:31hey he's not here
31:37but i'd be happy to entertain you till he gets back
31:41cherry
31:46you have been tormenting me
31:48for four years
31:51what gives
31:52huh
31:53what
31:55what makes me so special
31:57why are you such an ass to me
32:02because you like it
32:15i just want to give you what you want
32:18and you don't want me to be the nice guy
32:45oh shit
32:47open up
32:48he can't find us like this
32:50what you worried your fake boyfriend is going to catch you cheating
32:53rain
32:54please
33:01fine
33:02get in
33:18what the hell did you lock me out
33:22man i get your piss that carly dumped you but
33:24oh she's all yours bro
33:25not really my type
33:26i like them less bitchy
33:29fuck you man
33:38yep i guess i'll go to sleep then too huh
33:52dude
33:53fuck
33:57go to bed in your fucking sweater
34:00it's a million degrees in here
34:03shit good call bro
34:18fuck do you want me to go
34:23fuck do you want me to get it
34:42What are we going to do?
34:44Seriously, we might.
34:46What'd you say?
34:52Just talking to myself.
34:55Great.
34:55Not just an asshole, but a crazy asshole.
34:58Keep it down, would you?
35:01You have to get me out of here.
35:04I guess we're sleeping together tonight.
35:07Okay, fine.
35:10Switch places with me.
35:18Shh.
35:26Shh.
35:28God.
35:40This is officially the stupidest thing I've ever done.
35:46You're welcome.
35:48For what?
35:49For adding a little spice to your life.
35:52Look, I have to get a good night's sleep, okay?
35:54I have a run early in the morning.
35:56Our first meet is next weekend.
35:58I just...
35:58I don't have time on my schedule for hijinks.
36:02But you always gotta, you know, like, leave room for hijinks.
36:07That's...
36:08That's just a given.
36:16Hey, um...
36:17This bed is just kind of, like...
36:19Like, would you mind?
36:21Sorry.
36:24Better.
36:27Better.
36:31It's just, like, a small...
36:32A small bed.
36:33You know what I mean?
36:33Oh, of course, yeah.
36:35Don't read into it.
36:36Yeah, of course.
36:41I gotta say, I never thought that I'd be sharing a bed with the arsonist who's got a VIP seat
36:46in detention.
36:59Do you want to know what actually happened that day?
37:08I was...
37:09I was smoking a cigarette underneath the bleachers.
37:14You know, I get a...
37:15I get a call from my mom telling me that...
37:19Like, after years, it was just fucking screaming by just my dad.
37:26He, um...
37:27He finally just backed up the shit and left her.
37:30Or, you know, he left us.
37:39Sometimes I get these anxiety attacks.
37:41And I got one, and I passed out.
37:48I woke up, and all the pressure around me was on fire.
37:52It was just a complete fucking accident.
37:54Dumb luck.
37:55Why wouldn't you tell anybody?
37:56I did.
37:57I told everyone.
37:58I won't believe in it.
38:00They never do.
38:04But, you know, fuck them.
38:05I know the truth, right?
38:16Rain.
38:22I believe you.
38:24I'll blow my dad.
38:24I don't know.
38:28I love you.
38:41Why don't you close to all the deepest back of my life?
38:41If you don't know, I'll lose.
38:41I love you.
38:42I love you.
38:43I love you.
38:50I love you.
38:51I love you.
38:52I'll see you.
38:52I love you.
38:52I love you.
38:52I love you.
39:15I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
39:22What do you want to make a run for her?
39:24Five more minutes.
39:49I miss you, baby.
39:53Ugh, it's breaking my heart seeing you with Miss Giddy Giddy.
39:55She's like the poster child for boring.
39:59Not really.
40:01Turns in all her assignments early.
40:04Starts training at 5am every morning.
40:07Like, bitch, just be normal.
40:10She's actually a good person.
40:13Being a tryhard doesn't make you a good person.
40:17I'm sorry, I'm confused.
40:19I thought we were here because you were done with your little Disney princess.
40:23Am I wrong?
40:25Can you chill out?
40:27Skylar's my friend.
40:28You know what?
40:29I'm done playing these games with you.
40:31If you want to get back together, kick your vanilla ass to the curb.
40:45I didn't sleep with him, right?
40:50I slept with him.
40:53Okay?
40:54So it's really, um, you know, not a big deal.
40:58No, sure.
40:59Of course not.
41:01No.
41:02No.
41:03No.
41:04No.
41:04Oh, my God.
41:06There is no way that I am catching feelings for the guy who has made the past four years of
41:11my life a living hell.
41:13Sky, you're overthinking this.
41:15The heart wants what the heart wants.
41:17Okay?
41:19Oh, and speak of the devil.
41:21I'm gonna go donate my lunch to charity.
41:26I gotta go to class.
41:27Are we not gonna talk about last night?
41:29I mean, there's nothing to talk about.
41:34Seriously?
41:35What, you wrapping yourself in my arms and me telling you all my shit, there's nothing to talk about?
41:40Look, it...
41:42It was...
41:44It was a mistake.
41:46Okay?
41:51Will you look at me?
41:54Will you fucking look at me, Skyler?
41:57Like, be honest for one fucking second.
42:01Hey, Sky!
42:04Rain, go.
42:05Now, please.
42:07Okay?
42:07Jesse and I...
42:08Aw, Jesus Christ, Skyler.
42:09There is no you and Jesse.
42:10Just fucking admit it.
42:12Just admit that your relationship is fake already.
42:15I see what this is.
42:19You're trying to steal my girl.
42:23Hey!
42:25You're trying to steal my girl again.
42:31Hey!
42:32Hey, hey!
42:33She isn't your fucking girl.
42:34Stop! Stop!
42:34You're just using her to get back with Carly.
42:36Stop.
42:37You know what, you're right.
42:39I was because...
42:40Because that's what I thought I wanted.
42:44But ever since we started fake dating...
42:47Something changed.
42:48I wake up every day and it's like...
42:50Cool, I get to see Skyler today.
42:53Even...
42:54Even when we're not doing anything special, just...
42:56Being with you...
42:58I feel better.
43:00Like...
43:00Like I don't have to try so hard.
43:02And...
43:02I started to realize maybe...
43:04This is who I'm actually meant to be with.
43:07Oh my god, it worked.
43:11Do you want to be my girlfriend?
43:13For real this time?
43:15What do you think?
43:27Yes.
43:28Oh.
44:03So, so, look, I'm, I'm sorry to spring that onto you again.
44:11I was talking to Carly, and she's just such a bitch, ugh.
44:18Mm-hmm, yeah, uh, what took you so long?
44:23She gave me this crazy ultimatum, and, and I started to think about my life without you
44:28in it, and I just, I couldn't, so, besides, isn't it time we gave it a shot?
44:37I, totally.
44:40Great.
44:41So, I, I guess we can go see a movie or something this weekend?
44:46Hmm.
44:49Can I, um, can I kiss you?
45:06Oh, sorry, sorry, I, yeah, I, yeah, I, yeah, sorry, we can, yeah.
45:29I'll see you tomorrow, Sky.
45:31Alright.
46:12Dad, hey.
46:13What's going on?
46:14You okay?
46:18Skylar!
46:19Go get the nurse. Go get the nurse.
46:22You're okay.
46:23You're okay. I got you.
46:25You're okay.
46:46Hey, she's alive.
46:49Here, drink this.
46:52There you go.
46:54The nurse came by.
46:56She said you're probably just dehydrated.
47:05Um, Jesse.
47:10I don't think this is working.
47:14Yeah, it's gonna take more than one sip.
47:17No, um.
47:20I mean, um.
47:25You and me.
47:29Oh.
47:33Oh, thank goodness.
47:35I was thinking the same thing.
47:37Yeah.
47:38I don't know why, but it just feels like we're pretending still.
47:42You know?
47:45Yeah.
47:46Yeah.
47:47You know, maybe we were just better off as friends.
47:52Way better.
47:58Look, and as my friend, um, I need you to do something for me.
48:05Anything.
48:09Take it easy on rain.
48:11Accept that.
48:12Hey.
48:13No.
48:13Hey, look.
48:16You owe me.
48:21Come here.
48:32You, um.
48:34You kind of scared me out there.
48:36Are you, uh, you okay?
48:39yeah um i think i just had a panic attack
48:46you know i actually have some like breathing techniques my therapist showed me if you ever
48:52uh if you ever want them i can i can i can give you them i can let
49:00you go to therapy i'm trying to be better you know working on my delinquency
49:14i'm um i'm really sorry about about all that shit that i said i am i was such a massive
49:24bitch
49:26i i had no idea and no how how could you skylar i've been giving you shit for lying this
49:34whole
49:34time and i haven't been honest for any of it like you asked me why i've um i've been such
49:41a dick to you these last couple of years
49:45i wanted to get your attention i wanted you to look at me or just or talk to me
49:51even if it was with uh with pure unadulterated loathing
49:59anything
50:04anything you had to give
50:09because you're everything scholar
50:17well in that case um you should know jossie and i we um
50:31we broke up
50:39yeah you um you were right actually
50:44we don't fit together
50:47no no no no i need someone who challenges me
50:59someone who makes sure that i pencil in time for hijinks
51:03yeah
51:08someone who will grab me and kiss me in the middle of the dorm when i am making up
51:16i don't know
51:18i don't know
51:20i don't know
51:20if i know what you are
51:24should i go go go go go or should i leave this one
51:32because lately i've been getting this feeling
51:37that you're gonna fight like me too
52:06I feel like I should tell you
52:09I'm
52:11a virgin
52:16With you being such an overachiever
52:18I'm surprised you haven't checked that off your list already
52:21Yeah, well
52:23I'm uptight
52:24Remember
52:26Yeah, I remember
52:28I guess I better help you relax then, huh?
52:38Tell me what I should do
52:40Do
52:43Because lately I've been getting feeling
52:47You might let me do it
52:50And just maybe I could take a little risk for you
52:56Like one more
53:08Oh yeah, let's get this thing started off with a bang
53:12Racers, please make your way to the starting line
53:15Hey, I'm sorry about you losing out to rain twice now
53:18And I'm also sorry you're about to lose out to me
53:21Oh
53:21Oh, you sure about that?
53:22I'm positive
53:24Just don't cry when I smoke you
53:26You're on
53:30You really love my sloppy seconds, don't you?
53:37Carly, let's go back to ground rules, okay?
53:39Don't talk to me
53:42Gotcha
53:43Um, break a leg
53:46Literally
53:47On your marks
53:48Get set
53:49Go
53:55Woo
53:56What a finish
53:57Go Skylar
54:12You do realize we have an audience, don't you?
54:15Come on
54:16Take a risk
54:17Take a risk
54:18Oh no, I've created a monster, haven't I?
54:21No
54:21No
54:22No
54:23No
54:24No
54:24No
54:24No
54:24No
54:25No
54:26No
54:28No
54:30No
54:31No
54:33No
54:33No
54:33No
54:35No
54:36No
54:39No
54:39No
54:39No
54:39No
54:39No
54:39No
54:40No
54:40No
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